Pay It Forward w/Andy Haynes & Mike Cannon

Summary

Episode Title: Pay It Forward w/ Andy Haynes & Mike Cannon
Podcast: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Release Date: May 7, 2025

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Introduction and Guest Introduction

In this engaging episode of The Bonfire, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, along with co-host Christine Evans and Dan Soder, warmly welcome their special guests, Andy Haynes and Mike Cannon. The guests are introduced as the minds behind the new podcast Beautiful Boys, which promises a blend of humor and candid conversations. The hosts set a relaxed and comedic tone right from the start, evident when Dan jokes, "I trust you guys took the acid we provided. It's tripping Tuesdays on the bonfire." (01:19)

Fashion Fiascos and Personal Style

The conversation swiftly turns to the topic of fashion, particularly the practicality and style of wearing turtlenecks. The hosts share humorous anecdotes about their experiences and preferences. Big Jay reminisces about his high school days, saying, "Maybe high school basketball. I was big into the Nick Lachey. Like high turtleneck sweaters on game day." (02:33) The discussion highlights the challenges of personal style, especially when it comes to fitting in at various social events.

Adventures in Gay Bathhouses

A significant portion of the episode delves into the comedic yet awkward experiences of visiting gay bathhouses. Mike Cannon shares his unintended visit on a gay night, leading to a series of humorous and uncomfortable encounters. He recounts, "I went in and I was like, I'm a liberal. Like, I don't have a problem with these guys being gay... And then I was like, I got it." (12:19) This segment is filled with relatable humor and candid stories that highlight the complexities of navigating such social spaces.

Navigating Sexual Identity and Public Perception

The hosts and guests engage in a lively discussion about societal perceptions of sexuality, especially within the hip-hop community. Dan Soder humorously remarks, "We all know what our own smells like," emphasizing the personal nature of identity. This conversation touches on the stereotypes and misconceptions that often surround sexual identity, adding depth to the episode’s humor.

Funny and Awkward Encounters at Gigs

Christine Evans shares her experiences of performing at gigs, highlighting the unpredictable nature of live comedy. She humorously describes a particularly rough night: "I was pulling up the plane's nose for 25 minutes just trying to get off on a joke. I finally got off on a ha, ha. And I go, give it up for Jim Norton. He goes out, murders murders." (31:05) This story underscores the challenges comedians face while keeping their performances engaging and audience-friendly.

Promotions and Future Events

Towards the end of the episode, Andy Haynes and Mike Cannon promote their Beautiful Boys podcast and upcoming events. Mike mentions his performance in Poughkeepsie, encouraging listeners to check out his shows. Additionally, Andy highlights his special character Gramercy, available at iamandyhaines.com. These promotions are seamlessly integrated into the conversation, providing listeners with actionable information without disrupting the flow.

Humorous Banter and Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with the hosts and guests engaging in their trademark humorous banter. Discussions about friendships, personal lives, and the quirks of social interactions continue to entertain listeners until the very end. Big Jay quips, "That's paying it forward, like you said," tying back to the episode's theme and leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and laughter. (39:00)

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Notable Quotes

• Dan Soder: "I trust you guys took the acid we provided. It's tripping Tuesdays on the bonfire." [01:19]

• Big Jay Oakerson: "Maybe high school basketball. I was big into the Nick Lachey. Like high turtleneck sweaters on game day." [02:33]

• Christine Evans: "I was pulling up the plane's nose for 25 minutes just trying to get off on a joke. I finally got off on a ha, ha." [31:05]

• Big Jay Oakerson: "The Bradford pear tree. That's the jizz tree." [17:05]

• Dan Soder: "We all know what our own smells like." [17:22]

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Conclusion

The "Pay It Forward" episode of The Bonfire masterfully blends humor with insightful discussions, offering listeners a memorable experience filled with laughter and relatable stories. From tackling personal style faux pas to navigating the complexities of social interactions within the LGBTQ+ community, the hosts and guests provide a candid and entertaining dialogue. Whether you're a regular listener or new to the show, this episode promises both amusement and genuine conversation, staying true to The Bonfire's reputation for unfiltered honesty and blunt humor.

Transcript

[Dan Soder]

Tonight.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right.

[Christine Evans]

For Ms. Pat.

[Dan Soder]

Ms. Pat settles it. It's all new.

[Christine Evans]

I want to serve up some justice. Back with outrageous new cases.

[Dan Soder]

I was trying to be built like a Barbie, but I'm built like Barney.

[Christine Evans]

Back with her celebrity jurors. I love this corset.

[Dan Soder]

And back with signature clapbacks. Thank you fornight.

[Christine Evans]

Prince Ali, you ain't Aladdin.

[Dan Soder]

Ms. Pat settles it.

[Christine Evans]

All new tonight at 10 on BET.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Christine Evans]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Dan Soder]

I trust you guys took the acid we provided. It's tripping Tuesdays on the bonfire. Bobby Kelly's back in the game. Yeah, he only does psychedelics.

[Christine Evans]

What's happening, man? Where's my sunglasses?

[Dan Soder]

Only psychotropics is only gets.

[Christine Evans]

I don't want any.

[Dan Soder]

No. No booze or coke.

[Christine Evans]

I don't want any. And to see me like this. Don't look at me, Mike. You can look at me, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like looking at you.

[Christine Evans]

I like looking at you too, you gorgeous little man.

[Dan Soder]

Our guests have a new podcast called Beautiful Boys, available wherever you listen to podcasts. It's the hilarious Andy Haynes and Mike Cannon joining us.

[Christine Evans]

Wow.

[Dan Soder]

What's up, you beautiful boys?

[Christine Evans]

What's up, buddy?

[Mike Cannon]

Hey, how you guys doing?

