I Said What I Said

Summary

The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: "I Said What I Said"

Original Air Date: June 3, 2026
Network: SiriusXM Faction Talk 103

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Overview

In this sharp, hilarious, and unsparingly honest episode, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly tackle fallout from the recent comedy roast “D.L. Hughley Saga,” dissecting social media beef, the contagious hypocrisy in the comedy world, and the fine line between ball-busting and moral outrage. The comedians analyze D.L. Hughley's televised response to the roast, respond to claims of racism and Nazi affiliation, and lampoon the cyclical, escalating nature of comedian-on-comedian feuds. Their trademark banter, self-deprecation, and refusal to tiptoe around controversy make this a quintessential Bonfire episode—gleefully blunt, defiantly unfiltered, and packed with killer one-liners.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Personal Growth & Handling Annoyances

• The episode opens with Bobby Kelly discussing remaining “chill” when people bother him, contrasting his current, calmer demeanor with his “old self” (throwing his phone, flying to LA to choke people out).
  • Quote: Bobby: “Trying to be chill. Trying to be chill where I... Maybe a couple years ago, I would throw my phone at the wall and then fly to LA and fucking grab that person by the neck. Yeah, I’m not doing that anymore.” (01:36)
• Sets up a running theme of the maturity (or lack thereof) among comedians, especially when responding to online drama.

2. Recap & Dissection of the D.L. Hughley Roast Drama

• Jay and Bobby break down the events:
  • Jay crushed at a roast; D.L. Hughley’s team retaliated with jokes and heavy-handed accusations, including Nazi/Racist imagery and fat jokes.
  • Debate about whether D.L.'s producer deliberately tossed Jay into the controversy (“The producer has something against you... wanted to toss you in there too.” (02:23))
• Cyclical escalation:
  • Jay’s response to D.L., D.L.’s response to Jay’s response, etc.
  • “Your response to their response to now it’s their response.” (02:59)

3. Comedy as Ball-Busting vs. Outrage

• The comedians dissect which comeback jokes actually landed (“fat jokes,” “nail polish so I know when to stop chewing”) and get meta about who did the better version.
  • Jay improves D.L.'s joke: “I did the thing I always do. I took someone’s worst joke and made it better... So I don’t eat my fingers.” (06:20)
  • Bobby pushes back: “The word chewing is a great word, okay? Especially for a fat toe. Do you wear a finger? Chewing’s funnier...” (06:35)

4. Hypocrisy & Threatening in Comedy Beefs

• Jay calls out the hypocrisy among comedians who police each other's jokes while having their own problematic histories.
• They ridicule the “say it to my face” trope:
  • Jay: “If the argument there is...’You wouldn’t say it to my face’...absolutely, get in front of me and I’ll be happy to say all these things in front of your face.” (10:58)
  • He jokes about “losing his black card” if he lost a fight to D.L.: “If you’re a white guy and you lose a [fight to] DL Hughley, you have to give your black card back.” (11:41)

5. Media Manipulation & Producer Shenanigans

• Multiple times, Jay and Bobby suggest D.L. Hughley was “set up” or manipulated by his producer into responding or inflating the beef.
  • “He was set up by that producer to have you in there.” (13:12)
• Bobby: “I think I’d be fired as this producer if I did that here.” (14:11)
• They critique comedians for letting staff create drama for content or engagement.

6. Cancel Culture, Calling Out, and Selective Outrage

• Extended riffing on hypocrisy:
  • Pull historic clips of D.L. Hughley defending slurs, rape jokes, and doing racial impressions, highlighting how many comedians now “policing” outrage have their own skeletons.
  • “Do you forget you’ve been on camera for your whole career, you nitwit?” (26:43)
• They mock the new emptiness of terms like “Nazi” and “racist”:
  • “It proves the word Nazi or racist means nothing. Because he...if I was D.L., I’d be livid at that producer for doing that.” (13:47)

7. Club Stories & Stand-up Economics

• Jay shares a bit about performing club shows, and staff preferring his crowd over D.L.’s due to better tips and better treatment, which segues to the “selling out shows” debate.
  • “We’re the same fucking clubs...Never thought twice about D.L. Hughley ever.” (07:54)

8. Racial Dynamics & The Comedy Circuit

• The hosts joke about Black and Jewish stereotypes, the significance of “the black card,” and the comedy world’s racial entanglements, handled with the show’s trademark boundary-pushing levity.
  • Jay: “All you ever want your whole comedy career [is] black people to love me... You wouldn’t call me a Nazi if you saw the way I looked at RZA.” (17:55)

9. Responsibility for Staff & Shows

• Both insist comedians must “control your staff,” refusing to let “junior producers” or casual video editors incite unnecessary feuds for attention.
• Jay: “Say you started yapping before you started thinking, and you let a white boy manipulate you into doing something he wanted you to do. You look like a chump, chomp.” (15:27)
• Bobby: “That made me mad.” (16:01)

10. Resolution and “Dropping It”—Or Not

• They vacillate between being fine with trading roast jokes forever and wanting to “put a pin in it” if D.L. simply takes responsibility.
• Bobby: “Come on the show. Come and come on the bonfire.” (25:34)
• Jay: “Most definitely say it to your face...I don’t think there’s much gonna happen about it other than two guys having a conversation or an argument, you know?” (25:38)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the pointlessness of comedy arguments:
  • Jay: “It’s not a threaten, like the funny thing back and forth at all.” (11:57)
• On performative outrage:
  • Jay: “The hypocrisy of...the policing of comedy by comedians is fucking crazy because you have...your own history of everything and come out and do all your apologies if you want.” (09:57)
• On fat jokes:
  • “Stop making me go under the desk.” —Bobby, after Jay’s relentless self-deprecating fat jokes (25:14)
• On producer drama:
  • Bobby: “It seems like he was playing him to get him to not like Jay by putting him in there. By...calling Jay a hack is, like, outrageous.” (14:01)
• On hypocrisy in comedy beef:
  • Jay: “You set yourself up for...to be a walking, talking hypocrite. I hope you don’t deal with Farrakhan. Farrakhan would be embarrassed of this behavior.” (28:19)
• Repeated riff: “I said what I said, and I stand by what I said.” (Multiple—e.g. 28:26, 37:01)—mocking D.L.’s non-apology apology.

