Hollywood Jay with Kim Congdon

Summary

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: "Hollywood Jay with Kim Congdon"

Date: August 22, 2025
Guest: Kim Congdon
Network: SiriusXM Faction Talk, Channel 103

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Overview

In this riotous episode, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly dive straight into the heart of comedy culture, pop entertainment, and behind-the-scenes drama with their signature sharp wit. Regular crew members jump in on the banter, and the surprise call-in from guest Kim Congdon spices things up as the hosts react to the news of a legal threat against the Bonfire. The conversation jumps from analyzing 80s and 90s cult movies, discussing MMA fighters' public personas, Hollywood opportunities, and the inescapable swirl of comedian gossip, all wrapped in their unfiltered, laugh-out-loud delivery.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Nostalgic Movie Criticism & Comedy (01:07–15:02)

Footloose: Destiny and Theories

• Jay and Bobby riff on "Footloose," dissecting the infamous tractor chicken scene and joking about an alternative plot where Kevin Bacon's character dies, making the entire movie his personal heaven.
• Jay: "I think the second half of 'Footloose' is heaven. He dies in the tractor accident because he never got his foot loose." [06:17]
• They lampoon 80s and 90s beauty standards, laughing at how "heart-shaped butts" and innocence in dance movies are out of step with today's aesthetics.

Roadhouse: Remakes and Missed Opportunities

• A deep dive into "Roadhouse" and its recent remake. Jay and Bobby skewer the new version, griping about cultural updates and the lack of the original’s grit.
• Conor McGregor and Post Malone's performances are ridiculed, especially Post's physique:
  • Bobby: "He throws a punch like my mother." [13:56]
• The pair bemoan the absence of classic monster trucks and the authenticity of old-school villainy versus new, less convincing motives.

2. MMA, Female Fighters, and Pop Culture (15:30–22:32)

From Ronda Rousey to Gina Carano

• They move on to mixed martial arts, discussing Ronda Rousey's downfall and the "hot fighter" phenomenon, contrasting skill with marketability.
  • Jay: "It just took two girls who weren't afraid of Ronda’s name. And they beat her mercilessly." [16:17]
  • Bobby recaps Gina Carano’s firing from Disney and pokes fun at her weight change post-"Mandalorian."
• The conversation swerves into overtly raunchy territory as Jay and Bobby comment on the appearances and anatomy of several female fighters.

Voices and Acting in Hollywood

• They debate the challenges fighters face transitioning to acting, citing over-dubbed voices (Gina Carano), terrible acting (Ronda Rousey), and on-set stories.

3. Comedian Drama & Showbiz Lawsuit Talk (26:21–38:39)

Kim Congdon Calls In [26:21]

• Kim Congdon phones in to share breaking news:
  • Kim: "I just heard 35 seconds ago that legal team will be contacting you guys soon." [27:12]
• Jay and Bobby are delighted and riff on how getting sued is a sign they've "made it."
  • Jay: "I'll take a good suit." [28:17]
  • The hosts joke about losing all their possessions to a lawsuit, and muse about representing themselves in court ("Sovereign Citizen" style) and how they'd dress for trial—a reoccurring comedic climax.
• Bobby: "That's when you made it. When you get new teeth and you get sued." [29:54]

4. Comedy Scene Loyalty, Hollywood ‘Ass-Kissing’, and Grievances (41:18–63:44)

Amy Schumer, Marc Maron, and Hollywood Favors [41:18–52:54]

• The hosts perform a mock “Hollywood gratitude” exchange, declaring who has been good to them in the industry:
  • Jay: "Amy Schumer...has given me many opportunities. She has fought for me to get money...put me on her show several times." [43:56]
  • Bobby and Jay trade barbs, as Bobby accuses Jay of “Hollywood ass-kissing,” while both admit the importance of recognizing who’s opened doors.
• Jay details roles he’s gotten in Amy Schumer’s projects ("gang bang guy," "dog stripper delivery").
• The duo swap stories of industry support and competition, with a focus on how comedy friendships and rivalries shape their careers.

Riffing on Other Comedians

• The hosts attempt to "trash" various comedians, but overwhelmingly end up complimenting everyone from Nikki Glaser and Bonnie McFarlane, to Tom Papa (dubbed the "bread queen").
• Jay: "Tom Papa...always remembered my name. I look forward to seeing him, working with him again in the future." [57:16]
• Reflections on Marc Maron’s curmudgeon act and the time Jay or Bobby was mistaken for stealing jokes (“Mark has the same bit, and it's better.” [61:13]), with stories about early days in NYC comedy.

The Reality of Comedy Beef

• Both hosts emphasize their preference to resolve drama directly, expressing little interest in carrying grudges.
  • Bobby: "I've never had a beef with really anybody. Even Marin, who used to...he was never ever…I know people that hate him. I just don't." [58:49]
• Anecdotes about physical fights, especially Bobby’s history with Bill Burr on and off the stage.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jay: "Did we just finish radio? Did we just turn the lights off and go away? I think we finished radio." [06:31]

• Kim Congdon: "Legal team will be contacting you guys soon." [27:12]

  • Whole sequence is a comedic masterclass on turning potential bad news into show content gold.

• Jay (on Marc Maron): "The guy’s opinionated. He thinks what I do in comedy is worthless...But I still also find...that…Anthony Jeselnik is a fantastic comedic mind." [52:27]

• Bobby: "That's when you made it. When you get new teeth and you get sued." [29:54]

• On courtroom attire:

  • Jay: "How about if we both wear tuxedos?"
  • Bobby: "Yeah, tuxedos. With top hats...one has a cane, and when you walk in, you fall, but then you roll and stand up like you're okay." [35:12]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 01:07–06:35 – Footloose: Revisiting the tractor chicken scene and Footloose alternate realities
• 06:35–15:02 – Roadhouse: Comparing the original, remakes, cultural context, and monster trucks
• 15:30–22:32 – MMA Fighters/Transition to Fame/Perspectives on Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey
• 26:21–38:39 – Kim Congdon’s lawsuit call; Legal drama, self-representation in court, and comedic courtroom fantasies
• 41:18–52:54 – Gratitude tour: Amy Schumer Hollywood stories, arguing about “ass-kissing,” industry friendships, and early break opportunities
• 52:54–63:44 – Comedy beefs, the code amongst comics, stories about Bill Burr, Marc Maron, and comedian showbiz etiquette

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Conclusion

This Bonfire episode is a quintessential ride through the world of modern comedy: a blend of movie nostalgia, brutally honest (and bawdy) commentary on pop culture, and the real-world drama of working in the entertainment industry, leavened with relentless self-deprecation and inside jokes. Kim Congdon’s call-in and the ensuing legal threat provides a meta-level subplot, letting the cast gleefully lampoon the idea of "making it" in showbiz when your biggest fear is getting sued for being too funny and too honest. Whether you’re a comedy nerd or just love behind-the-scenes banter, this episode delivers.

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Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

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[Jay Oakerson]

That ought to be respected.

[Bobby Lee]

90S prices on box Mac and cheese and 90s prices on ham, cheese and cracker lunches.

[Jay Oakerson]

Enjoy all those throwbacks and more at.

[Bobby Lee]

Throwback prices only through Instacart. $4.72 maximum discount per $10 of eligible items.

[Jay Oakerson]

Limit one offer per order. Expires 95 while supplies last.

[Bobby Lee]

Discount based on CPI comparison. What does possibility mean to you?

[Jay Oakerson]

A hard question. Something that you can strive for. I'm able to do anything I set my mind to.

[Bobby Lee]

You're confident in yourself and you believe in yourself.

[Jay Oakerson]

Stuff that you could achieve.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel at Saita, Eddie Ling is.

[Jay Oakerson]

Possible when you're more confident.

[Bobby Lee]

Shoes are a huge part of that. They are the most important part of my style. You can like express yourself. In the right shoes, anything is possible. Dsw, countless shoes at brag worthy prices. Imagine the possibilities.

[Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Bobby Lee]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I agree with you, Jacob. You can't be this picky of a. If you have Josh Adamyers voice.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the original 6ft 8 inches, 100k or something like that, you know?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or don't bother. Did you say 100K? Was it my 250? I don't know. What is it? 1968 also 6 foot 800, you make 100K?

[Jay Oakerson]

No one thinks 6 foot 8.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. 6ft 8 inches, 100K a year. Got you like the 30s. Didn't. Didn't Al Capone make 100K a year? Well, I don't know. 5, 5.

[Jay Oakerson]

100K?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he did.

[Jay Oakerson]

What? Going to be in the big time.

[Bobby Lee]

Honey, I made 100k last year.

[Jay Oakerson]

Guess what? This year we're getting an extra slave.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I got a V8. Oh, I don't.

[Jay Oakerson]

First of all, this song always takes me right back. The Footloose Tractor Chicken. While this song plays, get you all hyped up because Kevin Bacon wins Tractor Chicken simply because his shoe lace gets stuck to the pedal and he can't. Can't get out of it for some reason.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

So now here's what he could have done. Push the brake or take the shoe off. Instead he just panicked until the other guy rightfully jumped off of his thing. But it was a win by default. Like it wasn't destiny.

[Bobby Lee]

Jay. Destiny locked his foot in.

