Latency Issues

Summary

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: Latency Issues (Feb 19, 2026)
Podcast Host: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk 103
Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly
Guests & Crew: Christine, Jacob, Paco, Callers

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Overview

In this episode, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly bring their signature, irreverent comedic chemistry to a lively show packed with banter about food in the studio, the joys and pitfalls of kids’ sports, maddening customer service sagas, and a deep-dive into Super Bowl halftime show controversies—particularly Kid Rock’s performance and the ongoing debate around “latency” (audio-video sync) issues. The hosts, joined by Christine, Jacob, and other regulars, riff on pop culture, aging, and their real-life frustrations, making for a funny, fast-paced, and occasionally NSFW ride.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Food Antics and Jacob’s Disdain (01:14–04:22)

• Christine brings in leftover charcuterie from a downstairs event. The meats and deviled eggs make Jacob uncomfortable, prompting the group to riff on his visible disgust.
  • Big Jay: “I think Christine or somebody brought up from there some catered event downstairs.” (01:26)
  • Robert Kelly: “It's the Jacob show. We have to get rid of this plate because Jacob's face…he just kept looking at it and going…” (01:31)
• Jay jokes about using the plate like kryptonite to keep Jacob compliant during the show, and the hosts tease him relentlessly, with laughter and mock offers (cheese for a dick pic, anyone?).
  • Big Jay: “Actually, I want to leave it for the entire show. Like a piece of kryptonite to keep you level.” (02:35)

2. Parenting & Kids’ Sports (04:54–10:31)

• Robert shares the story of his son Max’s victory at a wrestling tournament.
  • Robert: “He got a singlet yesterday, and he was walking around with his singlet like a drag queen.” (05:16)
  • Jay: “He’s going to be a trained killer.” (06:49)
• The hosts contrast their own parenting highs and lows—Jay’s daughter’s soccer heartbreak and missed free throws vs. Max’s win.
  • Jay: “I've only watched my daughter lose at soccer and miss the most important playoff free throws…” (06:54)
• They riff on the perils of white kids in black basketball leagues, tongue-in-cheek, and discuss their kids’ struggles (Max in basketball and baseball; Jay notes “All white schools are where they send black kids to get confidence”).
  • Big Jay: “But they let him do that so he can get … the confidence. Because he’s that good.” (09:07)

3. Major Fitness Saga: Customer Service Hell (10:36–24:43)

• Jay vents about a painful attempt to order a home gym from Major Fitness—detailing weeks of bad communication, lost emails, useless tracking apps, and unhelpful form responses.
  • Big Jay: “From that day until today, it just shows a picture of the gym and says waiting for details. You can click it a thousand times. It sends you not…” (11:13)
  • Robert: “They must have took out a campaign and … don’t have enough in stock. So they’re just prolonging people along.” (18:45)
• The annoyance turns comedic as Bobby offers to film a guilt-trip video for the company, and Jay ponders if he’s been “majorly” ripped off.
  • Big Jay: “Major Fitness? More like Major pain in the ass.” (19:47)
• Christine suggests Jay join the “band workout crew” while he waits, sparking fresh rounds of macho ribbing.
  • Christine: “Jay, do you want to borrow my $35 between the door frame pull up bar?” (23:31)
  • Big Jay (mock protest): “I'm not doing bands. I'm not a lady because I can't work out for a week.” (20:50)

4. Super Bowl Halftime Show & Kid Rock “Latency” Debate (24:58–54:43)

• The crew tackles the viral controversy over Kid Rock’s alleged “lip sync” at the Super Bowl halftime, with Big Jay asserting it was a “latency”—not lip-syncing.
  • Robert: “But how was it on and then off? Because if it's behind, it's going to be behind the whole time…” (28:06)
  • Big Jay: “It was a sound recording issue. Completely believable thing.” (41:16)
• Discussion segues into a broader critique of Super Bowl shows, comparing Kid Rock to modern acts and critiquing everything from cello players (“I heard those cello players were actors”—44:57) to the overproduction of contemporary spectacles.
• Memorable nostalgia for past halftime shows, with calls for multi-act, “fun” performances (P. Diddy, Nelly, etc.).
  • Big Jay: “Have a…Get six fucking people to come out and do a…do like a little concert. And then at the end, they all do something together.” (49:28)

5. Cultural Commentary: Social Media, Aging, & Celebrity (54:04–61:36)

• Riffing on Britney Spears’ infamous paparazzi photos and the long-awaited but ultimately disappointing “celebrity nude reveals.”
  • Big Jay: “She got there and showed us her shaved meaty pale box.” (54:10)
  • Robert: “She had waitress pussy.” (54:27)
• Discussion about aging celebrities (LaToya Jackson’s appearance, plastic surgery, and eating disorder speculation), leading to some surprisingly sensitive takes amidst the roast.
  • Christine: “She weighs, I think, 70 pounds. She's, like, doing dances.” (46:06)
  • Robert: “For a 70 year old, she does not look that bad. Jacob, 70, Jacob likes him young.” (58:46)
• The hosts joke about their own decline and self-image, rounding off with affectionate jabs at each other and their crew.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Jacob, stop it and show us your dick.” — Big Jay Oakerson (04:43)
• “Major Fitness? More like Major pain in the ass.” — Big Jay Oakerson (19:47)
• “He’s gonna be a trained killer.” — Robert Kelly (06:49)
• “It was making me stomach laugh. And I couldn't get you to look.” — Big Jay Oakerson (02:00)
• “She got there and showed us her shaved meaty pale box.” — Big Jay Oakerson (54:10)
• “I just accepted. No, no, you don’t have to accept it.” — Big Jay & Robert sparring over apologies (61:03)
• “She looks better than my sister.” — Robert Kelly, on LaToya Jackson (58:03)
• “We all waited for years through our teens with her…then she got there and showed us her shaved meaty pale box.” — Big Jay Oakerson on celebrity letdowns (54:10)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Charcuterie/Jacob segment: 01:14–04:22
• Kids’ Sports/Max’s Win: 04:54–10:31
• Major Fitness Saga: 10:36–24:43
• Halftime Shows/Kid Rock latency: 24:58–54:43
• Britney Spears paparrazi & Celebrity Body Talk: 54:04–61:36

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Tone & Takeaways

• The episode is raucous, unfiltered, and darkly funny, true to The Bonfire’s brand.
• Jay and Bobby’s chemistry is on full display, as they move effortlessly from teasing their crew to diving into cultural debates.
• Underneath the humor, there’s genuine exasperation (customer service, parenting), and moments of nostalgia and shared vulnerability.
• Expect NSFW moments, wild digressions, and a show atmosphere that feels like hanging out at the back table of a comedy club.

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For New Listeners

• No sacred cows: Every topic—from gym equipment woes to pop star crotch shots—gets the Bonfire’s irreverent treatment.
• If you enjoy riffing, banter, and inside-comedy camaraderie, this episode is representative of the series’ freewheeling style and hard-hitting laughs.

Transcript

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[Christine]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go ahead, throw it away. Dude, throw the plate away.

[Christine]

You don't want it? I'll throw it out if you guys don't want it.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think Christine or somebody brought up from there some catered event downstairs.

[Robert Kelly]

She brought up a charcuterie plate with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Devil eg, deviled eggs, meats and cheeses, which Jacob, I think, by God's law isn't allowed to have together. It's salamis and everything. And everyone who enjoys these things goes like. It's almost like a nice. Ooh, it's a little enticing smell. Jacob just sits there. It is the Jacob show. We have to get rid of this plate because Jacob's face. I wouldn't be able to do a show or I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. He was doing this. He just kept looking at it and going. This. He'd go. It was take. It was making me stomach laugh. And I couldn't get you to look.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, there was. Because I was trying to seduce Pago.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. Dude. He went.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, he came in today and apparently the people that were in here before us smelled like syrup.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Or something. And he was just angry with Aunt Jemimas.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a. It's a hip hop duo.

[Christine]

I was already breathing through my mouth. Those two.

[Robert Kelly]

And then Christine came in with a charcuterie plate and stuck it right in front of him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get it out of here. Go throw it in the hallway trash too. So you don't have to be in the room with that meat and cheese.