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Important Timestamps

• [01:36] - Bobby on anger management and personal growth
• [02:22] - Introduction of “the D.L. Hughley saga” and producer manipulation
• [04:09] - Jay and Bobby critique D.L.’s “fat jokes” and style
• [06:16] - The “nail polish joke”—where D.L.'s roast joke makes Jay genuinely laugh
• [09:54] - Jay on the hypocrisy of comedy policing
• [11:41] - The “losing your black card” bit after losing to D.L. in a fistfight
• [13:47] - Discussion about the emptiness of “Nazi/racist” accusations
• [14:11] - Bobby: “I think I’d be fired as this producer if I did that here.”
• [17:55] - Jay: “You wouldn’t call me a Nazi if you saw the way I looked at rza...”
• [24:33] - Ticket sales comparison between Jay and D.L.; critique of status within “Kings of Comedy”
• [25:34] - Invitation for D.L. to join the show and end the feud
• [28:19] - Jay calls out D.L.’s hypocrisy referencing Farrakhan
• [37:01] - Final jab: “I said what I said and I stand by what I said.”
• [41:00] - The “Cheryl Underwood” tangent—deflecting complaints over roast material

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Tone & Show Language

True to The Bonfire’s ethos, the tone is raw, caustically funny, rapid-fire, and often vulgar. Jay and Bobby dismantle controversies by mocking themselves and others, insist on not taking feuds too seriously, and use their platform both for comic catharsis and to satirize the supposed “rules” of modern comedy discourse. Their self-deprecation, repeated callbacks, and “inside baseball” industry commentary are staples—making this a must-listen for comedy fans, industry insiders, and those following modern stand-up’s ongoing culture wars.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a masterclass in how to handle comedy controversy with humor, perspective, and unapologetic honesty. Jay and Bobby rise above the static, refusing to let “producer-generated” drama or lazy outrage tactics dictate the terms of their art. If you want to hear veteran comics refuse to back down—or stop cracking jokes—this is an essential Bonfire episode.

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For full context, listen to the original episode on SiriusXM Faction Talk 103, “I Said What I Said,” aired June 3, 2026.

Transcript

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[Show Producer]

And now the bonfire with Big J

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okerson and Robert Kelly. I'll talk. It's a bonfire. Faction Talk Series XM103. What's wrong, buddy?

[Bobby Kelly]

I apologize.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's wrong?

[Bobby Kelly]

I, I, Somebody that knows me, that knows I'm on the air.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, just.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I actually set him on the air, texted him. That just keeps calling even though you

[Big Jay Oakerson]

said you're on the air.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't understand that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Write the person off. Is it Dawn?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, no. I'm trying not to. What's the word? Get triggered anymore?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I'm trying to just be chill, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm trying to be chill. Trying to be chill where I, Maybe a couple years ago, I would throw my phone at the wall and then fly to LA and fucking grab that person by the neck. Yeah, I'm not doing that anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the old you.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's the old me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're old men now, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh. Which actually kind of gets me into. I'm glad I said that. That kind of got me into the point to get back to what we were saying, the D.L. hughley saga, for people that don't know

[Bobby Kelly]

that are just tuning in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay did the roast and had a. Literally a great set. Everything was great. And of course, after this, people take these shots at what was good, what was bad. And they came after, you know, DL did a show and he came after Tony.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tony, essentially.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tony. Tony, essentially. But they put a photo of you and Shane up there. I believe I. I said this before. I think it's. The producer has something against you and wanted me personally wanted to toss you in there too. He just wanted. He actually said, you know, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He apparently has got some history or some. With a bunch of people that we know. And it's all seems bad. By all accounts. It's bad. So I'm like willing. That's why I said.

[Bobby Kelly]

I basically called you a Nazi and you didn't. You responded as you should, but you did it trying to be funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

With whatever energy you had. And they got a hold of it. And here we are today. They responded to your response. Your response to their response to now it's their response.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, we should play the response I said you got. They were. They were having fun for a minute, which was nice. They were having fun. They were making fat jokes. Yeah. That's what. You're a comic. This is what you should be doing. You should be busting balls.

[Bobby Kelly]

Make it fun. But here's the thing, too. You're making fun of a group of people. I'm sure there's fat people that saw this that are really mad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is this. I don't know if it's the one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know if that's the one.

[Bobby Kelly]

This would have bothered me four years ago. I would have been pissed off at this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It says, somebody check on DL Hughley or something like that.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I pulled up the total.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

So he. He went. He went back to you. But you're right, he was definitely. They had a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was the right way.

[Bobby Kelly]

They had a meeting and came up with this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right. In powwow.

[Bobby Kelly]

They had a powwow, which is fine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got. So this is the video, right?

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

Yes, this is on his site. I think it's clipped out. I'm not sure if it's the whole section of the podcast. I can get the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

As his first thing. It says I'm not going back and forth with a. That lactates.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hang on, D.L.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

come on, buddy. You just like. There's. Just make fat jokes, buddy. But you're just like. You're doing like old fucking shticky vaudevillian versions of it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, it reminds me of the guy

[Big Jay Oakerson]

never met a foul he never liked.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, here's the thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I bring the good stuff. I bring the good stuff.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was funny. I had to go under the desk. No, but you know, look, you're at the table. It always takes a couple good ones. It always takes a couple Mediocre ones to get to the good ones.

