Love & Laughs with Dan Soder Pt 2

Summary

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly
Episode: Love & Laughs with Dan Soder Pt 2
Date: July 9, 2026
Guest: Dan Soder
Host: SiriusXM Faction Talk

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Episode Overview

This episode of "The Bonfire" is a riotous deep-dive into the world of awkward comedian-to-celebrity interactions, focusing on Big Jay Oakerson’s overly enthusiastic—and possibly cringe-worthy—direct message exchange with Jerry O'Connell. Joined by beloved regular guest Dan Soder, Jay and Bobby dissect every line of Jay's DM, poke endless fun at each other’s emotional tendencies, and riff on comedy scene inside jokes. The show is packed with the trio's signature blend of affectionate mockery, self-deprecation, and sharp-witted cultural references.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Anatomy of a Cringe-Worthy DM (00:50–17:00)

• Context Setting: The saga began when Jerry O’Connell, after hearing “comedy beef” rumors on The Bonfire, sent Jay a DM. Jay attempted to clear the air with a lengthy reply, which becomes comedic fodder for the group.
• Breakdown of Jay's DM: Soder reads out Jay’s message with dramatic flair, highlighting Jay’s repeated use of “obviously” and exclamation points, and the corny closer:
  • "All loves and laughs over here, man. Hope all is well. Smiley face." (13:11)
• Mock-Analysis: They deconstruct every detail—was “lol” necessary, does “anytime” need to be in all caps, etc.
• Comedic Bit: Soder performs the DM as Eminem’s “Stan,” emphasizing Jay’s “superfan” energy.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • "You just hit him with a fucking zip it up, zip it out kind of shit is that?" — Dan Soder (13:49)
  • “We make fun of the people we love.” — Big Jay Oakerson (05:57)

2. The Fallout and Overthinking (17:00–27:00)

• No Response from Jerry: Jay admits that Jerry O’Connell hasn’t replied yet, prompting more speculation and jokes about how the message was perceived.
• The Feldman Factor: Bobby hypothesizes that Jerry probably showed Jay’s DM to Corey Feldman, giving Feldman a comedic “victory.”
• Self-Roasting: Jay opens up about his vulnerability, Soder likens it to “werewolfing” on social media after too much weed (39:01).
• Memorable Exchange:
  • “You told me to do this. I didn’t tell you to write a love letter to Jerry.” — Big Jay (18:21)
  • “This is the most expensive, beautiful gift he could ever give me. And he gave it to me right away.” — Big Jay (35:11)

3. Comedy Friendships, References, and Riffs (27:00–38:00)

• Reference Overload: The trio jumps from stories about Dice Clay, theater bows with flower-throwing, Patty LuPone stories, and the ECW arena.
• Comedy Code: They discuss how comedians bond and sometimes overshare with those they admire (Jay’s DM being a prime example).
• Self-Awareness & Therapy: The group jokes about Jay’s “pansy dandy” emotional side, suppressed by alcohol and weed:
  • “Drinks a little bit and smokes a little pot and cigarettes. That’s all to keep the pansy inside.” — Big Jay (40:56)
• Drinks Named After Their Antics: They invent the “All Love and Laughs” cocktail—tequila and White Claw.

4. Closing Riffs & Tour Plugs (41:50–43:50)

• The group plugs upcoming tour dates for Soder, Bobby, and Jay.
• Running joke: Fans should now bring flowers to Jay’s shows and throw them on stage for his encore.
• “Love and laughs, baby” becomes a catchphrase and an inside joke, with the suggestion that Jay merchandise it.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Jay’s DM style:
  “Thank you so much. Yes, sir.” — Dan Soder mocking Jay’s DM (05:07)
  “All loves and laughs over here, man. Hope all is well. Smiley face.” — Dan Soder, reading Jay’s message (13:11)

• On comic vulnerability:
  “You just might have given him the victory.” — Dan Soder (17:00)

• On overthinking digital communication:
  “No, you check your wording. Don’t write off laugh in love.” — Big Jay Oakerson (18:11)
  “That’s your social wearer werewolfing, where you go, did it happen last night?” — Dan Soder (39:01)

• On comic support:
  “You have to know that Jay is always on the side of funny.” — Big Jay Oakerson (35:38)

• Coda for the show:
  “Love and laughs, baby.” — Bobby Kelly (31:17 & throughout the final segments)

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Segment Timestamps

• 00:50–03:30: Laying the groundwork—Jay’s DM to Jerry O’Connell comes under scrutiny.
• 03:30–14:00: Soder reads and parodies Jay’s message; the group analyzes every word.
• 14:00–23:00: The discussion zooms out—how comedians deal with admiration and awkwardness.
• 23:00–36:00: They riff on Jay’s “flowery” approach, therapy, and old-school fan behaviors.
• 36:00–40:30: More self-aware roasting and invention of the “All Loves and Laughs” drink.
• 41:50–43:50: Tour plugs, audience engagement ideas, and a final run on “love and laughs” as a brand.

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Tone and Style

• The humor is spontaneous, fast-paced, and grounded in the hosts’ real-life friendships.
• There’s a running theme of self-deprecation, affectionate ribbing, and meta-comedy about their own insecurities.
• Frequent pop culture and stand-up comedy scene references.
• Energized and conspiratorial—the audience is treated as in on the joke.

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Conclusion

"Love & Laughs with Dan Soder Pt 2" is an uproarious showcase of comedy bravado and vulnerability. The hosts and guest mercilessly lampoon Jay’s earnest approach to celebrity friendship, transforming a simple DM into an epic cautionary tale for comedians—and fans—everywhere. With inside-jokes flying and the line between roast and affection constantly blurred, this episode is a must-listen for fans of unfiltered, behind-the-scenes comedy talk.

