Park Comedy with Colum Tyrrell

Summary

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode Title: Park Comedy with Colum Tyrrell
Date: March 12, 2026
Guest: Colum Tyrrell
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Overview

This episode of The Bonfire brings Colum Tyrrell into the studio with Big Jay Oakerson, holding down the fort in Robert Kelly’s absence (stuck in NYC traffic). The core of the show is a relentless, hilarious exploration of comedian life, the realities (and oddities) of the sex industry, comic impressions, celebrity encounters at SiriusXM, and a deep, sometimes absurd dive into the history of park comedy. True to The Bonfire’s tone, the hosts deliver unfiltered, boundary-pushing humor, mixing personal anecdotes with relentlessly sharp banter.

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Episode Breakdown

1. Kicking Off Without Bobby (01:07–03:14)

• Colum steps in for Bobby: The show opens with the guys riffing about Bobby’s traffic woes and whether he’ll make it at all.
  • “If Bobby wasn’t coming in today and you were co-hosting with me, that is where you would sit. 100%.” – Colum Tyrrell (02:01)
• Free SiriusXM subscriptions: A running joke about how few comics actually use their SiriusXM perks.
  • “Bobby doesn’t give a shit. So now he can’t hear us talk smack about him. What an idiot.” – Colum (02:41)

2. Comic Credentials & Plugging Colum (03:14–04:15)

• Tour & podcast plugs: Colum shouts out his road dates and podcasts Cockfight and The Colum Tyrrell Show.
• Jay teases Drew Dunn leaving Cockfight: "He didn’t like us… we’re talking about how like Epstein had some good…” (04:15)

3. Sex Industry—Prostitution, Porn, & Bizarre Realities (04:42–15:12, 22:07–29:07)

• Epstein island black humor: Both hosts riff on the depravity of high society scandals, using edgy, provocative jokes.
  • “There was a time where he looked out off of a weird balcon of, like, an island palace... and he just looked over and he was like, it’s a good day to be alive.” — Colum (04:43)
• Trans porn and kink fetishes: Jay and Colum get candid (and comedic) about personal “dark urges”—exploring how taboos evolve and are processed.
• Prostitution abroad: Jay describes the culture of street prostitution—especially in Thailand and Brazil.
  • “The lady boys over there are pristine, like passable... You know they’re ladyboys because they’re so hot.” – Jay (06:43)
  • Tales of bar scenes and sex industry realities (“in Thailand you still have to convince the girl...” 07:45).
• Jacob's Porn Star Seminar Experience: Discussion about attending a "How to date a Porn Star" seminar, surprising the hosts by focusing on paying porn stars’ day rates ($5,000 or more).
  • “Are you just gonna say, hey guys, you wanna f*** a porn star? Pay them their day rate. I think they knew that already…” – Colum (08:42)
• Crafting a “porn pimp” persona for Jacob: Extended role-playing about reinventing quiet producer Jacob as a confident, “pinky ring”-rocking, cowboy-pimp figure.
• Legalization & sex work realities: Debate about prostitution legality in the U.S. vs. abroad, and the difference in attitudes among sex workers in different countries:
  • “But the thing is, the foreign prostitutes aren’t crying. They’re just—it’s the job.” – Jay (28:32)

4. Behind the Curtain—NYC Comedy & Celebrity Run-Ins (29:07–49:03)

• TI sighting at SiriusXM (29:15–47:03):
  • The studio has a chance run-in with rapper T.I., prompting the hosts’ anxiety due to their prior on-air riffing/mocking of T.I.'s stand-up special.
  • Multiple bits are created imitating T.I.’s comedy cadence:
    • “Now, before y’all get angry at me, let me explain something to you. Now, I’m gonna tell you first. First and foremost. Now, hang on. Now. Now let me explain especially. I’ll explain each one individually.” – Colum, channeling T.I. (38:10)
    • Fear of being “caught” after trashing celebrity guests, recalling Bret Michaels’ manager: “Those guys aren’t your friends.” (48:13)
• On-air etiquette with celebrities: The crew debates the ethics and awkwardness of interviewing comics or celebrities they’ve recently roasted, ultimately poking fun at their own two-facedness.

5. Park Comedy—History, Legends, and Live Review (49:03–56:51)

• Washington Square Park comedy: The hosts reminisce about the iconic tradition of stand-ups performing in public parks, especially in NYC.
  • Discussion of Charlie Barnett, the legendary “park comic,” and his influence (52:08).
  • Play and gentle critique of archival park performances:
    • “I assumed there would be, like, a mic and an amp. I didn’t know he was just screaming to the park.” – Colum (54:20)
    • “Half the battle is just…” – Jay, noting the energy needed (54:07)
• Who could (and couldn’t) do park comedy: Riffing on how stylized, low-energy club comics (like Schumer or Kathleen Madigan) would bomb at the park.
• Anecdotes about the Cellar’s legendary comedians and their range (50:00–51:36).

6. Memorable Quotes & Rapid-Fire Funny Moments

• “If you want to hear a joke, 90% of the joke is that he goes, now I’m gonna tell you now. Y’all ready? You want to hear it now?” – Colum, on T.I. (30:32)
• "Like an OSHA—I'm shutting this down, I'm shutting this down!" – Jay, parodying a jealous porn star boyfriend (14:31)
• “The foreign prostitutes aren’t crying. They’re just—it’s the job that they're not.” — Jay (28:32)
• "We're all property of Allah." — Colum dryly riffing on religious tattoos, after terrorism jokes (45:17)
• "He was park good. He wasn't club good." – Black Lou, reviewing Charlie Barnett (52:55)

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Key Timestamps

• 01:07–03:14 — Bobby Kelly stuck in traffic, Colum fills in, SiriusXM car perks.
• 03:14–04:15 — Plugs for Colum Tyrrell’s shows and Cockfight Podcast.
• 04:42–15:12 — Dark comedy about sex scandals, pornography, prostitution cultures abroad; “How to Date a Porn Star” goof.
• 22:07–29:07 — More tales from global prostitution, ethics, and male insecurity.
• 29:15–47:03 — T.I.’s hallway sighting sparks panic-filled, hilarious riffing on celebrity interviews.
• 49:03–56:51 — Park comedy history, legends, and reviewing Charlie Barnett’s style.
• 50:00 — John Mayer and Dave Attell story.

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Tone & Takeaways

Language/Tone:
Irreverent, uncensored, with rapid banter and a genuine camaraderie—the comics trade stories and punchlines with little filter. Jay and Colum use dark and transgressive humor, making light of taboo subjects, but always with keen observations about human fallibility and life as a comic.

For first-time listeners:
This episode is a full-throttle ride through comedy’s back alleys—from international sex work to green room politics to the peculiar glory of park stand-up. It's a must-listen for anyone who loves inside comedy riffing, stories about the underbelly of the scene, and the joy (and terror) of meeting your idols after talking smack.

Memorable Moments:

• The team's collective panic about possibly having to play nice with T.I. after roasting his comedy.
• Real talk about the emotional detachment in both porn and street prostitution.
• Hilarious, affectionate roast of park comics and the historical role of Washington Square Park in NYC stand-up.

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Guest Plugs:

• Colum Tyrrell tour dates: columtyrrell.com
• The Cockfight Podcast with Colum Tyrrell & Lev Fer

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Note: Timestamps refer to the provided transcript version, not final aired time. All show advertisement, intro/outro, and non-content segments have been omitted.