[Jay Oakerson]

Footloose.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Footloose. Destiny. What? Buddy, Everything in his life was destiny.

[Jay Oakerson]

From the moment.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

He couldn't get his foot loose.

[Bobby Lee]

What? What? I didn't. I mean, can you believe that? We just figured that out now?

[Jay Oakerson]

Is that a theory online? Christine? Steve is a theory online. His destiny was set in place.

[Bobby Lee]

She's buying a bag. Hang on real quick.

[Jay Oakerson]

Christine, you're done buying a bag.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, when you're done buying bags, get me one too.

[Jay Oakerson]

By the way, he couldn't get his footloose.

[Bobby Lee]

Footloose? Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why else was it called? We just accept it's called Footloose. There's no reason for that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you thought footloose was about, you know, dancing, but loose feet.

[Jay Oakerson]

It was about getting his foot loose. His foot gets stuck.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

He can't get his foot loose and it changes everything. He becomes the cool guy in town because he beats the bully.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's a bully because his foot.

[Jay Oakerson]

By the way, the bully who's 35, around with high school kids. This kid's been at it. This guy's the. He owns his own construction company.

[Bobby Lee]

What about the girl? The girl's not even that hot, by the way.

[Jay Oakerson]

I would never try desperately to a girl who was this aggressively mean to me at one point just days before. Yeah, his stupid shoelace gets stuck.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What are you doing? Huh?

[Jay Oakerson]

Chuck. What a. By the way, no one's got to answer for this now. Destroyed. That's a expensive piece of equipment. Yeah. Plow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How much are those, Jacob? What? Eight grand?

[Jay Oakerson]

What does that run? That's probably going to cost you about 15 cents.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Five chickens and some hay. Dude, can we just say that she's not that hot, that girl? She was maybe pretty for that movie. And then shout. I mean, she's not though. Her teeth are weird. Her butt's flat. She got no boobs. Well, all butts were flat back then. All right, I'm sorry, I don't. Yeah, it was 90 butts. 80s butts. Well, they off. No, 80 butts was not flat. That was. It was leggy. Flat butts. That was a heart shaped ass back then. That's when the heart was in.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay, can I say something about AI? I might start getting into it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Because I like this a lot. While Footloose ends with Ren McCormick Kevin Bacon successfully orchestrating the high school dance and not with him getting his foot stuck in a tractor, the idea of a hypothetical scenario where he did get into a tractor accident during a chicken race and its impact on his life is a popular subject of speculation. Which is pretty kind of what I was saying. If he didn't get his foot loose, everything would have been different.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he would have been dead.

[Jay Oakerson]

If he would have got his foot lo some speculate if he had suffered serious leg injury, it could have drastically altered his dancy path. He might have been unable to dance, which was so central to his character and the film's message.

[Bobby Lee]

He would have had to move back to, like, Philadelphia and just been in a wheelchair and probably joined a gang.

[Jay Oakerson]

He would have to focus on different pursuits instead of dancing. He would have had to pursue other interests.

[Bobby Lee]

He would have been addicted to some type of painkiller.

[Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

If he lost his foot.

[Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, no, it's just an injury because he just couldn't get his foot loose.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but if he crashed into the other thing, he might have really got hurt.

[Jay Oakerson]

But he got his foot loose. Footloose, Footloose. Pick up your Sunday shoes. Geez Louise.

[Bobby Lee]

Because he's out.

[Jay Oakerson]

He's out.

[Bobby Lee]

He's out.

[Jay Oakerson]

Or how about this? He never got out. Tractors collided. Rest of the movie, he's been dead the whole time.

[Bobby Lee]

It's heaven to him.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's his heaven.

[Bobby Lee]

It's his heaven.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's a place where he brings dance to a town that otherwise couldn't have dance.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Because of God.

[Jay Oakerson]

Because of the one true Lord, Christ.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ.

[Jay Oakerson]

I think the second half of Footloose is heaven. Is his heaven.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Jay Oakerson]

He dies in the tractor accident because he never quite got his footloose.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, guys, what are we.

[Jay Oakerson]

Did we just. Did we finish radio?

[Bobby Lee]

You never. You never left the.

[Jay Oakerson]

Did we just finish radio? Did we just turn the lights off and go away? I think we finished radio.

[Bobby Lee]

Finished radio. But we started podcasting. Footloose podcast.

[Jay Oakerson]

Guys, the rest is gonna be about footloose. Theories and ideas coming from all kinds of angles. His father died, right? You don't remember Footloose? All the shit you remember, I don't really see sublime. And you.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think I've ever watched it.

[Jay Oakerson]

You've never watched Footloose?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll throw another one at you. Roadhouse. Never watched it in full. Shut your face. The original Roadhouse. And I'm not gonna. Why? I get all the clips. I understand all the references. No, no, no, no, no.

[Jay Oakerson]

Care about your friend Jay. You don't want.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't want to fucking learn lessons. Life lessons about pain don't hurt.

[Jay Oakerson]

You want to see a guy change a whole town one kill at a time, while wearing what I believed the one time was a pretty awesome outfit of a karate gee tucked in the Jeans?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. I mean from being.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's crazy. That's crazy to not have watched it.

[Bobby Lee]

From being on the show. I've heard all the references.

[Jay Oakerson]

If. It doesn't matter, dude, you have to see it. It's a work of art.

[Bobby Lee]

I've seen all the clips, just not in full front to back.

[Jay Oakerson]

You need to see it front to back. And don't even waste time with the Jake Gyllenhaal one. They're giving us part two, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Listen, I rewatched the Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why is that?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I wanted to give it a shot now as it. As a standalone action movie, it's all right. But as Footloose, if it was like. If it could have been Roadhouse, I mean Roadhouse. If Roadhouse. If it could have been like a. His son or a cousin or something like an offspring of it, that would have been fine. But the fact that it was trying to recreate the movie, not good. But a standalone, it's. He's not that he's. His scene's not that bad. It's the other dude that stinks.

[Jay Oakerson]

Conor McGregor.

[Bobby Lee]

Conor McGregor. He was the best part of the movie. Over the top. Just over the top.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he was terrible too.

[Bobby Lee]

Over the top, dude.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, he was a terrible, terrible character. The. It's nowhere near. It's not even approaching sort of. This is fake. I believe it looks like it is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it was very, it was very up to date in the cultural thing. You know, having a bar with the chick, black owner, the lesbian, the, you know, everybody was, you know, they had, they really represented everybody. When in the original one it was pretty much just a redneck. It's a fucking K bar.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's Missouri, there's no roads.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a Ku Klux Klan bar that he was going into, which is very dangerous.

[Jay Oakerson]

There wasn't a road to the Roadhouse. It was just on land and you just go park outside of it.

[Bobby Lee]

But it was in Key west, the most accepting place on earth. Just gaze.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'll say this again, here's my problem with it. The villain in original Roadhouse is violently dominating people like on a day to day like old school mafia running them down for cash so he can live in his mansion and just do whatever the he wants. He gets a little taste of everything in town. Yeah, he's a. He's destroying this town of hard working people.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the best because he has his money. Is probably not a lot of money when it comes to like New York or Manhattan, but in that town. Whatever the fuck.

[Jay Oakerson]

He had big time money.

[Bobby Lee]

It's billions of. He has a helicopter.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is Jacob money we're talking. This guy's probably got 100,000 somewhere. Maybe $150,000 that guy has.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean he's driving. He's. He's driving a. A coupe.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Cadillac convertible. Which is. Which is what? 40 grand back then?

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yes.

[Bobby Lee]

A lot.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, you would love to put on your driving gloves and get in.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy's one of my favorite scenes in the world when he's driving swerving to that song. And he just. He just drives stupid Dylan off the road and he just smiles and keeps going. What a. To own a town like that.

[Jay Oakerson]

Dalton. I'm only correcting you because it's road.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry, Dalton.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's roadhouse.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's Dylan? That's. That's Outsiders.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jay's doing Bob Dylan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Bill down. Yeah. Dalton. That was great. Great movie. But it was subtle.

[Jay Oakerson]

The original. The original was so great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is terrible. But again, the villain was doing pretty terrible things out there. Beating and raping his chick. They showed this.

[Bobby Lee]

But then she was doing yoga.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's true. Boy. The black eye. Which is commitment to the form. I do appreciate that. No, but what the big bad villain's trying to do in this is he's offering tons of money for a shithole hole in the wall to move a mile down the road so they can build a beautiful luxury resort that people are gonna come to and bring all kinds of economy to their little island. It's the. She's wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

She's wrong.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's wrong. She's wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

Villain is the hero of the movie. He's a hero. When the original one, you know, he was a piece of shit. But I loved his house. Was only worth $680,000.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's it now. But he had landed. It was like. It was like a white house too. Remember? It was just on a lawn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

A giant white house. And he would just go out there and ride four wheelers on it and stare at that little shanty that he happened to move. I like that. He moved in a barn across the street from the evil mansion.

[Bobby Lee]

The rich guy in town had a split level ranch addition. It was stupid. And his. His main truck was a monster truck.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Hey. Grab the monster truck. Hey, get a ladder and get in the monster truck. Inconspicuous. Come on though. Taking the monster truck through the car dealership. What a fun scene.

