Hot Body/Evil Tattoo

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Hot Body/Evil Tattoo" on The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Podcast Information:

• Title: Hot Body/Evil Tattoo
• Release Date: January 14, 2025
• Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
• Platform: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103

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Introduction

In the episode titled "Hot Body/Evil Tattoo," hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, along with guest appearances by Tim Allen and Kat Dennings, delve into a range of topics spanning from pop culture and movies to provocative hypothetical scenarios involving tattoos and body transformations.

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Main Discussions

1. Transition of Rappers and Musical Evolution ([02:01] - [03:21])

The conversation begins with a discussion about rappers transitioning into acting and the evolution of rap music. Big Jay reflects on an unnamed rapper's shift from rap to acting roles, particularly in the movie Breaking. He humorously critiques the cliche rap lines, saying:

Big J Okerson ([02:14]): "It's like the most basic, corny, like, you know, the ice is cold, the tea is hot. Come on, baby, baby, show me what you got."

Tim Allen expresses appreciation for these classic rap elements:

Tim Allen ([02:26]): "It's my favorite ever rap."

Big Jay extends the conversation to the evolution of rap, contrasting early artists like Run DMC and Public Enemy with later groups such as Onyx and Wu-Tang Clan, highlighting the complexity and depth that emerged over time.

2. Alternate Endings in American History X ([04:00] - [11:36])

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing alternate endings to the controversial film American History X. Big Jay shares his insights and critiques on the proposed alternate ending where Derek (played by Edward Norton) retains his swastika tattoo. He provides a detailed description of the scene:

Big J Okerson ([04:30] - [05:55]): "The camera pans to Derek in the bathroom, showing his swastika tattoo prominently as he smirks at the camera. This ending was intended to underscore the inescapable cycle of violence but, in Big Jay’s view, it introduces a darkly humorous twist that complicates the film's message."

Kat Dennings adds her perspective on the director's dissatisfaction with Edward Norton's influence on the film's editing:

Kat Dennings ([11:25] - [11:36]): "The director totally hates Edward Norton. He took over the editing, drastically reducing scenes focused on Edward Furlong’s character."

Big Jay further elaborates on the repercussions of such editing choices and the thematic implications of maintaining the swastika symbol within the narrative, questioning the cohesion and message of the film.

3. Swastika Tattoos and Body Transformation Hypotheticals ([12:00] - [29:50])

The hosts engage in a playful yet provocative hypothetical scenario where one must choose between maintaining a desirable body and having an "evil" swastika tattoo permanently visible. This segment explores the social and personal ramifications of such a decision.

Big Jay outlines the dilemma:

Big J Okerson ([12:00]): "You get a great body, but you have to live with a swastika tattoo forever. How do you handle the constant explanations and the social stigma attached?"

Kat Dennings humorously refuses the scenario:

Kat Dennings ([21:00]): "No, that's the end. That's it. I'm saying no."

Tim Allen participates by questioning the practicality of managing such a tattoo while maintaining one's height and body image:

Tim Allen ([12:24]): "Can I just wear shirts all the time? No, because that defeats the purpose of wanting the body."

The discussion takes a comedic turn as the hosts imagine various ways to cope with or justify the tattoo in social situations, including interactions at beaches, dating scenarios, and everyday encounters. They explore the absurdity and challenges of balancing physical appearance with the negative connotations of the tattoo.

Notable Remarks:

• Big J Okerson ([19:00]): "I'd have to keep explaining that I made a deal with a genie to have this body with a swastika. It’s just the nature of what it has to be."
• Robert Kelly ([29:50]): "Those things are sexy to me, you know for sure." (Referring to symbols like swastikas in tattoos)

The segment concludes with playful banter about the feasibility of maintaining such a tattooed body and the social interactions it would entail, highlighting the comedic tension between desirability and stigmatization.

4. Critique of Movie Editing and Character Portrayal ([32:03] - [37:45])

The hosts shift focus back to film critiques, discussing character portrayals in movies like Heat and Rocky 4. They specifically call out physical anomalies in actors’ appearances, such as Val Kilmer’s elbow and Denzel Washington’s finger, using them as humorous points of contention.

Big Jay criticizes the exaggerated physical features and their impact on the audience’s perception:

Big J Okerson ([32:03]): "I hate that. They’re all smushed or something. If you ever see him in an interview, he's always hiding his thumbs."

They playfully analyze scenes from American History X, particularly the portrayal of violence and the character’s satisfaction post-conflict, intertwining humor with critique.

5. Social Commentary and Symbolism ([35:00] - [37:45])

The conversation touches upon the misuse and misunderstanding of symbols like the swastika, discussing their historical context versus contemporary interpretations. The hosts debate the impact of such symbols in media and personal expression, blending humor with thoughtful observations.

Big J Okerson ([35:17]): "They just have swastika tattoos. Do you think Jews see our swastikas? They’re not welcome, though."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Big J Okerson ([02:14]): "It's like the most basic, corny... Come on, baby, baby, show me what you got."

• Tim Allen ([02:26]): "It's my favorite ever rap."

• Big J Okerson ([04:30]): "The director was like, well, this is how the thing we can't ever get outside of this cycle of violence... But, like, it is so funny."

• Kat Dennings ([11:25]): "The director totally hates Edward Norton."

• Big J Okerson ([12:00]): "You get a great body, but you have to live with a swastika tattoo forever."

• Kat Dennings ([21:00]): "No, that's the end. That's it. I'm saying no."