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Catchphrase of the Episode:
"Love and laughs, baby."

Transcript

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Dan Soder]

And now, the bonfire with Big J

[Sponsor/Advertiser]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right, we're back. Shut the music off. No, no, no. That's what he wants. Put your seat up.

[Dan Soder]

Listen. This all roads lead back to Corey Felton.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can't you see it up? You look weird sitting down like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you see that? Did you watch the movie yet? The Citizen? Was it Vigilante? That's like band.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, no, no, no. He's just reading off a list. He's a master at distractions.

[Bobby Kelly]

Army hammers back the guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at me. Look at me.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's the number. It's the number one movie on Amazon. Now it's a B.

[Dan Soder]

This is why movie.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is why.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bob. Yeah? Put those on.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is that? What are you guys holding? Oh, no, I don't have any cocaine on the officers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, he's playing on the. You guys have the chemistry of John and Paul. Me and him have the chemistry of the Filipino guy in Journey. All right, so listen, I want you.

[Dan Soder]

They're paying you a chicken hearts, aren't they?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Buddy, listen, buddy, you got to focus right now. Remember where we were.

[Dan Soder]

Jerry O', Connell, DMed, Big J. And Big J wrote back a lot more than Jerry wrote.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, we got to understand Bain wrapped now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stop.

[Dan Soder]

I understand them

[Bobby Kelly]

because he's getting hardy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's point guarding you right now.

[Dan Soder]

He's distracting. You know. You know what it is? It's like in. It's like in the Bruce Lee movie where he's walking through the mirrors and all the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, he just suck at you.

[Bobby Kelly]

He went.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There he is. And he knew. He got you, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Game of Death, man. And it was a thing and he had the cut up and he was do you know, that was his last movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're like a crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You look really like a dog.

[Dan Soder]

I'm getting.

[Bobby Kelly]

He also died of, like, mysterious, but wasn't just like, a stomach flu or something.

[Dan Soder]

There's an interview with Chuck Norris where he basically goes like. Chuck Norris goes like. Yeah, I think he took, like, a pill and then this happened and he died. Whatever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right, so let's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's get back to where.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's go back to where we were. Shut his mic off. Shut his mic off.

[Dan Soder]

The demons. The demon he fought. His dreams didn't kill him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's two potheads going at it. Dude, he's so distracted.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, the movie dragons suggest that there was constantly a dragon ninja chasing Bruce. Bruce Lee around.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at me. In between, right, Jacob. In between his classes, he'd walk outside and be in a dragon fight.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, he's got you now.

[Dan Soder]

You know the guy that ran your social media company's brother was the guy that started Bruce Lee, one of the guys that worked for the company that we used to use.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, really?

[Dan Soder]

His brother played Bruce Lee?

[Bobby Kelly]

The Lance guy?

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Really? His brother was Jason Scott or Lee or whatever. The guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jason Scott Lee.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, really.

[Dan Soder]

Who also was Mogwai in the live adaptation of Jungle Book.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And wasn't he an Indian in Something Something too?

[Dan Soder]

I think so.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it was an Indian. But anyways.

[Dan Soder]

So anyway, this message is great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's just go back.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, we had Lou Diamond Phillips in here. Dude from Young Guns, too. Can I hear Jerry's again? What did Jerry say? Jacob, go ahead and read the Jerry part again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's trying to get him to stop the Jerry part.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, so Jerry o' Connell last week

[Dan Soder]

wrote to Jay at.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can see it up here now.

[Dan Soder]

9:23pm 9:23.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right here, now for you, Big J, my Sam Roberts interviewer.

[Dan Soder]

You did great at the roast right now. And then this is at 1:09am so we're looking at four hours. A little under four hours.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Four hours. He's home alone, the backyard. He's. Bro, he's smoking a joint and he gets this.

[Dan Soder]

Just read the second sentence.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's very nice of him because I think I got underappreciated. Did you hear it by. Naim did a thing and said that not friends with Kev.

[Dan Soder]

Made me furious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I need you to shut his mic off. I need you to just read this.

[Bobby Kelly]

How can Naim do that to me?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just go home.

[Dan Soder]

The first two responses having exclamation points.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right.

[Dan Soder]

As a guy that will self admit, I use far too many exclamation points.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't remember. I love exclamation points.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I need you to read. Oh, I need you to read.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm also a big fan of smiley faces made from a cone and a parenthesis.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When you read this, Dan, I need you to read all the little nuances.

[Dan Soder]

Ready?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

First two, I'm just gonna try to get out. Thank you so much. Yes, sir.

[Bobby Kelly]

Contextually.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me go back.

[Bobby Kelly]

He said, did the interview air. I was answering that.

[Dan Soder]

Thanks so much. Yes, sir.

[Advertiser/Announcer]

He called him sir.

[Dan Soder]

We talked about Sam Roberts show on Bonfire today. Again with an exclamation point. I was blown away. You knew who I was. Genuinely.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He wrote genuinely. Genuinely, comma, genuinely.

[Dan Soder]

I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. We're a comedy show and make fun of everything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stop, stop, stop. Hang on.

[Dan Soder]

You read them your fucking. You gave him your Bill of Rights. First rule of comedy, there really are no rules. We take. Jerry, you gotta understand. What we do is. It's a little like alchemy. We take some sa. Stuff and we turn it into hat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jerry, you gotta understand. We make fun of the people we love.

[Dan Soder]

If we're not joking you, we don't like. Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

For the record, I didn't say those things.

[Dan Soder]

You did this.

[Advertiser/Announcer]

You.

[Dan Soder]

You did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you so much.

