
The Legend Rich Vos fills in for Big Jay and admits to having trouble with his daughter. Rich claims she is getting her head filled with crazy ideas in college. Bobby compares raising a son to daughters with the fact that he can let his boy run wild and deal with the fallout later. | Hilarious comedian Eleanor Kerrigan joins the boys club and gets accidentally roasted upon entering. | Bob wants to buy a motorized bike off of Rich who received it as a gift. Bonnie McFarlane calls in to settle the argument. Eleanor Kerrigan will be at Uncle Vinnie's in NJ this weekend! Rich Vos will be at Grand Comedy Club Escondido, CA all weekend! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf
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Bobby Kelly
And now the bonfire, with Big J
Rich Voss
Okerson and Robert Kelly fitting for today's bonfire because we have a legend in studio who comes up to this song when he goes on stage. Even if there's 10 people in the audience, even if it's 10 people, imagine
Bobby Kelly
that if, like, there's like six people and you had that and you're like, what's his name? As a comic, who's the guy that has the dog?
Rich Voss
I hate doing radio with my old friends because they go, what's his name? Who? We never remember anything. What's his name?
Bobby Kelly
He does the comedy jam.
Rich Voss
Oh. Oh, you mean.
Bobby Kelly
No, not him.
Rich Voss
You mean. You got a blue shirt. You do the joke.
Bobby Kelly
Why am I Josh Admirers.
Rich Voss
That's his. That's who?
Bobby Kelly
I said, you know, you were doing the other guy first.
Rich Voss
I was doing. I was doing Josh.
Bobby Kelly
No, you were.
Rich Voss
Okay, come on now.
Bobby Kelly
That's the other one. Who's the other one with the tattoos?
Rich Voss
What? Who's the one? Why? Why can't you remember any of your thoughts?
Bobby Kelly
I can't remember names.
Rich Voss
We started. We started the show where a half a minute in, you're going, what's that guy's name? Who's the other guy? Yeah, who's this guy? No, that's the other guy.
Bobby Kelly
They both open for Billy.
Rich Voss
I don't. Oh, Dean Del Rey.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. Yeah.
Rich Voss
Dean Delray.
Christine
They speak Rich.
Rich Voss
You speak Rich.
Bobby Kelly
He's my interpreter.
Rich Voss
Yeah, yeah, she's. Yeah, she turned. What?
Bobby Kelly
Interpreter. Interpreter.
Ad Voice
Yeah.
Rich Voss
You got it. You got it.
Bobby Kelly
I want to. Diet Coke.
Rich Voss
I want you to stop touching the microphone. You want to die? A Coke.
Bobby Kelly
You need to stop touching kids first.
Rich Voss
Not gonna happen. Not in this lifetime. Speaking of touching kids, the who. What's up? Yeah, I love his excuse, too. He's doing research.
Bobby Kelly
Is that what Peter Townsend said?
Rich Voss
Yeah. They found kitty porn, I believe. This is. Allegedly. They found kitty porn on his. What?
Jacob
They didn't.
Rich Voss
They didn't. This is the problem with. This is the problem with the world. No, this is the problem with the world we live in today. You can't have a damn rumor anymore because some went out and found the truth. Jacob.
Bobby Kelly
Who.
Jacob
I was a big who fan. Yeah, I could tell you. I mean, I don't.
Rich Voss
Did Richard Gere not put a gerbil in his ass, too? You're going to ruin that one. Is the fat chick with the frozen hot dog. The fat chick with the. She's not. That's not real. That never happened.
Bobby Kelly
Two cups and a girl.
Rich Voss
That happened.
Bobby Kelly
Two girls in a cup.
Rich Voss
But it wasn't poo, apparently. It was Carvel.
Bobby Kelly
No. Pudding.
Rich Voss
No, it was. It was pudding. It was. What was it? The. The.
Bobby Kelly
The Fairy Queen Custard?
Rich Voss
No.
Bobby Kelly
Well, how many brown things are there that are soft? What the.
Rich Voss
Lou's got one in his pants right now. Peanut butter on the. No, it's.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, Nutzella. Which is.
Rich Voss
Nutzella. What's Nutz. Oh, my God. You're a.
Bobby Kelly
What the.
Rich Voss
Is
Bobby Kelly
not. What is it called?
Rich Voss
Nutzella. That's what it's called.
Bobby Kelly
It's why I called it.
Rich Voss
It's called Nutzella.
Bobby Kelly
No, it isn't.
Rich Voss
No, it's. I swear to God, it's. It's from Europe. It's called Nutzella.
Bobby Kelly
Well, what the was in the cup? If you were. You're sitting here saying, that's not it. That's not it. Then what is it?
Rich Voss
I just wanted to get to you going, Nutzella.
Bobby Kelly
What's in it?
Rich Voss
What's in the cup? It's called Nutella. You okay?
Bobby Kelly
Was it Nutella in the cup? No, it was too brown. Nutella's too brown.
Rich Voss
What's. What's the foamy chocolate thing?
Bobby Kelly
Chocolate. What's it called?
Rich Voss
Come on, Jacob.
Bobby Kelly
That's foamy.
Rich Voss
It's like a light. It's a light chocolate dish.
Bobby Kelly
A moose.
Rich Voss
Moose. Yeah. Right. If I. If I. If this is four years ago, you would have got that quicker by looking at me.
Jacob
Oh, what is the moose rumor?
Rich Voss
Stop touching your mic.
Bobby Kelly
I'm trying to get in.
Rich Voss
Listen, listen.
Bobby Kelly
Okay, all right.
Rich Voss
Relax. Listen, I just want to say something I've been doing. Let me just say something. I've been doing radio with you for 30 years. Almost 30 years, and you don't wear headphones. And the only reason. Hang On.
Bobby Kelly
I just had my hearing aids in.
Rich Voss
What?
Bobby Kelly
I have my hearing aids in. There you go.
Rich Voss
You have hearing aids in now?
Bobby Kelly
Yes.
Rich Voss
Are you Me?
Bobby Kelly
No. Why would I.
Rich Voss
You. Can I see them?
Bobby Kelly
Well, hold on. I. I don't have hacks programmed, so let me get you in. What's there to see?
Rich Voss
You can't even see them. I didn't even notice them. Oh, my God. Okay. No, don't put them near the microphone. Oh, God.
Jacob
Why?
Bobby Kelly
What happened?
Rich Voss
What do you. If you had headphones on, you'd hear it.
Bobby Kelly
There was a back. There was feedback.
Rich Voss
Yeah, feedback.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, thanks. In the bottle, too. Perfect.
Rich Voss
You like that?
Bobby Kelly
I don't drink out of cans.
Rich Voss
When did you get hearing aids, man?
Bobby Kelly
Like a month ago.
Rich Voss
Are those real hearing aids or those. Did you buy them off Facebook Marketplace?
Bobby Kelly
I got them. They're 2,000 bucks.
Rich Voss
Or you paid 2,000. $2,000 for hearing aids?
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, but they're good. They're supposed to help prevent Alzheimer's.
Rich Voss
What is it?
Bobby Kelly
Help prevent Alzheimer's.
Rich Voss
Is it. Oh, is it. Oh, Is that how you say it?
Bobby Kelly
I don't know. Or dementia. Help to prevent dementia.
Rich Voss
Oh, that word Better.
Bobby Kelly
That's Alzheimer's.
Jacob
You.
Rich Voss
You were deaf? Completely.
Bobby Kelly
Huh? No, I wasn't deaf at all. I had a little bit of hearing loss.
Rich Voss
So why did you get them?
Bobby Kelly
Because it before it before, it escalates and gets worse. Yeah, now I nip it in the butt. And when I say nip, I don't mean Asian. I nip it in the butt. Comedy.
Rich Voss
You're so old school.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, I got. What's his name in trouble.
Rich Voss
Listen, you. But if you. If you had a little hearing loss, you don't need that.
Bobby Kelly
Some here. Well, they say get them. I had a hearing. Have you ever had a hearing test?
Rich Voss
I have.
Bobby Kelly
What'd they say?
Rich Voss
I have perfect hearing.
Bobby Kelly
Good.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
What about eyes?
Rich Voss
Perfect. Well, no, I have glasses now, but I just. I. They're reading glasses.
Bobby Kelly
You know what I got to do next? Have you done the. What do you call it?
Rich Voss
Oh, my God.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
I'm going to announce our guest. I want to see if he remembers his name first. Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, God. Ladies and gentlemen, the legend Rich Voss is in studio.
Bobby Kelly
Good to be here. Thank you.
Rich Voss
One of my oldest friends. Shirtless, sleeveless, as always.
Bobby Kelly
Not as always. Now that it's getting was like 90 degrees.
Rich Voss
These. Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
I have a hoodie in the car if it gets colder later. But
Rich Voss
thanks for that info.
Bobby Kelly
I have to do a calcium test. Have you done calcium yet?
Rich Voss
For the heart?
Bobby Kelly
No. Yes.
Rich Voss
He had nothing.
Bobby Kelly
Nothing. I bailed.