[Dan Soder]

You guys may have the best promo pictures for any show in podcasting right now. To break the turtlenecks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we did it in JCPenney at the jersey City Mall.

[Christine Evans]

Did you return the shirts after you were done?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I have it in my drawer.

[Dan Soder]

You gotta keep those. Those are forever now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You never know when you need a costume.

[Dan Soder]

You know it's true. A turtleneck. Whenever you need a turtleneck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't know.

[Christine Evans]

You never know when your friend's gonna invite you to a weird party and tell you you can't dress normal. Hello. Don't mention it. I know. Shut up. That's fantastic.

[Dan Soder]

Dude, when's the last time you unironically wore a turtleneck?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe high school basketball. I was big into the Nick Lachey. Like high turtleneck sweaters.

[Dan Soder]

Sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

On game day. You had to dress up.

[Dan Soder]

So I would wear those turtleneck under the sweater.

[Mike Cannon]

I always wanted to do the blazer with a turtleneck.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, but you guys have long necks. Like, thin. Like, I can never wear a turtleneck because I just look like it makes my head fatter.

[Mike Cannon]

Like fester.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, I just. I look like a little thumb coming out of.

[Dan Soder]

Stop it. I don't like when you say this by yourself. I told you. I'm going to get you what, Jon Bon Jovi blazer Glory Pocahontas necklace.

[Christine Evans]

I can't wear a Native American.

[Dan Soder]

You can. You're right.

[Mike Cannon]

You're pretty ethnically ambiguous.

[Dan Soder]

You have dysmorphia.

[Christine Evans]

I can't.

[Dan Soder]

You could totally wear Jon Bon Jovi. You kind of do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You look like the Native American from the Indian in the Cupboard.

[Christine Evans]

Buddy, let me tell you something right now. My high school yearbook photo. I am 100% Native American Indian. I have a bolo tie on and a flannel and a. And a curly mullet. I look like I'm from the Navajo tribe.

[Dan Soder]

You have to complain about your land being taken. Yeah, this was our land.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, dude, I'm actually.

[Dan Soder]

This was my land, dude.

[Christine Evans]

I'm just trying to tell my dad we have to get in the casino business. No, we should not. We should sell pelts and jewelry either side of the road.

[Dan Soder]

Dad. Dude, we should start the casino. Get in on some of that white wampum. Oh, the gay.

[Christine Evans]

What is it? The gay earring. What did that start. Did you guys remember? I don't know. You might be too young. I think you guys, the. When I came up, the earrings. If you wore it in the left, you were gay, and the right, you were straight.

[Mike Cannon]

I think it was the other way around.

[Christine Evans]

Was it the other way?

[Mike Cannon]

Yeah, because I had my left ear pierced.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, the left is cool. The right is.

[Dan Soder]

Right was gay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Queer.

[Christine Evans]

The right was gay.

[Mike Cannon]

But I got it pierced while I was sucking a guy's dick.

[Dan Soder]

So.

[Mike Cannon]

You never know.

[Dan Soder]

Throws that jaw to the left.

[Mike Cannon]

It was free at Claire's and you did that.

[Dan Soder]

So that was a mistake we all made, too, was get the mall piercing.

[Christine Evans]

I thought you meant sucking a guy's dick. No, because I.

[Dan Soder]

It wasn't a mistake for all of us.

[Christine Evans]

We all made it. We all made it in a garage with your friends trying to figure out who's going to be in the band or not.

[Dan Soder]

Man. I really. If there was any thought that Kanye west was going to put that album out about sucking his. His cousin's dick, he lost any black person that Was still with him for all of his business beliefs and crazy behavior. That's where they just checked out. They go, wait, what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's literally the first time in all of this that the hip hop community has believed in mental illness. Even Mace was like, I mean, this guy's going through it. We gotta get.

[Christine Evans]

Jay Z was like, he needs to go to therapy, man. He's the first black guy. He's the first black guy that needs therapy.

[Dan Soder]

Yo, I bought my man a dream journal so far. Yeah. I mean, that is why I saw. I've seen like three or four things on World Star hip hop of, like, rappers just being like that.

[Christine Evans]

It's funny though, because a lot of the rappers and a lot of the black community.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, I thought you were good. Oh, you started with an end. Yeah, that was crazy.

[Christine Evans]

I didn't start with an end.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, you did.

[Christine Evans]

I did.

[Mike Cannon]

It's terrifying.

[Dan Soder]

You know, a lot of the black and hip hop community, nothing gay. That's what you did. Listen back.

[Christine Evans]

I'm trying to get the blog replay. It's that Massachusetts just embreaded in me. I don't even know it was there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it was good. It softened the homophobia.

[Dan Soder]

It did, yeah. We went, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay, that's fine.

[Christine Evans]

No, but it is weird because think about all the gay stuff that's going on in the hip hop community.

[Dan Soder]

Well, Naim Ali said that last night. He was like. He goes, black people. We were watching a video of. Do you remember the Burger King Crown lunatic on the airplane that was screaming the N word. It was like a viral video like a year or two ago. And no, we were saying mental. And I was like, you see all the black people on the plane, Even though he's screaming the N word at this black lady, Most of the black people there and guys and girls, not even that they're afraid of the guy. They're just like, can they deal with this so we can get moving on this plane? Like, no one cares. And he was like, black people don't give a shit about the N word being yelled at no more. It was like, all the rappers are gay. There's so much going on, every angle. It was so funny the way he just said he's all the rappers are gay now. That was the funniest at that last whatever. One of the BET Awards or something at Lil Nas X performed. And at the end of it, it was one of the performances. His, like, wiener fell out at one point. He's like, oops. And had to cover It. And the other one just ended with him just French kissing a guy hard. And then it goes. When we come back to the whatever awards, you know, whoever's performing, and he just go, like. You just see, like, the Little Waynes in Met Man's in the audience. Like, well, everyone's like. They're just kind of like, I guess, man. Like, just. Their faces are just like, all right.

