Juggalos Boofing with Sal Vulcano

Summary

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: Juggalos Boofing with Sal Vulcano
Date: August 26, 2025

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Episode Overview

This raucous, freewheeling episode dives deep into the wild world of the Gathering of the Juggalos, focusing on the untamed behavior, eccentric attendees, and unforgettable events that define this notorious festival. With guest Sal Vulcano (Impractical Jokers), Jay and Bobby offer a mix of hilarity and horror, sharing first-hand comedy war stories about performing for the dedicated Insane Clown Posse (ICP) fanbase, and painting a vivid, unfiltered picture of fandom at its most chaotic. The group dissects everything from the economics of ICP to the infamous Miss Jugglette Pageant, complete with tales of “boofing,” “poop dollars,” and one memorable 85-year-old OnlyFans star.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introducing Sal Vulcano and the World of Juggalos

• Jay welcomes Sal Vulcano, marking him as a friend for life and references the idea of Impractical Jokers performing at the Gathering of the Juggalos (“They'll say all the stuff you want them to say and they're too fucked up to recognize you guys.” [01:23])
• The uniqueness and “dirtiness” of the festival is immediately established, humorously described as "soda used condom dirt soup.”

2. Faygo, Fentanyl, and Poop Dollars

• Detailed discussion about Faygo soda (beloved by Juggalos, but not the manufacturer), and rumors of drugs being distributed with water guns (“somebody was squirting fentanyl, possibly out of a water gun at people” [02:26]).
• Introduction of the “poop dollar” prank: Juggalos allegedly wipe dollar bills with feces, leave them for someone else to pick up, then gleefully shout "poop dollar!” (“They go poop dollar is what they… Me and Lewis… Dookie Bill is great. Maybe even better.” [04:45])

3. Social Structure and Subcultures at the Gathering

• Jay and Bobby muse about the internal class system and cliques within the Juggalo community (“There has to be a upper crust; always… you're getting the gas station owner… a guy who's really figured out online eBay sales… they saved those dollars while still doing meth.” [03:10-04:13])

4. Insane Clown Posse: Wealth, Obligation, and Detachment

• The financial machine of ICP is addressed (“They're a merch machine. They're well to do. Without a doubt.” [05:57])
• Speculation about ICP’s feelings regarding their audience and ongoing obligation: “They can't be… still looking into the ground, seeing people… drugged up on meth and doing poop dollars. Like, they can't still be…” [06:03]
• Contrast between ICP’s real personalities and their stage personas: “They’re both very nice. They're literally both great guys. I know he's thoughtful… He texts me nice, kind, thoughtful things…” [06:59]

5. Outlandish Audience Behavior & Performer Survival

• Stories of dangerous and disorderly behavior from the crowd – throwing feces, trash, and various objects at the stage (Tila Tequila infamously targeted [09:22]).
• Lead-ins on how some artists survive the crowd’s wrath by learning their rules and playing along.

Notable Moment:
“Last year, I had to see Rakim stop the show for a second. Be like, 'yo, if y'all gonna be throwing shit, man… I'll leave. Or we can stay here and have some fun. Can we have some fun?' And they were like, 'yeah.' And he stayed and did it. And they didn’t throw anything else.” – Big Jay [08:55]

6. Comedians at the Gathering: Upchuck the Clown and Stand-Up Stories

• Performing comedy is a minefield, with “Upchuck the Clown” as a kind of recurring punching bag for the audience: (“…they hate Upchuck the Clown… as soon as he’s like 'what’s up,' just pegging him… he bails quick.” [11:27-12:29])
• Jay details logistical strategies for surviving as a comic onstage: trim bits to the punchline, stick to crowd work, be fast and reactive. [14:21-14:54]
• Description of wild crowd reactions, like fistfights and objects thrown on-stage.

7. The Case of Linda Hope: The 85-Year-Old OnlyFans Juggalo

• Introduction and discussion of “Linda Hope 1939,” an elderly woman making explicit content at the festival, with considerable sympathy and horror (“...a woman of that age to be going to this type of festival to give oral to the clowns… She looks exactly as I was expecting. Naked.” [21:13-25:07])
• Exploration of motivation, family alienation, and the sadness underlying her situation, with crude but genuine moments of empathy and dark comedy.
• Reflecting on the kind of men who pursue her, and the subculture chasing extreme “experiences.”

Memorable Quote:
“I’ve met a couple of grandma porn stars now… and they never want to talk about their families because all their families have aggressively disowned them... They’re like, ‘my kids don’t understand, I just love to get gang banged and film it.’” – Big Jay [26:06]

8. The Miss Jugglette Pageant: Debauchery as Competition

• Breakdown of pageant structure: personality round, talent round, and bikini round—with talent often involving shock acts (“Homemade hysterectomy… she will be pretending to pull something out of her… what is, I believe, clown painted red bloody cooch.” [35:09])
• Recap of an uninitiated, fully-clothed contestant mercilessly pelted for singing (“You'll see… lots and lots of drinks pegged at her face... They start throwing more crazy things like bags of garbage, full sodas, canisters of nos...” [33:03])
• Winning performances often involved grotesque stunts: “The crowd would chant, ‘boof that foot’” (meaning to insert it anally), with one contestant complying with audience demands by picking up and rubbing a dirty chicken foot on herself. [38:03]

