Jacob The Workout Bully

Summary

Summary of "Jacob The Workout Bully" Episode of The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Release Date: March 14, 2025

In the "Jacob The Workout Bully" episode of The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Bobby Kelly engage in a candid and often humorous discussion centered around a series of social media mishaps, role assignments within their performances, conflicts with a figure named Jacob, and the dynamics of their workout crew. The episode delves deep into personal anecdotes, professional challenges, and interpersonal relationships, all while maintaining the show's signature blunt and entertaining style.

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1. Social Media Miscommunication and Promotional Challenges

The episode kicks off with Bobby expressing frustration over a promotional flyer mistakenly featuring him as a "featuring" act alongside Big Jay. This misrepresentation leads to a lighthearted yet pointed exchange about their respective roles in upcoming performances.

• [02:21] Big Jay Oakerson: "Featuring Robert Kelly."
• [02:50] Bobby Kelly: "Look how Big Jay Okerson... featuring Robert Kelly. Little tiny."

The hosts humorously debate who should be the headliner and who should take the supporting role, ultimately deciding to flip a coin to determine their featured nights at the Seneca Casino Resort in Niagara Falls.

• [06:12] Bobby Kelly: "He is northeast. So he brought it over. Here it is. Let's do it."
• [20:35] Bobby Kelly: "We got bullied into Paco."

2. Role Assignments: Headliner vs. Middler

A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Bobby and Big Jay trying to navigate their roles as headliners and middlers. They discuss the implications of being featured versus co-headlining, highlighting the confusion caused by the promotional error.

• [03:30] Big Jay Oakerson: "Manager. It will."
• [03:40] Bobby Kelly: "This is here it is right here. Wow. I mean look how big J."

Ultimately, they agree to rotate their featured nights to maintain fairness and audience engagement.

• [20:35] Big Jay Oakerson: "This is for Friday night. Heads, you'll get this features."
• [22:51] Bobby Kelly: "You know, Friday's gonna. Friday's Saturday's gonna be the better show to middle, by the way."

3. Addressing Bullies and Personal Conflicts

The hosts shift focus to their interactions with Jacob, portraying him as a source of bullying and conflict within their workout crew. Christine, a member of the crew, joins the conversation to defend herself against Jacob's aggressive behavior.

• [54:14] Bobby Kelly: "He brings up a very sensitive thing to him immediately because it's the only thing."
• [55:03] Big Jay Oakerson: "Dave Chappelle put it very eloquently... It scares people. Sure. He wrote all those jokes, and then white people were laughing at him the way he intended, and then he had to run to Africa because that's. That's bullying."

Christine shares her experiences of being targeted and bullied by Jacob, emphasizing the emotional toll it has taken over the years.

• [55:39] Bobby Kelly: "We thought that DJ Lou might have been the bully. When it comes down to it, Jacob, you're the bully."
• [56:35] Bobby Kelly: "You're the guy that makes fun of him, Joe. But he cannot allow himself to be angry at you, so he takes it out on the guy who laughs at the joke. So I become his nemesis."

4. Dynamics of the Bonfire Workout Crew

A humorous yet critical discussion unfolds around the Bonfire Workout Crew, particularly focusing on Christine's role and Jacob's approach to training. The hosts mock the effectiveness and dynamics of their workout sessions, highlighting Jacob's overbearing nature.

• [25:52] Bobby Kelly: "The problem with the video is that he knows it word for word. So he says it as the guy says it."
• [30:04] Christine: "I do this Saturday workout for Lou. Normally, I would do a modified workout. I don't do legs on Saturday because I do a big leg workout at the gym on Friday. Yeah, but for him, I do it right."

The conversation takes a playful turn as they discuss potential solutions to their workout challenges, including exaggerated scenarios and mock strategies to cope with Jacob's intensity.

• [42:12] Big Jay Oakerson: "You just got your own shower. Every day of this. Six straight months. Wow."
• [44:02] Big Jay Oakerson: "It's passive aggressive."

5. Personal Anecdotes and Humorous Banter

Throughout the episode, Big Jay and Bobby share personal stories and engage in witty banter, providing listeners with insights into their lives both on and off the road. They discuss their experiences with therapy, book clubs, and the absurdities of managing public personas.

• [34:02] Bobby Kelly: "I have been in therapy for a long time. You have these challenges in life. You want to change your life, hit certain goals..."
• [58:06] Bobby Kelly: "It's Al Pacino's book. There you go, Sonny."

Their interactions with guest Christine add another layer of humor and complexity to the conversation, as they navigate the fine line between camaraderie and conflict.

• [24:03] Big Jay Oakerson: "We have so many fun things to talk about."
• [57:51] Bobby Kelly: "It was Guinness."

6. Concluding Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions, reiterating their commitment to their listeners and teasing upcoming content. They express intentions to improve their promotional strategies and maintain the integrity of their roles within the show.

• [59:08] Bobby Kelly: "We're all gonna work out. And if you do have suggestions, which it's fine, just throw them out."
• [60:44] Christine: "Yeah."

The episode concludes with a blend of humor, self-deprecation, and genuine camaraderie, leaving listeners anticipating future episodes filled with more of the duo's characteristic banter and storytelling.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Kelly [02:21]: "Look how Big Jay Okerson... featuring Robert Kelly. Little tiny."
• Big Jay Oakerson [54:14]: "Dave Chappelle put it very eloquently... It scares people."
• Christine [55:01]: "I'm attacked. He's made me out to be his nemesis in his head for 13 years."
• Bobby Kelly [34:02]: "I have been in therapy for a long time. You have these challenges in life."

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This episode of The Bonfire offers a raw and unfiltered glimpse into the complexities of managing public personas, personal conflicts, and the relentless pursuit of maintaining humor amidst chaos. Big Jay and Bobby's dynamic showcases their ability to tackle serious topics with levity, making for an engaging and thought-provoking listen.

Transcript

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[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Okerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly. Well, try to avoid stresses.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what? I've been trying to do that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Shouldn't that be the thing? Just avoid stress.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's hard to avoid. I'll tell you this.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Very hard.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here's what. What you have, which I wish I had. You weed. And you take something else too, right?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Like Alexa Pro. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't. I don't have any. I used to have food. I used to have sex. Sex was a good one. I used to have, you know, other things I don't have, you know, and I used to have like I could buy.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And now, now, you know, I got this budget living next to me, sleeping next to me. So it's like we don't need it. So I don't have anything. So when things come up like today. Today.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great day. Wake up bing bang cold, but it's nice. Cold but nice. I'm having a great time and going down. Gonna do a little therapy before. And then, you know, I go on social media and. And there's my friend Big J, who's apparently I'm featuring for in Niagara Falls.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, your social media team made a fucking flyer with you, big as hell and my little head featuring Justin Silver. Here they fucking. Your.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Let me tell it, says the word featuring.

[Bobby Kelly]

I. Yeah. And so I had my team, who's autistic Danny, make one of you featuring.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

So why don't you bring up.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I like that. I like. They both say that.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, yours is middling. You're not even a feature. You're a middling. Christine, can you bring up the little photo? This is. I would love to avoid stress, Jay, but your team of people seem to want to stress me out because you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm tell you right now, I'm going to ask you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Who do you want me to text? Manager, social guy or agent? Who do you want me to ask. Who do you want to ask? Who's going to give the truthful answer to who sent this down the pike?

[Bobby Kelly]

I guarantee they're all going to flip it. Nobody's going to. So we're co headlining. Let's just for sure we're going to flip flop. You're gonna go and I'm gonna go. Or you can go first. I don't care. Whatever you want. I don't think either one of us cares.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't care.

