Fear No Man

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly – Episode: "Fear No Man"

Episode Overview In the "Fear No Man" episode of The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, the hosts delve into a myriad of topics ranging from the latest in the music industry to personal anecdotes from their comedic careers. With their signature blend of humor and candid conversation, Big Jay and Bobby engage in discussions that offer listeners an entertaining glimpse into their perspectives on entertainment, personal relationships, and societal observations.

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1. Marilyn Manson’s New Album and Appearance

The episode kicks off with Big Jay expressing his thoughts on Marilyn Manson's recently released album. He critiques the shift in Manson's musical style and appearance, highlighting a perceived decline in the artist's edgy persona.

• Big Jay Oakerson [02:17]: “He makes songs now to be like moments in movies or something. Almost like for movie soundtracks. Like they're not ear-catching enough.”

Bobby concurs, noting the change in Manson’s career focus toward more mainstream and less provocative music.

• Robert Kelly [02:17]: “Yeah, he's in movie soundtrack mode of his career...”

The conversation touches on Manson's physical transformation, with Big Jay humorously lamenting the loss of the artist’s previous appearance.

• Big Jay Oakerson [02:39]: “He looks better Than he did for a human being.”

2. Touring Stories and Encounters with Jadakiss

Big Jay shares amusing stories from his touring experiences, particularly his unexpected encounters with rapper Jadakiss on airplanes.

• Big Jay Oakerson [07:22]: “I've sat on a plane across from the aisle from Jadakiss...”

He describes the brief nod exchanges, questioning whether Jadakiss recognized him, to which Bobby humorously speculates on the rapper's awareness.

• Robert Kelly [08:44]: “He might be going, yo, it's Big J...”

3. Character Acting and Western Media

The hosts discuss their ventures into acting, focusing on Big Jay's recent role that required significant makeup and costume changes. This segues into a broader conversation about portraying characters authentically and the challenges therein.

• Big Jay Oakerson [05:06]: “It's the first time I've ever done like a character where they put me like in a wig and like other stuff...”

Bobby relates by sharing his own experience with wigs for a role, highlighting the time-consuming nature of such transformations.

• Robert Kelly [05:18]: “It was the first time I had a haircut like that, like 15 years...”

4. Social Media, Reels, and Content Management

A substantial portion of the episode centers around the management of social media content, specifically the handling of "reels" shared by Bobby. They humorously critique the volume and relevance of the content being sent to their shared database overseen by Christine.

• Robert Kelly [25:37]: “I send a lot of stuff because anytime I see something that we could talk about, I send it into the chat...”

• Big Jay Oakerson [35:35]: “If you bring up the stuff, she wants to make sure she has it on call.”

5. Relationship Dynamics and Personal Anecdotes

Big Jay and Bobby navigate through personal relationship stories, particularly focusing on Big Jay's interactions with his partner, Christine. Their banter reveals a mix of affection and playful ribbing about communication mishaps and relationship dynamics.

• Big Jay Oakerson [13:05]: “She's never gonna change. She's never been nice to me ever.”

• Robert Kelly [14:06]: “You know what? I have no respect for you either for not calling her on.”

6. Comedy on Societal and Political Observations

The duo touches upon various societal and political issues with their unique comedic lens. They discuss figures like Richard Spencer, antifa members, and the flat earth movement, critiquing what they perceive as irrational behaviors and ideologies.

• Big Jay Oakerson [16:26]: “If you put a stunning body on any fat person, myself included...”

• Robert Kelly [17:09]: “People like, I'm maintaining you a fat boy.”

7. Entertainment Industry Insights: Billy Bob Thornton’s "Landman"

A significant segment is dedicated to discussing Billy Bob Thornton's series "Landman." They analyze the show's portrayal of the oil business in Texas, the lifestyle of landmen, and the gritty, Old West-like atmosphere it aims to capture.

• Robert Kelly [53:09]: “I think what we said, though, me and Christine both agreed, like, this is one. Let's let this one finish up the season and then binge it.”

• Big Jay Oakerson [54:22]: “Billy Bob Thornton. You sent that clip of, like, Snoop Dogg and...”

The conversation extends into anecdotes about the challenges of portraying authentic characters within the oil industry and the intertwining of personal lives with professional demands.

8. Future Plans and Season Wrap-Up

As the episode draws to a close, Big Jay and Bobby discuss their upcoming schedule, including live shows and pre-recorded episodes. They hint at taking a short break before resuming regular programming in the new year.

• Big Jay Oakerson [57:17]: “We're going to be back, everybody. 2025. New energy.”

• Robert Kelly [58:11]: “Wait, what's the name of the gogs? I want to say the guy's name.”

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. Big Jay on Marilyn Manson [02:17]:

   “He makes songs now to be like moments in movies or something. Almost like for movie soundtracks. Like they're not ear-catching enough.”

2. Robert Kelly on Encountering Jadakiss [08:44]:

   “He might be going, yo, it's Big J. And he may be going, yeah, I know, bro.”

3. Big Jay on Character Acting [05:06]:

   “It's the first time I've ever done like a character where they put me like in a wig and like other stuff...”

4. Big Jay on Relationship Dynamics [13:05]:

   “She's never gonna change. She's never been nice to me ever.”

5. Robert Kelly on Personal Efforts [17:09]:

   “People like, I'm maintaining you a fat boy.”

6. Big Jay on "Landman" [54:22]:

   “Billy Bob Thornton. You sent that clip of, like, Snoop Dogg and...”

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Conclusion

"Fear No Man" encapsulates The Bonfire’s essence—blunt, humorous, and unabashedly honest. Through diverse topics ranging from celebrity updates to personal life anecdotes, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly provide listeners with laughter, relatable stories, and sharp insights. This episode stands as a testament to their ability to blend comedy with genuine conversation, making it a memorable addition to their ongoing series.

Transcript

[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

Well, it's a lot. It's a lot of. It's a lot of. A lot of things into one.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's a lot new. Yeah, Marilyn Manson album came out. I always like to. I used to get his albums just listen to them straight through, find out which ones you like. But this is the title track one Assassination Under God. Is that what it's called, Lou?

[Robert Kelly]

That's right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes. It's not. They're not even. He makes songs now to be like. Like moments in movies or something. Almost like for movie soundtracks. Like they're not like ear catching enough.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he's in movie soundtrack mode of his career where it's just. It's not some guy's gonna be walking with two desert eagles walking through fire, coming out and shooting people as he's walking.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He looks tremendous.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, let's not get carried away. He looks tremendous for Marilyn Manson. For a human being, no. But for Marilyn Manson, he looks better Than he did.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, for a human being. Also, he got skinny again. That was huge. That was you. He was so fat and weird looking.

[Robert Kelly]

Are you talking about me?

[Big Jay Okerson]

No. Oh, Marilyn, man.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm sorry. I have fat. I have fat insecurities still.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But he looks awesome again. Yeah. I mean, it's not the issue.

[Robert Kelly]

You like the look of Marilyn? Yeah, he does.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, he does. I mean, I like it for him.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. He has no eyebrows, blue eyes. Fuck it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, he's got the one white out eye and the brown eye.

[Robert Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That was his thing, always.

[Robert Kelly]

Is he standing on chocolate?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is that chocolate sitting on rocks or bones or something? Yeah. This isn't even the song that we're listening to. There's a video for. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah, it is, I guess. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. I don't hate it. This is a good driving song.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You can't hate it. Hate. It's the wrong word. It's just. These are. Maybe I'll be wrong on this album, but it seems like he's making full albums now of like, what were the C songs on every other. He'd always have songs like this.

[Robert Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But he would still do like, you know, metal and kind of like the thrash of it and some electronic in there and it's just not good. Yeah, that's how he used to look. So tell me he ain't looking good.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

By the way, what's so funny about that is he's still with that chick. That chick hung in there from going the fat to like losing weight again.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Huh?

