The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Getting Tased with Dave Temple

Date: August 28, 2025
Guests: Dave Temple
Host(s): Big Jay Oakerson (Robert Kelly on break)
Channel: SiriusXM Faction Talk 103

Episode Overview

In this uproarious episode of The Bonfire, Big Jay Oakerson welcomes fellow comedian Dave Temple to the studio while Robert Kelly is away. The pair’s unfiltered, razor-sharp banter dives into tales from the wild world of pro wrestling, harsh realities of growing up in tough neighborhoods, moral gray areas in pop culture, and the unintentional comedy gold found in body cam arrest videos—culminating in a raucous discussion about people (and especially big women) getting tased. No subject is off-limits as Jay and Dave dissect everything from ‘90s dance movies to celebrity crimes, with frequent detours into the absurdity of daily life and stand-up comedy.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. JCW Wrestling & Stephen Flow (00:01–04:06)

• Jay retells the hilarious entrance of wrestler Stephen Flow, “dressed in full grunge” and accompanied by a parody of Pearl Jam’s “Even Flow.”
  • “His walkout song, you’ve heard it, it’s gotta be Even Flow, right? It’s Even Flow. But it just says Stephen Flow… The verses are so funny. Just goes: ‘Stephen, Stephen, Stephen, Stephen…’” (00:50, Jay)
• Conversation veers toward the chaos at Juggalo events—people throwing random objects, including turkey legs, at wrestlers, and the random moments of slapstick schadenfreude.
  • Jay shares an anecdote about a beautiful girl at the event getting hit in the head with an errant water bottle from the crowd, drawing laughs and darkly comic self-awareness.
    • “Whenever a gorgeous girl is humiliated, I don’t know why it brings me such immediate happiness for a minute.” (04:59, Jay)

2. The Harsh Fate of Former Bombshells (04:59–06:43)

• Dave recounts seeing a homeless woman with surprising “old-school track ass” at a subway station, leading to a riff on the fleeting status of the “fun girls” from youth.
  • “And then you realize, oh, this is what happens to hoes… By the time they’re 40, 50, they just die in the subway in Times Square.” (05:37, Dave)
• Jay shares a tour bus memory where a glamorous Jaegermeister model is ‘outed’ as the culprit who defied the cardinal “No shitting on the bus” rule, humbling her in front of crew and comics.
  • “Things have never been bad for you. Look at this, look at me. Now this fat guy knows you just took a dump on my bus.” (06:43, Jay)

3. Neighborhood Pedophiles, Vigilantism & America’s Sex Offender Registry (07:00–13:15)

• The hosts riff on how kids used to identify “the pedophile house” in their neighborhood and how community awareness contrasts with today’s professional, yet sometimes amateurish, sting operations.
  • “We’re not even—there’s not a pedophile in sight and you’re getting yourself worked up.” (07:32, Dave)
  • Jay satirizes true-crime vigilantes who almost amateurishly hunt suspected predators.
  • “Meanwhile, [someone] can just go, ah, that guy flaked, he didn’t show up. Hey, I’m 14 and so horny. Jesus Christ, dude.” (09:09, Jay)
• Jay laments how sex offender lists make house hunting a disturbing exercise.
  • “You’ll never—won’t be able to buy a house anywhere.” (12:20, Jay)
  • Dave adds: “My wife and I, we sit out front… If we had that app, it’d be a problem.” (13:18)

4. True Crime Body Cam Footage & Neighborhood Surveillance (13:29–15:38)

• Both comedians admit to obsessively watching police body cam videos (with Dave tracking them by date to see if he was around), admitting how seeing “body cam justice” satisfies voyeuristic urges.
  • “What I do now—I watch body cams in my neighborhood. And man, it’s a lot going on…” (13:49, Dave)
• Jay reflects on the unique frustration (but also satisfaction) of witnessing drama as a bystander, especially in New York.

5. Black & White Representation: Movies, Music, and Dance (16:00–22:47)

• Tangent into the movie You Got Served sparks a broader discussion about how pop music/dance shaped their aspirations, even as older, out-of-place white guys.
  • “Why won't my friends work on a choreographed dancer team with me? …Wouldn’t that be fucking hilarious and stupid?” (16:44, Jay)
• Jay and Dave bond over nostalgia for Grease and family memories shaped by watching taped versions from TV that censored key scenes, leaving entire songs missing from their childhood viewings.
  • “I never saw ‘Greased Lightning’ ever!” (25:11, Jay)
  • “That’s funny that your childhood was like mine… watching a lot of movies just taped off of television.”* (24:25, Dave)