[Christine Evans]

Oh, man. It's just. Look, I'm. Whatever you want to do.

[Dan Soder]

We're gonna go to commercial.

[Christine Evans]

It's just. That is nuts.

[Dan Soder]

Play the two minutes. This isn't the. This is a. Oh, it's entertainment. I got you. I got you.

[Christine Evans]

It's nuts, dude.

[Dan Soder]

But, yeah, it's so. I mean, right afterwards, these go. Let me come back. And just, like. Just happened to get as, like, Method man or. Or a little way. It was like a couple, like, older school guys that were just like, I guess this is music, you know, it's like just watching. Becoming Old man in real time. Like, I don't understand music anymore. Clearly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's like the black version of that Borat mma, right? And he starts making out with somebody.

[Dan Soder]

I mean, yeah.

[Christine Evans]

Really?

[Dan Soder]

It was like. Like a joke at the end. What was it? Snl. One of them is Wiener. Just completely popped out. He just covered it with his hands. He's like, oops. And you're just like. Everyone's watching. Like, what do you do? Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's hoping for, like. That's hoping for some sort of reaction to kind of boost the moment. Right. Like, he's making it. Making out is not even that salacious anymore. But if somebody were to react or freak out or controversy, it's like, that's.

[Christine Evans]

More or less like, they didn't even, like, kiss. That was, like, passion.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Christine Evans]

Which is like, another level.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that was love and basketball.

[Christine Evans]

Yes. Seeing a guy kiss another guy. I don't really care about seeing passion between two dancers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Christine Evans]

It's just like, ah, well, what was Little Nas X? Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Also that video he had where they're all. All dancing naked in the shower. Is. Is this it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

They're dancing naked in the shower, though. I mean, their dicks must have been taped up, because the kind of grind dancing they're doing, your meat would be constantly just slapping the tiles. There's no way that these guys have little dicks.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah. Not ours, but, yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Cut to that. Cut to the scene where they're. Christine, please. My favorite scene. It should be. It should be bookmarked.

[Christine Evans]

It's the only way Jay comes Man, he really.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He really leaned into the whole devil thing, huh?

[Christine Evans]

They all do. They all do devil now. It's we weird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, I think it's because of.

[Dan Soder]

Again, see if they go to the commercial.

[Christine Evans]

I mean there's so much passion in that kiss.

[Dan Soder]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, don't. Oh, it goes. That's like a.

[Christine Evans]

They pan to the audience and you just see the other rap.

[Dan Soder]

Go to the music video. Go to the music video where their dicks are bouncing off Lil Wayne.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a paper bag. He's vomiting it.

[Christine Evans]

I forget exactly who it is, but it's great. I think. Is Method man there? Yeah. Oh, no.

[Mike Cannon]

I didn't know this was gonna be the gay test episode.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Metro Ad]

Oh, that's the bonfire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, they gotta be taped for sure.

[Christine Evans]

You haven't listened to the show since Dan left. So they're probably wearing little underwear. They're blurted. Yeah, we stopped doing voices and we started doing gay stuff.

[Dan Soder]

Baby, you picked a good day to cross your legs when you sit.

[Mike Cannon]

Yeah, I'm not going to be able to stand up for a half an hour. I'm as hard as Chinese geometry right now.

[Dan Soder]

Man. Look at all. Look at all these gay guys. Super stoked to be in jail.

[Christine Evans]

That's momoa, right?

[Dan Soder]

Just went to an all gay jail. Oh, the smell in that place would not be good. But everyone's happy.

[Christine Evans]

Oh, look at this.

[Dan Soder]

Except Jack Harlo. There's like a human fleshlight in that place. Oh, man. Oh, wow.

[Christine Evans]

That's to put up his ass. It's a little hammer. That's actually a two headed dildo.

[Dan Soder]

No, man, I wasn't giving you to break out. I was to put up your ass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Him crawling through the hole is a total.

[Christine Evans]

That's actually somebody's. Dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That looks like a scene from the.

[Dan Soder]

Boys going up someone's ass. I'm in this colon now. How many gay. How many outwardly gay rappers are there now?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think like Frank Ocean and him.

[Mike Cannon]

Is that it wasn't Tyler.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh yeah. Tyler the creator. That's right. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

He doesn't buy sexual stuff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. He speaks pretty openly about having sex with dudes. Like pretty explicit.

[Dan Soder]

Christine, give our tickets back. I'm not going.

[Christine Evans]

Why? Go.

[Dan Soder]

We're going.

[Christine Evans]

Go where you pink?

[Mike Cannon]

And then there's the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, what's his tits? Gerard said to Tyler that he was like really attracted to him and in love with him and it's a very uncomfortable interview.

[Dan Soder]

I know. Oh, it's extremely uncomfortable.

[Christine Evans]

We watched it and Then he got a. Just a boy toy to come over and he sucked his.

[Dan Soder]

Sucked his toes. There's only one way to feel better about embarrassing yourself. Asking a Tyler creator to suck a rando's feet.

[Christine Evans]

Which. I'd rather watch somebody suck a penis than suck some other dude's foot. It's somehow more gay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just think it doesn't even matter. Dude, woman, Whatevs. In that situation, if you're, like, calling over a person that's been hoofing it all day, you've never met them before, and then you ask them to inject their toes into your open, wet mouth, that. That, to me, seems like kind of odd behavior.

[Dan Soder]

You're asking for it either way. I agree. Man or a woman. But this. Just because we are straight men, it does hit a little harder that it's just sucking on a guy's foot.

[Mike Cannon]

I went to a gay bath house accidentally. That was kind of a. That was. I swear, Mike's. Mike's been there with me.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah. Wow. I did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went after hours.