[Robert Kelly]

Gotta marry that girl. You gotta. You gotta lock her down. She's a. She's a trooper.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Also a photographer who takes a bunch of cool pictures of him so he looks good.

[Robert Kelly]

That's good. That's why I locked down Dawn. She went through like three fats with me. You deserve that. You deserve one more skinny baby.

[Big Jay Okerson]

This is. His wife's pretty. Yeah, but. Yeah, she's a photographer. But yeah, she hung in there through this, which couldn't have been easy.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he looks like he. He works at a deli in upstate New York.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, with like a. With a very heavy accent you can't understand.

[Robert Kelly]

Boy, what do you want? You want montadella?

[Big Jay Okerson]

I had a foreign guy issue today that drove me nuts.

[Robert Kelly]

What do you mean?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Driving? I took a cab home from the airport this morning. Thank you everybody who came out. I know we had to shuffle, shuffle those shows around to Saturday, Sunday in Houston. But they were all packed. They were so fun. We condensed the Sunday shows to make it one show and it was packed. Thank you. What a great time. That was very exhausting. Weekends. I shot tires Friday.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Which was a very fun. Hopefully it'll be funny when it comes out the part.

[Robert Kelly]

And you can't even. You can't talk about it. You gotta wait, right?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, probably. But I will say it is funny is the first time I've ever done like a character where they put me like in a wig and like other stuff. It was pretty neat, right? It's pretty cool. And the scene was with. With Shane and two other lie about the makeup.

[Robert Kelly]

How long were your makeup? I was like three hours. Every morning I'd wake up at five.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, it was probably 45 minutes though. It was just a wig and makeup. But like the wig is more processed than you think.

[Robert Kelly]

Did they tie it in or did they.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No to clips. But like they also had to mat my hair like crazy down.

[Robert Kelly]

Dude. I had to do a wig for sex. Drugs. Yeah, yeah. When and they put it on, it's a full wig. And then they had to give me a haircut.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

So I was like the first time I had a haircut like that, like 15 years and I was like, oh, I miss haircuts, I miss haircut. Miss the girl just kind of rubbing on you, talking to you. It's like this 40 minute interaction you have with somebody you think you can like.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And I go to a man.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, like I said, it's the same. Same scenario.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He's a gorgeous man though.

[Robert Kelly]

He is a gorgeous man.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Undeniably. I went today and he couldn't take me and it hurt so much. And he was wearing a little cap.

[Robert Kelly]

He looks so handsome. Like a little Cuban cap.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Like a rolled beanie, but like rolled.

[Robert Kelly]

You're talking that. That's back in. It's called the merchant marine look. Yeah, that's hot.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He's rocking out with his big beard.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh God.

[Big Jay Okerson]

His gorgeous white shirt on his great body.

[Robert Kelly]

Wearing just all white. He always wears white shirts. No, cuz he can't KE he's not spilling anything.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Nope.

[Robert Kelly]

Except Jizz.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Except my Jizz.

[Robert Kelly]

Except your Jizz. What was his sexy name again?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Isaiah. Ah, Isaiah.

[Robert Kelly]

What's his last name?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Who knows.

[Robert Kelly]

UNOS. UNOS. UNOS.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jose. UNOS.

[Robert Kelly]

Jose. UNOSS.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh yeah, that's what he was rocking.

[Robert Kelly]

That is a look now for the. The Spanish and the brothers are all dressing with that rolled up merchant marine hat.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He was killing it.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, they do kill it. I look like a merchant marine with it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, that's why I would look like a dock worker for sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Exactly.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He goes, hey, that load of treadmills come in? Hey, chief.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, we got those Vespers. Where's that container?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Hey, guy. Hey, buddy. Chief.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, Jay. What do you want for lunch today? You want ham and cheese? That's great. Great weekend. Good for you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But my argument. So this morning, I flew in and landed in LaGuardia. First of all, once again, two times now. This is strange.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Two times now in the last year, I've sat on a plane across from the aisle from Jadakiss. So weird again.

[Robert Kelly]

Shut up again. Why?

[Big Jay Okerson]

They were performing in Houston. I looked it up. Did you talk to Locks? The Locks are doing a reunion tour, so no. But both times were in an area, a plane, where all the white people, for sure, sitting up there also don't know who he is.

[Robert Kelly]

They just think, well, they got. You gotta know it's somebody.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, they assume it's a rapper, I assume, or an athlete.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, they always have that vibe of, you know. They always have some Louie. Some crazy bag that you're like, oh, this guy's got money.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh. One of the other guys had a Louis, the black version of the one that I have. He's nice.

[Robert Kelly]

My purse just got stuck inside the console, and I almost had a hissy fit. Cause I didn't know how to get it out. I was just going, come on. My purse is stuck.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But no, every time I. Every time. The two times I've seen Jadakiss, what happens is, eventually I keep looking, and then we catch eyes. Yeah, both times. And I give a nod of like, I know you're Jadakiss. And he gives a nod back of like, I am Jadakiss. And then we go on with our time. Both times that happened. No discussion. He doesn't know. He doesn't think, oh, that's Big Jay Okerson at all.

[Robert Kelly]

You don't know that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm certain of it.

[Robert Kelly]

He might be going, I know who you are, brother.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

Might be going, yo, it's Big J. And he may be going, yeah, I know, bro.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, the nod has a face of like, yeah, you're right. It's me. It's definitely it's me. Nod, like, acknowledge, like, you don't have to keep looking and wondering. I'm Jadakiss, right? And he gave. Like, that's what it was.

[Robert Kelly]

Was he quiet or was totally quiet? Not that. But it was his crew cry quiet.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's hard to tell for sure. I went to sleep.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not really Hard to tell.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I had to go to sleep. I had to go to sleep.

[Robert Kelly]

The old guy with the flexible suit.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Here's about Christine. Bring up a picture of the locks right now in 2024.

[Robert Kelly]

The rest of the guy's wearing a superfly or whatever sweatsuit.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Super dry.

[Robert Kelly]

Super dry.

[Big Jay Okerson]

They. He had a bunch of dudes with him, and I have to assume one of them was Styles P. The other guy from the locks. But I have to see what he looks like to know if it was him, because I feel bad to be excited about Jadakiss and the locks were performing, which means it's probably. Let me see. 30th anniversary tour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

Now, which one's Janicus, And I'm not trying to be.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He's in the middle. He's in the middle.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, now, did he have a chain on?

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, not that I saw. He was also wearing. He was wearing, like, a. A windbreaker jacket with the hood up.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, they do fly. Like, it's like. Like they're, you know.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

They go. You know, they're gonna take a nap.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

Flip flops.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I couldn't. No sneakers. I don't know if any of the other two guys were on there, or maybe they were both there.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll tell you, black people travel really good. They. A lot of black people wear, you know, sweatpants, flip flop socks.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I won't do that.

[Robert Kelly]

They. But on the plane, though, they're comfortable. They are. They'll bring a pillow. Like, not a travel pillow. They'll bring a house pillow, not Jadakiss. Okay, you're right. But I've seen that. And I. At first I was like, what's up with that? But then I was like, wow, that's. That's the way you should travel. Just a house pillow and flip flops.

[Big Jay Okerson]

How about that? Can we acknowledge that chain, Bobby?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that chain is nice. You want that bad.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't want the medallion. The pendant means nothing to me.

[Robert Kelly]

You want the chain. But that chain is a car. That's like a. At least that's a. That's a down payment on a nice house.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Although, who was the one guy there? It is funny when you have money and then realize what to not waste your money on. Same thing. Whereas I don't buy. I still just get my hoodies made. Do you know what I mean? Like, my $25 being $40 with the work on them. Like, hoodies.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is what I've always. Because I'm like. I Don't want to wear a shirt that costs hundreds of dollars is going to make me feel awkward. Every time I eat mustard or something, like, around it, it's going to freak me out. You know what I mean?