[Christine]

Just cuz you will. You guys want it out?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know what? Actually, I want to leave it for the entire show. Like a piece of kryptonite to keep you level.

[Robert Kelly]

But yeah. No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, I'll tell you this. If you eat one piece of cheese with one piece of meat, you can. You can throw it out.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob, let me ask you a question. Why aren't you throwing in the garbage in here? Throw it in the barrel right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's no bag.

[Robert Kelly]

I had to throw out the previous bag from what smelled earlier?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Syrup.

[Robert Kelly]

The syrup.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now you'd be praying for syrup.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I know what they have. They have pancakes or waffles. I couldn't place it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have never seen a radio show where the producers have that much just hang over the energy of the show.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, one in particular.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

His face. Jacob's face?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, I've never seen. I'm saying a radio show where, like that's ever happened before. The producer is usually someone. You're like, shut the up and do whatever.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Look at him walk in. He's still. He still has the face off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

What's up, buddy? You okay? Now can we do the show?

[Christine]

Sure. Please.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If I was trying to hook Jacob up with a girl, I still would have to get. And she goes, well, tell me about him. I go, he's a handsome guy. He's very fun, very funny. Unpleasant. Well, he's unpleasant.

[Robert Kelly]

What? Okay, all right. Like, unpleasant how he could dance. Oh, that's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's athletic. He's in good shape. He cares about his health.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I love that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's a great cook and a great baker.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God, this is perfect.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Unpleasant.

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sorry, Just. What are you unplay, like, around them? You feel like things aren't all right? No. Do you like feeling like, secure and warm, like everything's good?

[Robert Kelly]

That's what I'm looking for.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And everyone in the room's in a good space together.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's the opposite of that.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But what did I say? You could bake?

[Robert Kelly]

You did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. I think his penis is okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But he showed it to black people before.

[Robert Kelly]

Won't show it to us.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's racist with his penis. You definitely are. Reverse penis racist.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Dude, you stink. I want to see it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just show us your dick, dude, and we'll stop if you don't show us your dick.

[Robert Kelly]

We're getting all kinds of cheeses and meats here every day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This place is going to be lousy with cheese and meat if you'll show me your dick.

[Robert Kelly]

Finally going to smell like syrup. Cheese and meat if you don't show us that piece.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, stop it and show us your dick.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, we'll give you 10 minutes to get it going.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

10 minutes. What's he going to think of working.

[Robert Kelly]

Out rubber bands.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's go with first Big and the good news, because I want to say. Because then it gets into negative. Max won the event.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yesterday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because you sent the video. And I gotta be honest with you, the video's far away. I had no idea who was who, because you were like, he's winning. Who I thought was Max. It seemed like they were losing the whole time. And then it looked like somebody switched it at the end and won. But I'm like, I don't know which one was Max singlet or not singlet.

[Robert Kelly]

He's a singlet. He got. He.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was singlet.

[Robert Kelly]

He got a singlet yesterday, and he was walking around with his singlet like a drag queen.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude, he was walking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Put fake lashes on him.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude, it was. It was pretty crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But he won.

[Robert Kelly]

I made it just in time. I flew up. Yeah, dude, I made it just in time. Came in, had his headgear on, came over to me, and then I texted him, win.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want you to do one thing for me.

[Robert Kelly]

And just win. Yeah, the kid. The kid that he was wrestling was kind of handling him. But the thing about wrestling, because. I don't know, it's funny, too, because I'm sitting there with dawn, and she doesn't know a thing about it.

[Christine]

She.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The kid put him in a spladle.

[Robert Kelly]

She went, is that traveling?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went.

[Robert Kelly]

I went, listen, dog.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it says that in the video, doesn't it? Don't you hear that in the video? Yeah, she says traveling. I think she yells it out. Like, someone should have recognized that. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

She yells out, is that traveling? I'm like, shut the fuck up. Traveling. She goes, that's basketball.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

The ball part is the key to that. I know that. Yeah. So. So you. You have to score points by. You can get, like. If someone's on top of you and you get out of it and stand back up, that's points.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay?

[Robert Kelly]

If you. Someone's grabbing you like that kid, and then you spin it around and you get on top of him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Points.

[Robert Kelly]

You get points for everything and getting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Them out of the circle. Or. No, if you.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you. You. You can. If your toe is in the Circle and you pin somebody. You. You get the points, you win. Okay, but you have. Someone has to be in the circle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Someone's got to be in it.

[Robert Kelly]

That's when he won.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They were out of the circle a little bit.

[Robert Kelly]

A little bit. But his foot. He kept his foot in the circle and then. And then pinned the guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's gonna be a trained killer.

[Robert Kelly]

And he. Dude, I'm so excited.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's nice.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm so excited.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've only watched my daughter lose at soccer and. And then miss the most important playoff free throws of her life.

[Robert Kelly]

It sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But she's good at art. Remember that.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she's great at girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, she's a girl. Who cares, dude, if every time I throw a football at her, I just give a bruise on her chest?

[Robert Kelly]

Did you. You made her tit smaller. You stunted a tick growth throwing a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Smash her in the booze.

[Robert Kelly]

Buddy, did you see the photo I sent you of when they all dressed up? Of the team photo?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you see Max?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, buddy. He's such a ham. He had sunglasses on. And I. I got him a fake rollie. It's a gold day date. It's like a $60,000 watch. He wore it. And if you see.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How much is the Fakie?

[Robert Kelly]

The Fakie's 500 bucks. But it was given to me. Kalta gave it to me as a present, so I just gave it to Max. Dude, he's holding up the rolly. It's a $60,000 watch, but it's a. It's a one of one fake. And he's holding it up with his sunglasses on. He just. He looks like the team's manager just hanging out with these fucking guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what happens when you take him out of school. There's any black kids, he's gonna get a false sense of security. It's gonna back. It's gonna bite him in the ass one day. Tell him, Jacob.

[Robert Kelly]

That is joy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob wasn't prepared for a black world. Look at him. He walks around terrified all day.

[Robert Kelly]

That's why he hates syrup smell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Terrified of syrup. And he smells that remind him of blacks. Salty meats, Devile eggs, soul food. Oh, yeah. Congrats, dude. That's fun.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I'm excited.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's very fun.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it is good when your kid wins.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

Well. Well, I didn't know for. When he played baseball. He was a. He sucked baseball. He sucked basketball. Dude, we put him on the basketball team in the one at the black school. I mean, we Bought it just. He was sitting and then they.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's how you get better.

[Robert Kelly]

Nah, dude, he threw him in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You rise up to the blacks, but.

[Robert Kelly]

If you saw Max shoot a ball, it was. It was like the old time white guys in the NBA underneath.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, all white schools are where they. All white schools are where they send black kids to become. To have the confidence when they go, this kid's gonna be a star.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They send him off to an all white high school.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then he dominates. But they let him do that so he can get the.

[Robert Kelly]

So he gets self esteem.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's the confidence.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, confidence.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because he's that good.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But they're like, now you won't be afraid of your competition.

[Robert Kelly]

Right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, ever. And I, I think that's kind of the. I mean, Kobe Bryant went to Lower Marion.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. But I don't think.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He wasn't in West Philadelphia. He was in Lower Marion. Now they. They played against some good team, but his team was like, how could he. He was the center.

[Robert Kelly]

Doesn't work. It doesn't work in reverse. You don't. You don't send the white kid to the black school because your confidence just gets sucked out of you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's how I became a baller. Tell him, Paco.

[Robert Kelly]

Anytime Max got on the, on the court. Yeah. No, no, no, Max. No, no, no, no, no. The other way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you think? Paco plays soccer? Chinese dudes.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. He's the only Chinaman in a thing full of Mexicans.

[Robert Kelly]

Is that true?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And all kinds of Mexicans. Colombian, Mexicans, Peruvian, Mexicans. All the Mexicans.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Max sucked at that. That sucked. Going to those games because we had to kind of walk out. Sorry. We're sorry about that. Sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know, I know. Legally they have to put him in for a little bit.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we just. We weren't trying to get him to find some focus and some discipline.