Transcript

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We are rolling down one host, Bobby Kelly, stuck in traffic on a bridge coming from the Bronx to Manhattan. He said it's. I hope there's a body. Do we have any update what's going on out there? Christine, you're in our traffic copter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We got a chopper out there.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hanging out.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, man. Where's Sherod Small? I need him. I've never said that out loud. Where's Sherad when I need him? I need somebody to do a. He does a great helicopter. My helicopter sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you. You really feel the chopper when he's on stage.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Our guest today is here. He's sitting in Bobby's chair till Bobby gets here. We don't know if Bobby's even gonna make.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't mention. Don't mention. Let's just see if it was like, it's a common mistake, like, guys like, oh, did I. Oh, yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Well, and then we'll all be like, oh, I. It seemed normal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I just jumped. Oh, yeah. Let's see if he gets me out of there.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, you just sat down. He goes, well, he sat down. What are we gonna tell him, like, not to sit there? It's like, you know, it's only me and him here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've got my shit all out.

[Colum Tyrrell]

If. If Bobby wasn't coming in today and you were co hosting with me, that is where you would sit. 100%. So.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, who knows if he'll even make it?

[Colum Tyrrell]

We don't Even know if he's gonna make it in. I love he's gonna try. The funniest would be if he gets here and then it doesn't get like, in. And I also don't know if Bobby has Sirius XM in his car to even hear this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They don't give you. They do Is car so old or they don't give you.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, they do, but some people don't give a shit. Soda never gave a fuck about his.

[Producer Douglas]

Him and Bobby never took advantage.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I've offered Jacob.

[Producer Douglas]

I have a free subscription.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I hit Jacob up every six months when they boot me off. And I go, jacob, can you fix this? And then he sends me a thing with it. It's like so easy. Just push a button on your phone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And it loads everything back up in the car and everything like it was never gone. Bobby doesn't give a shit. So now he can't hear us talk smack about him. What an idiot. Ask Bobby if he has Sirius XM in his car.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got. When I got a new car last year, we got free satellite radio. And I would just put on like Comedy Central, like, stand up all the time. And I would just be screaming at people like, true to radio going you heck. It's like the most fun. And you'd guess where it comes from. I know where this is going, you idiot.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That pleasantly poisonous venom is coming out of one of my favorite people in the New York comedy scene. Good friend. He's going to be at the Riot River Wall Comedy Club in San Antonio March 6th and 7th. That's this weekend. After that, he's going to be in New Brunswick, New Jersey, Phoenix, Columbus, Knoxville. So many more. For tickets and all tour dates, you go to his website. It is the great column tyrell column terrell.com for all those tickets and dates. I got to the points. Anytime we. I think we've had this conversation before because you're. When the time like your credit is your podcast and your podcast is called the column Terrell show, it's like you're always saying the person's name first. You might know him from the Colm Terrell Show. It's Colm Terrell. It's Douglas. He's the producer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And as a column terrell.com for merch. Columter.com for tickets column Terrell Colin Terrell Merch, Merch, Merch.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And also check out the Cockfight podcast with column Terrell Drew Dunn Levfer available wherever you listen to podcast. Drew Dunn's very, very funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's the person I know Drew left in. He couldn't. He didn't like us.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Really? He left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, you know, if you listen to the Cockpit podcast, it's mostly about us, like, like, blowing dogs and stuff.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's, like, out there trying to, like, get real jobs, like, in comedy.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, he's going mainstream.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Like, he's like. He's auditioning for, like, voices for, like, you know, Madagascar 7 and all this type of stuff. You know, we're talking about how, like, Epstein had some good.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A good thing going. Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

He came. I promise you. There was a time where he looked out off of a weird balcon of, like, an island palace, and he just looked over and just saw sucking and happening all around him. And he looked over and he was like, it's a good day to be alive. Yeah, it's good day to be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd say. They're eating that. I think. What was the food on the island?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Children. And I think they. But I think also it's like the thing, like, they are in that moment of, like, it's never gonna go away. Like, this is the fucking life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That whatever their high was on that forbidden fruit of baby flesh and teenage pussy. Whatever their thing was. Like, I've never been that high.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you haven't felt it, because I've

[Colum Tyrrell]

never quenched an itch or an urge that was so dark, depraved, that, like, you know, I mean, like, you had. It's like, I did it, dude. Like, at some point, the first time, those guys go home and they go, oh, I.

[Black Lou]

A kid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's crazy.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We ate a baby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's like a guilt in their stomach kind of, but it's like. It's like a fun.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I wanted it again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You can't. You can't go back to regular. No consenting adults.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Adult pussy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Honestly. Yeah, Like, I've. I've knocked. I've rubbed them out to, like, tranny porn and stuff over the years. I feel like that's a little bit of. I'm like, it's, like, more disgusting than it is, but it's still that same scratch.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah. You're like, this is crazy. Yeah, this is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who am I? What do I do? This isn't okay.

[Colum Tyrrell]

The only tranny porn I've ever jerked off, this tranny is trans fucking an actual woman.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And that's what I said.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And in my mind. And in your mind you go. Exactly. In your mind, you go. It's like, well, I'm watching this for the woman. I mean, it's actually Less gay than watching a guy have sex with it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the argument. It's just. It's regular porn with more tits. That's all that is. It's just regular porn.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That's the argument in the forums. Every time I go to these meetings, that's what I tell them. Damn, look at Christine just removed Drew Dunn's name just like that from the main street.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was just in Thailand.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Really. Oh yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Honeymoon, my lovely wife. But the lady boys over there are pristine, like passable. Oh yeah. But like you, they're so hot. You know that they're lady boys because they're so hot. Yeah, because they're so plastic. The fake asses.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, and you're doing. And also they're doing too much at like 11am like why are you wearing a ball gown at 11am in dirt covered streets?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Why are you just like a crazy supermodel, like trying to grab my. On the street? It's the most fun to go over there. It's. I wouldn't say honeymoon is the best idea, but I would go, go with the guys. And then you just go to like a red light district and just, just have beers and we're just watching people go in. Yeah. And then the funny thing is the prostitution over there, they all kind of have agency. It's not like they have. They work for a company or pimp who makes them. You still have to kindness get them.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Well. Yeah. No, I wonder if there's also like. Because that's what is like red light and like Amsterdam and stuff. It's like a text. Yeah. Profession.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. But that's like they'll deadlift. I think they'll just take anyone, those guys, I think. But at least in Thailand you still have to convince the girl.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So there's like a good chance you can go to Thailand and the prostitutes won't fuck you. There's a lot of, there's a lot of guys that are so gross. They're not.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Last night, last night we had on the show Addis Fouche is a porn star who's doing an engagement that Jacob's gonna go to on Thursday. Just doing, just doing recon for us. But he's gonna go. It's called how to date a Porn Star. And I don't. I mean I hope that the, the actual seminar or the show is going to be a little more into what I thought it was going to be, which I thought it was going to be more like how do you deal with your chick being in porn? Like and make that relationship work or whatever. I thought it was going to be

[Big Jay Oakerson]

to get over your self esteem.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I thought it was going to be more, I thought it's gonna be more about that. But almost immediately, Jacob did you know that? Made me laugh so hard.

[Producer Douglas]

She didn't really give an answer.

[Colum Tyrrell]

She was talking about that. She goes, look, if you're going to date a porn star, she's like, just things you have to know. $5,000 will probably do go anywhere with you and. But you have to, you know, you have to know. It's like when you, when you pay that money. And I swear to you, for the first like 10 minutes of it, I just kept going like, wait, are you just gonna say, hey guys, you wanna fuck a porn star? Pay them their day rate. I think they knew that already is

[Big Jay Oakerson]

just how to hire a porn star is what this is.

[Colum Tyrrell]

It can't be just that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I always kind of like how to get a porn star like Jacob. Like they give him a fedor and like some confidence and try to. Tries to be the type of guy that pimps him out.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, Jacob, like a pinky ring. Yeah, pink.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your initial jb, Just a fur coat.