[Bobby Kelly]

We don't. We don't care.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Flip a coin for the first night. Second night we'll switch it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean it doesn't matter because we're both headliners. It doesn't matter. I don't know. You call I would believe if you said it to your manager he's gonna be like I don't know anything about it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Manager. It will. He'll take it on the chin if it was him but I don't think he would. He wouldn't have done it. That's what I'm saying. I wonder if he will know who made this mistake.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is here it is right here. Wow. I mean look how big J okerson.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Smokey.

[Bobby Kelly]

Smokey. Great photo. And then they don't even use my new headshot. They use my headshot from Fatso Bob. Not full fat but not now. And they use featuring Robert Kelly. Little tiny.

[Christine]

I mean your image is so small.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Christine]

I mean they literally made.

[Bobby Kelly]

So please can you go to my. Can you go to my social media real quick?

[Adam]

Hi, this is the cell phone.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Come on.

[Christine]

Time permitting Robert Kelly.

[Bobby Kelly]

There you go. Time. Yeah, exactly. Now here's the thing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's what Justin used to do. Justin used to do. Justin used to do a poster like this me. He'd be me in this poster and I'd be you and it would say and I. Justin was. Was featuring for me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And he made a poster of time permitting maybe jail go up. That was if I decided to get off stage. No Justin.

[Justin Silver]

Oh really?

[Big Jay Okerson]

It was just in time permitting. No, fenoia was doing with fenoia posted but a lot. By the way. I see lots of people doing this. I can't come down on fenoia for it. People put their dates up and they just have dates but they don't. It's the same thing I'm doing. I'm not putting. I'm not putting dates that I'm opening for Shane.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

On any of the things. Well one like he wants them to be a surprise. He doesn't want to know the lineup for sure. But also, it's like he's fine. He's selling out arenas. He's not worried about me going, like, by the way, guys, I think there's a ticket or two available for this arena in Whereverville, Vancouver. So I don't post those at all. But I see a lot of people doing the featuring. But they post it. It's like, there. Here's my tour.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And then you look at.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's like a lot of people who are features. Why don't you go to what I put up, Christine? So I just put this up.

[Christine]

Justice is about to be served.

[Bobby Kelly]

There you go.

[Big Jay Okerson]

A nice old picture.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I got a nice.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's so good. Yours is so much better.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I put a n. Fat old. I put up. Come on, Christine, you can. Got it. There we go. There we go. That's what I put up.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I love it for you. I love it.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I put middling.

[Big Jay Okerson]

So good.

[Bobby Kelly]

I had my team fight right back for your team.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Why do people have no respect?

[Bobby Kelly]

So I don't. So when you don't stress out. I would love to know how you don't stress out about that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He said he's gonna call right back.

[Bobby Kelly]

So which one is it? Which one is it?

[Big Jay Okerson]

I called Adam called manager.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great. Great.

[Christine]

Well, diminutive on the.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He's going to schmooze on this, though. You're not wrong.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, he's going to pass it down.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But it's going to that.

[Bobby Kelly]

But here's. Here's the thing. Your agent is my agent. Same company. Matty. I believe Matty Frost got this gig for us. He's the one who brought it into the. For us to do. Right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He is northeast.

[Bobby Kelly]

He. Yep, northeast. So he brought it over. Here it is. Let's do it. So it went to your guy had to bring it to you. Accept it. And then it went to social media. Social media gets the information from where Can I middle. Dude, I would love to middle.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Can I just middle.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would love to middle.

[Big Jay Okerson]

How about I'll middle.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I'll middle.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm middling first. I was the first middle.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no, it's featuring you. I'm middling.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would like to feature.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I think it'd be better if I feature.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would like to feature if that'd be okay.

[Big Jay Okerson]

This is a 20 some 25 years plus in comedy conversation, buddy. I will be a okay. I'll if you want me to do 20 because you think it's pushing them.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm thinking I'm doing 15 in front of you and you do the rest.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, but that's not headline. Tom. You're a big time headliner. I'm a middler.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm a feature first. I'm for. Dude, I was first. I'm a feature before. You're a middler first.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You.

[Bobby Kelly]

You became a middler after I became a feature. So if anybody's gonna feature, it's me.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're not wrong.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Crazy. You're an afterthought. Little tiny picture.

[Bobby Kelly]

These people are really. Nah, Christine.

[Justin Silver]

No, no, no, Bobby, I'm on yours. I didn't realize it said featuring. I thought it was just like a size too. A size thing. I didn't know they said you were featuring.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your team really wanted to let me know where they got me in their brains. Hey, and this is. This is the guy.

[Christine]

You should say lit feature.

[Bobby Kelly]

This guy wanted to manage me two years ago. I'm glad I didn't go. This would have been nuts.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Listen, he's like, I. I normally don't manage features. I'm more of a middler guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

This how Christine, though. This is Christine. She goes, hey, just to let you know, it's an old photo of Jay that I put up.

[Justin Silver]

No, he sent it. You sent it to me. Like it was in my messages. And I was just like, I didn't know you made it. I hadn't seen this. I was like, oh, that's an old photo.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I. I said, danny, send it to everyone. I went, everyone? What do you want? Everyone? I sent it to everyone. I was Gary Oldman in the Professional. Everyone.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He says he's going to call back. I wrote hurry.

[Christine]

Little Robert.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I mean, little Robbie.

[Christine]

Little Robbie.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, dude. Little Rob Kelly.

[Bobby Kelly]

Little.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Little.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, BK Broiler. Little BK Broiler. Little B.K.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Broiler.

[Bobby Kelly]

Little B.K.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Broiler. You're a little scamp. Maybe wearing. Maybe wearing a pinwheel hat.

[Bobby Kelly]

So when you're having you come up, you wake up. Great day. Great show yesterday. Had fun. What a wake up. Go to bed a little earlier last night. Got some sleep, felt good. I went and got sandwiches for the crew at this new place, counter service. And then I go right out of therapy. Hey, what's this? I'm tagged in something with my. My friend Big J that I do a radio show with before therapy.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I spoke to you before therapy and you said, I have a bone to pick with you, but I got to go in the therapy.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was before therapy. Yes, it was before therapy. And then I didn't bring the supp in Therapy, though I did not, because I felt like I should deal with this.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You have to iron it out on.

[Bobby Kelly]

My own with you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

On your own. Here's the funny thing about this, and we could both agree on this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, sure.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Right here is that we. That's. It's the optics and the ego shot of seeing something like that. Because realistically, if they were like, the money didn't change and they go, Bobby really wants to, like, close the shows and do, like, 45. And, like, if he could only do like, 25, I'd be like, yeah, that would be part of, like, the. What a great day.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I've already talked to the club. I'm going to feature and do 20.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

I've already talked. I'm going to get the same money, but you're going to. You're going to close the show out.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Also, the funny thing for a professional comedian is the less time you do, the more you're like, I could. If we each did 15 minutes, they would be like, how are these guys not doing fucking arenas themselves? Do you know what I mean? When you start getting to that 35 minute mark, they're kind of like, all.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right, I get it. I get why they're at a casino in upstate New York.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I see why they're at a Buffalo casino.