[Robert Kelly]

It is. It is good, though, to see him in jiu jitsu now in that he's. He does it with the men.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

They took him out of the. His, his. Cause he was just handling these little kids. So he's. Now it's just. It's just something inside of you as a dad. When you see your son rolling with a guy with a beard and choking him out and a man tapping, it's like, fuck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And you realize what you're into. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Whoa. Wow. You're a therapist. You really are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna read you something. Okay. And you tell me if I'm overreacting Yep. Or getting a little angry here you. When I ordered my gym from Major Fitness.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who we were shouting out hard.

[Robert Kelly]

My God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We showed their stuff. We talked about how good it is. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I've been talking to the guy for a week and it's important.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I told him to mention.

[Robert Kelly]

I've been talking to him, DMing him on Instagram for a couple weeks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Couple weeks. More than that.

[Robert Kelly]

A couple weeks. And I'm like, my friend Big J and Lewis Gomez, he went. He. You know, I thought that would do something. Did nothing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Left out to Jay.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that's true. And I was like, they told me, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, thank you so much. That's great. We love. And then the last thing he said, I think was welcome to the family or something like that. Like I told him, getting one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They've showed you other options, things you could do both. Throw in this. They've done all the like, give me a code. They gave you a fucking code.

[Robert Kelly]

Give me a code.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I bought it. I just bought it. I liked it. I saw it. It's a good piece of equipment. I bought it. No code sold. You know, according to Lewis and the play and the thing also, like, it's like two weeks, two and a half weeks. So after it sold, I sold my gym after a week of that and it went to. That went away. And I was like, oh man, good. Cuz any day now or within a week tops, this gym is coming. Nothing. Nothing. Now what I do know what happened was my Apple pay that I paid it with was tied to my. An email that was defunct. Now I haven't had it for you. I don't know why it was the default email for that, but I. I realized that was the case. But it says, doesn't matter. You could. You could track it all on the Shop app. Another thing, a fucking Shop Shop app sucks. I went to Shop app Shabbat. I think the app's broken because from that day until today, it just shows a picture of the gym and says waiting for details. You can click it a thousand times. It sends you not. Or. And it goes here. You can contact the company. I sent the email to the company, you remember, they got back with like a. Yeah, I don't know, dude, deal with it. Like, you know, it's coming.

[Robert Kelly]

Really.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We got. I told. I read that on the air. It's like we have. We hired new people, but like we're doing it as fast as we can, so like, you know, just be cool basically. And I was like, well, you know what? Bobby's smart. Bobby goes on. He jumps on Instagram because Instagram, he's right. They could bounce back and see what they'll deem is this person important enough? What's their follower situation? Just some jerk off who ordered something.

[Robert Kelly]

I hope they didn't look at that. But yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So Bobby jumped in.

[Robert Kelly]

That was for Jay, not you. I have more than you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was Bobby, you know, reached out to them and they're being so responsive.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So receptive.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then so I was like, you know what? Let me start doing that.

[Robert Kelly]

You did it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I did it. Last Wednesday.

[Robert Kelly]

Last Wednesday. Great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hello. I Recently ordered the B52 rack. Been hyping it up on my shows, how excited I am for it. The email on my order was wrong. But I got to the Shop. But I got the Shop app and it's been a few weeks with no updates. Just looking forward to it and wondering if there's any way to get an update. Thank you. Then they send you back a form response.

[Robert Kelly]

Form, response. I got that too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, hello, thank you for this call. If you need a thing, call support. Yeah, bullshit numbers, whatever. But then the next day, someone writes back, hello, could you provide your email and order number, please? I go, here's the order number on January 18th, email address that was used was this. But that's an email that I no longer have access to or use my actual email. Is this received? That's what he says.

[Robert Kelly]

Great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Then he writes, which email you used when you ordered? And it's like, oh, boy. Scroll back. One thing.

[Robert Kelly]

Did he write it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Idiot face.

[Robert Kelly]

Was it like that? Did he spell it like that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

Like, how did. How did it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Which email you used when you ordered?

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, boy. He's talking with it. He's typing with an accent.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Which email you use?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude, you're fucked. I got.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why come you had the wrong one?

[Robert Kelly]

I got. I got commas. I got. I got periods. I got full sentences.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why am you angry?

[Robert Kelly]

You got an accent.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said, I wouldn't do this on Black History Month, though. I'm sorry. Which email you used when you ordered? I write back, I used Apple Pay to order. The default email attached to Apple Pay was the other one, but I don't have access to it. Them.

[Robert Kelly]

Nothing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nothing.

[Robert Kelly]

Then he went, what you talking about, Willis?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right. Back a day later. Any word? Oh, he wrote, okay, we need to check. I write thank you with thank you pray hands.

[Robert Kelly]

You did the pray. You did a little emoji. Yes, that's Great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He hearts that.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I got a heart too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He writes, our previous pre order batch has been shipped in succession since the 16th, whatever that means. All orders are fulfilled and shipped in the order of placement. So you may need to wait for just a few more days. I've passed your information on to the relevant department, whatever the fuck that means. That sounds shitty.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, relevant.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This guy's relevant.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, the relevant department would be the department that's relative.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Relevant.

[Robert Kelly]

Relevant. Sorry, in the middle of me, in the middle of that, I was like, this isn't gonna make sense.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I pitched it on the interface of the relevant. If it has been. If it hasn't been shipped yet, they'll prioritize your order.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know if anybody said something and had a whole room look at them in quiet, but it's not fun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It sucks. I've had it. I wrote amazing, thank you so much.

[Robert Kelly]

Right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He writes back, thanks for your patience too. Which was edited by the way. You may just give a middle finger emoji at first and then goes, nah, I'm gonna take it back.

[Robert Kelly]

That's cause you wrote tags.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe. Yeah, yeah, thanks. Feel. Thanks. Yesterday.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now we're a week later. Sorry to be annoying, but I haven't heard anything yet in the shop. App status has never changed. I'm seeing if there's any news. Then I get the form letter again.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I get that too. I got that too. I'll just let you know. I got it too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In our conversation, he goes, hello. And then he goes, just check again. I don't know if he means just checked again.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you just check again. Maybe something happened.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He gives me the order number and then the wrong email address and he goes, right, I'll pass it on to our CS customer service team. And I wrote, yes, it's the right order and the email for the purchase, but it's the pos. But the email has to be changed to this email address. That email address is no longer active. Form letter.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you get those.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I go, then today, smoke the joint. But I didn't write that. But that's what I did. And I was sitting there thinking about it, how angry I was. Usually when I would go out, that was the time that I'd go out and like go to the workout at all. But it's pushing a month now. No updates at all and it's pretty expensive. And I seem to be getting no info. A lot of I'll tell them, but no real answers. No acknowledgment that I keep giving A corrected email address and no updates there either. My radio partner is thinking about getting one.

[Robert Kelly]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me finish. This is good. This is good, what I say.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My radio partner is thinking about getting one and the contact has been thorough and helpful. I've already paid and seem to be low priority. Please help. I sold my gym and had it taken away under the idea this would be showing up semi promptly. Fuck them.

[Robert Kelly]

And what did you get in response to that? Nothing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Form letter. No, I'm kidding. That wasn't the thing for. No, nothing. Nothing back since.

[Robert Kelly]

Here's the thing with these Facebook things. Did you. Did you get it off of the website?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did I get one off the website?

[Robert Kelly]

What happens with these companies, right? They take out major money on Facebook and like, if you go to Facebook, this. What is it called again? Mighty Fitness. What is it?

[Christine]

Major Fitness.

[Robert Kelly]

Major Fitness is all over Facebook and Instagram right now. So they must have took out a campaign and they probably got whacked with orders from people going, oh, my God, I'm going to get this. And they don't have it. They don't have enough in stock. So what they're doing is they're just prolonging people along. And what they should do is make sure you get yours. And. Do you want me to. Can I. Can I do a video to the guy and send it to him?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of what. What are you going to say?

[Robert Kelly]

Of you? Of me and you? Yeah, I'm going to go, hey, I'm going to. I was going to buy one of these, but my radio partner has something to say.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd like that.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay. Hey, what's going on? I was gonna buy the major fitness B52. I'm very excited. We've been talking about it, but my radio partner I told you about, he has something to say.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're holding my $2,500 hostage and you won't send me this gym? No one on your social media or email helps help my friend.