[Commercial Announcer]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're kind of. You know what I mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. I only watched this the one time, the clip through, but the stuff they were saying was making me laugh. He made me laugh a few times. Yeah, for sure. I said it was just genuinely. I was like getting dressed and I was like, that's funny.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's funny when you watch it. If you're a fan of comedy and I'm. I love you. I will protect you. I'll fight for you. I will fight for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Even. These were great, dude. When I saw before I heard it, deroza called me. He goes. He goes, dude, me and Keith Robinson were laughing at him calling you a fucking drag queen or something. Like a drag queen. Yeah, but they were a little like. Like empty. Well, I'm saying, like, it's like a

[Bobby Kelly]

couple of them were a couple of real good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Roseanne Bar made me like, play them. Play them. I don't remember. I only watched the one time, so maybe I'm even judging wrong. Some of these might be doozies. Cuz you're black and dumb.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Don't tell me I'm dumb when your diet lets me know you make shitty choices.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

The producer. It's like the tmz. It's like Eric Andre in the imitating tmz.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was a good one. That was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, this one made me laugh. This made me laugh, actually. I saw. I see. By the way, disclosures. I see it on the.

[Bobby Kelly]

This.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you call the closed captioning? But this made me laugh.

[Bobby Kelly]

This joke made me laugh really good. When I heard this one, I was like, God, I wish I thought of that one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Make sure give it its due to back it up a second.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

I can't back it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fuck. All right, play it. Oh, that's not the one I thought it was. So I didn't eat my fingers?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, the joke was. Do you have all the jokes right? Yeah, yeah. Play the nail polish one. I made Lou get all the jokes. This was my favorite DL joke.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

The only reason the fat dude wears nail polish, so he'll know when to stop chewing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I. God damn it. I did the thing I always do. I did the thing I always do. I took someone's worst joke and made it better. I just did it into my own insult. So I don't eat my fingers. To stop chewing is the wrong way. You mean stop biting? He means.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what I have to do? I have to do better. I have to Disagree with you. The word chewing is a great word, okay? Especially for a fat toe. Do you wear a finger? Dude, that's when the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stop chewing isn't.

[Bobby Kelly]

You gotta. You gotta put fingernail polish on so you know when to stop chewing because you'll just keep eat. Now chewing's funnier than.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you just want the like.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, we've all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thanks for pulling the brakes on my joke.

[Bobby Kelly]

We've all. No, no. We've all went over these jokes behind your back. And the chewing was a good one, but.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess I wasn't also the audience for it, but I said I'm fine with all the addicta. The man whose town is lacking as his dick size again. Talking about my wiener so much is pretty strange for that. It's weird to question my sexuality when you're talking about my wiener.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I tell you why, though?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because this is what bothered me. What is that? He said he doesn't. I don't. Who's this fat. I don't know this fat. This fat mother who. I don't even know this fat fuck. But then he knew every detail about you. He knows that your wieners out there. And we. It's not as. Is not a big one. It's a regular size. You wear fingernail polish. You have red stuff in your hair. He knew all the stuff about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We work the same clubs. They're much happier when I go to those clubs because the people tip and treat everyone nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, is that right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have the same fucking skin. He's doing casinos, I guess, but besides that, it's like we're all the same fucking clubs. He's got nowhere. But anyway, the issue is, I've never said. I've never thought twice about Deal Healey ever. But the one that got me in the thing. Well, first of all, again, the hypocrisy lives on. Ooh, do I love it? I do love when everybody said he wants to give you the old. This is how it is, man. I'm letting you know how it is. Keep playing. You can keep play. I think there's more. The fat stuff in there. The AI pictures are great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, there's one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't get an AI prompt to make me that good. By the way, there's one where you're

[Bobby Kelly]

sitting in a bowl with your stomach out. That was like. It made me laugh too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All these racist white guys want to do a freedom of speech and say the end. You see them slow motion going like this, like, I know what I've done my whole life.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's not true, Jay. Jay is fixing his hair gel.

[Show Producer]

Jay, were you thinking about what you thought you were combing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Big J Okerson thinks about every moment, his life, before he does a show. Big jokers. I think about every day of his life.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is the. This is the crazy. This is the narrative. It's nuts for this guy to do that. He's making up shit. He's literally taking a moment where you just fixed your beautiful hair and. And he's saying you. He's telling the audience what you were thinking was all the ra.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's my whole life. My whole life of racism.

[Bobby Kelly]

This fake laughing producer is enraging like he's. I've been.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, apparently. Here's the thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's under.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's to my. It's to my knowledge that a friend of mine has been talking to D.L. hughley, which I gotta say, I do find kind of weird. D.L. healey doesn't want any part of this to continue at all and apparently is made aware of this producer here. But I'm just said my argument against the whole thing was like, no, I'm gonna come on and talk about it today, whether he wants it dead in the water or not. Like, because now we're doing the thing that, like, that's fun. Now we're doing the ball. But you want to call me fat and say I have a little dick. I'm fine with all those fucking things. I would trade dicks with my fingernail polish so I don't chew my hands.

[Bobby Kelly]

It actually makes you stop because you're fat and you can't stop eating.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The hypocrisy of the fucking. Like, the policing of comedy by comedians is fucking crazy because you have a idiot. You have your own history of everything and come out and do all your apologies if you want, but go if you can keep playing that. Christine, it's. By the end of this, I said I only watched him once. The end of this caught me. It made me laugh so hard. Why does he fall down every time?