[Bobby Lee]

That was great.

[Jay Oakerson]

There was nothing like that in the new.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened to monster Trucks. Why are they not a thing anymore?

[Jay Oakerson]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it illegal to have one?

[Jay Oakerson]

When I met Those guys that X5 podcast guys down in Huntsville, Alabama or somewhere in Alabama they're at. He had. He owned a monster truck. He just had one.

[Bobby Lee]

What a fun thing. I guess you got to be down in the south to have one.

[Jay Oakerson]

We have to have non stop land. You can't take it to like Piggly Wiggly. You can't go. You go. I'm gonna run the Barnes and Noble real quick. I'm gonna take the monster truck.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but they were driving it around like it was no thing.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, it was one of his cars. Yeah, let's take the monster truck in case this guy doesn't play ball with us. Yeah, it's a great scene. The new one. The fact that it's getting a part two is batshit crazy. The only thing that came good, that came that was good from that last movie was Post Malone, I think saw himself and got himself in really good shape. He has now lost a ton of weight and he's a thin guy now, where he was kind of doughy in that.

[Bobby Lee]

What a fucking star moment to put him in as a fighter when you could have got real fighters, like a real guy shredded.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, well, Happy Gilmore threw Post Malone in there also.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, just a mushy tattooed, hippie, dippy. Yeah, marshmallow Post Malone.

[Jay Oakerson]

But he is. I'm telling you, this guy's lost 50 pounds from this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they should.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's slim. He's like slim slim.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, I guess it would try to be like a redneck type thing. Like a mushy redneck.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, listen, he looked good for the part.

[Bobby Lee]

He was doing more coke.

[Jay Oakerson]

He looks, he looks.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got Max's tits. He's got 12 year old boy tits. He didn't get in shape, he just got thin.

[Jay Oakerson]

But he does look good for the part. I don't know, whatever it is though, he's slim. He's very slim.

[Bobby Lee]

He can't even throw a punch.

[Jay Oakerson]

He's a skinny guy.

[Bobby Lee]

He throws a punch like my mother.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he throws a punch like a white rapper.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he. He hits with the. The little baby knuckles. This is so funny.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. And then this black lady's gonna have no problems going to this place, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm a well dressed black woman. I'd like to talk to some of you. Hill, please, please.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, I know there's not a Black person for 55 miles, but hey, real quick.

[Jay Oakerson]

Hey, any you crackers know a guy named Dalton? This movie sucked such shit.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't have a white person in the crowd.

[Jay Oakerson]

Hey, can you come be a problem at my bar for a. This company wants to give me seven times over value for me to move a mile away and build a much better place.

[Bobby Lee]

I hated that.

[Jay Oakerson]

There's no evil. No, I know. They had to slide in that also. It's like, oh, and they're selling drugs also. But the real that's got nothing to do with her. Her issue with them is stop these terrible people because they're trying to make me shut down my shit bar.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the Keys. It's all about drugs. That's the thing.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to the Keys and you can drink and use drugs and fuck dudes and nobody.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, you don't have to. That's not going there. To dudes isn't a thing.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, I thought. That's my. I was talking.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's when I go to the Keys.

[Bobby Lee]

When I hit the keys, I. Yeah, you go. I do drugs.

[Jay Oakerson]

You go full Hemingway.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. Yeah. I write. I dudes when I do coke.

[Jay Oakerson]

You write jokes with a feather pen. Yeah, you stay coked up and I just stay gaping.

[Bobby Lee]

I adopt as many dogs as I can and I have chickens.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes. God, what a great place. Yeah, that was a terrible. What was the theme, what was the storyline gonna be in the Ronda Rousey one? Did they ever say they just stopped that because she got her face kicked off twice in two back to back fights. Someone was like, it just took two girls to be like, I'm not afraid of this girl's name. She's not a good fighter. And they beat her mercilessly.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they figured out that all they have to do is stay away from her. Judo.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And kick her in the head and.

[Jay Oakerson]

She'Ll go down and you could knock her unconscious. It's. It's like one of three times a woman's been unconscious and fighting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she got.

[Jay Oakerson]

Two of them. Were her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was it Holly Holmes.

[Jay Oakerson]

Holly. Holly Holm. That was the first one kicked her. And then Nunez and Nunez beat the shit out of her.

[Bobby Lee]

Nunez, though. I mean, she scares the shit out of me. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't fight Nunez, but.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm just saying it just took two girls who were like, I'm not afraid that this girl's like the chick. There's just no one here who's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, she. But the thing is, Dana White was like, there's no way girls are going to Ever be this. She opened the gates, and she was fighting hot chicks.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, the hot girls who are fighters and then real fighters crack up.

[Jay Oakerson]

The volume in the cage.

[Bobby Lee]

Carano. Carano. Gina Carano was. She was good, but she was really.

[Jay Oakerson]

What is it? She hates blacks or something now? Gina Carano did something. She got in trouble for something.

[Bobby Lee]

No, she was on. She was on. Oh, she's back in a big way now.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

She got fired from Disney. She got fired from the Mandalorian because she was going against. This is back when Covid. It was covet and all that, and she kind of went against the grain. And the head of Disney was like, you toe the line. And she didn't. And they fired her, and then she sued. Yeah. Back in the day, she was smoking. I mean, look at her, dude. You did something.

[Jay Oakerson]

She was hot. That's why it was so funny. Remember this fight? Gina Carano versus Chris Cyborg, who's just like. It's like, hey, you want to see this beautiful girl get beat up by a man lady?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Bring up that fight's got to be something. Chris Cyborg was. Is a woman that genuinely. For all the shit I talk, I'd be like, well, not her. Yeah, I don't want to fight her.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd rather her husband is less scary than her.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she. She's Jeffrey. What was his name? One of the fighters made her cry in the audience because he. He beat the shit out of her husband and started yelling at her. She's like, fuck you and look at your husband. And she was crying in the audience.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Gina Chrono. So pretty. And it's just a guy throwing her around the cage.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Some Brazilian dude from a favela tucked her dick between her legs and beat the shit out of that Italian.

[Jay Oakerson]

Must be pretty lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Must be. Yeah, it's a poor, poor Italian hot chick. Got her fucking shit kicked out of her.

[Jay Oakerson]

Must be pre. Oh, man. Isn't that so funny? That. And I can't speak for both of them, but Gina Carano in the middle of all this. Look at her getting tossed around and squeezed up and choked out by this man beast. And right. Right there in the center of the front of those shorts, Jacob is her stupid little.

[Bobby Lee]

But not on the other one.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm not speaking for both of these.

[Bobby Lee]

Gals, but she did have a moment. She got off the.

[Jay Oakerson]

She full mounted her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she full mounted her. But wait, what did.

[Jay Oakerson]

Gina Carano beat the shit out of this chick. And I'm remembering it wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

She got off her for some stupid reason she shouldn't have because she has.

[Jay Oakerson]

No idea what to do. Yeah, she can't believe this lion's not attacking her.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell you what you do. You take that dick out and take a lick.

[Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

Settle her right down.

[Jay Oakerson]

You pull it out and start jerking off to her. That would be so hot if Cyborg would have just stayed on the ground.

[Bobby Lee]

Just started.

[Jay Oakerson]

But Gina crying up and started pouring together. Started jerking off and looking at her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, drag it. But jerking it off. Like with a thumb on the top.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's her now. Never mind. She's fat.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that Gina Carano? Yeah. She got. She got heavy.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

She got big during, you know.

[Jay Oakerson]

She got big during throwing the race slower. Rachel Ray Bucket. I'm done with him. I'm not telling the world you're hot anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

She got big during. When she was on the Mandalorian. She got. She got big, but she wound up having kids and stuff. She got married. She got a little fat.

[Jay Oakerson]

I heard it's because she was eating Mandamorian. Is that my agent?

[Bobby Lee]

But she's. Who was the other one? There was another hot one, too, though.

[Jay Oakerson]

Misha Tate.

[Bobby Lee]

Misha Tate was.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. But Misha Tate, though. Her nose touched every direction of her face. Her nose was all the way east, west and north, south. It was like a camel's nose.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I like it.

[Jay Oakerson]

But they could make her look pretty in times.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Misha Tate, she also had some fappenings. Christine, if you wouldn't mind.

[Bobby Lee]

She is hot. She was hot, but she got the. Kicked out of her by Ronda Rousey.

[Jay Oakerson]

She wouldn't. She wouldn't tap, though. And Ronda Rousey broke her arm at her elbow. It's so gross.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that was the move she had. She judo throw and then she'd arm and then arm bar, and that was it. And they just figured out. Okay, don't go nearer. Throw at her head. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is that her?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. It looks like art.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's her tits now. There's her butt's a little masculine there.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Jay Oakerson]

Come on, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me see.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's a woman.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Right there. Come on, Bobby. That's not.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I like it.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's just a bad. It's a bad angle in so many ways. She put that out into the world. Oh, pregnant tits.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't like those?

[Jay Oakerson]

No, come on. No, they're for something. Yeah, look at my big feeders. Look at these bags. Yeah, yeah, there we go.

[Bobby Lee]

She had some stuff in the butt.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that? A nice puss? What? What?