[Robert Kelly]

And then I'll get one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Major Fitness? More like Major pain in the ass. More like. Hang on. Follow me over here, Bobby. More like. That's good.

[Robert Kelly]

You can cut and send it right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know what, dude? While we're cleaning house here, Bobby. Yeah? I got something else I'd like to do. What's going on, Luke? You taking personal phone calls?

[Robert Kelly]

Is that Major Fitness?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Black History Month? Is that Major Fitness?

[Robert Kelly]

Is that Major Fitness? It is not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's. It's just a caller wanting to call into the show. Yeah, but I can I throw something out there, I think. Were you fucked up on that exchange? Please. When you realize that the other person is black, you got to break your.

[Robert Kelly]

Character down and get black with them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. Black. I have a feeling. They were saying just. I think he was saying, I'll check again. And he said, it's this order in this email, right? The first time around where he had the. The typo. Yeah, I think it's typo. I can't tell this guy's black from what he's saying. Okay, if you would have thrown like.

[Robert Kelly]

A player in there, I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Player. You know what I'm saying? Player. Yeah.

[Christine]

You know, Jay, it might be time for you temporarily to join the Bonfire workout crew.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not doing bands. I'm not a lady because I can't work out for a week.

[Robert Kelly]

But you have the gloves.

[Christine]

My bands showed up. They're always there for me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're always there. They never miss. But when that gym eventually shows up, let's call it the calendar year 2027, you're gonna be so jealous. I'm gonna be £50 fatter. But it doesn't matter, because then I'll be getting in the sh. I do it all over again.

[Robert Kelly]

This guy gave me so many. So many oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Facts. So this guy just goes, hey, it's the wrong email again, right? He keeps reminding me. He goes. He goes, I'm sending this to the wrong email again. Right? And the email that you wanted this to go to is this wrong one again, right?

[Christine]

That's infuriating.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How do you not read it, fuck face?

[Robert Kelly]

He wrote, look forward to helping you out. I mean, he gave me all the stats. I mean, this is great. If your budget allows, the B17 is a better choice. It comes with all the features of the Pro 52. But if your budget is limited, the B52 Pro is still a great choice, even though it doesn't have as many accessories as.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know. I don't like the whole virus. But they called you. Yeah, they called you a. He called you a broke bitch. What? This place sucks.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Wait a minute. What do you mean?

[Christine]

And is he saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean? He said. He goes, but, you know, if you're on a budget, then this one's fine.

[Robert Kelly]

But at the end, he goes, thank you for choosing us. And he wrote, let's go. Yeah, with an exclamation point.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jerk off.

[Robert Kelly]

Let's go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want to throw a fucking Mountain Dew through their window. Where's the race? Where's their headquarters? I'm throwing a Mountain Dew through their window. I'm throwing a kayak through their window that says Mountain Dew.

[Christine]

I crushed bands before I came to work today.

[Robert Kelly]

Do I send this to him?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's amazing. Get after it yet. He folds under the pressure of cheese and meat. Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Send it. All right, here we go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do I have to lose? Give me my money back. I'll order from a different place.

[Robert Kelly]

I have another place you can order from.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Great.

[Robert Kelly]

That sucks, dude. That sucks.

[Caller/Guest]

There also could be a thing where, like, they don't have the ability to change the email, so they need an email to look it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Then fucking pay, then. Then contact me. I've given them eight different ways to contact me. No, no phone number. I don't need a phone. There's no phone number.

[Robert Kelly]

I have a phone number.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They can DM me. Although they gave me the stupid support phone number. That doesn't mean anything. Yeah, just like fucking call me. Here's the order. Here's the order number. There's the best thing. You see how long ago it was ordered?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fix it or say something. Or say, hey, I'm terribly sorry. This. Everything's fucked up. It's gonna be like three more weeks or so. And we'll give you a little discount or something because, like, apparently I got the budget one. I fucking hope this place burns down.

[Robert Kelly]

I can give you my code if you want. My code if you're gonna get major fitness.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

More like major. Are we live?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, we're live.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Then I won't say the F word, but major. You know what I was gonna say.

[Christine]

Jay, do you want to borrow my $35 between the door frame pull up bar?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no.

[Christine]

I'm crushing Pull ups with my $35.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't worry about me. I'm fine. I still have got fucking. I got five to 100 pound dumbbells, dude. I'm fine.

[Christine]

So you gave those away?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, not yet. That's all I have. Wait.

[Christine]

Good, Good for good. You didn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And I keep not building that bench I got because I'm like, well, I'll have the guy build it when he builds the thing. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, I'll have the guy build it all. But I'm like. And then I keep going like, maybe I should build it. And then the guy's like, oh, dude, this thing's gonna be coming out to you any day now. And you're like, all right, then I'll just have the guy build the bench. I just Might as well just build a bench. Just drive me nuts.

[Christine]

When I want to put more plates on for my chest exercise, I just put a heavier band across my back and just do push ups.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but we're, we're trying, we're. We're men.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

We're trying to get. We're trying to gain. Yeah, you know, you're. You're a dude. We're trying to gain muscle. We're trying to. And that's what we got. You know what I mean?

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

So we need, we need heavy.

[Christine]

You need the best.

[Robert Kelly]

We need the best. You know what I mean? Jay's, Jay's, Jay's not gonna do. But Jay bands would do nothing for Jay. They would. He'd snap him in a couple weeks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Too strong.

[Robert Kelly]

Too strong.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, those bands can't hold me back.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob, Jacob. We're trying to get these right here. You know what I'm saying?

[Christine]

Got some guns.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, that's crazy. Christine, don't turn away from that. Oh, sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was sneezing. She's allergic to.

[Robert Kelly]

She's allergic to mussels muscles.

[Christine]

Bobby just pulled out the 50 cal.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh God. What's that? Christine, you want some more? You want to sneeze again? Who do we got? Who's on the phone?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We could answer these without someone. Says there's Josh. Says there's a new Hulu doc on the Turpins, which I did watch. That's not only a doc, it's just a little sit down interview with the. That's. They have three or four of the 19 kids that were stuck in the basement. Remember? Remember that story?

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

No, really, dude, I don't remember.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yesterday there was 19 kids that were in a basement. The little girl got out. One of the girls got out and got to a police officer.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I do. That was a while ago.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's years ago now. Yeah. That weird with the guy with the bowl cut and everything?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And the family. Three of the kids did an interview the other day and like, I gotta be honest with you, not that interesting. Well, the only interesting thing was one of them, when they got sent to foster home, got abused again. Worst luck ever. Yeah. Find out what lottery number she's playing and play the reverse. And then, yeah, there's the kid that was little when he was there. They're all, listen, I'll give you an update without you having to watch it. Everybody, they're all fucked up. They're never gonna be okay if you fall in love with them. You're accepting a burden into Your life, if you decide to love them and say, well, I'm really attracted to her, I want to take care of her. You will be having to take care of her. She wakes up screaming in the night or whatever.

[Robert Kelly]

A lot of nights you'll find her in the basement sleeping on the cold floor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

God forbid you have parents who didn't chain you to beds in the basement. She's going to have a little resentment towards that. And like it's. You know what? They probably should all just died in that basement. I guess I'll say it.

[Robert Kelly]

Jesus Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it's not true at all. No, they're. I'm just saying, like there's not much. They don't really have updates. Like you need a 20 year update on these kids to see if they've gotten jobs and have families and whatever. It's like right now they're just like sun, sunlight still hurts.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, kids are like still in foster.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're like, we're still learning English instead of the feral language we taught each other in that rat basement. We are now. We're speaking totally in English now and not clicks and mumbles. I saw that. And was someone else. The other call was about Kid Rock. I did not watch the video yet of him defending himself. However. Yeah, I'll say this Bad money show was still 20,000 times the show at Entertainment.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, the funny thing is he's defending it, saying he didn't lip sync.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He didn't. That's kind of what I thought from the get go too. And Christine kind of said that also at one point of. That it was a sinkage because if you hear what he's. Remember I said, I think he's lip syncing a live version of it because it sounds like it didn't. It wasn't the recording. It wasn't the album recording that he did. And he's going back and forth with a guy. What it was, was there was no. There was the filming and the audio. They had a terrible audio person.