Rich Voss
I did. I did that. Here's the problem. Anytime one of you old coots that I know has a problem, I immediately go get what that is.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
Because I don't want to be in the same boat. When Colin had a heart attack, I went and got all my heart checks.
Bobby Kelly
You did a stress test?
Rich Voss
I did a stress test on a treadmill.
Bobby Kelly
You did a treadmill one or what? How did you do your stress test?
Rich Voss
I did the stress test.
Bobby Kelly
On the treadmill?
Rich Voss
Yes, on the treadmill. Why do you quit? Why?
Bobby Kelly
Let me ask you. There's a couple different ways to do it.
Rich Voss
That's.
Bobby Kelly
I'm just asking.
Rich Voss
There's only one way to do it. No, there's only one stress test.
Bobby Kelly
No, there's. Coming into studio here. That's one.
Rich Voss
That is one I've had. My heart is fine. I've been here for three years. Then, yeah, he did it on the treadmill. Like, five minutes in on the treadmill, he's like, you're fine. He said, get off.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, me too. When I did, sure. But that was a while ago. My doctor, when she did my ekg, she goes, nothing to worry about. But I want you to get a. Was a calcium test. She goes, do you get out of breath? I go, I'm out of breath sitting here, you know? Do you get out of breath a lot?
Rich Voss
No. Never.
Bobby Kelly
I do.
Rich Voss
Not anymore. When I was fat as hell, I used to get. I used to get out of breath putting my pants on, tying my shoes. Yeah, I used to get out of breath. I used to always tie my shoes to the left and to the right because I couldn't go straight down because of my stomach. So if you look.
Bobby Kelly
How much. How much weight did you lose? You lost weight?
Rich Voss
You. Jacob, you were there. You saw me. Yeah.
Jacob
You were there.
Rich Voss
You never said a thing.
Jacob
It wasn't. Did I? I was not on that level to say. Who was I to you back then?
Bobby Kelly
Nobody.
Rich Voss
Same as who you are now.
Bobby Kelly
Nothing.
Rich Voss
You're a smug face I have to look at three times a week.
Jacob
Your best friends didn't say a word to you either?
Rich Voss
Not one of my friends.
Bobby Kelly
About what? Being overweight?
Rich Voss
They did talk about me behind my back. Yeah.
Jacob
There was a betting pool.
Rich Voss
Was there a betting pool?
Bobby Kelly
No, I never talked. You lost weight. I mean, you still look like a pin cushion, but you look a lot better and you're healthier and you work out.
Rich Voss
What. What do you mean I look like a pin cushion?
Bobby Kelly
Not a big one.
Rich Voss
I don't. I Think I let me take my jacket off.
Bobby Kelly
You look good. You don't. You stopped working out.
Rich Voss
I stopped.
Bobby Kelly
You still lift. Dude, you got big arms.
Rich Voss
Dude, what are you talking about?
Bobby Kelly
You had no chest, but you have big arms.
Jacob
He has a chest.
Rich Voss
What are you talking about?
Bobby Kelly
I don't see it, buddy.
Rich Voss
You are disgusting.
Bobby Kelly
Why would you be mean? I'm sorry. I'm trying to be nice.
Rich Voss
You know, that's my thing. I only first gear and sixth gear. I go right for the jugular.
Bobby Kelly
Geez. I'm being nice.
Rich Voss
I hope you have. I hope you have so much plaque in your arteries.
Bobby Kelly
Calcium.
Rich Voss
Oh, whatever. I hope out of all my friends, the one that's actually still kicking around is you when you get home.
Bobby Kelly
I hope you find your wife not with plaque, but it rhymes with that. Me.
Rich Voss
Me too.
Bobby Kelly
Me too.
Rich Voss
I'd love to go in and find it with a nice black guy.
Jacob
I've never conceived of the idea that being out of breath to bend down and tie your shoes. Astounding.
Bobby Kelly
I get out of breath very easy.
Rich Voss
Yeah. That's not my whole life.
Jacob
Not good.
Bobby Kelly
That's not my whole life.
Rich Voss
That's not. That's because you're Jewish.
Bobby Kelly
Has something to do with it. Nothing to do with.
Rich Voss
I know. I'm sorry. Oh, the silence was deafening.
Bobby Kelly
No, I mean, you know, it's a. Oh, my daughter. I lost my daughter. She's 19. She's just so far gone.
Rich Voss
What are you talking about?
Bobby Kelly
She's just so left. She's listening to college professors tick tock. She has no sense of reality. She doesn't really know what's going on. She sent me a video of some kid that was bloodshot the fuck up.
Rich Voss
I tell you something. It's not the colleges. It's not.
Bobby Kelly
It's part of the college. It's not the wrong.
Rich Voss
I'm going to say something. Can I say it?
Bobby Kelly
Yes.
Rich Voss
It's not the colleges. It's not TikTok. It's who she is. Max is on Tik Tok. Max goes to a liberal type of school. What do you talk. He's. We watched the show with him the other day and I'm like, didn't that make you cry? He's like, no, I. I felt.
Jacob
I go.
Bobby Kelly
Did you think guys are different than girls?
Rich Voss
Yeah, she's a girl. Girls always. They.
Bobby Kelly
They go with emotions, not intellect.
Rich Voss
And. And what's gonna happen is she's gonna hit her 20s, she's gonna be on her own, she's gonna get a boyfriend, she's gonna have kids.
Bobby Kelly
She has a boyfriend.
Rich Voss
She's gonna, she's gonna get a real boyfriend and then she's gonna have kids and then she's gonna go back to center. She's gonna see how life works a little bit.
Bobby Kelly
I told you the father daughter talk I had with her. But was it okay before her prom? Right. I told, I sat her, you know, I'm close with my kids just like you are. Yeah. And I go, look, there's things in this world that, that are very sacred, you know? God, your parents, your virginity. And I go, I know you're going away with this guy on the prom and for a weekend, and he's going to expect something from you. So I told her that you can give him a little titty. I said, like that, just a little titty. Go little titty. But you mean grab her.
Rich Voss
You're actually making nipple. Like she.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, yeah. I say you can give him no hands, just so he can't grab the titty. But he. A little.
Rich Voss
He can just pinch the nipple and
Bobby Kelly
tell him, and tell him, and tell him your father said it's okay.
Rich Voss
That's disgusting. And that's. That's good. I. I remember, I remember when I was. When I was Hot Bobby and I used to. You know what, When I was Hot Bobby, back in my 20s.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
I used to make out with girls and then I'd lean in their ear and I'd go, like, God, man, you kiss just like my sister.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, I said that about my dad
Rich Voss
just to break the monotony. Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
I would make out with him. I'd go, okay, now try to get away.
Rich Voss
You know what Bert Kreisler used to do all the time? He used to walk up at the Cellar at the bar and go over to a girl's drink and just sprinkle. Like pretend to sprinkle something in it. He goes, I'll see you in an hour. Before all this wok,
Bobby Kelly
this comic had a great line. I don't even know who it was. His pickup line was, come with me, I have a weapon. I don't know what comic said that.
Rich Voss
It kind of sucks for kids now, I think. You know, I think it sucks more for girls because girls, guys are so gun shy with chicks now that you can't even be a. You know, a dirty. You can't even.
Bobby Kelly
Like as a guy, you mean?
Rich Voss
No, as a girl. Like, girls, like. I think, correct me if I'm wrong, Christine, girls like to be slutty and hoary and do crazy.
Christine
I mean, this girl. But I just Pulled up this article. Nearly half of Gen Z adults have never had sex. They don't know how to each other. Yeah, it's actually really gross and sad. Pregnancy's down.
Bobby Kelly
What age is Gen Z? What age?
Christine
It's Jay's daughters. Janice Reina. Hang on, let me see.
Bobby Kelly
I hate this whole Gen stuff. What are we? What? I'm old?
Rich Voss
You're. You're actually a pilgrim.
Christine
Gen Z are people born between 1997 and 2012.
Rich Voss
What is 1970? What is that? That's.
Christine
I think you're Gen X. I'm Gen X.
Bobby Kelly
Wait, was that when you were born?
Rich Voss
That's the coolest generation of all time.
Bobby Kelly
Wait, you go by when you were born?
Rich Voss
Yes.
Christine
Where you were? It's a range. So baby boomers, 46 to 64.
Bobby Kelly
I was born 57.
Rich Voss
You're a baby boomer?
Bobby Kelly
That's what I'm saying. Is that good or.
Rich Voss
No? No, it's stupid. Why?
Christine
Well, everybody thinks your generation ruined the world.
Rich Voss
Yeah. No, stop, Frost. Everybody like her thinks that.
Christine
My people Gen X too. Everybody thinks Baby boomers.
Rich Voss
Why? Why do they think they ruin the world? I don't understand.
Christine
I don't know exactly, but that's what they think.
Rich Voss
You're almost part of the greatest generation.
Bobby Kelly
We don't around.
Rich Voss
I'm gen X, right.
Christine
65 to 80 and gen X is the best.