[Producer Douglas]

And I tried to ask her cuz she said, you know, they don't last too long. They're okay at the beginning. And then reality sets in that they,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

you know, she just got came home

[Producer Douglas]

from a gang bang.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Producer Douglas]

And she never really answered what she's going to teach the guy with S

[Big Jay Oakerson]

walking in the door.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I think we need to fucking like marines, like break you down and rebuild you as jb. I like that for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We've already seen Jacob and Jake. I did not. Let me tell you something. As much as it brought me great, great laughter and I mean it brought me great laughter when you were sitting there for the entire interview with that porn star. And then 30 minutes into it, Jacob goes, when you got. And she went, whoa, when did you get here?

[Producer Douglas]

That happened. A ghost.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A ghost.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I don't like that. I'll tell you who wouldn't have that happen to him. Jb.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jb? Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

JB with a pinky ring that says JB with a slice with a diagonal black thing going through the J and the B and next to one of the letters, just one little diamond, like a small one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you got a jbtm.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh dude, I want to draw it. I'm going to draw your ring.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She knows you're there, she knows you

[Colum Tyrrell]

go, you know, I'm here, I'm sticking. Yeah, maybe like Just a mustache. But I'm saying you're gonna. We're gonna reinvent you as a whole different guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Let's incorporate some of the cowboy that you love. You know what I mean? Well, incorporate, but not too. You don't want to be like urban cow. You'll start getting laughed at too much

[Big Jay Oakerson]

here for that cowboy pimp type thing.

[Colum Tyrrell]

But maybe like a little bit. I think like a tank top underneath.

[Producer Douglas]

Show Jacob. I know how to turn it off.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I'm thinking tank top underneath, like an open, like plaid button down or something, you know, I mean, like, you're doing a little bit of rugged work. Maybe some leather gloves in your back pocket.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gardening, Jacob.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah. Oh, Jacob, this ring is going to be beautiful. Stephen Singer is going to make this for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. A box of matches that you leave on the table. That's just a good look.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, absolutely. No vaping for you. You got to smoke cigarillos. Oh, dude, this is gonna be a

[Big Jay Oakerson]

jar maybe or something.

[Colum Tyrrell]

This pinky ring is gonna be the fucking best, dude.

[Producer Douglas]

You have to be okay with a lot to date a porn star.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No. Why? Because they love gang bangs?

[Producer Douglas]

Kind of.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah. I had a million more questions I could ask you. I said that's the ring, Jacob, right there. That's your ring.

[Producer Douglas]

Can I say I love that design?

[Colum Tyrrell]

It's a nice looking ring. Yeah. Could you see it? Can you see it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a decent sovereign right there.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah. See what I mean? That's it. That's your pinky right there. So bitches know JB's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here you go. And then you say, I leave the print. I leave the print.

[Producer Douglas]

A crest. So I like that as a crest.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Your family crest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, tattoo on your arm going straight back to.

[Colum Tyrrell]

You probably have a great family crest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Is it garbage? Well, the one I hate when we did the thing. If you look up family. It's like websites.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Talk about a thing that they don't even try a little bit. Like if you look up your family crest and you don't really have one, like a real distinct, unique one, it just gives you like different colors of the same exact shitty one. It's always so lame.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I don't know if it's real, though, because ever. I don't know. I really don't know. I would have been raised to believe that it was just like tourist horseshit that they.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just some guy just goes, oh, wait, what's your name? I've got your crest right here. And just hands you the same one. He just Handed everybody else. And he goes, the shield means bravery.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I'd like to believe in a developed place like you grew up. Did they still hand you a shield when you were younger or something? Yeah, they made this wooden shield. Wooden and metal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I had to joust at the. Joust the local challenger.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That's the bar mitzvah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You want my sister as hand, you must joust me.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I told 30 years.

[Producer Douglas]

What the historical research. They print out your crest, give me your last name. And they were all warriors.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah.

[Producer Douglas]

Yours was my friend. Whenever he looked up the last name, they were all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, they don't have the. He was a coward. Oh, the Oshoctances were cowards. And a rapist.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I was talking. When we were talking to Addis yesterday about that with the thing, it's like, you have to be. It's such a weird line. If you're gonna date a porn star. Seriously, a part of you has to be into what she's doing at work.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

But then, like, that's. Then you're also like, your relationship's like a fetish maybe. You know, I mean, only. And she's like, doing it. And she said yesterday. That's what I think I got. I was like, are you always loving it at work? I'm just like, no, like, it's work. You know, it's working. You know, sometimes it could be fun. And so, you know, I try to have a good time with it, but, like, it's work for sure. And you're like, damn. You know what I mean? Like, if she was just like a freaking life. I don't know why I find that so less, like, more damaging, but, like, for a guy to, like, deal with it. Like I said, you don't want to have your guy on set all the time either. That's weird. If he's always there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And he's. He's giving you support and stuff.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Giving you support. Or he's there or he's there to, like, build himself up with, like, anger.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he's my. He's checking stuff out. Going. That was too deep.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, that's too deep. Yeah, yeah. You told me it was fine. Because your pussy doesn't even go that deep. You told me everything was fine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have an 8 inch limit. We agreed on an 8 inch limit.

[Colum Tyrrell]

You start running over and you start running over and tape measuring guys. Dicks. Babe, babe. This guy's not even fully hard still.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Like an osha. I'm shutting this down. I'm shutting this down.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Shut this production Down. She's breaking house rules.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, it's like your guy can't be too into it or not into it at all. And I don't know what the medium is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't. I don't think personally I would be like against it. It's just like, I'm not that guy. I'm not in the world of like fucking porn stars.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like, that's just not my.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, it says hard to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But if I was like, yeah. If I was like that Adam 22 dude who. That's his like kind of his life and that's why he's doing it makes more sense.

[Colum Tyrrell]

But I'm like, it is his life. And I said now like the slow rollout of like her fucking guys is even like weird. It's like they're getting past things.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

On video. And like they are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Gonna break up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Have you ever seen. We went. I went to Amsterdam a few times when we were younger, but we would go to like sex shows.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And it would be the most. At the beginning of the night you go into this, it's like on the hour, every hour. And they have the same 15 minute blocks of whatever the thing is. And at the beginning you're there with all the guys and there's like all the bachelor parties and everyone's like, wow.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And the first girl comes out and she'll do like a dance and maybe she'll do something like a little ping pong trick or something. And then the big finale is they fuck. Two people fuck. And they could not have more of a glazed look in their eyes. And like every time the music changed, they would change positions. And this guy.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Not just glazed look too, but glazed look. And the audience is also like. It almost feels like we were made to watch this. Now you're like, you're like, oh. Like we're.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

At first you're like, woo. And then there slowly starts everyone that's like.

[Colum Tyrrell]

You're like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everyone's like looking for the check.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah. You're like, I guess they're having sex up there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And you can tell this guy's just like. And. But it's. You know, he's not even hard, but his dick so big that he can with it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, he just mushes. He just gets like a. He gets a quarter of it in and then just goes in and out with that just dragging numb in and out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And she's just like looking and like, like at the distance and they change the positions and yeah, it was A Now for position number four.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I went with a. I was really. I was like, probably 21 or so. And went to Amsterdam with two Marshall, Brandon, Tony Roberts. We went to Germany and Amsterdam, and by the time we got to Amsterdam, which was after Germany, we were out of money. We were all broke, and it was. It was like a. It was like a black promotion show thing. Like, the money was goofy on it. We weren't getting paid in the time we weigh, and we were just stuck out there. When we were in Amsterdam, we went to the live sex show, and I said, yeah, a girl comes out. Everyone's at the novelty, girl comes out, the fat lady who does a bunch of weird shit. And then a couple pretty girls come out. Then never got to the sex show that time because when the guy came out, because then they just do a straight up guy stripper.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, wow.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And then they were gonna have a couple come out and fuck. But when the guy stripper came out, he came back in an executioner costume. I remember Tony Roberts saying so loud, he goes, that better be Xena, Warrior princess. And then it wasn't. It was definitely a guy. A black man with a huge cock. And those black comedians left that show so fast, we never got to see the sex show. But then I went back years later, and it was like, me, Marina Franklin, Rachel Feinstein, DeRosa. And we went. It was same thing. Everyone was having, like a good time, like, drinking, laughing, like, ah, look at the big fat lady. She's, you know, smacking her tits on this nerd's face in the front row and like, oh. Like, oh, the male stripper. That's for you, girls. That's guys here for you. And then as they start, everyone's like, it just. I'm sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like.