[Christine Evans]

Now, your promo pick makes a lot of sense. Yeah.

[Mike Cannon]

That was the most homoerotic thing I've ever done. Mike was so.

[Christine Evans]

Suck Mike off on a ba. Bath.

[Mike Cannon]

No, it was so. He was so hot. His crotch was, like, radiating heat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But we took those pictures. I have a real. I have a real warm center.

[Christine Evans]

So you went. You. You went to where you went.

[Dan Soder]

You know the place guys got a hot core.

[Mike Cannon]

The Russian Turkish bath?

[Christine Evans]

Yes. You went on the wrong day.

[Mike Cannon]

I went on the wrong day. And I clocked it pretty early, but I was like, I paid the money already, so I was like, maybe I can weather this. And then I, like, got in there and I was like, it's getting pretty gay. Like, it was like I was walking towards the gay son. And I was like, I'm a liberal. Like, I don't have a problem with these guys being gay. And then I went in the steam room, and they were just fully fucking. And I was like, I got it.

[Christine Evans]

They were what?

[Mike Cannon]

Fucking.

[Christine Evans]

Oh, they fuck. Yeah. In their butts in the steam room.

[Mike Cannon]

Wet, blowing, slapping.

[Dan Soder]

No, save your spit. This thing's already damp.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's got to be the ideal spot, right, buddy?

[Christine Evans]

You should have just sat down and enjoyed the show.

[Mike Cannon]

Dude, I did sit down.

[Dan Soder]

He was kidding, by the way.

[Christine Evans]

Kidding?

[Mike Cannon]

No, it was steamy, and so I couldn't really clock what was going on. And then I was like, I'm not going to look. I'm not going to look. And I looked over and I was like, yeah, I got to get out of here.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, because you got hard.

[Mike Cannon]

That too. I was me. I had to get out of there.

[Dan Soder]

Do you even have to look? I feel you hear like no one's butt silent. No, the guy getting it at very least going.

[Christine Evans]

Like a cartoon, like Bugs Bunny, like falling down the stairs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

At the minimum, he's doing 10 push ups.

[Christine Evans]

Here's the thing though. So you go into. You go into the steam room because I've been there on co ed day. Which is just. It's. It's kind of. It's not uncomfortable. But they. They brought a girl in and the Russian guys who give the leaf massages brought this smoking hot blonde and she came in in a bikini and they just beat the bikini off of her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine Evans]

And it just came off and she was just topless. And it was just me and a bunch of other guys looking over our brows at this girl getting a massage, trying not to be perverse and trying not to fill up. And I was like, I gotta get out of here because it's getting too. It's getting too weird. Like some. Some weird assault is about to happen.

[Dan Soder]

I don't wanna be. I wouldn't. Ari Shafir would ask me all the time to go to the gay bathhouse. I guess not on gay night. But even if there's a gay night and then the other times of the week you can go and it's not gay, there's still remnants of gay has to be there. Right. Like load everywhere, I assume.

[Mike Cannon]

I think Thursday's gay day. So you're not gonna want to go back till Sunday at least.

[Dan Soder]

You know, let the chlorine do what the chlorine do.

[Christine Evans]

Then you go into the baths.

[Mike Cannon]

Yeah.

[Christine Evans]

Which is. You know, that's nuts too, because you're going right from there.

[Dan Soder]

That's the gay final, boss.

[Christine Evans]

Into the. You're going into the bath and you just clean it. You're just cleaning it off.

[Mike Cannon]

Yeah. It's really bleachy though, that. That bath.

[Christine Evans]

I don't know if it's that bleachy.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Christine Evans]

I don't know if it's AIDS bleachy.

[Dan Soder]

Doesn't it suck that the best way to clean come that would make you feel the most comfortable is if I use bleach ironically. Come smells like bleach.

[Christine Evans]

Or you could use your mouth.

[Dan Soder]

What a conundrum. Yeah, I guess you could just slurp it all up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, have you guys talked about it? But. Tis the season. It is come plant season.

[Christine Evans]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like right now, do you know that come plant in the suburbs especially. But outside of the city there's a certain plant that literally smells like you came in your nose.

[Christine Evans]

It's a come tre. I talked about this on a 10 years ago look at right. Remember that?

[Dan Soder]

Absolutely. Remember trees, dude.

[Christine Evans]

Remember where I brought. You were there when I brought in and they. I was walking, remember I was walking with Dawn. We went to a Starbucks. I walked out and I was like, she, she went to the bathroom at Starbucks and she came out and I was like, did you just suck somebody off? She's like, what? I go, I smell calm. Did you. Did you blow somebody in Starbucks? And I. And it was the, the trees in New York, the white flowered trees. I think you know, whatever they call them dog trees. But it's. It's literally the pollen. Is it dogwood some tree like that? All the white trees in New York right now smell like jizz.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They smell like a hotel towel on something.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah. And they took all the. They. I brought that up on Oban Anthony and they got all the flowers and stuck it in my microwave thing and I was sitting there turning it. I was like. And it just. Disgusting. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

That's such a weird thing. That's a great excuse though, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Like why do you smell like Cummings trees?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Babe, it's the trees.

[Christine Evans]

There it is right there it is. That's it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Bradford pear tree.

[Dan Soder]

Unpleasant odor, rotting fish or body odor.

[Christine Evans]

That's the jizz tree right there. That's the jizz tree.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I don't get rotting fish from it but it is like, you know, it's a very specific smell. Come is like, oh, it's so funny. Miss it.

[Christine Evans]

We know exactly what cum smells like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We've all accidentally hit ourselves too close.

[Christine Evans]

To the nostril or well sipped out of our thing.

[Dan Soder]

We all know what our own smells like.