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Concluding Remarks

The episode "Hot Body/Evil Tattoo" blends sharp humor with incisive critiques of film and cultural symbols. Through engaging banter and hypothetical scenarios, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly explore the complexities of societal perceptions, personal identity, and the enduring impact of controversial symbols. The inclusion of Tim Allen and Kat Dennings adds a dynamic layer of commentary, making the conversation both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners.

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Transcript

[Tim Allen]

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[Kat Dennings]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Tim Allen]

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[Robert Kelly]

The last time you walked out that.

[Big J Okerson]

Door, you looked back at me and gave me a double bird. I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversations.

[Tim Allen]

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[Big J Okerson]

Other like rational adults?

[Robert Kelly]

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[Tim Allen]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Tim Allen]

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[Big J Okerson]

Cause we're queer.

[Tim Allen]

We're queer.

[Big J Okerson]

We're here, the queer. We ain't going nowhere.

[Tim Allen]

We're moving right next door to you, body count.

[Big J Okerson]

And if those of you that don't like it, y'all can suck my mother, kid. Oh, iced tea. What a wacky dude.

[Tim Allen]

Did he ever go back to rap or did you just go right into acting after this? Did he ever go back into rap or did you stay in metal?

[Big J Okerson]

No. Sure. No, no. He said, yeah, he did rap for sure. I mean, so you know, he's the rapper in the movie Breaking. I mean, he's. It's like the most basic, corny, like, you know, the ice is cold, the tea is hot. Come on, baby, baby, show me what you got. Because that's actually a line from it.

[Tim Allen]

It's my favorite ever rap.

[Big J Okerson]

Is it really?

[Tim Allen]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You like that 80s cheese ball?

[Tim Allen]

Yes. It's cold and the D is hot.

[Big J Okerson]

My name is Bob.

[Tim Allen]

It was a Dougie Fresh. Dougie Fresh.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Allen]

That was that type of rap.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you like that the best? No, I don't like that the best. I said, I have a hard time. Like the evolution of that. It went so fast from that in my. In my eyes, at least as a kid, it was like that. And then, like, Public Enemy was the first thing that kind of got out of that Run DMC kind of vibe. Yeah, it was, like, different. And then by the time I got to, like, for me, like, Onyx and Wu Tang and stuff like that, and then the Far side and bands, like, it was so. So levels above what, Run dmc. There's no obvious. None of it without Run dmc. But I mean, Run DMC never, ever got past, like, the, you know, Beep Bob. But I love Run dmc.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, I like. I mean, I. I like that Dougie Fresh. I like Dougie Fresh. That was fun. Six, man. Thank you for asking.

[Kat Dennings]

Roger tries to wrap in Lethal Weapon. My name is Roger and a heater. I always remember that being the worst rap.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, my name is. Something I'm here to say is the quintessential. This is about to suck.

[Tim Allen]

Did you see that? Did you deleted scene from that?

[Kat Dennings]

From Lethal Weapon.

[Tim Allen]

Lethal Weapon. They deleted it. It was a school shooting. Guy was in the.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice.

[Tim Allen]

In the. Yeah, it was a guy killing kids. Just killing kids.

[Big J Okerson]

Deserved, though.

[Tim Allen]

And he just walked. Of course. Okay. Not all of them.

[Kat Dennings]

For real.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah. He walks up, they're like, where's swat? They're like five minutes out. He just. All right, check it out. He just walks up nice and just shoots. He goes. How is.

[Kat Dennings]

Murtaugh shoots him?

[Tim Allen]

Who? Riggs walks up. Murta's. Not that Riggs just walks up. He goes, how's his shot? Is he. Is he taking people out? He's like. He's kind of, you know, he's shooting. He's not hitting everything. And he goes, all right. He just walks up. Guy shooting him, missing. Just takes him out, shoots him right in the head.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I gotta see that.

[Big J Okerson]

You know, I read a thing yesterday. There's an alternate ending to American History X where some. After the. You know, how the hell it ends. Americans 3X. Like, he turned his ways around. And then the kid goes to school. They've also said it in the script. It's supposed to be the kid who shot Danny Edward Furlong in the chest is the younger brother of the kid that Edward. Edward Norton stomped on his face. I don't think it was ever made clear in the movie, but the thing I read said that was supposed to be the case of it. But then, could you imagine if they went with this? See if you can find, like, a write up of it of what the alternate ending was. They never Showed the video, I don't think, but it's a Edward Norton. You see him, like, when after Danny's like. Danny's like crying. He gets up. Is it? And then you see him, like, you see that. You see a sink and the hair hits the sink, and then it pans up and you see his swastika tattoos out again. And he's like. Smirks at the camera. I was like, what? Just back in Blackstar. Back in Blackstar playing after that, time to go take out some blacks again.

[Tim Allen]

Kicks the door open on the front lawn, there's a cross. He throws a cigarette and it lights up.

[Big J Okerson]