[Colum Tyrrell]

It's like you want to apologize to the couple. Like, I'm sorry they make you do this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like if someone's in a fight and the other guy's knocked out and they just keep punching a little too longer where you're all like, oh, yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

You go, hey, hey, excitement's over. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, take it easy. Take it easy.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Because. Exactly. Because it's full on. There's nothing simulated about it. You're like, it's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can tell that they're forced to do it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

The chick is so detached from her fucking pussy. Like, she just, like. I just go lay out there and, you know, I look at a person in the audience, I look at the front row and decide who they look like in my head. While a guy just pounds my snatch in front of people watching.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, she's thinking about a TV show. I'm like, wonder what happens next.

[Colum Tyrrell]

It would be. I almost feel like they'd have more fun. Everyone would have more fun if they're. They always say the other countries, like, wow, they're much more casual and everything about sex. But I go, when you watch this, doesn't seem like it. It seems like they do a sex show, but everyone. I could, I couldn't imagine if once a month, the sex show people walk off and they go, yo, that crowd was hyped.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I feel like it always just high five.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I feel like it always shuts right

[Big Jay Oakerson]

down to like, that's why we do this. That's why we do this. That was it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

You see that kid in the front row? You see that kid in the front row?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Girl. There's a new girl. I heard you. I heard you're up next. I heard you're rising. Yeah. Everyone's talking about the new girl.

[Colum Tyrrell]

This is my first time getting fucked on stage. Any advice? Any advice? Any advice for a new fucker? Yeah, I mean, what a strange. Again, it's all of it, but porn too. And we've met a couple of porn guys and stuff. It does. Even for the guys, it eventually like, pulls the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Excitement out of the thing. Do you know? I mean, when you just go fucking, it's like everyone's body goes, all right, I need you guys to flip around now. Like, how much are you ever really sinking into it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they're holding positions and stuff while a guy is going, can you fucking get your. Can you squeeze your ass bit better, please? And he's holding and he's like, come on. That said, they're getting yelled at by some director.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That said. And we've watched it on here before. There's some. Sometimes it's labeled Miss Russia porn, but I don't think she was a misfire. But it's this girl who's gorgeous and it's like a behind the scenes porn clip. So it's like, it's that. It's the guy like getting like semi hard and then her holding his dick and just posing with her mouth open. And then they see like a thousand photos happen. And then she puts it in her mouth. A thousand photos happen. And then at one point he's going to like, it's like, literally, it's like him like he's shoving his dick in her ass. And then once it's in, he just backs up and like, did not Block the picture. And then. And then he starts coming at one point and it's him. Like she's just sitting. Like she's like trying not to blink with her. With her tongue wide out or mouth wide open, tongue out. And while the guy's coming and she's like. It's like Jordan shooting free throws. The line. Like as soon as the come starts, you. Because they're looking for stills for a magazine. So weird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

But the guy's like, I'm gonna come now. Get the shutter ready.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they don't. Did you get the shot? No.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Is that it? You found her? I think so.

[Producer Douglas]

Did you get.

[Colum Tyrrell]

She's wonderful.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like. Did you get the shot? No. Now we got it. We got to make him fucking whack off again.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Let's see if this is it. No, it's not. It's not her. No, it's like. It looks like it's almost like 70.

[Producer Douglas]

What is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is she wearing? Is. They don't green screen that out or something?

[Black Lou]

I don't know what that you type in.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Like, type in Miss Russia. Behind the scenes porn. Maybe that'll work. I've seen it a thousand times. But differently header, you know? I mean, different headers all the time. They get you with those headers, though. I told you. The Reluctant Star. We talked about that. The girl we always watched once a year at least. The girl on the. In the party porn. Like the stripper male stripper porn. And she like blows a guy and he comes over face and then she gets up and they say these videos are like a bunch of girls who just agree to come and hang out and party. And then there's porn stars. They're gonna fuck the guys. Yeah. And they hope that some of the girls jump in and do shit and pull their titties out and stuff. But it looks like one girl, she sucks a guy's dick and he comes on her face and then she gets up and kind of makes like a. Oh, boy, I fucked up here. I did really bad here. And then the other week, there's like a 30 minute video of that. Like she sucked and fucked everybody. She was like pushing other girls asses down on cock. Like, fuck this chick. I felt bad for her for years.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They got you good.

[Colum Tyrrell]

They got me real good. Sons of bitches got me real good. Are they ever gonna legalize prostitution here, you think? I still think porn stars get arrested for prostitution.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not in the vad, Nevada.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Not there. No, no, no. But I mean those places, there's no. I Knew a couple girls who worked there a long time ago. And I assume if you talk to anyone. It's sad. It's. They're not into it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've read the reviews recently. There's like a famous one just outside of Vegas.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, huh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It could be the Bunny Ranch or just. There's something. It's right as soon as you drive out the one closest to Vegas and I was reading the reviews and everyone's like, terrible, not worth the trip. They barely look after you. They said there was a free breakfast. There's no free breakfast because you stay for like you spend the night, you spend the weekend. It's like going to stay at La Quinta, like, and then. But there's a room full of women who don't want to fuck you and they're mean to you.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And the thing is like, they also. The other thing about prostitution, it's all. A lot of. It's about the sell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Because these girls are like made up, but they're not all like very attractive girls. And there's like. And this is the lovely Sienna or whatever. And like, you just see, it's like just like pounds and pounds of makeup on. But I know girls who used to work there and stuff. And it's like a complete. Yeah, they're all like. It's like living with Corey Feldman afterwards. They're always like, yeah, well, I was on opiates. What are you gonna do? I had to fucking support a habit, you know, I mean, what am I gonna not chug fucking Lamar Odom's sack every night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But, you know, if you're acting, go get prostitutes. I do think you haven't just been in Thailand. You're better off saving your money. Go do a trip to like Colombia. Go to fucking right where they. Yeah. Make the good. You get a good bang for your buck. They're like into it. They're not just some fucking.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, well, because it's probably their level. It's almost like their level of porn. Like there are a lot of gorgeous chicks who go into porn. So it's like you would go into that, you know, I mean, like ugly chicks go in the prostitution a lot. You know, I mean, that kind of prostitute. Because like what you're talking about essentially in Thailand, it is like street prostitution still. You can get great looking girls here, but it's like you're paying a thousand dollars and you got to get them like from. You know, it's like she's a confirmed porn star.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Special email list or something.

[Colum Tyrrell]

The five grand over There. Those girls are like, it's gorgeous already.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Amsterdam is like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There was gorgeous girls, thousands of them on the street. So I went out to this one in Colombia. I don't know as much, I think in Colombia, but I haven't been. But in Bangkok, there's like a strip where they all just stand on the street. I've got a bunch of photos because I just went out drinking one night and just sat there at a bar just watching people get picked up. And they all. They all stand out there and then all these chicks coming over to me and they're grabbing me, grabbing my cock and stuff like that, going, hey, I like you. And I'm like, no, no, no. And I've shown the wedding ring. The wedding ring, I think there. This one girl, she was African, actually, but she. She said something like, I want to suck you off or something. And I go, I'm married. And she goes, your wife's not in my hotel room. And I was like, God damn, that's a good point.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Like, she isn't there.