[Mike Cannon]

Let's do a test.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. We only know what our own cum smells.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not Jim Pepsi challenge.

[Dan Soder]

I think it's time we all come in a different dish, take a smell and see if we can figure out which one's ours.

[Christine Evans]

I would love to do that right now. We have chips.

[Dan Soder]

We could dip and go.

[Christine Evans]

We can get sun chips and dip them like salsa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like that.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can also do it like ketamine and just put it on a plate, stick it in the microwave, it comes out in a powder. Then you chop it up and do a line of your own.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. These.

[Christine Evans]

It's so funny. Now can I ask you a question?

[Dan Soder]

The collary pear virus was so. Smells like Semen so, so detailed.

[Christine Evans]

There's no. It doesn't say gay night. It's just men only. Yeah, that's. Now, could you go in, Andy? Yeah. If you could have weathered the storm, could you have went in there? Does a guy and not. They're not bothering you, right? Do they know that you're. No, but the.

[Mike Cannon]

Like the steam room specifically, I think it was kind of like a. Like a. If you're in there, you're probably participating.

[Christine Evans]

The sauna or the steam room?

[Mike Cannon]

Steam room.

[Christine Evans]

So the steam room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well then wet droplets everywhere.

[Dan Soder]

And I didn't really toe aids for sure. At least you at least got foot aids.

[Mike Cannon]

I take foot prep now.

[Dan Soder]

That's good. Hey, that's very mature.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His big toe is just the size of his pinky toe.

[Dan Soder]

Now some people would just ignore it and act like it's not happening, but you've addressed the issue.

[Mike Cannon]

I want to be safe.

[Dan Soder]

That's good.

[Christine Evans]

It's better than the sauna is better than. I mean the steam room's better than the sauna because the sauna is usually all wood.

[Dan Soder]

I would disagree.

[Christine Evans]

The steam room is tile, which you can clean up way easier.

[Dan Soder]

I got what you mean. You know what I mean. The smell of a steam room already is weird to me. I've never enjoyed that smell. And I feel like that mixed with the smell of butt fuck is gonna be. Is gonna over. I'd rather be maybe in hot wood than wet tile with the smell of buttfuck.

[Christine Evans]

You'd rather smell jizz cedar?

[Dan Soder]

I'd rather fuck yeah. I'd rather lick a jizz tree.

[Christine Evans]

Well, because I had a. When I lived in the dorm man building when I first moved to New York that. Remember that place with a basketball court and it was like the highest tech gym I've ever been to. It had a fingerprint print recognition before that was even available. 24 hour basketball.

[Dan Soder]

Rogan has that on his closets.

[Christine Evans]

Well, Matt. Yeah, but he has that on his guns.

[Dan Soder]

That for everything. Yobo.

[Christine Evans]

But they had this amazing gym and they had a steam. A sauna. And I was like, oh God. And I remember I would go into the sauna. I'd go work on it. Going to the sauna. And then one day I just came down. It was shut off, closed forever. Because they. People kept going in there and just guys in the building would go down to the sauna in the middle of the night and just fuck each other in the sauna and not even know each other. It was just a hookup.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think that's important though, to have that's a resource. Just like there's a gym, little safe spot for just dudes, frustrated dudes in the building, cork on each other.

[Dan Soder]

But that's how the Jeffrey Dahmers find their victims in those worlds also when it's pushed off.

[Christine Evans]

I did live in the building with Jim Norton. I wonder if he was a culprit. Yeah, we caught this guy. He kept trying to blow everybody that went in the sauna.

[Dan Soder]

Is Jim Norton? Is Jim Norton the answer? If you had a friend. Have you ever had a question? If you have one friend you would find out has killed somebody but you don't know about it. What friend do you think that would be?

[Christine Evans]

Oh, it would probably be Rich Voss.

[Dan Soder]

You think Rich Voss possibly killed somebody?

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, because he was around when people. You could just shoot somebody and not go to jail.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, the old West.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Understood.

[Christine Evans]

Well, you're looking to me fun. A stranger.

[Dan Soder]

Have you ever killed a guy Rich? You ever killed someone rich? He goes, are you counting Doles? I get involved in a few Doles.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Before spit was identifiable. DNA.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, right. I found gold in the hills.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mine's Feeny for sure. He's got bodies.

[Dan Soder]

There might just be some dark thing in his past.

[Christine Evans]

You know what, dude? That is Feeny definitely is too put together on the outside visually.

[Dan Soder]

And he tries total metal head too underneath all that, but. Yeah, but looks like he never dressed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The part of that simmering rage.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, he looks simmering. If you saw him running down the street naked from a fucking rape death, you'd be like, oh my God, I get it. Like if he's just running down the.

[Dan Soder]

Street that night, just a woman's bloody handprints all over.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, yeah. Which is his wing?

[Mike Cannon]

Wong flapping Mike Feeney, the Gilgo beach murderer.

[Christine Evans]

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[Christine Evans]

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[Mike Cannon]

I did try to murder somebody. No, I was going to try to hit them up to ask for a refund.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, that's good.

[Mike Cannon]

Because I was. I was just in there for like 15 minutes and I was like, you didn't even come.

[Christine Evans]

You know, come. You know why you can't come.

[Mike Cannon]

But I was going to be like, you know why?

[Christine Evans]

Because you know, suck dick. Why you come along day. It's not my fault you don't suck dick. You look like you suck a dick.

[Dan Soder]

What? Fuck Night.

[Christine Evans]

We should all go there and ruin. We should all go. We should get like 10 of us to go on gay day and just ruin it.

[Dan Soder]

No, let's ruin it. Let's see if we. If they enjoy. We'll get in the circles around them when they start and just like, yes. Like in rhythm.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christine Evans]

Like, like, like the J. Hud.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Yes. We sent them down the gauntlet.

