Podcast Episode Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly Episode: Love Letters w/Derek Drescher & Geo Perez
Release Date: March 19, 2025

Introduction to the Episode

In this episode of The Bonfire hosted by Big Jay Oakerson and Bobby Kelly, the hosts dive deep into a myriad of topics ranging from professional wrestling, personal anecdotes, pop culture references, to humorous takes on everyday situations. Joined by special guests Derek Drescher and Geo Perez from the OntheGate podcast, the conversation is laden with candid discussions, witty banter, and relatable humor.

Professional Wrestling: WWE vs. AEW

The episode kicks off with an energetic debate about the latest happenings in the wrestling world, particularly focusing on WWE's strategies to reclaim its dominance from AEW.

• Bobby Kelly expresses skepticism about Seth Rollins' feelings towards wrestling after Robert Kelly's involvement with the WWE event:

  "I guarantee that Schultz thinks wrestling is gay. I watched it live until two days ago." [01:06]

• Big Jay Oakerson counters by highlighting the loyalty of WWE personalities like Macaulay Culkin (hypothetical joke) and Sam Roberts, emphasizing Schultz's dedication:

  "He did a good job, and he was about to get smashed in the ring by Logan." [03:10]

The hosts analyze WWE's recent moves, including bringing back major stars like Cody Rhodes and CM Punk to counter AEW's rising popularity. They discuss the impact of these decisions on wrestling storytelling and fan engagement.

• Bobby Kelly muses on the evolving nature of wrestling promotions:

  "It's the right time now to bring back like an ECW. Violent like titty filled accidental push shots." [06:06]

The conversation also touches upon personal experiences attending wrestling events, comparing them humorously to metal concerts and discussing the crowd dynamics.

Personal Anecdotes and Experiences

The hosts transition into sharing personal stories and experiences, providing a humorous glimpse into their lives outside the spotlight.

• Big Jay Oakerson recounts a humorous yet awkward experience with wrestling personalities:

  "It was like going to a fucking, you know, a metal concert with you." [01:59]

• Geo Perez and Derek Drescher join in with their own tales, including stories about encounters with vapes and street robberies, adding layers to the conversation with their unique perspectives.

A particularly entertaining segment involves discussing the challenges and humorous mishaps related to handling vapes, with the guests sharing exaggerated scenarios about interactions with "bums" requesting vape hits.

• Derek Drescher humorously laments:

  "I could have got arrested and raped." [21:26]

Pop Culture and Movie Discussions

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting various movies and pop culture phenomena, especially focusing on Alyssa Milano's roles and the evolution of her career.

• Bobby Kelly nostalgically reminisces about Alyssa Milano's earlier roles:

  "It's onnungs casting on the pool side of the grotto, and he just blew." [56:16]

• The hosts critique her performances in movies like Embrace the Vampire and Snapdragon, blending humor with critical analysis.

• Big Jay Oakerson jokes about her evolving image:

  "I jerked off at the beginning one when she came up behind her." [26:33]

The conversation also veers into discussions about iconic movies like The Shining and Easy Rider, with the hosts and guests sharing their memories and critiques of these classics.

• Bobby Kelly shares a humorous take on The Shining:

  "He took my girlfriend from my imagination." [25:04]

Love Letters and Personal Relationships

The heart of the episode revolves around the theme of "Love Letters," where the hosts and guests delve into personal relationships, past crushes, and the awkwardness of teenage affections.

• Bobby Kelly opens up about his teenage crushes and the complexities of expressing affection during school days:

  "I was a kid.... I was like, no. She grew with me and then started giving me real ways to perv on an adult." [25:26]

• Geo Perez and Derek Drescher contribute their own stories about writing love letters, facing rejections, and the humorous outcomes of their youthful attempts at romance.

A particularly funny exchange involves Bobby recounting his attempt to personalize Boston's "Amanda" into a love poem:

"I changed the name to Deanna.... I thought none of them would know it because it's Boston and we're children." [46:02]

The discussion evolves into the pitfalls of outdated relationship tactics and the humorous realization of how perceptions change over time.

Final Thoughts and Reflections

As the episode nears its end, the hosts reflect on aging, personal growth, and the humorous side of life’s setbacks.

• Big Jay Oakerson muses about changes in personal appearance and self-perception:

  "She looks like Sid from my...." [later clarified as not applicable] [55:04]

• Bobby Kelly and Derek Drescher share laughs over past relationships, body image, and the quirky realities of maintaining relationships over the years.

The episode concludes with a light-hearted discussion about future plans, potential guests, and the anticipation of upcoming content on both The Bonfire and the OntheGate podcast.

Conclusion

This episode of The Bonfire weaves together a tapestry of humor, personal stories, and insightful commentary on pop culture and professional wrestling. With Big Jay Oakerson and Bobby Kelly at the helm, joined by Derek Drescher and Geo Perez, listeners are treated to an engaging and entertaining conversation that balances laughter with relatable life experiences.

Note: All timestamps correspond to the points in the transcript provided and serve to attribute notable quotes and segments accurately.