The director was like, well, this is how the thing we can't ever get outside of this, like, cycle of violence. But I'm like, yeah, but he's screaming in his. While he's holding his brother. He's saying, what did I do? Yeah, he's saying, what did I do? So it wouldn't have made sense. But, like, it is so funny. See him go like, you know what? You're right. I'm back. Let's give some black people. Get those mix ins across the wall. Indians from India put him in the catapult. Yeah. The ending he wanted to do, the original thing ends where he gets shot by a black student whose brother was killed by Derek earlier in the film. In the other version, after we are taken to a scene in the family apartment where the texts were trying to comfort his mother and sister, the camera pans away and cuts to a scene in the bathroom. The sink filled with hair and an electric razor next to it. Derek is standing there with his head shaved, stares in the mirror, looks at the swastik on his chest before pulling out a pistol. The film ends on a shot of Derek's sick smile. The same style we saw when he was arrested for his murders earlier in the film. Him smirking at the camera would have been such a hilarious. I'm like, that's been the most confusing thing. As confusing as the triumphant music for finally taking the basketball courts back from black people. Besides that confusing scene, what was that? That would have been equally. I forget that scene I saw with Kurt Metzger the first time. And when Kurt pointed it out. Because, like, if you go to the basketball scene. Cause they play the music there, they start thinking the black guys are playing rough, like, hits him in the face or whatever. And they're like, yo. And he goes, you know what? How about this? He goes, whites versus blacks. Rest of the game score stays the same. Like, we're down or whatever. And I mean, everything possibly that can go wrong in this bet. That's what I made with when I did the Shane and Matt McCusker thing. I made an American History X bet. But they go, all right, so now we're gonna blacks versus whites. But winners take the court. Like, whoever wins, losers are fucking gone. No fighting, no complaining. He says, no. There's like, no bitching. He goes. He goes. We leave or you leave for good. And they go, okay. And then this ends, and you'll see with Edward Norton stealing the ball, all five foot six of them, and going up for a game winning reverse dunk. No. And they play triumphant. Everyone's like, yeah, get out of here, you black pieces of shit. They're throwing stuff at me like, yeah, we did it. We finally got rid of the music's so confusing to. What? Wait, I thought. This is bad. You're not supposed to say.

[Tim Allen]

Is that Stacy ke?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Allen]

With the hair lip.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Allen]

Without the mustache. God, why do they do that?

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, back up, back up. You got to go to the dunk.

[Christine]

It's not before this, right?

[Big J Okerson]

Give it a little forward and some volume, please. We're doing mostly an audio medium, so.

[Tim Allen]

This is.

[Big J Okerson]

Hmm, peculiar.

[Tim Allen]

New Year. New Year.

[Big J Okerson]

You'll catch it. Oh, yeah. There's your boy. Dude.

[Tim Allen]

Is that. Is that Ethan?

[Big J Okerson]

Ethan Supply.

[Tim Allen]

Ethan. Look, he's big. Look how big he is.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, well, that's back when he was a small forward.

[Tim Allen]

Small forward, large Ford.

[Big J Okerson]

You got. Wait, wait, turn it around. Back it up. You got to show Bobby this. Bobby doesn't remember the most amazing play in basketball history since the black man's involvement in basketball. This is the most amazing thing a white man's ever done.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And look. Listen to music. Even I have goosebumps right now. And I'm not happy for them, but I'm fooled into them, like, oh, bye, bye, blacks.

[Tim Allen]

The palm trees are. Look at the palm trees.

[Big J Okerson]

Against all odds, we beat you at a game that you're way better at with a morbidly obese guy in full clothing.

[Tim Allen]

And you guys left.

[Big J Okerson]

You left quietly and also no trouble. I guess afterwards. I guess those skinheads beat us fair and square. Oh, yeah. Now they accept that. All of a sudden you can just push them in the chest.

[Tim Allen]

This is stupid.

[Big J Okerson]

I know. The point forward is wearing full suspenders.

[Tim Allen]

This is like an Adam Sandler movie. This is nuts.

[Big J Okerson]

And Kurt, I remember watching Kurt goes. Are they trying to trick me in the cheering? That the voice of Premise won the game? Yeah. Oh, God, we did it. We Beat the blacks in basketball.

[Tim Allen]

You have a rocky moment in a theater by accident.

[Big J Okerson]

But only that ending would have gone with that scene. It's the only two things where they would have gone together perfectly.

[Kat Dennings]

I just watched a little documentary on this movie and the director totally.

[Big J Okerson]

He hates it.

[Kat Dennings]

He hates Edward Norton. Why Edward Norton took over the editing.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Allen]

Because Dove Davidoff was friends with that director. He used to come to the Cellar.

[Kat Dennings]

He's crazy.

[Tim Allen]

He's a crazy looking dude. To talk to him a little bit. But I heard something about that. Why did he.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think he made much stuff.

[Kat Dennings]

Afterwards like they were.

[Big J Okerson]

He was mad at Edward and he hated Edward Norton. Hated him because he said he just took over, like, everything.

[Kat Dennings]

Kind of like at the original cut, Edward Norton was not. Was drastically. Less scenes.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Edward Norton saw it and threatened to be to. I don't know, disassociate himself from the movie.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Much less. Like, much less. It was supposed to focus far more on.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Edward Furlong.

[Tim Allen]

Is this a bio of this director's life?

[Kat Dennings]

If you see it, the guy's.

[Big J Okerson]

He wishes.

[Kat Dennings]

He's still upset, Jacob. But he admits that I'm not a Hollywood director. I wouldn't look. He would have bankrupt them.

[Big J Okerson]

Jacob, this is a great question. And it goes around. We'll take us around the whole room, except for you, Christine. Go back to that picture of Edward Norton with a shirt off.

[Kat Dennings]

I know what you're saying.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you take this body, but you have to live with that swastika tattoo forever? I just would. I would explain it. I'd be like, yeah, dude, the genie was hilarious. And he said, I can get the body, but I got to keep this. I swear to you, I'm Jewish. I don't believe in this at all.

[Kat Dennings]

Jay, it's not the first time I've thought about this. I mean, for years when I saw.

[Big J Okerson]

This, like, if you had to, by the way, none of the arm stuff, none of the hand stuff, just that one. At some point, you have to reveal the giant swastika. And a tank top is not going to cover it completely.

[Tim Allen]

So you. Do you have to reveal it, or can you just wear shirts all the time? Time.

[Big J Okerson]

You can wear shirts your entire life. And then what's the point of having the body?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tim Allen]

It's a catch 22.