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Christine.

[Bobby Lee]

You like it. You like a packaged puss, huh? You. You don't like what?

[Jay Oakerson]

Kaiser. I'll agree with Christine on this. The girl's got a nice post.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't like it out at all. There it is, right there. You like a nice. You like the flower to be. Like to bloom. You don't like it to be bloomed, right?

[Jay Oakerson]

Christine, the man's asking you a question.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a drop. Do you like it bloomed or not bloomed? Okay, I get you.

[Jay Oakerson]

Christine, we're on radio. Bloomed or unbloomed?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not answering about your blooming questions. Now you make it sound like an HR problem.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jesus Christ, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, buddy.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm not gonna be answering these questions, and I will be talking to somebody. It's repeating. Those are the goodies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's cute. She got a shit kicked out of her, too. Are there any. Oh, there is. There's a fighter now, actually.

[Jay Oakerson]

She beat Holly home. She came and beat Holly Holm right away, which is funny. Holly Holm beat Ronda Rousey. And then Misha Tate beat Holly Holm. I think right away, got the belt back. And then Michael, I think, retired pretty soon after.

[Bobby Lee]

And then.

[Jay Oakerson]

And then you just beat the. Everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she was on espn. She was the first one on espn. Carano. Gina Carano. And then they had. What's her name?

[Jay Oakerson]

Look how hot she is. Still with that stupid little. She's so tough and still.

[Bobby Lee]

Gina Carrado was the best.

[Jay Oakerson]

Stupid little dude. Even when she get. Throws a devastating kick that would break your ribs, sending your own rib going in your lung, puncture your lung and send you to the hospital. Just right up. Up that leg that she kicked you with. Stupid little pussy. Just a little, dumb little hole you can just do this to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

You can put your finger in it, and it's gonna be. It's gonna feel flappy and weird.

[Bobby Lee]

You can pick them up. Like a six pack.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's great. Hey, that's awesome. I'm glad to see you. Train from morning till night. Let me just grab this right here. Bloop.

[Bobby Lee]

So. So she was supposed to be in Roadhouse. They were gonna do a roadhouse with.

[Jay Oakerson]

Ronda Rousey, and then they scrapped it, I think, when she just lost.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There's no real info other than it was supposed to happen. They changed directions into Jake can't act. She's. She can't act.

[Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, here's the thing. Gina Carano, her first Movie. They tried to make her an action star and they had. They had to go in and over dub her voice because her.

[Jay Oakerson]

Her acting.

[Bobby Lee]

Her acting was terrible. So they had somebody go in and do her voice, which was sucked.

[Jay Oakerson]

What was that stupid movie they took Krista. Krista Lee out of and they put in Tignataro just playing the whole thing in an ensemble cast to a green screen. It's so funny. Yeah, it's like there's just an outline around her and Tignitar just awkwardly in every scene of the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not. What? Is anyone in her shots? What is it?

[Jay Oakerson]

What the fuck was the Vegas zombie movie? Zombies.

[Bobby Lee]

Zombies in.

[Jay Oakerson]

In Las Vegas.

[Bobby Lee]

They have to go in and get.

[Jay Oakerson]

It was. Crystal Lee was in it. Then when he got canceled, they just put Tignataro. And as an ultimate sign of like, not only are we not having this guy you hate right now, we're gonna put in the most unhateable cancer surviving Titlis lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Was that the one with. What's his name from Guardians of the Galaxy? The wrestler?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Yeah, Batista's in it for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw Batista. Yeah, I saw that.

[Jay Oakerson]

He's definitely. I can't remember what the fuck it's called.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't either. But it was a weird movie. It was good but bad.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it was pretty. It was pretty bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was good bad, but man.

[Jay Oakerson]

What a fucking weirdo. I thought. Did you find out what's it called? Christine.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry, I was queuing to show you Ronda Rousey's bad acting.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, they have something of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Why she was on Entourage. So I found something from that. Oh, you should find Gina Carano's back when. When she. She was the star of this movie hard. I don't know. She was like a. Just a badass. And they don't have her voice. That must kill you. That's like Aaron Berg when he was in. What the was that movie he was in? And they took. No, it's a Law and Order or some.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, it was Daredevil.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Daredevil. Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Hey, mister, we gonna do it? That's a great. You have a telephone call at the front desk. One of the best. Paging Mr. Herman.

[Bobby Lee]

The Chris de Lea Tig Notaro movie was called something.

[Jay Oakerson]

Army of the Dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Jay Oakerson]

Army of the Dead. That's it. And they just plug her in. They just cut him out of a picture and put her in and just an outline around her. And like everyone's always looking at someone. She's like looking the wrong way. He just only do so much with it. She's like. She walks in like, hey, guys. What do you guys talk. What do you guys think the plan is? Everybody's like, over here. It's great. It was such a funny, awkward thing to watch army of the Dead.

[Bobby Lee]

What's this?

[Jay Oakerson]

What are you bringing up that movie Blue, too?

[Bobby Lee]

Things freezing? Yeah, I'm just trying to get out of it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, look. Everything's freaking out over there. Ah, Christ. Everything's freaking the out. He's a really bad actress.

[Bobby Lee]

Who is?

[Jay Oakerson]

Ronda Rousey. Rousey. Oh, Tig. I don't know. God bless her heart. She had to do the best she could. She played to nobody.

[Bobby Lee]

That was bizarre.

[Jay Oakerson]

She just was in an empty room.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't even realize it when I watched the movie. I didn't even realize I gotta rewatch that.

[Jay Oakerson]

You didn't know that there's the whole thing?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, dude. I didn't realize it at all.

[Jay Oakerson]

Every time they cut to her, she's talking alone.

[Bobby Lee]

She's not with anyone. All right? So she. So explain this to me. They replaced him. They shot the whole movie and then brought her back and just did green screen and threw in the movie.

[Jay Oakerson]

She wasn't in the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's that?

[Jay Oakerson]

Kimmy Kong.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Answer it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, we got a. Kimberly, you're on. We're pre recording Bonfire right now. So is this not a thing you should say on a microphone?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's a thing that people would love to hear. It's kind of. It's kind of a.

[Jay Oakerson]

To you, by the way, Amy Schumer commenting on the videos thing goes. Jay, I can't believe you guessed me. I go. I go. I only guessed Amy because you said it was like a. Well, like a popular, like, big comic. So I'm like. I'm trying to think of a big name.

[Bobby Lee]

I was trying to tell her and Nikki. I was like. He was just naming, like, famous female comedians. Yeah. And so funny. My manager texted me. Amy Schumer has entered the chat last day. Yeah, I don't know if I can say this, but.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, you can say it. We. And you can tell us if we can cut it.

[Bobby Lee]

You got your money? Tell us. You got your money. No, no, I haven't. But I just heard 35 seconds ago that legal team will be contacting you guys soon.

[Jay Oakerson]

Us?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, Bonfire specifically. Why us? What do we do? I don't know, but I'm glad it's on, y'.

[Jay Oakerson]

All.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Kim, if you don't think we're lifting more money than I do. If you don't think we're throwing it back on all. You're out of your mind.

[Jay Oakerson]

Now. I'm saying this. Yeah. No, it's never, never, never name said.

[Bobby Lee]

We never name said nothing. Never a name said. Is it going to sue our comment section?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. But I will say this also because. Because the guesses were the ones that I keep saying. It's definitely not Jessica Kirsten. Jessica Kirsten wouldn't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It was Judy Gold.

[Jay Oakerson]

People together. That's right. Judy Gold. Sue me, Bobby. This is actually pretty good, if I'm being completely honest. Like Howard Stern.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Was sued over and over and over again. I've never been sued over something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'll take a good suit.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want. I don't want this girl to get my tiny house.

[Jay Oakerson]

That'd be so Bobby, if we had to stand there while they demolished your tiny house to put a mansion on the property.

[Bobby Lee]

Imagine she sues and takes your fingerless gloves.

[Jay Oakerson]

I've got nothing left.

[Bobby Lee]

You only have one nose ring left.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Takes two of my nose rings.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't. She took my hair dye. Dude. Straight black now. Yeah, you can't dye your hair anymore.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's over.

[Bobby Lee]

She becomes a legion of skank.

[Jay Oakerson]

It'd be so great if they. If they sue us, win the money, and then they use it to pay Kim. I'll tell you what.

[Bobby Lee]

That would be so sick.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'll take that. I'll take that. Circle of life. You know what?

[Bobby Lee]

The Puerto Rican circle of life.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, whatever gets our girl Kimmy paid. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

If this was Kim's whole thing at the beginning. Look, look, I'll say it. You sue them, you get the money, and you give it to me.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, they're in cahoots. That would hurt. That would hurt the most. All right, Kim Wall. I'll see you. I'll let you know when I get our. When we get served.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, Hit me up. Hit me up. I'll go to court.

[Jay Oakerson]

Love you, Kimmy.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell your mom I said hi.

[Jay Oakerson]

Bye.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you guys, there it is.

[Jay Oakerson]

We're about to get jammed up the ass, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Where do you sue when there's no name said? I don't know. Maybe we were talking about the person, but we never said who the person was. So whoever's gonna sue us doesn't know who, but they could get the.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm putting the system on trial. I'll sue back. Think I will sue back. I'm Countersuing.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what though?