[Robert Kelly]

You just eat mustard? Are you still doing that?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You're just eating mustard?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Just mainline it.

[Robert Kelly]

I thought that you got off of that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No way.

[Robert Kelly]

Really? Mustard just straight in? Yeah, well, all right, well, I'm sorry, dude.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Then my mouth is mustardy, and then everything that passes through is mustard flavored.

[Robert Kelly]

Right? I know, but we talked about that. You're going to get off mustard, straight mustard.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I know.

[Robert Kelly]

And you're going to go to packets.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'll get back. I'll be.

[Robert Kelly]

All right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

All right. Well, it was a minor setback. I had a long week. I had to be awake at times that I was tired, Bobby. So, you know, things happen. Okay, you know what, bro?

[Robert Kelly]

I understand you had a long weekend. You shooting. You had to do shows, you had to travel.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I just need a little taste.

[Robert Kelly]

All right. Are you tra. You're not. You're not taking the mustard with. Did you take the mustard with you?

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, but I got a little mustard there.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay. All right, well, that's at least better than what you used to do.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But it was just packets, okay? It was just a taste.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. There's nothing more embarrassing than when being with Big J at TSA and they go, you can't travel with the family size mustard, sir. And you're like, what do you mean?

[Big Jay Okerson]

I can't. I can't take Food International. This isn't food. It's my juice.

[Robert Kelly]

Damn.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I feel terrible that I don't know if either of those other two guys were there.

[Robert Kelly]

You can't recognize them. It looked like they have glasses and black hats on, man.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Whatchamacallit. When Corey Holcomb said that Dulce Sloan looks like Jadakiss in an afro wig, nothing's made me laugh more in a podcast. And nothing was more dead on that. I was like, what's he talking about? Dolce looks like Jadakiss and an afro wig. And then. God damn it, Put them next to each other. No, not that picture.

[Robert Kelly]

Fun.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Adult. Say slow.

[Robert Kelly]

That's funny. That's a good one.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's really funny. And, you know, she's never been nice.

[Robert Kelly]

Can I tell? I love. I love when you. When you hold back from somebody and then you realize, I don't need to do this anymore.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, she's not gonna change. She's never been nice to me ever.

[Robert Kelly]

She's not gonna be a nice person.

[Big Jay Okerson]

She used to say she would always call me Jacob and not like, cushion buddy. This is so funny. When you put these next to each other.

[Robert Kelly]

That's hilarious.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Bring him another picture of Jada. That's the perfect picture of her. I think it's the one they used. But bring them another picture of Jada kiss, and you'll see how much, like, not the. God damn it. That's so funny. Yeah, she always just name. Oh, she used to call me, like, the name Jacob. And then I just thought she didn't know my name. And I was like, I'm not gonna. I don't want to have a conversation. Like, an aggressive conversation with her. Enough to correct her.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

So I would just say, hi. And then she, like, called me on, like, not correcting her. She's like, you just kind of taking it. I call you the wrong name all the time. You're just like, oh, that was. Oh. I was like, I thought you just didn't know it.

[Robert Kelly]

That was a power move on her end to see if you'd call her on it. You did it, and then she had no respect for you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's fine.

[Robert Kelly]

You know what? I have no respect for you either for not calling her on.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm okay with all of these lack of respects.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you remember the football, the super bowl when we were down there? And what's his. One of the quarterback got whacked and I was like, good, I hope he's dead. And she was like, you can't say that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And I was like, go yourself.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, you can say.

[Robert Kelly]

You can say it's football. This is football. This isn't. This isn't.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I hope he dies.

[Robert Kelly]

I said, I hope he dies. I mean, of course. Of course I did.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're looking too much, Christina, in all of them.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she's.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You work too hard.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. That's funny that she. That she called you out on your being a cuck.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is that the right word for that?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that is. You're being a cuck.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I think it's the right word.

[Robert Kelly]

Someone was calling you your wrong name intentionally to make you mad, and you were just like, hey, did.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Then Christine while I watched and jerked off. I think that's what cucking is. I think the word's being misused.

[Robert Kelly]

It's. It's taken on a new life. It's. That's a. That's OG Cuck.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's what it's supposed to be.

[Robert Kelly]

You're an OG Cuck.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

[Robert Kelly]

But you're also a new wave. Oh.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Because I choose. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not the OG cuck that you used to.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm adhering to my early 2025 New Year's resolution. No intense conversations with fat ethnic people. That's it. I've cut it off.

[Robert Kelly]

You done?

[Big Jay Okerson]

No arguments with overweight women at all? Of any kind?

[Robert Kelly]

No. No fat women arguments.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No fat women arguments at all. And steer clear of all ethnic arguments.

[Robert Kelly]

Can I ask a quick question?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Trump, dude, they're going to become an angry. And I don't have. I don't have the answers.

[Robert Kelly]

Why the fat woman?

[Big Jay Okerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

Why? Why fat women?

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'll tell you exactly why fat women. They're loveless, generally, and they have nowhere to turn their direction. So instead of being. Instead of. They're trying to control their own destiny. So instead of going, well, nobody except fat, ugly people want to fuck a fat, ugly person.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Sometimes they just. Instead of developing a good personality, which can change a lot of things, they go, fuck that. I'm going the other way. I'm going to be the aggressor. So then it's like it's. I'm controlling my own destiny. Nobody, of course, wants to get close to me because I'm an intolerable person to deal with.

[Robert Kelly]

Right. So it's the.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm going to turn everything into an argument about inequality of some sort, and.

[Robert Kelly]

It'S the Patrice effect.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And the real thing is that they're just fat.

[Robert Kelly]

That's what Patrice did.

[Big Jay Okerson]

If you put a stunning body on any fat person, myself included, any attitude would change. Let me tell you something. You guys are so at. The world is so lucky that I am not in some kind of fantastic shape shirt off guy, because I would be a. I developed personality, not negativity. I knew I was a fat person, so I was like, you know what? I'm have to be, like, really nice and fun and funny and hopefully, like, you know, engaging and thankful and appreciative.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And I'm not going to be a screaming animal of some sort about the world not being fair about things people don't like. It's fat shit.

[Robert Kelly]

People like, I'm maintaining you a fat boy.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We know what fat shit is.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm maintaining this. I would call chub instead of going full shred, like, getting back, because I don't want to be that guy again.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And you'll be that guy. I don't have a choice.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't want to be sexy Bobby again. Because I don't think if I go back to that the world's not ready. I don't want to lose. The world's not ready.

[Big Jay Okerson]

There's not enough MeToo lawyers out there to stop what Bobby's going to be doing out there. It is true, because Gloria Allred's going to have her whole docket filled up.

[Robert Kelly]

When you do adjust your person. Like, I could have been a tough guy or a funny guy. Back when I was in juvie jail, there was two options. Either you fought or you were funny. And I chose funny. And it's the same thing with fat. Either you turn into a fucking angry fat person or you make people like you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Right? If once you've accepted the removal of yourself from romantic society, you've. You've just go, now what are you fighting for? Why are you being pleasant? Why do you try to be lovely and alluring around men? Because they already don't like you. And the ones that do like you are sad, morbidly obese themselves. And they're gonna deal with all that shit.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, they're into it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Or you can have a good personality and maybe someone will come around to all these things and be like, sure, but she's got a pretty face and big old titties.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but she knows kicks a mean chili.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, yeah, all these things. There's something else besides like, no, no, no. She's constantly angry and thinks that our mailman's racist because he delivers to the white people next to us first.

[Robert Kelly]

Always sounds like you're describing somebody. But listen, the thing is. No is made up a few things, a few people. Yeah, it is funny. If you're.