[Big J Okerson]

But you. But every time you're like, yeah. Every time you go to the beach, like, you got it on your perimeter, goes, guys, I'm about to peel down. Listen to me. Part of getting this Body. The deal was I had to have a swastika tattoo and have it exposed for the rest of my life. I mean, no offense to anything. I hate what this stands for. Voss, look at my body.

[Tim Allen]

Voss, thank you for inviting me to your barbecue. I love you.

[Big J Okerson]

Voss, before you freak out, I'm about to take my shirt off here. Now, not only is your wife about to get dripped by my body, you're gonna be a little upset by my chest tattoo.

[Kat Dennings]

I think a woman would overlook a gigantic swastika if you have that body.

[Big J Okerson]

Or you just find the hottest racist chick.

[Tim Allen]

That's an option.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I was gonna say there's. Everyone's supposed to laugh and then they just kinda go like, okay, it's a good idea.

[Tim Allen]

You just move down to South Carolina, get a show on Anthony's network.

[Big J Okerson]

You gotta roll your eyes cause she's always being racist. She's not gonna accept you, but you have to roll her eyes cause she's too rare. And you're not. You just have the tattoo and she's like another fucking black. Just moves the neighbor. Calm down, honey. I don't care that much. Well, your fucking tattoo says you do.

[Tim Allen]

I mean, not. I look it. Not for nothing, it's a. The logo itself.

[Big J Okerson]

Go on, finish what you're gonna say.

[Tim Allen]

It's a. It's a great.

[Big J Okerson]

Trump's almost back. You can say.

[Tim Allen]

I'm just saying.

[Big J Okerson]

No, Trump's almost back.

[Tim Allen]

What it represents is terrible, but it's like the. I'm a Red Sox fan, I love the Red Sox, but the Yankee symbol is the shit.

[Big J Okerson]

Sure.

[Tim Allen]

You know what I mean?

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, I hear you.

[Tim Allen]

You see that symbol, you. I know you can't. I mean, even if you're black, you kind of like, I'd rather have a.

[Big J Okerson]

Tattoo, I'd rather have a swastika than like the Toronto Raptors. Like Raptor drilling a basketball logo. I'd rather explain a swastika than have the Raptors logo on me.

[Kat Dennings]

When I go.

[Big J Okerson]

And they go, what is that swastika? I'm a Raptors fan, but I'm not wearing that gay ass Raptor dribbling a basketball on my chest. So I went with swastika. The two ways to show that you like it. I know there's.

[Kat Dennings]

When I go to the Hindu market, they're all over the. They have the swastikas, but they're reversed.

[Big J Okerson]

I know they're trying to tell you're not welcome and you're not listening. You keep coming, you walk around.

[Kat Dennings]

They had it before the swastika.

[Big J Okerson]

Why don't they understand? Not welcome, though.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, they had Buddhism. I think the Egyptians had it.

[Big J Okerson]

Why do these Jews keep coming in? Don't they see our swastikas?

[Tim Allen]

I think it's where it's located too. Like the position of it.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I always think it's so weird. There's a building when you drive by on the highway in Philly down 76 West. One of the buildings. I don't know if it's the right or wrong. I think it's the right way. One of the buildings is in the brickwork at the very top of it. Just got like a brick swastika. Like. It's weird, really.

[Christine]

Where?

[Big J Okerson]

Very strange. Like on 76, when you're going like towards where my grandmother lived in Philly. It's right by the. Kind of. By the art museum.

[Tim Allen]

I think there's probably a lot of buildings with swastikas in them.

[Big J Okerson]

In America before.

[Tim Allen]

Before the Second World War, it was probably what, it was Hindu and all that?

[Big J Okerson]

No, that's the other direction.

[Tim Allen]

You know what I mean?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Is it the other direction? This just says that it's. The swastika is basically stolen by the West.

[Big J Okerson]

By the way, it means good fortune or well being. I don't mind that at all.

[Tim Allen]

But not to Jews.

[Big J Okerson]

But not particularly to Jews. But believe me, these will all. All these little fun facts you see here. It may have first been used in Eurasia as early as 7,000 years ago. And also Native American tribes used. These are all the things I'll be saying hysterically. While I'm taking your shirt off. While I'm taking my shirt off? Yeah, yeah. While some girl's pulling my fucking sick dick out of my pants, I'm explaining to her why my swastika. No, you actually know. Seven thousand years ago, they believe they were sweet swastikas. That's way before the Jews came.

[Tim Allen]

Can you get another tattoo around it? Or is it just that so you can't get like a smiley face?

[Big J Okerson]

Listen, we all take it. If you're like, I could turn this into a fucking box. You could turn into a big square or diamond on your chest. That doesn't matter. How do you know you get to keep the box? Look at it. Just close off the sides.

[Tim Allen]

We know what you did in high school.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I sit next to Luis J. Gomez, who draws swastikas and then boxes them up before he leaves. It's like putting out your cigarettes before you leave somewhere.

[Kat Dennings]

But Jay, you're saying if. If you got the swastika tattoo and you tried to cover it up. It would magically just come back as a swastika.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, how about this? Let's put your life on it. Yeah. For your life you will keep this body. But that swastika has got to be that prominent always.

[Tim Allen]

I can't put like Chinese writing or Japanese writing nowhere.

[Big J Okerson]

You can't fuck with it at all.

[Tim Allen]

Can I get other tattoos? Like can I get a letter on my arm explaining what it is? Can I get like tattoos on my abs going. If you like these abs, you could get.