[Robert Kelly]

It's called latency.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But that's.

[Robert Kelly]

They had a latency problem. Right, Lou?

[Christine]

He said it was all pre taped. And then when they cut the audio, they didn't match the audio with it with the video.

[Robert Kelly]

But how was it on and then off? Because if it's behind, it's going to be behind the whole time every time they edit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fixed. I think it got fixed like ultimately because when he sang his regular song, you see it was him singing. But it makes sense if you watch. Put it on. If you watch it again.

[Robert Kelly]

You think it was some left wing liberal editor?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope.

[Robert Kelly]

I was like, I'm gonna fuck some. Some audio person. Like, I'm gonna fuck this up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd love to take it there, but. No, come on. I think it was just a.

[Robert Kelly]

Come on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it was just a fucking toothless fucking hillbilly guy that was like, I'll do it for free.

[Robert Kelly]

First of all, most editors are not Republicans. Most people on the other end are all. It was probably some chick with pink hair. Oh, maybe was fucking had to take the money from this piece of shit. Did you think she has to pay her fucking coffee bill?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, as a sound guy, Lou, you could say that's a very possible thing that he's saying.

[Robert Kelly]

It's making sense the way you say it now. I was thinking, how did they not have time to fix it and to sync it all up, but if they had to turn around quickly, it makes sense is he gets back on track the last time. He yells, if you notice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I don't think he's lip syncing. That's what I'm saying. He's not lip syncing at all. He's singing what you're seeing. You're seeing the video. And the person who did the audio didn't line the audio up right. But it's him. That's him live doing it.

[Robert Kelly]

But you could, you could, you could. The audio can be. So they filmed it and then edited it. And then in. Because he's on point at some point.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know how much they edited it.

[Robert Kelly]

And then he's off at other points that you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, but just. No, it's one in one. It's one in one. It's one moment. No, you. You haven't had that happen ever. Like when you have a sound bar. I feel like this happens a lot. I've had things where I've had to go, like recalibrate because it's like my. It's just not reading fast enough. So it's like the words are a little behind the mouth and you notice and it drives you nuts. I think it's just a thing like that.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I've had latency on a podcast because the video and the audio are coming slower. Yep. Said it again. Yeah, I said latency again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's your word, man. I'm giving it to you.

[Robert Kelly]

I know a few.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why you hammering me with it? When I told you I accepted it the first time you said you said it was latency. You looked at me looking for a snarky response. I gave you none.

[Robert Kelly]

I, I, I just like the word latency.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm okay with it.

[Robert Kelly]

All right, you can use it then. Let me use it. And don't stop Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Latency Kelly.

[Robert Kelly]

No, that's not a good because latency is when it's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don'T, don't describe it.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't even know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It got described to you once and you were like, I think this works here.

[Robert Kelly]

It was some dude from Adorama was like, it's latency dude. I'm gonna use that word forever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, joy.

[Robert Kelly]

Another day, another buzz delayed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look on the bright side, you can finally catch up on podcasts. You don't mind running late.

[Robert Kelly]

What's your deal? What's my deal?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is this where he flips out no.

[Caller/Guest]

This is him talking about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, someone said Navee says, what's he talking about? See where he flips out?

[Robert Kelly]

What's the call?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you get to see where he flips out.

[Caller/Guest]

What video? I wanted to see where he flips out. What video?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Carter.

[Robert Kelly]

Carter. What's up? Welcome to the bonfire.

[Caller Carter]

Yo, what's up, fellas? First time, Long time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Throw a log on the bonfire and pull up a stump.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, why don't you get some marshmallows and some graham crackers and make yourself a s', mores, my friend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get yourself some sun tea and pour it down and kick your feet up on the leaves.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, man. Make sure those sparks don't hit you in the face. And, you know, get a sparkler and call it a happy 4th of July.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a work in progress, Carter.

[Caller Carter]

I was scrolling the other night and come across a video. It looks like it's a little older, but Kid Rock doing an impromptu performance at a Senor Frogs or something, and he starts singing and then notices someone's filming it and he flips out and it's perfect. I sent it. Oh, no, the bonfire Instagram.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's Bon. So we know that's Bob. We did go through that before. I think it's Bon Jovi or something. Or. No, David Bryan's there. David Bryan is there, but I remember that they're doing like a super group thing. I think it might be. It's either a Kid Rocks bar, but.

[Robert Kelly]

I think it's his birthday. It's David's birthday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But who's. It's like Bon Jovi's Bar or something.

[Robert Kelly]

I think it's either Bon Jovi or. I think it's Kid Rock's Bar and David's there. Maybe they're doing. They're doing a party for David.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I forget what this. It's so funny because whatever song. Do you remember, Carter? The song he's trying to sing is. It's such a song that wouldn't be that. You know what I mean? It's like he's so excited.

[Caller Carter]

Starts off, and he's like, you can. Because it turns it. You can post this. You can post this. So it's. That's the. Rid of. I don't know what song he's starting to say.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he kept starting to sing a song when he gets upset with it, and he's like, oh, you know, if you guys are just gonna be on your phones and I don't. I don't need to be here. He just leaves. That's not it. That's not. Seems like another thing. Go ahead. Fish Lips Bar and Grill in Smithville, Tennessee.

[Robert Kelly]

That's So. That's so 2004. Getting mad at an audience for phones.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me tell you something. I still feel that when I'm in a concert and I see like, you know, and I look up and all camera phones up, I really do think it's stupid.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I think it's too. Because again, again, if you do it for like a minute, it's probably unnoticeable here and there, you know? Oh, man. This is a song. My friend's favorite song. I'm gonna send it to them or what? You know, I mean, like some little thing, but like, when some people sit there and just do the whole, like, what the fuck are you doing?

[Robert Kelly]

I've done it every concert we've been to. I've done it for different reasons. Kiss. I think I got Stanley going across on the other stage. I look at that every once in a while just to remember how cool that was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But, you know, you just go on YouTube.

[Robert Kelly]

It's mine. You know, I was there. You're there. Dawn's there. I remember we did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're there on YouTube, too.

[Robert Kelly]

Rolling Stones. I have the. When she came out and they sang that song with that girl, what's Crazy?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Give Me Shelter.

[Robert Kelly]

And then I did it with the Cure to remember. Never go to that fucking show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is there anything you should film to remind yourself?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Every time I get sad, I. I listen to that to get sadder.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I pulled out my camera phone, if you guys remember. Probably my best. My best camera phone capture ever, maybe ever, was. I just felt. I had a feeling when they're wrapping up this last song, film that disinterested tambourine guy. And I knew he was going to give me everything I want. Remember that? He just shakes it and throws the fucking tambourine down and pushes his in ears out. Dips off stage while the notes still play.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah. Because he had to do that concert for three hours. That's why.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Kid Rock is, I think, my best photo. My best video from a concert is Billy Joel when I did the Trinitron and I got his eye being wonky.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude.

[Robert Kelly]

Billy Joel's eyes. Something happened and his eye was but one. His left eye was just bulging out of his head. And you heard the crowd go, oh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

God, guys, my eye falling out. Carter. That was a good video. I didn't see that one ever. Kid Rock is, I think, a problem.

[Caller Carter]

Thanks to everybody. Thank you. Black Blue for taking the call. I called yesterday and listened to the whole show on speakerphone waiting for you all to get to me. But thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

Sorry we did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm so happy we got to you today.

[Robert Kelly]

We did throw that number out yesterday.

[Caller Carter]

Rest in peace, James Vanderbeek.

[Robert Kelly]

Is he dead? He died.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

God took him so young. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, now God's Creek has a new angel.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, Jay, that was beautiful.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you. I was always more of a Pacey guy. I like the other guy's name. He was in one of my. I shouldn't say one of my favorite movies, but a great movie that I. I love a lot called Rules of Attraction. He's great. You saw that before.