[Big Jay Okerson]

If you're fat, why don't you deliver my mail first? Because I'm a woman. He goes, no, because I parked on this side of the street and I'm just walking down the houses individually in order. He goes, but you could have done mine first. You chose not to. You wanted to give that white bitch her mail first. It's conspiracy theory. Lonely fats.

[Robert Kelly]

Lonely fats.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Lonely fats are also flat earthers and just all kinds of. What was the. Remember the antifa guy? He was hilarious. The morbidly obese antifa guy. Talk about two people that are just like deplorable human beings. Like, arguing. It was. What's that guy I always find interesting as hell? The clearly. The clearly gay Richard. Fuck. He's a clearly gay, like, political guy. He's the one that said there should be, like, a white ethno state. He's like, ridiculous, right? Richard Spencer. Richard Spencer. Richard Spencer. And the Head of antifa arguing. It's two nitwits. It's like a pompous fucking white guy going like, well, if you thought this, then maybe, you know, welfare shouldn't be a thing, right? White people should be blah, blah, blah. And then it's just like some, I mean, guy who must. I bet he's got skin tag farms on every fold of his body. Sloppy, dirty T shirt, you know, I mean, he's like a guy and he's just there, like he's there to do this fight for freedom. His whole identity is that because when he said, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna personally make sure, like I'm gonna put my face out there in stopping this fucking shithead. Richard Spencer, right? Yeah, there he is. I'm gonna put him. But it's just because now you have a call. It's anything. Same the flat earth people. It's a fat guy and there's a pretty girl who's into flat earth who now talks to him because of that.

[Robert Kelly]

Right?

[Big Jay Okerson]

It was the same thing I said when people came at Legion of Skanks and they said they were gonna fucking do stuff at the creek in the cave. When we were here, we had Milo Yiannopoulos on.

[Robert Kelly]

I remember that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And they were like spray painting stuff. It was the most like insane. It's like, do you have. And they were like, they're yelling all this shit. It's like, this is a dumb argument to have. He's coming in a legion of Skanks. What do you think we're gonna talk about foreign policy? Like we're gonna have him on and keep talking that it's hilarious. He says he's not gay, but he's clearly gay.

[Robert Kelly]

Dave would be itching to do that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Of course. But that's not what the show. My point is, if they're coming on the show for what is. Even if we did go on with them, that's what I said before, buddy. If they said Alex Jones, he's probably not allowed in serious be my guess. Alex Jones, Is that true? Probably not, right? But like if Alex. If he was allowed, that's not because of me. And if they were like Alex Jones. So he wants to go on the bonfire, but get him in here. Of course. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't understand.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Don't you want to hear this weirdo say crazy? Yeah, it's so fun.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, of course. Especially on a comedy show, you want to hear these people.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He's gonna sit there and go, the lizard people who are running everything from underground bunkers. Keep going.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, I believe most of.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, no, I know you do, for sure. No, you will absolutely become a living in a bunker.

[Robert Kelly]

Can I tell you what I do believe that I found out this weekend? That's nuts.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Sure.

[Robert Kelly]

And you probably don't know about what they have. Did you hear about the LA tunnels for stars?

[Big Jay Okerson]

No. Is it real?

[Robert Kelly]

There's LA tunnels. Have you ever seen in traffic? I lived in LA for two years. I've never been in traffic and looked over and just saw Mel Gibson. No, never looked over and saw fucking, you know, Ben Affleck, right?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Sure.

[Robert Kelly]

I've never seen a star.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, you're saying they travel in cars and tunnels?

[Robert Kelly]

Buddy, they have tunnels under la. Listen to this.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Who told you this?

[Robert Kelly]

Dude, this is. This is a real thing. No, buddy, listen, you call them. Hi, Jacob. Nice to see you. Bobby.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Little Bobby. You're going to stop getting all of your news from tick tock reels.

[Robert Kelly]

I cannot. I cannot.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I will not Instagram reels.

[Robert Kelly]

First of all. You want me to give up my influencer card. Is that what you're asking? Because that's what you're asking me. You want me to stop getting my information from reels.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Then I have to give up the influencer badge I have, and I refuse to do that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You don't have to. It's just. Christine, can you do me a favor? Can you bring up. I was like, christine, two times this week I was like, you're gonna make me cry. Two times this week I was like, christine, let's do this or start watching this. And she goes, I can't. I have to put all these reels. Every time Bobby sends the reels, I have to make sure I get it into the, like, database we have.

[Robert Kelly]

You have a database?

[Big Jay Okerson]

So, yeah, she showed me this database. I want you to look at this, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Scroll down.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

This is every reel you've sent.

[Robert Kelly]

I send a lot of stuff for us.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We didn't.

[Robert Kelly]

We, we didn't start this at the beginning, right? We started this maybe like two months ago.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Two months ago? Yeah, they just so, you know, the stuff highlighted pink.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no.

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's the things we've talked about so far on this list. That's not true on my life. That's not true on my life.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, on. We've talked. My life, we talk about. But here's the thing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

All right, there's two more.

[Robert Kelly]

But here's the thing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Huh?

[Robert Kelly]

We. I throw this stuff in there to just have stuff usually we just talk. Yeah, this is a. This is like. Let's just have all this stuff in the background. But some. We talked about that, Jay. I mean, but I love this because today. But Bobby said it's called the Actor Bond. Hey, Jacob, could you do me a favor? Could you get a crappier microphone? Yeah, I checked this with Lou, and he said you're good to go.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Are you talking through a crumpled piece of paper? Because it sounds like.

[Robert Kelly]

Are you in the Actor tunnel right now?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

In California.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Are we testing satellite technology from space?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes. Are you. Are you using your Nextel, Jacob?

[Big Jay Okerson]

He's chopping up.

[Robert Kelly]

I was. I was told it was good to go. I love that. You can't just take a hit.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jacob, tell us. You can't just throw it on me.

[Robert Kelly]

You can't just go. Let me fix.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jacob, are the plants growing there? Are they growing? Can you tell us anything? Is there an atmosphere where you're at?

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob, if you shit, you can make fertilizer to grow the potato. Get the potato, take the little potatoes off the bottom. You'll have more potatoes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Bobby, me and you can do a Patreon for the next year.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

If we just said, hey, Patreon, let's just grab three of these and do a show about it. That's a crazy amount of stuff.

[Robert Kelly]

I do send a lot of stuff because anytime I see something that we could talk about, I send it into the chat. Should we start another chat of just reels? Of just reels?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, no, it doesn't make a difference, really. She has to put it.

[Robert Kelly]

Because I feel like database, but I feel like I don't. I feel like there's a. There's been conversations at the Okerson house where it's like this guy's losing his mind. I feel. Let me just. I feel. Hang on, hang on. I feel like there's conversations where I think, listen, Dan never said anything. Dan just showed up. I'm trying to send stuff that we have so we'll have things on this thing. Right. As opposed to. But I feel like this. Maybe there should be a different thing so I don't clog up the main highway of communication between the bonfire and.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Us, Christine's Hershey highway.

[Robert Kelly]

And maybe it's just. Maybe it's just the crew and Christine.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, this isn't my concern.

[Robert Kelly]

I want you both to look at me in the face at the same time. Has there been a conversation?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes, I will.

[Robert Kelly]

Have I said, I feel like I'm watching somebody else's for you, Page? Yes, I Have.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But no, the thing is with just Bobby's scrolling again.

[Robert Kelly]

Just got five in a row.

[Big Jay Okerson]

The problem with just the reels.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is there's no. So it was funny. I talked to Christine this weekend, and I go, hey, you see, I did that in the chat today to give a little, like, thing of, like, you know, once in a while. Could just be this, like, without, like, video attachments. Or I was just like, chris Maloney's got a new commercial after stuff that is so cringy. And then under that, I was like. And then I was watching. The TV in the green room was on. On Patrol. And I was like, the three On Patrol hosts are hilariously. I mean, three jacked old men wearing tight sweaters and just judging this. It's very, very funny to look at. And then I was like, you know, that's Bobby O'Gay. Like, that kind of stuff. Like, oh, like, you know, me and dawn fought about. Blah, blah, blah. Or I saw this on tv, and it's just the reels.