[Black Lou]

That's true.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Are these all lady boys or. They're not all lady boys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no.

[Colum Tyrrell]

The pretty ones are the majority.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Aren't the ones that are like big fat asses and.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, what's the. What's the violence rate to the prostitutes out there walking around the streets?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't think. I. I don't think. Yeah, I think they. They will you up if you were to mess with a chick over there. All the other prostitutes come in and just beat the living.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That's where MMA comes from. Yeah, kickboxed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Exactly.

[Colum Tyrrell]

You try to fucking, you get a

[Big Jay Oakerson]

shin kick to the face.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Try to get a little frisky with a chicken. She spin kicks you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Eight points of contact.

[Colum Tyrrell]

She broke my collarbone. Yeah, well, she didn't suck my dick and she broke my collarbone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But there's different types. There's like. There's brawls you can go to. There's a lot of them that are just on the street. But then there's also this kind of. You can get these girls and you go have a drink with them and you kind of flirt with them and you have to buy them some drinks and then you go home with them. So there is still this kind of a catch.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That's how Bobby describes Brazil. Brazil was that. Brazil was essentially, go hang out at like one of these places and all the girls there are like, you know, if you almost like, if you could wear like some special glasses that would show you over their heads as like their amount you know, I mean, it was like that. It was like, go me. And not like even like a dollar amount necessarily. It was like. That's the thing is like, you buy them lunch, you take them to lunch, you give them drinks, you throw a couple bucks in their pocket, you know, you put this in your pocket so you have some cash on you. You know, I mean, stuff like that. Now, what's funny is I don't have that swing dick personality at all. Like, this. The idea of, like, going to a place where, like, they used to try to get me to go to Brazil. And it's like, no, you don't understand these women. Like, they'll wash your feet while you whatever, like, worship you. And I'm like, I don't know, man. The whole, like, the whole realm of that doesn't seem fun to me, you know, I mean, some girl like, you know, everything she does to it goes. He goes, I suck your dick, you give me $5, bring back my family. And you're like, sure, sweetheart. You know, I mean, I don't have, like, I don't have, like the. The kingpin fucking gene in me that, like, wants to do that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, promise you can leave Rio and come live in Pennsylvania. Forget about the beaches of Brazil.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, you know what it is more like? And this is why Louis has gotten many more pro. Luis J. Gomez we're talking about has gotten many more prostitutes than me in my life. Because he still is of the mindset. He's going. And no matter what level of, like, in shape he is or not, because he's not like a Troy, you know, he's a good looking guy facially, even. At any point, it's like he's like, well, she's excited.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he believes it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That this is like a thing. And I just worked with them enough to know all I would think about and all of those was those Brazilian girls going like afterwards and have to go. It's like. And I have to touch his fat pig feet. And I have to. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Think I was great. Think I was cool and nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me a shitty lunch. Yeah, you bring. You brought me to a restaurant?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, the shittiest restaurant in Brazil. And he wants me to kiss his.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Handed me $20 and said, you're welcome.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, I will suck your dick if I could find it under your fupa. Oh, I don't know how you say that in Portuguese, but I would hate it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But there's got. There's got to be some sort of a. They show up and then they see you and they go, all right, he's. I'm still not happy to be here, but it's better.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Some people, they show up and then they have to go, oh, no, absolutely.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Like people, you know, old guys in wheelchairs and freaky things and people that smell terrible and all that. So no, you're on the level, right? You are in the tier of like. But you're still part of that, you know?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Brillo. Patting your snatch in a shower and crying later that you're. That your dad still hasn't talked to you in Thanksgiving just happened.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But they're not. They. The foreign prostitutes aren't crying. They're. They're just. It's the job that they're not.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Right. But there's still. I mean, something still strange sends you into the work, you know, I mean like something up sends you into the work. So I'm sure they're not together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Born in a poor country and that's like a great way to earn some.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. It's probably like much more like, like morally open there too. I don't think if you say this is a play, everyone's like, oh, they don't have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shame on. No, it's kind of so open. I think in Thailand they're probably saying

[Colum Tyrrell]

like, it's like, oh, it's like this place is dead now. But at 10 o' clock the prostitutes all roll in. Then this place starts jumping like they love it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, speaking.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

what's going on?

[Colum Tyrrell]

What happened?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What happened? Is this your seat?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, what's that? What do you do? Oh, what's with his eviction? He's a citizen now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The easy.

[Colum Tyrrell]

He's allowed in our country now.

[Black Lou]

Take my headphones off, you piece of the. Is wrong with you, Jay? How dare you let him sit in this seat. I make people sit in black Lou seat when they co host.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We didn't know if you were gonna meet.

[Black Lou]

I told you I'm gonna be here in a half hour at 5:30. I love you, buddy. I'm sorry about that, but some people have to be taught a lesson. So you know the line sucker just said that this seat is wanted. I just had to walk by the a Wu Tang and a Bugs Bones Thugs and Harmony, whatever that is. Dude, you know who's out in the hall?

[Colum Tyrrell]

That means Black Sand Braids.

[Black Lou]

Dude, I just walked. I panicked. I'm walking down the little hallway. You know that little one. We got to take the right to come and right here, it's just like 20 people coming down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Black Lou]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

All black.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. All different shades. Wu Tang. I'm coming down, all of a sudden, I see a camera. Guess who's here?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Who? Ti Nuh.

[Black Lou]

Yeah, he's right on the hallway.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No way.

[Black Lou]

Swear to God. And I panicked because we just trashed his special.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Well, does he know we saw it? Because I'd like to. Was my. That's one of my favorite new impressions. I wish the special was more popular because he goes. It's all like, set up of. Do you want to hear a joke? 90% of the joke is that he goes, now I'm gonna tell you now. Y' all ready? You want to hear it now? Because I'll tell you why, man. You can't put your kids out there and name them crazy things. I'm gonna tell you why. You already know why. You want to know. I'll tell you why.

[Producer Douglas]

You want me. See if we can.

[Black Lou]

Yeah, but don't do that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't do that.

[Black Lou]

Actually do that. Take the beating.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pretend that's your. Pretend that's your voice.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. What's up?

[Colum Tyrrell]

What's up? What you name your kids?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not a good idea.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Why that be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's disrespectful. I'm going to tell you why.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Who that is.

[Black Lou]

Thirteen of them, and they. A lot of them are big.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I'll tell you what it is. I'll show you. What's up Tomer comedian. He's a comic.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. Oh, dude, buddy, if somebody googles us, we're fucked. Buddy, look at me.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, fuck. They don't have the metal detectors downstairs anymore like they used to?

[Black Lou]

No. They don't even have security out there right now.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I want you to go out there and do this. I go, ti. Let me ask you a question. He's like, what? He goes, would you be willing. Now I'm gonna tell you the question now. Would you wanna. Would you have any interest in the. Hang on for it now. Are y' all ready now? You gotta get ready for it now. Do you wanna come? We have a show now. Hang on now. You're looking. You're paying attention. You're listening. Write it down now. I'm dropping the knowledge. If you're going to write it down, you got to write it down now. All right? Now we have a show called. Now. You listening? I'm going to break it down for you. Actual fact. I got to go. And then just leave. Never get to it.

[Black Lou]

Yeah, he's right there.

[Colum Tyrrell]

You think you can hear me? To get TI in here.

[Producer Douglas]

Yeah. Dude, think about it for a minute. Mullen over.