[Christine Evans]

We sent him down the gauntlet. Go, go. Go, Jeremy.

[Dan Soder]

Go, Jeremy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was thinking like a dog fighting ring. Like, almost. Michael. Michael Vick's Bad News Kennels. Gay dudes.

[Dan Soder]

We'll wave money. We'll wave money around them like this.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, but the thing was, we did that. One of us would want to get in our ducks. Our dick sucked. See, one of us would just be like, hey, dude, just relax.

[Dan Soder]

Another. Promise. You don't want to be the person when we all leave the steam room, the last person who looks back one more time. Hey, what'd you look back for?

[Christine Evans]

I forgot my watch.

[Dan Soder]

No, no. I thought. No, no, I just. You did it again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Left.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Christine Evans]

Hey, real quick, guys. I think I left my iPhone in there. I'll be right back. I gotta grab. You want us to come? Nah, nah, I got.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll meet you at the diner.

[Dan Soder]

Or the guy who stays a little behind us, tell the guys. He goes, we're just around, man. We're just playing around, you guys. We don't think anything's weird here. Yes. You guys look here. And we got a good time here.

[Christine Evans]

Here's the right thing. Here's if you're not gay. Oh, you're. You know, you go in there to be big.

[Dan Soder]

If.

[Christine Evans]

If you. If you. If. But if, like, if you were like, hey, man, I'm gonna go down there and check this out. And then you. You're in a steam room, and then you. You around with somebody, and then you look over and I buy some. Buy something like Cannon going, yo, dude, I'd be like. I'd be like, dude, I'll suck your dick if you keep it. Just keep it quiet.

[Dan Soder]

Bump into somebody and you both have to explain you came on the wrong day. No, no, no. I thought it was. I had last year's calendar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got my Thursdays and Tuesdays mixed.

[Christine Evans]

It'd be so embarrassing if you did meet somebody you knew that you didn't know was gay. And they were just getting. If you. If they just noticed you, they're getting railed from behind. And then they look over and they're like, andy, they're just casual. Hey, hey.

[Dan Soder]

First thing I would do on gay night, Go in. Take a. In the woman's locker room. A stretched leg. Real throne. Real throne shit. No one's bothering me in there. Although a million years ago, I always said that was the most I've ever had to go to the bathroom. Didn't get to go. And it went away completely. Was driving down west side highways. Me and Kevin Hart in my Saturn. We're driving up the west side highway to a gig. And I just had to go to the bathroom so bad. And I just pulled over. I'm going to this bar. It was a bar on the west side Highway. I just pulled over on the side of the highway and I went in. And I saw dudes, like, male strippers on stage, but almost like Chippendales kind of looking. And I walked in and I was like, oh, great. But I was like, hey, can I use your bathroom real quick? And they were like, yeah, yeah, it's in the back. So I went in the back into the men's room. Men's room's only one stall. And it was. It said, out of order on the actual. It was a. It was a urinal and a stall. The stall said out of order. But I was like, I don't care if this thing can flush or not. Like, I have to just go. And then I opened it. Somebody else had that idea already. Oh, Joe was blown. And I was like. So then I was walking out defeated, still having the shit pretty bad. And the guy goes. I go. He goes, did you go already? And I was like, no. I said, saddle. He goes, go in the girls room. There's no one in there. And I was like, as I'm Walking to it. I'm like, why would there be. Oh, oh. And as soon as I opened the woman's bathroom door, there was just a guy chugging cock. Another guy's cocking there. And he goes, occupied. And I just left. I didn't. And the shit pain went away, though I will say, it crawled back up.

[Mike Cannon]

I thought there was going to be somebody in there dressed like a toilet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Seat over their face.

[Dan Soder]

There you go. Excuse me, sir. They go, I'm not a person. Let's go, man.

[Christine Evans]

He has a toto tattoo on his forehead now. Why didn't you say anything? Like, guys, you gotta get out. I gotta go poop. Get out of here. Take that outside.

[Dan Soder]

They were so brazen. They didn't. They didn't react like they had been caught.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

They were like, what the are you doing in here?

[Christine Evans]

That's their spot.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, that's what. Oh, all right.

[Christine Evans]

That's where you belong.

[Dan Soder]

And then I was like. And then I went by the gun. He was like. He's like, what happened now? I go, there's people in there. And he just kind of went like, yeah, well, that's what it is. And I got back in the car and Kevin was like, that was fast. I'm like. Like, there's no point in telling you this. You're not gonna think it's funny. You're gonna think I'm gay now.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

That was the 90s, when everything was anti gay.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah. Anti gay. Yeah. Racism didn't exist.

[Dan Soder]

Racism did not exist.

[Christine Evans]

We did not like gays. I remember I was driving back with Norton from upstate New York, SUNY Delhi. You remember that?

[Dan Soder]

Sure.

[Christine Evans]

This guy Marty back.

[Dan Soder]

I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I did that gig.

[Dan Soder]

Terrible gig. Great guy.

[Christine Evans]

Guy was the greatest guy ever. Terrible gig for some people. But you never knew when it was your turn to be the terrible gig guy because I would go up. I went up with Corey Ellie once. He bombed. I went up. Killed.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, that was me, you and Coryelli.

[Christine Evans]

Right. And I went up. Killed it, by the way.

[Dan Soder]

I did okay.

[Christine Evans]

You did great.

[Dan Soder]

Coryelli did eat shit.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, He.

[Dan Soder]

And then Bobby destroyed. And then they started booking from that weekend. They started booking me to headline it. And I never did good once.

[Christine Evans]

That's what happened with me. They booked. They booked me up there with Norton, and I'm like, he's gonna eat it. I'm gonna kill. I go up first and this girl. Because it was a black school. Mainly black. Right. And I remember this girl walked in.