[Robert Kelly]

Here's the thing. There's. There's a. There's a few different chats we have going, right? And there's, like, bonfire clips. There's another bonfire thing. Then there's this one. Then there's the. The U.S. 3, right? And then there's the you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's just a friendship.

[Robert Kelly]

And then there's a me and you, right? So there's like, there's a. I don't know. I'm confused with which. Hang on. Which. I'm sorry. Which one? We do that little. Hey, who back, Right?

[Big Jay Okerson]

And anyone you want.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, well, the. The guy that you sent. I thought that was hilarious. I thought the sock guy from. What's his name?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, Chris Maloney.

[Robert Kelly]

Chris Maloney was hilarious. But I got that late because I was a little sick, so I got that today.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

But I thought that was great. And it made me happy that you threw something in, too. And you were like, dude, check this out. I was like, yeah, because I feel like I'm the only one throwing shit in there. Or Lou Black. Lou put stuff in, too. But that's more supposed to be everybody. Yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But they're reels.

[Robert Kelly]

Yep.

[Big Jay Okerson]

So that's. Throw your. Throw your reels up, by the way, if you think it's a reel. That's fucking fantastic.

[Robert Kelly]

Listen, first of all, I don't know if I'm gonna.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Because everybody loves your reels.

[Robert Kelly]

I've been in your house with the j. The Oakeson conversations about, you know, dude, did you see this fucking Thing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, shit. Talking people.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't want to be. I don't want to be. I don't want to be. I mean, I'm honored that I.

[Big Jay Okerson]

This isn't shit talk. This isn't shit talk at all. No, this isn't shit talk.

[Robert Kelly]

Really.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a lot. I do a lot of work. It's a lot of reels.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Stop calling it work. When you're at an airport. You're in an airport waiting to get on a plane and you go, it's I midget on fire.

[Robert Kelly]

Let's go through. Let's go. I bet all my reels have. Could be talking. I. Can I be honest with you? I edit myself from putting the ones as much as I.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Almost.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob, I have ones on save where I'm like now. Just save that one.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jacob. You should know Jacob fears you in a terrible way. He fears you.

[Robert Kelly]

Fears me.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He has the fear of God.

[Robert Kelly]

They fear you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no, he fears you.

[Robert Kelly]

No, he fears you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no, no, no.

[Robert Kelly]

He fears you, Jacob, because Jacob pulls Jesus.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Because if I was sending. If I was sending reels like this, I would have already had a conversation with Jacob. He goes, these are all visual things. They're all videos. And it can't just be us watching videos and us watching videos and us watching videos. He doesn't say that to you because he fears you and your masculinity.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, Jacob. Jacob.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He thinks you're going to Bushcraft him to death.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob just went from him to having a little girl with him.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, yeah. This is appropriate for that.

[Robert Kelly]

That was weird. No, no, I. Sorry. She came in at the wrong time. My. My knees. I. Can I talk or is my mic sound shitty? It still.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You can talk and it sounds shitty.

[Robert Kelly]

But we actually, we actually like it now. We want people to complain about you, so keep talking.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's funnier if people have complaints about your microphone.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I like Bobby's submissions and any. If, if he. I, I tell him this one's too visual on our Monday. No, I don't want you picking. That rarely is a thing. I, I don't want you picking. I don't want you figuring this out. I'm asking you a question right now. Did you just hit somebody? Did you just hit that little girl?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Did you hit that little girl, Jacob?

[Robert Kelly]

Did you, Jacob, did you just put.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Your hands on that girl?

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob just reached across something and looked like he smacked somebody.

[Big Jay Okerson]

She put a five across her face for coming and interrupting your door and work time.

[Robert Kelly]

Just Florida, just bugs. They come into the House. Yeah, Yeah. I look like you just put somebody's face against the glass, son. Hey, Jacob, stop putting your arm up showing us you have a tricep. We get it. Jacob, do you fear me or Jay? Who do you fear more? I don't fear anyone. Oh, God. Neither one of you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You fear no man. I like you get that tattooed on your chest. If you could, you should fear no man, Jacob. Fear Jacob, you getting a fear no man tattoo across your chest would rule. It only shows me wear tank tops when you work out. Fear no man.

[Robert Kelly]

It only shows when you're shooting iguanas with your pelican.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Who's that crazy guy I fear?

[Robert Kelly]

No, Mia, But I do fear iguanas. They're an endangered species and invasive.

[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

If you could hear love, what would it sound like?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Son, can we talk about your drinking?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, Dad, I think we should helping those closest to you think about their excessive drinking. Maybe that's what love sounds like.

[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Big Jay Okerson]

I love working.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm pretty sure he said. I don't know why you brought that up. I'm pretty sure. Just say I throw a lot of videos into a chat. But let me ask you a question, Jacob. Do I. And this is your opportunity right now. This. We're having a. We're working this out on the air.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I want that hoodie for Jacob immediately. Please show that again.

[Robert Kelly]

Do I send too many videos into the chat, Jacob? I don't think so. No, I like them so they crack me up. Even if we don't use them, they make me laugh. You're no man, DJ Lou. Do I send too many videos into the chat?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, if it makes sense, Bobby, I will say I lost them all. I don't think you. It's not that you send too many videos to the chat.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, you brought up a list of them.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, let me say it's our document.

[Robert Kelly]

I have to have them ready to go.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Her thing is if you ever bring the stuff up, she wants to make sure she has it on call.

[Robert Kelly]

But I feel like you're documenting them to hold them against me. To go. To go.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no, no, no, no Big Jim.

[Robert Kelly]

Look at this shit. I mean, this guy's fucking nuts. I documented them because I'm an organizer. Yes. And I was like, we have to be able. You send them on text this way.

[Big Jay Okerson]

If you call up on the thing, like, oh, I sent you a thing a while back. She has them all ready to go.

[Robert Kelly]

Let me ask you a question. And DJ Lou, you're about to answer. Do I send too many video clips? Oh, they're hard to catch up with. It's hard. I fall behind and I don't. I don't do anything.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What was that opening? Jacob, there's your. There's your future sweatshirts. Jacob. I'm getting you the whole Fear no Man collection. Jacob Patrick fears though, man. The world is yours.

[Robert Kelly]

You have to get him.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, and flame pants.

[Robert Kelly]

Flame pants. What's that a.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What are those called?

[Robert Kelly]

Violence with wings.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Griffin. It's got a griffin.

[Robert Kelly]

We went over, like, I wouldn't want to say 10 or 15 things that were all good that Bobby submitted. Yeah, that's on the rundown. I mean, looking at this list though, there's only out of the. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 25, 26.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Are you gonna keep counting?

[Robert Kelly]

No, I'm just. Well, she keeps.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You'll never be able to count. Yeah, you'll never be able to count. Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

We're already out of 216. 216. There's only eight highlighted. 1, 2, 3. It's a giant spreadsheet. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Okay. Mm, hang on.

[Robert Kelly]

11, 12.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That was last week.

[Robert Kelly]

This is this weekend. 200 this weekend. No, no, no, I sent that many this weekend. Yeah, I was sick in bed though, so I had a lot of extra time. We didn't talk about any of those. You sent 52. No, shut up with your numbers. That's not true. Can you read a couple of them? What's that? What's the. What do you say? So you have to put this in and then type out a name for it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, don't do these ones because these are ones we can get to. These are your ones here. I had a two year affair. I don't know what that is. Dane Mueller coaching. Did he poison Jamie Foxx?

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that's a good one. He actually came out on his special jam. Jamie Foxx had a special Netflix new. Yeah, and he said he just had.

