The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: "Hollywood Jay with Kim Congdon"

Date: August 22, 2025
Guest: Kim Congdon
Network: SiriusXM Faction Talk, Channel 103

Overview

In this riotous episode, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly dive straight into the heart of comedy culture, pop entertainment, and behind-the-scenes drama with their signature sharp wit. Regular crew members jump in on the banter, and the surprise call-in from guest Kim Congdon spices things up as the hosts react to the news of a legal threat against the Bonfire. The conversation jumps from analyzing 80s and 90s cult movies, discussing MMA fighters' public personas, Hollywood opportunities, and the inescapable swirl of comedian gossip, all wrapped in their unfiltered, laugh-out-loud delivery.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Nostalgic Movie Criticism & Comedy (01:07–15:02)

Footloose: Destiny and Theories

• Jay and Bobby riff on "Footloose," dissecting the infamous tractor chicken scene and joking about an alternative plot where Kevin Bacon's character dies, making the entire movie his personal heaven.
• Jay: "I think the second half of 'Footloose' is heaven. He dies in the tractor accident because he never got his foot loose." [06:17]
• They lampoon 80s and 90s beauty standards, laughing at how "heart-shaped butts" and innocence in dance movies are out of step with today's aesthetics.

Roadhouse: Remakes and Missed Opportunities

• A deep dive into "Roadhouse" and its recent remake. Jay and Bobby skewer the new version, griping about cultural updates and the lack of the original’s grit.
• Conor McGregor and Post Malone's performances are ridiculed, especially Post's physique:
  • Bobby: "He throws a punch like my mother." [13:56]
• The pair bemoan the absence of classic monster trucks and the authenticity of old-school villainy versus new, less convincing motives.

2. MMA, Female Fighters, and Pop Culture (15:30–22:32)

From Ronda Rousey to Gina Carano

• They move on to mixed martial arts, discussing Ronda Rousey's downfall and the "hot fighter" phenomenon, contrasting skill with marketability.
  • Jay: "It just took two girls who weren't afraid of Ronda’s name. And they beat her mercilessly." [16:17]
  • Bobby recaps Gina Carano’s firing from Disney and pokes fun at her weight change post-"Mandalorian."
• The conversation swerves into overtly raunchy territory as Jay and Bobby comment on the appearances and anatomy of several female fighters.

Voices and Acting in Hollywood

• They debate the challenges fighters face transitioning to acting, citing over-dubbed voices (Gina Carano), terrible acting (Ronda Rousey), and on-set stories.

3. Comedian Drama & Showbiz Lawsuit Talk (26:21–38:39)

Kim Congdon Calls In [26:21]

• Kim Congdon phones in to share breaking news:
  • Kim: "I just heard 35 seconds ago that legal team will be contacting you guys soon." [27:12]
• Jay and Bobby are delighted and riff on how getting sued is a sign they've "made it."
  • Jay: "I'll take a good suit." [28:17]
  • The hosts joke about losing all their possessions to a lawsuit, and muse about representing themselves in court ("Sovereign Citizen" style) and how they'd dress for trial—a reoccurring comedic climax.
• Bobby: "That's when you made it. When you get new teeth and you get sued." [29:54]

4. Comedy Scene Loyalty, Hollywood ‘Ass-Kissing’, and Grievances (41:18–63:44)

Amy Schumer, Marc Maron, and Hollywood Favors [41:18–52:54]

• The hosts perform a mock “Hollywood gratitude” exchange, declaring who has been good to them in the industry:
  • Jay: "Amy Schumer...has given me many opportunities. She has fought for me to get money...put me on her show several times." [43:56]
  • Bobby and Jay trade barbs, as Bobby accuses Jay of “Hollywood ass-kissing,” while both admit the importance of recognizing who’s opened doors.
• Jay details roles he’s gotten in Amy Schumer’s projects ("gang bang guy," "dog stripper delivery").
• The duo swap stories of industry support and competition, with a focus on how comedy friendships and rivalries shape their careers.

Riffing on Other Comedians

• The hosts attempt to "trash" various comedians, but overwhelmingly end up complimenting everyone from Nikki Glaser and Bonnie McFarlane, to Tom Papa (dubbed the "bread queen").
• Jay: "Tom Papa...always remembered my name. I look forward to seeing him, working with him again in the future." [57:16]
• Reflections on Marc Maron’s curmudgeon act and the time Jay or Bobby was mistaken for stealing jokes (“Mark has the same bit, and it's better.” [61:13]), with stories about early days in NYC comedy.

The Reality of Comedy Beef

• Both hosts emphasize their preference to resolve drama directly, expressing little interest in carrying grudges.
  • Bobby: "I've never had a beef with really anybody. Even Marin, who used to...he was never ever…I know people that hate him. I just don't." [58:49]
• Anecdotes about physical fights, especially Bobby’s history with Bill Burr on and off the stage.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jay: "Did we just finish radio? Did we just turn the lights off and go away? I think we finished radio." [06:31]

• Kim Congdon: "Legal team will be contacting you guys soon." [27:12]

  • Whole sequence is a comedic masterclass on turning potential bad news into show content gold.

• Jay (on Marc Maron): "The guy’s opinionated. He thinks what I do in comedy is worthless...But I still also find...that…Anthony Jeselnik is a fantastic comedic mind." [52:27]

• Bobby: "That's when you made it. When you get new teeth and you get sued." [29:54]

• On courtroom attire:

  • Jay: "How about if we both wear tuxedos?"
  • Bobby: "Yeah, tuxedos. With top hats...one has a cane, and when you walk in, you fall, but then you roll and stand up like you're okay." [35:12]

Timestamps of Key Segments

• 01:07–06:35 – Footloose: Revisiting the tractor chicken scene and Footloose alternate realities
• 06:35–15:02 – Roadhouse: Comparing the original, remakes, cultural context, and monster trucks
• 15:30–22:32 – MMA Fighters/Transition to Fame/Perspectives on Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey
• 26:21–38:39 – Kim Congdon’s lawsuit call; Legal drama, self-representation in court, and comedic courtroom fantasies
• 41:18–52:54 – Gratitude tour: Amy Schumer Hollywood stories, arguing about “ass-kissing,” industry friendships, and early break opportunities
• 52:54–63:44 – Comedy beefs, the code amongst comics, stories about Bill Burr, Marc Maron, and comedian showbiz etiquette

Conclusion

This Bonfire episode is a quintessential ride through the world of modern comedy: a blend of movie nostalgia, brutally honest (and bawdy) commentary on pop culture, and the real-world drama of working in the entertainment industry, leavened with relentless self-deprecation and inside jokes. Kim Congdon’s call-in and the ensuing legal threat provides a meta-level subplot, letting the cast gleefully lampoon the idea of "making it" in showbiz when your biggest fear is getting sued for being too funny and too honest. Whether you’re a comedy nerd or just love behind-the-scenes banter, this episode delivers.