[Dan Soder]

You did. Jay did the thing of when he went, who me? You know who I am. You act like. You act like Jerry lifted your chin before he said that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you know how much people at home. Do you know how much more we have of this? We could stop right here and it'd be enough.

[Dan Soder]

I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. We're a comedy show and make fun of everything, ourselves included, obviously.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the guy with all the rock and roll tattoos.

[Dan Soder]

Wait, look at him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the guy with the foot.

[Dan Soder]

He's got a bob wire bracelet on. He's banned from hell. You forgot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the guy with the fucking hair and the fingernails and the chain to nowhere.

[Dan Soder]

You forgot. He's banned from. What is it? He's useless in hel.

[Bobby Kelly]

Forbidden in heaven.

[Dan Soder]

Forbidden in heaven.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look how red Jay's face is right now.

[Bobby Kelly]

That caught me.

[Dan Soder]

You know what I need right now?

[Bobby Kelly]

Including ourselves obviously caught me.

[Dan Soder]

I need a little fat Manson. Hey, dad, is J being gay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He should be forced to take at least one sleeve of tattoos off.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God. You have to comb your hair over it apart after that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you have to stop wearing a suit.

[Dan Soder]

Is it rock and roll if I say ourselves included, obvious.

[Bobby Kelly]

Start the sentence over, please.

[Dan Soder]

We are a comedy show and we make fun of everything, ourselves included, obviously. But I've been a fan of your work from obviously Standby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He used obviously tears.

[Dan Soder]

Yo, bro. And obviously. Oh, my God. I used obviously Secret Identity double exclamation points. Cause tears don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tears don't come.

[Dan Soder]

I wonder why. Got out of bed at all. Morning rain clouds through my window and I. I can't see, you know. Dear Jerry, I feel awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. We're a comedy show and make fun of everything, ourselves included, obviously, obviously. But I've been a fan of your work from obviously Stand By Me. Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Two obviously. Why? Too obviously.

[Dan Soder]

What was up with Secret Identity? I didn't even know who you were, lol. I've spent a lot of time trying to write to you, but you ain't never wrote back. I'm just wondering why we haven't. I tell myself that you slid into another dimension. I said that you was gone and that you wasn't coming back. You asked if I wanted to see your body. I didn't know it would be yours. I just wonder why. Ourselves included, obviously. I've been wondering.

[Bobby Kelly]

Get back. Get back from the. To the words I would love.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, dude. Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The music, please. Please do it again.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can play music.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Please. Can you stop at the beginning and read this as Eminem? Please read the whole thing like Eminem.

[Dan Soder]

We are a comedy show, obviously. Oh, it does. Almost like he's rapping. We're a comedy show and make fun of everything, ourselves included, obviously. But a fan of any of your work since obviously. Stand By Me and Secret Identity, lol. Would love to have you on the show anytime.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All caps.

[Dan Soder]

All caps. You know, that's the opposite of no cap is all cap. Big J's in here. All caps.

[Sponsor/Advertiser]

Lol.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Period. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Just to put an end to that laugh. To let you know I've stopped laughing before I write this next song.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lol. Period. Would love to have you on the show anytime. Exclamation point.

[Dan Soder]

I do that. I do. This does go back into Stan shit. I do that. It. I do get that it could be weird for you because I don't want to cause any shit with you and Feldman. Oh, my God. Because we have. We have definitely had our jokes at his expense, and he doesn't take it well. Honestly, that's the most J part of this. Honestly, that's. That's you coming out. That's big J coming out of him writing that where he goes, I don't want to cause any shit with you and Feldman because we have definitely had our jokes at expense, and he doesn't take it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. I totally forgot that I did a fucking. I required him. Well, listen, this guy reads scripts for a living, so he understands it, and he doesn't exactly like it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven es, Seven es, seven E's.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God. And he doesn't take it well. I get it. Could make a weird thing for him I get it. Could make a weird thing for him for you, with him, for you, with him, for you. But open invite anytime, and I love just to shoot the shit anytime. Here's my number.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Dan Soder]

Here's my address. If you're ever in New Jersey, I live right. I think we could go out and get a smoothie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay thought. Jay thought. He thought he was gonna become friends with Jerry. He's like, I love to shoot the anytime, dude.

[Dan Soder]

The last sentence is gay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey. Hey, pansy. Look at us. Hey, pansy boy, look over here.

[Dan Soder]

This last sentence is tough.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right, go back a little bit.

[Dan Soder]

Ooh. But open invite anytime, and I'd love just to shoot the shit anytime.

[Bobby Kelly]

I said anytime twice again. You were nervous.

[Dan Soder]

Damn, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was nervous to sit in my yard. No one made me do it.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

If I used obviously twice and anytime

[Dan Soder]

twice in a sentence, I reread it,

[Bobby Kelly]

I would have been mortified.

[Dan Soder]

I got shook. You know what you would have seen under my. You would have seen under my DM edit, of course.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, no. This came. This came from the heart,

[Bobby Kelly]

by the way. I sent it, and I promise you I didn't overread it all because I went perfection.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, me, I just spit 36 bars perfectly.

[Bobby Kelly]

How many verse. How many versions of fucking stairway to heaven you think there are?

[Dan Soder]

And he's buying a friendship to felled me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's more like this. And he doesn't take it.

[Dan Soder]

Jay went for a little song run. He doesn't take it well.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I get it.

[Dan Soder]

Could make it a weird thing with him for you, but open invite anytime, and I'd love just to shoot the anytime, anytime, anytime. This last one as your friend hurts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here it comes. Oh, brother.

[Dan Soder]

Got to take a running start of this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We all got to take a deep breath on this one. This is the one. Let me tell you something. This one. I almost quit the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think you Always have to read the second. The one. The one leading into its sentence because just by itself, it might not hit the way.