[Big J Okerson]

Here's what I'll accept. Here's what I'll accept. Very, very small. Right below it you could put J slash K. That's it. But it's gonna be. You gotta be up on your tit to see it, right? But you get that body. And by the way, that's not even the best look. You gotta see when he puts the arms over the head, that's when he really gives it to you. That's when he really shows you what he's working with. Or how about when he's angry fucking the white trash girl. The white supremacy girl. Yeah, Fireuza balk. Remember their aggressive fucking in combat boots?

[Tim Allen]

I've only seen the movie right before.

[Big J Okerson]

He kills the guy.

[Tim Allen]

Twice. I've seen it twice.

[Big J Okerson]

And what happens you come when he kills the black guy and you never saw the rest.

[Tim Allen]

Oh, why would you say that?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, because you seem to not know about the rest of the movie after he kills the black guy.

[Tim Allen]

I don't. I didn't. It didn't.

[Big J Okerson]

You Also stop Rocky 4 after Apollo Creed dies. I do not know that he wins. You know Rocky wins in Russia.

[Tim Allen]

I, I did watch the whole thing. That's not true.

[Big J Okerson]

Damn, dude. This is the same smile he said he was gonna do at the end of the movie.

[Tim Allen]

Jesus, he's creepy looking.

[Big J Okerson]

What a fantastic racist body.

[Christine]

There it is.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Come on, dude. That's how I would show my swastika. Hey, you guys don't mind my swastika, do you? Yeah, swastika boy. Swastika boy. Oh, they'll call me swastika. It'll be great. It'll be my rap name.

[Robert Kelly]

Lou, when you take your shirt off in the beach, you're gonna attract other hand job races.

[Big J Okerson]

I know. And you have to shoo them away. But then also when you're shooing them away, then the girls will be curious like, why is this guy with a swast? And then, by the way, make up a Story like, make up. Tell them your American history. X be like, I was actually involved in this shit when I was younger and then I got butt fucked by my own people in prison. They butt fucked me into. And then the hilarious comedy of Guy Tory was able to snap me.

[Tim Allen]

Maybe you could just tell him it's a Chinese star.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't make excuse.

[Tim Allen]

Listen, you have to tell him what it is.

[Big J Okerson]

You have to tell them what it is.

[Tim Allen]

You can't.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a swastika. It's a symbol from a German totalitarian government that was trying to eliminate the Jews. But I don't feel that way.

[Kat Dennings]

I just wanted this body on your defined peck.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Allen]

What about the. Do I have to get the Pam Anderson barbed wire tattoos? Nope, you don't.

[Big J Okerson]

To get any of the other tattoos, you don't have to be littered with them. You just have to have that gigantic full side of your chest swastika. And by the way, say what you will, it's a fantastic tattoo. In that. It's not. I have a lot of things that are filled in thick black that you. They start getting choppy. That thing is shiny. It was good. It's good. It's good color work. I don't know how else to say it.

[Kat Dennings]

I've said this before. White supremacists somehow have the best tattoos.

[Tim Allen]

They're all.

[Kat Dennings]

Swastikas.

[Big J Okerson]

But Jacob loves eagles and iron crosses, so.

[Tim Allen]

Really does.

[Kat Dennings]

But if you watch the prison show, I'm trying to remember the name of it. The white supremacist who's in maximum security. They can't even let him out for an hour because he'll kill somebody.

[Tim Allen]

They do get badass tattoos.

[Kat Dennings]

I don't know where he gets his tattoos from.

[Tim Allen]

They get them from the. The little gay guy who does the tattoos. Who they fuck?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, the twink.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, little twink does them.

[Big J Okerson]

Jacob, did you ever answer this question your own head? Because by the way, I'll start the voting and I'm gonna say 100% yes. I take that body for that swastika.

[Tim Allen]

Jacob, this is tough.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a lifetime of explanation. But I'm a wordsmith, dude. I know how to yap. I'll talk my way out of this question.

[Kat Dennings]

Yes, I have to keep my height.

[Big J Okerson]

Ooh.

[Tim Allen]

Oh, God. Then don't take the tattoo.

[Kat Dennings]

No, that's the end. That's it. I'm saying no.

[Big J Okerson]

But that body.

[Tim Allen]

No, not with that height. That looks weird. Looks like a strong midget.

[Kat Dennings]

Does me no good. Do I get to be. I'll take 5, 10.

[Tim Allen]

5, 10. His height, 6ft.

[Christine]

Don't you get his body?

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, you get. You get his body.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, you get his body. You get six feet.

[Kat Dennings]

I'm six feet.

[Tim Allen]

Six feet, that body.

[Big J Okerson]

But you have to do a lot of topless things at your parents house.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You're in Florida. This is gonna make Florida a real different experience for you, my man.

[Tim Allen]

You only get one shirt too. You can't wear like two shirts.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. So if you choose a lighter color, people might see if it starts to rain, they're gonna see your swastika. You'll be exposed. My thing would say, I say leave it. I say treat it like Megan's law. You go up to everybody and inform them I have a swastika tattoo. It was a deal I made with some kind of weird relic. I found that I would take this body if I kept a swastika. I got it. I don't regret any decisions I've made. I just want you to know I don't feel any kind of way about this. It's just the nature of what it has to be.

[Tim Allen]

You'd have to lose some height.

[Big J Okerson]

H you.

[Tim Allen]

How tall are you?

[Big J Okerson]

Six'three I'll take three inches. Knockoff to have an unreal body.

[Tim Allen]

So you take three inches off your height. Six feet. That body. Swastika.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Allen]

Okay.

[Kat Dennings]

I'm saying even if I'm a chubby and you Chubby. Six feet. I'm saying yes, as long as I can be 6ft. So the body really.

