Go Corey Go!

Summary

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Podcast Summary: "Go Corey Go!"

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly
Date: December 5, 2025
Episode Focus: Corey Feldman's Turn on "Dancing on Ice," Celebrity Downfalls, and Hollywood Gossip

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Main Theme

This episode revolves around Corey Feldman's appearance on "Dancing on Ice" and the anticipation and humor surrounding his performance. Big Jay Oakerson, Robert Kelly, and regulars Christine and Jacob discuss Corey’s prospects, reminisce about 90s pop culture, and spiral into hysterical commentary on celebrities' personal and professional downfalls—particularly focusing on Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, and their infamous circle. The tone is classic Bonfire: irreverent, quick-witted, and heavy on comedians riffing together.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Corey Feldman on "Dancing on Ice"

[02:19]

• Christine reveals Corey Feldman was on "Dancing on Ice" in 2012, sparking incredulity and hilarity from the group.

• Jay and Bobby immediately riff on Feldman’s skating abilities.

  • Jay: “Does Corey Feldman have the exact look and body for an ice skater?”
  • Bobby: “He is perfect... I'd love to have a belt that thin.”
  • Jay: “The guy's definitely got Brian Boitano face.”
    (03:10)

• The crew pokes fun at Feldman’s intensity and lack of a smile during performances.

  • Bobby: "He's forgetting a smile, though. He's so intense." (03:55)
  • Jacob: “He's using her as the stabilizer.” (03:59)

• Deep-dive into ice skating jargon, with Jay referencing the movie "The Cutting Edge" for his "toe pick" knowledge.

  • Jay: "From the film The Cutting Edge." (04:37)

• They wager on whether Corey will break out Michael Jackson dance moves in his routine.

  • Bobby: "He might break into it... in this song." (12:29)
  • Jay: "Or you throw it forward, let him do his impression, and get him another week." (12:45)
  • Jacob: "He's gonna hold off and it's gonna hit." (13:42)

2. Viewing the Secret Rehearsal Clip

[17:33]

• The group gets a sneak peek at a rehearsal video sent by an anonymous tipster, debating whether to spoil the surprise or watch it live.
• Hilarity ensues as they analyze every move, confirm Michael Jackson-style dancing, and react with mock amazement.
  • Bobby: “Oh, he tried to moonwalk a little!” (17:48)
  • Jay: “He hit those dance moves like Emmanuel Lewis.” (18:37)
  • Bobby: “My God couldn’t help himself. And let me tell you something. It works. It works.” (18:48)

3. Celebrity Downfalls: Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, and Hollywood Realness

[25:16]

• Jay and Bobby riff on the Charlie Sheen documentary, focusing on Sheen’s downfall, honesty, and former spouse Denise Richards’ drastic life changes.

  • Jay (on Denise Richards): “That woman aged 30 years in five years.” (28:21)
  • Bobby: “Alcohol. That's alcohol face.” (28:18)

• The gang discusses Denise's infamous hoarding, her messy house, and the humor in celebrity hardships.

  • Jacob: “Buddy, it's a $3.5 million house and it's a train wreck.” (28:42)
  • Jay: “There's nothing better than a celebrity not living well.” (33:57)

• Extended riff on Richards’ notorious Playboy “bush,” morphing into outrageous banter over body hair styles and 90s nudity in movies.

  • Jay: “Some call it a bush, I call it hoarding pubes. She won't get rid of them.” (36:33)
  • Bobby: “You got to have a flat tummy to have a high bush.” (33:24)

4. Corey Feldman/Charlie Sheen/Corey Haim Rumors

[39:30]

• Jay addresses Feldman’s allegations from the Sheen documentary, expressing skepticism and commiserating with the public’s general disbelief.
  • Jay: “We know Corey Feldman... He's been called out as a liar many times on a bunch of goofy... And Corey Haim's own mother was like, after Corey Feldman made that claim... ‘That guy's a clown. He's just saying stuff to say stuff.’” (40:18-40:36)
• They riff on the details of the infamous accusation (e.g., the Crisco rumor), mocking its sensational and implausible aspects.
  • Bobby: “Who has Crisco? Watch Ladies. Yeah. Did he go to craft service? Hey, man, let me get some Crisco.” (40:53-41:03)

5. Nostalgia, Movie References, and Callback Jokes

• Constant references to classic films (“Cutting Edge,” “Fire in the Sky,” “Starship Troopers,” “Wild Things,” “Stone Age”), and deep-cut TV trivia (“C16: FBI,” “NYPD Blue”).
• The team routinely derails into absurd asides—about action figures, pubic hair, or actors’ careers unraveling ("You go from movie star to TV... this is the fall apart." (08:00-08:05))

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jay on Feldman’s skating:

  "No, the guy’s definitely got Brian Boitano face." (03:17)

• Jay, explaining his figure-skating knowledge:

  "From the film The Cutting Edge, where D.B. Sweeney and Moira Kelly fell in love..." (04:37)

• Bobby on Corey Feldman's intensity:

  "He's forgetting a smile, though. He's so intense. He's not smiling." (03:55)

• Jay, half-joking about injuries:

  "I hope he tries to hit a fucking toe stand and just breaks his fucking ankles." (15:13)

• Jay on Denise Richards:

  “That woman aged 30 years in five years.” (28:21)

• On Denise Richards’ house:

  "Buddy, it's a $3.5 million house, and it's a train wreck." (28:42) "There's nothing better than a celebrity not living well." (33:57)

• Jay, encapsulating Bonfire loyalty:

  “Go, Corey. Go, Corey. Hashtag Go, Corey.” (43:15)

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Important Timestamps

• 01:37 - Jay opens with banter on menthol cigarettes and Canada's policies, setting the irreverent tone.
• 02:19–05:00 - Discovery and discussion of Corey Feldman's "Dancing on Ice" appearance.
• 10:00–13:00 - Debating Corey’s Michael Jackson moves; side-tracked into Goonies and house flooding stories.
• 17:33 - Sneak peek at Corey’s rehearsal clip; play-by-play reactions.
• 25:16–33:00 - Deep dive into the Sheen-Doc, Denise Richards’ saga, celebrity “fall apart” stories.
• 36:33–40:00 - Extended riffing on celebrity nudity, bodies, and 90s pop culture.
• 42:01 - Final rallying cry: "Tonight is the night" for Corey on Dancing on Ice.

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Final Thoughts

True to The Bonfire's brand, this episode is a non-stop swirl of nostalgia, celebrity gossip, and comedy club camaraderie—fueled by relentless riffing and gleeful tangents. At its heart is the group's joyous support for Corey Feldman’s latest TV stunt, brimming with affectionate mockery and playful bets about his inevitable Michael Jackson tributes. If you missed it, the conversation delivers sharp humor, absurd observations, and a vivid snapshot of comedians delightedly off-leash.

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Transcript

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[Jacob]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sick and tired of no menthol cigarettes. I'm sick and tired of no menthol cigarettes. What the is with you, Canada? What the is with you, Canada?

I'm not sure, Bobby. You don't understand the plight of the black man.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I really understand revolution.

[Robert Kelly]

I really don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The way a couple of brothers like us had to.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Talking to you, Black Lou. I'm looking at you, Black Lou. A couple brothers like me and you?

[Robert Kelly]

Hell yeah, you guys. Neither one of you have been through a revolution.

Guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is this?

[Robert Kelly]

You guys went go kart driving when you Were kids. You guys are both mini golf babies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is this? Christine?

[Christine]

So I. I don't know how we didn't know this, or we did know it. We forgot about it. But in 2012, Corey was on Dancing on Ice.

[Robert Kelly]

On Ice?

[Christine]

Yeah. Camper reached out.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Christine]

And said, I checked out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I checked out on this show because the only interesting thing was that Buffy the Vampire Slayer her skating partner and ruined both of their lives.

[Christine]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Wait.

[Christine]

Sarah Michelle Geller?

[Jacob]

Geller?

[Christine]

No, original Buffy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The original Buffy. Christy Swanson.

[Christine]

That's not Buffy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To me.

[Robert Kelly]

To me is Buffy. That's Buffy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Almost exclusively Buffy. She was in that one movie with Charlie Sheen.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she was also an episode of Psych, I believe.

[Jacob]

I thought she was a great Buffy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was a fantastic Buffy.

[Robert Kelly]

Does Corey Feldman have the exact look and body for an ice skater?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, he is perfect.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. No, the guy's definitely got Brian Boitano face.

[Robert Kelly]

He does. I would love to have a belt that thin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, me? Yeah. Take it.

[Robert Kelly]

He learned to skate for this?

[Christine]

Yeah. I bet he knew.

[Robert Kelly]

I bet he knew how, by the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Way, so far, they're pretty much just. Pretty much. So far, they're just skating.

[Robert Kelly]

They're skating pretty good, which is more.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Than I can do.

[Robert Kelly]

He pulled.

[Jacob]

This is terrible skating.

[Christine]

Yes.

[Jacob]

This is.

[Christine]

I mean, if. One month in lessons, the rink together. It's cute.

[Jacob]

She's doing all the work.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's really just kind of like. He's just kind of skating.

[Robert Kelly]

He's forgetting a smile, though. He's so intense. He's not smiling.

[Jacob]

He's using her as the stabilizer.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, look, he's counting. Five, six, seven. Five, six, seven, Spin, spin. Six, seven, Twist, grab, pull in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, break it down. Dude. Here he goes. Tell you what.

[Robert Kelly]

Not bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's fine. This is not where he's gonna shine. They clipped his wings and told him to fly. That's not the move. You got to let this guy have his full Michael Jackson repertoire. You can't. Michael Jackson on ice.

[Robert Kelly]

He just did it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he just toe picked.

[Robert Kelly]

First of all, how do you know ice skating terms?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

From the film the Cutting Edge.

[Robert Kelly]

Weirdo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The film the cutting edge, where D.B. sweeney and Moira Kelly fell in love while being thrust together as D.B. sweeney. A disgraced. Maybe hockey player. A disgraced hockey player has to go into the world of competitive team figure skating, and he's teamed up with. Hang on. He's teamed up with Moira Kelly, and they put it together and.

[Robert Kelly]

Is Lou bringing up information for you? Are you just remembering this DB Sweeney.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And Moira Kelly's Facts.

[Robert Kelly]

Is this from your brain?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you know anything else about Moira Kelly? She was also in the Twin Peaks film. Not the series, but she plays Donna Packard.

Laura Palmer's best friend.

[Robert Kelly]

What was another movie D.B. sweeney was in?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That stupid one where they all got. Fire in the sky. Where they all got a. Yeah. Abducted.

[Robert Kelly]

Abducted, yeah.

[Jacob]

Wasn't Young Guns.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

DB Sweeney may have been in. Young. Oh, I think. Was he in. He may have been in Tombstone a little bit now.

[Robert Kelly]

He was not in Tombstone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go to D.B. sweeney's IMDb, please.