[Dan Soder]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it will hit.

[Dan Soder]

All right. There we go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, God.

[Dan Soder]

But open invite anytime. And I'd love just to shoot the shit anytime. All loves and laughs over here, man. Hope all is well. Smiley face,

[Bobby Kelly]

smiley face, made with a. With a colon, parentheses.

[Dan Soder]

Your emails better have that auto tag where it says Jay Okerson. All laughs and love. All love and laughs over here, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We should force you to make that your next special.

[Bobby Kelly]

All loving laughs over here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Smiley face.

[Bobby Kelly]

All loving laughs over here, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All loves and laugh all the way. What the fuck?

[Dan Soder]

Zip it up. Zip it out kind of shit is that. You just hit him with a fucking.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, wait.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here's the best part.

[Dan Soder]

Cut it out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here's the best part. Jay read what he wrote back.

[Bobby Kelly]

He didn't. Well, no, but listen, it's only been a week.

[Dan Soder]

Can I tell you the part?

[Bobby Kelly]

It's only been a week. And even though when I followed him, he immediately messaged me, it's only been a week since what I wrote that he hasn't written back. Is that crazy? But he's got kids and stuff.

[Dan Soder]

Can I tell you what hurt when Bobby said it to me last night at the Cellar?

[Bobby Kelly]

What's that?

[Dan Soder]

When he showed me this, because I didn't read all of this. Thank God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just let him read the top,

[Dan Soder]

and I went, okay, I'll come in tomorrow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I actually let him read it, and then he stopped. He goes, I can't read anymore.

[Dan Soder]

It's like when Van Helsing sees the first girl bitten by a vampire. He's like, I'm on my way. I was like, distracula must be stopped.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said, dan, we're gonna read this on the air tomorrow. I'd like you to come in. Just read the top thing. And he went, I mean, I'm there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm here.

[Dan Soder]

I'm on a train. As once I've sent my things along with me. But Bobby said this, where he goes, you know that Jerry o' Connell showed this to Feldman and went, jesus. And I went, no. That gave him his first win in forever. Feldman tipped the scales with, My God.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God. I never overthought the idea that he.

[Dan Soder]

Again, it's like, you think Jerry's boys with you?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He did. Didn't you read this, dude?

[Advertiser/Announcer]

You don't think.

[Bobby Kelly]

He immediately goes. I just.

[Dan Soder]

He goes. Obviously, he goes. He called him up. He Went fell dog.

[Advertiser/Announcer]

Boop boop.

[Dan Soder]

He went fell dog. You there? Me and Rebecca just got done smashing that guy you hate from the bonfire. Check your inbox.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that's the guy that you're intimidated by.

[Bobby Kelly]

I never, ever tattoos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And the earrings and the. The. The. The jorts. Remember that guy that you're scared of?

[Dan Soder]

Guess what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Check your inbox.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I never pictured the idea. I Even when Bobby said he goes, you know, he showed this to Corey Feldman. I was like, whatever. But in my mind, I'm thinking more about the showing him. It's like, you know, like, show him. And goes, hey, this guy. Maybe it's like, he's not, you know, I know you hate him, but he is like, but. Or something, even. Or if he just goes, hey, this guy sucks. Like, he's a weirdo anyway. Don't even worry about him. I didn't think of the idea of Feldman having the moment to be able to look at himself. And he goes, What is it? He has a smiley face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He said, obviously two times.

[Dan Soder]

He goes, obviously.

[Bobby Kelly]

Obviously.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Anything.

[Bobby Kelly]

Anything.

[Sponsor/Advertiser]

What's up, dude?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Deuces.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, what's up?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I only can hope that he makes this into a song.

[Dan Soder]

Oh. He goes, oh, you know what the worst part is? Who's all love and laughs? Who the lives off that?

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, love left 2.0, dumbass.

[Dan Soder]

God damn. At least Ascension Millennium made sense.

[Bobby Kelly]

God damn, dude.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

This makes. This makes essentially a goddamn poem.

[Dan Soder]

He looked at it. He goes, what a queer. Oh, my God. Happy. They tell him I said, happy pride month.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, hey, who's a queer?

[Bobby Kelly]

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You.

[Dan Soder]

You just might have given him the victory.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's a knockout blow for sure. And I handed it to him.

[Dan Soder]

You handed it to him, by the way.

[Bobby Kelly]

You were. I told him to look up at something behind him, and then I looked at it.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I went, hey, there's a thing behind you. And I looked. And then he knocked me out.

[Dan Soder]

All it took was Jerry o' Connell coming in going, I heard you're mad at me. And you went, no, I love you. Matter of fact, take me.

[Bobby Kelly]

I could have made demands, I think, if I would have been co. Have made demands on our friendship. I'm like, dude, I'll have lunch with you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, chill out.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's no beef. Like, relax.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, you. You could have gone like this, my brother. Let's break bread. That's all you had to write?

[Bobby Kelly]

Bread?

[Dan Soder]

That's all you had to write?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. No smiley face?

[Dan Soder]

No smiley face. No. Definitely no.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think I stopped myself with giving a. A thing of, like, inspirational. How you went from, like, the fat kid and stand by me to being jacked. That was going to compliment his body, I think.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God. That would. You can't come back from that.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't. I didn't.

[Dan Soder]

Can I tell you right now? Cut to you in your backyard and you're texting, but I'm Matthew McConaughey in my spacesuit screaming at you from interstellar. I'm going, not so many exclamation points. Not so many exclamations. You said obviously twice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you check your wording. Don't write off laugh in love.