[Tim Allen]

So you take height, you take Ethan Supply's body with the.

[Kat Dennings]

No, I said chubby.

[Tim Allen]

Okay.

[Kat Dennings]

No, no, that's too much.

[Tim Allen]

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[Kat Dennings]

But I mean, I want. No, no, no. Definitely yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay.

[Kat Dennings]

But you get to look like that. Yes, but you get.

[Big J Okerson]

How about you keep your. You keep your height. No, no. You keep your head with that level of body.

[Kat Dennings]

No. 5, 6. And I get to have that body. No, I have to be 6ft.

[Big J Okerson]

Black Lou.

[Kat Dennings]

It's worthless.

[Big J Okerson]

Now, keep in mind, you're black. So that swastika tattoo is gonna show up like thug life on the stomach. It's not gonna be that prominent. People gotta get up on you. That's what I was gonna ask. Can it be the same tattoo, the same color as my skin? No, it's gotta be the color of tattoo. But on your black skin, it's not gonna show through a ton like it's. You probably have the easiest path on this done. Absolutely. And also, you get to say things like you could do things like this too. Radio bit, you know, I mean, you're black, so no one's going to hold you over the fire for what this. They're going to be more like, were you branded in jail or something? You're like, no, no, no. My family's a part of an African tribe.

[Kat Dennings]

Are you staying your height or your.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I'm six foot. If. Oh, absolutely. No, no, no. This is all staying heights.

[Kat Dennings]

No way you're doing that.

[Tim Allen]

Well, you have to stay your height.

[Big J Okerson]

You got to stay your height.

[Tim Allen]

You can't get the six.

[Big J Okerson]

It's the body. I never thought about the height.

[Tim Allen]

The body is part of the height. Height.

[Kat Dennings]

Jay, the. You don't understand our lives. It's worthless to look like that at five. At five, six.

[Big J Okerson]

Big deal. Jacob, I'll hand you cereal boxes off the fridge. Just.

[Robert Kelly]

You can't sandwich your dream into this.

[Kat Dennings]

This is one genius thing.

[Tim Allen]

You got to give him the height. You got to give him the whole body.

[Big J Okerson]

DJ Lou, what do you think? Do you think they give him the height or not give him the body?

[Tim Allen]

The whole body.

[Robert Kelly]

That's two separate things.

[Tim Allen]

You get two separate wishes.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you.

[Kat Dennings]

Then we're out.

[Tim Allen]

And they're.

[Big J Okerson]

Behalf of me and Jacob's. Not now. Black Lou's got a question. I don't know if it's ever been said, but how well hung is this guy? Because that really Edward Norton ever showed his hog.

[Tim Allen]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Check if everyone's. I think he has. I feel like he has.

[Christine]

I bet somebody slept with him and talked maybe.

[Tim Allen]

Such a girl thing to say. I bet somebody talked about his.

[Big J Okerson]

I bet the guy's got a decent swinger on him.

[Tim Allen]

I've been on his Facebook hog fucking member group.

[Big J Okerson]

I feel like when he got. I think you see his flapper when he gets up from the chick in the movie.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, but it's not. What's up?

[Kat Dennings]

No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't want to interrupt. I was curious. You have to stay your height. You're one of us.

[Tim Allen]

I get that body forever. Do I have to do. Do I have to do all the prison workouts that he does to keep it.

[Big J Okerson]

You're gifted this body forever payment.

[Tim Allen]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Is not exercise or diet or any of that. The payment is simply, you have to live your life. You're the. That body is forever marred by this tattoo, and you have to show it.

[Tim Allen]

Sure.

[Big J Okerson]

Of course you want to show that body off, but now you got a swastik on it.

[Tim Allen]

New Hampshire. They'd fucking carry me on their shoulders.

[Big J Okerson]

God damn right.

[Tim Allen]

Do you be the governor beholding a squam like King Christine.

[Big J Okerson]

Any word on his dick or what?

[Tim Allen]

She's looking.

[Kat Dennings]

Looking Christine. Would you date a swastika guy if he looked like that?

[Big J Okerson]

She swastika guys.

[Tim Allen]

What are you talking about?

[Kat Dennings]

I forgot my Christine history for a second.

[Tim Allen]

That's simple.

[Christine]

Way more black dick than Nazi dick, I can tell you that.

[Tim Allen]

That symbol means a lot to her.

[Christine]

Did he show an ounce of interest in me?

[Tim Allen]

Holy.

[Big J Okerson]

He's like, well, you're white. Well, you are wide.

[Christine]

I guess I did tell me he did compliment my skin.

[Big J Okerson]

Your whiteness.

[Tim Allen]

She said, I'll ounce of interest. What about DJ Lou?

[Robert Kelly]

No. I'll never sleep with a Jewish or black or Spanish woman ever again.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes, you would.

[Robert Kelly]

It's exhausting. I'm not gonna explain that every time.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a very easy explanation for you. I was granted. I was granted a wish.

[Tim Allen]

Just called you a Smith.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I call myself that.

[Christine]

He's just gonna become a Nazi. I'll just kill. Just lean into it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you will hook up with those things once you explain those changes.

[Tim Allen]

What do you have one now?

[Big J Okerson]

You know those things. Blacks, Jews, those things.

[Robert Kelly]

Those things are sexy to me, you know for sure.

[Big J Okerson]

But you're gonna still get them. It's nothing to do with it. You just got to explain your swastika. You know, how do they're so happy to be with that body if you.

[Tim Allen]

Take your shirt off and then all of a sudden they see that they're gonna be like, what the. And then you're like, let Me explain. They're gonna find that so interesting.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

It's like having that body with herpes. No way.