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

Cuz he's acting.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's laughing for a paycheck.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

He's good acting. He's not a good actor.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay, you didn't get that every time something was fun, we were all going under the table like him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I just trusted I was killing that hard. I know. Good.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't understand why he has to go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hang on, what does it say? Take my name out your mouth. God.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

And you'll have more room for snacks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hang on. One Second.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was, that was my second favorite. One.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was my second favorite when he said, you have more room for snacks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a thing somewhere where he says, here's the issue I took with any of it. All that's great. He goes, and I said all those things that I wouldn't say to his face. That's what he said. He goes, he goes, he wouldn't say it to my face. What's the implication there when you say, if you tell somebody you want to say it to my face, what do you mean by that? Is like, I'm going to do something about it. But you're a 63 year old dude and you're not going to do anything about it. And I would gladly say it to your face. I have to employ a bunch of people to make sure I don't say things to people's faces. So if the argument there is. You're making something like you want to say, absolutely, get in front of me and I'll be happy to say all these things in front of your face. I will not. I'll die trying before I lose a fight to the fucking bathroom break of the original Kings of Comedy. I can't even go back to Philia with that. I'll lose my black card. I'll lose my black card if I lose a DL Hughley. That's what it takes. If you're a white guy and you lose a deal, Hughley, you have to give your black card back.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm going to make you give that shirt back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My black people rule Shard will be stripped from me. I can't have that.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you'll never be in Comedy Express.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, not at all. But I mean, yeah, I mean, it's just, it's not a threaten, like the funny thing back and forth at all.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't like that too, though. When you threaten it, it's when you start threatening.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, just the idea that you would. I bet you wouldn't say to my face is a thing. You're challenging. Somebody's like, sure, I will. Why not?

[Bobby Kelly]

But like I said before, I think the first one, he was set up. I think he was set up by that producer to, to have you in there. And I. And I think the Bobby I'm even

[Big Jay Oakerson]

listening to, I gotta think about my life.

[Show Producer]

Jay's putting his fingers through his hair. So he's thinking, he's thinking about all the time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He said racist stuff, you know, my racist life.

[Show Producer]

Can I just say this about that? I'm astounded that producer admitted that on the air. I mean, okay, good, you admitted it. That's crazy that he gave his editor that note.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, D.L. hughley is, as we said, he is the stupidest of the stupid. He is dumb because he is, admittedly, by the way, he's talked to. He's talked to our friend who has said, like, he goes, you're being played. And Deal Hughes now going, like, I do. See, it's happening. I see it's happening. That's what I'm saying. I don't even want to go at him too hard. He's, like, lost in this situation. It's just that you're trying to cling on to something that's fucking stupid and take responsibility for your fucking show. And if your show posted this thing up and I said, I'm not worried. You call me a fucking Nazi. I've been called Nazi a thousand fucking times. It's a stupid fucking comment. It's good because just because racist doesn't hit anymore, and it's just an easy fucking thing to cast out. It's a comedy, you know, I mean, especially the white comedians, for sure. But, like, to come off of that, it's like all the things you can call fucking DL Hughley. Do you know what I mean? Like, just a weird thing. I've never policed the L. Hughes comedy. I can't bring myself to watch it, but I've never fucking policed it. And think of what he should do better or different or he should chill out on this or whatever the fuck he wants to talk about. So it's a weird thing. You set yourself up for a fucking. A failure for that. Do you have the end of that clip, please?

[Show Producer]

It proves the word Nazi or racist means nothing. Because he. If I was dlu, I'd be livid at that producer for doing that, for setting him up. He has. He just laughs along with them. So I can't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, it seems more.

[Show Producer]

I cannot understand.

[Bobby Kelly]

Seems like he was playing him to get him to not like Jay by putting him in there. By. By. I mean, calling Jay a hack is, like, outrageous.

[Show Producer]

And then you're writing a whole. Right. Writing room thing to. To get back at Jay. Like, this is such a setup. It's such unprofessional. I. I think I'd be fired as this producer if I did that here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know I'm dumb. I know I'm done. I know I'm dumb. D.L. hughley saying he's like, I'm not done if I'M that's what I'm saying. He doesn't believe that, so he's easy to take advantage. He thinks he's genius, so he looks like a idiot in this whole thing.

[Show Producer]

I don't know what the word means. If you called somebody a Nazi, you wouldn't just. I'm saying if you did, sure I would. Sure. Okay. But if you. If you meant it in earnest and I was in charge of putting a video component, I would be as cautious like I was handling, like, uranium in my hand. It would be that sensitive to me because I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to implicate anyone. You didn't implicate.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, for sure.

[Show Producer]

I'm just gonna add two more people.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Show Producer]

That's fucking bananas to me that he did that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But when I posted, two extra people.

[Show Producer]

Who cares?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When I posted, I was gonna do this. He reached out to our common person, said, you could reach out to me if you wanted to. I'm not a hard person to get my fucking information from. I think 40,000 fans have it from different documentaries and things that have been out there showing it. I've never changed my number.

[Bobby Kelly]

You just have a person to pick up the phone.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

I might not text you back or answer, but you can call me for sure. But my thing is, he could have called me about that. We would. But I'm saying, like, I don't mind. Like I said, Me and D.L. hugh could have a long standing beef of just on each other's comedy and dicks, which I'm fine with also. I just. I'm better at it than he is, so I'd be very happy to, like, get into that, however, just. Just tuck your tail, dude. Say you started yapping before you started thinking, and you let a white boy manipulate you into doing something he wanted you to do. You look like a chump chomp.

[Show Producer]

Handle your staff.

[Bobby Kelly]

That made me mad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Control your staff, dude. You're letting them boy you around. You'll be a idiot. Is this the one here? Yeah, this made me laugh.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

There's a. It's almost like everything he said he didn't do. We have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is. Yeah, it's this video, right? That's this one.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

Well, there's like, he did eight of them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, what the.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, settle.