Memorable Quote:
“You don’t just fuckin’... All those months waking up at 5am and shoving two chicken feet up your snatch… It wasn’t for nothing, you see. It wasn’t for nothing.” – Big Jay [40:58]

9. Reflection and Parental Worry

• Jay and Tim Butterly question what fate they’d prefer for their own daughters: “To be the girl who just goes out there and tries to sing and gets chicken feet thrown at her, or the person who the crowd loves and stops throwing things at because you're fisting your own asshole on stage. I don't have the answer yet… I've been wrestling with it for days.” [41:18]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Bits

• “From like 4 to 700 pounds.” – Big Jay, on the ‘spectrum’ of Juggalos [02:54]
• “Poop dollar. Just like wipe shit over your chick’s… all over your chick’s body… make her have a seizure on the ground.” – Big Jay [05:13]
• “They're about experience, man. They're not about money.” – Big Jay, on the motivation of Juggalo festival attendees [26:59]
• “The prize is $300 to the Juggalo merch store, bro. And a medal.” – Big Jay, on the Miss Jugglette pageant [34:27]
• “So the floor is a slippery slash, sticky slash smegmaed mess. It’s disgusting.” – Big Jay [31:22]
• “The woman just did a performance piece. Jacob, clap! God damn it.” – Big Jay [36:23]
• “She cried for 45 minutes beyond this backstage. She couldn't believe it.” – Big Jay on the winner [40:55]

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Important Segments with Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:01 | Sal Vulcano is introduced as guest | | 01:23-04:45| Tales of Faygo, fentanyl, and “poop dollars” pranks | | 05:57-07:41| ICP’s net worth & relationship with the Juggalo subculture | | 09:16-10:37| Audience misbehavior: throwing things at performers | | 11:01-14:54| “Upchuck the Clown” and the comedy show struggles | | 21:10-28:53| Linda Hope, the 85-year-old OnlyFans star & festival outliers | | 31:24-34:46| The Miss Jugglette Pageant: rules and audience cruelty | | 35:09-38:03| The winning “homemade hysterectomy” performance and “boofing” | | 40:47-41:49| Winner's emotional reaction and post-event reflections | | 41:18-41:49| Jay and Tim Butterly’s conversation about their daughters as future guests|

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Closing Thoughts

This episode captures the Bonfire crew at their most outrageous, blending horror, awe, and dark humor in recounting their Juggalo adventures. Underneath the shocking anecdotes and gross-out gags, Jay and Bobby offer real insights about fandom, the limits of comedy, and the strange, poignant humanity at the heart of American subculture. Sal Vulcano’s outsider perspective helps keep the episode grounded amid the mayhem.

For all performances, tour dates, and projects, check out the hosts’ and guest's official sites.

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Listen if you want:

• Uncensored tales from the wildest festival in America
• Darkly comic commentary on the intersection of performance, shock, and subcultures
• To experience secondhand the triumph, shame, and spectacle of the Miss Jugglette Pageant

Transcript

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly in Bobby's chair. Today we are very, very blessed to have from the impractical jokers and friend of the show and friend for life, the great Sal volcano joins us.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you so much, all of you. Thank you, buddy. I'm so excited to be here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No joke to have you. I you guys should consider impractical joking. At the gathering of the juggalos, they'll say all the stuff you want them to say and they're too fucked up to recognize you guys. There are some beautiful women at the gut the gathering though now, but they are dirty. They're so dirty. I definitely wouldn't pull my proverbial pussy out when I've just been. When I'm gonna ride around the ground in what I can only describe as like a soda used condom. Dirt soup. Oh yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Isn't faygo. Don't they want nothing to do with it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nothing to do with them.

[Bobby Kelly]

They want nothing to do, but that doesn't stop them, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope. Okay, okay. That's the Detroit soda. But I think fay goes, you know what though? In some way, but in some weird way, they get the still purchasing power of it, right? Like coming from it. And they get to go like the story is more like, I can't believe you guys are buying this. We don't even want to be associated with this. Like, fuck you, you are associated. Like, darn. You guys need how many pallets? I don't know anyone who drinks it, by the way. At one point they said there was somebody was squirting fentanyl, possibly out of a water gun at people.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that can't be real. Please.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I don't know, but I'll tell you, I'd rather that than the one time someone squirt hit me in the face and they go, faygo. And I went, no fentanyl, please. I'd rather that stuff's diabetes in your eye.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is there a spectrum of Juggalo? Like, is there some Juggalos that look.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, from like 4 to 700 pounds.

[Bobby Kelly]

But do some look well put together or do they all look like they're living out of their car?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They all look like they're living out of their car that weekend. I'm saying there has to be a upper crust of the gathering of the jugglers.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There has to be.

[Bobby Kelly]

There has to be cliques within the jungle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Always. Well, we always say, you know, you've had the cruise ship for jokers. As we were saying before, we do skank fest and I've been on several. Shiprocked is a good example. I do the heavy metal cruises. You're getting the upper crust of the people that like that thing. Not necessarily even the doctors, because doctors don't want to go on a cruise.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're getting the senior clowns.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. You're getting. What you're getting is what I believe you're getting is the gas station owner. Right. Does that make sense? Yes. He still does a shift.