[Jay Oakerson]

It is for mental anguish.

[Bobby Lee]

That's when you made it. I'll tell you when you made it. When you get new teeth and you get sued.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

Is when you.

[Jay Oakerson]

It does feel good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We have not been so we have the new teeth.

[Jay Oakerson]

I can't. Look, I gotta wake up early. I got a court date in the morning here. I don't know. I'm getting sued again.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to court next Wednesday.

[Jay Oakerson]

Our legal team will be notifying. That's nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, what's that?

[Jay Oakerson]

No, I mean if you're gonna get us, dude, jam us up the ass. You know what I mean? Yeah, get us. And then we're just like little peons down here. I'd love to say out of school that Jim McClure will make sure that there is a fleet of the Jewish lawyers right now waiting for some kind of thing like this. But I would guess they will hang us out the dry here.

[Bobby Lee]

Series XM and then offer her a show.

[Jay Oakerson]

That sounds like a bit of a you problem.

[Bobby Lee]

She's gonna offer everybody to her for her show. She'll come be like, look, I'll do their time spot and they'll pay her $80 million.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's gonna come in for 125, 126 million dollar deal and she'll get Kim.

[Bobby Lee]

To be her co host.

[Jay Oakerson]

Money talks.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Me doing a podcast in your basement.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's called Frenemies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we're. If we. If we get sued, it's all on us.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We're gonna have to do a gofundme like Kyle cease.

[Jay Oakerson]

What would a. What would a laws like, what kind of numbers do you think that is?

[Bobby Lee]

That'd probably be 100 grand in lawyer fees, you know, and then we'd have to settle.

[Jay Oakerson]

For us.

[Bobby Lee]

For us. Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no. If we go to court, we're absolutely representing ourselves.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know the law?

[Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay then, yeah, let's do it.

[Jay Oakerson]

But I was. I was married to a lawyer. I think she did mostly property stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's it.

[Jay Oakerson]

And some. What's that?

[Bobby Lee]

You have watched Sovereign Citizen.

[Jay Oakerson]

I've also watched a lot of sovereign citizens videos. So you know what to say.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I. You know what? I've.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sue me for what? My money doesn't even work here. This is legal tender. I will give her. I will give her that money. In tree. Tree bark is tender in J. In Jasonia.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm up to date on all the Psych episodes. I watch them like 50 times. So I can pick the jury because I know I could just tell by people's certain movements who is good, who's bad.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's all you. Yeah, I'll play Candy Crush while you do that. But I'm telling you, when it comes time to show up in court, dude, and wow this jury.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

All those years of crowd, we're gonna really come into play here.

[Bobby Lee]

What are we gonna wear suits? Are we wearing suits or just.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, I think we go in our casual clothes. Just like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, cool.

[Jay Oakerson]

I think we go just like this. No, no, no, no. We respect the court.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to dress like Paul Jersey. I want to wear a mock turtlenet, a gold chain and some nice tight jeans and some fancy shoes.

[Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

This is my type of sports show. She's family because I'm cash. Can I say you're both wrong? For sure. You dress both of you like Johnny.

[Jay Oakerson]

Depp does in court. What's that?

[Bobby Lee]

Like pirates?

[Jay Oakerson]

Rock and roll. Willy Wonka. Rock and roll suit. A rock and roll suit.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't we.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I don't want to come off pompous.

[Bobby Lee]

Wear a suit, but with a. A handkerchief. I said we do. I say we. My cousin Vinny.

[Jay Oakerson]

We. We.

[Bobby Lee]

Tails. We get vintage tails.

[Jay Oakerson]

How about that? How about if we both wear tuxedos?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, tuxedos.

[Jay Oakerson]

Is that good?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Single breasted.

[Bobby Lee]

With top hats, though. We have top hats and can.

[Jay Oakerson]

Single breasted. Maybe one of us goes double breasted. I think those single breasted.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. That's too good. That's not. That's not.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

That's like magician. I don't want to do that. No, that's like the prestige.

[Jay Oakerson]

He won Johnny One. No, no. I know, but I think me and Bobby are going to go with full bow ties.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Bow tie.

[Jay Oakerson]

Like bow tie tuxedos.

[Bobby Lee]

Somebody. One has a top hat, one has a cane. And when you walk in, you fall, but then you roll and you stand up like you're okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Like the Willy Wonka and those vests.

[Jay Oakerson]

And we'll both wear those vests where it's just front. There's no back to the vest, really. It's just like. It's just a strap that goes around your neck and waist.

[Bobby Lee]

Even my tie, when you push it, it rolls up.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you have a flipping dicky.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we have a flipping dicky. Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let's get flipping dickies as a distraction mode.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Whenever someone's going weird, our dicky will flip up like Elmer Fuddy. And then we'll push it back down.

[Bobby Lee]

Are we doing gloves? No gloves.

[Jay Oakerson]

We will walk in with white gloves. We will remove them as if to now address that we are inside.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I say you remove one and then slap whoever it is in the face and you challenge them.

[Jay Oakerson]

And then Black Lou, which will make a lot of people uncomfortable. Black Lou's going to be holding a giant umbrella for us as we walk, as we take our seats in the court. And then when he's done, he's going to put the umbrella. He's going to put the umbrella down. And then like, I like the way you move. Dance out of the place. And then we'll present him we'll be like, as Black Lou every. He's our umbrella guy. I like the way you move.

[Bobby Lee]

We have DJ Lou there, like, just introing us in.

[Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

Music.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes, absolutely. Oh, yeah. When we're done, what we're doing is, like, you have the. The gung gong. That's what we need you for all day long.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

And I'll be like, well, that seems pretty crazy because we never said your name. You, what I'm told is a slut.

[Bobby Lee]

That's great. We're getting sued. This is. This is funny now. But watch. Watch. A $500,000 later, this is only funny. You guys are back in the city in a studio.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is only funny.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up?

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, tell you.

[Bobby Lee]

I honestly don't know what we could be sued for when nobody ever said.

[Jay Oakerson]

Christine, you're overthinking it. I'll tell you what, though. If we get crammed up the ass for a lot of money on this, I'm telling you, better come in and save. Help save the day. Mm. You know I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Defending your honor. You better come and save the day.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Goddamn right. You know who, right? Jacob.

[Jay Oakerson]

Said, I've said enough. That's cool. Well, dude, what if we're financially crushed? That would be hilarious. From this.

[Bobby Lee]

If I had to, like, move into the tiny house, sell my house, and have to travel every day from the tiny house. Four and a half hours a day to work.

[Jay Oakerson]

Christine's right. Notes. She's worried.

[Bobby Lee]

You are worried. Why, Christine? We didn't say anything. We didn't do anything.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, because it's a girl. So Christine technically would have to fight her if we saw.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true. You have to beat her up.

[Jay Oakerson]

Me and Bobby are simply going to be the team of lawyers. But Christine, you're the enforcer on this one. Because it's a girl. So do me a favor and start training a little bit, because I think right now you would get your shit kicked in.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want to fight Christine. Jesus.

[Jay Oakerson]

For your man.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll have.

[Jay Oakerson]

We've been watching baddies.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll have Don do it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Thank you. We've been watching baddies. We've been watching baddies. You know, sometimes you got to stand on 10 toes down.

[Bobby Lee]

Don. Don is. Don is always on 10 toes down, ready to go. Hair's always in a scrunchie, ready to fight.

[Jay Oakerson]

Did you hear what Christine just said? I can't believe we dwell in the same house.

[Bobby Lee]

Why would she say she doesn't want.

[Jay Oakerson]

To stand on Business.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. I know. You know what you should do right now?

[Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You should stand on business.

[Jay Oakerson]

And teacher, she about to need that. She's about to back him down. Yo, yo, she's backing down. You ain't no fun if she's backing down.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true. She's weak.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's weak. She's a weak ass.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She's water, son.

[Jay Oakerson]

Damn, dude, I didn't know that. Jacob, looks like you're gonna have to fight this for us. She's seven inches taller than you. So I'm gonna need you to go. I mean, a lot of power, and get her on the ground. You gotta level out the playing field. Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You have to go in and bite her Achilles, quick.

[Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

Down.

[Jay Oakerson]

And I mean, like, where there's blood on your cheeks. She thinks you're ravenous.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You look like Jack Black in Tropic Thunder when he bit the bat. You understand?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Now, DJ Lou, the jersey's got to come out of you. Dude. All that fury.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I got a lot built up.

[Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

That's frightening.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no, he's got a lot of fury.

[Bobby Lee]

Scared the shit out of me when he said that like that. All right. I got a lot built up. Gotta go somewhere.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude, uncork it on this husband.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What a. I mean, it's gonna be. The clip.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's gonna be a circus. Some will call it kangaroo court.

[Bobby Lee]

The king. The king. The king. The. The clip went viral quick. It's over a million. Was it million two?

[Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

What is it?

[Jay Oakerson]

Is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Where is it? Million point two right now. On Instagram? Yep. No, Put my glasses on. There you go. Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Are we funny in the clip?

[Bobby Lee]

It's 2.2. 2.1 million on Facebook. TikTok is 369K and YouTube is 700.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do we say anything funny or is it just the info?