[Show Producer]

There it is now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's this guy doing? White voice. The entire basis of all black comedy. You're talking about ground zero of all black comedy.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was a different time, Jay. The world has changed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, boy, it has. Thank God. The white man has risen up. So we don't stand for this kind of nonsense anymore. Do you think people are still doing white voices when they talk about white people?

[Bobby Kelly]

That's when black guys wore suits that didn't fit. They didn't get them custom made yet.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Ain't no Chinese people live here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Whoa. Oh, Get. What the fuck is happening?

[Bobby Kelly]

That was never. Okay, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What the fuck is happening? Okay, well, he's probably made major pentance for this, right? I'm sure he's really turned it all around, I guess. I wouldn't do that now. Isn't it that easy to say that now? I wouldn't do that. Solves the problem real quick. Don't. If I don't do that now, I don't do that now. Is that a racist bike impression or I almost fucking nailing D O Hughley at this point. Now, come on, guys. Go on any more. Ching Chong. Man. What a hack.

[Bobby Kelly]

You've had more than that over your house, huh?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have had more than that over my house. At once. Sometimes at once, Black Lou. I didn't count you in that. I didn't count Black Lou in that.

[Bobby Kelly]

So funny that he's calling you a racist and all you've wanted your whole comedy career.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Black people to love me is to

[Bobby Kelly]

be black people to love you. That's all you want.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You wouldn't call me a Nazi if you saw the way I looked at rza. When it's in here.

[Bobby Kelly]

We should just send him your first. Your first. Your first tape back in Philly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When I do. When I do the rza, is that being racist in particular?

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, you've been embedded in the black comedy community since the start.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I would say probably not much anymore. I don't know anybody the new people would be now. Yeah, but I started in it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you started in it. You were in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't have to prove my not racist. The do. Let him think I'm racist. I don't give a fuck. Let's have that. Arg. He's gonna think a dummy there, too. It's just a matter of like.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he also brings up Patrice and Keith. Legends. They're two of your best friends. It's like, dude, you think you. So you're saying Keith and Patrice are idiots because they're hanging out. They're hanging out with close friends. With the racist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hanging out with the racist hack. Yeah. Fat racist hack. No less fat.

[Bobby Kelly]

You fat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I wonder what deal Hughie thought about Patrice's relationship with Salads. I don't know, I guess he probably would have said it.

[Bobby Kelly]

And little dicks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And little dicks, man. My teeny tiny dick. Thank God. Always pulling up. One week behind DL Healy, edited and improv. What was the last time to get that staff Some much needed tips. That's so my favorite thing that I've used to make that example. It's funny. Dale Healy is one of the examples too. You've been on the road a bunch to know that when you go to a place when I wasn't selling tickets at all, like when I was headlining and like just, I mean even a few fucking years back, just like Friday, late show could be like light.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like empty almost. You know, empty, but like 50 people maybe.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then you're like, I blow. And I'm start telling the staff. You know the one I remember was a Columbus Funny boat. I think we're. Yeah, funny bone. I guess it is. But I was like saying the staff, I was like, I'm sorry. I always feel bad when you see him. Like, I'm so sorry there's no one here. Like, I'm so sorry you guys are. And they go, it's fine. He goes, your crowd drinks and tips. We're fine with that. He goes, D.L. hughley was here last week and it's not a black scent. That's a perfect impression of that lady. She was Jewish. She just talked like that. What are you gonna do?

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do we have you said there's other things of him?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, he said something hypocritical stuff. I think he said something to you about you're selling tickets. Like he sells more tickets than you. No. No, you don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Probably not.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, not, not. Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, if you do, fine, you're the one of the original Kings of Comedy. You're supposed to. But guess what? Maybe sell more tickets than me. But everybody else in the original Kings of Comedy, including the Bernie Mac estate, probably generates more money than D.L. hughley. Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey became a fucking gazillionaire. Secretary, entertainers, a respected actor. He's on Broadway now. A thousand things. Yeah, definitely. And then. And what? Bernie Mac is a fucking legend. I mean, he died a legend. People are saying one of the best that ever did it. And then there's bathroom break. You can't sit through a three hour comedy show and not go to the fucking bathroom. Dude, someone's got to eat that fucking bullet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Stop making me go under the desk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sorry. Bathroom break. Yeah, so whatever. I mean, I really can put a pin in the whole thing if he wants to go back and take like laughing jabs at each other. But just, you know, before you say, I wouldn't say it to your face, come in front of my face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come on the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Be in front of my face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come, come and come on the bonfire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Most definitely say it to your face. And I'll be honest with you, I don't think there's much gonna happen about it other than two guys having a conversation or an argument, you know? I mean, what's he gonna do? Yeah, dumb conversation.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think he was revved up. I think he was revved up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then imagine when I point out the, the Kings of Comedy thing that everyone said for years and never told him that was gonna really sting hard. Oof.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would hate to be called Bathroom Break Bob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I wish I was Asian. So he can come out now. He's gonna have to come in next week. He goes, what, that five boy? What would that st. White boy say to me? He said, I'm the. He said, you're the bathroom break of comedy. The bat. The comedy Bathroom Breaker. Such a fucking dumb double standard. These are out of here.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

Even playing. These are not just the titles of them. It's like DL Hughley, Farrakhan. DL Hughley Defends the F Word. DL Hughley Defend Defending Rape jokes. And it's all just him. It's not being said about him. It's clips of him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Doing what? Doing all that.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

Being hypocritical, basically.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's see it. I want to see some of this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, please. Now he's the police. Now he's the police. Do you forget you've been on camera for your whole career, you nitwit?

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, so stupid comics have to stop talking serious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, you really got.

