Podcast Summary: "Go Corey Go!"
The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly
Date: December 5, 2025
Episode Focus: Corey Feldman's Turn on "Dancing on Ice," Celebrity Downfalls, and Hollywood Gossip
Main Theme
This episode revolves around Corey Feldman's appearance on "Dancing on Ice" and the anticipation and humor surrounding his performance. Big Jay Oakerson, Robert Kelly, and regulars Christine and Jacob discuss Corey’s prospects, reminisce about 90s pop culture, and spiral into hysterical commentary on celebrities' personal and professional downfalls—particularly focusing on Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, and their infamous circle. The tone is classic Bonfire: irreverent, quick-witted, and heavy on comedians riffing together.
Key Discussion Points
1. Corey Feldman on "Dancing on Ice"
[02:19]
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Christine reveals Corey Feldman was on "Dancing on Ice" in 2012, sparking incredulity and hilarity from the group.
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Jay and Bobby immediately riff on Feldman’s skating abilities.
- Jay: “Does Corey Feldman have the exact look and body for an ice skater?”
- Bobby: “He is perfect... I'd love to have a belt that thin.”
- Jay: “The guy's definitely got Brian Boitano face.”
(03:10)
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The crew pokes fun at Feldman’s intensity and lack of a smile during performances.
- Bobby: "He's forgetting a smile, though. He's so intense." (03:55)
- Jacob: “He's using her as the stabilizer.” (03:59)
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Deep-dive into ice skating jargon, with Jay referencing the movie "The Cutting Edge" for his "toe pick" knowledge.
- Jay: "From the film The Cutting Edge." (04:37)
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They wager on whether Corey will break out Michael Jackson dance moves in his routine.
- Bobby: "He might break into it... in this song." (12:29)
- Jay: "Or you throw it forward, let him do his impression, and get him another week." (12:45)
- Jacob: "He's gonna hold off and it's gonna hit." (13:42)
2. Viewing the Secret Rehearsal Clip
[17:33]
- The group gets a sneak peek at a rehearsal video sent by an anonymous tipster, debating whether to spoil the surprise or watch it live.
- Hilarity ensues as they analyze every move, confirm Michael Jackson-style dancing, and react with mock amazement.
- Bobby: “Oh, he tried to moonwalk a little!” (17:48)
- Jay: “He hit those dance moves like Emmanuel Lewis.” (18:37)
- Bobby: “My God couldn’t help himself. And let me tell you something. It works. It works.” (18:48)
3. Celebrity Downfalls: Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, and Hollywood Realness
[25:16]
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Jay and Bobby riff on the Charlie Sheen documentary, focusing on Sheen’s downfall, honesty, and former spouse Denise Richards’ drastic life changes.
- Jay (on Denise Richards): “That woman aged 30 years in five years.” (28:21)
- Bobby: “Alcohol. That's alcohol face.” (28:18)
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The gang discusses Denise's infamous hoarding, her messy house, and the humor in celebrity hardships.
- Jacob: “Buddy, it's a $3.5 million house and it's a train wreck.” (28:42)
- Jay: “There's nothing better than a celebrity not living well.” (33:57)
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Extended riff on Richards’ notorious Playboy “bush,” morphing into outrageous banter over body hair styles and 90s nudity in movies.
- Jay: “Some call it a bush, I call it hoarding pubes. She won't get rid of them.” (36:33)
- Bobby: “You got to have a flat tummy to have a high bush.” (33:24)
4. Corey Feldman/Charlie Sheen/Corey Haim Rumors
[39:30]
- Jay addresses Feldman’s allegations from the Sheen documentary, expressing skepticism and commiserating with the public’s general disbelief.
- Jay: “We know Corey Feldman... He's been called out as a liar many times on a bunch of goofy... And Corey Haim's own mother was like, after Corey Feldman made that claim... ‘That guy's a clown. He's just saying stuff to say stuff.’” (40:18-40:36)
- They riff on the details of the infamous accusation (e.g., the Crisco rumor), mocking its sensational and implausible aspects.
- Bobby: “Who has Crisco? Watch Ladies. Yeah. Did he go to craft service? Hey, man, let me get some Crisco.” (40:53-41:03)
5. Nostalgia, Movie References, and Callback Jokes
- Constant references to classic films (“Cutting Edge,” “Fire in the Sky,” “Starship Troopers,” “Wild Things,” “Stone Age”), and deep-cut TV trivia (“C16: FBI,” “NYPD Blue”).
- The team routinely derails into absurd asides—about action figures, pubic hair, or actors’ careers unraveling ("You go from movie star to TV... this is the fall apart." (08:00-08:05))
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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Jay on Feldman’s skating:
"No, the guy’s definitely got Brian Boitano face." (03:17)
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Jay, explaining his figure-skating knowledge:
"From the film The Cutting Edge, where D.B. Sweeney and Moira Kelly fell in love..." (04:37)
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Bobby on Corey Feldman's intensity:
"He's forgetting a smile, though. He's so intense. He's not smiling." (03:55)
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Jay, half-joking about injuries:
"I hope he tries to hit a fucking toe stand and just breaks his fucking ankles." (15:13)
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Jay on Denise Richards:
“That woman aged 30 years in five years.” (28:21)
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On Denise Richards’ house:
"Buddy, it's a $3.5 million house, and it's a train wreck." (28:42) "There's nothing better than a celebrity not living well." (33:57)
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Jay, encapsulating Bonfire loyalty:
“Go, Corey. Go, Corey. Hashtag Go, Corey.” (43:15)
Important Timestamps
- 01:37 - Jay opens with banter on menthol cigarettes and Canada's policies, setting the irreverent tone.
- 02:19–05:00 - Discovery and discussion of Corey Feldman's "Dancing on Ice" appearance.
- 10:00–13:00 - Debating Corey’s Michael Jackson moves; side-tracked into Goonies and house flooding stories.
- 17:33 - Sneak peek at Corey’s rehearsal clip; play-by-play reactions.
- 25:16–33:00 - Deep dive into the Sheen-Doc, Denise Richards’ saga, celebrity “fall apart” stories.
- 36:33–40:00 - Extended riffing on celebrity nudity, bodies, and 90s pop culture.
- 42:01 - Final rallying cry: "Tonight is the night" for Corey on Dancing on Ice.
Final Thoughts
True to The Bonfire's brand, this episode is a non-stop swirl of nostalgia, celebrity gossip, and comedy club camaraderie—fueled by relentless riffing and gleeful tangents. At its heart is the group's joyous support for Corey Feldman’s latest TV stunt, brimming with affectionate mockery and playful bets about his inevitable Michael Jackson tributes. If you missed it, the conversation delivers sharp humor, absurd observations, and a vivid snapshot of comedians delightedly off-leash.
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