[Ad Voice]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

But like he is the owner. He's the owner, operator, stuff like that. You know what I mean? A guy who's really figured out online ebay sales, that's make him a lot of money. It's people who have a couple bucks because. But I'll tell you what, they saved those dollars while all still doing math because if you drove by almost any truck that was just parked out there, like in the field, you just see three people in it and someone just had always constantly going down coke or meth or whatever the fuck is. I always assume meth. It sounds more fun.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's walking him. Was that this year? Yeah, I missed them. Did you get all the stuff I sent Christine? It's not coming in. Oh, none of it came through.

[Jacob]

Bobby sent a video that of a girl saying, beware of crumpled up dollar bills because there's plants. The guys, the. The Juggalos wipe their ass with it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Jacob]

So when you pick up the bill.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They go poop dollar is what they.

[Jacob]

Say something like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Poop dollar. Me and Lewis. Dookie Bill is great. Maybe even better. But I tell you what, though, what me and Lewis were laughing at, so are. Because the women are so there. Like a lot of times, like in Skank Fest, you'll see this. Or Skanks in general or my stand up shows. A lot of times the women are very happy to be there. And there's a lot of chicks there that are stoked to be at this thing. And definitely the conglomerate of like, I do this. Cause it's his thing, right? For sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

But the poop dollar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But the poop dollar. But we were laughing so hard. But how hard? We were laughing at the thing of like the poop dollar that like some guy uses girls, a human poop doll. Like, whatever you. I think whatever you wipe your ass on and throw it down and someone grabs it. People yell, poop dollar. Just like wipe shit over your chick's. All over your chick's body. Make her have a seizure on the ground. Like, someone comes up and goes, oh, my God, Miss, are you okay? She goes, poop do. I think she's mouth to mouth. She's poop dollar. Oh, you bitch. You got me. Poop dollar.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do they do you know, because they are at this point, they have to be worth the. The Insane Clown Posse. They're professional. I mean, they have to be worth tens and tens of millions of dollars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I don't know. They are. They're a merch machine. They're well to do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Without a doubt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're well to do. Without a doubt.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean. Yeah, so. And they've been doing it such a long time, right? So, like, did they. Did they do this because they, they. How do we not do this? Like, is there an obligation to them? Because why would we give up this, this money? Or is it like, they can't be into, like, still looking into the ground, seeing people like, in meth, drugged up on meth and doing poop dollars. Like, they can't still be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you know, they love it. Well, you know what's funny?

[Bobby Kelly]

They have like some type of a. You know, like, they, like, they, they, they have to do it. But I. These people support them. So they have to, like, love their fans or they appreciate their fans. But then they have to also, as I just human, adult, elder, like, older people look out and be like, this is. What is this? What do we. What is. What is this still? What's happening?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe there's. Listen, I will say it to some degree because Shaggy, as you said, before, like, he's the nicest guy. Oh, they're both very nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he's a normal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're literally both great guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know he's thoughtful. I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't want to.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know what the image of that he want and projectors or. I don't know. But, like, he texts me nice, kind, thoughtful things from time to time, you know? So I just. I just have to wonder that if he looks into the crowd, yo, your baby's is cute.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Someone.

[Bobby Kelly]

Someone's shooting, like, a stream of fentanyl or someone that wipes their ass, you know?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I can't imagine he's like, new episode, really funny. Yo, I like the new special. Your joke pacing was. Your joke pacing is top notch. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Jacob]

You're right. I mean, your taste change as you age.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's all I'm saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, absolutely. They are. And I don't feel that I'm pulling some curtain. I think people know that they have gotten this thing to run as a thing right. Where they have to show up really for. Well, he's very involved. Volunteer is very involved in the wrestling. That's late at night. He's control room, basically. Sometimes commentating. I think Shaggy, too. There was almost nothing involved with that anymore. Wrestling and Shaggy, I think I've this week. Last year, I saw Violent J a couple times over the course of the three days. This time, I saw him once. Wow. For three minutes backstage before wrestling that. We went to go watch the wrestling, and we saw him, like, gave him a hug and stuff, said hi. But he was, like, running around. But he does that and the show. And, like, they don't make. I think they would always be appearances all day long. Ms. Jugglette. Content. They let everything just function. They police themselves poorly and then. And then go about their day. I mean, the people that are like, hey, thank you so much for having us here. I had. Last year, I had to see Rakim stop the show for a second. Be like, yo, if y' all gonna be throwing shit, man, it ain't gonna be all like, that. I'll leave. He's like, I'll leave. Or we can stay here and have some fun. Can we have some fun? And they were like, yeah. And he stayed and did it. And they didn't throw anything else. But, like, you have to say, most people that are there for, like, their second time, at least when you hear them performing, they say something like, hey, man, I appreciate you guys not throwing dookie at us. This time. And shining lasers, trying to hurt our eyes. We appreciate you trying not to fly drones into our face or throw piles of whatever. Clams.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is the. What's. Why are they doing that before?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I can't answer that question. I really don't.