[Robert Kelly]

Great movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Prequel to American Psycho.

[Robert Kelly]

Rules of Attraction. I've never seen it. What's it about? About sex and murder?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, not really murder, but like. No, it's a college thing. It's just one of those, like, dark. It's like a fucking dark movie. It's like all kinds of shit going on. He's a fucked up dude.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Drugs?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, a lot of drugs. Loneliness, like that. It's like, deal. It's Brett Easton Ellis. Same guy who did American Psycho in Less Than Zero.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I love Less Than Zero.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's always like, the movie's like. It's like, hey, it's already bad and it just gets worse. Like Requiem for a Dream.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Working for a dream is so funny. It starts off so awful and. Can we just go back to that where he's just stealing his mom's fucking. Let him just go back to stealing his mom's fucking TV for drugs. Like, Jesus Christ. He's missing an arm. The black guy's in racist prison and the girl's now a prostitute.

[Robert Kelly]

No one gets redemption.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everything. The mom's getting electroshock therapy. She's just like, fucking drooling in a.

[Robert Kelly]

Thing Less Than Zero when Robbie. Danny, you had that come on his lip.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he's just sucking off a guy and his friends and he cries to him and cries to a girl he likes while she's is. Everything's awful.

[Robert Kelly]

It's terrible.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I love those kind of movies. The Rules of Attraction is a lot of that.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Just despair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Rules of traction, a lot of that. But yeah, and it's pretty cool that their crossover is very small. Like, he's just happens to be talking on the phone at one point in the movie. Like, there's a scene starts and he's like, all right, Patrick. Okay, okay. And he hangs up with him. It's like, Patrick Bateman. His name's Bateman, too. So you're like, oh, it's. That's American Psycho on the side. Other line. Right. It's a cool little dumb thing in there.

[Robert Kelly]

Another caller. What's going on? Who's up there?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean? Oh, I was looking at the other things. Just saying the Kid Rock does the bit back and forth with the dj. Yes. I'm saying it was all happened there. It happened there live. It was sound recording issue. Completely believable thing. It's better than Corey Hul's throwing out there for his situation.

[Robert Kelly]

But can they fix it now? Can they go?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They should be able to have. They don't listen, have they?

[Robert Kelly]

Someone watched that and didn't fix it now. Is it fixed now?

[Caller/Guest]

I have it right here. Let's see, let's see.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, if it's not fixed now, they suck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I could already see the symbols are off.

[Robert Kelly]

Why wouldn't they fix it now?

[Caller/Guest]

They don't want to lose.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Doesn't seem like her hands are going wrong.

[Robert Kelly]

The hands are off, but there's a lot of white people, so you really.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, I mean the drummer. I'm looking at the drummer.

[Christine]

Her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's looking at the. It looks like the cymbals are hitting, like, off time. Now. He's going to shoot higher out of the stage because they edited it now.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you can see.

[Caller/Guest]

Look at that lighting.

[Robert Kelly]

So bad.

[Caller/Guest]

It's the worst lighting.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that American flag is the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This kid, baby. All right, that was lined up better. Now it's off.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like off. It's slightly off.

[Robert Kelly]

Fix it.

[Caller/Guest]

When I first saw this, I thought there was a. I thought it was an issue. Like, I thought it was a technical issue.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, here's the thing. The guy's not. He's, you know, the guy has rhythm and can do his thing. We'll go. We'll go back. He would catch up track. But also, even when he does, like the. You see, he does this part wrong, Bobby. He buzzes this when he goes ball with the button. He goes, gank, gank, gang. And he does the three things. But it's off. And he would hear it there. He would know it's off right here. It's like all wrong.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, he's been doing the song for 30 years. You would have it down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not. It's. It's the audio.

[Robert Kelly]

Go fix it. The director cut to a wide shot. If this is happening.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, because I don't know if it was happening. When they. I don't. I think this is honestly just a situation of, like, no one gave a. I think.

[Robert Kelly]

I think they just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was poor production.

[Robert Kelly]

I think it's. I think it's sabotage. Left wing. Sabotage?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think it's sabotage?

[Robert Kelly]

I think it's sabotage. I think Bad Bunny had something to do with it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You feel like this is sabotage?

[Robert Kelly]

Sabotage. Yeah. I want to hear what he has to say. I bet he says sabotage and he uses the word latency. I bet he uses that, too. That'd be great if he did. I'd run out of here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Yoyo, my old friend Kid Rock. Bobby, great to see you tonight, man.

[Robert Kelly]

You rocked it last night.

[Caller/Guest]

It's.

[Robert Kelly]

But stop. It's not. It's not.

[Caller/Guest]

Wait, they're lying on Fox News.

[Robert Kelly]

I hear you. Good point. But bad bunny got 170 million views. He got 5 million views. That's not a lot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, they caught up. By the time I got. By the time it got to the thing, though. Now, here's the thing. You always have to say. He had. Bad Bunny had a hundred and some million in the moment. They were five in the moment, it seemed like. But, like, when they went to, like, the rewatch thing, though, it was. Remember, it was like dead heat. It was like 19 million. 19 million.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, really?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, let's see what it's at now. So Bad Bunny is at 71 million, and Kid Rock Bucks stay at around 20 million.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, well, there you go.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, he's at 21 million. Bad Bunnies at 71 million.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, maybe if it was a good performance and a good thing, it would be a little higher.

[Christine]

Yeah, I mean, don't.

[Robert Kelly]

Who's gonna.

[Christine]

Valid.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, don't. You don't have a cello. Cello sucks anywhere. I've never. I've never, ever went, let's go see a cello player.

[Christine]

Did you hear the pirate players?

[Robert Kelly]

The theory that those cello players were actors?

[Christine]

Oh, they weren't playing.

[Robert Kelly]

They weren't even playing. Shut the fuck up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I heard that, too. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but who knows why it's so easy?

[Robert Kelly]

Anybody get a cello player? We get a cello player in here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco probably plays cello.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he actually had to as a kid. His father would beat him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of course he had a tiger dad. That was weird.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. You must play cello.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Turned out to be less weird when we found out what we found out. Dad, why are you always tiger moming me? Well, look at her face. She's like, it smelled bad, buddy.

[Robert Kelly]

She has so much lip. Botox in her face. This chick can't shut her mouth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I know, but her face, she's like. She's like the actual halftime show. I mean, can you even believe what, like, it's like. Are you appalled? Who would be that upset by it?

[Robert Kelly]

This chick is. Her head is pulled back, bro. She can't even. That's the only face you can make.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They cared less about Janet Jackson's titty being out.

[Christine]

By the way, have you seen latoya Jackson? We can get to it afterwards. She's. She weighs, I think, £70. She's, like, doing dances. Instagram.

[Robert Kelly]

Everybody's jacking up how awful she looks. Well, me and Jay gonna look like that next year, so get used to it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

70 pounds, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

We're gonna be dancing my ass off. We're all gonna be like, we're both coming in at £70.

[Christine]

Get the right swole academy set up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Or if any setup. If it would just show up at all, or if they would contact me and say, hey, here's any information on anything about your order. He just keeps going. It's this order, right? Gotcha. Later.

[Robert Kelly]

That'd be very exciting.

[Christine]

I'm gonna send you some bands.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't want your goddamn bands, Jacob. I don't want your pictures. I don't want your pity. Well, first of all, nobody remembers that.

[Robert Kelly]

That was with Janet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jackson showed her boob.

[Robert Kelly]

Was he at that one? Yeah, I was there. I don't remember him. I was there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You went to the game?

[Robert Kelly]

I was at the game. It was the Pats and the Jaguars playing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because you don't love America.

[Robert Kelly]

I love America, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not enough to notice the Kid Rock was there dressed in a flag, buddy. I love titties.

[Robert Kelly]

The place. You love titties, dude. When a tit comes out, I forget everything else.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Janet Jackson's old sad tit, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

But it's a titty. I love a titty. She had some starfish on her nipple.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd like to. You don't keep seeing this. I know. We know. We've seen Kid Rock performing at the halftime show.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't remember him. That's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Some people say it was better than Bad Bunny. He brought a whole bunch of things. He brought 7,000 midgets. They weren't sugar cane, though. They were just like Parliaments. Parliament lights. I got a thousand midgets dressed up like Parliament lights. Smoke them if you got them. Yeah, boy.

