Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly – Episode: Flankers with Avery Pearson

Release Date: June 18, 2025

Introduction and Guest Introduction [01:18 – 05:27]

The episode kicks off with hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly re-establishing their lively rapport.

Robert Kelly: "Okerson and Robert Kelly. We're back. We're back. Enough for the squ." (01:20)

Avery Pearson makes an early, humorous appearance, setting a playful tone.

Avery Pearson: "I'm going be honest. I don't like black people." (01:50)

The hosts quickly clarify Avery’s statement, steering the conversation towards a light-hearted and inclusive atmosphere.

Avery Pearson’s Early Banter and Personal Health [01:31 – 02:41]

Avery and Robert engage in comedic exchanges about health issues, particularly focusing on diabetes.

Robert Kelly: "I think my insulin spiking." (02:12)

Big Jay Oakerson: "I have pre-diabetes. I earned it. That'd be great if you were type two." (02:15)

Avery humorously highlights the struggles with health treatments.

Avery Pearson: "It's an oversell. How about I like just all people on an individual basis." (02:00)

Introduction to Avery Pearson’s Special [05:06 – 07:07]

Robert Kelly officially introduces Avery Pearson, promoting his new comedy special.

Robert Kelly: "We're very excited to announce our guest today. We love him. You've seen him. Avery Pearson. He's got a special right now. Give It Up. Give it up for him." (05:06)

Avery Pearson: "Pleasure to be here." (05:56)

The hosts commend Avery’s work and set the stage for a deeper conversation about his upcoming projects.

Discussion on Avery’s Comedy Special and Musical Talent [07:07 – 11:17]

The conversation delves into Avery’s talents, including his ability to play the organ piano on "Comedy Jam."

Robert Kelly: "You play the organ piano on the Comedy Jam, which is fantastic. Which is an underrated instrument, by the way." (07:12)

Avery Pearson: "It is underrated. It is. I don't know if anyone's rated it yet." (07:29)

They discuss the intricacies of playing the organ, highlighting Avery’s musical prowess.

Promotion of the “Flanker” Product [11:17 – 37:40]

The core segment revolves around the humorous invention of a fictional product named "Flanker," a multi-purpose float-anchor device.

Robert Kelly: "What does a boat use if it wants to stay and fish in this area?" (25:17)

Big Jay Oakerson: "An anchor." (25:18)

Robert Kelly: "What if you had a float? With an anchor. Float anchor. Flanker." (25:21)

The hosts brainstorm the features and marketing strategies for "Flanker," incorporating puns and comedic elements.

Avery Pearson: "It's called the Flanker. Flanker. Flanker." (27:02)

Robert Kelly: "You stay in, put where you want. No more taking an ocean jaunt. You're not gonna wind up in Aruba. You're not gonna wind up in Cuba." (30:07)

They create mock advertisements and jingles, showcasing their improvisational humor.

Robert Kelly: "If you're ever in the ocean and you're floating away, instead of screaming something, just say, 'Flanker.'" (30:02)

Big Jay Oakerson: "I'd love to." (13:25)

The segment culminates in a fictional pitch meeting where they attempt to secure investment for "Flanker," blending satire with entrepreneurial antics.

Tour Dates and Additional Promotions [37:40 – 43:04]

The conversation shifts to promoting their respective specials and tour dates.

Robert Kelly: "You do. We're not gonna. Hopefully they buy it before we get to." (34:05)

Big Jay Oakerson: "Tell me more about this night wig." (35:00)

They humorously intertwine promotions for Avery’s special on "Veeps" and Big Jay’s comedy nights.

Avery Pearson: "We're coming to LA in August. Story Wars." (41:36)

Robert Kelly: "Check out Avery Pearson’s special. Give it Up. It premieres on Veeps." (40:07)

Closing Remarks and Final Banter [43:11 – 44:10]

As the episode winds down, the hosts engage in final humorous exchanges, maintaining the light-hearted energy.

Robert Kelly: "We'll see you guys tomorrow. It's the bonfire." (43:30)

The episode concludes with a reiteration of Avery’s upcoming special and a playful farewell.

Notable Quotes

• Robert Kelly: "I'm excited today. It's a very special bonfire because we have a very special guest. He's got a special Give it up on Veeps." (05:06)

• Avery Pearson: "It's an oversell. How about I like just all people on an individual basis." (02:00)

• Big Jay Oakerson: "I'm on AI." (12:28)

• Robert Kelly: "If you're ever in the ocean and you're floating away, instead of screaming something, just say, 'Flanker.'" (30:02)

• Avery Pearson: "I want you to know, first of all, do not confuse us with OB Kirsco or Run nico." (26:52)

Key Takeaways

• Avery Pearson’s Comedy Special: Avery promotes his new special "Give It Up," available on the "Veeps" platform starting June 26, highlighting his unique blend of comedy and musical talent.

• Flanker Product Pitch: The hosts humorously create and market a fictional product called "Flanker," showcasing their improvisational skills and comedic chemistry.

• Promotion of Personal Projects: Both hosts use the platform to advertise their own upcoming events and specials, maintaining engagement with their audience.

• Humorous Dynamics: The episode is characterized by playful banter, jokes about personal lives, and creative brainstorming, exemplifying the hosts' signature blunt humor and unfiltered honesty.

Conclusion

This episode of The Bonfire offers listeners a blend of stand-up comedy insights, creative humor, and engaging discussions with guest Avery Pearson. Through playful interactions and fictional product pitches, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly deliver an entertaining and dynamic show that encapsulates the essence of their brand: hilarious, no-holds-barred conversations about various facets of life and comedy.