[Dan Soder]

No sports, though. Weird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. They did two year School, right?

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, two years ago. And I remember they. She walked by with her hair, you know, like a weird. I don't know, it said something about her hair. It was just the wrong thing. And they turned on me, dude. I was pulling up the plane's nose for 25 minutes just trying to get off on a joke. I finally got off on a ha, ha. And I go, give it up for Jim Norton. He goes out, murders, murders. I was so mad because I'm like, at least I'm gonna watch this pipsqueak just eat his dick. And they loved him. And we're driving home and I'm like, dude, I'm really hungry. I'm really sad because I pumped and it's, you know, that you need something to help you. And he goes, no, we gotta get home. I wanna get home. I go, please, just stop. He goes, no. All of a sudden, we see an adult bookstore, and he almost goes through the middle of the road and he goes, where? The cops go. I'm like, what are you doing? He goes, I wanna stop here for a second. I'm like, what? He goes in and he goes to a. He goes, not even to get a. He just goes into the peep booth.

[Dan Soder]

Nice to jerk off to a video on a screen.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah. But he. He cut. So I'm out front.

[Dan Soder]

To have to jerk your wheel to go jerk off to a video is insane.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I almost respect that ability, though, to know yourself that well and then to also be able to show up for yourself in that moment.

[Dan Soder]

For sure, to show up. But just the idea that you're like, I like. Things will be better right now if I stop everything I'm doing and jerk off publicly.

[Christine Evans]

He. He went in, came out around 15 minutes later. Angry fucking motherfuckers. I'm like, what? He goes, these fucking. This gay guy wouldn't stop knocking on my door because it's a. You know, it's a place where you go to get sucked off. Right. But he wanted to jerk off to the video or whatever. And I was just so wild that we're in the middle. I'm starving. You won't stop to get me a hamburger. McDonald's, but you'll stop to crank one out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine Evans]

And be harassed by an older gay guy in the woods of upstate New York.

[Dan Soder]

That guy would just fucking put on some fake titties. He'd have been fun. She would have opened the door and married him. Well, I asked him, get in here, you.

[Christine Evans]

We finally did. We finally did stop for McDonald's. And I was out front, I was like, dude, like, would you let a. Let me ask you a question. Would you. For like a million dollars, would you. And nobody knows you, get the money? Would you suck off a guy if he was gonna. Would you blow a guy and put it in your mouth? This is before I knew who Jim really was. And he's like, yeah, I played a. I paid a black girl 500 to shit on my chest today. Of course I'd suck a guy off for a million dollars. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Mike Cannon]

I love back when you'd say a million. $50 million, and now it's like 15k. I don't know.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. When real life gets in the way of things, like, I could actually use this money for what can probably be five minutes of work if I'm good at it.

[Christine Evans]

Buddy, if you get my driveway redone, I'll suck your dick. You can do an H VAC of 5, one of those Mitsubishi things. I'll fucking stick my finger in your ass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you good at editing reels?

[Christine Evans]

Can you get me Traction in the rhythm? Can you get me a Joe Matarise Traction?

[Dan Soder]

You saw Joe Matarize had a couple hundred thousand views on something, turned you all around.

[Christine Evans]

Well, it's just. I mean, God bless him. I'm so happy for him.

[Dan Soder]

No, you're not.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, I am.

[Dan Soder]

No, you're not.

[Christine Evans]

Yes, I am.

[Dan Soder]

It's not.

[Christine Evans]

Ask me again. Ask me again.

[Dan Soder]

Are you happy for him?

[Christine Evans]

Yes, I am.

[Dan Soder]

You don't care.

[Christine Evans]

I do care.

[Dan Soder]

No, but here's the thing. I think it's great. All you're doing is wondering how out of nowhere, right when he doesn't have that many followers.

[Christine Evans]

15,000, 20,000.

[Dan Soder]

And he. But he's got videos, multiple videos, you say now that have hundreds of thousands of views.

[Christine Evans]

300,000.

[Dan Soder]

And I assume that would be part of one of those things that I get constantly, all day that go, hey, increase boost views on your thing by this much by paying for this much and blah, blah, blah. But you are the only person he seemed to have fooled with this.

[Christine Evans]

I'm the only person. I'm the only person that would actually blow a guy when I could just pay $50 to a company. Yeah, a lot. Good for him. I'm actually.

[Dan Soder]

I don't look at that strangely. The one right under five grand. Look at that. Look at that weird dip off. Look at that strange consistency. Starting three days ago.

[Christine Evans]

No, he's actually 23,000. 20,000.

[Dan Soder]

2036.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's doing. He's got a good body.

[Christine Evans]

He's got a Great body. He's really in shape for his age. Oh, yeah, yeah. He looks great, man. Good for him. I don't care. It's just. It's weird to me because I don't understand how the thing works, how you get this traction. And then everybody says, dude, it's the algorithm. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? Dude, it changes all the time. It's like, fuck, dude.

[Dan Soder]

Have you tried blowing a guy and see.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm up for it. You got to just maybe, huh?

[Dan Soder]

I think you're thinking too much of, like, you're going to blow the person who's going to do it. How about you just blow a guy and put that positivity out there in the world and then maybe your social situation will. I believe and I don't know. Is that what the cloud is? I think I'm talking about the cloud.

[Christine Evans]

Didn't Jay Moore do a movie about that pay forward? Isn't that how it works? Yeah, I blow him, right? And then now he's at the Lakers dynasty. I mean, what the.

[Dan Soder]

And then fortune will proverbially, metaphorically blow you.

[Christine Evans]

You.

[Dan Soder]

And you will be. Yeah, yeah. Topsy turvy.

[Christine Evans]

What a great gig to marry just a millionaire. Bill, I think, Bill, I married a Pollock from Everett. She's got like five grand in her bank. Yeah. She's got a diamond collection. I don't know if it's real for.