[Bobby Kelly]

I remember the Tila Tequila thing. Whoever. She's like a VJ or whatever, but Tila Tequila.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, she wasn't a vj.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was America's foremost bisexual Chinese slut. Oh. Well, Vietnamese.

[Bobby Kelly]

I remember she had an issue. They took umbrage with her. I remember that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right. They threw poop at her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Rakim.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They didn't throw poop at Rakim. They threw poop at her. Yeah, no, they throw stuff at everybody.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tequila.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But the thing is, they also, like, if you just learn how to play the game, 36 Mafia has clearly been there a lot. Right? They've been there a lot.

[Bobby Kelly]

They throw poop at the crowd.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. They themselves on trial. Yeah. And they go, don't say nothing racist. And then they throw the. Their own shit. It's a real challenge. They. The Three Six Mafia just knows that. It's about learning the audience. It's the same thing I have. You know what I mean? Like, I've learned the audience. Like, I used to think in my mind, I go, am I being a fucking, like, cornball? Because when we're driving around and people are like, big J, Woo, woo. And I go, woo, woo. I'm like. But they don't. They don't. They know I'm not, like, a fucking 247 fucking Juggalo guy. But that is what you're supposed to. I'm like, but I'm there. I'm thrilled to be there. My second year in a row. My fifth time doing it, I think. And you're.

[Bobby Kelly]

What capacity. Are you there? Like a host of some.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. We do a comedy show at midnight one night.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. Okay. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's crazy. Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. That's a tough crowd.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A fist fight brought out, broke out. A trash fight. Fist fight broke out while I was on stage. Wasn't barely a thing. I made a couple jokes about it, moved back on. I'm like, all right. All right. So anyway, what's this? Do you guys. Do you think she's thin? Hey, is this your beautiful wife who.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is on that show? And are they terrified?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was. So. This is great. Joel. I don't remember. His last name is great. Dude. He's a Michigan comedian. He's Upchuck the Clown. He's been there since the beginning. He was there from the first time I did it 15 years ago. Still there today, Sweetheart of a guy. And they. They. They hate Upchuck the Clown.

[Bobby Kelly]

They don't like him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

But they keep having him back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, he. Well, I think it's like. But to me, it's almost like he's missing an opportunity, I think, here with Upchuck the Clown. We actually discussed, me and Lewis, and it was me, Lewis, Tim Butterly, and Zak Amenko were the four comics over there to do a show. We talked very briefly. I must want to talk to Upchuck about, like, let's take turns. Every year someone else come back and be Upchuck the Clown. Because, like, dunk, tank it. Do you know what I mean? Like, go up there in full catchers gear and a mask on your face with clown stuff all over and go out there and just haul off. I mean, the crowd work on this. To go there and just shit on the situation, right? Would be so funny. And it'll make them laugh and it'll make people shitty and get angry. I go, heal it. Like, go, be a heel, right? Poor Upchuck goes up there every year. Every year he's going, I'm gonna go up there and I'll get him going. I'll get him ready for you guys, you know, grease the wheels a little bit. And then you guys go up there and we'll have a great comedy show. And as soon as, like, he's like, what's up? Joe's like, fuck you up, Joe. Bottles of soda and shit. Just pegging him. And then I was like, I think he's probably just gonna. You know, the first time I ever did it with him, he bailed really early. Upchuck, he bailed quick. Which I get totally. How nasty they're being to him the.

[Bobby Kelly]

Seven years as a clown.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. And Upchuck, does he do something about you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just call Upchuck just called Upchuck.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He does. When I did it, like, seven years ago, he went out there and did, like, kind of like. But again, it's like he just bails pretty quick on their going this year. And because I keep saying the thing, I go, you know, we've done this enough now. Because when I did it seven years ago and then the last two years, I go, we've cultivated it a bit that they do at least know who we are. They know who we are. Where the crossover on those two worlds is awesome, right? And it's great. And like, great fans, you know, I mean, so I'm like this. I was trying to tell Lewis and them and Butterly and Zach. I'm like, listen, I know you guys are, like, worried. Zach did it last year, so he kind of knows.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But he was like, I'm like, what Upchuck is gonna go through is not indicative of what's going on up here. I'm telling you, they don't like him. And so almost like, Upchuck. He was like, all right. He's like, I'll host if you want me to host. I go, that'd be great. If you can go up and say, everybody, we're gonna have Zach do it. But if you want to actually host it, he's like, yeah, dude, I'll host it. When I went on stage, dude, a bot. People were pegging a bottle to his face so hard, it almost hit me in the face. It zipped right by me. They're trying to hit him. But when he first gets up there this time, though, which I thought was pretty funny to me at least was because we had so many comics. And I was like, you know, it's almost being a conversation. Like, why are you bringing these guys to go do, like, comedy? Butterly saying all weekend, he's like, I just. What do I go up there and just kind of acknowledge what's going on and just like, talk about the weekend? I go, you can. I mean, I'm gonna do that too. I go, but. But I'm just telling you, just so you know, like, before you think you can't do bits, you can just like. But just like, you have to, like, speed them. You have to, like, find the points of the bits.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And if you're in the moment, you can kind of do that quick, just self editing on the fly. Like, what's the punchline? I really gotta get to here. It's like. And you can really just kind of go without the whole story. Go, shit, this girl's thing reminds me of a blah, blah. You know, just get whatever the. The bit out is. And they'll laugh. They'll go for it. You know what I mean? Like, they'll go. And so I'm like, upchuck, you're gonna go up there and get booed at again. Then you'll start bringing up Zach and Butterly Lewis and me. Upchuck goes this time right away. Fuck you, Upchuck the clown. But about. And I said, everyone's doing, like, you know, 15 minutes or so.

