Pig Night with Joe List

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Pig Night with Joe List" on The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode Details:

• Title: Pig Night with Joe List
• Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
• Guest: Joe List
• Release Date: June 26, 2025
• Channel: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103

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1. Introduction and Guest Feature ([01:08] – [02:13])

The episode kicks off with Big Jay Oakerson enthusiastically introducing the guest, Joe List, highlighting his new comedy special, "Small Ball," available on YouTube. Jay expresses excitement about Joe's theatrical premiere, humorously noting its limited run:

"His new special Small Ball streaming right now on YouTube. Premiered in theaters." ([01:19])

Robert Kelly adds his own comedic touch by sharing his experience of attending Joe’s theater premiere, where audience members left early:

"I just watched people walk out... what the fuck is this?" ([01:46])

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2. Navigating Streaming Platforms and Rejections ([02:13] – [03:35])

Joe List discusses his strategic move to YouTube after facing initial rejections from major platforms like Netflix and Comedy Central. He humorously recounts the process:

"I decided I want to do YouTube after everyone said no thank you. Yeah, I said, you know what? Fuck it." ([02:13])

Big Jay and Robert share similar experiences, emphasizing the challenges comedians face in securing platform support:

"They make you run through the hoops first, though, which is nice, right?" ([02:33])

Robert highlights the irony of eventual acceptance:

"Netflix and Comedy Central said no to Live at the Village Underground... but then after we did it, Comedy Central bought it, and then Netflix bought it at the same time." ([03:20])

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3. Joe List’s Engagement with the "Sphere" and Joe Rogan ([03:35] – [05:27])

The conversation shifts to Joe List’s interactions within Joe Rogan’s sphere of influence. They joke about being part of Joe Rogan's exclusive circle:

"We've done it four times. I have a legendary episode, man." ([04:17])

Joe shares humorous anecdotes about being mistakenly associated with controversial figures and the challenges of maintaining his reputation:

"I was in the group that didn't make it when he went to Spotify... I was getting all these updates about freedom of speech." ([04:29])

Big Jay reinforces the exclusivity:

"You can't say that. Take that back. You're on the sphere, dude." ([04:16])

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4. Florida Protests and Law Enforcement ([16:30] – [19:21])

The hosts delve into a satirical discussion about protests in Florida, highlighting aggressive law enforcement responses. They describe a scenario where protesters blocking traffic face severe consequences:

"If you block an intersection... you are going to jail. If you flee arrest, you're going to go to jail tired, because we are going to run you down and put you in jail." ([17:42])

This segment is laced with dark humor, exaggerating the measures taken against protesters.

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5. Commentary on French Politics and Gender Topics ([28:39] – [33:53])

A controversial and explicit discussion arises around the French Prime Minister's wife, touching on topics of gender identity and appearance. The hosts engage in offensive humor, questioning the authenticity of her gender transition and making crude remarks:

"They said she's transitioning... She was born with a penis and a vagina." ([32:31])

The conversation ventures into inappropriate territory, discussing hermaphroditism with explicit language and demeaning humor.

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6. "Pig Night" and Celebrity Misconduct ([35:00] – [39:35])

The hosts recount and mock notorious stories about "Pig Night" at the Playboy Mansion, including allegations against Hugh Hefner and Don Cornelius. They describe exaggerated and fictionalized accounts of misconduct:

"Hugh Hefner would send his people out to get hookers off the streets... called it pig night." ([35:48])

This segment blends humor with dark commentary on celebrity scandals.

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7. Anecdotes About Dane Cook’s Personal Life ([40:42] – [43:59])

Robert Kelly shares humorous yet exaggerated stories about comedian Dane Cook, poking fun at his social life and interactions:

"Dane had a lot of girls... Let me tell you something. I've seen a lot of crazy stuff, but he was just a regular." ([40:42])

Big Jay and Joe List contribute to the banter, creating a light-hearted yet irreverent portrayal of Dane Cook.

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8. Closing Remarks and Promotions ([45:03] – [47:46])

As the episode winds down, the hosts promote their respective comedy specials and events:

"Small ball is available right now on YouTube. Check it out." ([45:20])

They encourage listeners to engage with their content and attend upcoming live shows, maintaining the episode’s comedic momentum until the end.

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Notable Quotes:

• "I decided I want to do YouTube after everyone said no thank you. Yeah, I said, you know what? Fuck it." – Joe List ([02:19])
• "They said, you should bring to them again. Which is also a funny way to put it, because it's saying, now we're gonna do it all yourself again." – Joe List ([03:16])
• "If you block an intersection... you are going to jail." – Robert Kelly ([17:42])
• "They said she's transitioning... She was born with a penis and a vagina." – Robert Kelly ([32:31])
• "Hugh Hefner would send his people out to get hookers off the streets... called it pig night." – Big Jay Oakerson ([35:48])

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Conclusion:

In this episode, The Bonfire hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly engage in their trademark blunt and humorous dialogue with guest Joe List. They explore the challenges of launching a comedy career, navigate the complexities of engaging with prominent media figures like Joe Rogan, and dive into satirical discussions on politics, celebrity misconduct, and controversial social topics. The episode balances humor with edgy commentary, providing listeners with a vivid portrayal of the hosts' comedic perspectives and interactions.