Rich Voss
Gen X is considered the coolest.
Bobby Kelly
All this stuff is so stupid, it's dumb.
Rich Voss
But I'm the coolest, so I like it.
Jacob
Why does one generation get way more years? The newest generation is what is like. Oh, no. Okay, I made a mistake. It's the same amount of years.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Jacob
All right, never mind.
Bobby Kelly
Baby boomers defined by post war options. What now?
Rich Voss
We heard. We heard a gurgle.
Bobby Kelly
Was that me?
Rich Voss
It was probably you, but you can't hear it.
Bobby Kelly
Swallowing.
Rich Voss
I don't know. Probably swallowing or swallowing.
Bobby Kelly
Did he little snitch on me? What? Hey, Sam, calm down.
Rich Voss
It's not Sam. That's DJ Lou. How dare you.
Bobby Kelly
I heard gurgling coming through my headphones and I thought maybe it was Bobby, but then we both pointed at you.
Rich Voss
Oh, yeah, it was you.
Bobby Kelly
Maybe I'm.
Rich Voss
I just don't.
Bobby Kelly
I.
Rich Voss
Because I'm.
Bobby Kelly
What the.
Rich Voss
What's wrong with you?
Bobby Kelly
I'm sipping my drink.
Rich Voss
Stop with your belly noises. Ugh. You're such a. Will you stop?
Bobby Kelly
Sorry.
Rich Voss
I'm disgusting.
Bobby Kelly
Sorry.
Rich Voss
I. Because I'm Gen X and I'm the coolest. I like. I like it now, but I agree with you. It is kind of dumb. It's.
Bobby Kelly
When did this start?
Rich Voss
This happened like, this happened like 10 years ago. Right?
Christine
There's always been generations. It just kind of came when the Internet happened. We would make fun of. I thought millennials was like a new word for hipster. At first I didn't realize that, like, I was a millennial, it was just a generation name. But baby boomers, the silent generation, the grace generation, these have existed forever.
Rich Voss
This generation stinks because people, parents, helicopter parents, they don't let them do anything. They don't let them get hurt. They don't let them go out. They go everywhere with them. They.
Bobby Kelly
What year is that you're talking about? Not now, now.
Christine
2013 to 2020.
Jacob
The parents is. The child murderers ruined it for everyone.
Christine
Yeah, all the child rapists did hurt.
Rich Voss
Yeah, but listen. Yeah, I mean, what the diddlers?
Jacob
But you're not gonna let Max wander too far.
Rich Voss
No, but I'm gonna. If he, you know, go. I let him go out all the time. He's like, I'm leaving with a tracker.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, but he's a big guy.
Rich Voss
I have a tracker on his phone. Listen, I'm gonna know where he is. When he gets diddled, he can call me and be like, I just got diddled at the park. I'd be like, I'll pick you up and I'll talk to you about my diddle, and then we'll. We'll share diddle stories. Nice one.
Jacob
I think most parents would like to loosen the reins, but are too, apparently.
Bobby Kelly
No, now you're wrong. Because my daughter. At a certain age, you got to trust your kids to do the right things. You don't want to let an 8 or 9 year old take off and go to the park by themselves like we used to do as kids, but when they become 18, 19. No, no, no, no.
Jacob
I let my mindset. Well, you should be able to let your kid go to the park at 8.
Bobby Kelly
Not by themselves.
Rich Voss
I let more, but I let max at 10, 11, 12. He goes out, he goes to the gym at night by himself. He goes to the park. Yeah, but he's a big guy.
Bobby Kelly
How old is he?
Rich Voss
He's 12. Oh, I just said that. Yeah, I did. If you had headphones, you would have heard it.
Bobby Kelly
She's still 12.
Rich Voss
Are your hearing aids on?
Bobby Kelly
Yep.
Jacob
When my brother was 8.
Rich Voss
Is he still 12? Hang on one second. No, he just turned 13. Yes, I said he's 12.
Bobby Kelly
Okay, good. How big is he?
Rich Voss
You think it is birthday between your sentences?
Bobby Kelly
How big is he?
Rich Voss
He's Five. He's almost five, nine.
Bobby Kelly
And nobody's messing with him.
Rich Voss
Yeah, but it's not. That's not the point. It's like.
Ad Voice
Well, we have.
Christine
I have friends that. My best friend has a six year old and a three year old and her and her community, they have like landlines now. So the kids don't have cell phones, but they can call each other to like, play like boundaries in the neighborhood. And they let the kids kind of play in the lawn and have some autonomy, but the parents are still kind of like watching. And it's a community of people, but they're trying to loosen the reins a little bit.
Rich Voss
You got to let your kid go. You got to let your kid go fuck up and do stupid shit. I have a thing with Max. I have a code word, and we have a code work. I go, you're ever in trouble with the cops, any, anything, anywhere where you're at and you don't want to be, you call my phone. You say this one word, no questions asked, not in trouble, I come and pick you up. I'll come and pick you up. Whatever it is, you don't have to deal with it. I'm just coming to get you. One code word. So he. He goes to places and hangs out with kids all the time. You gotta let your kids. But these parents don't let them do it, and they don't let them hang. I showed up at the park one day. Max was two smoking hot girls. I'm like, what are you doing up here? He's like, you know, just hanging. Then he winked at me. I was like, all right, this is weird. And then. And then we went back to the house. Dom wasn't home.
Bobby Kelly
We have a code word. What is it? Ouch.
Rich Voss
That's your daughter's code word. Ouch. And if you hear it over and over again, you drive faster. You're a piece of shit, you know that? You're garbage. You should have had a boy.
Bobby Kelly
I have three girls.
Rich Voss
I know you have. You have.
Bobby Kelly
You're the greatest.
Rich Voss
You have jizz.
Bobby Kelly
Let me tell you. I raised three. Three girls that are all fantastic, all your sperm.
Rich Voss
The only ones that are healthy are girls. All your boys die in your nuts
Bobby Kelly
or on somebody's that too. I have a God, you get so lucky in life. I mean, I guess if you do the right things too. Like, my daughters have never seen me high or drunk or anything. So, you know, we set an example and. And you get lucky. The fact that you have a great son. My. All my daughters are fantastic.
Rich Voss
My kid is going to drink, he's going to smoke pot, he's going to get arrested. 100. I know that already. I know, I know. I could tell. Max is a. He's like me. He's gonna, he likes doing. He likes, you know, ring and run. He loves, you know, he came in the other night at like 11 and he's running out of breath. He's like, I'm like, what's wrong? He goes, we were ringing and running and then they called the cops and the cops are driving around. We had to hide in bushes. And that's, that's part of being a
Christine
boy, though, who doesn't call it Ding Dong Ditch.
Rich Voss
My son ringing and running.
Christine
They rebranded Ding Dong Ditch.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
Ring and run.
Bobby Kelly
Ring and run.
Rich Voss
Ring and run. Ding Dong Ditch. That's so weird. That's so California. Ding Dong ditch. What does that mean?
Christine
That's what it is.
Rich Voss
Tell me, tell me what Ding Dong gets you.
Christine
You ring the bell, it goes ding dong and then you leave.
Rich Voss
Nobody has, everybody has a ring now. It makes a different sound. It doesn't go ding dong, it goes blah blah.
Jacob
You're all on camera too.
Rich Voss
I know, I know.
Jacob
You're getting away with 10 cameras. Videotape your son after sun. Ringing the bell and ringing.
Bobby Kelly
I.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Running.
Rich Voss
I don't mind that he does that. I mean, it's fine. It's part of being a boy. Do stupid, get caught. Learn your lesson. He's not going to learn from me. He's not going to learn from me going, you shouldn't do that because that's bad. And other people, he's going to be like, yeah, okay, he's going to do it anyways. At least I'd rather have him tell me that he did it and trust me that he did it than to, you know, hide it from me. It. Go do your it. He's gonna go through it. He's gonna, you know, he's smoking weed. Everybody smokes weed, for God's sake, at that age.
Christine
Are they doing it that young?
Rich Voss
No, not now.
Christine
I didn't even smoke weed that young.
Rich Voss
Not now when it's, you know, 16, 17, you know he's gonna.
Jacob
Can a penis be that big?
Rich Voss
I don't know, Jacob.
Christine
My son does have a 30 year old virgin like the rest of these kiddos.
Rich Voss
I don't want that.
Christine
Hopefully, hopefully Max's generation figures something out. They gotta start like locking phones at school dances or something and let people have fun again. I, it's. This got to be a nightmare.
Rich Voss
Here's what you got to do, you gotta let. You gotta. You gotta talk. You gotta let the girls be slutty again. Let them be a little hoey again. Get him back into the Catholic church. Get them back to church.
Bobby Kelly
Those dresses.
Rich Voss
Yeah. Girls are. Girls are up.
Christine
You know, it seems like they're pretty slutty. And the boys are scared to talk to them.
Rich Voss
Well. Because of all the. That happened. You know what I mean? All the dads got scared. You know, we want to. We gotta raise a. You know, raise a kid who, you know, respects women and don't.
