Hot Legs with Tim Butterly

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: Hot Legs with Tim Butterly
Date: July 23, 2026
Guest: Tim Butterly
Platform: SiriusXM Faction Talk

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bonfire, hosted by stand-up comedians Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, welcomes back fan-favorite Tim Butterly for a characteristic romp through comedy, showbiz stories, failed merchandise concepts, awkward celebrity encounters, and unfiltered commentary. The conversation features in-depth roasting, tales from the road, and wild banter over topics like merchandise fails, comedian friendships, pop-culture nostalgia, and a deep dive into the weirdest corners of viral comedy, never skipping the chance to mercilessly rib friends—present or not.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Mike Tyson and Comedy Documentaries

• Mike Tyson’s Walkouts

  • Jay and Tim reminisce about Mike Tyson’s iconic walkout style, likening it to comedians’ pre-stage rituals.
    • “I'm gonna start coming out with just a black towel.” — Tim (01:47)
    • Humor in comparing a comedian’s walk to Tyson’s intimidating ring entrance.

• Comedians Making Earnest Docs

  • Jokes about comedians trying to make dramatic documentaries about themselves.
  • Referencing Lev Furr’s and Derek Gaines’ self-serious comedy documentaries (02:15–02:38).
  • “If a comedian…gave the same description of walking to the stage, you’d be like, shut the fuck up.”

2. Hazards of DMing and Awkward Celebrity Interactions

• Jay’s War on Drugs Fandom

  • Jay chronicles his embarrassing, lengthy one-sided text exchanges with the War on Drugs’ lead singer (04:34–05:44).
    • “And the rest of it is me congratulating him on things he does not thank me for…” — Jay (05:28)

• The Anthony Michael Hall DM Saga

  • Tim reaches out to Anthony Michael Hall after feeling they hit it off, but obsesses over the delayed DM response.
  • Excitement as Tim reads the late-night, enthusiastic reply aloud (07:10–07:22).
    • Memorable quote: “Thanks, bro! … Would love to come back on.” — AMH to Tim (07:22)

• Comedians as ‘Fans’ of Famous People

  • Jay admits to sending cringeworthy, fangirlish messages to celebs and making merch out of inside jokes.
  • Bobby teases the lengths Jay goes to for a response versus the typical two-line reply from celebrities.

3. Merchandise Fails & ‘Black People Rule’ Shirt

• Debate Over Shirt Color

  • Jay relays a story about pitching a “Black People Rule” shirt at Skankfest, debating with Lewis over the proper color (white vs black), ultimately polling fans for feedback.
    • “Nothing will keep you safer in New York City than a ‘Black People Rule’ shirt.” — Tim (08:42)
    • Crowd chooses black shirts, with Jay questioning, “But the funny thing is when you wear it, is that you’re wearing the shirt.” (09:37)

• Jokes About Fat Fans and Fashion

  • Bobby and Tim riff that fat fans prefer black shirts over white, while Jay considers Versace-like touches for the merch (09:30–10:05).

4. Street Encounters & Amateur Endorsements

• The Stand-Off Garments Saga

  • Jay gets pseudo-bullied by a Times Square “influencer” into filming endless promo takes for his streetwear.
  • The group plays and mocks Jay’s multiple flubbed takes, with Tim and Bobby secretly recording the excruciating process (15:47–20:46).
    • “He keeps telling me to do something different… I was just freezing, freezing.” — Jay
    • The panel mocks the ridiculous “May the best fit win,” catchphrase.

• Professional Endorsers vs. Helping Strangers

  • Tim needles Jay for endorsing random street hustlers’ products but not helping his own friends’ projects.

5. Comedian Body Image and ‘Hot Legs’

• Calling Out Tim’s Legs

  • Bobby randomly comments, “Tim’s got hot legs,” sparking playful ribbing about body maintenance, sun-kissed skin, and suburban upgrades (12:47–13:16).

• Past Weight Struggles and Cameos

  • Group revisit painful old videos, openly discussing body changes, lost weight, and the cruel archiving of ‘fat eras’ online (26:08–27:59).
    • “You look like bald Delta Burke, buddy.” — Jay mocking Tim

6. Pop Culture Roasts & 90s Nostalgia

• The Margaret Cho Rap Video

  • The crew deep-dives and roasts Margaret Cho’s new “sexy rap” video, with Jay comparing her look to David Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China, and Tim noting, “She really looks like she’s selling watches down on Canal Street” (45:47; 50:43).
    • “Did you see her forehead comes down and her whole top… She’s Chinese from ear to ear.” — Jay (50:27)

• Girls, Roadhouse, and Sex Scenes

  • Jabs at Lena Dunham and Girls (Jay: “She should be hunted. Maybe cooked and fed to a small country that needs food.” — 27:59–28:11).
  • Joking analysis of the impracticality of sex scenes in Roadhouse and Patrick Swayze’s penchant for picking women up during every movie’s love scene (38:04–40:03).

• Cringe Music Comedy & Viral Videos

  • The segment includes a round of mocking viral/aspirational musicians (Lisa Gale’s earnest country tunes, Johnny Dark’s Instagram crooning, and “shove it in your butt” musical improv).
    • “Ding a ding, ding a ding. And shove it in your butt.” — Jay (53:01–53:07)

7. Inside Comics World

• Behind-the-Scenes Stories

  • Tales of festival shows, Italian American events, and the hustle and heartbreaks of “projects that were going to change my life” (31:09–31:20).
  • Tim and Jay reflect on where they thought their careers would go versus the actual journey.

• Riffs on Friendship

  • Jay, Tim, and Bobby bounce between busting each other’s balls and moments of affection.
    • “You get to share my seat with my one of my favorite people in the world, Timmy Butterly.” — Jay (31:32–31:36)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Tyson’s aura:

  • “That’s when he was the scariest.” — Tim (01:50)
  • “If a comedian…gave the same description of walking to the stage, you’d be like, shut the fuck up.” — Jay (01:51)

• On DM humiliation:

  • “The rest of it is me congratulating him on things he does not thank me for…” — Jay (05:28)

• On merch logic:

  • “Nothing will keep you safer in New York City than black people rule shirt.” — Tim (08:42)
  • “But the unfunny thing is your fat sides showing you wearing white.” — Tim (09:37)

• On Margaret Cho’s transformation:

  • “She looks like David Lopan, the bad guy from Big Trouble in Little China.” — Jay (45:50)
  • “Every face she makes looks like she’s yelling at black people from behind bulletproof glass.” — Jay (51:01)

• On friendship and comedy:

  • “You get to share my seat with my one of my favorite people in the world, Timmy Butterly.” — Jay (31:36)

• On comedy music:

  • “Ding a ding, ding a ding. And shove it in your butt.” — Jay (53:01–53:07)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• [01:35] Mike Tyson nostalgia and parallels to comedy entrances
• [02:15] Cringe/delusional comic documentaries; DMing fails
• [07:10–07:22] Tim reads Anthony Michael Hall’s DM response
• [08:30–10:23] “Black People Rule” t-shirt saga; merch debates
• [14:02–15:47] Times Square “stand-off garments” influencer saga
• [26:08–27:59] Revisiting painful old video/weight loss talk
• [38:04–39:42] Roadhouse sex scene commentary & Swayze analysis
• [45:47–51:01] Margaret Cho’s “sexy rap” video roast, Lo Pan comparison
• [53:01–53:48] “Shove it in your butt” song improv
• [55:27] Johnny Dark Instagram performance/reviews
• [58:44–59:38] Lisa Gale’s “dead child” country song breakdown

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Closing & Plugs

• Tim Butterly’s New Special:

  • “30 Minutes with Tim Butterly” premieres Aug 18 on his YouTube channel.

• Upcoming Shows:

  • Tim touring Louisiana (Sep 10–12). Info: timbutterly.com
  • Bobby Kelly: Portsmouth, NH, July 25

• Final Vibes:

  • Classic Bonfire blend of raw comic honesty, affectionate roasting, nostalgia, and riffing on life’s randomness, all delivered in the show’s signature wild and inviting tone.

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This episode is a must-listen for fans who love unfiltered comic banter, behind-the-scenes tales, viral video deep dives, and a crew that never misses a chance to turn humiliation into hilarity.

Transcript

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[Jay]

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[Tim Butterly]

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[Jay]

Yeah yeah yeah I like that.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah yeah I like it.

[Jay]

Mike Tyson's old walkout song in his

[Tim Butterly]

best years when he came out with the black towel.

[Jay]

Black towel with the diamond cut out of it. I'm going to put the diamond in the middle.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm gonna start coming out with just a black towel.

[Jay]

That's when he was the scariest.

[Tim Butterly]

The scariest.

[Jay]

You ever see the Tyson documentary called Just Tyson. Yeah where it's him talking on the when he cries about customato him describing walking the ring is such a cool thing if you if a comedian and they have gave the same description of walking to the stage you'd be like shut the fuck up. But him describing to go in there and massacre somebody with his hands.