[Dan Soder]

Sure, but she's got scars on her fist from fights. And you respect that?

[Christine Evans]

I do respect that.

[Dan Soder]

Goddamn respect the show. She would probably beat the shit out of Christine. Christine's California girl.

[Christine Evans]

Christine's a tough girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I bet Christine scrapped in high school.

[Dan Soder]

No, she did.

[Christine Evans]

She had to have.

[Mike Cannon]

Who do you think wins, Nicole or Rosebud? I think it's Rosebud, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I think my wife beats the absolute brakes off of Rosebud.

[Dan Soder]

Wow.

[Christine Evans]

Jesus Christ.

[Mike Cannon]

Rosebud is, like, for money. I don't think she's actually been in the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Rosebud is jacked. My wife, she's teensy, too.

[Christine Evans]

Rosebud will pay somebody to assassinate his wife after the fact. There'll be no evidence.

[Dan Soder]

Blackwater shit.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, exactly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, my wife got that like, 23andMe. And her muscle is like, of the elite athlete. Like, she's just half a gorilla.

[Christine Evans]

You'd be cooking burgers out in the backyard here, and your wife would just fall in the pool.

[Mike Cannon]

It wouldn't even be like that. She'd just have a weird heart Attack. She touched the wrong doorknob.

[Christine Evans]

Oh, you're talking rich white people killing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike Cannon]

There'd be no crime.

[Dan Soder]

Christine, I would rather you be 50 pounds overweight than have Goldberg traps just like these things. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My wife does walk with her arms spread.

[Dan Soder]

Lat day.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, but you'd find your wife hanging from an elastic cord from a door. She killed, like, Anthony Bourdain. What? She should have a penis.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

As long as they then boosted my algorithm, I'd be fine.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. As long as I get to the algorithm. That's what it is. Paying it forward, like you said.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's right.

[Dan Soder]

You got to pay it forward.

[Christine Evans]

It's a weird. It's a weird thing. And your new podcast, that's out.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Christine Evans]

That's great that you guys. I love you two together.

[Dan Soder]

Thank you.

[Christine Evans]

So, I. I just. I've never seen you guys talk to each other.

[Mike Cannon]

We hadn't. It was very random.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

They said you guys were, like, placed together. Like, someone's like, you guys should do something together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I did. I thought, like, So I don't know if you guys are like this, but I think the friends of my friends are my friends.

[Dan Soder]

Sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So I'm. I'm, like, best friends with Rosebud for a long time, and I'm friendly with Andy, and I just assume that because of my closeness to Rosebud, we also became best friends when they got married. So after. After I didn't have a podcast, and I was, like, looking to try to do something, and he's confused.

[Dan Soder]

You constantly keep calling me your best friend. You're like, I really. We don't know each other.

[Mike Cannon]

I don't have his phone number.

[Dan Soder]

He's like, no, we're best friends.

[Christine Evans]

We are. He told me he'd meet me at the Russian spot. He wasn't there.

[Dan Soder]

I don't even remember my roast as a. Kurt Metzger said about me, he said when he first met me, thought I was retarded, because as soon as we met each other, I called him best friend immediately. That may be kind of true. I was so excited to meet somebody who wasn't just, like, he was the first not lunk that I was friends with, and I was much more lunk. But he was just a person that I was like, ooh, this guy knows about stuff and David lynch movies, anything that just wasn't like, eagles and pussy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's great. I mean, I always have liked Andy's comedy and thought he was hilarious. And I was just looking to do a new pod. I hit him up. We took those pictures. I heated his entire lower lumbar with my asshole. And in the middle of that he just looked at me and he's like, we've never hung out ever.

[Dan Soder]

So lunch.

[Mike Cannon]

Yeah, literally. I stopped the photo shoot to be like, I want everybody to know that we've never actually hung out.

[Christine Evans]

And the podcast is what?

[Mike Cannon]

It's just us chatting. Dad, dad, husband, comic.

[Dan Soder]

Just.

[Christine Evans]

You guys are both frustrated. Yeah. Frustrated whites. Well, it's not the 90s.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. I mean I have a. I'm a. I'm a new. New dad.

[Mike Cannon]

Oh yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Five year old and then an eight month old. So I'd just reset the clock. But yeah, it's all that stuff like, you know, navigating.

[Christine Evans]

Well, the podcast, Annie Haynes and Mike Cannon Beautiful Boys. It's available now on YouTube.com beautiful boys podcast and wherever you can listen to podcasts. Go check it out. Mike is going. Mike Cannon's going to be in Poughkeepsie this Saturday night, May 3rd at Laugh It Up. Really fun. For tickets and all the dudes dates go to Mike Cannon comedy.com Jay, take.

[Dan Soder]

Over Andy Haynes special. The character Gramercy is out right now. To watch it go to iamandyhaines.com that's I am Andy Haynes.com and don't forget.

[Christine Evans]

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[Dan Soder]

I'm in Denver this weekend. You are gonna be at Mike Drop San Diego two weekends from now.

[Christine Evans]

Two weekends from now. This weekend. Have off, dude. I'm gonna be home. I'm gonna be making a fire pit.

[Dan Soder]

I'm gonna be in the mountains with Mike Fenoya. Jealous.

[Christine Evans]

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[Dan Soder]

It's gonna be very fun.

[Christine Evans]

Sounds fun.

[Dan Soder]

What do you do? Getting out to sickness Denver Comedy works.

[Mike Cannon]

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[Dan Soder]

Such a fun place. Thank you guys for hanging out with us so much. Make sure you check out Beautiful Boys podcast and we'll catch you guys tomorrow.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

On the bonfire.

[Christine Evans]

Yeah, don't go back to the 90s.

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