[Black Lou]

Think about what we've done in the last two weeks. We've done a lot. A lot. I'll take the beating if you take it. And it's gonna be. It's going to be a beating.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Here's what we run into. It's the problem we run into, especially being a SiriusXM. There are celebrities out here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We act like this show is just like us in a room and the people like, you know, who are working, listening to it.

[Black Lou]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We don't have. We don't think about repercussions of crazy things we say or the fact that at some point they're going to go, you want to meet TI and then my radio host, snarky comedian goes away for a second. I go, oh, my God, I want to meet T.I. so much. That's T.I. but then I go, I'm going to continue to do this bit though.

[Black Lou]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Beyond meeting him. So am I an asshole for meeting him? Yeah. You know what I mean?

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[Colum Tyrrell]

You know, I felt that way. I pointed out that Donnie Wahlberg singing so hilariously bad on that Howard Stern performance. And we had him in, and the guy was a doll. He was so cool. He's the best and so nice and just a sweet guy and willing to talk about anything. Yeah, interesting, dude. And right away, the whole time I'm doing it, I'm like, I try and I. I hope he would laugh at what we were laughing at. Do you know what I mean?

[Black Lou]

I think Donnie would. I don't think T.I. and his 30 man posse would find it funny.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Now, hang on, Phil's. Let me tell you why I said that. Now, before y' all get angry at me, let me explain something to you. Now, I'm gonna tell you first. First and foremost. Now, hang on. Now. Now let me explain especially. I'll explain each one individually.

[Black Lou]

Especially when he sees me and Column's face, he's gonna be like, this is a racist right here.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That's true.

[Black Lou]

He walks in. Yeah, we look like Peaky Blinders. Yeah, dude, it's. I mean, I. I say do it. Go get him in. And we just pretend like, you know,

[Colum Tyrrell]

just the fact alone that we're gonna send Jake about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you think you should. You do you think you. You shouldn't have him on because you've made fun of him?

[Black Lou]

No, because we're gonna have to pretend like his special's funny when he comes in.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We don't say about the special at all. We don't say anything about the special at all. You just talk about TI and they'll say, you know, it's like. And you're doing comedy. Yeah. Oh, we hear you doing comedy now.

[Black Lou]

And then we're gonna have to promote his comedy special?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he can.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, you got a special out.

[Black Lou]

Is that good?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Did I do good?

[Producer Douglas]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

What's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's it about? What's a.

[Producer Douglas]

You sold?

[Black Lou]

Yeah, bring.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bring it up. What's the theme?

[Colum Tyrrell]

He goes, if you wouldn't mind, like,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

hit us with one of your jokes.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Give me the elevator pitch. Now the special walks a path. Now the special start out, and I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna show you how to special go. It starts off with some opening. Now you're gonna listen.

[Black Lou]

I'm listening.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Because if you're paying attention, I'm gonna tell you might learn a little something. I want to teach, man. I like to teach the young people, let the people know. Now I'm gonna tell you. If you want to find out, tune in next week.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If he comes in and says anything even similar to that, it's going to be impossible not to.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I'm gonna shoot. Start out of my nose.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

He comes in and does any of that, we're done. We're done.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If he comes in and goes, let me tell you.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We go ti. I enjoy New Yorkers. I'll tell you how I feel about now. You want to hear how I feel about New York? Because New York's a city. I come here a lot. I got some thoughts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A couple of comics chopping it up. This is.

[Colum Tyrrell]

This.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is what it's all about. Remember when we started out, Jay, A week ago.

[Black Lou]

I don't know if I could hold back his outfit, though. We'd have to talk about why he wore his outfit. And. No, Eddie. He wore Eddie Murphy's delirious outfit in his special.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now I'm telling you.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah. We don't even have to point that outfit.

[Black Lou]

Just go, good outfit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Does he pretend like he didn't know that that was a thing?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Is this homage? Is it homage? Yeah.

[Black Lou]

And was it hot? I have to know if it was hot.

[Colum Tyrrell]

It's a good question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What if he. What if he pretends then, like, Jacob, go get him? No, that's totally.

[Black Lou]

Go get him.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, God.

[Black Lou]

No. Shut up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go get him.

[Black Lou]

Got it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get him, get him.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Well, hang on. Before you go get him, let me just say what I'm explaining. The issue is, when he comes in, we're excited to meet you.

[Black Lou]

We are, of course.

[Colum Tyrrell]

So, yes, that's. That's what I'm saying. It's like we always. We were excited to meet, and then we go, Ah, fuck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He.

[Colum Tyrrell]

If he leaves, then hears the fantastically accurate impression.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. Oh, who just. Why did Black Lou Just become.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't. Because he had to. He had to go out and ask.

[Black Lou]

He just went, yo, Black Lou just got black.

[Colum Tyrrell]

He got circled by black guys in yellow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He used to go out. He has to go answer for you now. He has to go answer for Jay's.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I think a Wu Tang Clan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, they called him out and they go, hey, are you answer for your boy?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Are you nervous? Why was your boy talking like that? I'm gonna tell you my problem with it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who's he doing impression of?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Well, what did you not like that? He said, I'm gonna tell you what I didn't like. First thing I didn't like. You know what I'm talking about? Something say they don't like it. I'm gonna tell you now. Look it up.

[Black Lou]

Did you get a new bracelet?

[Colum Tyrrell]

No.

[Black Lou]

What's that bracelet over there?

[Colum Tyrrell]

This? Yeah. Had this for a couple months now.

[Black Lou]

I never seen it. I'm sorry.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Spiky bracelet, dude.

[Black Lou]

Such a big accident, dude. It was so bodies, dude. One of the cars looked like a bouncy house inside. So every airbag in that car went off and it happened in the middle of the highway. The Henry Hudson.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Was there a family in it, I hope.

[Black Lou]

I think people are hurt bad. There was. I mean there was three fire trucks, four ambulances.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Now if you're true New York. Did you go by when you got by and saw the bodies and the things? You still do this? Yeah. Where'd you learn the fucking or just go? Of course. A chick.

[Black Lou]

It was a Tesla too, which I love because they're supposed to be the safest car in the world.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, you think it self drove. Self killed itself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was either Asian kid hacked it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, that's why you don't have self driving cars. What if AI learns how to get sad?

[Black Lou]

It was either that or one of those every time. They always have. On the. On the sawmill on the. The west side highway is that little Toyota, that little shitty Toyota with a loud muffler that thinks it's an Indy car. Every night when I go home, that guy's on the highway is zipping in and out of cars. It was either the Toyota or the. The Tesla. Self driving. Yeah, it was bad. They were, they were. It was pretty bad. They had some dude too. They have like National Guard guys there now.

[Colum Tyrrell]

How many lanes did it take up?

[Black Lou]

It took. It happened in the middle, so it took up all lanes.

[Colum Tyrrell]

So you had to wait until it was clear. I had to wait before you could move at all.

[Black Lou]

I didn't they didn't even have it

[Colum Tyrrell]

off to the side.

[Black Lou]

No, they. They came up pretty quick though. They did a good job. They came up with one of those trucks and just dragged them to the side and then cleared the highway. So, yeah, it sucked. But your pep talk helped.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

Thank you. It was a nice one.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We thought maybe you would hear what we were saying before the show, before you got here, but we realize I always forget that you don't really listen to the product of Sirius xm.

[Black Lou]

Oh, I do, I do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's just a bit expensive, right?

[Black Lou]

I do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right?

[Black Lou]

It's a bit expensive.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In today's world, content's free, right?

[Colum Tyrrell]

If you tell them that.

[Black Lou]

If you tell them a month is a little.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It adds up over the year, right?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah. If you tell them it's too expensive, they will give you a deal. If you tell them you're gonna leave for that. If you go. If you go. I can't. I'm gonna cancel. They'll go. Well, hang on, hang on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How about I give you the next 90 days?