[Bobby Kelly]

I get why you need two of them to put a who.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What? If our crowds are light, we're gonna feel like shit, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

If our crowds are light, we're gonna get steak dinner.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And I go, I couldn't be responsible for that light crowd. I'm simply the middler.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I'm. I'm actually the feature. So it's not my fault.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He told the club that. He goes, I don't know who to put this on. Me and Bobby both thought we were middling. Now, you understand. Me and Bobby both thought there was a headliner who was going to put something big on.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, I didn't even get and Robert Kelly. I got. Featuring smaller, older Hedge. They had to go on. And I think that you would have to type in Chubby Bobby to get that photo or old Bobby to get that photo to come up, it seems.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, listen, and I'm not gonna take any. I'm not gonna take any offense to the fact that you launched a blatant attack on me when this was out of my hands. Yes, but I do appreciate the humor of it. And secondly, I don't. And I'm telling you, it Drives me a little nuts. It's very, very difficult. At least on my end. I don't know. You're in. I do have, like, a. Weirdly. Not weirdly. I guess I have, like, a big team, though. I have a person for each thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sure.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And I mean, like, they really, like. You can't be. This isn't you. This goes for Dave Lewis, anything, Anytime you go, like, hey, me and my friends want to do this thing. And right away they're just like, well, we could do that. Are they willing to accept $5 a piece and you get $70,000? And I'm like, I don't think that's going to hit them. Well, when they hear that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here's the thing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And they're like, all right. Out of the goodness of your heart. I guess if you want to give them $100 a piece, you're. No, no, no. Like, we're doing a thing together. We have to kind of break this. Right.

[Christine]

I feel like that picture should be studied in a graphic arts class. Like, why it's effective. Well, it's effective everything.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I'll tell you how it's effective. I want to let you guys know that Big J is the guy we represent.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And fuck. That other fat little bald cocksucker that's.

[Christine]

Next to him is a fat Bobby picture, but shrunk to make you look diminutive.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Christine]

And featuring. And small knockout.

[Bobby Kelly]

And. And. And my. Look at my little name. Where's my little name? Show them little Bobby Kelly. Look at how big. Go back to Jay's.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Baby Bobby Kelly. Go to Baby Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at Big J. Oke.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You can't even see some of. It's behind my giant picture.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, even in Godzilla versus King Kong, they both got equal on the poster.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're not wrong.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like, Kong and Godzilla were the same size. You know, this is like Godzilla versus. This is King Kong versus baby Godzilla.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm pretty sure Rocky 3 had Mr. T and Stallone nose to nose on the COVID Exactly.

[Christine]

A bigger phone to get all the wording.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would. I would be. If you go on Jay's. I would be. I mean, so. Yes. So the stress thing you were talking.

[Big Jay Okerson]

About, your picture is my favorite. Your picture of your good picture. It just looming over me is hilarious.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, that's the picture they could have used that sexy photo of me. But they used almost fat again. Bobby. This is the.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No facial hair. Just. Just full on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just a thumb.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Just fat. And take a look, everybody. This is what it looks like.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just a fat thumb next to one of the best photos of you leaning back, a little smirk, smoke behind you. I mean, you look fan fucking tastic.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Some of the tats popping there on the bottom.

[Bobby Kelly]

The tats. It's right there. And then it says Big J comedy.com boom. Featuring. Featuring Robert Kelly. This is right here. This is ready? This is. This is a Josh, Big J and Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, can I say this?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And there's something else I'm noticing here. We both have links to Punchup Live, Right? But I also let people know that tickets are available at my website now. You have a Punch Up Live link and then tell them that ticks are available at Punchup Live. Once again, because you own Punch Up Live.

[Bobby Kelly]

I own not all of it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But you own a major controller.

[Bobby Kelly]

How funny would it be is if in 15 years, if they do sell it and I own it all?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, man, you're just. Yeah. I guarantee you, you've been a CEO this entire time.

[Bobby Kelly]

If I own it all in when. In 15 years, when they do sell it to, like, whoever, I will give you $3 million.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yay.

[Bobby Kelly]

$3 million. And I will give Christine $2 million.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

Because you'll probably dump her.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, but what is that with this 3 million?

[Bobby Kelly]

I just wanted to have what she.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Do for Punch Up Live.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, you know What? You're right. 500,000. You're right, Jay. Okay, 200. Nothing. Come on, 100,000. Come on, 50 grand. Come on, a thousand dollars? 2,000. Yes, 2,000. About Christine. $2,000.

[Justin Silver]

That's really.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Seen.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do not really get mad at him over me owning. Not owning a company.

[Big Jay Okerson]

$2,000. You've been pocketing your own money for the past many years.

[Justin Silver]

You're fine about me saving my money.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'm not mad about it. I'm just saying I don't understand what that.

[Bobby Kelly]

What does that mean?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Christine doesn't spend any money, okay? I pay for everything, so she. But Christine doesn't not work. She doesn't sit home like dawn and make life wonderful. She. She works a little.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dawn did make a great dinner last night when I came home. Oh, God. Greek salad from scratch.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Christine found a new grease greasy spoon burger place.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, that's nice.

[Justin Silver]

Delicious.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It was fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

So good.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Good Lord.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But. Yeah. So that's why. What are you gonna give her money for? She got money.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

She's sitting on scratch.

[Justin Silver]

Not $2 million.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Right. Why would you deserve that? I deserve it because I brought some nobility to Punch Up Live by joining it.

[Bobby Kelly]

You did bring nobility. You did bring nobility. And you brought some eyes onto it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I put some eyes to it.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you allowed me to lay back in the shadow years promoting it on here. And I. I do own a percentage of True Classic is my other company.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And also your other company.

[Bobby Kelly]

That I will give Christine another $2,500 and you another 3 million.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

When I do sell.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You are now though, up to $4,000. That's pretty good. You could put that on your giant stack of cash. You have.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you have a lot of cash? Do you get to save a lot? But all your money goes to the.

[Big Jay Okerson]

House to save 100% of her money.

[Bobby Kelly]

But here's the thing. You don't have to give her money for things that she wants extra.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Right. But I need her to understand is I should never have to hear her. If that's the case, don't complain about anything ever.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would live with you if that was the case. If you ever. I can. Oh, yeah, I'll live with you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll just feature for you for the rest of your life.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. And I'll middle for you go back and forth middling featuring.

[Bobby Kelly]

You think he. I guarantee your managers listening to the show right now going, I ain't calling.

[Big Jay Okerson]

To the feature middle tour.

[Justin Silver]

It's pre tape.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's pretty. All right, here's. Oh, it's pretty shit.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He tried to call.

[Bobby Kelly]

He did. Okay, here we go. Call him back.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'll call.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would call the Internet people because they're gonna rat whoever it is out.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I think so.

[Bobby Kelly]

Those people will say, hey, they told me to do this. Hang up with him. Call the social media people.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't know him like that. The social media guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, who cares? They. You pay them.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Hello, Adam. Hey, you're on the bonfire.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, Adam, you're on the bonfire. Buckle in. Hi, everybody.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Hey, Adam, I need complete honesty out of you.

[Adam]

No, Gary, no promises.

[Bobby Kelly]

That is the most honest thing a manager's ever said, by the way.

[Adam]

I'll start by being honest by saying maybe I'll be honest.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Me. Me. Everyone's aware. Me and Robert Kelly co headlining the Seneca Casino Resort in Niagara Falls.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait, wait, let him. Does he know that?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, I do know that. Yes, today Bobby was slapped in the face with a social media post that's got real big, big Jay Okerson in big blue letters over a smoky cool picture of me looking all awesome. It says, at Seneca Casinos or Robert Kelly Live. Get tickets now. And then a teeny little picture of Bobby, fat as all hell, shaved face, looking almost Like a kid, I help out. And it says, featuring Robert Kelly. Who. How did that get down the pike like that?

[Adam]

That's a great question. Where do I see this?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Where do you guys see this?

[Justin Silver]

I just texted it to you. But it's on Jay's story right now.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Featuring Ragio. But don't worry, Bobby made his own poster that says Bobby Kelly. And now. Now I'm middling. Now, the humor of this is both of us would be very happy to dial our part back to middling, but we don't want to see it in the thing.

[Adam]

This is a huge mistake. Bobby was supposed to be. He's supposed to have hair in the picture, first of all. Oh, my God, look at this one. Bobby's response.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, can you please not use the word huge?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Thanks. This is a riot.