[Bobby Kelly]

He was up there 15.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he was up there about 10 but it's longer than I've ever seen him do. And what was funny was while they're pegging him and just yelling stuff out, I go around the side to look. He actually is doing. I mean he's still dressed like a cl. He really is doing like the. So my mother in law comes by the other week and she says to me he's like doing like. He's doing like bits like hand in the pocket bits. You can bail, dude. We got enough. We'll do enough. I promise. We'll have a long enough show, dude. Clownvis has a party after this. Anyway, clownvis is also the host of the. Clownvis is the host of the Miss Jugglette pageant. Upchuck the Clown does not have a big online presence and his Twitter still.

[Christine]

Links to his mice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it's still a music thing. That's where he puts his music up at. I'm a sad clown. Upchuck the Clown.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, my stuff. So I'll explain all these as we go along. Go. Let me see. Go down from. So let's start with the old lady. Now. What this is Sal and we can look her up if you'd like. I've. I believe I've come across her work before because of how ridiculous she is. Onlyfans.com Lindahope 1939. That is the year she was born. Linda Hope is an older woman who is hanging out at the festival to make content. I think this week to blow clowns and what have you. No, she definitely doesn't speak to her family. I mean, it's only $3 for 31 days. So you're signing up for it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, that's a limited offer. Christine, please.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is a limited time only. It saves up for 31 days. But then we're locked in. And I gotta be honest with you, I think we can find it for free. Not that I would take money out of Linda Hope's pocket, but I do think I'm not gonna enjoy what I see for even $3.

[Bobby Kelly]

Question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is this the picture that you just her own avatar?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, this was a stage hand for the main stage. Handed this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you took this photo?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I took this photo. That is it. Sitting in a trash can because the guy came out again. And Sal, this is where you may have a juggler. I'd love to go with you. So I can kind of show you how to live in a bubble there a little bit. A little bit. You have to mix it up a little bit. But the bubble and I've been invited and things like this. That would be the case. The. A stagehand, somebody who works there is so wrapped up in his. He's so wrapped up at this point and just being gross for the weekend, handed me that piece of paper soaking wet with something and goes, dude, check this out. And he hands me. And I already took it. I was like, oh, oh. And then he walked away and I laid it in a trash can, took a picture of it so I could prove to him that I have given a shit about it right But I'm not hanging on to this. I don't know what. It's wet from this.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean. No, I'm not even joking. Joking aside, this literally sounds like my absolute hellish night. Like, nightmare.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That part was. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like, to be that. I mean. Yeah. But they invited the guys and I to go perform there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I was like, that's a terrible idea.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that's a bad idea.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That is a. Actually, they shouldn't have done that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That would have been a setup for, like. That would have just gone. It's not. That's not the. I had to cultivate the crew to go to this. Zach's already in. He's there. He's family with those people at that point. Now he's. From the time he did it last year with us and, like, got, like, very involved with it, which is great. Butterly is such a go at the foot. Tim. Butterly is just like, what are we doing, Molly and balloons or. Not that I'm fine with either. And he just go. And he's a blast. And he's so funny and so fun. And then Louis, of course, Lewis will go native, wherever the he's at. But, like. So it was a perfect crew to do it. And you. Do you have to have me and Lewis, several times being on the back of the thing just got wet with something, and you're like, please don't be piss. Please don't be piss. Yeah. And none of it smelled like piss. Great news, everybody.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've showered since also.

[Bobby Kelly]

You mean someone's throwing something and you just get trapped?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Super soaker. A lot of super soakers and stuff going on, but immediate laundry. But I'm telling you, all that said, there's still some. If you came for a day of it, you might like it. Yeah. I don't know if you'd want to go back the next day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, there's something. There is something. It's a sight to be seen. It's obviously.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a point I'm making.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You'll want to see the things. And I'll show you some of the things you could have seen.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay, circling back, though, to Linda.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hope. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I. I want to feel bad for her now. Does this feel like somebody that is doing this? Because this is the only way in the world that they could make a living still. And she probably is. I mean, a woman of that age to be going to this type of festival to give oral to the clowns.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think oral and I think the whole. I think every hole Is in play.

[Bobby Kelly]

So. So she looks like a sweet old lady.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You'd think, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, like. So I just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, she is. I mean, she'll suck your dick and if you're sweaty and clown.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is this someplace that she wants to be in life? Or is this. That some. Is this like a desperate thing? And I just feel terrible. And Christine. Her last name being?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hope. Can you look up Linda Hope's ama?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah. There she is. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Oh, wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at. I feel sad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She looks exactly as I was expecting. Naked.

[Jacob]

Hi, grandma.