6. Celebrity Crimes & The Morality of Pop Forgiveness (29:02–35:04)

• The hosts rattle off a list of celebrities who committed serious (and sometimes violent) crimes, marveling at how many are simply forgiven—depending, perhaps, on how annoying the victim is perceived to be.
  • “Mark Wahlberg…went to prison for just beating up two little Vietnamese people.” (32:12, Jay)
  • “That’s the same thing with Halle Berry. She’s fine as [hell], but everyone has put their hands on this…” (33:39, Dave)
  • The Chris Brown/Rihanna incident is debated from a “pop forgiveness” perspective, with a shade of barbed social commentary.
    • “Chris Brown, everyone just let that go. That must be a testament to how annoying Rihanna must have been.” (34:12, Jay)

7. Tased! Body Cam Arrests, Boat Lawlessness, & Viral Clowns (36:09–43:55)

• The episode’s central amusement: people getting tased on body cam videos.
  • Dave shares about a “lake exchange” custody incident where a woman is tased during a boat arrest (38:56).
  • Jay then introduces the iconic “fat lady in bathing suit getting tased” video, noting the remarkable (and hilarious) shift in demeanor afterward.
    • “My hands are behind my back. I'm sorry, that was crazy what I just did.” (clip paraphrased, 41:19, described by Jay)
    • “Never seen someone's emotional turnaround—she puts her own hands behind her back, 'I'm a normal person. This is not me.' I believe her.” (41:19, Jay)
  • Extended riff on why every person in body cam footage is always wearing embarrassing clothes and acting the least presentable that day.
  • Jay and Dave explore the strangely consistent lawlessness on boats, with Jay’s advice: “If you’re dying on the ground, that’s what I would be: throw my laptop in the ocean, clear my search history and blow up my laptop in the ocean.” (43:21)

8. Airplane Freakouts, First-Class Grievances, and Trans Flight Attendants (44:05–49:50)

• The trend of viral airplane freakout videos, many of which turn out to be fake, is dissected.
  • “Finding out that all those airplane freakout videos, 90% of them are fake… is a bummer.” (44:05, Jay)
• Dave recounts a personal brush with trouble on flights, joking his only first-class grievance is having a “grizzled” or “trans” flight attendant instead of “Emirates supermodels.”
  • “For a first class ticket, give the trans to the people back in gen pop. I don’t want you bringing over my grill-lined chicken…” (46:14, Jay)
  • “Not talking about Thai lady boy beautiful. We’re talking about built Ford tough.” (46:27, Dave)
  • Both riff on the unattainable perfection of flight attendants on airlines from the UAE, compared to U.S. airlines.
• Comedy about the expectations of first-class—how even the “plush” accommodations pale in comparison to home, and complaining about “being hit with the cart” or malfunctioning seats.

9. Closing Banter & Upcoming Shows (52:00–53:30)

• Jay and Dave plug upcoming stand-up dates and podcasts, chiding their own audiences and keeping the humor as biting and irreverent as ever.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On amateur pedophile hunters:
  “Courtney Elizabeth can just go, ‘Ah, that guy flaked. He didn’t show up. Hey, I’m 14 and so horny.’ Jesus Christ, dude.” (09:09, Jay)
• On neighborhood wisdom:
  “Usually, we play between that driveway and that driveway. Don’t go near that house. Cause he’s a pedophile.” (10:00, Dave)
• On the rapid decline of 'fun girls':
  “You realize, oh, this is what happens to hoes…by the time they’re 40, 50, they just die in the subway in Times Square.” (05:37, Dave)
• On getting tased & instant remorse:
  “Never seen someone’s emotional turnaround…she was like, ‘That was crazy, I should not have done that. This is not me.’” (41:19, Jay)
• On first-class service:
  “For a first class ticket, give the trans to the people back in gen pop.” (46:14, Jay) “Not talking about Thai lady boy beautiful. We’re talking built Ford tough.” (46:27, Dave)

TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY SEGMENTS

• Stephen Flow wrestling & Juggalo chaos: 00:01–04:06
• Bombshells to homelessness: 04:59–06:43
• Neighborhood pedophile stories: 07:00–13:15
• Body cam obsession & neighborhood crime: 13:29–15:38
• Dance movies & ‘Grease’ on VHS: 16:00–25:11
• Celebrity felony roundup: 29:02–35:04
• Body cam tasing, boats & lawlessness: 36:09–43:55
• Plane freakouts & first class tales: 44:05–49:50
• Show plugs & closing banter: 52:00–53:30

Tone & Summary

The conversation is candid, deeply irreverent, and packed with the comics' signature blend of brutal honesty and off-the-cuff riffs. Jay and Dave riff fearlessly through topics taboo and trivial, with jagged, insightful wit and no pretense. Whether lampooning the absurdity of viral videos, reflecting on the oddities of their upbringing, or unearthing forgotten pop-culture crimes, their humor is part nostalgia, part social commentary, and always uncompromisingly sharp. This episode is a quintessential snapshot of The Bonfire: unpredictable, hilarious, and bluntly real—held together by the duo’s undeniable chemistry and mutual affection for life’s darkly comic absurdities.