Christine
Girls that are passed out.
Rich Voss
Yeah. No means no. You're not. Don't.
Christine
Unconscious women.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
Don't have.
Christine
I know it changed the college experience for the young boys, but change it
Rich Voss
for the girls, too. They had the story, too. Remember that time I banged the football team good, Jacob.
Jacob
Oh, no.
Rich Voss
Yes.
Jacob
Well, it's your.
Rich Voss
Bring it up.
Jacob
Well, you want me to start this?
Rich Voss
I don't know.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
Because I have no idea what.
Jacob
You're first on the list.
Rich Voss
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Kelly
That's why. Oh, the bike.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
Well, you asked me three times about a bike.
Rich Voss
Here's the problem with the bike.
Bobby Kelly
There's no problem. It's a great.
Jacob
A little background.
Rich Voss
Here's a little. No, we're going to give a little context. Jacob loves context. All right. Okay. And the listener needs it around three years ago. Am I right? Two, Two and a half.
Bobby Kelly
No, it's at my party.
Rich Voss
Was that two years ago? That was three years ago.
Bobby Kelly
Two years ago. Two summers ago.
Rich Voss
Two summers ago. Yes. Are you sure?
Bobby Kelly
Yes. Because we haven't lived there three years.
Rich Voss
Okay. Two summers ago, I went to your house.
Bobby Kelly
Yes.
Rich Voss
And there was a brand new in the box electric bike inside of your garage.
Bobby Kelly
Was it still in the box?
Rich Voss
Yes, it was still in the box.
Bobby Kelly
I just had to put together.
Rich Voss
And I said, I would like to buy that because I'm looking. I need it. I want an electric bike. Max wants an electric bike.
Bobby Kelly
Yes.
Rich Voss
For his birthday. I would love to. Let me buy it off you right now.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
Let me. You're like, now I'm go. I. I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna use it.
Bobby Kelly
And I'm like, first of all, don't use that voice. Don't use that voice. Just go to. I mean, it's identical conversation. I didn't go. I mean, you use it.
Rich Voss
You call me a fat pin cushion.
Bobby Kelly
No, I. I didn't say fat.
Rich Voss
I said pin cushion, which is in my brain.
Bobby Kelly
Fat. No, I've seen some nice.
Jacob
Not a Positive.
Rich Voss
I won't use. I won't use the exact voice you use.
Bobby Kelly
Okay. I won't story, and I'll tell the story you.
Rich Voss
And I was like, let me buy. You're like, no, I'm gonna. I'm gonna use it.
Bobby Kelly
How's that?
Rich Voss
Is that. I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna use it.
Bobby Kelly
I said, no, I'm probably gonna.
Rich Voss
It was a little whiny. It was a little whiny. Okay. And I don't mean it the way you think I mean it.
Bobby Kelly
You do.
Rich Voss
I do not.
Bobby Kelly
You do.
Rich Voss
I do not hold up a flag while you say, all right, I'll just say it regular so you don't get a. I'm gonna use it. Is that better?
Bobby Kelly
All right, go ahead, tell it. Keep going.
Rich Voss
I'm go it.
Bobby Kelly
No, I'm gonna use it.
Rich Voss
Okay. I'm gonna use it.
Bobby Kelly
What are you doing? Singing a song. I'm gonna use it.
Rich Voss
That's not the way you said it, though. It had tone. You're saying it like you're a nice person. You weren't. You said, I'm adding tone to it.
Bobby Kelly
Okay, go ahead.
Rich Voss
I'm gonna use it. I'm using it. How's this? I'm gonna use it. Yeah, I'm gonna use it. I'm like, voss, you're never gonna use it. You're never gonna use it. I know you. You're not getting on this bike ever. Let me buy it off. No, I. If I don't use. Are you farting right now?
Bobby Kelly
Oh, I'm stretching my back.
Rich Voss
Okay. So I was so. I was like, you never. You're never going to use it. And you're like, I will use it. And you got kind of mad like, I will use it.
Bobby Kelly
I didn't get mad. You're exaggerating, Bonnie.
Ad Voice
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Rich Voss
My story.
Bobby Kelly
Okay, then I'll tell my story.
Rich Voss
Okay, great. And then I called you back up. I'm like, dude, let me buy that bike. And you're like, no. When. As you say. Well, hang on.
Bobby Kelly
Finish.
Rich Voss
Go ahead.
Bobby Kelly
It was a gift from a company, so I didn't want to. I didn't want to sell it right then.
Rich Voss
Do you think that company. What do you think they're fucking waiting for you to make an Instagram post about it? Well, it would help that you didn't for two years. You didn't take it out of the box.
Bobby Kelly
You're right.
Rich Voss
And then you said to me, no, as soon as rain is. Can you stop burping? I'm gonna throw Up. Can you stop burping into the microphone?
Bobby Kelly
Your diet.
Rich Voss
I'm gonna throw up, okay? It's grossing me out. It's disgusting. You said when. As soon as Raina goes to school, I'm going to start riding around the neighborhood and stuff like that.
Bobby Kelly
And that's when I got to put it together when she was off of college.
Rich Voss
She's been off of college for a year?
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. And I had to put together.
Rich Voss
She had it put together a week ago.
Bobby Kelly
No, no, no, no. I had to put together.
Rich Voss
What did you say?
Bobby Kelly
No, no, no. I had to put together a couple more times ago. I just took it out a week ago.
Rich Voss
One more time.
Bobby Kelly
No, no, no. I had it. It put together, like, maybe three months ago, but I took it out warmer.
Rich Voss
You did not have it three months ago. It was snowing.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, the guy that came over that does work in my house put it
Rich Voss
together during the winter time.
Bobby Kelly
Yes, because he came over to do stuff on the heater.
Rich Voss
I have no evidence to.
Bobby Kelly
It doesn't matter. It was a couple months ago.
Rich Voss
Okay, a couple months ago or three months ago?
Bobby Kelly
Like three months ago.
Rich Voss
Was it two or three?
Bobby Kelly
Like three.
Rich Voss
Okay, so that's a few months ago. A couple is two.
Bobby Kelly
We're not in court. Just keep going with the dumb.
Rich Voss
We are in court. And you'd hear all these amazing sound effects Lou's doing. If you put your headphones once in your life, the show would be much more enjoyable to you. I mean, he's killing it. He's a killer. So. So I'm going to tell Jacob, because I'm not going to tell him, because he. So he said, as soon as she goes to school, I'm going to use. And I called him again. I go, dude, come on, sell me that bike. You're not using it. It's been a year. It's still in the box.
Bobby Kelly
It wasn't.
Rich Voss
It was when I called you the third time.
Bobby Kelly
Second time, you never did. Second time.
Rich Voss
Second time I called. I called you three times.
Bobby Kelly
No, you didn't.
Rich Voss
Yes, I did.
Bobby Kelly
Two times.
Rich Voss
Your honor, I did.
Bobby Kelly
Okay, go ahead.
Rich Voss
Yeah, it's not your turn right now. I'm talking to the judge. It's not your turn.
Bobby Kelly
I don't care.
Rich Voss
Well, you have to.
Jacob
You offered to buy it.
Rich Voss
I offered to buy it three times. And he said, no, no, no, no. Then the. No, no, no, no. So then it becomes illegal in Jersey.
Bobby Kelly
Now, see, you're wrong again, but go ahead.
Rich Voss
It's illegal in Jersey to have a electric bike that goes over 30 miles an hour. It's illegal. The law changed, right?
Bobby Kelly
Yet.
Rich Voss
Yeah, it did.
Bobby Kelly
No. In August.
Rich Voss
Okay, well, whatever. You can't.
Bobby Kelly
So then don't get gay.
Rich Voss
I can't help it. Then he calls me. He's like, you want the bike? It's two years later. I already bought the fucking bike. I already got the. I got Max's present.
Bobby Kelly
Because you asked me again the other day. You asked me, like, four months ago. Hey, sell me that bike. So don't say you know that's not true.
Rich Voss
Prove it.
Bobby Kelly
I don't have to prove anything. You're saying I can.
Rich Voss
You can record all our conversations.
Bobby Kelly
And I recorded the one where you said, sell it to me.
Rich Voss
Did you really?
Bobby Kelly
No.
Rich Voss
Oh. So then he calls me up to sell me the bike. He's not using it. He's. He's not using it. Are you. Using it once is not using it.
Bobby Kelly
It.
Rich Voss
Using it all the time is using it.
Bobby Kelly
You drove time. What am I gonna do?
Rich Voss
This.
Bobby Kelly
I drove to the park.
Rich Voss
This is exactly what I knew you're gonna do. You're gonna use it one time and be like, this stinks.
Bobby Kelly
I know. It's fun.
Rich Voss
It's not fun. You're 70 and you're. You're not gonna drive around to the park by.
Bobby Kelly
Yes, I bought a helmet.
Rich Voss
You did not.
Bobby Kelly
I got a nice helmet.
Jacob
Why don't you want to use it?
Bobby Kelly
What's that?
Jacob
Why don't you use it then?