[Caller/Guest]

What year was that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

2004. He said, or she said in a distinct tone?

[Robert Kelly]

Was it 2004 when the red Sox won the World Series?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

World Series.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah. The Red Sox won the World Series. They. They beat. They came back. The greatest comeback in history of sports. They beat the Yankees.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't know how we got there.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I said it was that 2004 when the Red Sox won the World Series. The Pats were in super bowl, too. I didn't know. I forgot about that. It was just championship talent. We just get confused with championships at that time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you must get confused. You don't follow it?

[Robert Kelly]

I'm sorry. What'd you say?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a phone that keeps going off. I don't know where it's coming from.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not mine, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Swear.

[Robert Kelly]

Swear to God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Swear on Max's win. His victory.

[Robert Kelly]

I swear on Max's win in victory.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Swear on Jacob's life.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Robert Kelly]

I won't do that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because it was your phone. Totally.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it wasn't my phone. I swear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Totally, though.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I'm. I'm down. That's my phone. That's my phone.

[Christine]

Was it yours, Jay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mine? No. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, my gosh. I just. It goes from Puff Daddy to Kid Rock.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice. I like that. He's about to come out and Nelly. I feel like busting loose.

[Robert Kelly]

Was I there at this one? I don't remember this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Their lips singing.

[Robert Kelly]

What team is he wearing, Jay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacksonville. P. Diddy.

[Caller/Guest]

Jeez.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Julius Peppers.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't remember any of this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The most oily of all of the players. This guy loves oil. This isn't Kid Rock. This is P. Diddy.

[Caller/Guest]

Sorry, hold on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is still Pete Diddy. Do you think this is a Kid Rock song?

[Christine]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

Hang out here. He's right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right here. That's why, by the way, this is what they should do for halftime shows.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Have a. Get six fucking people to come out and do a. Do like a little concert. And then at the end, they all do something together. Maybe something.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you see the people were posting their views of the super bowl and it was just people inside of a sugar field. They couldn't see any of it. They're looking around like, I don't know what the fuck's going on right now. There's just a bunch of people in a field that we can't see.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was for TV for sure, but I mean, like. But this was like. They all are sort of for tv. Really? That just happened to be like a pretty.

[Robert Kelly]

But it should be. It should be for the people there who paid thousands of dollars. That's the experience. You get to see a fucking concert that will Never happen again. Exactly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

90% of those tickets are corporate tickets. It's so few just fans who get that.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a corporate thing to say.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's true. But this is more of a fun thing, just in general. Just have, like, the top people of, like, today from all around and do different things. Exactly.

[Robert Kelly]

We'll mix it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Like Aerosmith. I think it was Aerosmith in Run Kid Rock.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Run dmc.

[Robert Kelly]

Run dmc. That was great.

[Christine]

Eminem, Lower sugar cane and not as tall. Sugar cane.

[Robert Kelly]

You get mid. You'd have to get midget sugar cane.

[Christine]

The field was too healthy. Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Kid Rock's thing is midgets. You guys know that.

[Caller Carter]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I brought back to the transition.

[Robert Kelly]

It is bad. He. This song is great. This is what he should have done. A live concert in front of fans.

[Christine]

It's an actual stage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His original band, too.

[Robert Kelly]

That's. Look at the place. It's going nuts. This was not. Was happening with Bad Bunny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. Now, by the way, I think he's killing it in the room harder than Bad Bunny here.

[Robert Kelly]

This is fun, everybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is also coming right out of the 90s when people were still fun, though, remember?

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

First of all, racism wasn't a thing.

[Robert Kelly]

No, this is it. But first of all, you can see it. And number two, it's in English. Those are two factors that have to play. A lot of people. A lot of people didn't understand what the. That dude was saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're right, too. That's a lot of it, too.

[Christine]

No cell phones, everything in 2000, I.

[Robert Kelly]

Had a cell phone. I. I have video from the smartphone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you're. You're an animal for even doing that. You had a flip phone taking a video. You took a pixelated video of something you were at. You're a mania. You're a lady. I'm a young. You're a young lady.

[Robert Kelly]

I was an influencer at the time, and I don't even know that was yet, buddy. You didn't. I did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You were ahead of the curve. I guess that's true. Alex. Accept. I'll accept that.

[Robert Kelly]

Look at that. This is what the super bowl should be. Just get a bunch of everybody so everybody gets a little taste.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I thought you meant white rap. This is what the halftime show should be. White rap.

[Christine]

The energy level is much higher with.

[Caller/Guest]

The LA one, with all the rap. Who was it? Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre?

[Robert Kelly]

It was Eminem. Eminem was the guy. And he brought out all his boys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was pretty good. Can I tell you something? Why it wasn't exciting. Why it wasn't that exciting because the people involved in that, especially Snoop Dogg, is over saturated. I'm not excited to hear Snoop Dogg or anything. I put on the Winter Olympics was a thing came out five seconds ago. He's like, he's like, oh, this kind of ice skating's the shizzle.

[Robert Kelly]

And then she got it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, she hit the triple Lindy.

[Robert Kelly]

Yo, I like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you know, I don't. I mean, what the are we doing, man?

[Christine]

I love the Olympics.

[Robert Kelly]

Yo, this be spinning.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, this boy got his ball bag showing in his tights.

[Robert Kelly]

This is gizzle. Now some. Somebody's gay on the ice right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, for shizzle. Oh, man, that's curling done right right there.

[Christine]

I watched it last night. He's doing it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yo, Kiz ear. He doing his Kiz Earl. These Bob slid in a Yo, Dad.

[Robert Kelly]

Dad that dick to butt. Butt to dick. What's going on?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yo, that Chinese skater got more ass than a mullet than a look. What's this?

[Caller/Guest]

I want to see where they cut it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is Is this right here? Is this.

[Robert Kelly]

Funeral? This is it right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They left it in.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, they left it in. Cuz it's now no one gives a dude. I I when we. I'm telling you right now. I looked at my uncle, I went, did he just. Her titches come out and he's like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I thought that was Charlie Kirk's funeral.

[Robert Kelly]

And then they. And then on the. That was on the Trinitron, dude. That tit was on the Trinitron. I remember everybody was just like, what the just happened.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Had a little bounce to it. Too flappy.

[Robert Kelly]

It looked good from far away or in the. But when you saw the close up of her tit, of course it was not that good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They another one. It was oversaturated too. That titty picture. I just seen it a thousand times. Stopped caring. That's what they did with me with what's her name's ugly first pussy picture. Her really ugly pussy. Britney Spears.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We all waited for years through our teens with her. Yeah, we waited desperately.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then she got there and showed us her shaved meaty pale box.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it was just a mediocre Orange County.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it had elbow skin on it. It was like wrinkly in the bottom. It was all mushed up in a car seat. What a terrible framing for your first public.

[Robert Kelly]

She had waitress pussy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I hated that picture. I hated. Her face was ugly. Her body looked terrible. Everything looks bad there. Face looks terrible there.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not a good angle to get your. Taken in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, but you can also just see how razor bumpy and irritated it is. Like someone just slapped it. Just slapped your Brit.

[Robert Kelly]

It really does. Let me zoom in on that. Let me check it out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Take a peek. Right?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, let's take a peek.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just zip in on it, see what's going on.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, man, it looks deformed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now, what I did, like, when you go in on it, it looks like.

[Robert Kelly]

It looks like nuts. It's just looks like. It actually looks like Mike's drawing yesterday of. Of Belichick's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's true.

[Caller/Guest]

Just like one lips covering the other one is all smushed together. It's such a horrible representation.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everything's going back. She's sitting, so her ass is for it. So it looks like her and. And her ass crack and lips are the same thing.

[Caller/Guest]

This looks like an elephant trunk.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's like.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know what's going on.