[Robert Kelly]

He fell off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Physically.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he looked bad.

[Robert Kelly]

He doesn't. He. Poof. Yeah, but he had weird teeth back then, too. He had those, like. His teeth were all rotten back then, I guess.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's in a film. Bone Lake.

[Robert Kelly]

Really?

[Christine]

Now, Wait, who's the guy that teaches the open mics at comic strip?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

D.B. sweeney.

[Christine]

No. What's his name, though? Is it Sweeney?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

D.F. sweedler.

[Jacob]

Oh, eight men out. He's in that?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. He played Shoeless Joe.

[Jacob]

Yep. That was good in that. He was.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, everybody was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he was also in Lonesome Dove. He was great in that.

[Robert Kelly]

It's easy to play an old baseball player.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What else was he in? Two Tickets of Paradise was fantastic in that.

[Robert Kelly]

He's going to be humble.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was in Megalopolis. He was a reserv. He was a revelation in Megalopolis. He was in the film Be Positive. The. The Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre.

[Robert Kelly]

Empire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Show Empire.

[Robert Kelly]

The Two Dumb Mix.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, that's a short.

See all, please. I want to see where it fell apart. Keep going down.

[Christine]

Is that a TV series about keep ice going down?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The word ice was around before this department.

[Robert Kelly]

It fell off pretty.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right. Chirac. Yeah.

[Jacob]

You got to go to the 90s.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well, I want to see where if. Yeah, but he's.

[Robert Kelly]

What do you play? Taken to Bernie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Whatever that means. Go down to the 90s. Christine, please.

[Christine]

I thought you said you wanted to see where it fell off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I do.

[Jacob]

We know where it starts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know it starts in the 90s, so it's. That's. Stop there. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

His hair was thinning.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was close to £300. The other way.

[Robert Kelly]

Is he describing me?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right. The cutting edge. That's where we all fell in love with him.

[Robert Kelly]

How did Corey just describe me in the background? Did I hear that? Was that you? My voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fire in this. Fire in the sky.

[Robert Kelly]

Fire in the sky was a big one. That was a big movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was in here. No Evil.

[Jacob]

He's good. In Memphis.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was in Spawn.

[Robert Kelly]

Spawn. I like Spawn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right. He was in C16 FBI for 13 episodes. So he had a good run there. Then he got canceled or he was let go, but he popped on episode of NYPD Blue.

[Robert Kelly]

This is when you start going. You go from a movie star. When you go from a movie star to tv.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's a voice in a thing called Dinosaur is when.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, there you go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is it. This is the fall apart.

[Robert Kelly]

I say it's before that.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

It's when he started doing tv.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's. I'm saying, it's like, right after the last thing may have been.

The last thing that may have been a big deal.

Fire in the sky. Fire in the sky. He's the one. He's the one that got abducted, too. He is in the movie.

[Christine]

He's.

[Robert Kelly]

The guy was incredible.

His timing was incredible.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So. All right, back to Dancing with the Stars, please.

[Robert Kelly]

How do we get on that? D.B. sweeney.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

D.B. sweeney.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You asked me how I found out about toe picking. The film cutting edge, starring D.B.

[Robert Kelly]

Sweeney and Moira Kelly, was toe picking in that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Is that where you got it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They point out what the thing about the difference in the ice skates are is that the. The ice skaters have toe pick. They have toe picks. Or the ice or the hockey players have toe picks.

[Robert Kelly]

What a weird. I've seen that movie a bunch of times. What a weird thing to retain.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Toe picking. That was. That was the moment it made it in the movie. That made it real for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

When you were like, oh, this is. This is. This could be real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really, the whole point of the movie was just to get a sense of who Moira Kelly was. Like, so I can see her as a celebrity so that I can go back and watch in Twin Peaks, Fire Walk With Me, when they got two guys, different guys at the same time, just sucking her titties.

[Robert Kelly]

There's the house, by the way they're redoing it. It's actually gay couple. It's a gay couple with kids that are redoing the whole thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It looks like an AI image of what they could have made Christine's haunted aunt's house look like in Rhode Island.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. They have all the bikes. If you go there, they have the bikes. All the bikes from the Goonies are out there, and they have one, I think, the. The car, the Jeep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is there a sloth?

[Robert Kelly]

I don't think so.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is there a tunnel that goes down to the Fratelli's?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Runner.

[Jacob]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's available.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, sweet.

[Robert Kelly]

You have to sign a waiver though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's too modern. Oh, that looks like a total flooding house. Yeah, that's a flooding problem, though.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's up on a hill. It's on a hill. It's above.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right there.

[Robert Kelly]

It's above sea level, dude. What do you mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You've never been had your life destroyed by water before?

[Robert Kelly]

That's true. Dude, that's so funny. I was busy just carrying a box through water up to your tits.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it was. It was the dog.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, the dog.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, in my. In my hands and in my computer bag. With all your neck. Yeah. Yes. I was gonna need that porn in the bathroom of Carla's friend's house we were about to stay at for a month and a half.

[Robert Kelly]

So glad you're moved on and you're happy now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That stunk. Yeah, Goonies never die.

[Robert Kelly]

Nope.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, my lawyer. It's our lawyer.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Oh, you with Chunk, too?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, not anymore. But I love Jeff.

[Robert Kelly]

I love Jeff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So Corey Feldman needs to be moved through on this. Vote early, vote often, vote a lot. Please.

[Robert Kelly]

Is there any dancing that we can get a little preview of? Is there something on his Instagram? Well, anything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We may have got a little secret little info. A little something on the back end.