Note: This summary captures the essence of the episode while maintaining sensitivity to the explicit and potentially offensive content discussed by the hosts and guest.

Transcript

[Joe List]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Joe List]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big J Okerson]

Bonfire faction talk. SiriusXM103, the Rogans. Here's own Big J Okerson, soon to be. Fingers crossed.

[Robert Kelly]

Fingers crossed.

[Big J Okerson]

Robert Kelly and our guest, very excited to have him in here. His new special small Ball streaming right now on YouTube. Premiered in theaters.

[Joe List]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Correct. It was like a one night only theaters thing.

[Joe List]

Yep. All across the country. Two of them were full.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice. That's awesome. That's better than anybody in this room could do. Joe, we're all excited for you.

[Robert Kelly]

I had my my Live from the Village Underground premiered in a theater in Rhode island and I went to it and I just watched people walk out.

[Joe List]

Fun.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that true?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it was at a film. We put it into a film festival and we had a bunch of people show up. But then we're just sitting there, old people were just walking out like 10 minutes in, 20 minutes in. They were just like, what the fuck is this?

[Joe List]

I think that's who goes to film festivals.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it was so funny.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, his special Small Ball is available now on YouTube. Fuck those theaters. It's the great and hilarious Joe List joining us. What's up, buddy?

[Joe List]

Thanks, everybody. Yeah, YouTube's the way to go. I decided I want to do YouTube after everyone said no thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

That's what I did.

[Joe List]

Yeah, I said, you know what? Fuck it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Well, I didn't even try. I knew that I'm not hoolarious. I knew that wasn't be the case.

[Joe List]

I also didn't go to. I just tried Netflix. It was Netflix.

[Big J Okerson]

Me too.

[Joe List]

That's the way to go, I think.

[Big J Okerson]

And they gave a nice old no thank you. But they make you run through the hoops first, though, which is nice, right? That's always exciting.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you ever get a Do you ever get a why no? Or is it just a no, thank you?

[Joe List]

Why no home. That was for Lou. I think they do. But it's a rig. I get it there. No. Gets translated by my agent. And then the agent is like. You know how they say about. And I'm like, you're not saying anything. What did they say?

[Big J Okerson]

Like, it feels like my favorite was. He goes, they said the next one, though, like, you should bring to them again. Which is also a funny way to put it, because it's saying, now we're gonna do it. Do it all yourself again. And then, you know, throw it to us if it's magical, maybe.

[Joe List]

Right? Yeah, I think that's. Yeah. Similar thing.

[Robert Kelly]

Cause Netflix and Comedy Central said no to Live at the Village Underground. But then after we did it, Comedy Central bought it, and then Netflix bought it at the same time, and they both bought it. It was weird. Like, they both told me to go fuck myself.

[Big J Okerson]

Is it not on Netflix now?

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

Is it on Netflix now?

[Robert Kelly]

It was on Netflix for two years, and then it comes back to me.

[Big J Okerson]

What year is that? Was the years made deliver CDs to your. Do Patch Adams and Bobby Kelly Live Underground.

[Joe List]

YouTube is better, though. I actually. I actually really do think YouTube is better.

[Big J Okerson]

You have far more control over. Listen, it is.

[Robert Kelly]

It was a lot of ways it was better for Andrew Schultz until, you know, Netflix was like, hey, we'll give you $10 million to do it over.

[Big J Okerson]

Here's blatant exposure.

[Joe List]

Yeah, I mean, I'm never gonna be a ten million dollar guy.

[Robert Kelly]

Don't say that. Take that back. Right.

[Joe List]

I will be a 10 million dol dollar guy.

[Robert Kelly]

You're on the sphere, dude.

[Joe List]

What's that?

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. Oh, no, he's.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe he's not the Roman sphere.

[Joe List]

Oh, I'm in the. Oh, yeah, yeah. The Rogan sphere. Big time. I've done it four times.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Joe List]

I have a legendary episode, man.

[Robert Kelly]

Really?

[Joe List]

Yeah. It's considered to be one of the worst episodes. And I was in the group. I was also in the group that didn't make it when he went to Spotify. It was like Jordan Peterson, Milo Yopoulos, Adolf Hitler and me. It was like seven. Seven, like, really contro. Like N word people. And me and everyone was like, what's going on here? I don't know how I think it was because it was so bad. So I got lumped in with all the whoever's that's hilarious. It was. It was quite fun. And then I got. Because I was there, I got tagged in all these tweets about, like, freedom of speech and stuff, because people tweeted, like, these six people weren't in. And so everyone. I was getting all these updates, being like, just because you say the N word and think women aren't men, whatever. And I'm like, guys, I didn't do that.

