Podcast Summary: "Nu Metal Jesus" The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Release Date: May 30, 2025

Introduction

In the "Nu Metal Jesus" episode of The Bonfire, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly delve into a whirlwind of topics ranging from religious beliefs and personal anecdotes to humorous takes on Dante's Inferno. Joined by regular guests Jacob, Luis J. Gomez, and Christine, the conversation is a blend of sharp wit, candid discussions, and unfiltered humor that epitomizes the show's trademark style.

Religious Beliefs and Praying

A significant portion of the episode centers around the hosts' perspectives on religion, prayer, and spirituality. The dialogue reveals a mix of skepticism, personal experiences, and humorous interpretations.

• Robert Kelly shares a personal story about finding solace through prayer during a tumultuous period in his youth:
  "[24:18] Bobby Kelly: ... the night I... got on my knees and I prayed to God... and I've been sober ever since."

• Jay Oakerson engages in a playful yet critical discussion about the nature of prayer and organized religion:
  "[03:48] Jay Oakerson: ... everyone kind of at odds... Bobby is not allowed to let his incredible... exploding ... homophobia."

• Humorous exchanges highlight differing views on praying:
  "[55:07] Jay Oakerson: Bobby said Jesus, if he came back, would be dressed like me. So now I'm new Jesus."
  "[56:23] Bobby Kelly: If you just sit on the edge of the bed and pray without getting on your knees."

Dante's Inferno Analysis

The hosts creatively incorporate Dante Alighieri's Inferno to humorously categorize their own behaviors and traits, assigning themselves to various circles of hell based on their personalities.

• Jay categorizes himself as a fraud, placing himself in the eighth circle:
  "[44:33] Jay Oakerson: Eight is fraud. Yeah, you definitely done that punishment in a complex series of ditches..."

• Robert Kelly humorously associates himself with the second circle related to lust:
  "[40:45] Bobby Kelly: I'm actually in two right now, living in with her."

• Lighthearted banter about their standings in hell's hierarchy includes:
  "[35:55] Jay Oakerson: You're a heretic, dude."
  "[45:12] Bobby Kelly: What is Cerberus?"
  "[43:32] Bobby Kelly: You're an angry, chubby, generous heretic."

Health Care Discussion

The episode transitions into a spirited debate on health care policies, with Robert proposing a merit-based system while Jay counters with practical challenges.

• Robert advocates for merit-based health care, emphasizing personal responsibility:
  "[08:00] Bobby Kelly: We should deserve our health care and we all should get health care. But... if you want premium healthcare, you work for it."

• Jay counters the feasibility, highlighting issues with insurance accessibility:
  "[08:20] Jay Oakerson: But you can't get good insurance just by working for it."

• They brainstorm solutions, suggesting innovative approaches like bundling insurance through podcasts:
  "[14:05] Bobby Kelly: And then you get insurance."
  "[10:43] Bobby Kelly: I think people who don't make enough money a year should get free health care."

Personal Anecdotes and Experiences

Throughout the episode, the hosts and guests share personal stories that provide depth and context to their perspectives.

• Robert narrates his rehabilitation journey, crediting prayer for his sobriety:
  "[24:21] Bobby Kelly: ... I got on my knees and I prayed to God... I'm starting to feel the higher power thing again."

• Banter about past arrests and upbringing brings a relatable and humorous dimension:
  "[51:00] Jay Oakerson: How old were you?"
  "[51:03] Bobby Kelly: ... I was full. Drinking, punk drugs. I was totally."

Host Banter and Humor

The dynamic between Jay and Bobby is marked by sharp humor, playful insults, and camaraderie, keeping the conversation lively and entertaining.

• Playful insults and back-and-forth jokes are a staple:
  "[46:12] Jay Oakerson: You have to go crush a lot of pussy and wear overalls with no shirt and no Underwear..."
  "[56:11] Jay Oakerson: But like vibrators and magnets. That's your next question."

• Humorous debates on language and spelling add a layer of comedic relief:
  "[47:45] Bobby Kelly: ... 'drawing' has only one 'r'."
  "[30:18] Bobby Kelly: It must be. Can I say this to you and don't take it."

Conclusions and Reflections

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts reflect on their discussions, blending humor with introspection.

• Discussion on therapy and mental health awareness, sponsored by BetterHelp, underscores the importance of mental well-being:
  "[59:07] Bobby Kelly: ... Mental health awareness month right now encourages everyone to take care of their well being and break that stigma."

• Final humorous exchanges continue until the end, leaving listeners with a mix of laughter and thoughtful moments:
  "[61:56] Bobby Kelly: Listen, I think this is another. You're doing another song?"
  "[62:26] Bobby Kelly: With usaa, you can bundle your auto and home and save up to 10%."

Notable Quotes

• Robert Kelly on Prayer and Sobriety:
  "[24:18] Bobby Kelly: ... I prayed to God... I've been sober ever since."

• Jay Oakerson on Merit-Based Health Care:
  "[08:00] Jay Oakerson: ... I think the people that make the money should pay and the people that don't should get it for nothing."

• Humorous Dante's Inferno Classification:
  "[43:17] Jay Oakerson: It is."

• Host Camaraderie:
  "[55:07] Jay Oakerson: Bobby said Jesus, if he came back, would be dressed like me. So now I'm new Jesus."

Conclusion

"Nu Metal Jesus" exemplifies The Bonfire's ability to intertwine humor with meaningful discussions. Through a blend of personal anecdotes, philosophical debates, and relentless banter, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly deliver an episode that is both entertaining and thought-provoking, staying true to the show's ethos of blunt humor and unfiltered honesty.