[Bobby Kelly]

You gotta stop talking serious about comedy. If something was said, if somebody got in trouble, Shut the up, dope. Just shut up and let somebody let somebody else do that. Yeah, you don't. Because in reality, you don't care if it was funny. It was funny. That's it. Or somebody's trying to be funny, you got to let them try to be funny. And he.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, by the way, before they're funny, you could have said any point to his goes, yeah, he said he understands why I was mad, but he didn't go because I sorry we did that. That was a up thing to do. But he couldn't. I get why he didn't feel like he could, because I'd already come at him about his fucking dumb hat and shit. So that stuck up his ass for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

And don't forget the gay thing, too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, and then also that he's gay.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you learned that early on in comedy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I'll tell you what, I would call him the F word. But it turns out you can't say that here at SiriusXM, they said so I can't. But DL Hughley thinks it's okay. So just know right now, DL Hughley, internally, I'm screaming it at you. You're behaving such like one. But rules is rules, dog.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have to touch your hair when you do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you got to do? Ye. Hey, you're the F word. God, we got some more hypocrisy. I didn't Even know these ones. These ones. These are new to me. I didn't see any of these. I like this stuff. This stuff's great. Yeah. This is what you set yourself up for?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what you set yourself up for, to be a fucking walking, talking hypocrite. I hope you don't deal with Farrakhan. Farrakhan be embarrassed of this behavior.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

I said what I said and I stand by what I said.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mm. You say you said no, I said. But I say I say you say I say I say I'll say.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

I'll say we don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought that was lose track.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was. Oh. Of him saying, I say I say you say I say I see you say I say I say what I

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

said and I stand by done said

[Big Jay Oakerson]

when he come down ran cones and said it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Have you seen a chicken hawk?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You see a chicken come through here? Oh. Oh, God. He's saying you could have sex with his kids for money. That's not. You couldn't. That's. That couldn't possibly be a joke. It's got to be real.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Hey, come here for a minute.

[Bobby Kelly]

Ginger, no.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Hey. Ain't no police on this island.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh. It's a rape joke.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

I was just asking you to be nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. Times is different now, though. We know rape's bad. No. We come up now. We come to find out that rape's bad now. Time's different.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Yay. In the 80s.

[Bobby Kelly]

In the 80s, it wasn't bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. That. Now you understand.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good God.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

And do you want to see him talking about Farrakhan, which you said he never did?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He never brought a Farrakhan at all. He said. No, but he says, he said what he said he said, we say. Say we say. Did he say we say do we say say we say what I said, what do you do? We say we say when he do. We say we say. And he said we said by. Stand by say we say.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can you say that one more time?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I stand by save. We say we say we come. Bands coming down say we say we say I said what I said when he can't say it.

[Show Producer]

You should put this freeze frame of you putting your fingers through your hair and think, what is Jay thinking right now?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's going to find me on the Epstein list. Oh, God. I hope they don't start digging.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, this is the. This is when you. When you take yourself too serious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I have no. I don't think I have many super serious conversations like that about the F word. That he's having. I definitely said the word, but it's always trying to be funny. I don't get mixed up in this conversation of, like, the serious stuff. I want everything to be funny, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, this stuff is for acting. Actors. Actors get into this apology.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no. The entertainer became the actor. Oh, yeah, you told me they become game show hosts, but that's.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm saying, Steve Harvey. We should never.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Some of them become forever legends, forever young. But you're probably thinking Bernie Mac, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then you realize you probably have to take a piss. That's because bathroom breaks the only other person you can think of. First of all, who do I have to lie to? There's no one hawking over me about my diet plan. Who do I gotta lie to?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I only had. I just had a boneless burger earlier. That's it. Jacob.

[Bobby Kelly]

He doesn't know you're on the fat juice either.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Back up. Back a little bit. He never. He's never talked about Farrakhan.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Farrakhan. Now, he has said some things that are problematic. I will not pretend like he hasn't. But he hasn't done those in decades. So now he's being punished. So it can look like we're even

[Big Jay Oakerson]

handed black guys in Django hats. Tell me how the world works.

[Bobby Kelly]

God damn. The fans are really magical people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's total, dude. He's the best.

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

Yeah, we don't have AI Prompts, but

[Bobby Kelly]

we have really talented people that way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I have real life, factual backing up of everything you saying, being hypocritical and lying and. You're a boob. You are a stupid boob. Is this my camera here?

[Bobby Kelly]

That's your camera.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're a boob, D.L. hughley. But as I sit on Legion's gangs list week, I'm patiently waiting for your apology. Whenever you get laid out there, buddy, come here. Or if you want to be in front of my face and I think, and I'll say the things that I said to you already.

[Bobby Kelly]

What if he comes up to him and goes, look, man, I fucked up. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have thrown you in there like that. I got kind of set up and we went back and forth, but I understand where you're coming from.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't even have a problem. Honest to God, all the last things he did, the last round of stuff he said didn't bother. The only thing that bothered me was like, you wouldn't say it to my face. You're questioning my character then that I'm hoping this never gets back to you. I'm praying it gets to you. I'm hoping it goes.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're actually paying a Filipino boy to videotape it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paying a Filipino boy. You know what he said to me? And he said to me, he goes, when you are boss, when you want

[Bobby Kelly]

to put it up, D.L.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

hughley and his guy are probably falling under the table with laughter right now about that one. God, they love Chinese accents. Good lie, but. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, guy make me food and he's not going to tuck his tail. That's fine. He doesn't have to tuck his tail. But I mean, if you want to do something, we do something together and talk about it, that's fine, too. We never have to do that ever again. We could drop it here. Or you could say more stuff about. I mean, if we go back and forth, we go back and forth. But I really. I feel he's back to no corner. His guy set him up. He's letting him. He's watching him take this L in because there's no. There's nothing to stand on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Another guy put the picture up. He does. He's. He has to accept responsibility for his own show.