[Tim Butterly]

I love that you said they have we do know people that have described

[Jay]

there are so many I haven't seen and I love them so I'm fine that if it's gone from the world but apparently Lev Furr made a way early in his career documentary of like the drama of comedy. We watched Derek Gaines thing yesterday when people and by the way we sit one Derek Gaines. Yeah, he's got one with the spoken word comedy.

[Tim Butterly]

Are you talking about the Derek Gaines or the other Derek Gaines?

[Big J Okerson]

No, the church. Yeah, the church.

[Jay]

No, no, no. I promised him years ago we would never bring that up because it's the funniest thing. And I tell you, this is what Derek said to us when he said it. He came in and he goes, man, we go, derek, could we talk about this video we found on the Internet? And he goes, man, don't make fun of my mama. And I went, okay, we won't. We'll never talk about it.

[Tim Butterly]

What is it?

[Big J Okerson]

It's nothing.

[Tim Butterly]

Hang on one second. What are you talking about?

[Jay]

Can I introduce our guests?

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, no.

[Tim Butterly]

Really quick. Tim Butterly's here. I love him so much.

[Jay]

You can't just say it like that. He's back in town. He moved a million miles away.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's here.

[Jay]

It's huge.

[Tim Butterly]

We love him. He's the best. Listen.

[Big J Okerson]

What are you talking about?

[Jay]

He has Mike Tyson teeth. So I put on Mike Tyson's entrance song.

[Tim Butterly]

What? All right.

[Big J Okerson]

It was funny. Young to remember any Mike Tyson fights. So literally every Mike Tyson fight I've ever watched, he's walked out to, like, generic sound alike music to avoid cop on YouTube.

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Doesn't really hit the same.

[Tim Butterly]

What's the church? What's the church?

[Jay]

The church.

[Tim Butterly]

I don't know. What are you talking. What is this thing? We saw something with Derry Gaines yesterday.

[Jay]

He's a man of God.

[Tim Butterly]

And then there was something that. Before this. What was that?

[Jay]

Dude, Dude.

[Tim Butterly]

What? What is it? You've seen it.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, I don't even know what you guys are talking.

[Tim Butterly]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, Tim, I think I saw the same thing. Jaysaw.

[Jay]

Whatever that was, dude, you're so good at this. I start crumbling and I go, don't make me do this, man. I promised him years ago I wouldn't do this.

[Tim Butterly]

What are you talking about?

[Jay]

Why are you trying to get me in trouble with a friend?

[Tim Butterly]

I'm not trying to get in trouble. I just want a little context. I don't know what you're saying.

[Jay]

Derek did a thing. Gaines.

[Tim Butterly]

Right, Derek Gaines. Yesterday. He came on with the thing that we.

[Jay]

He showed us, like, the. He got a little serious during COVID but we all. All heads went weird during COVID Okay, I agree, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Sharing that kind of thing for people is such a big move, too.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

That's a monument of a man being able to share that kind of thing.

[Jay]

In fairness, it couldn't have taken the steam off of the first hour, 15 minutes of the show. Where I read my back and forth with the lead singer of the War on Drugs over the two years that we were in contact, quote unquote.

[Tim Butterly]

The best part, he'd be like, six months later, what? You responded Six months later.

[Jay]

I looked. I saw online they were playing Radio City Music hall next day, and I texted him, are you guys playing Radio City tomorrow? Are there ticks? And then he goes. I gave him like a. I don't even know this is your number anymore, man. I wrote that.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, that's the worst part, buddy. Who hasn't sent that? Yo, what up, dude? Just the new thing rocks, man. Just wanted to reach out.

[Jay]

I've done.

[Big J Okerson]

Who has It?

[Tim Butterly]

No, Tim. Everybody's done that. Sure. But then when you don't get a response, we stop.

[Jay]

Yeah, you stop.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. But you think about it.

[Jay]

Opie from Sons of.

[Big J Okerson]

That was probably the last one I'll send, and it never is Opie from.

[Jay]

From Sons of Anarchy, who was also beta in Walking Dead. He followed me. I wrote to him. He wrote back, very nice. And then I just. The rest of it is me congratulating him on things that he does not thank me for congratulating him for. That's it.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey, that's. I mean.

[Jay]

And I stopped eventually, but I got there.

[Big J Okerson]

You're doing. You're. You're being a good person.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm gonna say, Tim, I said. I said, let's save it. Let's save this thing for Tim when he comes in. I go, no, because Tim's a really good person, and I want bad people. I want people to smash you on it. See, if you were here yesterday, you would have ruined the fun we had.

[Jay]

It's possible.

[Tim Butterly]

Making fun of.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no, I would never make fun of something. No, it's not like me at all, Bobby.

[Jay]

You know, Bobby, I gotta be honest with you. I think Tim would chime in just fine. I don't think he feels our relationship is on the rocks over comedy ever, so he'll give it to me full tilt. I wrote a lot of humiliating messages to the lead singer of the War on Drugs. Sure, I did. I did that.

[Big J Okerson]

I have one brewing right now.

[Tim Butterly]

I have one from yesterday. We had Anthony Michael hall on, and we hit it off. And then I. I hit him up on DMS yesterday and did not get a response. And then I. I have not looked since I looked yesterday.

[Jay]

You wrote, like, a very decent thing, though. When I wrote to Jerry o', Connell, I wrote, like, a problematic. Like, maybe he should let his. Like, the guy at his gate know that, like, look for this guy.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. Jay was trying to groom Jerry o'. Connor. Can I see if he responded?

[Jay]

You have to.

[Tim Butterly]

All right. Ready?

[Jay]

Yes.

[Tim Butterly]

Okay. Oh. Oh, he did. He did.

[Jay]

He responded.

[Tim Butterly]

He responded at, Ooh, 1:44am Shut up, dude.

[Jay]

He just finished plowing his chick.

[Tim Butterly]

I got.

[Jay]

You were the only thing on his mind.

[Tim Butterly]

I got a late night response, brother.

[Jay]

That's late.

[Tim Butterly]

Ready?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Thanks, bro. Exclamation point. Excited. Great meeting you. I had a blast with you and Jay. Some funny shit was said. Would love to come back on. Thanks again, Bob. Exclamation point. Call me Bob.

[Big J Okerson]

Not bad.

[Jay]

That went great.

[Tim Butterly]

That was awesome.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just want Tim to see visually the Jerry o' Connell text.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, God.

[Tim Butterly]

Just the visual of what happened.

[Jay]

So what? So what? I know more about him than he knows about him.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're wondering. It's two lines versus 20 lines that

[Jay]

count over here, man.

[Tim Butterly]

140 words.

[Jay]

That is now probably my most messaged thing. Oh.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, my God. It's not as an only message. I mean, can I just show you something?

[Jay]

Is there a shirt coming?

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, there's a lot of shirts happening, dude.

[Jay]

All loving laughs over here, man.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, yeah, we got.

[Jay]

That's the last thing I said to Jerry o' Connell in the text. This was my loving laughs over here, man.

[Tim Butterly]

That's my favorite. That's one of my favorites right there.

[Jay]

Love and laughs.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, the last thing he said was a smiley face.

[Tim Butterly]

I like the one with no anything, just you texting with a sweet face. But my favorite is it's all love and laughs over here, brother.

[Big J Okerson]

Man.

[Tim Butterly]

Big J Okerson, all love and laugh.

[Jay]

Hell, yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

If anybody wants a hoodie.

[Jay]

Great merch. That's great merch. Nothing's going to be black people rule, but still, no, that's going to be the best. That's going to be the merch sensation of the year.

[Tim Butterly]

Now, nothing will keep you safer in New York City than black people rule shirt.

[Jay]

I know, but I couldn't believe.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Jay]

When I this was at Legion of Skanks, I said my white T shirt, black writing black people rule in the same marker, you know, font I wrote it in when I first did it is gonna make me a bazillion dollars at Skank Fest. And then Lewis said on skanks goes, oh, you gotta make a black one. People don't buy white shirts. They just don't. I did merchandise. They don't buy white shirts. You gotta do black. And then I was like, get now, dude, but this is a shirt that it's like you're wearing the shirt of the thing. You're going to get the shirt of the thing. And he goes, I mean, you know, whatever you want. And then we pulled the crowd who was not necessarily. They're never rooting for Lewis over me. Their honest crowd opinion is packed show. They were like, black shirt for sure. I was like, really? Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Because most people are fat skank fans.

[Jay]

But then you're not wearing like the. The funny thing is when you wear it is that you're wearing the shirt.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

But the unfunny thing is your fat sides showing you wearing white. That's the part that you're not going

[Big J Okerson]

to like display it on a mannequin with like long cargo shorts on already so they can see it on themselves. I don't mind that they don't know they want it yet. You have to sell it to them.

[Jay]

I like, can I ask a question? Should I go for the Versace route and should on the shirt also be a print of where the fucking. The herringbone hits the fucking shirt? Should we have that little part, like a little herringbone print right there?

[Tim Butterly]

Do like that. Go high end with that shirt.