[Dan Soder]

No, it's not all love, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm going to tell you right now. Now you're. You can never, ever DM anybody without checking with one of us. Yeah, dude, you told me to do this. I didn't tell you to write a love letter to Jerry.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's what I do,

[Dan Soder]

dude. At least you didn't have him check references like Dice. Where you go ask about me. Ask Val at the Cellar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he checked his own. Dude, I've been a fan of you since this. And remember that. Remember that sitcom you did that nobody remembers? That was my favorite.

[Bobby Kelly]

Maybe it was Ari that did. I think I started something on Wayne's roof when Dice came to the barbecue. Yeah, I think I started something on the roof that I think Ari or someone standing next to him was just like. I think I started going to go, dude, you have no idea. Me and my step pop were actually.

[Dan Soder]

Because you know who. Me and Shane were standing right by you when you did that. And I'll tell you, Dice, Gary, you.

[Advertiser/Announcer]

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[Dan Soder]

Because that whole summer, he goes, there's only one guy in comedy that can wear gloves like me, and that's Big J Okeson. My son and I love him, and we're gonna go on tour. He's never going to be upset.

[Bobby Kelly]

And he goes, I'm actually.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay's been wearing the outfit ever since.

[Bobby Kelly]

He went, no, it was funny. Was. He said that. He said, we're going to do that. And then they. I guess, you know, my people reached out about, like, he said he wanted to do a tour together possibly. And then they just came back and they go, ah, he's just going to do one with Roseanne, which.

[Dan Soder]

What a. What a car wreck.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's. He goes, the Fingerless Gloves tour. We're going to be. I see the poster already.

[Dan Soder]

I'm materializing it. We're gonna go through every city and then Roseanne.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sorry, bro. I just realized that Roseanne sells.

[Dan Soder]

Turns out Grifton puts asses in seats.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I ask. Can I ask you a quick question, though? Because when you said to him, I was blown away. You knew who I was.

[Dan Soder]

That's tough.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then you wrote genuinely, oh, why did you. Why did you really need to.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because I can't send a picture of me putting my hand over my heart

[Big Jay Oakerson]

when I say it's not. You couldn't do an emoji with that?

[Bobby Kelly]

I couldn't do this. Praying hands in front of my lips. You can't see this.

[Dan Soder]

It's all over.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was blown away. You knew who I was, brother.

[Dan Soder]

Genuinely. Genuinely. The fact that you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you so much.

[Bobby Kelly]

Pray hands.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, thank you so much.

[Bobby Kelly]

When I did the theaters, Bobby told me that I was going to do that to the. He goes, dude, I watch how you deal with people. And at the end of your set, when it's not like a crowd where it's, like, right on top of you like that, you're going to do the. And I go, for sure. I'm going to go and give some praying hand bows, some points to the top people.

[Dan Soder]

I don't like it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's.

[Bobby Kelly]

It makes me feel like a ham.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's a theater queen inside.

[Dan Soder]

He's gonna do the half. He's gonna do the queen wave.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I want to give that speech that. What was the. What's that actress who was on Broadway and like, famously, a few years ago, Stern did it, covered it. LuPone. Patty LuPone. And she stops an actual, like, Broadway play and she goes, excuse me. They said, no flash photography. What are you doing? You don't respect the theater.

[Dan Soder]

That's great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want all Jay's fans from now on on. When he's done with his show and he says thank you, I want flowers

[Dan Soder]

thrown on the stage. Single roses.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want. Listen to me. For the rest of this year, every time you go, don't bring him weed. Don't bring them any. Bring flowers. And I want them thrown on stage.

[Dan Soder]

Yell encore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's gonna come back out. All right. Encore. Nice dits.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, dude, it's gonna look like ECW arena when they threw all the chairs in the ring. I'm gonna get piled under a bunch. They're gonna throw vases with flowers in them.

[Dan Soder]

I go over, dude, look at this. I got thorn stabs. So many roses.

[Bobby Kelly]

I got all up in my face. Edward James almost.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I felt. I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. We are A comedy show.

[Bobby Kelly]

I wasn't typing in that voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everything obviously included us, including ourselves. Oh, we make fun of ourselves.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, why don't you have somebody who can read make fun of me? But I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, Dan up a bunch too. But I've been a fan of.

[Bobby Kelly]

He wasn't calling me gay. Also, he was making me sound like a super cool rapper.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ourselves included included. Obviously.

[Dan Soder]

Who is his fan? Leg up too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've been a fan. You'll work from obviously stand by me.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, brother. The double. The double exclamation point after Secret identity. You. What you did is you gaped your. And then you wiggled it a little.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did. Obviously, if anyone my underwear was gonna smell would be right there.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, you just. That was you dropping down to his window going, hey, daddy, like a hooker.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, here's what it is.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, daddy, can I do anything for you?

[Bobby Kelly]

Here's what it is.

[Dan Soder]

It's all good. I put up driving through.

[Bobby Kelly]

What I did was. I put up a. I put up a virtual.

[Dan Soder]

That's the equivalent.

[Bobby Kelly]

I put up a virtual high five for him to high five me for knowing my secret identity. Dub. Exclamations dub I throw up. Dub I go, it's my secret identity. No one calls out my secret identity. Dude, with you and Derek McGrath, you got go.

[Dan Soder]

Secret identity. Hook that. And then he went, cool, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, I'm kind of.

[Bobby Kelly]

Where's he at? Because I'd like to say to Jerry OConnell, if you're watching. I'm certain you are, you're probably following this. Or you're at least giving this tape to the police. I one of those two.

[Dan Soder]

Or you're screening this to Feld Dog.