[Black Lou]

I can't believe I still pay for it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And do you know. And you have it.

[Black Lou]

I have it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

So you just chose not to listen to the show you're on?

[Black Lou]

No, because by the time she's texting me, I was here. I was walking over.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Okay.

[Producer Douglas]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To the time I was walking in at like an 18 wheeler was parking outside and just ran over like a divider, like one of those, like outside one of the hotels, like metal divided. He just ran, right? Just drove over.

[Black Lou]

This terrifies me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And, and it. And it burst the tire because the thing spiked up and the tire went. And all these, all these women were like, ah, like jumped on the ground.

[Black Lou]

I'm just waiting for like that like that to happen like terrorists. But this guy was everything is terrorism to me now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it was.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Bobby's ready for an active shooter because of that one. Yeah, active. Are we sure this is terrorism yet in Austin?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, he was wearing a I heart Iran shirt or something crazy.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, he did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They had some. I'm a terrorist. Don't read into it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

You thought that bar was a bullpen for kill Tony,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

the guy who followed,

[Colum Tyrrell]

now there's no show. It's the guy who fought Lewis. He's come back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All the comics are jumping in front of the bullets hoping paralyze me.

[Colum Tyrrell]

He wants another taste.

[Black Lou]

What if Jacob comes back with a bloody lip and a black eye but with ti.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I forgot what he went to do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What if they keep him?

[Black Lou]

He made him do blood in Blood out to get ti. In here. Ah, you can have me, but you gotta run through my gauntlet.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, it's his Property of Allah. That doesn't mean he loves Iraq.

[Black Lou]

That does.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, that could be he went to jail for 15 minutes.

[Black Lou]

Property of Allah is not a good thing. The last thing you want to hear is Allah when someone has a gun shooting into a crowd.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Well, we're all property of Allah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What would you like to hear? What? Someone has a gun shooting into a crowd.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I'll tell you what. Someone pulls out a gun, I'll tell you what's very close.

[Black Lou]

You left this son of a bitch woke assholes.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I'll tell you what I. I'll tell you what's very close to Allah that I would like to hear. When someone pulls out a gun, viola. They go, voila. And then they shoot like a flower.

[Black Lou]

I would actually like to hear, ta da. And the gun disappears and turns into a rabbit. But a fully cooked rabbit.

[Colum Tyrrell]

What if that was his defense in court? He goes, well, I'm a magician. I'm just not good yet. That gun was actually supposed to turn into a rabbit.

[Black Lou]

All the bullets were supposed to actually turn into flowers as they hit people's chests.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, I was supposed to load real bullets. And then you would see the bullets turned into flowers. But it turns out I don't have magic powers.

[Black Lou]

All the people that were supposed to show up didn't show up. Those were real people. Jacob's. Jacob's out there trying right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's doing a little, little, Little dance for these.

[Black Lou]

He's getting blacked up. Black Lou went out with him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's dabbing them up.

[Colum Tyrrell]

It's a radio program.

[Black Lou]

You think black. You think Black Lou blacked it up. You think he's out there. He turned his hat sideways.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I like the idea that Jacob out there and he goes, what? It is blood.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, jb.

[Colum Tyrrell]

JB here. Oh, that's something I'd like you to be involved in very much, though.

[Black Lou]

Gay sex?

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, the way that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Whoa, there he is.

[Black Lou]

Oh, both of them have sad faces.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No dice.

[Black Lou]

Oh, wow, Here we go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow.

[Producer Douglas]

A little too long to debate. He just left. We just missed him or else he would have come in.

[Black Lou]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what he said. He goes, I would have. I gotta go to. I gotta. Let me tell you, next time he

[Colum Tyrrell]

goes, look, I'm gonna tell you why I might be able to come in. Because I like comedy. I do comedy now. And it's like. I'll tell you why. The point I come in I'm gonna tell you why. It's a good reason for me to come on and do your show. Ti. We have to go. Ti. We have to go. Oh, sorry. I gotta get out of here now.

[Black Lou]

Huh?

[Colum Tyrrell]

I got a story to start.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We had 30 guys story to never finish somewhere else.

[Black Lou]

They. They wouldn't have fit in the studio as many dudes. Usually it's like five or six. It was a double Wu Tang.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I would have enjoyed like a little posse, a little entourage, a little.

[Producer Douglas]

Well, we put in. He's gonna come on. I believe there. He will come on.

[Black Lou]

What?

[Colum Tyrrell]

What?

[Black Lou]

Well, we don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We don't want to.

[Black Lou]

We don't have time to Google us.

[Colum Tyrrell]

What the you doing? I was about to just show column and trash his comedy again.

[Producer Douglas]

Yeah, I told the Liam that. He goes. I know because you do that with everyone. But they have. It's a love affair once they come on. They love you.

[Colum Tyrrell]

It is a love affair once they come on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you. Did this happen?

[Producer Douglas]

Yeah, we love.

[Black Lou]

We love Ti. We don't love Ti the comedian.

[Colum Tyrrell]

What you know about that? What you know about that? I' ma tell you.

[Black Lou]

I do love all his songs.

[Producer Douglas]

Name me one guest that came on. You didn't completely trash the director of not her.

[Black Lou]

Edie Falco.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Edie Falco.

[Black Lou]

We're not going to trash Kelly Clarkson. At least I won't.

[Colum Tyrrell]

What?

[Producer Douglas]

Sure.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Well, sure.

[Producer Douglas]

She's a Brett Michaels.

[Colum Tyrrell]

She's a heavyset lady.

[Black Lou]

Stop it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, she's not Brett Michaels. We did. Yeah, but that. That's how that played out for us. He hates our guts now.

[Producer Douglas]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Colum Tyrrell]

No.

[Producer Douglas]

He was going to take Lou to

[Colum Tyrrell]

a Met game and he never did. You know why? Because when he left, his manager listened to the whole show. Who? The manager said right in the lobby, those guys are not your friends. That was a quote we heard.

[Producer Douglas]

Really?

[Black Lou]

But we are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was he getting involved for they're not your friends.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Well, because we did trash Bret Michaels and then did the same things we did here. They went and got him and then they played and he came in. No, no, no. He came in and we had a blast. He was a sweetheart, great guy, fun time, fun talk. And then he left. And as soon as he leaves. Because he wasn't here before, his manager had listened to the whole show at this point and said, those guys aren't your friends.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And he made promises to play sports with all of us.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you think. You think. You heard his feelings? You think he got hurt?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because you think he Thought he made them. He's like, those guys are the coolest people I've ever met.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Soder said that he couldn't come in because he was having. He's in the fishbowl having his hair and bandana lowered down like Darth Vader's helmet onto his head. I think that got him.

[Black Lou]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I think it's a guy who I believe is bald that got him.

[Black Lou]

Oh, 100%.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah. He's bald.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. But we didn't really. We. We were talking about t. What if he comes in and he wants to talk about how good his comedy special,

[Colum Tyrrell]

but we don't have enough time now because he never gets to it.

[Producer Douglas]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

We only have an hour left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you think he's. What do you think he's gonna. What do you guys think about this bit now?

[Producer Douglas]

This.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Oh, good. I've been looking for some honest critique.

[Black Lou]

We're gonna have to do some.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

One pro to another.

[Black Lou]

We're gonna have to watch it and take. Get at least one or two. Two bits that we like. So we can bring those.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Absolutely, yeah. Still my favorite.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Be tripping.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Still the best. Still the best. Still the best celebrity doing comedy moment that I saw was David Tell's reaction when he was on stage at the Cellar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And the piano was still there. And John Mayer had bumped the show back and gone on and did his thing. And then he came down the Watch a tell John Mayer. And then he started breaking John Mayer's balls a little bit. You know, he's like making jokes about him. And John Mayer eventually just goes. He goes, come on. He goes, come on, Dave. We're all just comics here. And it Tell started punching the piano keys. And he goes, really? And then he points. He goes, how long was your. Really.