[Jay]

You say yes. You say yes, Lou. Put a little herringbone thing on there. But it makes it a less wearable shirt now. It's a joke. Oh, it's. Listen, it's obviously a joke. Well, listen, black lute. I don't think black people rules a joke as a concept.

[Big J Okerson]

So obvious that it's like kind of

[Jay]

funny to even point it out. Yeah. So. So obviously everyone say even, but that's

[Big J Okerson]

what makes it funny.

[Jay]

But I don't know. I would think the white shirt, black writing would be the banger.

[Big J Okerson]

It's iconic, dude.

[Tim Butterly]

It's the way it should be. You shouldn't. You should not change that. You have to.

[Jay]

What if I end up fucking selling five shirts and sitting on fucking $3 million in inventory?

[Tim Butterly]

You have to do something.

[Jay]

I'm going to take a small loan to get inventory to make sure I never stop having black people rule shirts to sell black. Lou. Yes. Your black thoughts?

[Tim Butterly]

The black shirts are going to sell

[Jay]

to people who are just buying it ironically who may not even be in on the joke. Just. It's a funny shirt fest. Everybody understands it. There's nobody at Sky Fest who doesn't know this story.

[Tim Butterly]

Black shirts are going to sell to black people and white girls of privilege.

[Big J Okerson]

The black shirts, if you make the white ones long enough, it'll go black for sure.

[Jay]

I agree.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. Make them. Yeah.

[Jay]

Make them super long.

[Tim Butterly]

You gotta get tall.

[Jay]

And if you buy three, you get a free super soaker to squirt girls and tell them they cute.

[Tim Butterly]

You should hire your partner to start selling your merch out front, you know?

[Jay]

Who, which one?

[Tim Butterly]

Your partner in the. The industry. The teacher. My teacher. Industry guy, yeah.

[Jay]

Standoff. What is it? There's a guy, Tim, outside of here in Times Square, pretty much on the street. That one day me and Bobby. This is where Bobby the schmooze. The mayor of fucking Times Square.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Knows also how to turn it off for someone who's gonna become a problem.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And standoff garments. This guy. My thing's probably up by now. Oh, it's gotta be up. Stand up. Is a guy. He's a sweetheart. He's a very nice guy. I can't say that enough because he is.

[Tim Butterly]

He's a bully.

[Jay]

He's nice.

[Tim Butterly]

He's a. He's a. He's a.

[Jay]

He's a get a. Bobby goes, hey, man, I'm selling these shirts, blah, blah, you know, And Bobby would just go like the ad.

[Tim Butterly]

I didn't. I went talk to him. I literally went talk to.

[Big J Okerson]

I literally went talk to him.

[Jay]

He talked to me and I.

[Big J Okerson]

Street altercation to a friend.

[Tim Butterly]

First of all. No, it's not. That had nothing to do with that. You're reading it wrong. I'm not a fashionista here. He is.

[Jay]

No, I'm not.

[Tim Butterly]

I just wear regular stuff from.

[Big J Okerson]

You're wearing literally Johnny Depp scarf bracelets right now. What do you mean you're not a fashionista?

[Tim Butterly]

First of all, that's crazy. This is for sweat.

[Jay]

It's for Johnny Depp.

[Tim Butterly]

This is for prosperity. And this, this is for my son Kabala.

[Big J Okerson]

This is. I was in Pirates of the Caribbean. No, they're cool. I'm just saying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come on.

[Tim Butterly]

I gotta say right now, Tim's got hot legs. Dude, look at.

[Big J Okerson]

Dude, he just touched me very lightly.

[Tim Butterly]

He's got really nice legs for guy does.

[Jay]

The guy does jiu jitsu. And he keeps his body tight and lean.

[Big J Okerson]

Hanging on the beach, man.

[Tim Butterly]

That's all he really is.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm just a little sun kissed.

[Jay]

Don't let it get to you. This guy's got a backyard now. Life's different.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, see his front yard? Nice.

[Jay]

I like that. So where were we?

[Tim Butterly]

Just go talk to him. He's into stuff.

[Big J Okerson]

Sure.

[Tim Butterly]

And he went over and. And bullied him into being his spokesperson.

[Jay]

He goes, will you do a video for me? Like kind of right now saying like, you know, I'm big Jokerson, standoff, whatever. I go, yeah, man, sure. Just. You know what's gonna end this?

[Tim Butterly]

Just. Just real quick, though. This is a guy who's never liked anything on Instagram or anything I've done, like, give me a heart. But if you're a stranger on the street, he'll promote your products.

[Jay]

He'll.

[Big J Okerson]

He'll endorse it on video.

[Tim Butterly]

Never promoted one of my, hey, man, go see my friend. But if you're just a random guy on the street who has shit, hey, look, I have.

[Big J Okerson]

He might.

[Jay]

Before you start pointing fingers at me, we're all getting fleeced by Body Brain Coffee.

[Tim Butterly]

That's true.

[Jay]

Fucking. Let's. Let's put blame where it belongs.

[Tim Butterly]

Speaking of that, we're drinking it, right?

[Jay]

No, not me. I'm not. I don't like coffee.

[Tim Butterly]

The reason why I'm drinking it is to at least get something out of this company.

[Jay]

I'm a reluctant spokesman. Standoff garments. Yes. So he got me to do this little video form, and when I was done, he was like, dude, great. That was great. Thank you. And he left one more time. But no, no, I wish he should have done that right then and there, because what he did was he messaged me later, dm. And he goes. He goes, yo, man, he goes, I just realized in the video, you say whatever the thing wrong, would you mind shooting me another one when you get a chance? And I just kick that can down the road. And as I'm kicking it down the road every other day, at one point, I'm seeing him on my walk here. He goes, you ain't forget about me, man. And like a yell across the street or come over and talk for a minute. And now I'm involved.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm seeing him, too. And as he sees me, I go, dude, he's right behind. He's coming.

[Jay]

He goes, he's all right. He'll be here in five minutes. And then, yeah, this has happened all the time. And then the other day, we were eating, he saw us outside, he came up, sat down, started talking to me. And then he just goes, hey, man, you know, while we're just sitting right here, man, could we get that video, like, right now? And I'm almost like, yes, kind of. I'm like, yeah, we can get this over with. No. So I did it, and I was just freezing, freezing. I've said lines in a film across from Jennifer Lopez, and I was just whiffing on the name of the thing. He was. I was so off, off guard. It Took me four or five takes. He keeps telling me to do something different. Then finally he says, good. Also, what's making me flub is that I notice he doesn't. But I noticed that Bobby has now started trying to sneakily act like he's looking at the news while he's filming the entire thing.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm a professional influencer. I know how to disguise my video recording. So wait, do we have this video? Yes.

[Jay]

No, I guess it looks like we don't. Oh, we have the video of me doing it with Bobby's. But this is not up yet here yet, because he might think it's terrible. Oh, he got Jerry o', Connor, by the way. He's got a thing that says Jerry o'. Connell. So here's what happens. He. He gets you. And so what he has is an entire. Stop it. Stop it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm trying.

[Jay]

What he has is an entire catalog of him accosting people outside of SiriusXM, making them say this while they're like. They almost all have their back to him. Almost kind of going like, stand up garments, man. Yeah, good luck with everything. And it's like Samuel Jackson knows what's up.

[Big J Okerson]

It's the same amount of investment as, like, the wall of, like, guys that got a sandwich there one time. Yes, it's fine.

[Jay]

Yes. But I mean, I've. The engagement I've had to have.

[Big J Okerson]

But this is the longest shoot he's done.

[Tim Butterly]

He actually made him do retakes.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

That's crazy. You showed up on two separate shooting days.

[Jay]

I was in the chair.

[Tim Butterly]

5:00am Mind you, this Jay literally has a company he's sponsored by paying him a lot of money we had to shoot. Me and Christine were trying to help him shoot a video for the company, and he had a mood swing and said, I'm done. I'm not doing it.

[Jay]

After one take.

[Tim Butterly]

One take. He was like, I don't want to do this.

[Jay]

Lebette's blue.

[Tim Butterly]

This guy. This guy had him do three takes, bat blue.

[Jay]

And.

[Big J Okerson]

And the guy's a gifted director, man. He knows how to get what he needs out of his talent. That's rare these days.

[Jay]

Damn, dude, that was really sweet. And sauce from the way that we directed Bobby away from the Derek Gaines video.

[Tim Butterly]

What was the. What was that?

[Big J Okerson]

What are you doing?

[Tim Butterly]

What was that? What is the Derek Gaines video? What is it? What was it called? The church. The church?

[Jay]

Yeah. Look up the church.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm just saying, what was it called? You don't have to tell me what it was. Is it still Available.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I think it's. I think this is.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm sorry.

[Big J Okerson]

I love you, dark web.

[Tim Butterly]

Listen, Jay, I know you know because

[Jay]

you love re watching things that I think are funny.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah, I do.

[Tim Butterly]

Is it still available?