[Robert Kelly]

What do you mean by that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're giving an anonymous tip.

[Robert Kelly]

Anonymous tip?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, an anonymous little video was sent to us.

[Robert Kelly]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

From set.

That we'll put out.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, so it's just for us to watch and drive everybody nuts at home.

This is rehearsal.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you get sued.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Rehearsals.

[Robert Kelly]

I.

Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. Rehearsal sucks.

[Robert Kelly]

This is a. I don't want to watch it. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't want to ruin it. I want to watch it tonight.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then we'll go back and watch this.

[Robert Kelly]

Buddy, if we watch this right now.

[Jacob]

What a tease.

[Robert Kelly]

I know, but if we see that. Okay, stop. I'm just gonna say you can watch it. Guys, if we watch this right now.

Jay had made a bet with everybody in this room last week that he thinks he's going to do some.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's already wrong.

[Robert Kelly]

Michael. Jack. But you don't know. In there somewhere he could do something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's already against. What I was saying was.

[Robert Kelly]

But in the middle of the song, it killed Bump. Stop. And then go into the. You know what I mean, Michael Jackson thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Very possible.

[Robert Kelly]

But you're right. You said the whole thing is going to come out guns and blazing. Yeah, so?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So he's not to. Michael Jackson just yet.

[Robert Kelly]

But he might break into it in this song. We could take that bet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's very possible.

[Robert Kelly]

Does he do something Michael Jackson esque in the opening night or does he hold it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Michael, Jackie, Janet, what do you think? I don't know. It looks like they're going to try to take him out of that first round and see if maybe they were going to do one or two things with the Michael Jackson shit. Throw it forward, best foot forward. Let him go out there and do his impression and I'll get him another week. Or you try to believe that Andy Richter is a. Is a big fat goof and everybody else is going to falter and look weird and the, the gymnast chick is going to be too muscly for her partner and it's going to. That it all crumbles. That he can move, he can coast a few weeks and then when you need it, Michael Jackson.

[Robert Kelly]

Is that what you think he's going to do? Are you making that call?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I'm saying I think it's one of. One of those two though.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob, what do you think he's gonna do? You think any MJ's coming out tonight?

[Jacob]

I don't think so because. Only because it looks like this is a theme. Like they all have to do like Latin Week or something.

[Robert Kelly]

That's what I think too. They have to do theme.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We looked it up.

[Jacob]

He's gonna hold off and it's gonna hit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We looked it up. It's been back and forth through the years. Years ago it used to be a theme night. Everyone did a theme night. Sometimes there's an elimination first week, sometimes there isn't. And he said now it seems they've been letting them do more of like a self expression. Like, like they kind of do pick the kind of dance they want to do.

[Robert Kelly]

You don't think if he's picking it himself. You don't think that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know if that's the rules anymore.

[Jacob]

If he gets to, if he gets to pick himself freestyle. Freestyle.

[Robert Kelly]

He does a little bit of what she says to get the judge and then I say he goes and does his thing at some point and shows them what he's got. Well, I mean I did think of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Most of the moves myself.

[Jacob]

I think he's going to hold it for like a secret weapon.

[Robert Kelly]

I agree. He's gonna be Billie Jean.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you think that he holds it for a secret weapon but you don't think he gives a little bit of it, A little taste of it? In the first night. Do you think he's gonna come out and just do what he's told?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think, you think he's gonna bang? Not one Jackson esque move. He's every. Every week. I assume that's coming. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Not one little hip thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's no way.

[Jacob]

I mean, it's just in him. But you're like, moonwalk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he's not gonna moonwalk, I don't think.

[Jacob]

But I'm not gonna robot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, but he's definitely gonna. No, he's definitely gonna do like a. Like a ground. Like a point to the ground kind of thing or shoulder. Like one of his shoulder things.

[Jacob]

All right, he's going to do that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

You think he's gonna. So we all agree that he's gonna do something, mj?

[Jacob]

Yes, absolutely, if that's what I hope.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He tries to hit a fucking toe stand and just breaks his fucking ankles.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Robert Kelly]

Just snaps his ankle and his little. Fuck, his sparkly socks turn red.

[Jacob]

Man. The dance now.

[Robert Kelly]

Has any. Has anybody ever gotten hurt on the show? Yes, people have gotten, like, injured where they. They're out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow. Okay. So maybe for sure that could happen. Even the professionals get injured, huh?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It turns out it's more dangerous than you think, being gay.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, it's been pretty dangerous since the 80s.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. Why? Tell me why. I've been having raw dog sex since 87. Why? What's the why? What happened?

[Christine]

I like queers.

[Robert Kelly]

I do, too, Christine. I do, too. That's why we're bag sluts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Misty May Trainer had to withdraw after an Achilles tendon.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tom delay had both of his feet fractured. And Christian De la Fuente broke his arm live on television during a performance. What kind of performances are these?

[Robert Kelly]

You don't think. You think he's gonna break something doing some MJ stuff? I mean.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Now we can watch it now. Do you want to watch the clip now?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You do that. You do?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Because I did get a little taste of it. It got exciting, but I felt any change. Anytime I feel that much excitement, I have to pump the brakes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got you.

[Robert Kelly]

You know what I mean? Because I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're gonna come early if it's right or wrong. No. You want to give me a good showing?

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. What do you think? Should we watch it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd watch it.

[Robert Kelly]

So we. All right, let's watch it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's going to be different tonight when the audience. Here's why. Look at it from this perspective, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Why is she pinching her nose right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All he knows.

[Jacob]

I don't.