Bobby Kelly
Here's the thing.
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Bobby Kelly
I did use it. I go. When it gets a little warmer, which it is now, I go, I'll take it to the park. Or when Bonnie takes the dog out for a walk, I'll ride alongside or meet her at the park. But then like you said, I heard in Jersey, come August or July, you're going to have to register and insure them. Yeah, now my insurance is 1500amonth. All right, so I told you that.
Rich Voss
Who told you that it's illegal.
Bobby Kelly
Who told. It's not illegal yet.
Rich Voss
But who told you it's illegal like it's going to be illegal.
Bobby Kelly
I was at a meeting and a guy had one of the bikes and he told me. Oh, God, you didn't tell me. I told you.
Rich Voss
I told you didn't tell me. I told you.
Bobby Kelly
I told you.
Rich Voss
I told you it.
Bobby Kelly
A guy I told you told me he had.
Rich Voss
I told you.
Bobby Kelly
But that's irrelevant. Even if you told me or I told you that, that makes no sense. Okay, here's the thing. All I do is say to Bobby, if you still want the bike, I'll sell it. If you don't, no big deal, I'll keep it. Whatever I'm selling for. A thousand is not.
Rich Voss
No, that's not what you said. I'll read the text because I have the evidence of that. I want a thousand bucks. 10, 100 bills, cash.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here's the thing.
Rich Voss
Thing.
Bobby Kelly
Here's the thing. And then I said, you're on the phone. Whether you buy it or not, it's okay. That's not going to change my life. I thought I was doing you a favor because I thought you still wanted it. Well, I quit being so selfish. I thought you still wanted. I go, let me call Bobby. If he still wants, then that's not a big deal.
Jacob
Yeah, but just the bike worth.
Bobby Kelly
What's that?
Jacob
How much was the bike?
Bobby Kelly
I saw it online for 2700.
Rich Voss
You think he called me and gave me a quota what he wanted without him knowing exactly how much?
Bobby Kelly
No, I looked it. I looked it up after you said, let me. Let me do some research. Then I looked it up because you
Rich Voss
think, why don't you just give it to me?
Jacob
I think that's.
Bobby Kelly
You've lost your mind. I've already given you.
Rich Voss
I got it in the car. In my truck.
Bobby Kelly
In the car.
Rich Voss
I got it in my truck. Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
Why didn't you bring it in?
Rich Voss
I forgot. It's right in my back seat. I keep. I will listen. I'm telling you, walk with Christine in my truck after.
Bobby Kelly
No.
Rich Voss
Why? It's right down the street.
Bobby Kelly
You get it, bring it to me. I'm not.
Rich Voss
Where'd you park?
Bobby Kelly
In the parking garage.
Rich Voss
Where?
Bobby Kelly
48th Street.
Rich Voss
Okay. It's right there. Yeah. Christine, can you show them and you can get it tonight? It's my back seat. I go, you know what I got you?
Bobby Kelly
No.
Rich Voss
You want me to tell you?
Bobby Kelly
No. Why? Because it's a surprise. It's a gift.
Rich Voss
It's not a surprise. You're. We're grown men. We're not surprised.
Bobby Kelly
I gave you a nice gift for Christmas.
Rich Voss
I got. You got. You didn't. Okay.
Bobby Kelly
I gave you that fist hammer.
Rich Voss
You gave me a fist hammer?
Bobby Kelly
It's nice.
Rich Voss
It's weird, but it's nice. It's not nice. I have to explain it to everybody that sees it.
Bobby Kelly
But you haven't. In your car. You could really.
Rich Voss
No, it looks like. It looks like I'm putting in my.
Bobby Kelly
It's.
Rich Voss
It's a fist.
Bobby Kelly
I loved it. I was gonna get myself one.
Rich Voss
I bet you would. He got me a fist hammer for Christmas.
Bobby Kelly
Well, I had two things for you, and I kept the other one and gave you that one.
Rich Voss
What?
Bobby Kelly
I had an option to give you
Rich Voss
two things, and you didn't give me two, you kept one.
Bobby Kelly
I was only giving you one. One of the two.
Rich Voss
What was the other gift I could have got besides a fist hammer?
Bobby Kelly
It was a crank radio that you crank.
Rich Voss
I would have loved that.
Bobby Kelly
And it's a cb. It has everything. I would have loved if you crank it.
Rich Voss
I would have loved that.
Bobby Kelly
You would. I thought you would have had that already.
Rich Voss
I don't have it. I really would love. That's great for camping. I would have loved to take that.
Bobby Kelly
Maybe for your birthday.
Rich Voss
Why don't you. Anyways, when's your birthday? I got you a charger. It's, you know, the battery charges for the phone. Yeah. The ones that you. You know, you plug your phone in. The.
Bobby Kelly
The crank thing has a battery charger, too.
Rich Voss
Okay, listen.
Bobby Kelly
Everything.
Rich Voss
Remember. You remember? Remember?
Bobby Kelly
You went to light.
Rich Voss
You Went to Mohegan Sun. Car was dead. The battery was dead.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
And you didn't have cables?
Bobby Kelly
They said it was dead, but I don't think it was.
Rich Voss
Okay, that's besides the point. Can. I couldn't. I don't know how Bonnie even talks to you.
Bobby Kelly
She doesn't.
Rich Voss
Okay, good. That makes sense. I gave you. I got you. So now you keep it in your car. It's fully charged.
Bobby Kelly
Yes.
Rich Voss
Anytime you call, you just put it on your battery. I hate you. I hate you.
Bobby Kelly
And you put on your battery.
Rich Voss
Can I finish my. My. My present story?
Bobby Kelly
If you quit holding your breast when you talk. You're trying to turn me on, so I agree with you.
Rich Voss
It's. It's a battery thing.
Bobby Kelly
And then. Yes, stop talking, go back on your phone.
Rich Voss
Okay. And you. Anytime you. Your battery dies, you just put it up and it juices your car.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, those are cool. It's awesome. Yeah, I saw one.
Rich Voss
It's very expensive, too.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah? Nah.
Rich Voss
100 bucks. I spent 50 bucks. 49.99. I seen on Facebook Marketplace.
Bobby Kelly
You know, I bought bonds money. And she won't even open it. I'm sure you have one, too, in case you're. You get a flat, your car runs out of air. You plug it in, and you could pump the air into your car through your. Either your cigarette light or. This one's automatic. It pumps air.
Rich Voss
It's an air pump.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
What if there's a hole in your tire? You can just get her a can of Fix a flat.
Bobby Kelly
Well, that too, but to pump the air.
Rich Voss
Okay.
Bobby Kelly
You know, I'm just saying. It's always good to have.
Rich Voss
I'm just saying this to you.
Bobby Kelly
You. I'm just saying.
Rich Voss
Why. Let's go back in the history of this. This. This bike.
Bobby Kelly
Here's the thing.
Rich Voss
How did you get the bike?
Bobby Kelly
It was a gift, okay? Through the company.
Rich Voss
How much did you pay?
Bobby Kelly
A gift? You don't pay.
Rich Voss
Great. So why don't you give it to me?
Bobby Kelly
Oh, really?
Rich Voss
Why don't you give it to me for 500 bucks?
Bobby Kelly
No.
Rich Voss
Why?
Bobby Kelly
Because you don't need it. You bought one. Remember you said that.
Rich Voss
Yeah, I know, but I bought one for Max. I would like to have one for me. Oh, 500 bucks. No, that's my final offer.
Bobby Kelly
Okay. No way.
Rich Voss
500 cash. No, in 20s. Let me tell you, so it looks like more. More.
Bobby Kelly
Let me tell you something. I have a thousand in my wallet just in case of emergency. I don't need it. I was doing you a favor, all
Rich Voss
right, dude, forget It. Keep the bike. I hope it rots in your garage. So do I. I do. I hope it just. I hope you. Every time you look at it, you get sad.
Bobby Kelly
I hope.
Rich Voss
You know what I hope happens? I hope my whole family dies. And then every time you think of us, you look at that bike. Every time you look at that bike, you think, I should have gave.
Bobby Kelly
I'm gonna ride that bike to the funeral. No, They go for 2700 bucks. I'm giving it to you for a thousand.
Rich Voss
But you're acting like you paid for it.
Bobby Kelly
That doesn't matter. If someone gave you a. Okay. If somebody gave you a diamond necklace as a gift and I said, oh, let me have it.
Rich Voss
No, that's totally different.
Bobby Kelly
How's it different?
Rich Voss
Because a diamond necklace has value and goes up in value. That's like an investment. This stupid bike, they've made 19 different versions.
Bobby Kelly
2700. I'm giving it to you a thousand.
Rich Voss
And it's put together and you wrote it once.
Bobby Kelly
One time.
Rich Voss
Yeah, I know.
Bobby Kelly
One time.
Rich Voss
So it's used.
Bobby Kelly
It's used, it's used.
Rich Voss
So, yeah.
Bobby Kelly
So that's why I knocked it down to a thousand.