[Big Jay Okerson]

A special come out. Jamie Foxx.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it didn't come out. I think he filmed it. Filmed it and apparently on that clip in the comment. I forget the guy's name. He's a bald, goofy comic. He's in a lot of. He has a space between his teeth. You'll know who he is because you have that memory. That dude. What's his name?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Paul Shear.

[Robert Kelly]

Paul Shear. And the other dude and a white guy. A white guy that looks like he's a ghost.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Paul Shear and some guy.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Apparently he.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He.

[Robert Kelly]

In his special, he said, Diddy poisoned me.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Really?

[Robert Kelly]

He did it. He poisoned him. He tried to take him out and. And he called the FBI on Diddy. He's the one.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Really?

[Robert Kelly]

Well, it's funny because that's what they're saying.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's what started up the P. Diddy investigation.

[Robert Kelly]

The timeline does go with that. And it's. It's crazy that he tried to murder him. Yeah, Play the clip. And then. Yeah, good.

[Big Jay Okerson]

So, right, remember, you remember Jamie Foxx was in the hospital, right? Yes. Where is going? So Jamie Foxx shot his comedy special this week, and in the middle of his comedy special, okay, he said, I am that Rob. Is that Rob Hubert or whatever? Rob Hubert, something like that. I know. I like that guy from. Not Paul Shear, but the other one. I'm pretty sure that's him. He used to be. When I first moved to New York at the AMC theaters, he was the loud on the phone guy in the. Remember the trailers for him, they were really good. And he was like, yeah. One of the words was like, yeah, yeah, Rob Hubel. He'd go like, my favorite one is. He was like. He was like. And he was on a witness stand at one point, and he goes. It's pronounced karate. I don't know why that always tickled me. But he's funny. He's like one of those crew of guys, like the human giant dudes and stuff. Go ahead, Blade. I'm sorry. Called the FBI on Diddy because he poisoned me. That's the reason I went to the hospital. That's the reason why he almost died, is because Diddy poisoned Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx brought down Diddy. I think Diddy tries to kill people with like, old school. I mean, like, real, like 17th century, like murders.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. A poison dart from across the road.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Poison.

[Robert Kelly]

I feel like they're competitors because Jamie Foxx is supposed to had, like, epic competition, competitive parties. He did not rival. Did he also. No. His parties. He actually talked about it. He would have parties, but he would have really cheap food and Jamie Foxx. Yeah, Jamie Foxx throw these big bashes. Well, but he would throw. He would have like, you know, Doritos and stuff like that. He didn't, he didn't get. He wouldn't go all out with that stuff. But he had still a sick party without all the bullshit that he, that Diddy would have. I'm not talking about the food. Are you talking.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't know if you know this, but our little, our very own Jacob Batat here was once on the inside circle. He was on the inner circle of Jamie Foxx.

[Robert Kelly]

What was he, a waiter? He parked cars?

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no, he said he had to stay home because he wasn't allowed to the parties because he was white and wasn't willing to play naked basketball. Jamie Foxx apparently was. Maybe that's the battle. I think P. Diddy had the underage girls and guys at the thing. And it sounds like Jamie Foxx's thing was lots of guys. Yeah, his was like a full on gay party while P. Diddy had an all. All holes. Yeah, on the table party.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, all holes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Everyone gets some dude ass, girl, pussy, tits, balls, assholes of both genders. Every hole is on the table at a P. Diddy party. And it sounds like Jamie Foxx was much more excited about having a lot of dudes naked in his house.

[Robert Kelly]

Wouldn't you?

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, I have some.

[Robert Kelly]

Me and you messing around. And Christine comes up. What are you guys going? I'm hungry.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, man.

[Robert Kelly]

We were just about to suck each other off for the third time.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm gonna get a hot tub one day. And then we knew we were gonna get naked. Just sit naked in a hot tub.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't wait.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Dude, I'm gonna ask you. I'm gonna do that thing where like I'm gonna touch your balls, but they're already floating.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't wait to hold my breath for as long as I can. Christine comes in. I have to. You keep pushing my head under. Yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Bet me I can't hold my breath for as long as takes you to come. Bet me. Bet me. Bet me. I can't make you come before I die.

[Robert Kelly]

Seriously though, Jay, one day when Christine is out, when she's coming, I'll come over and we should definitely just bang in the hot tub just. Just to with her.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Absolutely. You know, it would be really hilarious if Christine came home and like, guys, why is there coming blood all over the outside of the hot tub? And I'll go, I don't know. I'm gonna play koi.

[Robert Kelly]

You see Justin Silva's dead body floating.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We him to death. He Said he could take it, but he bit off more than he can chew this day, I tell you.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I mean, it's funny to me because I mean, I guess Jada Pinkett, there's PDD's ex girl. Everybody's just has all these stories now where she came over. They were. Diddy was just having sex with dudes and like masturbating and all the guys and she was having sex with Jada and then Jade. They were just bad. I mean, they were just all fucking. Yeah, and it makes sense too because Jada's into gay dudes, man. And if you look at Tupac when he was young and I know he's. You can be gangster and like a dick.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Sure.

[Robert Kelly]

And this whole, it's funny to me, this whole thing that looks so cool and badass and alpha. They're all just fucking, fucking each other.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's very possible. Wendy Williams has been trying to tell us forever, but we didn't listen. We just let her eyes go big and fucking die out.

[Robert Kelly]

Lose her mind.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We let her leg swap and lose her fucking mind.

[Robert Kelly]

I wonder if somebody poisoned her.

[Big Jay Okerson]

She was our queen.

[Robert Kelly]

What if somebody. What if somebody took her out?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Someone gave her graves disease.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I mean, gave her something. I mean she went, she went quick, right? She was, she had a shit.

[Big Jay Okerson]

She always had like some sickly stuff. She also a drug addict, she also an alcoholic. So it's like she has a lot going for. She's declining no matter what. But someone enables her for sure to fucking whack her life out completely. That husband who used to come with her to the Caroline's comedy shows all the time was so funny that I've been doing comedy long enough that I got to meet him when they were like a couple and her. And then like for him to be like, like her life just spike. He just left. He started vacationing and taking pictures with like a 20 something year old like hot chick, like while they were still together. There was big vacation pictures of them too, like holding hands on the beach somewhere.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And then, so then she was like, well, whatever, I'm still like the queen of all this shit. But she's unraveled.

[Robert Kelly]

She did quick, everything fast. So it seems like that split that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That'S got her, that got her drugs and all that.

[Robert Kelly]

She got in trouble with Diddy, didn't she? She said something about Diddy and he came back and said, am I, am I right about that? I'm pretty sure you told me about that. She said something about Diddy being gay. Or something. And then she got. She got kicked off the radio station. Remember? He was like, you'll never have any of my artists again on this. And then she had to come back and apologize. Right?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, here we go.

[Robert Kelly]

Diddy. Over the years. Yeah. Firing. Yeah. So they had a problem on. All of a sudden, she's. I mean, if this guy's.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Boy, dude, he fucking P. Diddy looks like the goddamn. Whatever that rodent from Madagascar is. His pupils, the lemur. Yeah, he's got lemur eyes. Why are his eyes so jaundice?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And all those white parties, there's videos coming out where, like, people wearing, like.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Elk horns, and I really hope that'd be great.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And there's just some drunk, drunk girl in the middle of. Just a bunch of black dudes wearing white and some chick wearing elkhorns and.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yo, why is Buster Rhymes dressed like a wendingo?

[Robert Kelly]

It's all. You sent that. That clip of, like, Snoop Dogg and.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Was that Dr. Dre that now all of a sudden? Jacob loves the clips. Look at this guy.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, I'm just saying. How far back does this go? Hang on one second. Jacob, real quick. Christine, pink it, please. Do me a pancake. We didn't finish it, though. Should we finish it? I will finish it, but don't forget to paint it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Hey, Christine. Hey, Christine. Yeah. For you. This was a big step for you.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Talking to Bobby about his clips.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, no, no. You're not gonna do what I think you're gonna. This is. Are you kidding me?