[Christine]

Sorry. I have hiccups.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm trying to get rid of them. Oh, please. Keep them for the whole show. Oh, please. Just in the background.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What this will be exciting to see is. See how he does here on rehearsals. You can't focus on me because you're looking at Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

I just wanted to hiccup again.

[Christine]

I think I did it.

[Robert Kelly]

Damn it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, if we watch this.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We can see, like, if he gets better or falters for the live show. This is rehearsals, and it's happening tonight.

[Robert Kelly]

That's true. You know what? You make a great point, Jason. Can I call you Jason? You sure can, J.J. son.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like it. Christine, hit play.

[Jacob]

Corey's stealing Josh's platinum blonde hair.

[Robert Kelly]

As of now, he's just standing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, this is the song.

[Robert Kelly]

This is bad.

[Jacob]

Joel.

[Robert Kelly]

It's Billy Joel song.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh. Oh, he tried to moonwalk a little.

[Robert Kelly]

Wait a minute.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, this is very exciting.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, good form. Pretty good. Very, very rigid, right? Very rigid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think he almost fell and grabbed her.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Robert Kelly]

Michael jackson.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Holy.

[Jacob]

Man, was I wrong.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not even gonna tell you what happened. Let's not even tell him what happened at home.

[Robert Kelly]

No. Wow, wow, wow, wow. That was. I'm so glad we watched that. That was awesome.

[Christine]

That was better than what we could have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was not better. And I would say it's like, oh, my God. He hit those dance moves like Emmanuel Lewis.

[Robert Kelly]

There's no way. Oh, my God.

[Jacob]

Why did I doubt he would do that?

[Robert Kelly]

My God couldn't help himself. And let me tell you something. It works. It works.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do not.

[Robert Kelly]

I got hit with both those bullets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everybody. Don't get upset with us. Don't get upset with. Don't get upset with us for not telling you.

[Robert Kelly]

I got hit right in the chest with both of those. Both of those bullets. My God, that was perfect. Well, they grew up dancing together, so it's a similar style.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't tell anybody, but everyone know in the middle of this dance, you're going to be satisfied. You will find satisfaction.

[Robert Kelly]

That was so good.

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[Jacob]

When is this show on tonight?

[Christine]

Tonight, 8 o', clock, ABC and Disney Plus. It says and then Hulu tomorrow. But does that mean we can watch it on Disney plus tonight?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yo, but here's it. Yeah, you can also watch it on. Recorded on YouTube TV.

[Christine]

Okay, good.

[Robert Kelly]

You know, here's. You can watch it on your little thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Watch it on your little thing.

[Robert Kelly]

Cable.

[Christine]

Yeah, ABC, 8 o'.

[Jacob]

Clock.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, but now here's the question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Because we are waiting for this. We're anticipating it and what we wanted happened. Now the judges, do they know Corey's background with the dancing? Do you think they understand when he whips out this stuff, are they going to look at it like he's doing cheesy Michael Jackson shit? Are they going to be like, there's the Corey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We know we're circumventing the judges. We're going around them, around them, and we're going to vote him in. The judges will know there's a mockery happening. The other dancers will know there's a mockery happening. There's one person in this world who will have no idea there's a mockery going on. Go on, take a guess.

[Robert Kelly]

Corey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Corey Feldman. It's gonna be him. There's enough negativity in the world. Yeah. There is.

[Robert Kelly]

There is, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There is. It is.

[Robert Kelly]

Is it bad that I'm gonna vote for him because I like it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a wrong move.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you're doing the right thing. Whatever gets you in that booth. I want to talk a little bit because it ties into Corey Feldman. But when I watch the.

[Robert Kelly]

Your fingernail polish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My fingernail polish ties into him? It goes right into him.

[Robert Kelly]

It matches his hair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They.

[Robert Kelly]

You should dye your hair. Like, if he wins.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

If he goes to the finals. Striking blonde, and we make this happen. You should just put your. You should do your hair like crazy blonde. Just platinum blonde, like Corey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll be a bombshell for a minute.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It'll be a bombshell.

[Robert Kelly]

You're a bombshell right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I watched all the Charlie Sheen documentary.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You watch it all? You finish it?

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't finish it, but I got through a lot of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you get to the Corey stuff?

[Robert Kelly]

Didn't get to the Corey stuff, but I. I watched the first one and then half of the second one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Somewhere in the second one. You watched them both, right?

[Robert Kelly]

No, I didn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You didn't watch either yet?

[Robert Kelly]

I got rid of Netflix.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got rid of Netflix? Why? Because they're racist. They didn't give Monique enough money.

[Robert Kelly]

I never watch it. And the Monique thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. And also you're pissed off about Monique not getting what she deserves a little bit. Gave that white girl $20 million.

[Robert Kelly]

Come on now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you watch it, Jacob?

[Jacob]

I didn't have Netflix now. I got Netflix now, so I haven't watched it yet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You just got Netflix?

[Robert Kelly]

That was the weirdest no I've ever.

[Jacob]

Heard in my life.

[Robert Kelly]

What are you, my son? I got. I lost Netflix, but I have Netflix, so now I watch it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did Lou give you his Netflix?

[Jacob]

No, I got my own.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You just picked it back up. Oh, I know what happened. Everybody got booted off their family's Netflix. That's what happened, isn't it? That. It is happening. That did happen, yeah. Jacob had to get his own Netflix. That's hilarious.

[Robert Kelly]

It's nine bucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They get you. They get you.

[Robert Kelly]

I did. What? I watched a lot of it. It's. It's really good. And he's. He's amazing in it. He's so good at just.