[Bobby Lee]

No, we haven't. It was a funny clip, but it was very interesting.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, well, people are. I know. Everyone's asking me.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know where these numbers are from. Well, I don't know. You have to investigate them. They're from a piece of paper. I read them as look bad. What the hell?

[Jay Oakerson]

We have seven. There's seven bazillion on TikTok trying to.

[Bobby Lee]

Find the seven bazillion. Well, leave it alone. Let them try and figure it out. Individ usually that we're lying.

[Jay Oakerson]

Hey, everybody out there. Go look and see if we're lying.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ, Christine. It's show business.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, they're Gonna find out in two seconds.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Find out by themselves.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay, well, that's a 795.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

So it went up.

[Bobby Lee]

So it went up.

[Jay Oakerson]

Nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's. Is that YouTube 738?

[Jay Oakerson]

Before that's what I said, Bobby started saying multiple millions.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Where are the millions? It's on Instagram. Instagram is 1.2 million. And on Facebook, it's 2.1 million. Can I just. Boom. Why you. Why are you doubting us?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, why?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like your shitty confidence in this show. I saw shitty confidence. There it is. I'm seeing why Numbers. Why are you investigating us? I'm just trying to see where it is. Because that's exciting. That's. Well, it's. Well, just be excited. Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

But she can't be excited if it's not real.

[Bobby Lee]

It is not real on Instagram. Go to Instagram.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let me tell you something.

[Bobby Lee]

Facebook. Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Fault. False. Like positivity.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Is starting to weigh on me a bit. I got.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that mean?

[Jay Oakerson]

Devastated yesterday, going into Legion of Skank. The last couple months of Legion of Skanks. When we walk in to the room, when we first walk into the room, as you see in the views. There you go.

[Bobby Lee]

A lot of views. What is it, 3,635,000? It's way more now. I mean, it went up a lot, buddy. This is going. This is getting crazy. This is getting crazy.

[Jay Oakerson]

The best part for me is we're getting sued.

[Bobby Lee]

We're getting Christine's face.

[Jay Oakerson]

The thumbnail face she makes on the YouTube is my favorite, first of all. Yeah. I just can't believe.

[Bobby Lee]

I've. I figured out you have a. You. I'm taking your technique that you took. You got a good video technique that you did, and I'm gonna start using it.

[Jay Oakerson]

What's that?

[Bobby Lee]

Standing up during the videos.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I look like a little fat Hamburg.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sandwich when I'm trying to stand up on the videos a bit. And when Black Lou starts filming, too, I try to jump up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, dude, Black Lou, I mean, he was sandwiched.

[Jay Oakerson]

I could lose all the weight in the world. I just don't have a sit body.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't have a sit body either. Dude, look at the clip. Like you're standing. And then you go back to me. You look great. And then you go back to me. I look like a little. Look at my little fat. All my belly's mushed up.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's so funny. The Amy Schumer. Why the. Did Jay guess me? She said. She said it's a Very popular female comic.

[Bobby Lee]

You were just guessing female comics because she was like, it's somebody that doesn't deserve it. But I think that came in later. So it was probably offensive to be guessed.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, no. But somebody had to throw out there every single name. I think I got a Wendy Liebman at one point.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Jay Oakerson]

And I've said for the record, Amy Schumer's always bekshabin. Quite good to me.

[Bobby Lee]

It's true, though. She has been. Both of you. All right. Still trying to stay in the business.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm sure I will never be used moving forward in anything Amy Schumer does again, ever. But she historically, has always been cool to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. Hooked it up. This makes me sick.

[Jay Oakerson]

I just want you to know that the woman.

[Bobby Lee]

She's not suing you. Shut up.

[Jay Oakerson]

Luke, you get this for the clip, please. She gives.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Gives what?

[Jay Oakerson]

She gives more than. Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Jay Oakerson]

Opportunity.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God, I can't. What happened?

[Jay Oakerson]

She wrote me. Lou, please, my camera. Amy Schumer. Am I rolling? Amy Schumer, and I've said this before.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Has given me many opportunities.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

She has fought for me to get money.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

To be treated with respect and properly on the Oddball tour. Put me on her show several times.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No audition.

[Jay Oakerson]

Very good to me. No audition. Just. Hey, we want you to do this part.

[Bobby Lee]

What part was it?

[Jay Oakerson]

I was the dog stripper delivery guy. I was the one of the main guys in the gang bang. I did on that show.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not that hard to fight. You don't have to audition for either one of those. A gang bang and a dog dude.

[Jay Oakerson]

So you're saying she did nothing for me? I mean, I'm just saying she fought for me to get money when I host the main stage, and I got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

And. And the travel, they were, like, kind of me on a little bit. And she, like, took care of that too and, like, made sure that they fixed it. So point being.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

The fact that people guess her or Jessica Kirsten. Both are not. Oh, look at this. Me just the gang bang guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you look like a fat Indian old woman? I swear to God, I thought you're an old Indian mom. What the. Why did you do pigtails, brother?

[Jay Oakerson]

They. It was this. This was their choice. Holy funny sketch.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, I love that. I gotta respect you, though. You said, hey, you got a robe. Everybody else is wearing a towel.

[Jay Oakerson]

And that's absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

You went, yo, is there a robe back there? And that other fat guy was like, there was only one robe.

[Jay Oakerson]

I. I definitely, like. They were like. Oh, yeah. I guess it'll be kind of funny. Like, you're the guy wearing the robe.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta respect it.

[Jay Oakerson]

So I did not wanna.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So. Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Just so you know, she treats people good right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Amy. Amy.

[Jay Oakerson]

And Jessica. Kirsten's A dollar I love. I would never do that either. And it's either of those people.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we don't know that.

[Jay Oakerson]

I was forced to. I know exactly who the person is Kim's talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we do, but we. They don't.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, they don't know. But I just want you know it's not Jessica Kirsten.

[Bobby Lee]

Make sure you beep that out, by the way.

[Jay Oakerson]

But it's not Jessica Kieran.

[Bobby Lee]

No, the per. We did say it at the beginning. Yeah. We have a lot of beeps on this one.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do we, Amy?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I say something right there? Amy is really cute right there. And she. Look at that.

[Jay Oakerson]

It. I don't know how you want to.

[Bobby Lee]

She's got trashed because she became a movie star. But Amy was a cute chick. Oh, she got trashed because she, you know, became chubby.

[Jay Oakerson]

What's that?

[Bobby Lee]

You heard me.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't see that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you do.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's been very good to me.

[Bobby Lee]

When she doesn't mean. She didn't gain 80 pounds.

[Jay Oakerson]

Lou, bring my camera back up.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I got fat too. I was fat. We all get fat.

[Jay Oakerson]

I find her attractive.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. A lot faster.

[Jay Oakerson]

Always.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you. Christine. I was a lot fatter than her. Yes, I was. But not. But you know what? It's relative.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Dog years. Yeah. You're a boy. Yeah. She's girl fat. Was as fat.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Chris Farley thing going on.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't say like that.

[Bobby Lee]

What the. You Hollywood ass kissers.

[Jay Oakerson]

I tried be funny.

[Bobby Lee]

If she puts Jay in a huge movie because of this. I was her parties.

[Jay Oakerson]

I threw it. I threw it. I threw it at Amy a little bit it back in the day. Shut it down. Shut it down quick.

[Bobby Lee]

Never threw it at her. Never threw it at her.

[Jay Oakerson]

I tried. I took one little shot.

[Bobby Lee]

What was it?

[Jay Oakerson]

Very benign. No, just like a small text. Flirty. And it didn't go for a hot dog. No.

[Bobby Lee]

You like hot dogs?

[Jay Oakerson]

No, I didn't like hot dogs. Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby.

[Jay Oakerson]

Amy Schumer's been very good to me.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Good. She was. She's good to you.

[Jay Oakerson]

I have to do this on Legion of Skanks. I gotta do this here now.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Jay Oakerson]

I won't take part. Partners.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, fine, buddy. She's been good to a lot of people. She put me in the show. I was in the show.

[Jay Oakerson]

I wouldn't defend. I like Nikki very much. Okay, Nikki's a friend, but I. I wouldn't defend like this.

[Bobby Lee]

God.

[Jay Oakerson]

Amy Schumer's been very good to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. We should get another sick.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you think I'm. There's a smile coming behind this that I'm. That I'm joking?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think there's something.

[Jay Oakerson]

I have one thing that I'm serious about.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Jay Oakerson]

The fact that Amy Schumer's been very good to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Amy Schumer's been good with you. That's great. She's great. That's fantastic. That's great.

[Jay Oakerson]

You don't say anything else after that.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not saying anything else after that. You phony baloney.

[Jay Oakerson]

Phony baloney?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You fat Indian.

[Jay Oakerson]

Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer. I do resemble a fat Indian in that picture at the Madonna concert. Came over, hugged my daughter and her roommate. Made their year. It looked so cool for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

They were so stoked on it.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, she's been good to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's great. You what?

[Jay Oakerson]

Have your own issues with.

[Bobby Lee]

I do not.

[Jay Oakerson]

You don't like her.