[Robert Kelly]

It looks like two manatees sleeping on each other.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

The skin is rigid, but one side is huge. The other little lip is mushed over the other one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, if you wouldn't mind, I don't have a laser pointer. If you could. Ingrown hair there on the top. Top, top. Right. But. Yep, right there. There's a bad boy right there. That one's. That's a problem.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And you can see her darker asshole hair down the bottom.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely. You see her dark asshole hair? She doesn't get the hit.

[Robert Kelly]

She gotta get that taken off. You know, dawn actually shaved her. Waxed her pussy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Whose that?

[Robert Kelly]

Britney Spears.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Robert Kelly]

She used to come into Dawn's a weird thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, dawn waxed her pussy. I go for who? What are you telling me this for?

[Robert Kelly]

Brittany used to come in to see dawn to get her fucking vag waxed. And Brittany would. Brittany would always pull her top. She'd have the towel on the top and she'd always, like, go down. She'd pull her top down. And dawn kept having to pull her towel back up. Yeah, it was like some weird move that she did. And Don, she came home, she's like, like, yeah, I. I did Britney Spears today. And I was like, how was it? She goes a little weird. She kept taking her tits out, scissored. And then. I wish she scissors. Don and her have the same vagina, by the way. No, no, I'm kidding. Don't say that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't say that. Are there better pictures of her actual. She never did.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. What's her and what's not her?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, there's a lot of fakies for sure. Yeah, a lot of fakies.

[Caller/Guest]

Like this is not her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not her for sure.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a nice one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd say getting out of car, I.

[Caller/Guest]

Could find this uncensored.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, Britney Spears uncensored, straight up. Gayporn.com Type in real and uncensored. As we sit here looking at the pictures of Latoya Jackson, I mean, yeah, she's definitely a.

[Christine]

Those are the older ones where she still has like muscle mass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's also like a, like a. A grandmother's age. Like an elderly.

[Robert Kelly]

She's elderly, yeah, she's like like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So it's like this is what happened. Like she's just out and about. This is what my grandmother like before she died too.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I show you my grandmother, you'd throw up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just bones walking around. Yeah. Now they're freakish like, you know, into like weird weight loss. She's probably some sort of like not bulimic but like anorexic or something.

[Robert Kelly]

But she's probably doing Ozempic or something. Now to keep it down, go to.

[Christine]

The newest one where she's in some red outfit and looks like a skeleton.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I mean she needs to put on like £20, but I don't know if it's like a her age and she needs like to drink Ensure or one more below. What are you talking about, Jacob?

[Robert Kelly]

Scroll down, scroll down. Keep scrolling down. Keep going. Right there.

[Caller/Guest]

This one?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that's the one that got you.

[Christine]

Lord.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, dude, she looks way better than my grandmother looked.

[Christine]

I'm saying she's a dolled up.

[Robert Kelly]

She looks better than my sister.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I'm saying. But that's the skeletal remains of somebody that age. Sometimes if they're not fat people, they end up also being like just, just like a sack of bones almost at that point.

[Robert Kelly]

Just has tea and honey all day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now I will say she looks very bad for her age now. 69, 70 years old. I thought she was older than that. I didn't thought. I thought she was like late 70s.

[Robert Kelly]

I think she looks good for a 70 year old.

[Caller/Guest]

I think she has. I think she has an eating disorder is the problem. This looks like somebody. I mean you see anorexic girls in New York too, where you're like, God, I've seen anorexic girls like on the treadmills at the gym and you're like, man, this girl needs to like go to a doctor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, she's bony as, but I.

[Caller/Guest]

Don'T know, it's like beyond like thin.

[Robert Kelly]

But for an old. For a 70 year old, she does not look that bad. Jacob, 70, Jacob likes him young. Picture Jacob has no tolerance for an old lady. Okay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not true. He has no talents for imperfection.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know, man.

[Christine]

No, I mean, you better keep it tight if you want to get with this guy. But still not like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Understood. Say less.

[Caller/Guest]

King Bachelor over here.

[Robert Kelly]

Goddamn George Clooney forever.

[Caller/Guest]

Sorry.

[Robert Kelly]

That's his motto for life.

[Christine]

I just want to set Christine off.

[Caller/Guest]

Now, Jacob, we need to hide you like an older plump girl.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you do need to. You need to date a six. You gotta stop trying to get a nine.

[Caller/Guest]

Like a 35 year old six.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you need a. You need a Philly six, dude. You'll be happy with that.

[Caller/Guest]

A New York six. I mean, that's like a world I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We gotta take a break here in a second.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh God, look at pear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh my God. They get these girls getting out of cars, so it's not their fault, but like wear underwear then so we don't have to see your getting out of car where your assholes pushed into your. It's crazy looking.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a terrible angle. That's a better angle of. If you zoom in on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You gotta put water on them so they become actual.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a better angle of her. It's not like mushed over. See it, it's. That's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's parasil.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, no, to the left. That's Britney right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All the way to the left.

[Robert Kelly]

All the way to the left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the same picture we just looked at, by the way.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's a different one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's identical.

[Robert Kelly]

No. Is it really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that's Brittany. That's the same picture we had before.

[Robert Kelly]

It looks a little different, bro.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's just color. It's just lighted differently because like the.

[Robert Kelly]

No, the other photo, it was mushed over on the side. Show me the exact other one I'm angry with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why are you fighting with me about this?

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've studied this.

[Robert Kelly]

Look at that. Look at that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's bright. It's bright light.

[Robert Kelly]

Go back over to that one and then go back over to that one. Put them side by side.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you killing time?

[Robert Kelly]

That's a different angle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You trying to kill time?

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's a different angle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, the one on the other one is lightened. The one on the left is lightened. It's the same Exact picture. Is it?

[Christine]

No. Her angle. Their face angle is different. Jay, that was different chins.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a second different.

[Caller/Guest]

Dude, it is different.

[Robert Kelly]

Hang on, Jacob.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Settle down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's different. Picture of the same getting out of a car.

[Robert Kelly]

So fair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sorry, I thought you were saying it's a whole different thing. My apologies.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm just saying that the. The vagina looks a little better than the other one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Apologies.

[Robert Kelly]

I accept it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You didn't at first.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, now I. Now. Now I'm the bad person again. I don't know how that happened.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How'd that happen?

[Robert Kelly]

Is it. Christine's just like, see, this is it. I don't know how it happened. You made it happen. I just said, hey, this. And you're like, do you hate me? And I was like, of course not. I just think I'm right. And then we found out it was right. And you're like, I apologize. Thank you. And you went, why are you. And then somehow I was a bad person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, I said, I apologize, and you just glazed over it. You said, I don't apologize.

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't accept your apology. Good. I'm sorry. I love your apology.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, you don't have to accept it. Good. I just accepted.

[Robert Kelly]

Why do I feel like I have to apologize or.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you didn't accept it.

[Robert Kelly]

Christine. Christine's going, I accept your apology. Join my club.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I accept your apology.

[Robert Kelly]

Bobby, I didn't give you an apology.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The middle one's Paris Hilton.

[Robert Kelly]

What the fuck just happened?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The middle's Paris Hilton.

[Robert Kelly]

How did that happen?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. We gotta take a break, everybody. We'll be right back. We'll talk about. About me doing Bobby's show. Oh, God. Lindsay Lohan's pictures. She's coughing too, which means her, like, blowing out.

[Robert Kelly]

Don't say it. Don't say bloom.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It blooms for you. I hate it.

[Robert Kelly]

It's like when a snail comes out of the shell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where you at this weekend, Bobby?

[Robert Kelly]

This weekend? Tomorrow. Tonight. Tonight. Cincinnati. If you're anywhere near Cincinnati, Ohio, come out. There's a few tickets left. It's a very small club, intimate venue. Come out and check me out tonight. And then tomorrow, Friday, I'm at the Addict and Columbus. Tickets are going fast for that, so.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Punch up that live.

[Robert Kelly]

Robert, get your tickets from Punch up too, because they don't overcharge you and they're not fucking with you over there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So they don't shove it up your ass all the way. These other fucks do.

[Robert Kelly]

Let's go. Like major fitness let's go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm in Fort Worth, I think. Only tickets left for Sunday. So get your tickets for that. That's what I was told. Sometimes I feel like that's wrong.

[Christine]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We'll see.

[Robert Kelly]

You're killing it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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