[Bobby Kelly]

So I think Jacob said it. He shouldn't have put that picture up of you. He was talking about. He was talking. He's talking about Tony. Should have just put the picture of Tony. And DL Would have went that way with it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they have. And by the way, Tony and Shane have so much bigger fish to fry than D.L. hughley. That. That went way by them. And the fact that he just threw me up and I was like, no, I'll say something to Theo Healey. And I bet I can get to him because even if he doesn't know who I is, doesn't know who I am, I'll get to him.

[Bobby Kelly]

And guess what he does now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's quite aware of who I am right now.

[Bobby Kelly]

He knows. He knows exactly who you are now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He does. He knows where he's not gonna see me in the slender section of the store. That's all he's gotten so far.

[Bobby Kelly]

Or the vegetable section.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He probably knows I'm Jewish now. Yeah. By the way, cancel my salad tonight. I'm not letting this guy tell me what I eat. I'll give you what the fuck I want. You don't have to listen to you motherfucker. All you ever fuck, I want to eat. Yeah. So I mean, you know, to put the rest as far as in my head, there was something he said possibly about coming on one of my other shows, like next week or something. It's like the whole thing's so, like, convoluted. It's like fucking DL Healy, stop being a fucking poon. Stop being an F word. And that's okay with you? You can say it. You can say whenever you want, he says, just not a SiriusXM. Hey, I wish SiriusXM. Are they listening now? Hey, SiriusXM. Be as cool as DL Hughley and let Bobby start saying the F word. The guy's a. He's got. He's got under pressure. Like a goddamn. Yeah, like a rice cooker.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, dude, I don't want to say the whole word. I just want to say the three lettered one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, let me say it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

D.L. hughley says it's cool. It's fine. You have to go to a place to hear things like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't want the odd. God damn it, I love it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I gotta fire my trainer.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have a trainer?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I'm fire my trainer.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have a snack trainer?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why don't they just put fat pictures of me up? Why'd they do AI ones?

[Bobby Kelly]

I. I don't know. They probably wanted to go with the joke, I think. But I'm fat, but there's no pictures.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I didn't see the.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just saw the one they typed in. Roseanne, Big J. Oh, I didn't see

[Big Jay Oakerson]

the ones that were like. Like other things. I thought that. Yeah, I thought they were just the one that like me.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, if they search, they probably could find you biting your fingernails.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Biting my finger. Several things, yeah. Eating my own hands by accident. You know, it's funny. If you had.

[Bobby Kelly]

You could definitely find the little dick one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you had a picture of my hands before when I used to bite my nails and it was down and it. If you showed that first, you could really hammer that home, too. About the nails thing, you know, I mean, my nails, like, he had to start painting his nails. He was eating his fingers when he

[Bobby Kelly]

was eating all the AI photos they did have. They could find those real photos of you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Some version of it. Maybe not. He said there was one in a tub. You're not gonna take a picture of me.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

That'll never happen.

[Bobby Kelly]

We can see you naked by a tub.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, not wrong about that.

[Bobby Kelly]

I hope he doesn't find that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well, good for you, putting that back out there in the world. Well, like you said, though, you'll send it to him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here's what you do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bump Phones.

[Bobby Kelly]

You did, it's. You did make him funny. Be funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. Like that guy is. He stopped pontificating and started like just coming. Doing ball busting trash. Great. Yeah. By all means, we can go back and forth in that a thousand times if you want. I don't give a. Or we could drop it. Or it is what it is. But it's like you are. You are a chump and a sucker for what you're letting this guy apparently do to you and not seeing it coming. Yeah. So it is what it is. And that's my piece.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

I said what I said and I

[Big Jay Oakerson]

stand by what I said. What I said and I said it.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

That's true spiel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because I've been done did it when I said. I son said it when I said it.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's what truth feel.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

That's true spiel.

[Show Producer]

True spiel.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't speak English. True spiel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I bet he's regretting it. As a comedian. I bet he's regretting it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I don't think so.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think so. I think he's. He's like, ah, I got caught up in something that I can't. I can't win this fight because what you just said, he knows that. He said all this other. He knows that you're respected comedian. He knows you're not a hack. He probably talked to. I bet you 9 out of 10 people that he brought your name up to, they're like, oh, he's great. I love big.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't even defend any of those things.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're well loved.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can think I'm well loved, but you think I'm a hackle. None of that stuff's like, that doesn't weigh on me at all. Like, none of the stuff right there. It's just that his, his standing up for this as long as he can is what I find very strange versus having just kind of like, yeah, I up. I up. There's a up here and you're dumb fat little dick shit. Fine. That's all fine. But the whole thing is he's just kind of rolling his thing. Then this fat boy come talking. He goes, well, address the issue first. The thing, you know, I mean, like, come with the thing we said. And he just dismissed it as fast as like, I don't make those videos. Do you know I'm saying? Yeah, it's almost like I said, like the. I don't. That's why I said I didn't agree so much. When you're saying about Kev, like, absolving himself of the thing of going, like, why do I gotta answer for it? He goes, well, it is your production. So you. I'm not saying you have to answer for their individual joke. You. Your answer, your defense is, oh, I believe in these guys, and I think they're funny. So I wanted to let them do whatever. That's what they do. And they did what they do. I loved it.

[Bobby Kelly]

It.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you know what I'm saying? If you say at some point in that video, Kev's gonna go like, why are they coming to me? Why are they coming to me? He goes, well, Kevin Mars to Kevin Hart that you produced. And everyone assumes you booked every person on it and knew about everybody a person on it. Which is kind of true, I guess.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's more what. What DL said. It's like, you can't go after a joke.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You.