[Adam]

And my apologies. Bobby, I think it's a simple social team. They don't. They don't know that you're go.

[Christine]

Happening.

[Adam]

I'll fix it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, Well, I already fixed it better.

[Adam]

I think we should. We should spend the next couple of weeks doing just this.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't have any problem at all of the mass. Of the mass. Well, we are advertising of this being.

[Bobby Kelly]

We are flip farming. So you are featuring one night. You're middling one night, and I am a feature the next night.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Here's what we got. Bobby. Bobby, right now it's flip, flip, anything. It's a coin. We'll call it a coin.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

This is for Friday night. Heads, you'll get this features.

[Bobby Kelly]

You get this side featuring Friday and I'll get. Okay, so if you get this side.

[Adam]

You can make it really interesting.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And who wants to emcee Baco?

[Bobby Kelly]

We got bullied into Paco.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Paco S is right in front of everybody, right standing here, Right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Can we say, hey, you guys have anybody. Can I go with you?

[Big Jay Okerson]

We're gonna get so much called and.

[Adam]

Check with me because they. They. It's a local emcee and it's contractual. It was contingent on accepting the deal that there could be no MC except the casino's choice of someone local.

[Big Jay Okerson]

This is such manager bullshit. But I appreciate it. Adam.

[Bobby Kelly]

That is. That is some.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That is real manager bullshit. Sorry. Sorry, Paco, but the city says there's no. Whatever you are is let in.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, there's no Filipinos up in Niagara Falls.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, you keep starting with. Because you don't know what it is. He goes, there's no Filipino Fila Jap. You see? Wait till his eyes light up. China. Phil, I think what we should do is let's flip a coin.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yep, here we go.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Ready? This is for all we need to find out who's featuring Friday.

[Bobby Kelly]

If this lands on this side, right? If it lands on this side like this, I'm featuring Friday.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

If it lands on that side, I'm featuring Friday. Right. Ready? So if it's down like this, me you're featuring. If it's like this feature. Ready?

[Big Jay Okerson]

I can't see. You're featuring Friday. Is that what that is? Right? No, that's me.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm featuring Friday. You're featuring Saturday. You're middling. Sadly.

[Big Jay Okerson]

So perfect. We should keep both of these posters and just circle Friday. Circle like this is what's happening. Yeah, that's what we should do.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, great.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. Do me a favor. Cute. Tell Lance dad Adam to just go on the one and one by Bobby. Do his just circle. That's going to be Friday.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm featuring Friday. Jay's middling. It's middling. But I'm featuring.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Bobby will be featuring. I will be middling.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's middling.

[Big Jay Okerson]

If we could do it like this. Yeah, do put a circle around March 21st on that. And Bobby put a circle on yours on March 22nd. That's great.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, Friday's gonna. Friday's Saturday's gonna be the better show to middle, by the way.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, you're middling. You're middling.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, to go in and just kill it and get out of Dodge. Yeah, you're right.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're gonna kill it on Saturday.

[Adam]

Halfway back home by the time Bobby's off.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Halfway back. How long does Bobby think? How long? Bobby headlines with four and a half hours. Eight hour drive.

[Bobby Kelly]

Ralphie May.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, we're flying up there. We talked about driving and then gave up on that idea quick. All right, thank you, Adam. Go, go yell at the other Filipinos that do social media for me.

[Adam]

Deal.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Thank you.

[Adam]

Congrats again on the growing numbers on them on YouTube.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, thank you so much. Kill Tony thought was gonna give it a nice little pump. Didn't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you don' Know yet.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, it was last night.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, dude, it will come out today.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're right. It's all week. You're right.

[Bobby Kelly]

So I've been watching your numbers, dude. It's killing it, dude.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you still have other shows coming out.

[Big Jay Okerson]

True.

[Bobby Kelly]

You planned it perfectly. It's gonna murder it for the next few months.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We'll see. We'll see. That's. That's my middle. Adam, treat us with some respect. I. I'LL talk to you soon, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm a feature. I'm a feature. By the way.

[Big Jay Okerson]

My middle or Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

So there you go.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We have so many fun things to talk about. You know, we always record this episode Tuesday afternoon before the live show. And it's funny. We tend to not have a lot of stuff on the sheets. We go sometimes on Monday and kind of run down the big things we want to do, but Mayhem Miller. I mean, not derailed would be the wrong word, because I had a blast, but it was. We were not going to get into an off topic of any kind of thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, also, too. With a guy like that, you really can't. What are you gonna do? Put your foot down?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. Hey, shut up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, shut your face.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Hey, shut up before I uncork Jacob.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I mean, we wouldn't even tell a trans. A transgendered woman to shut the fuck up when she was taking over the show. We just took it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We do eat shit, don't we?

[Bobby Kelly]

We really take it. We do take it. We're just little Simpsons.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Anyone who we think has a bigger wiener than us. Mia, Isabella and Jason Mayhem Miller, for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he came in yesterday. He was great. But we're big fans of his. But he was. He was hyped. Hyped up.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, he came in hyped for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Kept grabbing the microphone. It was maybe just looking at Jacob's face every time he. He did this. Oh, he was just. Oh, just knowing that he couldn't say anything because he'd be choked out saying anything.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jacob, I'm looking on the list here. What's Jacob's book club?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, we all. Go ahead, Jacob. You explain.

[Christine]

Well, we've been discussing. Lou and I have been discussing what books we've been reading, which. Lou Louis. We've been discussing it. Yeah. And so Bobby didn't know.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He assumed that black who couldn't read.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, I'm reading, too. I might join.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no, I know. Bobby's saying you thought Black Lou couldn't read because of just where you're from originally.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that's true.

[Christine]

So we wanted to get everyone's books that they're reading and hopefully maybe expand Bonfire Workout Crew into Bonfire Reading Crew.

[Bobby Kelly]

We do have a Bonfire band workout bunch that we meet every Saturday and we do a workout.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I hope this whole crew gets together. I'm okay with that. I want you guys to bond without me over these things that I'll never do. And then we have a lot to talk about.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, first of all, we would love for you to be in the bonfire workout band crew on Saturdays. Why?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Band workouts are. Let me write it.

[Christine]

Let's see.

[Bobby Kelly]

What does it rhyme with?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Make sure I can spell this even right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, okay.

[Big Jay Okerson]

See if you can read. Can you read that?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I can. Wow. Yeah, that's. I've been called that since fifth grade.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. That's really what set me off into drugs and alcohol.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And now you call it to yourself. Every Saturday, while Jacob walks you through guided routine.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is. Well, first of all, he does it. We watch. What's his name?

[Christine]

James Grage.

[Big Jay Okerson]

James.

[Christine]

And his good friend David.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And now release.

[Bobby Kelly]

But the problem.

[Christine]

Very motivating.

[Bobby Kelly]

The problem with the video is that he knows it word for word. So he says it as the guy says it. He repeats what he says as he's saying it. And he always. He always has to adjust. Lou. DJ Lou. Cause apparently DJ Lou's back isn't straightening up.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's fucking humiliating, the whole thing. And what you're putting DJ Lou.

[Christine]

Because. I know.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And DJ Lou deserves a bit of a thumping, but I mean, this is not. You don't have to d ball the guy and make him do less than everybody else in a fucking band workout.

[Bobby Kelly]

There it is. Right.

[Christine]

He's doing great.

[DJ Lou]

It's enraging when Jacob tried to fix my posture or tell me to because.

[Christine]

Then you're not getting the max out of it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I wish he would come over. I wish you would come over to you and hold your stomach and make you do things like that, like touch you a lot. While this is.