[Bobby Kelly]

The girl that you were in that show with. My secret identity. We looked it up because you're not this guy. You wouldn't do this. She's done some. Some on screen nudity.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, I just want to know one question after you wrote I don't know

[Bobby Kelly]

if Wanda from Doogie Howser ever did a topless.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I'm asking you a question. I've been a fan of your work from obviously Stand by Me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, that's the first one.

[Dan Soder]

Everybody knows that's that or Jerry Maguire. And you're jumping.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but why'd you say me and also My Secret Identity. Double exclamation point. But then you wrote lol. What was the little laugh there that you guys are sharing?

[Dan Soder]

High five.

[Bobby Kelly]

And the chuckle Because I'm calling out my secret identity. I'm not. I'm going. I am not only not in a beef with you, but it's I'm so. I'm a super into you that I've been watching you since My Secret Identity.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. So that's like.

[Bobby Kelly]

Which. Much like Dice Clay is a show that brought me and my stepfather together. And then later, sliders. It comes full circle. O' Connell is the glue that bonds me and Joe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That is a question.

[Dan Soder]

What a great glue.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I ask a question? Wouldn't that be more of a hehe than an lol?

[Dan Soder]

That is a he. That's more of a. I would even say haha. Or a jaja. He's had sex with enough Spanish.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think he should know that as soon as I text that I go my secret identity. That I started immediately punching a table with laughter. I'm laughing out loud.

[Dan Soder]

You're De Niro Fear in the movie theater. Haha. Jerry o' Connell's like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's deranged when you capitalized anytime. Did you really? You. You wanted him to know.

[Dan Soder]

It's not just. It's. It's the fucking all caps into the ex. The all caps say the exclamation point.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's It's Gary Oldman, dude. You're. You're welcome on the show anytime, anytime, any time.

[Dan Soder]

Because honestly, it does deliver. It does deliver like an old Pacino line.

[Bobby Kelly]

Anytime soon.

[Dan Soder]

I would love to have you on the show anytime. It's a lot. It's so much. And I do, sir, I do get that could be weird for you because I don't want to cause any with you.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I'm not looking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love that he called him Feldman. Trying to assimilate to their friendship.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Hey, you and Corcora probably call him Feldman. Hey.

[Sponsor/Advertiser]

Like a dog.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why? He's got Josh's tour dates up.

[Dan Soder]

Why is Josh's tour also is he touring with the dog?

[Advertiser/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Which I think some people argue is abuse. I think it might be abusive to the dog. I don't know if the dog really ears were prepared for Coachella.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But you know, and he doesn't take it well. I get it.

[Bobby Kelly]

He doesn't take it well. Bobby, I wrote that. So funny. And let's just say he doesn't take it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Feldman.

[Dan Soder]

Feldman. Half reading it and smoking a cigarette, going like this. What's his problem? Cory.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cory passed the phone to Will Wheaton

[Big Jay Oakerson]

to get a ch.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He goes. Look at this dildo. These are the guys we're afraid of. These are the guys.

[Dan Soder]

This is like. This is crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was more scared of him than the other big head guys.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come on.

[Dan Soder]

I could have walked in that studio and they would have blown me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All love and laughs, baby.

[Dan Soder]

Baby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's all. Baby, it's all love and laugh.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come on, baby. Come on, showbiz, baby.

[Dan Soder]

It's all love and laughs. We'll be right back. That's your Chuck Woolery. Two and two, as always. It's always love and laughs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got. Hey, you got your. Hey, Jay, you got your sui. That's how you end your shows.

[Bobby Kelly]

Love and laugh, baby.

[Dan Soder]

Guys, laughs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got a sui, buddy. You figured it out.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're going to put that on a shirt and sell the merch. Love and laughs, baby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Love and laughs, baby.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm already losing it.

[Dan Soder]

There it is. It's all love and laughs.

[Bobby Kelly]

All loving. All love and laughs over here, brother. I don't even say it's. I go all loving laughs over here, brother.

[Dan Soder]

That is your. It's five o' clock somewhere. I hope it all you're asking about over here.

[Bobby Kelly]

I do hope all. I do hope all as well. I hope things are going good for him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Things are Going, fantastic. He's touring with Corey Feldman. How could it get better? Better?

[Bobby Kelly]

He has to get to go home and have sweet sex with Rebecca Romaine Stamos. And which is a bonus, because you can. Not only do you get the Rebecca Romaine, but there might still be a little sentence Deimos in there, which is only a bonus, I'd say.

[Dan Soder]

I just thought of this leftover Tazek.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just thought of this. Not only did Corey get to read this mess. Do you know. Do you know who else read it in bed? His wife. When he got there and he woke up the next morning, he went, hey, Beck, wake up.

[Dan Soder]

He has readers now.

[Bobby Kelly]

What he calls her.

[Dan Soder]

And he goes, baby, remember that guy I was worried about on St. Robert's show? Look what he wrote me.

[Bobby Kelly]

And she went, no, okay, she did say that. But I'll tell you what she also did.

[Dan Soder]

She goes, that's really hard.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll say what she also did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't want to read all that. No.

[Bobby Kelly]

You guys don't know her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I gotta go pee. She was taking the toy, and she's

[Dan Soder]

going for the toy, baby. And she goes, he really said all that with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's taking it off. He wrote, obviously twice. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't think that. I think. I think she's a sweet lady. I think when she was done, she went. I think she said to him, she goes, oh, stop. He's being so nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And then he went, no, he's being gay. And she went, yeah, it's a little gay.

[Dan Soder]

It's from the other room. Did you show it to Corey? What did he say?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sending it to him right now.

[Dan Soder]

I screen grabbed it. I'm selling it to the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sending it to the whole band.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I'd like to say this. I tried. I poured my heart and soul into that. And he is now my enemy because

[Dan Soder]

he did not respond. No, no, no. I think you guys legitimately should do a taste off with Nikki Dinky.