He's owning all his. Which I love. And he's so honest about it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's honest. It's very unlikable. Is that Christine's computer?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, coming through her headphones. You're fine.

She's ordering bags, something. How do you not hear that? Oh, she doesn't have her headphones on. That's what's called.

[Christine]

I'm queuing. I didn't know he could.

[Robert Kelly]

Don't get mad at me. You make the noise. I. This one over here, I like when she snaps.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's fiery.

[Robert Kelly]

I like it. What's up, buddy?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Charlie Sheen, in this documentary, he's going through. I think he comes off kind of douchey, but I do love how clear he is.

[Robert Kelly]

I think it's very honest. He's definitely douchey, but the fact that he's kind of still owning his.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah, dude, it was. And he's saying the. You know, you. You know, I'm on the set of. I'm on the set of Wall street watching Platoon win an Oscar. And then, you know, and the other thing where everybody was like, dude, you're the best thing in. That writer who said, he's the best thing in. Or, watch out, Ferris Bueller. And that, you know, all that just went through his head.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I'll tell you what really got me was it looks like Denise Richards looks like Charlie Sheen, at one point.

Was far ahead of her at Roadrunner speeds. And then Charlie Sheen drew a cave on the side of a wall, and then instead of her going through it like the Roadrunner, hit it full speed.

What happened to Denise Richards? That is a different human being.

[Robert Kelly]

Alcohol. That's alcohol face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is it what it is?

[Robert Kelly]

That's alcohol.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, it's. That woman aged 30 years in five years.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's alcohol and drugs.

[Jacob]

Her estranged husband just did an interview. Like, she has a hoarder house. They just. He lives in the house because they're separated.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He can't get out.

[Jacob]

He can't get out.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't get.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a pile of newspapers he can't get out of.

[Jacob]

Buddy, it's a $3.5 million house, and it's a train wreck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby's place cost.

[Robert Kelly]

At one point, they had. I told you not to tell anybody that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn. That's crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

It's all right, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like 200,000 under your place.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, don't. All right, whatever, dude. It is what it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think all that money you'd spend, you would have got locks in your doors?

[Robert Kelly]

No, I don't need locks in my town. That's why I moved there. She had, at one point, I think, 30 dogs.

[Jacob]

It's 30 dogs. 30 dogs still living with. He lives with him, his brother, his two parents, and 30 of her dogs.

[Robert Kelly]

They live downstairs and she lives upstairs. Right. And it's all something like that, but she.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Whatever's going on, it's insane. This is the third time we're hearing full news reporting or something. Coming.

[Robert Kelly]

Put your foot down, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. What's going on?

[Robert Kelly]

Look, I've only been here for a couple.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I hate daddy pantsing.

[Robert Kelly]

You've been here 10 years.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Time Hate it.

[Robert Kelly]

Put your pants down. Put your pants on and fucking make it happen.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

Come on, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I did not.

[Christine]

More.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You want to hit her more? Hit her. Here you go.

[Robert Kelly]

Go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm going to. I'm going to wind up and hit her.

[Robert Kelly]

Here we go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You ready?

[Robert Kelly]

Let's do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pay attention. You're about to catch it.

[Robert Kelly]

Go.

Harder.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

One more. Okay, give it one for me. Get over here.

[Robert Kelly]

There.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now tell Mr. Kelly you're st. Gots.

[Christine]

St. I'm a stugot.

[Robert Kelly]

Thank you, guys. It's so adorable when she does it.

[Jacob]

Somebody hasn't had their face to the glass in a while.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she really has a kid.

[Jacob]

They forget.

[Robert Kelly]

They do forget. Because you have stugats.

[Christine]

I turn it down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's just. Take pride in your work. Is all.

[Christine]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, take pride in our.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh.

What the. Are we just saying?

[Robert Kelly]

You were just talking about him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's vague.

[Robert Kelly]

You're vague. You're a vague.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, we're talking about Denise Richards and how up she looks now.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she looks bad. But all those.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't believe it's the same person.

[Robert Kelly]

But it's funny because you know what the one hit me in this is that him and his dad were gonna fight at one point. And his. He goes, my dad took his teeth out because he didn't want to ruin them. I'm like, oh, these. I forgot about Hollywood. That they just have like fake teeth that they put in and. And hair shit. And it's all just phony horseshit. And we're catching Denise Richards on the tail end of her career where she's not has cash coming anymore. You know, she can't get all the extensions and all that. And she. I mean, look at. That's all fake hair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I guess she started to go, that's not her hair. No, but it also doesn't matter. She just looks like hell there.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but when you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, she was like. When you take all those Starship Troopers.

[Robert Kelly]

When you take all those things out, Jay, you take all her hair out. She has hair like my mom.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

God.

[Robert Kelly]

Just little thin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christ.

[Robert Kelly]

Greasy hair. Sorry, Mom. I love you. Gee, she does. That's not her now, is it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's. No, it is, but it's not. Does that make sense?

[Robert Kelly]

It can't be her now. In the documentary.

[Jacob]

She.

[Robert Kelly]

Documentary. She looked nuts. She looked like 70.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. No, she looks like. For sure, she looks pretty good.

[Robert Kelly]

She must have saw the documentary and that gave her a oomph to get her together again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is she dating Maynard James Keenan?

[Robert Kelly]

No, that's not Maynard.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know who it is.

[Robert Kelly]

It's just a dude with tattoos.

[Jacob]

You've got to see that clip of the estranged husband. He walks the interviewer through this train wreck of a multi million dollar house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who?