[Christine]

It's not a game. You can't just be in the bonfire workout crew and do things wrong.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you don't. You know, you don't say anything that you've never said anything to me.

[Christine]

First of all, I can't see you. I have commented once because only Lou's picture is on while the. While I'm sharing the screen.

[DJ Lou]

Not anymore. It's not gonna be.

[Christine]

I don't know what that means.

[DJ Lou]

I'm not gonna let you see me work out so you can't fix me.

[Christine]

Why is he taking it as an insult when I'm trying to do my job and tell you how to do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why are you. Why are you yelling?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Just, you know. Guys, turn the volume up on this and turn the video off. It just sounds like gay pornography.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, it does.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's why you love it. How do you lift these bands? Are you worried? If you're worried when you're standing on the band doing curls with it. If it comes off your hands that your boner is going to catch it.

[Christine]

I crank the volume in my apartment.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You crank. All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

He does. Hey.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, oh. Get after it. Oh, come on. You got more in you, DJ Lou.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why are you yelling at Coach Jacob like that? Why are you.

[Christine]

Yeah, like, what's this?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Cuz?

[DJ Lou]

Every time we do it, I'm like, all right, here it comes. He's gonna tell me to fix my elbows.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't think he's trying to help you. I think he wants to humiliate you.

[Christine]

Not at all.

[DJ Lou]

It's a power move.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's a power move.

[Bobby Kelly]

You've never yelled. You've never yelled at.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He's jealous. He's jealous that you have a beautiful woman of color girlfriend. He's trying to humiliate me.

[Christine]

I am.

[Justin Silver]

At a time you could probably really hurt yourself, Lou. I think he's being nice.

[DJ Lou]

No, he's trying to get the most out of it.

[Justin Silver]

Probably really shitty.

[Big Jay Okerson]

4.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[DJ Lou]

Christine, pick up a band and join the boys.

[Christine]

I've invited her privately a number of times. She goes no.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And if it makes you guys feel any better, it's because she's doing nothing. What time do you do it?

[Bobby Kelly]

We do it at 11 noon or 11.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What time on what day?

[Bobby Kelly]

Saturdays.

[Big Jay Okerson]

All right. Christine's gonna be in bed for about another a half beyond that, so.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you don't stay in bed past noon on a Saturday.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Why wouldn't she? Dude, everything's paid for in her life.

[Christine]

She did specifically say no. I'm going to lie in bed with my dog.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes, that is what the case will be till 1:30 ish pm every day.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, me and Don started doing this twice a week on our own. Me and Dawn. I got her a set of bands and we do it twice a week. Now she works out with me. So Christine, why don't you jump in with us on Saturday with the Bonfire Band Boys?

[Christine]

I. I asked.

[Big Jay Okerson]

She can't do it. She's got a lot going on on Saturdays.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you have the bands? Do you need the bands? I'll get you the band.

[Christine]

She has the band. She's done this with us. They both did it with me one time. Yeah, you did it exactly one time and never happened.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It felt as gay as it is.

[DJ Lou]

I have some audio of Jacob grunting and instructing me.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's. It makes me laugh. Now when you hear Jacob, first of all, I don't.

[Christine]

Jay's holding up his sign.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's what? Horses.

[DJ Lou]

Here's Jacob.

[Christine]

First of all, I Didn't approve. It's a tough one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Heck yeah.

[Christine]

Legs are on.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's a hard one.

[Christine]

Shoulders are on fire.

[Bobby Kelly]

Growl if you have to. Cry if you have to.

[Christine]

Sit by. Keep going face. Huh.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That was a sexy car.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guys, I'm out.

[Christine]

I'm out.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think I'm out. I think I'm going to stop going.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jake. This is what you do. Christine. You know what? Sleep in with the dog. Why don't you? Hanging out for this gay orgy that they do every week. Gay zoom orgy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think while they're doing this I'm going to step dawn. We're all gonna get my manhood back.

[Christine]

Maybe we're all gonna look like Reacher by the summer. And you're gonna be jealous probably.

[Bobby Kelly]

Reacher.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You guys bodies are gonna look so good in a steam room at David Barton Jim or whatever the it's called.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's David Grage.

[Christine]

James Gray. James Grand David.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No. David Barton Jim is a gym where I think really gay stuff happens.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at Reacher.

[Christine]

Reacher.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. Dude. He would do great in gay stuff stuff.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He would do great in anything.

[Justin Silver]

Guys are all gonna look just like him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, damn right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Especially you DJ Lou. Don't give up.

[DJ Lou]

That's who I want to be.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, honestly, why DJ Lou? Once your posture gets corrected this is. It's. Honest to God, you're weeks from this.

[Bobby Kelly]

You did yell at me I think the first time. But that was not my fault.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Relax your asshole because I didn't know Bobby.

[Christine]

It looked like Bobby was taking his time starting Bobby.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You think you can't get more of it in your mouth but you can. You gotta push yourself a little bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but I have a. Get.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Put your hand on the back of your head.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Accept it. Act like you're swallowing pills. You've already. You're almost like pre swallowing and then let the cock. Sorry. The band follow its way down.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is when I got on first this Saturday and Jacob was just on his zoom him on his couch with his legs crossed.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like a guru. Like a female.

[Christine]

Like a. I had my.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just a middle aged woman with his eye looking at his phone like he was just like legs crossed. Looking at his phone like with his chin up and his arm out just scrolling through his.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Did he have a tumbler of whey?

[Christine]

Waiting for the workout crew to kill.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then I. And then when I came in I go hey man. He went oh hey, what's up Bobby? And uncrossed his legs and Bobby said I'm pretty sure I saw his. His snacks Like Basic Instinct when his little shorts.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You gave him some beans.

[Bobby Kelly]

He had gray gym shorts from Greece.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Those ones John Travolta wore.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You think you see his beans when.

[Bobby Kelly]

He got his letterman jacket.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, yeah, Remember that? Remember when John Travolta put on a fucking. He turned a greaser into a fucking jock. He looked.

[Christine]

So I would like.

[Bobby Kelly]

So.

[Christine]

I would like an apology from DJ Lou.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Why?

[Christine]

Because he's not a. He's attacking me. And I. And I mean, my only job is to. Is to help him be the best he can be.

[DJ Lou]

Jacob, those two fruits in the video, it's their job to help me. It's your job to pile on.

[Christine]

They can't see you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I can see you. Yeah. They don't know that you're not getting your ass and down your face down enough. And your. Your ass up high.

[DJ Lou]

Three queefs yelling at me instead of three queefs.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Two.

[Christine]

Okay, I guess you can do it on your own then.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Let me see this.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what? I can.

[DJ Lou]

Those guys will show me.

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Okerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Christine]

Okay.

[Big Jay Okerson]

How many times I tell you what, this new. This new energy out of Lou right here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Comes from the one Jason Mayhem Miller. Now, we had this conversation before the show yesterday at all, and we were discussing. I was like, oh, Jason, meh. Miller. I was explaining to the crew if they didn't know. I'm like, oh, he's got. From Bully Beatdown, which was a great show. And I go, I want to have him bully. Beat down DJ Lou for being Jacob's bully. One sentence back. DJ Lou writes, I would argue that Jacob's the bully. And I only think I thought about it for two more seconds before I went, Jacob might be DJ Lou's bully.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He doesn't use force or strength. He uses intimidation, passive aggressiveness and attitude.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. Mental games. And he gets in his head rent free, lives in there. And. And DJ Lou, what eventually does is he just cracks and snaps, and then he just looks like a maniac, yelling and all falling into Jacob's evil, diabolical plan.

[Christine]

Snapping about what? Eddie Vedder.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't know.