[Big Jay Okerson]

You've.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, no.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Just found yourself.

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Down.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Big Jay Okerson]

To negative one pivots.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow. Wow.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're only in debt. One more pivot to be out. And I'll tell you what, Christine. By the new year, you could be net positive on pivots.

[Robert Kelly]

It might be nuts. Let's hope. I mean, with. I mean, let's not get. Let's go pink for you. A little cocky right now. You turn to pink. Thank you. Look, if you want Dre, Snoop, P. Diddy. Oh, we go there.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's right there.

[Robert Kelly]

Pink that. There we go.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But we don't pink it yet.

[Robert Kelly]

But here's the thing. You can't just pink the sheet when we haven't talked about it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Don't just start pinking it up, Bobby. So you act like, what do you mean? We talk about all this. Look how pink it all is.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you're absolutely right, and I respect that, but you're lucky I don't run the pivots, because you'd Be back with whatever the hell that thing you just gave me.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jacob. Jacob, did you just put a. A layer on in Florida In a house that you choose the air conditioning level at?

[Robert Kelly]

It's cranked in. In this room. I get all the ac.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I love.

[Robert Kelly]

God. Everywhere you go, it's just. It's just not good for you. Money just. You know what I mean? Everywhere you go, it's. I'm not complaining, but. Yeah, but you look like you're complaining. No, you putting something on makes us know that you went, it's cold.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You give it a nice aggressive half zipper up, like Dexter getting ready to go kill.

[Robert Kelly]

That's so funny. I've been watching all Dexter this weekend on reals. Ah, love Dexter. Dude, new show.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Did you watch Dexter the first time?

[Robert Kelly]

I love Dexter.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Love it. It lost steam heavy.

[Robert Kelly]

Of course it did. But you can't.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But season four, you can't keep up that thing. Season four, Dexter. Top seasons of any show. John Lithgow.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

One of the best seasons ever of tv.

[Robert Kelly]

Here. Here's the thing. New show. And I can't believe that this guy is just cranking out.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're gonna say Linus?

[Robert Kelly]

Nope. Landman.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, come on.

[Robert Kelly]

You don't like Land Man?

[Big Jay Okerson]

I didn't watch it. We watched the trailers. And I go. It goes, tyler Sheridan's back again. And then they go, Billy Bob Thornton dressed like a Jag off, by the way. And I'm not talking about on the show in his interviews, because now he keeps getting asked to play like an older kind of grizzled guy. Yeah, or like what he was in Fargo. Like a killer with the. With the. They make him look so weird because he's odd looking in, like, life that when he does interviews. Do you see the way he dresses? He's doing a Keith Richards thing. He's doing exactly. He's doing like a Johnny Depp. What's that wrap around his head?

[Robert Kelly]

You're right. Well, I'll tell you why he has. He wears a wig, and he doesn't want to have to wear a wig. He's bald under that. Number one. Because if you see him in Tombstone, he has no hair. And then everything else from then on, he has a wig.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Wasn't in Tombstone.

[Robert Kelly]

He was.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Sorry.

[Robert Kelly]

He was. Are you. Are you just. Jacob, don't. I don't need your help. Oh. So go ahead. Look at me, Jay. Look at me. Are you. It's the greatest scene in Tombstone.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

The greatest scene in Tombstone.

[Big Jay Okerson]

There's only one. There's only one Greatest scene in Tombstone.

[Robert Kelly]

I would say there's.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm here, Huckleberry.

[Robert Kelly]

There's two. And it's not Huckleberry.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm your Huckleberry.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not Huckleberry.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What is it?

[Robert Kelly]

It's. It's. It's. It's from carrying the casket.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Why would you correct me and not even know the answer? It's not Huckleberry. What is it?

[Robert Kelly]

It's.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

All right, here's the scene. And then. Now. Now you remember it. This is. I'm a cowboy. I would say this is the second. Second. I say that scene's great. I would say this is the second. But this is my favorite.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Give me this. Kind of nice in here. There you go. You run it.

[Robert Kelly]

This is two. Bill's choice, owner, operator. When they're at the bar, that's K. Russell. And he first gets to the bar. He first get. He's starting over with him and his brother and he's going to get himself a poker game.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And he goes into the bar and he runs into Billy Bob Thornton.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Okay, there you go.

[Robert Kelly]

Play one.

[Big Jay Okerson]

At what point?

[Robert Kelly]

Here we go. Yeah, sure.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I said lay off the queen, you jack. I hear the voice, I swear I'm going to slap something. I don't remember this at all.

[Robert Kelly]

Excuse me for asking. He was fat and bald.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is he fat? Yes. Let me see. Go forward.

[Robert Kelly]

You can go forward all the way. Go all the way to where he confronts him. Right. Go back a little further.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Right there. Go right there.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Kids or something. You nerve wracking sons of. He looks so different. Something on your mind? I honestly would have guessed that. You could have told. I would have glazed right over that, watching that and not realize that was Billy Bob Thornton.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's Billy Bob Thornton. And then. And then if you go a little further, he's. Go to the end where he's outside, coming up slaps. Dude, that's the best scene. Go back. I want to hear that. This is so manly. Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Skin it.

[Robert Kelly]

Skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. I want to say that to somebody so bad.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Listen, mister, I'm getting awful tired of your. Getting tired of your gas.

[Robert Kelly]

Now jerk that pistol and go to work.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I said throw down, boy. Here we go, Billy Bob.

[Robert Kelly]

Ready?

[Big Jay Okerson]

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, dude, come on. I want to say that to a guy in my life.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You can.

[Robert Kelly]

I want to slap somebody and have.

[Big Jay Okerson]

A deal for that. You just wait like. Like, let's say dawn cuts herself in the kitchen or something. Do something. Or just sit there and bleed. What are you gonna do something, Max.

[Robert Kelly]

Get hit by a car? You're gonna do something. You're gonna sit there and bleed, boy.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But when they were showing the landman, like the sneak previews they were doing, adoring Yellowstone, right. They were selling it hard. I think it was during Yellowstone. They were selling it real hard, just real quick.

[Robert Kelly]

He lost a lot of weight to do Sling Blade after that. And he was bald in Sling Blade. That was him.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And then he got real thin after that. He started dating Armageddon.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He was skinny.

[Robert Kelly]

Angelina Jolie got real thin and. But he wears a toupee all the time.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Except in life, that doesn't blow my mind. But still. And I'm for that. It's just the style he's choosing doesn't seem to go with what you're going to think he dresses like in life.

[Robert Kelly]

He wears. He actually said in the interview, and it's funny you bring this up in the interview he did with all the news for Land, man. He's dressed, you know, crazy, right? He wears women. Women's jeans because all the jeans he wears on TV are guys jeans, and they baggy and boxy and they feel like shit. So in life, he wears women's skinny jeans.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Because he has little tiny pin legs.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It doesn't blow my mind. He's just like.

[Robert Kelly]

That's weird because men's jeans are generally, like, slimmer than women's. Because you guys don't have hips. Yeah, our gene. No, our jeans.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's not even. It's not even not a cool look. It's a fine look at the end of the day. It's just that I don't believe it. Does that make sense?

[Robert Kelly]

He isn't a band.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't believe him.

[Robert Kelly]

He has a band. He's a musician.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Barely. That band does jack shit. If he was that much of a musician, the music would mean something. You saw that. That's a long time ago. Remember that interview where he went on and they started asking him questions about acting? He's like, that ain't what it's about, man.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, I hear you, but I still love Billy Bob acting. Of course, Goliath, it was insane.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Fargo, he was on.