[Bobby Kelly]

It makes me feel sad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's Jacob's nana who's taking these photos.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because you know, she doesn't know how.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To work a digital camera. Black guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Black guys. Big dicked black guys is my guess. Here's the thing. She's wretched. That's terrible to look at. And I hate it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I feel bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

Because I don't think she shaves her pussy balls. I think she wants to be doing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because you're worried that with the way her hand shakes that she has to shave her own bulb. I do worry too. I do worry too. Luckily her is a little tucked away for what I thought it was going to be.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is an 85 year old woman.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's hanging on to Linda Hope. Christine, back to Linda Hope, please. Can we look up. Has Linda Hope done an AMA? I'd like to hear her AMA.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait, wait. She's 85. If she was born in 39, she's 85.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Turning 86.

[Bobby Kelly]

How is she going to this event?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A lot of protein.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's still having sex.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a lot of protein in clown come, I would guess. It seems like a very meat eating crowd.

[Bobby Kelly]

Keeps her young. Doesn't she just want to hang it up at this point and just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think she still has to. I think she has to hang it up at the end of the night.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me tie this up. She. No, these women are. And I've met a couple of grandma porn stars now an SDR show. And I do all of the. Let's interview them and we'll have a fun time. We'll have a fun time. And they never want to talk about their families because all their families have aggressively disowned them for doing this. You have grandchildren. Ma, what are you doing? Dad's been dead for 25 years. What are you doing this for? And they're like, my kids don't understand. I just love to get gang banged and film it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. Who's the Juggalo? Who's Also engaging with her as well, because that's also a certain kind of Juggalo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think you'd probably do better. I think you can cast a wide net on that. I think you could really scoop up. Every 10 guys you scoop up, there's seven that would Linda Hope.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. No way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, wow. These people are bad experiences, man. They're not about money.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're about experience.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're doing it for the. For the clicks, though. Yeah. They want the story.

[Jacob]

Terrified, though, that you could literally her to death because she's so old.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Would I be terrified of that or would I feel like a man?

[Jacob]

It's like you're.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And it'll be like, how old was she going to jail?

[Jacob]

Like, I'm going. I might actually.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why would you go to jail? She could die. That's natural. If you fuck her to death, that's natural causes.

[Jacob]

Well, it's on your conscience. Would your conscience.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My conscience will be in jail for sure. Why did I have to fuck Linda Hope with so much hips? Why did I throw so much? Why did I have to show off so hard to her?

[Bobby Kelly]

She probably has an immune system of steel, right? I mean.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, like, she's taken seven Juggalos out of ten.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, she got every variation of COVID Fucking spit it out. Shot it out, like, not rocket.

[Bobby Kelly]

Covid catches Linda, I'd like to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, is that her CPAP machine? It's a breast pump. I don't know why she's. I don't. Christine, I don't know. Live your life. I'd like to go back to some of her speaking, please. Okay. Linda, 85 year old, only fans. Girl, girl, look at me. What a sweetheart I am. That's why she says she loves my babushka.

[Bobby Kelly]

You met her. No, you didn't meet her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She told me I had a beautiful punum and then she pushed it down into her old disgusting. I did. All right, Christine, I'm sorry. This how you had to find out, but I sucked off Linda Hope. Oh, what did she say? She just started talking about it. Could you imagine that? If you're like. You go, hey, can you put on a little bit of music so I don't have to hear your bones cracking every time you move? And she goes, oh, sure, don't sit under the go. And I have the whole. That's Glenn Miller.

[Bobby Kelly]

Take the Linda train.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Glenn Miller and his band had me once, back in the 50s. It was at a little summer resort. It was my Dirty Dancing. Is she breast pumping I don't know what she's doing. Well, find out.

[Bobby Kelly]

I lost my anal virginity to Cab Calloway.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know what? We could save all of this here. The woman's definitely a juggal. She's a Juggalo fan. That's a Juggalo thing behind her. A poster? Well, I'd assume if she's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, you gotta remember when the gathering started, she was only 60.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just a kid with a dream.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not yet a senior citizen, even.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She just wanted to live out loud. Go back to the pictures. I said, I wanna get to a couple of these. I know we got a rap scene. Jesus, Christine, throw a dart and I'll tell you what. You know what? Third one from the top, right there in the middle. Click that and pause it right away. Now this. This is what's going on. Three rounds to the Miss Jugglette Pageant. Personality is first, where they ask you a question. The question you'd have to guess isn't. It's like, what's your favorite gathering of the Juggalos moment? Have you ever fucked in up the ocean, whatever. Just some kind of goofy thing. And prove you walk the walk. Prove that you can speak in sentences. I think they want to make sure that everyone's above board legally to be doing what they're about to be doing. So they all get through that and then they come out for what is next gonna be the talent portion of the show. Now, the problem is, during the personality portion, things were being thrown constantly at girls for varying reasons. Varying reasons things are being thrown. So the stage becomes a slippery slash, sticky slash, smegmaed mess. It's disgusting. And. And also, girls get down on the floor and they writhe around and do all kinds of shit for the talents. And a lot of the talents were things like, you gotta figure what these girls gonna come out and do. I can do. Not acrobatics, but, like, you know, weird, like, positions with their body and stuff and contortions and weird accounting, accounting things of this nature that unfortunately for them, the talent doesn't get to shine the way I'd like it to because the floor is. It's slippery. And it's too slippery for anything you need to have grip for. And it's too grippy for something you need to have slide for. Everything's going wrong as far as this goes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Floor is lava.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Floor is absolutely lava. And this poor gal who I would say, here's what I'm gonna do. I have fawned over a woman less attractive than this. She's a chubby gal, but she's got day's deuce on. She's got a fat ass.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. She doesn't look too chubby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She is. She's. But this is. I'm telling you, these are all above board with me. Yeah. I'm saying this girl. I had no. But because she was the most basically not clown person. This is definitely. I'll come with my friends. Sure. I don't know why she entered this contest. She comes up for her talent portion. They already didn't like her personality, and I don't remember what she said. I'm sure it was fine, but they just didn't like it. She didn't seem like she's part of this mix. For one, she's a chubby woman and she is completely clothed, which is a social faux pas in the clown community. Jacob.