[Christine]

Is that a black Lew agrees with me. Is that something anyone should rationally.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can we just stop right here? Pause. He brings up a very sensitive thing to him immediately because it's the only thing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Now, you understand, though, that he has these kind of feelings for Eddie Vedder. Jacob, you see the word I wrote down here? Can you see it? So maybe be a little nice when, you know a guy is in a emotional. This kind of relationship with a man who doesn't know him. And that's gonna hurt when you. And you know, it's a soft spot. And when it came up, you went, oh, like Eddie Vett. You went. Right for one of his things. Right. For one of his things.

[Christine]

Who attacked him about Eddie Vedder? You guys, I'm very sensitive to not say anything. I laugh at your jokes. And then he hates me for laughing at your jokes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Right.

[Christine]

I'm always the bad guy. I'm his nemesis in his mind.

[Justin Silver]

Evil laugh at his jokes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's evil laughter.

[Christine]

This is the laugh I was born.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Here's what he thinks. What he thinks is that you're laughing. We're making jokes. Better. You better. And I think Lou's playing the joke back when he's like, you know, getting angry at it. Cause we also are like. Like, I. I don't have strong feelings about Pearl Jam either way. Went to the concert, had a good time.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love Pearl Jam. I saw Eddie Vedder with Mike Alto. Almost half of it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

So I'm saying, you know, they're fun. Someone actually brought up concerts recently and said they saw Pearl Jam for the first time. I was like, yeah, me too. They were good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Unbelievable concert.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But here's the thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine says something.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We do make fun of it. And then you're laughing at it for sure. And then he thinks. He thinks you're laughing at him getting upset. Not at our wonderful Eddie Vedder jokes.

[DJ Lou]

No, that's what he's laughing at. He's laughing at my pain.

[Bobby Kelly]

But it is your.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're laughing at his pain.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen to that. Listen.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I do hear it. I do hear it.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's evil. It's an evil laugh. It's an evil laugh.

[Christine]

Is this a comedy show?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's a comedy show.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But there's still. You can laugh evilly at something. It's. You can. You could laugh evilly at something or have a nice.

[Christine]

I guess I'm the only one who.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Who.

[Christine]

Who found it funny that he was being overly sensitive.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Black loot your thoughts. We all thought it was funny, but none of us really stepped his face in the mud like you did. I think Jacob is forgetting the odd throuple preview that we had where he was shitting on DJ Lou while DJ Lou was sick and they were sharing the same office. Do you kind of remember that? I do. When we were starting on the odd throuple idea, which, by the way, still would hold up. I think that would be a lot of fun.

[Bobby Kelly]

I have the tiny house to make it happen.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes. Oh, my God. The three of you in a tiny house. Hear me out before you say no. The three you in a tiny house for six straight months. We put cameras everywhere.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And, you guys, the only rule is there's three of you. But only two showers can be taken a day. Who doubles up? I'll let the room think about it.

[Christine]

I'm showering.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're showering every day. You can't shower every day.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, no.

[Christine]

What?

[Big Jay Okerson]

You can shower every day, but you have to. But there's only two showers allowed a day for three people. There's three people. So you. So one person gets a shower by themselves. Another person has to double up. Now, Black Lou, I just, you know, behind you. Has already said it's going to be you and DJ Lou. And I understand. Before you think that's him being racist or a piece of. There's not going to be room for another person with Lou and his big, fat, black wiener in there. Now, do you want to take a shower with DJ Lou and your dicks probably will never touch because they're all showered back into your bodies. Or do you want Black Lou to turn around constantly and touch the back of your knees with his DJ Lou? Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You want DJ Lou's juicy ass rubbing.

[Christine]

In front of you?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you could.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Great news, Black Lou. You just got your own shower. Every day of this.

[Christine]

Congratulations.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Six straight months. Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who's gonna cook, Jacob?

[Christine]

I'm cooking.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're cooking. Who's cleaning?

[Christine]

I mean, I'm cooking.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You said Black Lou pointed to himself. But I. That's not a good look. Not on camera. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, I wouldn't. You guys sit around while Black Lew is cleaning. So maybe Jacob. Jacob, maybe you cook and clean.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Because you are.

[Christine]

What is Lou do.

[Bobby Kelly]

You are. What.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is this? What you are. You're this for cleanliness and food.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, very.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're this word.

[DJ Lou]

No, you're gay. Get away from me.

[Bobby Kelly]

DJ Lou will set the mood in the party and. And then black little protect and serve and go get. He will go out and get the stuff you guys need.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He'll get supplies.

[Bobby Kelly]

Supplies and stuff.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You'll clean and cook, and DJ Lou will be cultivating the vibe he's gonna protect, if any.

[Bobby Kelly]

But if somebody comes, if something comes, he'll be. He'll protect. Yes. Who goes shooting in Florida things. What?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Seems a little scary to me.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I'll tell you why. Why?

[Big Jay Okerson]

I don't want to be the only black person driving around this area.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know that area? You. You're the only black person.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Never run into another black person in that area.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but if you will, Dre, we'll get you a flannel and a jeep. You'll be fine. Yeah, she'll be fine.

[Christine]

Bobby, you told a story that Lewis and I talked about. Like, you said that you and dawn one time wandered onto somebody, a family's property, and they were all on the porch watching you. Well, and then we thought if that was Lewis and his wife, you just.

[Bobby Kelly]

Would have heard guns. You would heard dogs barking being released, and then you would hurt. You would hear guns.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, Black Louis, a very simple solution for this. The first white guy you see up in the town, give him, like, a warning. Like, be like, hey, is this close to. And just ask for some other town. He goes, why? He goes. He goes, I just saw there's, like, a weird amount of black people down at the grocery store I just came from. And he's gonna be like, oh, he warned me about other black people. He's fine. And then you'll be good. I think the odd throuple should be revisited. Obviously, it won't be for six months. Probably a month and a half, two months.

[Christine]

I'm not good with that because Lou and I, despite this outburst from him today, we're in a good, great place, I think.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, did you feel that?

[Christine]

His attack. What do you call it? It's an attack.

[Bobby Kelly]

This right here is what you're good at. He snaps, loses it. You trigger him with those little. Your tone.

[Big Jay Okerson]

God damn, worm.

[Christine]

Look at the way your hands are called a queef.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at your hands.

[Christine]

Who?

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at your little queefy hands right now.

[Christine]

All right, I did.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Twice. First of all, Jacob, he was just trying. He was just saying queef because he didn't want to say.

[Christine]

Can I point something out? Maybe none of you know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Christine]

I do this Saturday workout for Lou. Normally, I would do a modified workout. I don't do legs on Saturday because I do a big leg workout at the gym on Friday. Yeah, but for him, I do it right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But is it for him?

[Christine]

Yes.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Or is it for the entertainment you get watching him?

[Christine]

No.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Fail at doing it the way you do it.

[Christine]

I love being motivating.

[Bobby Kelly]

You. You. But when you. You do yell, you do go, come on, Lou, straighten your back.

[Christine]

So what? Like, should you never tell anyone anything?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, it's probably.

[Christine]

Do I yell at him? I say it nicely.

[Bobby Kelly]

You could not. You could say, keep your back straight.

[Christine]

I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

To everyone.

[Christine]

But you do keep your back straight.

[Bobby Kelly]

I really do.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Come on, Lou.

[Bobby Kelly]

I got a good squat.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Come on, Lou. Don't you have a tight ass like your hot black girlfriend? Like y.

[Christine]

Come on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here's what you hear, Lou, straighten your back.

[Christine]

Okay, from now on, I'm gonna say, everyone, straighten your back.

[Bobby Kelly]

To say everyone. You can just say, keep your back straight. You think these people, when they say it, they go, hey, Lou. They go, make sure your back straight.