[Bobby Kelly]

He will not come around me now. And there might be paperwork that says, I can't. I've got no. I bet. Let me tell you something. The only time someone doesn't reply, when they reach out to you first, and they don't, and you don't reply to the thing you write back, it's because they've taken what you've sent and had to give it to authorities, and now they were told they're not allowed to write back to me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want you to put your Jerry's shoes right now.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're Jerry. You wrote what? You wrote hey, Jerry. And then, hey, Jerry. And then you get this back. What would be your response in your own head?

[Dan Soder]

Chill, baby. Hey, man, I put my pants on one leg at a time.

[Bobby Kelly]

When you're freaking out, man, just let it slide.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, you know what? You're in a bad place. Jump into a different dimension.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm so glad. I'm so glad the Internet wasn't around. When Jay was a little fat kid in Philly on the stomach, you know how many little poems he'd have right now?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God, Axl Rose. I've never. I don't amount of attracted to men, but something about you is interesting to me where I like the way you look and I don't know how to express my feelings.

[Dan Soder]

Poorly aged. Poorly aged. Dms. I would have had to Hulk Hogan. Hey, so you're my dad now, okay? And if I say you're my dad, then you're my dad.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have to be my dad now. Let's just stay in this room and do coke all night. Let's just never leave this room. Let's just do coke, and you can be my dad.

[Dan Soder]

I'm gonna ask you. You're gonna be my dad, and you're gonna say, I sure am, brother. He goes, I sure am, brother.

[Bobby Kelly]

There it is. There's my guy. All right.

[Dan Soder]

More coke.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ah. Jay, first of all, I gotta give you full credit. You gotta give Jay full credit.

[Dan Soder]

He always is willing to take the hit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He. Not only is he willing to take the hit, as soon as he got this, he said to me, bobby, I have a gift for you.

[Dan Soder]

It is. What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And in my brain, I was like, I got it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did it in the next day. The next. I gave 24 hours for him to, like, write something back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he. He said, I have a gift for you in my brain. And I was like, oh, maybe he got, like, tickets to something or some type of technology got that he doesn't want. Or a box. I'm thinking, like, gift, gift. But then when he sent this, beautiful. And I went, this is. This is worth more than a Rolex. This is more. This is. This is the most expensive, beautiful gift he could ever give me. And he gave it to me right away. You have to know that Jay is always on the side of funny.

[Dan Soder]

I think it's. I think it's something that detractors of Big J. Lewis and Legion of Skanks specifically don't realize is that Jay and Lewis are willing to throw themselves down the flight of Stairs for the funny flow them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He actually dances down the stairs.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, like. Like Joker, I float.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He undoes a long scotch as he's going down.

[Dan Soder]

Lewis does Jackass. Lewis just goes, I'm l. J Gomez, and this is long steps.

[Bobby Kelly]

Exorcist steps.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay goes one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Every little step she takes.

[Dan Soder]

You know how you can add that?

[Bobby Kelly]

Jer is my best friend, and we're going out for brunch.

[Dan Soder]

A lot of shoulders, boys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. There's Jay right there. Please, please, somebody get Jay's AI face on that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't throw a cigarette out that shallow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want somebody to take this, put these to music, and then have him going down.

[Dan Soder]

Put it to Gary Glitter.

[Bobby Kelly]

I guess we could AI it. Which is better for me, because I would say isn't. That's just up in Harlem. Yeah, just go do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, God, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

Didn't they stop it now? I think he can't just do it, right?

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

They put a gate or something.

[Dan Soder]

I think they. It got overran after the movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, God, dude. God, Jay. God bless you, everybody.

[Dan Soder]

I.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, I. You know What? It wasn't 24 hours. I'm sorry. It was the next morning that I sent it to you, because I said. I said, I'm sending you a picture of it now, so you have the visual. I said always of him not responding. So I'm sending you a picture of it now. So we have that. It always just looks like those two things on the screen. But he never wrote back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Never.

[Bobby Kelly]

And every day I've gone back to look, just to be, like, again at this point, for him, like, I assume he would just be.

[Dan Soder]

I am expecting just, like, the message.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, we just, like a pleasant. Like, it's like. It's like. Yeah, it's cool.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The guy that went, hey, he.

[Dan Soder]

He.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That guy.

[Dan Soder]

Whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that. Whoa. That guy didn't respond to that guy.

[Dan Soder]

That's gay.

[Bobby Kelly]

He went, quee.

[Dan Soder]

Girl, that guy is thirsty. Someone pour some water on him because he is thirsty. I hope you really. I hope he. Wendy Williams. Due to Rebecca Romaine. You know what it was? It was this jizz in. He goes, that's right. How you doing? Anyways, I got some hot dish.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it was the boy that

[Dan Soder]

I thought was mad at me. I'm mad at him. Cause he's gay. I went back, he's a big old.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he's a big old. He's a big old pansy.

[Dan Soder]

He's a big old pansy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at qu.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That Guy. That guy got weirded out by Jay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow, he did. Well, I tell you, it wasn't even a week. When I looked at the next morning, I just, you know, clicked my messages. And when I saw it again, I was like, again. It wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't drunk or anything. I was just stoned. But I was like, oh, what exactly did I write? And then I tell you what's funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you're high on love.

[Bobby Kelly]

For sure. I'll tell you. I just looked. That's why I said, I only write the one. I only write it when I wrote it and didn't. I was reading it as I was writing it. Clearly, it didn't proofread it, but I sent it. But I sent it to you. It wasn't even like I looked at it. I was like, oh, my God, the things. I just looked at it and went, oh, I did my thing. I didn't even realize I did it when I was doing it, but I did my thing. I don't forget doing it. I'm just like, oh. I go. I over texted. And I was like. And I real. I don't realize it until he bring it.