[Bobby Lee]

I like. Of course I like Amy. She's been very good to me. But I'm not going to treat her so isn't Colin Quinn and Jim Norton, but I'm not gonna lick their like you're doing right now for some reason.

[Jay Oakerson]

Maybe she's never been that good to you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not gonna have DJ Lou play a background music, a sound bed behind my ass kissing.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm not going to apologize for saying. You gotta say the people helped you. Listen, Mark Marin's been a twat to me before, too. Guy also gave me an opportunity in comedy when I was way young.

[Bobby Lee]

Mark, gotta say the good.

[Jay Oakerson]

Gotta say the good.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at Mark has put me in his show. I was in his show and on his podcast.

[Jay Oakerson]

I was on his podcast, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Mark, man, the book.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm in the book of the podcast. It's great they made. So Mark Marin always gotta say, guy's been very good to me. Hollywood, you say what you will about this guy, you can say all your things about Mark, man. I go, sure, yeah. No, I see that. Without a doubt. What do I think about Mark Marin? Guy's always been really, really good to me, man. Guy's been good to me. Give me some good opportunities.

[Bobby Lee]

I hate Hollywood. Jay, I hope you choke on one of Those chips we have for break on the Comedy Channel. What?

[Jay Oakerson]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Mark Marin.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Mark Marin also. Guy plays guitar. Can I get my camera back up a little for this also? We rolling. All right, Mark Marin, stand up. Came out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You've been sitting the whole time.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let me do a retake of the Amy one then. Let me do the Amy one again then.

[Bobby Lee]

Get that fat Indian old lady off the screen too. Behind him. Look behind you. She has on this screen. Oh, God.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let me stand like this. Like I just looks like I'm just pontificating. Yeah, so I'll do re. Redo Amy's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Jay Oakerson]

Don't say mean stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not gonna say mean stuff.

[Jay Oakerson]

I take this really seriously.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you do.

[Jay Oakerson]

There's only a few things I take seriously. Yeah, I know people talk bad about Amy Schumer.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, dude, fine. I like. They're both good people.

[Jay Oakerson]

Amy. Amy Schumer, yes, undeniably, has been very good to me in my career.

[Bobby Lee]

She's been good to a lot of people.

[Jay Oakerson]

She fought for me to get better travel.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. Wow.

[Jay Oakerson]

On Oddball.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

She fought for me to get paid on the main stage.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Of Oddball. Where they were not before.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Put me on a show without auditions. Just offer me a little part.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, she didn't audition anybody. She just put us in.

[Jay Oakerson]

Were you on the show, dude?

[Bobby Lee]

You what? Yes, I was.

[Jay Oakerson]

How many times?

[Bobby Lee]

Twice.

[Jay Oakerson]

Were you now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was now.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Because I was.

[Jay Oakerson]

How can you talk about it like this now?

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't talked. I haven't said anything. I'm just not sucking her asshole like you.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is asshole sucking because someone who.

[Bobby Lee]

There you go, right there.

[Jay Oakerson]

Camera back over here.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at me. Look at me. And bald Norton. There you go.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, but that was just like a. Throw a friend like a bone.

[Bobby Lee]

That was not a bone. That was one of the most popular sketches she had that year.

[Jay Oakerson]

You look like Dr. Evil.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at. Look at Norton. You know, it's so funny. They gave us hot oil cream and I put it on her back and it burnt her back. I felt terrible. But that's when she found out about my dead toenail. Because in the middle of the scene, she went, what the is on your foot? I was like, that's my dead toenail. She's like, why didn't you demand to.

[Jay Oakerson]

Wear, like, shoes or something? Something.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I didn't care.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yuck is right.

[Jay Oakerson]

Wow. So, I don't know, maybe you didn't find that to be As a lo. My camera, please. Maybe you didn't find that to be as great an experience as I did. I don't really have TV aspirations. I didn't like really work towards that. So for someone to just.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right. Are you.

[Jay Oakerson]

Are you for someone that just.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Jay Oakerson]

Give you an opportunity like that, are.

[Bobby Lee]

You welling up right now?

[Jay Oakerson]

Who doesn't? I don't know. I get emotional when I talk about her.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't get emotional when you talk about anything except steak and cheesesteaks. Sorry. I fixed it.

[Jay Oakerson]

And Marc Marin.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God.

[Jay Oakerson]

The guy shreds.

[Bobby Lee]

Shreds what? Guitar totally shreds. Oh, you Hollywood Okerson. Sure.

[Jay Oakerson]

The guy's opinionated. He thinks what I do. He thinks everything that I do in comedy is worthless in the shittiest form of comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Literally hates what you do.

[Jay Oakerson]

He hates what I do.

[Bobby Lee]

You sit down and go, where you from? Wants to throw something in your head.

[Jay Oakerson]

He thinks that borderline is void of talent.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. Yeah, he said it. Do you love what he does?

[Jay Oakerson]

Christine, Don't. Don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Pontificating.

[Jay Oakerson]

He.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

Has given me a lot of opportunity in this business.

[Bobby Lee]

What did he give you?

[Jay Oakerson]

Very good to me.

[Bobby Lee]

What did he give you?

[Jay Oakerson]

Did warm ups on his TV show.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's fun.

[Jay Oakerson]

He asked me like pretty young for what that show was to do. What? The podcast. And that was a big deal for me when I got.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, when he first. When he first did it at the clubs and everybody did it.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, in his house. Yeah, at his garage. His garage in la? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I did it before that. I did it at the comedy club.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh yeah. That's before it popped.

[Bobby Lee]

That was when Amy and Jess and that were dating. But that.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes, I do remember that is Jesel Neck.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you. Do you have anything about him that he helped you to.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, I think actually he's put together a slight minimal effort to take me down. But I still also find. Is my camera on?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Anthony Jezel Neck is a fantastic comedic.

[Bobby Lee]

Mind shut the what?

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. Maybe he's not around comedians enough, but he seems very angry. But I think the guy's world class funny to me. So, you know, I guess what you say.

[Bobby Lee]

Hollywood. I never thought I'd see the day when you wanted to make it so much that you're Hollywood J. You really are. Make me sick to myself.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'll take a shot at somebody if it's someone to take a shot at.

[Bobby Lee]

Good. Take a shot.

[Jay Oakerson]

People on that list. I put Nikki on That list, you.

[Bobby Lee]

Say, say something about her.

[Jay Oakerson]

Nikki Glazer maybe is the hardest working person I've ever seen in stand up comedy. She's everywhere all at once. Dancing with the Stars, stand up tours, okay. Selling out all over the place.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, well, say.

[Jay Oakerson]

What about humiliating her? Mail openers.

[Bobby Lee]

What about. What about Ellen? Say something about Ellen. Got something good, good to say about her, Hollywood J.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's out of the business, so it's. Who even cares about that? I have no interactions with Ellen DeGeneres.

[Bobby Lee]

There you go.

[Jay Oakerson]

You want me to take a shot at somebody?

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead.

[Jay Oakerson]

Go and throw me another name.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll throw you another name. You ready?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Come on. Give me somebody who I can just lay into.

[Bobby Lee]

Bonnie McFarlane.

[Jay Oakerson]

Piece of Bonnie McFarlane. Maybe the greatest writer working in the New York comedy scene. For sure. I mean, everything she says is hilarious.

[Bobby Lee]

Natalie Cuomo.

[Jay Oakerson]

I said, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on, come on, Hollywood J.

[Jay Oakerson]

We're gonna get sued twice.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a sold out show and you want to say mean to me? Okay, so don't do that. Come on, Hollywood J, what do you got?

[Jay Oakerson]

She told me not to say mean shit about her.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

She just said it. She just said, don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

So you, you gotta do what you told.

[Jay Oakerson]

Listen, funny or not, gotta respect a woman's choice. She wants to. She doesn't want me to say mean stuff to her.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Jay Oakerson]

So what can I do about that?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

So go. Let's try somebody else.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Take Notaro.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

There you go.

[Jay Oakerson]

Now we're cooking with gas. I got nothing on that one, dude. She might be a raging piece of shit.

[Bobby Lee]

I think she's nice.

[Jay Oakerson]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you know her?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't know her at all either.

[Jay Oakerson]

She would just not like me. Although you know what? I'm trying, like, I'm trying to stop doing that thing. Well, yeah, I have nothing, no problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Trashing people.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, not trashing. That's great. That's fun. Assuming people will not. Me and Lewis both have talked about trying to get better at that and I think that was fun to watch. The one that it was fun to watch on Fully Loaded, whatever was last year, two years ago was a fortune. Feimster love her. And by the time Lewis came, I had already done a show with her. And it was kind of like. I think at one point they were even trying to figure out a way to like maybe whatever half of the show she's on, we'll put Lewis on the other. Really, it was very bizarre. She was cool, they got along great. And Everything. And she's awesome, she's funny, she's fun to hang with, but I could see. I understand Lewis's thing. I'd have that too. I'd be a fortune theme. She's like a lesbian comedian. She's gonna think what I'm doing is blah, blah, blah. But she was anybody, doll. Anybody as hell.

[Bobby Lee]

Anybody who can hang out with that bread queen for more than a couple hours is a good, awesome, fun person. Sourdough pickle eater.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, dude. Tom Papa Black Lou, if you wouldn't mind. Tom Papa.