[Christine]

Who does he say? James Grange. Perfect posture to everyone.

[Bobby Kelly]

He just. When he says it, make sure you back straight.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Do you know why James G.R. just has perfect posture?

[Christine]

Beautiful wife.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What?

[Christine]

Beautiful, hot wife.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What's her name? Beard McBeard. What's her name? Beard McShow. And my friends.

[Christine]

What a nick.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

They do a workout together.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I bet they do.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's Danielle.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Daniel.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And then they both hit the showers and go have gay sex with other people in the bathroom. The Jacob, look, I think you're in great shape, but you live in a gay world. You're trying to drag my friend DJ Lou into it.

[Bobby Kelly]

The Point is, is that we thought.

[Big Jay Okerson]

We.

[Bobby Kelly]

When we thought that DJ Lou might have been the bully. When it comes down to it, Jacob, you're the bully, buddy. You're the bully.

[Christine]

I'm attacked. He's made me out to be his nemesis in his head for 13 years. And I don't hate and I like Lou, but whatever it is, we are oil and water. I. I admit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who's the water?

[Christine]

I don't know. Which one's supposed to be the bad one?

[Big Jay Okerson]

You the ones.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no.

[Christine]

The oil or the water?

[Big Jay Okerson]

The oil stays on top.

[Bobby Kelly]

Lou said you. You. Whatever the bad one is, it's you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You stays on the bottom.

[Christine]

He still has these feelings. It's crazy. I go home and sleep like a baby.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I know. You make a listen. I D ball another man. I would feel that way too.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'd feel proud too, if I triggered somebody and made him snap and lose his.

[Christine]

Yeah, he goes home and sticks pins in his Jacob doll.

[DJ Lou]

Jacob, you don't sleep like a baby. You have nightmares every night. You told me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah. Don't you? Wait, that's true.

[Christine]

Okay, but they're not about Lou.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you.

[Christine]

I've never had an evil dream. I've never had a nightmare.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What are your nightmares? I bet we could probably dial it back to Lou somehow. I don't know. It's being killed by records.

[Justin Silver]

I forgot about your constant never ending nightmares.

[Christine]

It was the worst week I think I've ever had.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Every night you close your eyes to a horror movie.

[Christine]

This is one of the worst.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, Mike Babiglia. I've never. I've never known about your nightmares. Why have you never. I've never heard about this.

[Christine]

I've never had a pleasant dream. I only had nightmares. I only have a nightmare.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. That's. That is nuts, bro.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, it's terrifying.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's also nuts. And it's also.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's also this, it's also that.

[Christine]

I don't know what.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes, well, I assume these are what the most of the nightmares are as I've matured. You finally have the most delicious wiener in your mouth and then it just goes away.

[Bobby Kelly]

Most of his nightmares are roller skating. Started roller skating and then end in a barn dancing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You keep watching James Grage videos and it cuts off right before you come.

[Christine]

Every time one with Jay this week and I cannot remember.

[Bobby Kelly]

You had a nightmare with Jay.

[Christine]

I woke up and I can only tell you the dream.

[Bobby Kelly]

Were you featuring for him somewhere?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Was I having you?

[Bobby Kelly]

Were you. Was he headlining with a huge poster in Times Square. And just a small photo of you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Next to him because that probably would. That's a nightmare.

[Christine]

It wasn't that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But I'll tell you what, middling for Bobby Kelly is a dream.

[Christine]

Another one. There's a lot of work related ones now.

[Bobby Kelly]

So you think that you're. Why you have work related nightmares, because you're nervous?

[Christine]

Like, well, maybe because of the. The mass firings. Some of it just implanted something in my. I don't know why it was in there.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Was the dream me writing a letter to get you fired? Hey, you guys missed one. Hey, serious.

[Christine]

Might have been something along that line.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But you go with the ladder.

[Christine]

Used to be a lot of serial killers.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have dreams of serial killers?

[Christine]

Yeah, I'd be chased like, but they're dressed like sugar plums with knives, machetes.

[Bobby Kelly]

You were being chased by a serial killer with a machete?

[Christine]

Yeah, all around the house, trying to kill my family. And then a lot. When I was younger, it was a lot of me falling into water and then seeing a fin. And at night the shark was coming to eat me while I was in black water.

[Bobby Kelly]

Were you raped in a boathouse as a child?

[Christine]

I. Dude, I don't know why I would love. I just want to experience one pleasant dream.

[Bobby Kelly]

Will you ever molest it?

[Christine]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you know?

[Christine]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Pretty sure?

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Do you think getting molested would help?

[Christine]

Maybe. I'll try anything, I guess.

[Bobby Kelly]

What if. What if.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What if I were to tell you and don't watch any documentaries about the Olympic team. What if I were to tell you inside your butt is a reset button that if I push it, you're gonna take away all of your pain?

[Christine]

No, I don't want it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You sure?

[Christine]

I don't believe that's it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It'll start you over though.

[Christine]

That's not right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, I have a good friend, Dr. Larry Nasser told me this. You're gonna tell me a doctor doesn't know what he's talking about? There's a button inside of you that if I push it with my finger, wiener will take away all your pain. Your neck pain's gone just like that vagina.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that true?

[Christine]

Is that true?

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's vaginas or man fussy. Yeah, dude, it's vaginas if you're not.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that true? Is there a button inside my asshole that you can push?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And. And what does it do?

[Big Jay Okerson]

It resets you, so it's like a factory reset so you no more pain. Like whatever you have, you have like a. What you have any kind of aches and pains today? I do. What do you have today? Where's it at?

[Bobby Kelly]

My shoulder. And then my, my, my back on my wing.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Your shoulder? Upper back.

[Bobby Kelly]

Upper back. Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Okay, there's the button in your asshole that will work to fix all of that.

[Christine]

He'll do it in front of Don and Max too.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I'll do it in front of family. They're not going to actually see my fingers going into your ass, but like, they'll be in the room and you'll see it's all above board.

[Bobby Kelly]

We could do it on my, my little counter in my kitchen.

[Big Jay Okerson]

But if you. But if you tell people or scream, we're both going to get in trouble. So don't tell.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can't tell anybody.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I wouldn't tell.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can't make a noise.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Well, look, then I'm going to be factory resetting everybody through their. Is that what you want, dude? Or do you want. Do you want the secret?

[Bobby Kelly]

What if I don't scream and it's pure, pure joy?

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's gonna be because all that ails you goes away. It's easy to forget about shoulder pain when a fat guy is putting two fucking knuckle gloved fingers up your asshole.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you keep the gloves on.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes, that's why I have. Well, I don't want to get shit on my hand. I'm just trying to reset, my friend.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you know that keeps it to where you. This is as far as you go.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's it.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's what those gloves are for?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, yeah. They're the perfect length. The reset button is this far up your asshole.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll let you do that.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't. If I use my wiener, I don't bury it up there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but you wiener wouldn't get to the button.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Stop it.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's not nice thing to say to people. Now you're my bully. Is this what it's like, Lou? Just sitting here constantly being hammered by your friends? Calling us little dicks and fat and middlers?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that was to me. You wouldn't get hard enough from my asshole to fix it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oh, I like you switched it around. Bobby. You would make me so hard it's crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I would wouldn't.

[Big Jay Okerson]

No, dude, I would be rock hard for.

[Bobby Kelly]

You wouldn't. Dude, you'd be half hard and you'd be like. It would keep popping out. You're like, I got it, I got it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

First of all, you have to be really hard for anal sex. You have to be not Mine for not your. It'll accept. It'll accept. It'll accept the Sagar.