[Bobby Kelly]

The Juggalos are very discerning.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're like, why are you hid your fupa? And weird stretch marks? This is what we're looking for, apparently, because when she comes out, they did not like her the first time. This is her doing her talent, where she is gonna sing, I believe is a country song. And is this at the very beginning of the video, you can see out of the gates the reactions to it. Now, Sal, if you could walk us through what you see here a little bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sure. Okay. Okay. She just deflected something with her hand. Exploded everywhere.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. It's been going for about eight seconds, and there's been nine to 12 things thrown at her. She seems like a nice gal. Yes, she has on Daisy Dukes. Just more things being rifled at her. She dodged one with her hand again. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Now you'll see if you start paying attention. Lots and lots of drinks pegged at her face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now they start getting creative because, listen, there's only so many bottles. Because I will say the Juggalos do believe in recycling. So they start throwing more crazy things like bags of garbage. Full bags of garbage at people. Full sodas, canisters of nos.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Turkey legs that are partially eaten. That was turkey leg bone. That was it.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's got to know around this point right here, that's not going well.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope. All she's thinking about is how she's gonna hit this note. Oh, wait, they have to go back. She hit a note. They almost stopped throwing things for a second. They were like, all right, this bitch can sing. I gave her a five out of five on talent.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't hear a blessed thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But. But.

[Bobby Kelly]

What'S wrong with these people, huh? She's just singing a song. You want to hit a girl with these things?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's just good old fashioned clown fun, dude. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

She wasn't expecting. So the people she came with then. Because you surmise that she is a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is round two. So by round two. So she's so unaware what she was gonna do after this. She has to get into a bikini.

[Bobby Kelly]

And she did that, too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was a very. It was a very. Why? It was a very unflattering bikini. I will say.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is the prize? Why subject yourself to this? What is the prize? Is it just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The prize is $300 to the Juggalo merch store, bro.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And a metal. They call it an amulet pendant of Insane Clown Posse. And I think that's it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is it by crowd clapping or whatever?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope. It was our judging, our actual scores.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, so they could have potentially thrown something at the winner. Oh, I mean, after that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The winner. I will show you the winner. Yeah. The winner has never seen more pride on a person's face in my life. Tears. They're so emotional about it after what they've done. Now if you'd like to just. I could just jump to show you what the winners talent performance was. So.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, Christine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That would be right underneath Linda Hope. Now, Clownvis explained to us that this girl is gonna come out and do an art piece called Home Homemade, which I think is the wrong word. Homemade hysterectomy, where she will be pretending to pull something out of her, I guess her uterus out of her. What is, I believe, clown painted red bloody cooch. And then, you know, bite it and then do a bunch of other stuff and like, you know, just make a scene. Scream a lot in clown makeup. You can give a taste. Christine, Christine. I believe I have a clip. Okay, now, you see, this is her really cramming that thing up her cooch. I will say the judges don't have a great view, but it's okay. So there she's biting the thing. I don't know what it was. I will say, though, it wasn't the insides of a pussy. It wasn't. It wasn't human anything. And then. And then she shows her asshole and spit on the audience. And then a nice bow. Jacob, clap. Jacob, clap. God damn it. The woman just did a performance piece.

[Bobby Kelly]

For you and the other girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is why you're not our team artistic man.

[Bobby Kelly]