[Tim Allen]

Interesting. Herpes.

[Robert Kelly]

It's. It's a. It's a. It's a.

[Big J Okerson]

You can't fuck a girl and give her fucking swastika.

[Tim Allen]

So it doesn't. It doesn't come off on her.

[Robert Kelly]

She sees it, you can have a rough time explaining it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Allen]

But just here's the thing too. What if you do that and all of a sudden she's like, wanna see mine? And I'm like, oh, nice.

[Big J Okerson]

Damn.

[Robert Kelly]

You're joining a club.

[Kat Dennings]

A girl who would be into that must like crazy though.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Lou's gonna sit up. The grim reaper is paying you a visit today. That's Wayne Grow From Heat, my favorite movie.

[Tim Allen]

Is that your favorite movie? Yeah, it's a good movie.

[Big J Okerson]

So weird too, because I'm not a heist guy. It's not my type of thing. But the acting in that movie is so good.

[Tim Allen]

I'm a high school.

[Big J Okerson]

So dark. I know, I know. I'm surprised he's not higher up your list.

[Tim Allen]

It's because it was. I like Michael Mann, but he's a little bit. I like Miami Vice. Thought that was cool.

[Big J Okerson]

The movie?

[Tim Allen]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you did.

[Tim Allen]

No, the show.

[Big J Okerson]

Of course.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah. It was a little too. I don't know, Pacino took me out of it.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Tim Allen]

A little bit.

[Big J Okerson]

One of the best. Yeah. I got a 16 year old prostitute dead on the thing. Sorry if the chicken got dried.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah. Weird.

[Big J Okerson]

He was weird. Yeah, but still good.

[Tim Allen]

See Val Kilmer's elbow in that? Remember that?

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Tim Allen]

Gross.

[Big J Okerson]

What was it about?

[Tim Allen]

He had a injury on his elbow. He hurt his elbow and he had.

[Big J Okerson]

This big infection or something.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, he had this big lump on his elbow the whole movie. And I was like. I couldn't stop looking at it. It was fucking me up. Like, stuff like that just fucks me up. Like Denzel's finger, Vince Vaughn's thumbs.

[Big J Okerson]

What's wrong with his thumbs?

[Tim Allen]

His thumbs. He's got no car accident. His thumbs are all fucking whacked out.

[Big J Okerson]

Ew, I hate that.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, they're all smushed or something. If you ever see him in Interview, he's always hiding his thumbs.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah, Go ahead, Go ahead, Christine.

[Christine]

See it for a second.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, good. Let me pay attention.

[Kat Dennings]

What are we looking at?

[Big J Okerson]

We're looking at Edward Norton getting raped in the shower by his own people.

[Kat Dennings]

Okay.

[Big J Okerson]

So much for having that tattoo on you.

[Tim Allen]

Right there. Right there, right there.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, for sure. Dude, I'll take his pecker.

[Tim Allen]

I love that.

[Big J Okerson]

Why not? Look how far it was sticking out. He's turned 3/4. He's turned 3/4 degrees. Look at that.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, that's great.

[Big J Okerson]

He's flopping forward. That's nice.

[Kat Dennings]

He edited this movie, you know. He was like, I look good in that shot.

[Tim Allen]

Right? Leave that there. Right?

[Kat Dennings]

Leave that shot in.

[Tim Allen]

Oh, go back. Had a nice little boing to it, too.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, little.

[Big J Okerson]

Little.

[Tim Allen]

You know what I mean? A little yucky boing.

[Big J Okerson]

But I'll tell you what, though. You can tell, though, without a doubt, he fluffed a little. It's a little stiff for what it.

[Tim Allen]

Is, but did he really have to fluff? He's in a. He's naked with another bun. Naked guy's taking a shower.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, he had to knock it around a little bit.

[Tim Allen]

I don't think he knocked it around.

[Big J Okerson]

I think he's just excited about what's going on.

[Tim Allen]

He just looked at the guy, and he's soaping his balls up next to him.

[Big J Okerson]

Everyone in this jail has a great body, by the way. It's a wonderful body. To prison.

[Tim Allen]

You never see too many fat guys in prison.

[Big J Okerson]

And then everyone leaves so he can get butt.

[Tim Allen]

Now he gets whacked right here. They all fuck him. Look at you. See it again?

[Big J Okerson]

No, just the main guy fucks him, but they give it to him pretty good. Go ahead, Christine. You could let us watch it. He deserves it for the tattoo. Okay, now, Bobby.

[Tim Allen]

Now that guy's dink. That's terrible.

[Big J Okerson]

Terrible. Bobby. Bobby.

[Tim Allen]

Yes, sir?

[Big J Okerson]

Do you take the body? You got to have the. Okay. Ready?

[Tim Allen]

Mm.

[Big J Okerson]

You have to have the arm. Racist tattoos. Small. They're all, like, small ones now. You can hide much easier, right? But you have to get. You get the body, but you have to get butt fucked by your own people. Would you take the butt fucking for that body and smaller racist tattoos?

[Tim Allen]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Look at. He edited this to. Look at that guy. So happy about his butt.

[Kat Dennings]

Biggest smile I've heard.

[Tim Allen]

He's got a great ass.

[Big J Okerson]

He knew it was gonna happen. Happened too.

[Tim Allen]

Why? Ow. Ow. In the shower. It's so.

[Big J Okerson]

No. Much better, though.

[Tim Allen]

No, it's not.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you're wrong, buddy.

[Tim Allen]

You cannot have sex in water. It dries it out.

[Christine]

It dries out. What does it do to.

[Tim Allen]

Same thing.