[Bobby Kelly]

Mine goes like this.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It'll accept a little soggy. I don't mind that at all. I don't mind that one little bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

I really think that. I think you've. You've undo. Covered the truth on this show. Jacob is a bully.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah, well, it was. I gotta tell you, it was DJ Lou. I would have just said arbitrarily across the board that DJ Lou bullies Jacob. And upon one sentence suggestion, I was like, I think he's completely right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you're right.

[Christine]

I'll tell you what. He. You're the. You're the guys that make fun of him, Joe. But he cannot allow himself to be angry at you, so he takes it out on the guy who laughs at the joke. So I become his nemesis.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Dude, didn't you ever hear Dave Chappelle's.

[Christine]

I can't be angry with you?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Dave Chappelle put it very eloquently, and it made total sense when he said it. These racist jokes that I wrote were making white people laugh, so I have to move to Africa. Doesn't that make sense to you? It scares people. Sure. He wrote all those jokes, and then white people were laughing at him the way he intended, and then he had to run to Africa because that's. That's bullying. You understand now, right?

[Christine]

No.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Okay.

[Christine]

I didn't get that line at all.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's okay, Lou. I'm sorry. You have to deal with this. If you want to take it to hr, we'll give statements.

[DJ Lou]

We'll think about it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll back you up. Are you gonna go this Saturday still? Yeah. You're still gonna go?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Okay.

[Christine]

Dude, I think he likes it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Your nightmares become a reality. Your nightmares just become a reality. Lou's going to the HR about you.

[Christine]

The guy who actually does this specifically for Lou. This is. And. And he. He resents me.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Tell HR that every Saturday, not even on work hours, he demands to see you in exercise clothes on a zoom while he. And then. And then play the audio of what he does while you're. While you're just sitting on screen.

[DJ Lou]

Right. And it's a group activity. He's singling me out.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You're singling him out?

[Christine]

I told you, it's the only one on the screen.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think. I think you bull. You kind of bully everybody, fueled by.

[DJ Lou]

The evil in your dream.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think he bullies. I mean, I'm hot.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are you hot? I'm a little hot. Is the heat up. Did you put.

[Christine]

Enough said.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you put that? Did you hear that? Did you hear it? It's bullying that. Did you hear?

[Big Jay Okerson]

He makes you feel like I just.

[Bobby Kelly]

Said, I just put that out there. It's a little hot in here. As one of the co hosts, your comfort is paramount. I mean that just. I don't like it is. Okay. I don't like you.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It is. But he doesn't. But Jacob's instinct isn't to go well the host. Bobby's a host. He needs to be temperature comfortable. It's. We could do it. We could make it you. So you're comfortable. But Jacob's gonna have. You're gonna see on his face that he is miserable about it.

[Bobby Kelly]

My.

[Big Jay Okerson]

As he pulls it. As he lays his electronic body warmers all over the tables and fanned out all of his weird. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

He wears his. His elf hood.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. A slicker. He's got a zillion things with him to fucking.

[Christine]

Yeah, I have gear.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you have to. You. Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

It's passive aggressive.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just think that if you. You've uncovered something that we should be aware of.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Keep your eyes open.

[Bobby Kelly]

Keep your eyes open.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Jacob's a bully.

[Bobby Kelly]

He can be a bully. A little bully. Ish.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Probably. What's in that big thermos? Beer. Drinking beer and just yelling at all of us. Is that what you do, dad?

[Bobby Kelly]

It was that Guinness.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Just a little afternoon nip. No big deal.

[Bobby Kelly]

The book club. I think I might join the bonfire book club, though. I'm reading a book right now. Al Pacino's book. There you go, Sonny.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Where is it? Where's the book?

[Bobby Kelly]

It's at my house in my book chair. On my book. I made a book holder.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

I made a special book holder table for my book.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Is it called a Kindle?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it's not a Kindle. It's a. Did you see my book holder? I made a special table for my book because I make stuff, Jay.

[Big Jay Okerson]

And you have.

[Bobby Kelly]

I have saws and tools at my house. Now that you have a house, I will start to buy you the things that you need so that when you need something, you don't have to go buy it.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I have a work area.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have a work area. You have a nice work. You have a better work area than me. You have a huge work area. I'm gonna buy you a couple saws. I'm gonna buy you a screwdriver kit.

[Big Jay Okerson]

By the way, I know this for effect right now because I am too. Bobby, you're cold. I'm Cold. We know Jacob's fucking nipples hurt, but on pure principle, you're leaving it freezing cold.

[Bobby Kelly]

100%.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes, because you won't let Jacob bull you. You.

[Bobby Kelly]

I will not be bullied anymore.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You won't be bullied anymore.

[Bobby Kelly]

Especially in our Band Brother club and in our new book club.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Band Brothers and Book Club.

[Bobby Kelly]

Band Brother and the book club. The bonfire Book Boys, if I'm not needed. Please don't.

[Christine]

Please don't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Please don't become a victim. If there's anything I hate. I hate victims. Please don't be a victim. You're not the victim.

[Big Jay Okerson]

You know the dude.

[Christine]

Anyway, I'm working out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Out. Okay. Work out. We'll all work out.

[Christine]

Okay?

[Bobby Kelly]

We're all gonna work out. And if you do have suggestions, which it's fine, just throw them out.

[Christine]

In general, I say it like a trainer says it.

[DJ Lou]

I didn't agree for you to train me.

[Big Jay Okerson]

He's gonna go, lou, I got better things I could do on a Saturday, dog. I could be eating one chocolate pretzel or disgusting vegetable chips. Okay? I don't have to be here with you, yo, about your shitty form and your dumb nipples.

[Bobby Kelly]

I could be watching volleyball right now. Now. Or maybe women's soccer, but I'm not.

[Big Jay Okerson]

I could be watching a myriad of female activities.

[Christine]

There it is.

[Big Jay Okerson]

What?

[Christine]

No, you're right.

[Big Jay Okerson]

So just a little bit of listen.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Oil and water, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have.

[Big Jay Okerson]

That's what I call you guys as a gay couple. Oil and water.

[Bobby Kelly]

Which one's bad? Which one's good?

[Big Jay Okerson]

Lose on top. Easy. Oil. Jacob's bottoming or bottom water?

[Bobby Kelly]

Your bottom.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Your bottom water. He's top oil.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's top oil. Your bottom water.

[Christine]

I don't agree with any of. Of this. I don't feel I'm the bully. I feel like I've been bullied.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you are. But you are bottom water, right?

[Big Jay Okerson]

To lose oil, top. This is a analogy of this black. Lou, do you do the band workout, too?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yes. You also did band workout. You don't give him any, though.

[Christine]

I've corrected him once, but he had.

[Big Jay Okerson]

To be corrected now.

[Bobby Kelly]

You corrected me. He corrected me.

[Christine]

His posture.

[Big Jay Okerson]

How many days are we out of February when I start hearing this?

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, he corrected me on the first time, but it wasn't my fault. The thing was behind on my end.

[Christine]

Which I didn't know. And then I said, oh, I apologize.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I be honest?

[Big Jay Okerson]

How do you correct you to go? It's elasticity.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, he kind of yelled at me, dude. You went.

[Christine]

I said, bobby, you can't start after or something.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you said, let's. You went, bobby, let's go. You're right. You're running behind mind.

[Christine]

Okay. Yeah. We're in the middle of it. I gotta, I. I don't have time for pleasantries.

[Bobby Kelly]

First time, first time in the band.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Workout, I didn't even get too aggressive. Jacob, when I did the one workout with him, it was our first little foray. So he just did the workout also and let the. The sorry bisexual gentleman on the screen tell us what to do. I know he's married.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's married.

[Christine]

This is 20, 25 G him. This is what you get.

[Big Jay Okerson]

Yeah. You fucking throw it down now. Yeah, he ain't taking shit no more.

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