[Jacob]

Denise Richards.

[Robert Kelly]

Ex husband.

[Jacob]

Ex husband.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah. She's a terrible guy.

[Robert Kelly]

No, he's a great. She's a fucking piece of order.

[Jacob]

The house is a mess.

[Robert Kelly]

The house is a mess. She has 30 something dollars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they walk you through the house.

[Robert Kelly]

He's like, he's like, look at what I have to live in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's like his social media posts like, look at this monster. What she's doing to me.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Or it's like a, A Better Homes and Gardens tv.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Like an interviewer comes, interviews him and it's. He walks them through the house, show them the video.

[Robert Kelly]

Why are we explaining?

[Jacob]

I didn't think to send it. Well, think, now we're gonna find it.

[Robert Kelly]

Now what are you gonna do? Yeah. So he's walking through the house going, she's a, she's a maniac. She won't throw anything. All the house is trashed. She's got. He's like, she has dirty something dogs that I have to take care of. So all the these, all these dogs are just running around the house. His family lives there with him downstairs, so they're separated, but she's just, you know, a mess upstairs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Remember that playboy though, with her bush? Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

It's great. It's worth it. It's worth it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a good bush.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a good bush.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was a real good bush.

[Robert Kelly]

High, high bush.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A high rectangle. Yeah, you don't see that a lot.

[Robert Kelly]

Not a high rectangle. You see a high V, you don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

See high very much anymore.

[Robert Kelly]

You should see mine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got a high.

[Robert Kelly]

I got a high. As high as you can go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got to have a flat tummy to have a high bush.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got it. It just, it just takes the levels.

[Robert Kelly]

It takes the levels I have. Mine looks like a mountain range.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't believe you have to go Police the subways after the show. Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

It's all right. I'm fine with it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby joined the Guardian Angels earlier today. You'll find out on Thursday.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, if you guys take the F or the M or the D, the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're dead.

[Robert Kelly]

No, if you're a criminal, you're dead.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

But if you're just a citizen that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Trying to get, you'll be very much alive. You'll be.

[Robert Kelly]

You'll be alive here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You'll be so dead.

[Christine]

Wait, I'm trying to find the video.

[Robert Kelly]

Look at this house, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's nothing better than a celebrity not living well.

[Robert Kelly]

I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

God, it makes me feel good.

[Robert Kelly]

Does makes me feel. Look at that. Oh, there's everywhere.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a peloton next to the tv. Come on.

[Robert Kelly]

That she got for free.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This isn't as much a hoarding issue. This is just pure mess.

[Robert Kelly]

This is like Christine, you know, it's so fun. That peloton. That Peloton she got for free for just managing them on the. On her Instagram, not knowing that just clothes was gonna be on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a place for her to dry off her rinsed out tampons. Yeah, I rinse out tampons. Why am I gonna buy more tampons?

[Robert Kelly]

Here it is. Ready?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's like, no, she was hot, but she's not that hot anymore. Not this kind of hot.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, not this messy hot. Look at the kids room is just a disaster. How can you make your kids room shitty?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That guy sucks too.

[Robert Kelly]

His last name stinks too.

I mean, it's a $3.5 million.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's so funny when you're smoking hot. Hollywood starlet girlfriend just sucks and she's like, I dropped juice on the floor. He goes, oh, that's cool. He goes, you cleaned it up? No.

[Jacob]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you just spill it? No.

Are you gonna clean it up? No.

[Christine]

Why is he living in the bottom of a rented house with his parents?

[Jacob]

They're estranged, not divorced, I guess so that he's still living there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He just wants to make it work out because they like to watch.

[Robert Kelly]

And brother, I think in LA too is that the guy can get money off of the girl too. It's not just one way. It's 50 50. So she's probably. They're probably working it up. But they're My point. They were renting of who rents.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why does he live with his parents?

[Robert Kelly]

3.5 million dollar house. It's nuts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Living downstairs with his parents is weird as anything though too. Why don't you Live downstairs by yourself. Why do you have your parents there?

[Christine]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe they're sick. Maybe they're paying. Maybe they're rich.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fifteen dogs, two sick parents and a freaky faced lunatic living upstairs yelling about Charlie Sheen. I know.

[Robert Kelly]

And he's your brother, but he's good looking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you brother Beaver?

[Robert Kelly]

But he's stuntman good looking. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like he was, he was. He had a shot at something back in the 80s. Like he was gonna. He was gonna be something and maybe. And now it's just finished. He can't be nothing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We gonna see this bush or what's up?

[Robert Kelly]

It's not loading the bush.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's trying to bring up her bush for me. She had a great bush. Yeah, I guess she was hoarding pubes.

Some call it a bush to call it hoarding pubes. She won't get rid of them.

[Jacob]

What was the Matt Dylan movie? She showed her boobies wild things.

[Robert Kelly]

Wild things. Her and the other girl, him in the pool.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She never cared about her movie nudity at all. But that Playboy was huge. She went for it. When they go and Playboy, I'm always impressed. Without airbrushing out their pussy lip, their pussy split. Oh, by the way, that's the craziest thing ever. Jacob, I tell you, I watched Stonedage last night. When you do that first upshot of the girl in her bikini, she has a camel toe that I would say is an inch and a half deep. It goes it's. And it looks like it's wet inside. It's pretty. It was pretty blatant.

[Robert Kelly]

What are you talking about?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The movie, the Stone Age. I watched last night. Told you again.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And there's a scene where they go up to that, the hot chick in a bikini and she has like a camel toe. Like somebody noticed that. Someone noticed that when they shot that. It's crammed up there and it looks like it's wet down the middle.