Rich Voss
Now give it to me. Let me have it as a friend. Stop drinking on the air. It's disgusting.
Bobby Kelly
Listen, let me explain something. And I'm not bringing up stuff. Yeah, there's stuff I was going to sell that I've given to you and you've given me nothing.
Rich Voss
That's not true. I've given you stuff.
Bobby Kelly
What? And they. Everything you give me, there's a price.
Rich Voss
What do you mean?
Bobby Kelly
Let me explain that. When you give something and there's a price I'm paying.
Rich Voss
Okay. What?
Bobby Kelly
Okay. Oh, you did give me something that was for free.
Rich Voss
What was that?
Bobby Kelly
Which I never use. Some kind of ear things that you hook up to your phone during a podcast or something. Whatever they were, they were some out of date thing, but they were. If you use them, they were good at the time. Whatever it was, was. I never used. I don't know.
Rich Voss
Are you okay?
Bobby Kelly
No.
Rich Voss
I mean, this is grossing me out. I can't imagine. The listeners are sitting there going, what
Bobby Kelly
the is happening, listener?
Rich Voss
I can't imagine that guy. When you stop touching your microphone.
Bobby Kelly
So I. Listen, we're friends.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
The hat I gave you, do you ever wear that? Nice. Beautiful. That hat's worth a lot of money. That's you gave me.
Rich Voss
Okay, okay. Here's the thing with the hat. You gave me a fedora, a beautiful,
Bobby Kelly
brand new, worth a couple hundred.
Rich Voss
The Problem is I don't play black rooms, so I don't have an opportunity to wear it.
Bobby Kelly
You could wear that fedora.
Rich Voss
Where. Where could I wear.
Bobby Kelly
Easter.
Rich Voss
Huh?
Bobby Kelly
When you go play cards on Easter. Go play cards.
Rich Voss
I don't play cards.
Bobby Kelly
You don't play cards with your. With your.
Rich Voss
With your man friends?
Bobby Kelly
With your Tulsa buddies? You don't do talks anymore with your buddies anymore up there in cigar?
Rich Voss
I was there last night. Night.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, cool.
Rich Voss
I went last night.
Bobby Kelly
That's a good place to wear that hat.
Rich Voss
No, it's not. It's going to smell like smoke. Whatever. You gave me a nice hat. You did give me. I do like the hat.
Bobby Kelly
Okay.
Rich Voss
But I just don't have an opportunity to wear a fedora.
Bobby Kelly
Okay.
Rich Voss
Because it's not 1952.
Bobby Kelly
I wear fedoras all the time.
Rich Voss
Yeah, but you're at 70.
Bobby Kelly
I'm sick. I'll be 69.
Rich Voss
I know. It's crazy in June. I know. God bless you. You look great for 69.
Bobby Kelly
You're not an MRI.
Jacob
Can I. I don't want to interrupt, but you were. You kept. Both of you. Bringing up gadgets. And when the Iran war broke out.
Rich Voss
Oh, God.
Jacob
I've started watching all these prepper videos.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Jacob
Everyone started prepping.
Bobby Kelly
We have all that stuff.
Jacob
That's what I was going to ask. You guys do prepping stuff?
Rich Voss
Yeah, but I do it. I do it with stuff that was made, like this year he does it and all his stuff says Marlboro on it.
Bobby Kelly
No, I got a ton of good stuff. Why would you.
Jacob
But you watch the videos and like, one guy will say, you're a jerk off if you buy this. Everyone's the real. The real deal on YouTube.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Jacob
He will put down all the other prepping stuff that somebody else bought.
Rich Voss
All.
Bobby Kelly
All I have.
Rich Voss
If you buy this is all you need for prepping. I have. I have three water filters, one for each of us that you could just dip into a dirty puddle and it'll be drinkable.
Bobby Kelly
Water. I got that.
Rich Voss
Right? I have a couple water straws. Right? Yeah. And I have freeze dried food.
Bobby Kelly
Food. I don't have that.
Jacob
What about medical supplies?
Rich Voss
I have a huge first aid kit.
Bobby Kelly
See?
Jacob
What did you. And did you go to the dog?
Rich Voss
And I have. I have guns.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
In Hampshire.
Jacob
Right.
Rich Voss
And I have.
Bobby Kelly
You have hamsters.
Rich Voss
What?
Bobby Kelly
Oh, no.
Rich Voss
What do you need hamsters for?
Bobby Kelly
I thought you said you have guns
Rich Voss
in hamsters in New Hampshire.
Bobby Kelly
I know.
Jacob
No, but like, one guy said you're all these other suckers, they're going to the first aid section aisle to buy all that stuff.
Bobby Kelly
That's.
Jacob
Go to the dog aisle, the pet aisle, and buy the ointment. Antibacterial ointment for dogs. Same as human. You get one that'll last for you you for 10 years. It's that type of prepping.
Bobby Kelly
Do you have that guy?
Jacob
Next level prepping.
Bobby Kelly
You have Vaseline and cotton balls to start fire?
Rich Voss
Goddamn right I do.
Jacob
That's on the list.
Rich Voss
I just have Vaseline wrestling and combo. That's all I'm doing now. If the world ends, I'm just jerking off until I die. I'm gonna goon.
Bobby Kelly
I have all kinds of. I, I know. I have a, a, a saw. That's a chain.
Rich Voss
I'm pretty sure you have a chainsaw thing.
Bobby Kelly
No, not a chainsaw. It's a chain. That's a saw.
Rich Voss
Yeah, it's a chainsaw chain.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
With handles on it.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, yeah, I have that. I have all hatchets, knives, you know, just stuff in my car, in my backpacks.
Rich Voss
But I, I actually use my stuff though. Like, I'm taking Max primitive camp.
Bobby Kelly
I would like to go with you camping.
Rich Voss
I'm going, I'm going June 5th. You want, want to go?
Bobby Kelly
Oh, I'm just getting back.
Jacob
From where Donnie Dust.
Bobby Kelly
I don't want to talk about it, but I'll let you know.
Rich Voss
Okay. Okay.
Bobby Kelly
You know.
Rich Voss
Oh, yeah.
Jacob
Are you doing Donnie Dust camping where you have to make your own.
Rich Voss
Going up into the woods.
Bobby Kelly
You don't have a snake guards for your feet.
Rich Voss
I'm sorry, what did you just say to me?
Bobby Kelly
You don't have snake guards to put on your shins and around your legs. I have snake art. Why? So you don't get bit in the legs as you're walking through to. As you're walking through the woods.
Rich Voss
I'm walking on a trail. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not walking out in the desert.
Bobby Kelly
It doesn't hurt to have snake.
Rich Voss
It does hurt my self esteem.
Bobby Kelly
No, it doesn't.
Rich Voss
When I'm going up the trail walking by other hikers with snake guards.
Bobby Kelly
Put them under your pants.
Rich Voss
What?
Bobby Kelly
I don't have pants.
Rich Voss
I'm gonna wear shorts when I hike.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, tick village.
Rich Voss
What are you talking about?
Bobby Kelly
Go ahead, wear shorts, get ticks. You wear long pants and tuck them into your socks. There's no way ticks don't crawl up your legs.
Jacob
The heart of tick.
Bobby Kelly
Bonnie's calling.
Rich Voss
Oh, God, no. God.
Bobby Kelly
Hello?
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Do you want to call me?
Bobby Kelly
About what?
Rich Voss
She's on Air oh, say she's on air.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, Bonnie, you're on air.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Oh, my God. Is that what you're calling that?
Rich Voss
Bonnie. Bonnie. See, Bonnie's always negative. She's the most negative. She never. You never get Happy body. You always get. Oh, this what it is. Bonnie. I want to. I want. Bonnie. The bike that he has. I want him to give it to me. And he won't give it to me.
Bobby Kelly
He's nuts. He wants me to give it to him.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Why wouldn't you?
Bobby Kelly
Why wouldn't I? One, I don't like him that much.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Two, I thought he was like your best friend.
Bobby Kelly
He's one of them. He's in my top three.
Rich Voss
I am.
Bobby Kelly
Him, Colin Norton, and sometimes Keith.
Rich Voss
You have Norton in there.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Bobby. One time we got in a fight, and I go. I go, just so you know exactly what to say to Bobby. And I told him, and he goes, I don't talk to Bobby about us.
Bobby Kelly
I don't. Do I ever bring up Bonnie with you all?
Rich Voss
Never.
Bobby Kelly
No.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
The looks that are going on right now, I'm sure.
Bobby Kelly
Listen, Bobby. Bobby is. He wants everything free in life.
Rich Voss
Life. No.
Bobby Kelly
I gave him two sets of golf clubs. Two sets. I was going to sell them. When I said, you know what? Keep the money. Just take them. Two sets of golf clubs.
Rich Voss
That's not giving me. And I was gonna pay for it.
Bobby Kelly
And I said, no. I said, I don't want the money.
Rich Voss
Keep them. But that's on you.
Bobby Kelly
You're right.
Rich Voss
I gave him. That was great.
Bobby Kelly
What do you.