[Big J Okerson]

I think they probably.

[Tim Allen]

That's my ass, baby.

[Big J Okerson]

I think they soaped him up.

[Tim Allen]

No, there was no soaping up, Bobby.

[Big J Okerson]

The way he got it in there, first pump like that. I mean.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, that hurts.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no. For sure it hurts. I'm saying, like there was something in there that would hur his dick if he didn't put something on it.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, I don't think he cares. I think he just.

[Big J Okerson]

You've never raped a guy in a shower, so why don't you shut up?

[Tim Allen]

That's not what I'm saying. First of all, how dare you say that, Bobby?

[Big J Okerson]

You've never raped someone. Stop giving your.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, I was in Juvia.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what most likely to have raped or been raped in a shower is Bobby in this room.

[Tim Allen]

That hurt.

[Christine]

Why do his own people rape him? Is it just dominance?

[Big J Okerson]

Because he's. He's mad at them. Because he sees when he got in the jail that these guys are just like. They're prison Nazis. They're just guys who are like, we're not. They don't give a shit.

[Tim Allen]

Oh, he just dropped jizz on him. Do you see that?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

They don't believe in the swastika. They just have them.

[Big J Okerson]

They just have swastika tattoos.

[Tim Allen]

That did that. That hurt.

[Big J Okerson]

His asshole's bleeding. They had to stitch him up. Remember, he's laying on his belly when the principal comes in. The principal from Buck Rogers, I think.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah. The water doesn't lube it up.

[Big J Okerson]

No shampoo, stuff like that.

[Tim Allen]

They don't have shampoo. It's a prison.

[Big J Okerson]

Of course they have shampoo. You think they just water themselves down?

[Tim Allen]

A thing of, you know, Brett, he walked in, threw him against the wall and stuck it in Jay. There was no.

[Big J Okerson]

But that would hurt his dick.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah, it did. Watch the first scene. He went. Ah.

[Big J Okerson]

No, but that's because he felt weird. No, that's the throws of passion.

[Tim Allen]

That was the throws of passion. That was both, if anything.

[Big J Okerson]

Bobby, when's the last time you saw passion?

[Tim Allen]

That's true. I haven't seen in a few months.

[Big J Okerson]

Look at his face right here.

[Tim Allen]

Ready?

[Big J Okerson]

One shot.

[Tim Allen]

Watch this.

[Big J Okerson]

One shot. Look at this. He goes wham, boom. Now watch him.

[Tim Allen]

It's hurting him.

[Big J Okerson]

No, it's not. He loves it. He comes super fast.

[Tim Allen]

Wouldn't you look at that ass.

[Kat Dennings]

That's one of the perils of looking that good, I guess.

[Tim Allen]

Oh, look at the slow motion work. Water.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, if you recall about the downside of looking that good, you know, it's the funny of like the. The. The same guy doing different things for the same character or for different characters. If you recall the movie 25th Hour. What's the one Patrice was in? 25th Hour? Yeah, 25th Hour, the Spike Lee movie. Remember? He has his friends beat the out of him before he goes to jail. So he. Because he's too pretty, he's like, yeah, I look too good. He goes, I fuck me up. I can't go in there looking, like, gorgeous. So he hasn't beat him up. That is the peril of going with that body. You're right. If you get that body with that swastika, you find yourself in jail. And then you're telling them in jail, you're like, oh, no, I made a deal with a genie.

[Tim Allen]

I'd have to call you.

[Big J Okerson]

I made a deal with a genie. And so the swastika is not real. They're gonna go, so you're wearing a swastika if you don't believe in it? Yeah, it was just a deal to get the body. You're gonna get butt fucked.

[Tim Allen]

Gonna get buck. But that, at that point, who cares?

[Big J Okerson]

You're right. You already got the body.

[Tim Allen]

Yeah. I would be putting stuff in my ass every night to make it nice and wide. Yeah, yeah. I'd be. I'd be.

[Big J Okerson]

You're gonna train yourself.

[Tim Allen]

I would train my ass.

[Big J Okerson]

Anal training.

[Tim Allen]

As soon as they put it, it would go right in. They'd be like, what? He'd stop. He'd be like, what?

[Big J Okerson]

And you go. And then you do. And you look back at him and you do the thing where you make your. By the way, I just did it myself. I would Kegel, you make your tighten up around and you look back on. He goes.

[Tim Allen]

He would try to pull out. He'd be like, whoa, this is gay. And he'd be like, you're not going anywhere, fella.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Allen]

And I clinch on it.

[Big J Okerson]

Chinese finger trap is dick. Oh, I love it. Oh, that's hot. Robert Kelly. If you want to see that tight, it's going to be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City January 23rd to the 25th. After that, Batavia, Illinois. Levittown, New York. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. You can catch Bobby every Tuesday night, 7pm The Fat Black Cat Lounge, the comedy seller. For tickets and tour dates, go to Punch Up. Live, Robert Kelly, and of course, his new YouTube channel, YouTube.combert Kelly Comedy. Go. Right now, it takes five seconds. It's on your phone. Go subscribe.

[Tim Allen]

Big J, he's gonna be at the Desert Ridge Improv in Phoenix this Thursday, January 9th. Then Tempe Improv January 10th and 11th. After that, he'll be in Miami, Orlando, Syracuse, Ontario, California at the Improv. For tickets and all of the tour dates, Visit him at bigj. Comedy.com and punch up live Big J Okerson. His special is going to be dropping in February. At some point they them them day them they I don't know.

[Big J Okerson]

We'll be right back. I think to say goodbye.

[Tim Allen]

We're coming back.

[Big J Okerson]

We'll be right back. Yeah.

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