[Bobby Lee]

I love Tom Papa. So you can't say anything about.

[Jay Oakerson]

So goddamn funny.

[Bobby Lee]

What he is.

[Jay Oakerson]

To watch another guy who's always opened his arms to me from the get go when he was a successful comic and I was a nobody, always remembered my name. He's a great guy and was just a friendly, friendly guy. And I look forward to seeing him, working with him again in the future.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't. Yep. I. I mean, look, I can't. I love Tom Papa, one of my.

[Jay Oakerson]

Friends, but you call him like a bread queen. It's like you'd.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the bread queen of Cincinnati.

[Jay Oakerson]

Isn't he kind of Cincinnati?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Jay Oakerson]

Know.

[Bobby Lee]

Didn't he win an award?

[Jay Oakerson]

The best bread in Cincinnati? I mean, I'm unaware of that.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at. He stole my bread. He stole my bread thing.

[Jay Oakerson]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

That was my thing. That would have skyrocketed me.

[Jay Oakerson]

See, this is the kind of stuff I'm not going to get involved.

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever, dude. Of course you're not, because you're Hollywood.

[Jay Oakerson]

Guy makes bread. He loves it. It's a passion project.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't stand Hollywood. Jay, ever since you got a heated pool, you've turned into this other guy. Ever since you got a gazebo with a TV outside, you're a different pavilion. You're both different. Ah, this is. This is all funny games until someone just serves us out front while we're eating Chick Fil A. I can't wait. And we're gonna be like this. Hey, you, Big J and Robert Kelly. Yeah, we'll get. We'll be getting up to photo and, like, you've been served, fatties.

[Jay Oakerson]

I know. I'm still gonna ask me if they want to take a picture. You guys take a picture still.

[Bobby Lee]

What if they do?

[Jay Oakerson]

I mean, while we're here.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he's thinking, come on, dude, give us this. Give us a little heads up.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he's coming back over. He probably thought I was gonna say something nice about somebody.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I don't I really don't have a beef with any comedian.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't want to.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never had a beef with really anybody. Even Marin, who used to. When Godfrey. I used to host Godfrey was on. He would come down and just be like, why the. Do you guys have to yell? I'd be like, man, you're cool. Just chill. I love you. You're funny. He's funny. I'm funny. You don't have to hate us because we're louder than you. And he was like, I don't. No. He's like, okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I feel that's the kind of, like, thing you could, like, talk Marin.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, you could talk to Marion about any of it, and he'd be fine. You could confront him with shit, and. And if he's wrong, he'd back down or say, sorry. He's. He's. Yeah, he's always. He's never, ever. I know. I know people that hate him. I know people that just don't like him.

[Jay Oakerson]

Lou, over here, please. That's crazy to hate Marc Maron.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you hate America?

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you hate comedy? Do you hate.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you hate art?

[Jay Oakerson]

The art of it? Yeah, the whole thing. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you hate all of art? That's insane, because he's all art.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't associate, I guess, with people who feel that way about him.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Jay Oakerson]

You can take it back over there.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, I, I can't. I can't. I hate.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, you're trying to.

[Bobby Lee]

Hollywood J.

[Jay Oakerson]

You're trying to do it a little bit. You're trying to walk the line.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I'm. I'm being actually honest. You're being.

[Jay Oakerson]

You hate Mark Marin.

[Bobby Lee]

You're being hot. I love Mark Maron.

[Jay Oakerson]

You do not enjoy Mark.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I've always loved Marc Marin. I've always been a fan of.

[Jay Oakerson]

I was actually Seven of your jokes.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not stole seven. It was three.

[Jay Oakerson]

Three of your jokes.

[Bobby Lee]

Three of my jokes have made them way better.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, there was a lot more meat on that bone. It turn.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, that's funny that you say that, because when I first moved to the city, I was. I was at Gotham when. Remember Old Gotham, the original worm. I was at Gotham trying to audition, and he was on the show after me. I went up and did all my jokes, and my agent, Matty Frost, who was my. Just trying to work on me at the time. He was not even a manager yet. He was like, yo, man, you got to quit doing those jokes. Marc Maron has the same joke. I had I had a joke about Q tips. Like, cleaning your ears was as to me, better than coming. I'd rather clean my ear with a Q tip and get in there. And I was like, you ever clean your ears and take a at the same time?

[Jay Oakerson]

I remember the bit, buddy.

[Bobby Lee]

You remember that bit?

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna tell you this, though. Whatever Mark Marin's version of it is didn't involve him stomping his foot on the ground like a dog getting excited. I remember that part of the bit. I do.

[Bobby Lee]

But I had it. He was like, mark has the same bit, and it's better.

[Jay Oakerson]

And it's better.

[Bobby Lee]

You should. You should. You should dump that bit. And I remember I dumped it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Get rid of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I got rid of it, but I remember that.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Mark, did I tell you that I asked him about doing Story wars in la, and when he messaged me back, what'd he say? Or I. He said. He goes. He goes, yeah. What's the angle? What he wrote. Which is funny. Funny way to put it. So I explained, like, you know, in a pretty thick paragraph, like, what the game is. And I go, I could send you, you know, an episode. You'll get it in a second. And then I wrote another text going, I really hope you say yes now for all that writing. And he was like, it's good to write sometimes, Jay.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow. Fuck. Oh, my. That makes me angry. Oh, man.

[Jay Oakerson]

I like when the curmudgeons are the curmudgeons, though. It's. Everyone's supposed to kind of play their role to some degree. That's why I asked Jeselnik also do Story wars. And he was like, it's great to hear from you, Jay. No.

[Bobby Lee]

But, you know, it's not. You know, they're not saying no to you. You know, they're not saying no to you.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

They're saying no to your partner in crime. Yeah. They don't like Robin. They love Batman.

[Jay Oakerson]

So funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's crazy. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, that's why I never got mad at Jerry Seinfeld when he did that. Not you. To me.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I remember I went to Colin. I was. Because I knew they were friends. I was like, what the. He's like, bobby, he didn't become this guy. He's been this guy forever. That's him. Yeah, he was that before he was a millionaire. He was just a dick.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was like, all right, if that's him, I'm cool with it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I had. He was. He was in the Cellar. The night that I passed whoever. The booker that I passed with at Stan New York.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

And I went down to the Cellar, like, you know that we'd always run back to tell Keith who brought us up there, like, hey, we got. You know, something's going good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

And I came back and said. And Seinfeld was there, and I think it was Colin was, I think, being actually nice. And he goes, hey, Joe, this is Jay. He goes, he just passed Stamp New York tonight, you know, And Jerry did, like, a really sarcastic, like, amount of, like, wow. And I was like, okay, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Like, felt really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, Was that. Was that Pocahontas? Shay. Did you. Oh, did you have pigtails?

[Jay Oakerson]

No. Still short hair before. Long hair.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. Yeah. I've never had a. I don't have a problem. I don't think I've ever had a problem with any comedian.

[Jay Oakerson]

No. That's insane for you to say who. You've been doing it so long. There's no way. I've had a couple of things pop up here and there, but I've. I am not good at going to sleep on fucking drama. Todd Lynn. I had had a couple encounters with almost.

[Bobby Lee]

I've had problems, but I've always. I'll confront it right away.

[Jay Oakerson]

I know for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't have anybody confronting it. Even if the confrontation is like. And you said this. Don't say this anymore. You do still have somebody there. Like, you can let it go. But it's also. I don't have there.

[Bobby Lee]

I only have one person that I don't. I don't talk to Dawn. She's just a. Yeah. I mean, she's.

[Jay Oakerson]

You can't get past it.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't get past her shitty bitchiness.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

DJ Lou's girlfriend. It's gonna be someone just hilarious. You say there's only one piece of. I don't talk to Christine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, your dog is just an asshole.

[Jay Oakerson]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but really, there's only one person I don't. I don't talk to, and I probably never will. That's it. I fought.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Me and Billy used to.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm like, who's this? Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Me and Bill used to fight every. I mean, we fist fought. We fought, like, physically.

[Jay Oakerson]

He won't.

[Bobby Lee]

No. You know, any mind.

[Jay Oakerson]

He'd be the show to you. No, he tells people he's tougher than you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's all right. He did get me one time when we were playing roll hockey on pavement and he just mushed. My face into cement. That was pretty funny.

[Jay Oakerson]

Damn, dude. He has no respect for you. It's probably what you talk about in Blackley. Would you mind coming over here for one second?

[Bobby Lee]

What the. Ah, God damn it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Here comes getting to watch the journey of Bill Burr.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God.

[Jay Oakerson]

From 12 people in a. In a Caroline's after work show that we're doing together. And I'm just excited to be there. And I'm watching him. Ladies, fantastic jokes out there in front of these dead audiences. And you just knew the world was going to find out one day. You knew the world was going to find out who Bill Burr was. And boy, did they find out. Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

What does possibility mean to you? That's a hard question. Something that you can strive for.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm able to do anything I set my mind to. You're confident in yourself and you believe in yourself.

[Bobby Lee]

Stuff that you could achieve, I feel it's sired.

[Jay Oakerson]

Anything is possible when you're more confident.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Lee]

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