[Bobby Kelly]

A joke is a joke. Well, he said it himself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, he said. We said instead, man. We said. When? He said. He said, it's what I said. I say, I say, I'll say and I'll say, I'll say, I'll say, I say it's true.

[Bobby Kelly]

Speech. It's true. Speech.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's just true. Spiel.

[Bobby Kelly]

Truth. Feel.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

That's true. Spiel.

[Show Producer]

I didn't like that. It just has an air of. It comes off like he has an air of moral superiority and then shows

[Big Jay Oakerson]

you that he's been a hypocrite in every one of them. Right. Isn't that crazy?

[Show Producer]

First of all, the. Obviously the word Nazi means really nothing. It's like a cartoon and saying, I'm good, you're bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that's what it means. Taking the steam off these words.

[Show Producer]

It proves people care about their own group only.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Show Producer]

He does not give a. About the N word. That's a bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gays retards. Fatsos. He doesn't care about.

[Bobby Kelly]

Doesn't really.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He. You heard here first deal. Who? He doesn't care about fatsos. What did Kanye west say about Zeal? Who doesn't care about fatsos?

[Technical Assistant/Producer]

George Bush does not care about black people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I wish. Someone post Mike Myers next to me when I say that DL who doesn't care about fatsos. And then if he'd be like, what? That's crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

He really did trash fat people. He hates fatos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, can I tell you something?

[Show Producer]

What came out?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me tell you something. It's the same thing. It all goes with the same argument they're making when they're like, cheryl. If there's any argument about Cheryl Underwood, they're going like, well, all you do is make jokes about, like, how dark she was, how dark complected she was. And I go, that's all I know about. I don't know her like that. I don't have time to get into an intricate thing about the people I don't know. I was there to talk about people I know more, but they said, like, hit everybody on the dais if you can. And I did. She. Poor fucking Cheryl Underwood. Not poor. She's doing great about it. But I do feel bad that she's had to be, like, the arm of, like, the festival. It's got to go around and tell everybody that it's okay. Like, leave her the alone. She's clearly fine. Stop bothering her. Stop making her have to come up and do so. Now she has to be. Everyone going, everywhere it goes, Tony, Shane. And everybody's like. And she's doing that. Yeah, she's doing that. And it's like. I think it's a weird responsibility that thrust upon her.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think Shane's response is the best.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's the best. It was better than anything I've said today with Shane's response.

[Bobby Kelly]

And he didn't say nothing about it. He's not talking about it, and he's just, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then she'll fucking fade into whatever. She's gonna go back.

[Bobby Kelly]

All this will go away in a week.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of course I don't have it. That's what I said. I don't have a thing. But there was the only. There was. You know, everyone's picking up the whatever's coming from this in whatever way. If I wasn't in there, in fact, if Louis didn't tell me, I heard, like, I just had a thing on that was playing all, like, the highlights of what people were saying about the roast just going here. And I heard D.L. healey talking about. I heard him say Nazi and all that stuff when I talked to Louis is what he said. He goes, you say D.L. healey's calling you a Nazi. That's what I was like, no, I didn't see it. That's when I saw the thing. I was like, oh, I'll mention that. It's. I'm not looking for anything like that. And if people said I sucked at the roast or wasn't funny, what are you? Just the voice in my head. That's what I. You know, I mean, like, I don't go into anything being like, they ain't ready for me, I'm about to go up there and slice this place the down. I was like, I was staring at my knees until I went on stage and going like, I hope. And then when I got off, I was almost shell shocked again. It was like all such a blur because I was like, I can't believe I just did this. This is nuts. So like, yeah, to fucking whatever. Weeks later. You're a Nazi. He goes, what? Do a joke. What joke up there was seemed Nazi ish to you? He's a.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, if you guys like Nazis. This weekend

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm doing what I call now my comedy rallies.

[Bobby Kelly]

So bring bring your swastikas and your leather jackets to New York Comedy club in Stamford, Connecticut, May 29th and the 30th.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Rise Up Comedy fans.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then he's going to Spokane Comedy Club, June 5th and 6th. After that he's gonna be in Minneapolis, Buffalo. Then he's going to the motherland of all the Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're taking back the comedy country one club at a time.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's going to Canada.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh wait, is this accent me being racist too? Come on now.

[Bobby Kelly]

BigJComedy.com first tickets and info YouTube.com Big Jo cause he's gonna go live Thursday night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby Kelly is going to be at Governors in levittown, Long Island, June 19th and the 20th. And then the comedy mothership in Austin July 3rd through the 5th. After that, he's going to be in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, Saratoga Springs and Brooklyn, New York at the all new Improv. For tickets and all tour dates go to Punchup Live. Robert Kelly, of course you can catch him every Tuesday night. The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge, the Comedy Cellar where he is going right as we speak. Thanks for letting me talk about all

[Bobby Kelly]

that, Bobby buddy, I love you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hope it was funny. My thing was to be funny about this whole thing. But point out those hypocrisy videos were just wild. And the fact that I had to sit on those. Keep in mind for like five days now, you know we don't broadcast during the weekend. We were off on Memorial Day. So I was like. And that guy, total bitch just kept saying, I know his name. But he just kept sending me more things like, look, he's done it again. I'm like, oh my God, perfect. Good. So I hope the point is made. Whether he wants to fucking drink it down or not is up to D.L. hughley. Those hats are gay. I said, I said I want to do. I said and I said and I said it. And look at this. My painted fingernails I was gonna get

[Bobby Kelly]

one of those hats. I'm not now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, no. That'd be. You're on Team Hughley. Hughley.

[Bobby Kelly]

I shouldn't have got my surgery. I should have just got my fingernails painted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, just eat less because you're worried about eating your hands off. We'll catch you guys tomorrow on the show. Until then, everybody, crackle, crackle.

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