And the other girl thought she should match that with a country ballot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, she did. She goes, okay, I don't do a homemade hysterectomy Yeah, I got the gift of song. Oh. Then she puts it back up. If I just like, oh, wait. Oh, no, this is not what's happening. So what? I do not have footage of before she wins. This is talent. She has to come out for bikini contest next. In bikini contest. She came out. She wouldn't have won bikini at all. Body wide. There were some girls with some great bodies in this thing and some guys and trans. But she. What she did was somebody had thrown up a couple different things on the stage. Christine, if you could bring up that, that's a octopus someone threw on stage that they somehow decided to put in front of me afterwards. Jacob, you can see that some of those asses are all right, right? So what? So she screamed, Jacob. So the girl who did the homemade hysterectomy, when she came out, they also threw a chicken foot. A real dead chicken's foot cut off of a chicken, covered in dirt. Whatever else is it was thrown around all weekend and thrown on stages. Thrown on that stage, in fact, and then just put up and just put on the table in front of us. Every time somebody came out in their bikini, the crowd would chant, boof that foot. Now, I know a lot of you have never watched 60 Days in or been to the joint themselves to know what boofing means. It's cramming it up your ass. It's hiding something in your ass.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. I've been boofing for years.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't even know it.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Oh, dude. Long time boofer. I don't know how to tell you. I didn't know how to tell how to break. So.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fuck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're so close to done. She took the chicken foot and I believe, pretended, but still picked it up. Let me tell you, you're beating me by picking it up. Yeah. You've already proved yourself more manly than me by picking up that squid or that octopus or the chicken's foot. Lewis picked it up at one point by the nail of the chicken that, you know, I mean, like the chicken's nail. And did it like that. And he was even like, to me at all. I was like, buddy, I had to give a real genuine off microphone. And I know you have things like this too, where I bet you've got good stories of these. A real off microphone. I go, louis, I'm being honest with you, dude, don't fucking touch me with that. Like, don't touch the. Say, if you touch me with that, I'm not gonna be able to keep it light. Like I don't like this. That this is there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did he pick it up after it was boofed?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pre boof. Well, you know what? I don't know the trajectory of that chicken foot. It wasn't boofed in my presence.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right? It wasn't boofed on stage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This thing could have been fucking sent from asshole to asshole for all I know. Working his way the ladder until it made the Miss Jugglette contest.

[Bobby Kelly]

But that could have been up Christopher Walken's head.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She picked it up and rubbed it on her. At least rubbed it on her pussy and then threw it back into the audience. And for that reason being the main reason the girl had to win because there was other. There was four smoking hot chicks that came up towards the end. Towards the end of the whole contest. Three rounds. They come in around three, kind of storm the stage. And we're like we were supposed to be or we couldn't get over here in time and whatever. All hot. They all went out and did. They started butt plugging each other and pulling them out. These are definitely onlyfans girls. These girls didn't give a shit. But they were all hot and they came in like that would have probably got the party started more for pretty girls to be involved. But I think everybody gave their best out there and I. If Christine, let me see if you can find the. Just to jump to it. Let's get the thing where she's winning, please. All the asses video, I believe is the. Is her winning? Yes. This is her running up. That's Miss Last year's winner, who I also crowned. Her name is Psycho Barbie, I believe. Tattooed Barbie. She's got a good body, but definitely no parents. Look at her. I zoom in. I did a good job. I zoomed in. Sal. So you can see this woman's never had a better day in her life. She can't believe this has happened. She cried for 45 minutes beyond this backstage. She couldn't believe it. That's Clownvis, by the way, hosting. I have a feeling you didn't believe that clown was a real thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

I knew by the blue suede clown shoes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah. That is quite the tiara they give her. She's crying. She's so happy.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's what it's all for. It's why she does it, you know. This is why she does it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You don't just fucking. She goes. All those months waking up at 5am and shoving two chicken feet up your snatch. It wasn't for nothing, you see. It wasn't for nothing. I wish my parents would call. I have mom and dad look at me now. I'm Ms. Jugglette. Dad.

[Bobby Kelly]

I have a daughter and I'm going to begin saying the rosary.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's funny? Me and Tim Butterly, both having daughters, had a conversation out there like, what's the best you hope for your daughter when she comes to the gathering at Juggalos? That she is the girl who just goes out there and tries to sing and gets chicken feet blown at her or the person who the crowd loves and stops throwing things at because you're fisting your own asshole on stage. And I'll be honest with you, I don't have the answer yet. And I'll be honest with you, I've been wrestling with it for days.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, on one hand there's maybe some dignity, but on the other hand, that amulet. Yeah, that amulet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And what are you gonna be a loser your whole life? That doesn't set her on the right path. I'm gonna talk to her. Sal Volcano is gonna be on tour. He's currently on tour. He's gonna be in Chicago theater November 14, the Beacon Theater in New York City December 27. That's a big yeah in your home. How nice is that? For tickets and all other tour dates, visit salvolcanocomedy.com oh, this reminds me of the song. Are you gonna be able to go? Can you go to Corn System of a down at MetLife next Thursday?

[Bobby Kelly]

Just let me know the date again. I'll check.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

August 28th. Oh, it's gonna be a goodie.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what, don't laugh. I think I'm going to a wnba. I think I'm going to a Liberty game that night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't have to though.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was bringing my mom in law.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I know. Also the concern is you're gonna cut the audience in half if you don't go. So it's probably us for the best. Well, you let us know. Maybe make sure for all those dates you go check out sal voc comedy.com and his new podcast which is going to be season one of the new 10 episode talk show Manouche premiering in fall on sal volcano official YouTube channel. And impractical joker season 12 happening right now comes out every Thursday at 10pm this season has been fucking hilarious. Go watch it. I'll beat the stress factory this weekend. Come on, Jersey. And then after that, Wisconsin, Calgary, Pittsburgh, Portland. Bobby Kelly is going to be a comedy the Carlson four months from now and then he's going to be in Tampa, I guess, next year or something. In Skank festival. Punch up that live. Robert Kelly. We'll catch you tomorrow back here on the bonfire. Thank you, Sal. We love you, sir. Love you guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you.