Rich Voss
What do you want from me? And I'll give it to you.
Bobby Kelly
Give him the money.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
We were gonna give them for the other. For the golf club.
Rich Voss
500 bucks. I'll give you 500 bucks. He wants. Wants market price for the bike.
Bobby Kelly
No, the bike's worth 2700. I'm giving it to him for a thousand.
Rich Voss
It's three.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
You paid a lot of money for that bike, right, Rich?
Rich Voss
Yeah, exactly, Bonnie. Exactly. It was a gift.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Yes.
Rich Voss
Just give me the bike.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
If you're not going to use a gift, you should give it.
Bobby Kelly
First of all, this is why. This is why we decided you didn't come in with me. Because whatever he does, you're going to team up and take his side. You forgot.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
I forgot. Let me try again. Let me start again. Let me start again. Okay, hang on. Ask me like I didn't know.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. What should I do with that bike? Should I sell it or.
Rich Voss
Give it to me.
Bobby Kelly
Yes, sell it. Sell it.
Rich Voss
But, Bonnie, shouldn't you. Bonnie, shouldn't you give it to me, Bonnie. Shouldn't he give it to me for free?
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
No, no, you should have to buy it market price.
Bobby Kelly
Thank you.
Rich Voss
All right, well, there you go.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Sorry I got a side with my husband on this one.
Rich Voss
You know what? I. I never understood why you guys slept in separate rooms. I do now.
Bobby Kelly
It's because I snore.
Rich Voss
It's not because you snore. It's because you're. You breathe.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Wow. He did get really angry when you said no. So now I think you're doing the right thing, Rich.
Bobby Kelly
Thank you. Thank you.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
I didn't know he was going to be, like, vindictive and mean about it.
Bobby Kelly
No, no. The problem is I realized neither one
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
of you knows what vindict. Vindictive means.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Okay,
Bobby Kelly
no, wait. Stop.
Rich Voss
Let it tell us what it means.
Bobby Kelly
I know what it means.
Rich Voss
What does it mean?
Bobby Kelly
It means to be mean and come back at you. Vindictive.
Rich Voss
Vindictive.
Bobby Kelly
Vindictive.
Rich Voss
You said Van.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Well, Van, dictive is a way to describe vindictive, Bobby. You're right on this one, Rich.
Bobby Kelly
Thank you.
Rich Voss
God, I like your wife so much better. Better
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
than whoever this is, you mean?
Bobby Kelly
Well, she's. She's. She's on fire. Her career is on fire.
Rich Voss
Yeah, I know. So give me the bike. You don't need to make money.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
All right. Say goodbye to Bonnie. Let's go.
Bobby Kelly
All right.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
You guys want to ask me something else?
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Anything else?
Rich Voss
Yeah, I do stuff.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Does it always got to be about Rich? Do we always have to center the.
Rich Voss
Bonnie. Bonnie.
Bobby Kelly
How. What? You're.
Rich Voss
You're not funny anymore, Rich.
Bobby Kelly
No, I'm not hanging up on my wife.
Rich Voss
That would have been hilarious.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
I almost cried. I almost cried.
Bobby Kelly
Are you going to. Are you going to LA for any meetings?
Rich Voss
Can you not have a regular conversation on the air?
Bobby Kelly
What are you talking about?
Rich Voss
Yeah, you're having a conversation with your wife. Yeah. You're the worst.
Bobby Kelly
I want her to bring up on
Rich Voss
your way home, honey. All right, we're gonna take a break. Break.
Bobby Kelly
See you later, buddy.
Rich Voss
I love you. I'll see you later.
Bobby Kelly
I like you.
Rich Voss
God, Rich, you know what? Keep the bike. I don't want it.
Bobby Kelly
Good.
Rich Voss
And I'm going to buy you a bunch of gifts, and I'm just going to send them to you. No, I want your address. I'm just going to start sending you gifts for nothing. Because. Because giving. You know what giving is?
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. What I do with you all the time.
Rich Voss
It's not what you do. Yeah, no. You nickel and dime me.
Bobby Kelly
I Don't. It all started with the phone and the recording quarter that you walked up and. And the iPad. You got a new iPad and you stiffed me for the old one. And I never let it go.
Rich Voss
I really did.
Bobby Kelly
And your camera.
Rich Voss
And you're a camera. You're a sucker. What a dummy. He paid 500 for an old iPad.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, it was.
Rich Voss
It was like the first iPad ever. There was iPad4 out and he paid 500 bucks. He could have got a new one at Walmart for 4.99.
Bobby Kelly
That's okay. I don't take advantage of my. But yet, yes, I live and learn.
Rich Voss
Yeah, you do. You live and learn and so do we. Rich Voss, he's going to be at the Grand Escondido, California May 8th. And the funny bow in St. Louis the 15th.
Bobby Kelly
May 8th and 9th, this Friday, Saturday.
Rich Voss
There's no 9th. I only read what. I only read exactly what she brings up there. May 8th and 9th and then the funny bone. May. May 5th, 15th and 16th.
Bobby Kelly
Friday, Saturday. No.
Rich Voss
16 up there. I mean this is not me. This is all on producer Christine.
Bobby Kelly
No, it's not her fault.
Rich Voss
I think she's trying to throw me under the bus because Jay's gone.
Christine
She doesn't want me to fault.
Rich Voss
He has. He still has a website too. It's unbelievable. Check out richvoss.com for all his stuff. We got another guest coming in. Alan Kerragu. No, you're staying, you dummy. What's wrong with your self esteem?
Bobby Kelly
Nothing. I was hoping.
Rich Voss
Make sure you check out Punch up Live. I'm going to be in Cleveland, Boston. I'm going to be in town this weekend, but I can't tell you why. But next week, weekend after that, I'll be In Cleveland the 15th and 16th and then Stanford, Connecticut May 21st, one show Punch Up Dot Live. Robert Kelly. And Jay is out right now doing Story wars in la. Make sure you check him out this week. He's got a lot of stuff. Big. Big J is going to be big time next week. I'm telling you, he's going to.
Bobby Kelly
To kill.
Rich Voss
He's. Well, relax, we didn't tell anybody that yet. Go to bigjcomedy.com and we'll be right back. It's the bonfire. I've always liked men. I do. I like men. Put your headphones on, Voss, so you can hear all lose magic. All the loose magic. What's up everybody?
Bobby Kelly
We're back.
Rich Voss
It's the bonfire.
Jacob
I forgot magic.
Rich Voss
Oh, Eleanor. Claycore. Cleg Clegg.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Why the hell would you do that.
Rich Voss
I know.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Seriously, I'm just joking. What kind of person.
Rich Voss
I'm sorry. Do I have a story about her, too? Eleanor Kerrigan is here. One of my favorite people wouldn't do this show. She can't. I don't think she's alive.
Bobby Kelly
Oh,
Rich Voss
and of course, the legend Rich Voss is here in studio. Eleanor. No. You're one of my favorites. Where did we meet?
Eleanor Kerrigan
I don't remember.
Rich Voss
Did you do a guest spot or something? No, we met on the Cross cruise. I remember.
Eleanor Kerrigan
No, we met before.
Rich Voss
We met on the.
Eleanor Kerrigan
We never met before that.
Rich Voss
Never met before that. We met at the Joker's cruise.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Impractical jokers cruise.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah, but I.
Rich Voss
In the food room. You and your sister.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Yeah, my sister's out of control with her condiments in her handbag like a kook.
Rich Voss
Yeah, I love your sister.
Eleanor Kerrigan
She was like, you need salt. She had salt. She need Tabasco. She had a whole thing, like a. It was so sick. Bobby's like, I'll take the salt.
Rich Voss
I needed salt. Why go up and get it.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I think she. She went to see you at. What the hell is it called? Soul Joel's. When it was outside.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Eleanor Kerrigan
With my brother Johnny.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Eleanor Kerrigan
And she brought you salt?
Rich Voss
She did.
Eleanor Kerrigan
She was so excited.
Rich Voss
I love your sister. She bought me little packets of salt.
Eleanor Kerrigan
She's funny.
Rich Voss
What?
Eleanor Kerrigan
Because she wants his high blood pressure up.
Bobby Kelly
Oh, I'll tell you. So I was supposed to do the room at the Claridge. So right now, no, it was over. So they. So Dice calls me and says, hey, listen, I'm taking you.
Rich Voss
Oh, no, just go with it.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Sorry, I didn't realize he was in a story while we weren't.
Bobby Kelly
Okay, no, no, you're done talking about Saul.
Rich Voss
Yeah, listen, I get. I'm telling you.
Bobby Kelly
Okay, hold on.
Eleanor Kerrigan
The salt of the earth wants to speak.
Rich Voss
Eleanor, he's never been diagnosed. He's ADHD and a smidge autism. And I'm just putting it together.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I wouldn't. I wouldn't insult autistic people like that.
Bobby Kelly
I remember when I met Ellen, she bought me pack. Ellen, Eleanor. Let me pat you.
Rich Voss
Ellen Cleghorn and Ellen.