[Jay]

How would you feel if I said no, it's not.

[Tim Butterly]

I would not. I would. I'd feel fine. I'd feel fine. If it's the truth, I'd feel fine. Is it available?

[Jay]

What if it's not the truth? Oh, you know what? While we have it in our brain, here's me doing a commercial for this guy. How you been doing? Good.

[Tim Butterly]

Easy, Jay, look over standoff garments, be a best fit win.

[Jay]

Then tap in with the website. Best fit win standoffgarments dot com. Hey, this is big J Overson telling you to check out standoffgarments.com. best garments in the business. Shirt fit good and feel good. Check.

[Tim Butterly]

He's.

[Jay]

He's in.

[Big J Okerson]

He's.

[Jay]

I wanted it over.

[Big J Okerson]

Can we just get one like it

[Jay]

is on the page? Just let me just get one and

[Big J Okerson]

then we can around from there.

[Tim Butterly]

All right, Back to one.

[Jay]

Yes. That is how he feels. He wants me to say this line. It's like, gar, can you give me

[Tim Butterly]

one of mine and then we'll do one of yours?

[Jay]

Absolutely. You're the director.

[Tim Butterly]

You're like Shiloh the buff. You just do what you want.

[Big J Okerson]

We're actually going to take a 30 minute launch and then we'll get everyone back in here. That's cool with you.

[Jay]

I wanted this over.

[Big J Okerson]

Just hang here real quick.

[Jay]

I also know Bobby's filming.

[Tim Butterly]

Hang on one second, real quick. Why don't we just take a walkway lunch and then we'll see where he's at after lunch. What do you think?

[Jay]

He goes union saying we got a cut.

[Tim Butterly]

Well, hey, we're going into a food penalty right now because we're just. It's so funny because the guy gave him the short little thing and Jay repeated it and was like, got it and then just went off.

[Jay]

No, I repeated because I.

[Tim Butterly]

It's the best garments in the is.

[Jay]

I stretched it out because I was trying to remember. Remember what we keep going back for is. I keep forgetting this like garment verse something line.

[Big J Okerson]

May the best fit win.

[Tim Butterly]

May the best fit win. That's what he wants you. Yeah, rewind, rewind it, rewind it.

[Jay]

Play it from here. I do it three more times.

[Tim Butterly]

Let's just play it from the beginning, please. We need to. We need.

[Jay]

How you been doing? Good. Yeah, man telling me to stand up.

[Tim Butterly]

Promise me the best fit win and

[Jay]

attack him with the website.

[Big J Okerson]

Not only that, but you challenged us on it.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, I did. You really did.

[Jay]

Garments.com.

[Big J Okerson]

may the best fit win. God damn it.

[Tim Butterly]

Did you say may at the beginning?

[Big J Okerson]

Did you say may at the beginning of that sentence?

[Jay]

I think you said may the best

[Big J Okerson]

garments in the business.

[Jay]

Did I?

[Tim Butterly]

Then he made a corner. Goes shirt. That's fit good and feel good. Well, he's trying to add his own little swing.

[Big J Okerson]

He's trying to get a little pivoting.

[Jay]

That's called pivoting.

[Tim Butterly]

Hey, they feel good and fit good.

[Big J Okerson]

Can we go back? I feel like I almost locked in right there.

[Jay]

You guys are tight. You guys are married. The page. I'm an improv guy. Check him out. Before they're out.

[Tim Butterly]

Before they're out.

[Jay]

What the.

[Bobby Kelly]

What was that?

[Jay]

Before he's out of them.

[Big J Okerson]

And that was. That was good, by the way.

[Jay]

You see me starting to hand it back to him and he's like, well, hang on one second. Pushes it back to me.

[Tim Butterly]

When you. When you were just swinging stuff, I was. I was trying so hard not to laugh my ass off.

[Jay]

Oh, you did great.

[Tim Butterly]

Thank you very much. I don't want my shot to shake because I am a professional.

[Jay]

I wish you could have put a stood up so I don't look so heavy.

[Tim Butterly]

I'm sorry, dude. It was a bad ankle. The water looks thin.

[Jay]

Stand up Bonus outfit.

[Tim Butterly]

First outfit, no ties. Now he's.

[Jay]

See, there was a verses in there.

[Tim Butterly]

Now he's you, though, because he thought

[Big J Okerson]

you couldn't do the first one. So let's try something a little more your speed. Let me put the bumpers up for you.

[Tim Butterly]

Hey, man, check it out. Alphas used to outfit.

[Jay]

Okay, man, listen. Losing daylight. So what are you gonna remember? I say to myself over I Red leather, yellow leather it. Trying to get it committed to memory.

[Tim Butterly]

He Spaghetti read his lines.

[Jay]

Stop, Bobby. No one thinks you're cooler when you throw industry terms out there. Spaghetti read his lines. Just like yesterday when you tried to get Anthony Michael hall hard. When you said. When you. You're really good at playing a heavy.

[Tim Butterly]

Can I say something?

[Jay]

I wanted to. Ooh, I want to. And then you told him about your dead baby.

[Tim Butterly]

Are you. Are you talking about the guy who. Who DM me at 1:44 in the morning?

[Big J Okerson]

Did he also say, nice to see you again?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, he did.

[Big J Okerson]

Did you ever get to the bottom of why he might have said that?

[Jay]

I do feel that that has to. Anthony Michael hall has to do with. He's A Boston guy. I didn't know that.

[Tim Butterly]

He's from the Berry.

[Jay]

It would stand to reason that he's been two at least as like I'm here to support to the Cam Neely comics come home.

[Tim Butterly]

That makes sense.

[Jay]

And the thing about Anthony Michael Hall. And I'll say he's awesome, but when you say Anthony Michael hall, my brain is just my age. My brain's always going to Picture Breakfast Club. Anthony Michael Hall, Weird Science. Anthony Michael Hall. I have a hard. You know. And by the way, it's been 20 plus years of him looking the way he looks now. And he looks great, but like, you know, being like a more serious and not like a kid kind of vibe. So I bet you may have met him briefly shook hands and didn't quite realize it was Anthony Michael hall. Possibly.

[Tim Butterly]

No, he might have been at the thing. And the last three years, I haven't been to the vi. At the end, there's a parties. There's the family party and the VIP party where all the famous people go. And the owner of the Red Sox and all.

[Jay]

You think you're too good for that?

[Tim Butterly]

No. Because the last time I went there, my. My little brother was there, who's not so little, and he was drunk.

[Jay]

Nice.

[Tim Butterly]

And he kept going, dude, Jimmy Fallon stinks. You're better than him. I was like, dude, you can't. You can't say that here.

[Jay]

I'm just gonna go tell it to him.

[Tim Butterly]

And he kept going. But he does. He stinks. He's. You're better than him. I'm telling. I'm like, buddy, shut the up. Everybody in this room is, you know, I don't know who's who. And he kept saying, but you're better. I grabbed by the neck. I go, you need to fucking knock it the off. I'm serious. You're gonna cause trouble. Knock it off. And he goes, all right, I'm sorry. And he waited like 30 seconds. Went, but he does stink. I mean, Jimmy Fallon. I was like, I just walked away. I gotta go. So he's. Now they split the rooms, and I make my family go in the.

[Jay]

Your family, specifically?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, well, my whole family.

[Jay]

Your drunken family. Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

I might have met him.

[Jay]

I don't picture the left. I picture. All right? I don't picture the right. I picture the left over there. Wyatt.

[Tim Butterly]

Well, Gary, I picture the right.

[Jay]

Do you?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

I've been a fan. I've been a fan of all the stuff he does. Reacher.

[Jay]

Sure, I know, but I'm saying you. That's what you Picture. When you picture Anthony Michael hall, did you.

[Big J Okerson]

Did you go home and did you look up something he's done recently to try to talk to him about in a text message?

[Tim Butterly]

No, I'm. I'm actually rookie. I'm a fan of Psych. I love the show Psych. I don't know if you know it, but he's. He was on It's a Show. But they do a lot of callbacks to the 80s. Like, they had the whole cast of Breakf Club in it as other people. They had Val Kilmer. Come on.

[Big J Okerson]

They did Boomer Slop.

[Tim Butterly]

It's Boomer Slop.

[Jay]

Bobby's got a script.

[Tim Butterly]

I love it. Yeah, it's Boomer Slop, and it's, you know, kitschy.

[Jay]

Bobby's got a telemarket script to try to get people to watch Psych. Because I'm starting to mouth the words of it. When he says, he goes, they got a lot of 80 stuff. Val Kilmer, the Breakfast Club, Twin Peaks people.

[Tim Butterly]

They do have the Twin Peaks episode.

[Jay]

I know. You've said the speech before so much.

[Tim Butterly]

I just. I love the show.

[Jay]

Show.

[Tim Butterly]

I love Boomer Slop.

[Jay]

Oh, did I get on the second take finally?

[Tim Butterly]

No, you never got it.

[Jay]

Hey, this is Big J Overson. Check out standoff garments dot com. Garment first. Garment it up. He it up.