[Christine]

It seems like they told her to cram it up there for the shot.

[Robert Kelly]

And then it got wet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe that could be Hollywood magic.

[Robert Kelly]

That's back in the day when you could do that. Hey, can you make that thing wet?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, man. We used to know. We used to know a bartender and all the crew at Stamp New York at one point were all actor people. We went to one of their plays and he had to have a boner. Matt the bartender had to have a boner for the scene. And he just says on any given night, just one of the two girls in the play. Just like, go back there and like suck them or whack them off a little bit just to get them hard so we can go do the scene.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I'm like. He's like, yeah, do his theater stuff. I'm like, just come again.

[Robert Kelly]

I love it. I love it. Can't do that anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm unfamiliar with that in the theater.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do know about gays and fat people.

[Robert Kelly]

I have Joe. Joe Russell suck me off before I go on stage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of course you do. That's called paying your dues.

[Robert Kelly]

God damn right. I'm old school Hollywood dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bush was good. Bush, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

That's pretty good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, else had a good playboy bush. Robin Givens also should have. Did she have bush? Trying to think. Did she have a big rectangle, too? I don't remember her.

[Robert Kelly]

That seaweed, though. I'm not digging that seaweed swimsuit. It's kind of gross.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Looks like she. Yeah, it looks like she has trash on her tits.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gross.

[Jacob]

Jay. 15 years from this picture, she became a crazy cat lady or dog lady.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she's a. Yeah, she's a. Yeah. That was the interesting about the Charlie Sheen thing, too, is how he got that part on.

Ferris Bueller. Like, she just called him up and said, hey, come down and meet him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he was latest and he was.

[Robert Kelly]

Late and he got up and he's all right, I'll see you next week. And then he came in and he was rehearsing with his dad in the car. Going to. To play mj, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And then he was just like putting like, I like ash in his eyes to make it look dark. And it was kind of interesting that he got that. How we got that part.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, you got very excited about the thespian parts. Me, I wanted to hear about the drug, prostitutes and Corey Haim. But as we all had guessed, the second it was said.

It is untrue.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That he. Corey Haim. I mean, I'll completely. I'm gonna go to believe it. One, because we know Corey Feldman. We've. He's been called out as a liar many times on a bunch of goofy. And Corey Haim's own mother was like, after Corey Feldman made that claim in the documentary that it was. That it was Charlie Sheen who fucked Corey Haim between trailers on set or something. And he was like, on Lucas. Yeah. He goes, it's absolutely crazy. That guy's a clown. He's just saying stuff to say stuff. It's fucking wild accusation. And here's the thing. Charlie Sheen could have actually never acknowledged it with that thing went. Came and went so fast as a blip on news that he could have not mentioned it at all because no one took any seriously. The fact that he re brings it up is pretty interesting. That he's like, also, I got accused of this and what a fucking idiot that guy is.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, three, two. He said he used Crisco and nobody there's lube. You know what I mean? It's not the fucking twenties.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Whereas you got to use a motor oil.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. I mean, you're in L. A. You're in Hollywood. You could see stop at any sex store and get some hot Crisco.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He said he Crisco his Corey James.

[Robert Kelly]

Why did he. Who has Crisco watch ladies? Yeah. Did he go craft service? Hey, man, let me get some Crisco.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We mean lard back there.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you don't with lard.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe I'm wrong. Allowed himself to be sodomized.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There you go. Look at his camel toe.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, is this. What is this the movie?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got to go back and pause it. That. It's in there.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that. But that looks like it's fake.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not.

[Robert Kelly]

That looks like it's made stop.

[Jacob]

CGI back then, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

No, that's a real. Holy Lord. That doesn't. Yeah, they tucked that in, bro.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And you see, it's like a little wet almost. That's her pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, they tucked that in to make that you can't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I might be crazy, but I think I see a couple hairies coming out of the side there.

[Robert Kelly]

Feed me, Seymour.

That's a mouth. That's a Venus fly trap.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that thing looks like it was beefy, huh? Real slapper.

[Robert Kelly]

They had to tuck that in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So. Yeah. Everyone, tonight is the night. It's official.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, tonight's the night. And you're going to be so happy. If that's what we saw, if that's what they do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is. That's rehearsals for the Real Deal thing.

[Robert Kelly]

How cool is it that we have spies?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wait, you know, I just realized too, I think that wasn't his outfit he's going wear tonight. No, I think that was just his clothes.

[Jacob]

Street clothes.

[Robert Kelly]

He has sequence. Street clothes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think so.

[Robert Kelly]

You saw him wear that on tour?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it's just as I have to get up, take a dump and go outside for a second close.

We're taking some. All tour dates. Punch up.live Robert Kelly dot com. Make sure you vote tonight.

[Robert Kelly]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Early and often. We'll Be back tomorrow to review the.

[Robert Kelly]

Performance for tickets and all tour dates, bigj comedy.com and don't forget to vote for Curtis Sliwa. He's the only mayor candidate that takes the subway with you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's the only one that wears a beret.

[Robert Kelly]

And I'm. I'm. Now that I'm in the guardian angel, I'm in. I'm voting for him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hell, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You are the guardian angel. Turns out you just buy the jacket. All right, we'll catch you guys tomorrow. Enjoy Dancing with the Stars tonight, everybody. Go, Corey. Go, Corey. Hashtag Go, Cory.

[Robert Kelly]

Go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go, Corey, go.

[Christine]

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[Robert Kelly]

Hey, what's going on? I'm Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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