[Black Lou]

I'm so glad John Mayer got out of his comic phase.

[Colum Tyrrell]

It was a phase.

[Black Lou]

Oh, it was a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He still got his head shot up at this right before you go on stage. It's him.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Of course they do.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. I wonder who's like, what. What real comic did they take off

[Colum Tyrrell]

thing to do. Yeah. Jeff Dunham. I love. That was my favorite. Those old. They should leave some of those old headshots up there. The old, old ones. Because when I was getting intimidated by the room when I first got in there, and I was, like, on a nightly basis for, like, the first week or two, and I was like, fuck, I'm not having great sets, and I'm just, like, panicking when I go up and. And then I was up there. It was A. It was Frankie Pace and Mark Weiner. And Mark Weiner has his puppets and his eyes are crossed and Frankie Pace is pulling on his, like, side hair like Danny DeVito. And I was like, you know what? These motherfuckers worked here. And they definitely are terrible.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. Then you pass by Colin Louis, right?

[Colum Tyrrell]

But right next to them, Frankie Pays or whatever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got some guy with the mic to his head like, oh, yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Even William Stevenson with a little caution tape over his mouth while he's peeking in. He's peeking in from the side of the picture.

[Black Lou]

Did you ever see him do comedy in Washington Square Park?

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, before my time I did.

[Black Lou]

He was doing it while he was hosting at the Cellar.

[Colum Tyrrell]

He was an old man, though.

[Black Lou]

Not. Not at the end, but while he was hosting at the Cellar. He would go in the afternoon to the park with a five gallon bucket. I walked through one day, I was hanging out with him the night before he was hosting the show and he was like, hey, you guys want a show? Gather around.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who used to be a black comic, did it right? Died of AIDS or something. Charlie.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Charlie Barnett.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Charlie Barnett. He was good though, right?

[Colum Tyrrell]

No, I don't know.

[Black Lou]

He was. He was good at that. Did you know he was good at the park? I came in right after him. He was good at the parks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You wait until the AIDS was gone.

[Black Lou]

No, then I hooked up with Norton and it was right back.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Yeah, he was the guy that was the. The famous. He got snl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And then he couldn't read.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He couldn't read.

[Colum Tyrrell]

So. So that Eddie Murphy got the job. Yeah, yeah. So weird.

[Black Lou]

He was good in D.C. cab, though.

[Colum Tyrrell]

He was. What was his thing? But do we have any Charlie Barnett comedy?

[Black Lou]

It was ridiculous.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've seen him on the.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Because he.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's definitely footage of him at the park and he's going. Age of people walk like this. He's scurrying around the park and he has a crowd of 200 people go, Whoa, it's 1992.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Everything's better.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was. He was good. He was in a hurry.

[Black Lou]

He was park good. He wasn't club good. He's like, this is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is a fucking huge. Yeah, this is myself.

[Black Lou]

Yeah, he used to make a lot of money too.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is like, let me see.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Turn it up.

[Park Comedian]

We got a nice white kids.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Get time out.

[Park Comedian]

I love a New York audience. I mean, look at this crowd. We're in the Village. I love the Village. We got a nice mixed crowd. I mean, look what we got. We got white folks, we got Black folks. We got Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans, Puerto Ricans.

[Black Lou]

Ah, shit.

[Park Comedian]

We got a lot of fucking Puerto Ricans. But I'm not gonna fuck with the Puerto Ricans, man. Cause y' all born with knives. You'll cut me up, and I won't even know what you're saying. Meet a me, casino. And when you finish, you go, que pasa, bro?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Ah.

[Park Comedian]

Cause I got into a fight with

[Black Lou]

a Puerto Rican kid.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Park.

[Black Lou]

This is why I don't. He's good. He's good at the park. If you.

[Colum Tyrrell]

He's screaming, Jesus Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just half the battle is just.

[Black Lou]

I don't like watching people who I've heard are great, and then we finally watch them 20 years later, and you're like, ah, this guy sucked.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I assumed there would be, like, a mic and an amp. I didn't know he was just screamed to the park. Could you imagine. Could you imagine if someone did, like, Tom Cotter or, like, you know, Kathleen Madigan or that kind of like. Or even, like, Schumer? Like that. Like the Wendy Liebman little guy humor. You have to do it, you know, like, to drive it. Almost like the play on words, you know what I mean? It's like, I like on the first date when a guy pays for sex. You know what I mean? That's like a joke.

[Black Lou]

I think that's exactly what you hear. Just the sparrows chirping. Yeah.

[Colum Tyrrell]

It's like you have to. Like, the misdirection doesn't work at all. So finally I says to.

[Park Comedian]

I said, mom just calls my landlord.

[Black Lou]

He wasn't at 12.

[Colum Tyrrell]

He was in an episode of TJ Hooker.

[Black Lou]

What do you think he played in that episode?

[Colum Tyrrell]

What?

[Black Lou]

What do you think he played in that episode? What if all his roles are cab drivers?

[Colum Tyrrell]

Six episodes. Miami Vice. Did you know that? Oh, that's right.

[Producer Douglas]

He's Noogie Lamont.

[Black Lou]

Oh, easy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jesus Christ. It's not 90. 94.

[Black Lou]

You're a TI for five seconds.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I know Nuggie.

[Black Lou]

He's my favorite noogie.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Six episodes.

[Producer Douglas]

Sonny called him.

[Black Lou]

Yeah.

[Producer Douglas]

I feel like I've earned the right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I get it.

[Colum Tyrrell]

What was he, a little annoying sidekick guy? He was an informant, probably.

[Producer Douglas]

He was an informant.

[Colum Tyrrell]

That would be my guess. He seems like the guy's slick.

[Producer Douglas]

Slick.

[Colum Tyrrell]

So he could. How was he able to do that if he wasn't able to read? They just, like, fed him what they need to feed him. Yeah. Memorize his lines. Just smile.

[Black Lou]

Soul food.

[Colum Tyrrell]

And also soul food. Yeah, yeah. Catfish, I think. Oh, Great.

[Producer Douglas]

Miami Vice. I gotta.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Let's.

[Black Lou]

Let's hear this. Let's see. Let's see this last. We gotta see really quick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We gotta see how these Japanese

[Black Lou]

Colin build it up so much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I. I came in. He's one of the. One of the best top five park comics of all time.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Now he's gonna go. Now you want to see how. You want to see how HB Walking work? I'm gonna show you. Now you want to find out? Gather around. Let me see your purse first.

[Black Lou]

William Stevens had less energy than this.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I know what the. William Stevenson. I know. He's like, oh, he's. No way. He was yelling like arty. But Chappelle also famously did this.

[Black Lou]

Yeah, he did, but he did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He did it with a mic.

[Colum Tyrrell]

I think he had a microphone.

[Black Lou]

Yeah, he did. Yeah, but he did it for one day. And then Barry Katz took him to stardom.

[Colum Tyrrell]

There you go.

[Black Lou]

And I think he was a millionaire.

[Colum Tyrrell]

Nice. That's good. At least it worked out. We're hanging out with column Tyrrell. He's going to be at the Riot River Wall Comedy Club in San Antonio this weekend. After that, New Brunswick, New Jersey, Phoenix, Arizona, Columbus, Ohio, Knoxville, Tennessee, and so much more. For tickets and all tour dates, column Tyrrell, T Y R R E l l column terrell.com and check out the Cockfight podcast with column Terrell and Lev Fur, available wherever you listen to podcasts. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.

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[Colum Tyrrell]

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