[Tim Butterly]

You started clapping before you. Take 4.

[Jay]

You got to bring in something for us to laugh at about you. This has been a lot of laughing at me lately.

[Tim Butterly]

Hey, hang on one second. Sound speed. Take 96.

[Jay]

Stand up garments. Big J. Yo. Rolling.

[Big J Okerson]

Yo, what up? It's your boy, Big J Okerson. Check out Stan.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

First of all, you brought up. Dude, you brought up and hit me in the gut yesterday. That stupid cameo thing hurts every time. Not only does it hurt, I made

[Jay]

you show in front of black people.

[Tim Butterly]

You made me show in front of back. But you also hurts because how I. How. How fat I was. Yeah, that hurts even more.

[Jay]

Let's make you feel good, huh? Make you feel good that you've lost so much weight.

[Tim Butterly]

No, because I just was. I just. I don't trust my wife when I see it.

[Jay]

You shouldn't.

[Tim Butterly]

Why you. Why were you with that?

[Jay]

She's bad. Oh, that's not why. You shouldn't trust her.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, come on.

[Jay]

You shouldn't trust her because she didn't. Because she didn't respect you and she supported this.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't put it back on social media.

[Tim Butterly]

You just brought it up.

[Jay]

Well, just so Tim can see it in black.

[Tim Butterly]

Blue of course takes you 90 minutes to bring something up.

[Jay]

DJ Lewis, to turn around sometimes and see it also. It's pretty hilarious.

[Tim Butterly]

Tim just went.

[Jay]

You change.

[Big J Okerson]

You changed the shape of your head.

[Jay]

You look like.

[Big J Okerson]

That's crazy.

[Jay]

You look like bald Delta Burke, buddy.

[Tim Butterly]

That should have got way more than it did.

[Jay]

It's the. It's the. It's where the. It's where the belt is. And what happens underneath the belt.

[Tim Butterly]

Delta Burke was a good one, dude.

[Jay]

She ended up with that where it's. Like I said, it's the girl the. The SNL girl used to have out of time. You'd feel bad because, like. Like, they wear the belt high and they try to get it, like on a thin part, which, on a girl that big is just under the tits. That's the tightest it's gonna get. And then they put the belt there and then that. The part that hurts at night. This part, the top belly that.

[Tim Butterly]

I don't know why she put the belt. That should have got way more.

[Jay]

You gotta go fat. Fat Delta Burke. Trying to find her fatter, Fattest Delta Burke.

[Big J Okerson]

This is exactly what Lena Dunham looks like at, like, enemies. And now.

[Jay]

Yeah, she's also a bald Delta Burke.

[Big J Okerson]

Slightly different head.

[Jay]

She is a mess. I think no one should love her. Is that too much?

[Tim Butterly]

No, that is not. I think you're exactly right.

[Jay]

Lena Dunham. Should anybody even love her? I mean, like, what an animal. Idiot. She should be hunted. Maybe.

[Tim Butterly]

I don't know. I don't have to. Cooked.

[Jay]

She's so gross.

[Tim Butterly]

Cooked and fed to a small country that needs food.

[Jay]

Christine liked that show for sure, but I know, it's terrible.

[Tim Butterly]

I hate it. It so stupid.

[Jay]

Did you ever watch Christine?

[Big J Okerson]

Did you watch Girls and go, wow, it's so me.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I didn't watch Girls because it was actually me. But four years later, I was like, I'm not gonna watch a show about a bunch of girls a couple years younger than me in Bushwick. But I did go back and watch it recently, and it's actually incredible. I can't believe that a young girl wrote that.

[Big J Okerson]

They nailed it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, it's like white girl experience, but it's a story to tell.

[Big J Okerson]

I was praying that no one ever lived like any of them, even for a day.

[Jay]

What? Getting your asshole eaten by that guy? Getting your asshole eaten by Darth Vader. Darth. Whatever his name is.

[Tim Butterly]

Darth Vader.

[Jay]

Darth Thingis. It was Kylo Ren.

[Tim Butterly]

Kylo Ren. Yeah.

[Jay]

Getting your ass leaned by Kylo Ren, the daughter of the newscaster who lied about being in Vietnam. What is Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?

[Tim Butterly]

I love seeing you work through it.

[Jay]

Allison Williams, who was in get out in that show. Her father is Brian Williams, who had to. I guess he's back. But he had to take a step down, I think, for a minute, because he was like, yeah, I was a nom. Dude, Listen to Credence Clearwater coming down in a chopper. And then they were like, you were never a nom. He was like, right, no, you're right. I wasn't. And then he had to eat for that for a little bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

But it's not. It's not.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, there it is.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a different guy.

[Tim Butterly]

All right, who is that?

[Jay]

That's the daughter. Oh, it's the guy from the bear. It's the dog. That's the daughter of Brian Williams, disgraced news reporter.

[Tim Butterly]

And she got her ass eaten.

[Jay]

She got her ass eaten. She. The black guy. And get out.

[Big J Okerson]

You know, I wasn't really seeing any ass eating at all in the media. And this time, this was.

[Tim Butterly]

Robert Downey Jr. Did a movie, two girls and a Guy, and he ate Heather Graham's ass in the movie.

[Jay]

That's impressive. That's awesome.

[Tim Butterly]

Really good.

[Jay]

That's a good ass to eat.

[Tim Butterly]

It's a great. I mean, dude, it was a shocking scene.

[Jay]

I'd rather eat Heather Graham's ass than Allison Williams ass now. Even. Even an older Heather Graham. Because I'll. I'll picture Roller Girl when I'm stuffing my face in her child, by the way. Roller Girl?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Wasn't she a child of age?

[Jay]

She was of age. Age appropriate.

[Tim Butterly]

Her tits were of age.

[Jay]

She also went the whole run. I don't know if you remember, at the end, she was like a sad vet porn star that was just sucking off guys in limos.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. She was older than me when it came out. So that's like that forever.

[Jay]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

[Tim Butterly]

Her getting her ass eat by Rob. Robert Downey Jr. Doing it, too, was kind of weird.

[Jay]

Weird.

[Tim Butterly]

It was hot.

[Jay]

She's married to Gerald McGraney. Was.

[Tim Butterly]

He's dead.

[Jay]

Simon and Simon.

[Tim Butterly]

Simon and Simon.

[Jay]

Damn, dude, we're old. I know Energy in here.

[Tim Butterly]

Simon is Hunter. Remember Hunter?

[Jay]

I do remember Hunt. These all the shows I'd watch to go to bed. I don't know if I even liked them, but they would just keep me company at the time that I was gonna fall asleep.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, Hunter, you know, Hunter and 18, I loved. Was direct, created by Frank Lupo, was like the big producer, show creator. Back then. And I did a pilot for Frank Lupo.

[Jay]

You did a Frank Lupo Joey called.

[Tim Butterly]

Called Adrenaline Run.

[Jay]

Oh yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Where they. They have the hella.

[Jay]

You know, I thought it was going to change your life.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, I did. And I was wrong. I've been wrong a lot about a lot of things I've done that were

[Jay]

going to change your life.

[Tim Butterly]

I thought this was going to change my life too.

[Jay]

What do you mean? It has. It has been amazing.

[Tim Butterly]

It's been amazing.

[Jay]

What a ride it's been.

[Tim Butterly]

It's still on the ride, kid.

[Jay]

You're still on the ride.

[Tim Butterly]

We're still riding. And this is not even the top

[Jay]

of the fucking Ferris wheel.

[Tim Butterly]

See, I get to share my seat with my one of my favorite people in the world, Timmy Butterly.

[Jay]

Who me?

[Tim Butterly]

Timmy Butter.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, stop.

[Tim Butterly]

I will not. I won't.

[Big J Okerson]

You're not. Actually I texted Bobby when he was in Austin recently because it was Mary Jo's birthday and we wanted to go out and see his show. And I kind of felt like I was reaching out to someone that could not stop, never respond again. At any moment moment I had like kind of that with Bobby, you know what I mean? Hey man, it would be cool if

[Jay]

me and my wife and our friends came so excited to get away from his family for three seconds and deal with your phone call. They were way up his ass in Austin.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, we. I was so happy when you called

[Jay]

this guy to go take a thousand sepia tone pictures.

[Tim Butterly]

Sepia tone. Oh, there it is.

[Jay]

Oh, is this Robert Down JR eating Heather Graham's ass?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, dude.

[Jay]

It's a little in the dark for my.

[Tim Butterly]

Now hang on.

[Big J Okerson]

Now it gets like an Austin Powers

[Tim Butterly]

bit and I think this is in the theater. It was not as dark as this. Look at that. He's right in there. Look at that. He's eating her ass.

[Big J Okerson]

Does she still have her underpants on?

[Jay]

No. Do you know, I started. I was watching a bunch of videos from this. They follow us by the way. This, there's a. I guess it's a podcast you'd call it. But they don't show the guys at all. It's just they voice over YouTube videos and it's called this Aged well.