Eleanor Kerrigan
You guys just want me to be a dyke.
Bobby Kelly
All right, I. Oh, shoot.
Rich Voss
You can say it.
Bobby Kelly
Say that.
Rich Voss
You can't. I can't.
Bobby Kelly
You what? No one's listening.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Oh, good.
Rich Voss
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Wait.
Rich Voss
I'm here to Tickets. We have to go to the. This commercial. We have to go to the sensor. Can we say it?
Jacob
I think that's okay.
Rich Voss
Okay, great.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Bobby Kelly
Hold on.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Richard has a riveting story.
Rich Voss
You can't say captain. No, I'm kidding.
Bobby Kelly
Don't come after me.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I know. I'm sorry. I'm just angry. I. I'm stuck in traffic.
Jacob
I apologize.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I'm ready to kill somebody.
Rich Voss
Can I tell you right now? You know, I think you have the best hair in the business.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Oh, thank you. Really on my nerves.
Rich Voss
You don't think her hair is the. I mean, Christine. Am I crazy?
Christine
No.
Jacob
Great hair.
Rich Voss
You have. You have, like. You have Gen X hair.
Bobby Kelly
I don't see.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Oh, wow.
Bobby Kelly
You have, like.
Rich Voss
You have, like, Charlie's Angel, Gen XY going. Yeah. You have Charlie's Angels 3 Gen X, right? Yeah, you are.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I'll be dead within the hour.
Bobby Kelly
Are you morphing into Howie Mandel?
Rich Voss
I take that as a compliment. You called me a pincushion, now I'm thin. I'll take it as a compliment.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Oh, Jesus.
Rich Voss
You know, this is what. Here's what. I don't know. This is why. This is what bugs me about Rich.
Bobby Kelly
Everything. No, no.
Rich Voss
I love a lot of things about you, okay? You're one of my closest friends.
Bobby Kelly
Yes.
Rich Voss
You're one of the sweetest guys ever. You're cheap. But that's.
Bobby Kelly
Are you crazy?
Rich Voss
I just want to see.
Bobby Kelly
I'm a high roller. That's.
Rich Voss
That has nothing to do with. That's gambling.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Are you judging him on his chains or.
Rich Voss
No, it's not. I don't. I don't mind the chains. I don't mind the watch. I don't mind the bracelet. I just.
Eleanor Kerrigan
A jeweler guy.
Rich Voss
I don't like guys who wear rings. I don't think men should wear rings. I think they're just silly.
Bobby Kelly
Wear one around your neck. Sorry.
Rich Voss
We'll just let that sit there, okay? I mean, we'll let your anger sit there.
Bobby Kelly
I have no anger. I let go and let. God.
Rich Voss
I just don't. Like a raven let live.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I'm not. I'm not a ring per. I'm not a jewelry person. I like.
Bobby Kelly
No, it's true.
Eleanor Kerrigan
That's true, too. You guys. You guys are big watch guys, right?
Bobby Kelly
I used to.
Rich Voss
I have. I have. I have a watch collection. And that's all I wear. I do. I don't even wear wedding. I got Dawn's name tattooed on my finger. I don't even wear wedding.
Bobby Kelly
Where's your watch tonight?
Rich Voss
I forgot it on the counter. I'm bumming. Oh, yeah. But I. I have counter on my counter in My kitchen.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Oh, thank God.
Rich Voss
I have a little island.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I'm sorry. Bragging about your.
Rich Voss
I have an island.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Little creepy. I have an. As a granite.
Rich Voss
Like, what happened is my heated floors in the bathroom sometimes take me away and I forget things.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Yeah.
Rich Voss
You know, but my shower.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Walking on coals all day.
Rich Voss
Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
I gotta get my pool open. This buddy. Go ahead.
Rich Voss
Can you do it after the show?
Eleanor Kerrigan
What does that mean?
Bobby Kelly
The pool. My in ground pool. So you have to have it open.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I like how you say in ground.
Rich Voss
In ground.
Bobby Kelly
I really call it. I. I call it built in. And most people call it in ground. But I grew up calling built in pool like a.
Eleanor Kerrigan
We called it rich. Yeah, you did. Yeah.
Rich Voss
Well, you go up in Philly, right?
Eleanor Kerrigan
Yeah, South Philly. So you had a pool? Pool was. I mean, I ran a pool. I ran a public pool.
Bobby Kelly
Your house is connected.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Yes. My mom still lives in the same house.
Bobby Kelly
Is that like a row home?
Eleanor Kerrigan
Yeah.
Bobby Kelly
That's kind of cool, huh?
Eleanor Kerrigan
It's the best.
Bobby Kelly
She knew everybody on the block.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Sure. You take a shower with your neighbor, you just. You can feel each other up through the wall.
Rich Voss
That's cool. You think a row home is cool?
Bobby Kelly
It is. Back then.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Because why not now?
Bobby Kelly
That's because then. Now you're poor.
Rich Voss
But back then, still poor.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
Still.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Still hanging on.
Bobby Kelly
But back then when a lot of immigrants came over, when a lot Italians were in one section. Irish.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Sure. In Philly, we're still doing that. We're still segregating over there.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah. It's good.
Rich Voss
Voss calls that the good old days.
Bobby Kelly
Yes.
Rich Voss
I call that segregation every time.
Bobby Kelly
Yes. See how far he is over there?
Rich Voss
Just pointed the black glue in the corner. He's not in the corner because we make him sit there. It's.
Bobby Kelly
That's his.
Rich Voss
That's his office space.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I did the.
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Bonnie (Bobby's wife)
I didn't notice.
Eleanor Kerrigan
He disappeared. I didn't know where you went. I thought they kicked you out while we were. So that's up. Messed up.
Rich Voss
You can swear. I don't know what I'm radio. You're good.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Like I know what's happening.
Rich Voss
I. I just don't. I just. The fact that he wears four rings is.
Bobby Kelly
I have five. One. The diamonds are loose.
Eleanor Kerrigan
If he had a body count, would it be okay?
Bobby Kelly
Yeah.
Rich Voss
You mean if he was a rapper or.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Yeah. Or killed someone.
Rich Voss
Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Bobby Kelly
Be fine with that on stage every time.
Rich Voss
Oh, yeah. So you kill thousands of people.
Bobby Kelly
A.
Rich Voss
She said thousands. Because it's not a lot.
Bobby Kelly
No, not at all. She's trying to sell Tickets in Point
Eleanor Kerrigan
Pleasant, New Jersey, if you're listening.
Rich Voss
Ellen. Ellen, Craig Cleghorn and Eleanor.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Please don't Google. They're gonna google Ellen Cleghorn, Ellen DeGeneres and Nancy Kerrigan. No one's gonna come.
Rich Voss
My show, Eleanor is going to be at Uncle Vinnie's this week at Friday and Saturday.
Bobby Kelly
So much fun because it is a great, great room to do crowd work and around. It's just so much fun. I love doing that room.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I did my only album there.
Bobby Kelly
Really?
Eleanor Kerrigan
During the pandemic. Ladylike.
Rich Voss
Didn't you do that with my company? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Thanks, Bobby, for remembering.
Rich Voss
Well, I actually got you the special.
Eleanor Kerrigan
I appreciate it.
Rich Voss
I was like, you got to see this girl because she's the best.
Eleanor Kerrigan
Check this out. Hoe out.
Rich Voss
Check that hoe out.
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Date: May 13, 2026
Podcast Host: SiriusXM Faction Talk 103
This episode of The Bonfire brings together Bobby Kelly and guest co-host (and frequent comic sparring partner) Rich Vos, with appearances from Eleanor Kerrigan. The conversation circles around classic comic banter, generational divides, childhood nostalgia, prepping for emergencies, parenthood anxieties, and — most notably — a prolonged, comically petty argument about an unused electric bike. As always, blunt humor, self-deprecation, and friendly roasting keep the show lively and relatable for anyone familiar with the comedy circuit.
Origin story: Vos spotted Bobby’s boxed e-bike and repeatedly tried to buy it over years — Bobby always said he’d use it soon.
Poking holes in each other's memories of the story.
New Jersey laws regulating such bikes and retroactive justification for not selling.
Comic haggling: offer, counter-offer, friend-price debates.
“You got it as a free gift! Just give it to me!” vs. “It’s worth $2,700, but I’m selling for $1,000!”
Friends keeping score over years, old electronics, and gifts exchanged. Every comic in the room has a petty inventory of who owes what.
This episode is classic Bonfire: a playground for veteran comedians riffing on each other’s flaws, modern parenting, cultural changes, and the type of petty squabble (over a “free” bike) that only true friends can stretch into an entire act. The arrival of Eleanor Kerrigan adds fresh energy and more Philly flavor to the mix.
For listeners, it’s a front-row seat to the rhythms of comedian friendships: sharp, unsparing, and ultimately rooted in decades of shared experience.
Notable Clip:
If you want the definitive "Bonfire" experience, jump to the [24:00 – 41:30] mark for the full “Free Bike” saga, and [44:00+] for survival prepping laughs.