[Dan Soder]

That's fine, Jay. That's your. That's your social wearer werewolfing, where you go, did it happen last night?

[Bobby Kelly]

It happened.

[Dan Soder]

Did I write it?

[Bobby Kelly]

I did it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but instead of getting hairy and fangs, he gets. He gets a cape and a hat.

[Dan Soder]

I'm gonna tell you everything I've ever felt about you since I was a child.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hang on, let me take a p. I'm gonna. I have a little pipe.

[Dan Soder]

It's happening. I used to watch you with my stepdad, Joe.

[Bobby Kelly]

My joke. My joke for myself.

[Dan Soder]

Away from me. I'm about to compliment you endlessly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna use words twice.

[Dan Soder]

Shut the door. You don't understand. If I. You wouldn't. What you mean to me and my stepdad are gonna overly compliment you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God, it happened again.

[Bobby Kelly]

When I get up, he wakes up.

[Dan Soder]

He wakes up and his clothes are torn, and he's in his backyard with his phone, and he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He has to put his dick back.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a stone thing. And it's not. It's. And even more like any kind of, like, hard drugs I've taken ever. And I guess those ones would be. Molly is probably the strongest thing I've taken that I've taken, like, a few times where it's like I have multiple experiences on it. And I am my Thing on it is almost. It almost falls in line with this. It's like if someone's. Like if someone said, now, hey, you want to do Molly? I go, why? You want me to go around the room and have a conversation with everyone to talk about how long we've known each other? I just want to go tell everyone how long it's been. I go, dude, it's crazy, dude. When I met you, you didn't have any gray on the side. And what's this going on 20 years

[Big Jay Oakerson]

now, Jay, that's who you are inside.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's a dandy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're. You're a little pansy dandy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm afraid of. Oh, I'm bringing you guys to notice. I was ushering the new pansy craze era.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, you're.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's only back from the twenties where this happened. The pansy craze was a big thing back then. It's coming back.

[Dan Soder]

Everyone didn't realize in 19, in 2026,

[Bobby Kelly]

that Big J, it all comes back around.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Drinks a little bit and smokes a little pot and cigarettes. That's all to keep the pansy inside.

[Bobby Kelly]

The gay thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's trying to hold it back.

[Bobby Kelly]

If they could name.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because if you let. If Jay goes to therapy and stops using all this stuff, he'll be this guy all the time.

[Bobby Kelly]

If you could tell me what a drink would be called. That's got three. Someone should just make it at a bar. Just put in one cup, three shots of tequila, and fill it with white. Call and call it A. Like a gay for J or something.

[Dan Soder]

Like, it's really call it a All laughs and loves over here.

[Bobby Kelly]

All laughing loves over here. You name it after me for sure. That drink it, whatever. That. Whatever. Whatever that combination and a joint maybe makes you do it turns into. I need to tell men the way I feel about them.

[Dan Soder]

Can I get it all love and laughs over here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, can I round all loves and laughs, please?

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, we gotta get more white claws. Do you guys want to do fruit punch or strawberry white cloth?

[Bobby Kelly]

This is all great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I say fruit punch.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, we want to do mango. Can we get some mango?

[Bobby Kelly]

This is all probably just because I really have some issues working out with my dad and stuff, but whatever. Now you guys have a good laugh, I guess.

[Dan Soder]

100%. 100%.

[Bobby Kelly]

Danny Soder. He's gonna be at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, Illinois, July 9th through 11th. He'll have a copy of the. Of the. Of the text after that. He's gonna be in Stanford, Connecticut, Montreal, Canada, Albany and Baltimore. For tickets and all of his tour dates, go to dansoder.com and of course, listen to Soder, the [e-mail] and wherever you find your podcasts. Bobby Kelly, this weekend you're not here tomorrow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I'm. I'm going to be in the mothership. I'm going on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, tomorrow is not really much today. It's more just hanging out with your family in Austin in hot summer. Austin, Texas.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm going to an old west town tomorrow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, so they'll have air conditioning?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it says nothing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fantastic. I was hoping. Oh, so then you and dawn could have sex the way it's supposed to smell,

[Dan Soder]

The Way God intended it to.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's going to be in Austin, the mothership, this week and the third through the fifth, of course, Portsmouth, New Hampshire, one night only. Two shows, July 25th. After that, Saratoga Springs, September 11th and 12th, and then Brooklyn, New York, September 26th for tickets and all his tour dates. Punchup Live slash Robert Kelly at Robert Kelly comedy on YouTube. And every Tuesday night, 7pm at the Fat Black Pussycat Lounge, the Comedy Center.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And Big J will be at the Comedy zone in Harrisburg, Pennsy 10th through the 12th. After that, he'll be in Winnipeg for the great outdoor festival Richmond and Long Island. For tickets and tour dates, go to bigjay comedy.com YouTube.com bigjayokerson and REM to bring. Bring those flowers to every great end. When he says good night and bows, you throw those right on.

[Bobby Kelly]

I will hold flowers and take pictures waving at the audience.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And if you really want to, just throw it like a silk scarf. On stage, he picks dolls up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Any number of thing I'll pick up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He'll wipe his sweat and hand it back to you if you throw.

[Dan Soder]

Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

If you throw up a bat like an Aussie Osborne concert, I'm gonna scream like a girl and run away.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're gonna go.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll go.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you for the flowers. What's that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We'll see you guys next week. No, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

You'll see him next week. I'll see you tomorrow. And then you'll see him again on the prerecord Thursday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bye.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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