[Robert Kelly]

Fargo was great. Goliath, he's awesome. He's just great in everything he does. And in Landman, I'm telling you, it's a. If you know anything about the oil in Texas and in this country, and how fucked up those areas are in West Texas where we're just drilling in the earth and these guys just live out there and it's hookers and danger and it's just crazy shit.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I've known about hookers in danger, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

Because they live out, they get paid a lot of money, the oil guys, but they live out there for six months and their families are somewhere else. And it's all bars. Everything is kind of contained in that area and there's bars and prostitution and drugs and all kinds of up. It's really like the old west out in these areas, like, you know. So to do a show about this is pretty, to me, pretty interesting.

[Big Jay Okerson]

The way he saw, the way he saw. I love Billy Bob Thornton.

[Robert Kelly]

And they show, they show, they show nudity, his daughter in it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't have to whisper.

[Robert Kelly]

When I whisper, I had intensity. Yeah, but the guy listening with his.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Kid, his wife, sometimes you get to see boobs.

[Robert Kelly]

Boobs. It's, it's.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Sometimes they show.

[Robert Kelly]

But he's really great, dude, this is a great. Another, I say another hit out of Taylor Sheridan. Probably all the TV I watch that I enjoy Taylor Sheridan.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I think what we said, though, me and Christine both agreed, like, this is one. Let's let this one finish up the season and then binge it. Because I have a feeling like it's going to be slow getting into the story as far as giving a shit about. Because when he said he sits there with his goofy pirate earring in his ear hanging out in his cocked sideways hat and he goes, it's really about seeing the side of the oil business you don't get to see every day. Like, who's asking for that?

[Robert Kelly]

It's pretty. It's really interesting business the way these people live.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You want to dress like him so bad.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that's a sad thing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We have a big Legion of Skanks fan from years ago from Edmonton.

[Robert Kelly]

I would love to dress like that, by the way, FYI, if I didn't have a son, I would dress like that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, that's fine. He could see you.

[Robert Kelly]

I would have to sneak out and put it all in the garage and then run to the car so no one can see me.

[Big Jay Okerson]

When I went to Isabella's, when I chaperoned Isabella's school trip when she was younger and all of her friends asked her dad if her dad was a pirate, should I had a pirate? She's like, no, he looks like a pirate. And I was like, isabella, I do look like a pirate to these kids.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you do. You look like a pirate to your friends. A gay pirate.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is Jay gonna becoming dressed like a pirate again?

[Robert Kelly]

Is the gay pirate showing up?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is Jay coming in his pirate clothes? I didn't call you Bobby. But look, you're happy with this.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm so happy with white. You know what you do? You do what the city does with tolls. You tell us it's going to be like $45, and you make it nine. And we're happy. You threw that Barbie pink, the black pussy pink, and then you went back to white. So I'm happy with white because I wouldn't have been happy with pearl white, but I am now because it's not Bobby doll. It's not black pussy pink.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Black pussy pink.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

I respect your name.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm gonna watch Landman at some point.

[Robert Kelly]

I think you're okay with that, because, look, I'm interested in it because I know about the whole. I've read scripts. Like, eight years ago, there was a script going around that I was kind of gonna be up for about the oil. You know, the oil companies and, you know these places where they live. It's like they live in these long row houses. All the guys that work on it, and there's just all kinds of fucking crazy shit. It's like the old West.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Bobby, you want to be a serious, serious actor so bad. I mean, I can't wait to. I want to see you interviewed with a scarf. Indoor scarf on, dude. Some circle glasses.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, why don't you try right now? Try interviewing me right now, like I'm on this show.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Can I give you the. Christine, can you ask me. Can you bring up the questions that James Lipton's hero, Jean Pain. Those questions, please? So I could ask him to. Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, please.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jacob, you know the name of his hero?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Chaplain Pomplain.

[Robert Kelly]

Champlain.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What is it, sir? Letab sur la table.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't remember.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You don't remember his name, sir? Latab. We'll find. I know. We have to take a break.

[Robert Kelly]

When we come back, you can ask me the questions and I'll be interviewed as a serious actor.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Here we go. There it is, dude. But wait, what's the name of the gogs? I want to say the guy's name.

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't know there was a guy.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, no. He goes. These are the questions that were brought up. Bernard. Bernard Pivot. Yes. I'll ask when we come back. We're gonna get Bernard Pivot's questions on Bobby. Actor Bobby. Robert Kelly. Robert Patrick Kelly.

[Robert Kelly]

Nope. Robert Donlon. Kelly Donlon. My acting name in SAG is my mother's maiden name because there was a Robert Patrick Kelly. So if you look on things, it says Robert every once in a while. Robert Donlin Kelly.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Christine, real quick, make it pink.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Wait, what are we making?

[Robert Kelly]

The last one that wasn't on there. Oh, it was. It was on there. It was Billy Bob Thornton. The Jamie one was on there. You made that pink, right? Yeah. Okay. And the Billy Bob Thornton. We had something on there too, didn't we, Jacob?

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, you just said that. You just talked about land man.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, Bobby, can you wear a scarf for this interview? Yeah, but you're not here, so there's not a scarf or a shawl or an ascot. So what are we doing?

[Big Jay Okerson]

What are you talking about, Bobby? Where there's a big J's back pocket, there's a scarf.

[Robert Kelly]

I forgot. I forgot. Yes, I will wear a scarf. It's really a Hamas scarf. But I will wear it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It is, but we will fashion it to be not like that. It's. Happy to be back at the bottom. I know we have a short week this week. We only have. We have. Tomorrow we're going to be live and then we'll have a pre record for you guys on Wednesday, Thanksgiving Eve. And then we're back the next week. Business as usual. Until Christmas. Until Christmas break. Yeah. We have two weeks off at the end of the year.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We're going to be back, everybody. 2025. New energy.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

A fucking A spreadsheet full of pink.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Spreadsheet.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, I'm just saying. I'm just trying to think about this.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Bobby, Bobby, your effort is world class. Two pippins. Oh. Two pivots out of the gates today.

[Robert Kelly]

Thank you so much.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Because. Hey. What? The efforts noted. I just can't watch as many reels. This is always. There's no rhyme or somebody that'll be like, hey, this is really impactful in the political spectrum of things. And then you're like, look at all these Haitians in a car accident.

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe when we get back we can watch that fat girl that I'm into watching her eat. All she does is eat. And I can't stop watching her.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is this Billy Bob Thornton? Please play this louder. So you're saying that's a tube?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's a tube. Well, you saw it in. In that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's funny. He wears a. He has a hair system.

[Robert Kelly]

I feel like he might have. He's got a great mouth though, doesn't he?

[Big Jay Okerson]

The guy's cool looking.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he's cool, man. He is. Billy Bob is cool for a dirty, thin, little ratty dude.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But no one now. His voice. Singing voice sucks.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he's just talking.

[Big Jay Okerson]

His voice.

[Robert Kelly]

We should start a band.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Why not?

[Robert Kelly]

If he could do it, we could do it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Absolutely we can. We could be as unsuccessful as Billy Bob Thornton and the Booze Men. Is that what they're called? The Booze Men? I don't know. But the song is called Angelina the Boozinators. Oh, it's about Jolie.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, I fucked you right into Brad Pitt's beautiful arms.

[Robert Kelly]

He got drunk and hit you just like I did too.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And now he's raising my Filipino children. We'll be right back, everybody. It's Le Bon Fire in French. Netcredit is here to say yes because you're more than a credit score.

[Robert Kelly]

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[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big Jay Okerson]

When work gets crazy, I like to stop by the bar after, have a few cold ones.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't drink at all until 4:00. We limit ourselves to one bottle of wine a night. Excessive drinking has a way of sneaking up on us. A few drinks a few nights a week, it can add up.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And suddenly we're at greater risk for.

[Robert Kelly]

Long term problems like heart disease, cancer and depression.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Reason enough to rethink the Drink.

[Robert Kelly]

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