[Tim Butterly]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Jay]

It's great. They just go through like the ridiculous. Is a guy who's our age, I guess, probably explaining these movies to a guy who's never seen any of these movies. There you go. It's a commando lab. Every movie.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Jay]

It's. Can we hear one now? They're too long to play one full out, but check them out. This aged well or this aged great? I'm sorry? This aged great.

[Tim Butterly]

Can you hear a little bit of it?

[Jay]

Sure. Go. Go to one that's got a trailer or something.

[Big J Okerson]

See if he has any shorts. Is he doing ufc guys? Does he do a lot of.

[Jay]

What is this?

[Tim Butterly]

He's all over the place.

[Jay]

Pick a focus.

[Tim Butterly]

You don't know what's gonna hit.

[Jay]

He's a stand up comic, but they were the stuff of them was making me like they have the obvious, like

[Tim Butterly]

Argentina won, by the way.

[Big J Okerson]

Let's go.

[Jay]

Wow.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, they won. Crazy.

[Jay]

Who won?

[Tim Butterly]

Argentina.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Jay]

That is.

[Tim Butterly]

Is that real? Is that really him excited?

[Jay]

Oh, he's on here.

[Tim Butterly]

He's him excited over girls soccer. Oh, I thought. Yeah, I thought that was actually Jacob Flipping out for real.

[Jay]

It's funny. Just go through like white girls and stuff like that. But one of the ones I watched yesterday was one I was thinking about pointing out. Exactly. They do the. The girl pulling her titties out for. Oh, I remember what it was. The scene they show that I forgot Roadhouse, which I know front to back. But as soon as you just have to be see it again. The be like, oh, that is when

[Tim Butterly]

he's fucking in the closet.

[Jay]

When the guy's in the closet. Why is. She's got her skirt up and you know, let's assume panties to the side. He got fully naked for it. Why would the guy get fully naked?

[Tim Butterly]

Well, he had a great body.

[Jay]

He just goes in. I mean, sure, he was a. He was a muscular guy. There it is Patrick Swayze right now, right there. They show you literally watch the scene.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I am here.

[Jay]

It's so great. He goes, I'm on my break Saturday night thing. And then the door opens and he goes, you're fired.

[Tim Butterly]

And he's like.

[Jay]

He's fully naked.

[Tim Butterly]

Can I just say something? He has a point. He is on his break. I mean what you do with your break.

[Jay]

No, you shouldn't. Listen, as somebody who's made this mistake, you shouldn't be able to have common stuff near in the cool. You know that's the walk in. They were in like the. The beer.

[Tim Butterly]

There's no food.

[Jay]

It doesn't matter. Dude. You shouldn't get like jizz and stuff on the box.

[Big J Okerson]

The health inspector, dude, pathetic.

[Jay]

Listen, this guy's coming. The guy's looking for a reason. He's looking for a reason to shut us down. Brad Wesley's breathing down our necks across the lake. He essentially owns this place.

[Tim Butterly]

He is.

[Big J Okerson]

You're right.

[Jay]

They also point on this. That made me laugh that Patrick Swayze in most movies were the. It's probably because he's so tiny. He was a really tiny guy that every movie is sex scene. He has to pick the woman up and they go. And even in Dirty Dancing like he was like. He definitely the ultimate scene of the movie is him picking a woman up. That was a big grand thing. He's like, I'm holding a woman in the air. I am not a woman, man.

[Tim Butterly]

That's Jacob's dream.

[Jay]

I am not a lady. Yeah, Jacob. How do you not love Roadhouse more? Dude, this is your fucking Magnum. This is what Angus was for me as a kid where I could watch a fat kid dance with the pretties girl in school and. And everyone's like, go get a mangus. That was my best thing.

[Big J Okerson]

That one Green day song that they didn't put on any of the real albums. I mean, religious content for me.

[Tim Butterly]

Jacob's dream is to just have a girl run at him and a dance and just pick her up and everybody applaud.

[Jay]

Jacob would love to live on a ranch and cool off evil henchmen run small towns in. In Missouri would be my guess.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. Jacob would love to jump out of a barn, second story, under a roof, onto another roof, onto a car to

[Jay]

go rip a man's throat out with three fingers. I do want to bring justice to a small town. I know you do, but, dude, I don't know if you get the three finger. Is that a drop?

[Big J Okerson]

What the hell was that?

[Jay]

Is he on Jacob? Yeah, he's in Florida. It's my punishment for being. They won't put me on the screen. We won't put them on the screen. Just distract.

[Tim Butterly]

Hey, buddy. We never know when he's gonna have his disco mic turned on.

[Jay]

Sometimes his mic's a disco.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. Sometimes it glows different colors.

[Big J Okerson]

That really threw me.

[Jay]

Sorry.

[Tim Butterly]

That is a great draw.

[Jay]

Good to see you, Jacob. If I venue $100, show us your dick.

[Tim Butterly]

Make it two.

[Jay]

$200, show us your dick end balls and wag it around for me a little bit.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. I want you to mush your helmet onto the lens.

[Jay]

Show it to me, daddy. Show me what you got, baby.

[Big J Okerson]

Would you do it for me for free?

[Jay]

Will you show Tim just for. On the strength. Just on the strength.

[Big J Okerson]

Sorry, man. Sorry, man. You know, I didn't mean to pile on Jacob. I don't like doing that. I'm sorry, Jason.

[Tim Butterly]

You just lost him 200 bucks too.

[Jay]

Yeah, now he's not gonna do it.

[Big J Okerson]

Great.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. Now he's not gonna be able to get his new rubber band workout set.

[Jay]

Yeah. I think at some point, am I wrong that Jacob has to watch me masturbate to completion?

[Tim Butterly]

Two.

[Jay]

Twice.

[Tim Butterly]

Twice. Twice.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Twice.

[Jay]

Jacob, just know that you're still on the clock for that.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Jay]

That coupon doesn't run out for two years. If we encounter your 20, 28, you don't have to watch me masturbate to completion. Yeah. So, dude, Patrick Swayze, every sex scene, he grabs a girl by the ass and picks her up in the air. I bet the women are. Every woman is probably Kelly. What's her name is probably bigger. Bigger than him. In roadhouse, she's probably bigger than him.

[Tim Butterly]

She was tall as Kelly Lynch. Kelly, which was. She was. She was hot in that movie.

[Jay]

You're not wrong. She ended up really not really being that hot of a chick. She really looks like a guy. Like, your dad would like a girl. Your dad was. Yeah, you know, like, you'd be like, oh, my dad's a pretty lady. But like. Yeah, it was never like.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, it's like that lady in. In Ford Fairlane. She was hot in that movie. And dumb and dumber. And then Never again.

[Jay]

Lauren. Holly.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. Two movies. Never again.

[Jay]

Do you know who was I thought was the cutest in the world when she was younger and then became. Holy shit, Christy McNichol. Crazy. Like, Dykishly unattractive and then now has a sexy rap video, apparently on our sheet here, it says the Cho Stir Margaret show herself.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Jay]

You thought she was attractive when she was young. I. Something about her. I'm talking about you young. If we could find her half hour special. She did the thing that Ali Wong did at first, too. She kind of did it up the thing. She came up very.

[Tim Butterly]

Ali Wong was.

[Jay]

You know, she worked the schoolgirl outfit basically on her. No, you haven't.

[Tim Butterly]

She looks like Steve Byrne in drag.

[Jay]

No, I'm not. Listen, dude, our friend Rocco dated her for fucking years. I think they lived together.

[Tim Butterly]

He dated her?

[Jay]

Yeah. Rocco was with her for years. And it's so funny.

[Tim Butterly]

He was such a shredded Rocco with the hair.

[Jay]

Shredded Rocco with the hair. Rocco was also like, judgmental. Like you never wanted to be, like,

[Tim Butterly]

got too close too quick.

[Bobby Kelly]

This one?

[Jay]

Yes.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, this? Yeah. McCullough too, right.

[Jay]

Maybe that's her. No, she did one where she's, like, in an actual school. That's MTV half hours. This is what Bobby did. No, there's one. I mean, yes, but even there, yes, for sure.

[Tim Butterly]

I didn't do an mt. I did a Comedy Central half hour.

[Jay]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, just you. HBO, maybe 94.

[Jay]

Yeah, probably.

[Tim Butterly]

You think? Are you out of your mind?

[Jay]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

I think she looks like Chinese Jennifer Tilly there. She's like Jennifer Terry.

[Jay]

I get that she has the pan face and the whole thing, but I'm telling you, I thought she was cute. Tim, listen, did you ruin Gentilly for you?

[Tim Butterly]

No, I just want Tim to be honest about something right now.

[Jay]

Yes.

[Tim Butterly]

You think she's cute right there, too?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, one million trillion percent. Actually, she's still holding it together there too.

[Jay]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

Isn't it?

[Jay]

You know what? I know here. She was starting to fall apart from me because I don't Know why she wore the. She did the leather thing and it really shows off.

[Tim Butterly]

Tim Allen and Wild H. Still think.

[Jay]

I mean, she's doing her mom face now, but I did still think she was cute. Yeah, I thought she was cute.

[Tim Butterly]

She's not cute, but whatever.

[Jay]

There's one where she wore like a schoolgirl outfit and.

[Tim Butterly]

Well, the schoolgirl outfit will. I mean, you could put that on anybody. Put that on Paco. I think I get a little blood going down there.

[Jay]

I think the Chester was cute, but life be life. And. And life hit her in the body. It looks like she looks like a Ed Hardy fake tattoo shirt now. You know, this shirt's the default. Do you have a sleeve of tattoos? And that's my shirt.

[Tim Butterly]

Hit me.

[Big J Okerson]

Is it the choice of tattoos? Because I feel like a fully tatted babe is kind of like that. I mean, how's that not a bullseye for you?

[Jay]

It's choice of. It's choice. I get it when it's all like, you know, someone's like. It's the. This is the. The DNA whatever. You know, the DNA pattern for something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Jesus Christ.

[Jay]

There you go.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jay]

So this is her new sexy video. Cuz that wasn't a good start.

[Tim Butterly]

This is her. This is her rap video that I came across. I came across this and my jaw dropped.

[Jay]

Why'd you say sexy, though?

[Big J Okerson]

Well, did she get a facelift?

[Tim Butterly]

Why did I say sexy?

[Jay]

It says, Margaret chose sexy rap video because she doesn't look. I'll tell you what, I think I was being look sexy there. She looks like David Lopan, the bad guy from Big Trouble in Little China. Now, can you bring up a picture of David Lopan before you even get past that? This is gonna make me sad.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know if I've ever noticed a facelift on an Asian person before, but this is upsetting.

[Jay]

I mean, this is fucking crazy. David Lopan. Yeah. If you could bring up David Lopez.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey, Bobby, you seriously think this is sexy?

[Tim Butterly]

Okay,

[Jay]

well, get him when he's making his angry face, because there is one there. Yeah, there we go. David fucking Lopan. That is. I'm telling you. That's good.

[Tim Butterly]

That is really good.

[Jay]

That's good face recognition.

[Tim Butterly]

It's very close.

[Jay]

Well, we know her next big role. David Lopan in the reboot with the Rock of Big Trouble in Little China.

[Tim Butterly]

Let's share her.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm not gonna see it. They gender swapped David Lopez. I'm not going, dude. I'm sitting there.

[Jay]

Fuck that shit.

[Big J Okerson]

None of my Boys are gonna. It's fucking woke bullshit.

[Jay]

No one's gonna go see the girl busters. I'm not gonna go see. I also don't see black versions of things. I'm not gonna go see Nick Cannon's camp Money don't cost no thang because I watched Can't Buy Me Love a white classic. Didn't need to be Nick Cannoned up. Cinderella, let me suck on that mortadella. All this talk about just the tip. I'm looking for a man without the snip. Lots more fun than playing words. Let me get my tongue underneath the turtle like I grab the horns to ride the bull Grab that skin for a cheese pull.

[Bobby Kelly]

You be the prince to my Cinderella.

[Big J Okerson]

Is there a kid at her son

[Jay]

or just a gay Asian guy? She knows? I will say this. She knew it was video shoot day. Why not just fucking gussy up a little bit? You know what I mean?

[Tim Butterly]

I think she's gussied up.

[Jay]

That's not a Gussie.

[Tim Butterly]

I think the sun is coming in and just revealing her face.

[Jay]

It's no Gussie. I can't be a Gussie.

[Tim Butterly]

You'd have to. You'd have to film this at night. Night and with lighting. You can't use Jesus light to cover anything.

[Big J Okerson]

You have to shoot it like Robert Downey Jr eating ass.

[Jay]

Yeah, I hate this. This makes me so angry.

[Big J Okerson]

By the way, is there a worse type of person to watch eat on the planet than old Asian ladies?

[Jay]

No, there is no worse than that. That's why it's the running thing. It's always also cuz they're going to open a Ziploc bag full of cooked cabbage. It's like the craziest foods. Also going to find handful of bird

[Big J Okerson]

skulls, Steam on the inside of the bag.

[Tim Butterly]

It's good for Yang and she's. She's. First of all, she's never had a big dick in her mouth.

[Jay]

You can tell now. Rocco has a. Rocco has a wallet.

[Tim Butterly]

He's got a big one.

[Jay]

Yeah. Remember he used to rub it on the rose? I told you.

[Tim Butterly]

No, I don't remember that. You never told me that. But thank you for refreshing it.

[Jay]

But he did though. He used to rub it under.

[Tim Butterly]

Why did he rub it under Rosa? Was it requested?

[Jay]

No, no, no. He was being funny. Salt. It was. Derosa wasn't stirring the gravy properly and so Rocco came out in his. In his bikini underwear with his morning boner pushing it out and he rubbed it on Joe's butt while he showed him from behind. Did it work with his hand? How to do the gravy?

[Tim Butterly]

Did he work?

[Jay]

The gravy was fantastic.

[Tim Butterly]

Well, there you go then. Whatever works.

[Jay]

I don't know if it was the. I don't know if it was the pork bones he left marinating in there or what, but it was probably his dick rubbing on Joe's butt. And that was the night that Joe went full on. No, full on gay. At a nightclub.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, really? He went gay that night.

[Jay]

We went to Rocco's nightclub where he was gay bartending. He wasn't gay. He was just gay bartending.

[Tim Butterly]

Wink.

[Jay]

And he wanted me and Derosa to come hang out. And then me and Derosa just went native. We started running around, letting guys just touch our bodies. Derosa was doing. Derosa was doing unbuttoned button down shirt, chest, hair exposed, sit ups and stuff on the. I got him to go up on one of the dance floors or one of the, you know, cubes. Are they like big cubes?

[Tim Butterly]

Derosa should do that now. Yeah, be a gay nightclub dancer.

[Jay]

He skips the middleman now, dude. He just jumps right into gay sex.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is the guy that she did the video with. Gay virgin. Gay virgin.

[Jay]

Official gay virgin. What does that mean, Sam? Oh, does that mean he's never had sex, but he knows he's gay, but his nothing's happened to his butthole ever.

[Tim Butterly]

Well, if you've never had sex, she's the perfect woman to hang out. Out with.

[Jay]

Is that Margaret Cho there?

[Tim Butterly]

That's her, dude.

[Jay]

Nuh, that's her. My God. When it's sunny out, her eyes get more chinesy. That's nuts, dude. Her whole forehead comes down and makes a one big Chinese eye.

[Tim Butterly]

Chinesy. Is that.

[Jay]

But did you see her forehead comes down and her whole top? She's Chinese from ears to ear.

[Tim Butterly]

I love chinesy. I want to get some. I'm hungry for some Chinese.

[Jay]

Oh my God. Gay virgin.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh God,

[Bobby Kelly]

man.

[Jay]

What the.

[Tim Butterly]

She really looks like she's selling watches down on Canal Street.

[Jay]

Time's a real.

[Tim Butterly]

It is. Oh, she looks good right there. Click on that one. That's another song.

[Jay]

She looks better.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh, God.

[Jay]

Jesus Christ, dude. Why is she doing this?

[Big J Okerson]

Every face she makes looks like she's yelling at black people from behind bulletproof glass.

[Tim Butterly]

She probably gets a lot of hits on this and that's why she's doing it.

[Jay]

Let's see how many hits. What are the hits on this? You know what, though? She has a niche audience that I will probably never understand. So you're Right. She might be selling out theaters and being able to. They want her to do two of these songs at the end of her show.

[Tim Butterly]

Dale died of AIDS in the 90s.

[Bobby Kelly]

91.

[Jay]

No one died of AIDS in the 90s, dude. Yeah, they did the 80s.

[Tim Butterly]

Audience did

[Jay]

reality all the. Oh, he wears a skirt on stage, though. That's chill. Oh, he's a. He's a standup.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think this is him singing the foreskin song.

[Jay]

Man. There's any guy you don't have to be worried about wearing a skirt. He goes, dude, throw high kicks. It ain't gonna matter. Work it, girl. Jacob loves it. Oh, get after it.

[Tim Butterly]

If Colin Quinn was here, and it'd be hard.

[Jay]

What time is that?

[Tim Butterly]

I don't know.

[Jay]

It looks all right.

[Tim Butterly]

I have the legs. I like a hairless leg.

[Jay]

Gay virgin. So wait. A song about losing your gay virginity? What's the song called? Ouch. Parentheses gay virgins Theme. Serious little flip.

[Tim Butterly]

This is his. This is his forward.

[Jay]

It's not serious.

[Big J Okerson]

We're having some pitch issues.

[Jay]

There you go. That's the music. That's the music. Comedy shamboozy right there. That's the link right there. Something very serious and something that means a lot and something that sounds like I'm gonna make an actual song and something that seems serious. Just shove it in your butt. Ding a ding, ding a ding. And shove it in your butt.

[Tim Butterly]

Ding, ding a ding.

[Jay]

Take all that stuff and put it in the ball and shove it right up your butt. Ding a ding, ding a Dang.

[Tim Butterly]

That's a great song, by the way.

[Jay]

Music comedy sucks nuts.

[Tim Butterly]

Lou, can you make that into a song, please? That thing is catchy as Jay something

[Jay]

and something real serious. But the one thing that you should

[Tim Butterly]

know when your light wife leaves the house.

[Jay]

I got two butthole ding, ding, ding. I got two butthole. Where you have one now I have two big butthole.

[Bobby Kelly]

Banging.

[Jay]

Dang. Dang. My toilet paper budget is through the roof.

[Tim Butterly]

I love it. And just shove it in your butt

[Jay]

and shove it in your butt. Shove it in your butt. Come on, everybody. Take that thing and put it in a ball and put it in a thing and dig it in. Shove it in your butt.

[Tim Butterly]

Shove it in your butt.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yay.

[Jay]

Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. I'll be selling bumper stickers with some stupid I said earlier out in the lobby

[Tim Butterly]

comedy if you don't get black t shirts or white lettering. This is shove it in your butt.

[Jay]

Shove it in your butt. Take that thing and put it ball and take it Anything and form it in the thing and do it outside. And go outside and call your family and get them to the house so they can watch you shove it in your butt. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Wait, hang on a second. Hang on. Sorry. To hit a guy with my guitar. You see, he came right at me, man. You guys saw that, right? He came right at me.

[Tim Butterly]

Why is that song so awesome? You have to.

[Jay]

Because you've heard that tune of a song 7 million times in your life.

[Tim Butterly]

It's just said, no, just shove it in your butt. I'm gonna be singing that all day.

[Jay]

Take that thing.

[Tim Butterly]

I guarantee everybody in their car listening.

[Jay]

This never doesn't make me happy. This video never does make me happy. Watching a guitar comic loses cool, bust someone over the head with a guitar and then go to get the audience to be like, God had that coming, right? Like you, dude. You're a monster.

[Tim Butterly]

That was David Vox Mullen before he didn't read Rehab.

[Jay]

Damn right. Yeah. I had a dark night. Just take you out here so fast. It'll be like you out in the parking lot going, huh?

[Tim Butterly]

He's getting laughs.

[Jay]

Dude, this is Italian. This is like a Italian American festival. Indoor at the clubhouse thing. Shows they do. You ever see that? You ever go to, like, a Italian festival? You performed to those things? Yeah, dude, I saw a guy. I said, when I was a kid, I saw a guy at an Italian American festival in Ohio. His name was Johnny Dunc Dark. He performed it on Tuxedo Instagram. Really?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, he's. He's still. Do you know he's, like, active on Instagram and he, like, sings little snippets of songs every day.

[Jay]

No, he performed. He was a really?

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Look up. Johnny Dark sings while he's telling the story. Go ahead.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sorry.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah, please. Speaking of our people, the. You know, the Lisa Gale old person we talked about on the show, another person who just decided to make music one day when they shouldn't have has new music out. Johnny Dark. Yeah. Yeah. He performed at an Italian.

[Big J Okerson]

I was gonna get all of his videos.

[Tim Butterly]

God, his hair is awesome.

[Jay]

All sorts of funny faces.

[Tim Butterly]

If I'm in a movie and there's a clown, we're always trading.

[Big J Okerson]

He's wearing a black turtleneck with black gloves on in a mirror.

[Jay]

He's also mirroring head. I think it was funny.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, he's. That's the back of his camera pointed at a mirror.

[Tim Butterly]

He's wearing black gloves and a black phone. I didn't even see the hair. Hands I don't think he's a real influencer.

[Jay]

Gotta be honest, I didn't think that. I thought he's getting the light on his face from his phone is what he was hoping to have happened. Because he doesn't have electricity in his house.

[Tim Butterly]

It would appear he has to wear him Johnny Dark.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, endless videos exactly like this.

[Jay]

Same shot, same everything. Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Oh,

[Jay]

I'm way beneath my wings. Dude, this is crazy. This is. This should be playing on a loop on a suicide.

[Tim Butterly]

Can I just say I'm sorry to say this is my friend Voss's headache.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah. You are the wind beneath my wing. Fly, fly.

[Tim Butterly]

That's all I do now is follow people who can't sing, who sing well.

[Jay]

That's what. So this is. If you want. Bobby, I can get. Well, we should probably wait for. We come back. We might go through this. Lisa Gale. What I can do is tell you who Lisa Gayle is and give you a little tutorial before we go to commercial. Bobby, if you want to look up for this, we'll go to commercial. Lisa Gayle. Oh, yeah. She's getting back in the biz. She. Years ago, Sal Volcano showed us this. And Lisa Gale is at one point was a married woman whose husband had a lot of money and funded her making ridiculous, ridiculous videos and songs. If we can get back to go. You got to go back. Go to go back.

[Tim Butterly]

You showed me her before. She's brilliant.

[Jay]

She's fantastic. She does the country western songs. She does a song about her child passing away, but it's not. It's a weird. She really. It's crazy what she does. She does the old, like swinging on a swing, and then. Empty swing. You saw it coming. And then it'll be an empty swing swinging and like, she can't sing. So it's not really a nice trick tribute. It's like a weird thing to make a song about when you're.

[Big J Okerson]

You're watching an animal grieve, you know,

[Bobby Kelly]

it's this one.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Jay]

Yeah, this is bad.

[Tim Butterly]

Wow, that is crazy. I gotta write this one down.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Tim Butterly]

Please send me that. Oh, it's a sad one. Is this the dead kid?

[Jay]

Yeah. You'll get over the sadness of that when you hear voice choice. Put it in my butt. Look at her bright fun outfit. Poor kid's gonna play a character.

[Tim Butterly]

She rented a kid?

[Jay]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sky.

[Tim Butterly]

Is that his real grand.

[Jay]

Damn, dude. Dawn should have wrote something like this after your Anthony Michael hall story. And then dawn wrote. Dawn wrote a battle rap. So Lisa Gale, when we Come back when we come back from break. We'll hear her new works. We'll see where life's at.

[Tim Butterly]

That reminds me of the. The guy in the black. Black Leroy.

[Jay]

Who? Who's it?

[Tim Butterly]

Black Leroy. Show enough. Remember that movie with the last dragon with the.

[Jay]

Oh, the late. Oh, yeah, yeah. And the. Yeah, I know all those songs with dirty boys. I found them, I found them.

[Tim Butterly]

Dirty boys.

[Jay]

I found them, I found them I found. In your suitcase. You got me, you got me. Oh, guess what? Guest Digital presents 30 Minutes with Tim Butterley is premiering on Tim's YouTube channel. Tuesday, August 1818. Go subscribe right now so you can get early alerts. YouTube.combutterley of course you can listen to Tim Butterly show dad meat and field tripping all [e-mail] and he's going to be in Louisiana September 10th through the 12th with shows in Baton Rouge, Lafayette and Lake Charles. For tickets and all their tour dates, visit Timbutterly.

[Tim Butterly]

That cat, that cool ass brother just opened the door and looked at all of us like he caught his parents and really he went o.

[Jay]

That was a black person. Yeah, I couldn't see that at all. I thought it was a white person. Just came in. I would have screamed.

[Tim Butterly]

Yeah. I can't wait to see your special.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you. I'm really excited to put it out, guys.

[Jay]

I would have screamed. I'm sorry. I would have given an alert. If I knew it was black. I came. There he is. Jacob, where are you at you. When you're not in studio, black guys could just walk in here all willy nilly. Bobby Kelly's gonna be in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, July 25. Thank you so much for being here.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you boys so much for having me. I'm so happy to see you.

[Tim Butterly]

Good to see you, man.

[Jay]

Make sure you listen to Tim shows Dad meet field tripping. All available TimButterly.com and also his Gas Digital presents 30 Minutes with Tim Buttery premiering on his YouTube channel Tuesday, August 18th. Subscribe right now so you do not miss it. YouTube.Combutterley and of course TimButterly.com for all of his tickets. You can see him soon in Louisiana, Indiana, Lafayette, Baton Rouge and Lake Charles September 10th through the 12th. Timberly.com for all those tickets and go

[Tim Butterly]

to bigjcomedy.com he's going to Winnipeg for the great outdoor fest. So make sure you check him out up there and go to his website and go to his YouTube page and we'll. We're gonna take a week off. Jay's going to do an amazing thing next week.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, this premieres tonight too, right?

[Jay]

No. Okay, next week I'm doing. No, I work still.

[Tim Butterly]

I know nothing about you.

[Jay]

No, I'm just gonna work still. I'm doing got skank still Story wars next week and then I go. I travel both weekends.

[Tim Butterly]

Okay, well, enjoy your week off. Check out the podcast, subscribe and we'll see you guys next time. Not next week, not next, not tomorrow.

[Jay]

A week from Monday on the bonfire. Enjoy the

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