[Big J Okerson]

I agree with the sentiment, but I say any of that. My inside thoughts.

[Robert Kelly]

I had a couple jokes. Bomb.

[Joe List]

Yeah, I didn't even. I didn't even do jokes. I just stood there and went. I know. Good point.

[Big J Okerson]

Absolutely.

[Joe List]

Totally.

[Big J Okerson]

It's true. That was a senseless war. No, it was still out on that.

[Robert Kelly]

Was that your first?

[Joe List]

That was the first time. And then I think the most recent was the best. But then I went on with Louis also, which is a. A no win situation, because everyone's like, he just clams up. He sits there. This guy sucks. And then if you talk, you're like, who's this piece of shit talking over two legends? And then at one point, I had to go to the bathroom, and I said, will you guys be okay carrying the show if I'm in the bathroom? And like, 45,000 people took that serious. And then I said to Joe, really.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, answering, like, of course they don't care.

[Joe List]

And then I said to Joe, you know, who doesn't always. Yes. And we love him. But I was like, hit me straight. Am I the worst guest in the history of the show? And then he was like, why do you do that, man? You're doing great. You shouldn't do that. And I was like, well, I'm just doing a gag.

[Robert Kelly]

You're in the sphere. What the fuck, man? You've always been in the sphere. Don't say that.

[Joe List]

Well, I voted Trump hardcore. I gave money because Joe told you to. He swung me.

[Robert Kelly]

Now, did you turn?

[Big J Okerson]

Did you turn? Dave Smith says you can't now.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you can't. You gotta go out.

[Joe List]

I know.

[Big J Okerson]

Take your money back.

[Joe List]

Trump was not quite as virtuous as Dave thought.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Big J Okerson]

Son of a. Unfortunately, I only listened to Dave.

[Robert Kelly]

Dave Smith is giving people political advice. It's nice.

[Big J Okerson]

It is. The funny thing of having on a show like Legion of Skanks before we start the show, it's like, Dave's like, World War Three just started. He's like, oh, man, Trump just told everybody to evacuate Tehran. So, so funny.

[Robert Kelly]

Because they did, too. Like, a president from another country was like, you better get out of there and everybody left. If they did that, if Iran did that to us, you should leave New York. Something bad's gonna happen. We would. Nobody would listen.

[Joe List]

No, I'd be like, ah, I don't think so. Yeah, don't we have the Patriot missile? I think we can shoot it down.

[Robert Kelly]

No, we don't have. We're gonna get the golden dome soon to protect all of our country.

[Big J Okerson]

That's that. What is it?

[Joe List]

We have the golden phone.

[Robert Kelly]

We had the golden phone. The golden dome. Is that what Israel has? That they. They rockets come in and. And it goes up and takes them out?

[Joe List]

It's like a yarmulke.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's a big yarmulke.

[Big J Okerson]

I thought it was when Lil Wayne sucks your dick getting golden dome. Remember the Iron Dome joke yesterday? Same one, but it was a different person.

[Joe List]

Wait, is it Iron Dome or Gold Dome? What's Iron Dome?

[Robert Kelly]

They have that's. We want America because it's Trump. Israel has the Iron Dome. America's gonna have the Golden Dome.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't want to see what it really is. I'm gonna believe it's when Post Malone gives you head. Golden Dome. Yeah, getting that Golden Dome, Postie.

[Joe List]

But my last Joe, I think was better. I was more just chill and like.

[Big J Okerson]

It doesn't matter at this point because you're in the sphere. That's the whole thing.

[Joe List]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

I thought I was so excited to do Joe, but I showed up an hour early, which kind of fucked people up. Because then. Because I was. I just thought it was at 12, it was at 1. So I'm just in front of looking in windows and the guy just pops out of a bush, goes, can I help you? Mr. Kelly, some Navy Seal.

[Joe List]

Yeah. He's got a rifle.

[Robert Kelly]

And I'm like, I'm here to do.

[Big J Okerson]

It in a bunker.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I'm here to do Joe's podcast. He's like, you're early. I go, how early? He goes, it's at 1 o' clock, it's 10 of 12. And I was like, oh, God. He goes, would you like me to take you to get. And then he went on the walkie talkie. He's like, Mr. Kelly's here now. And they're like, you heard? And I'm like, shit, I fucked it up.

[Big J Okerson]

I like the picture. When you get close to Rogan's like red Dawn. Everybody pops out of the underground things.

[Robert Kelly]

It's such a non descriptive place.

[Joe List]

Well, it's not.

[Big J Okerson]

Show yourself.

[Joe List]

You can't like go, I'll just walk To Starbucks. I'll be back. It's like in a bunker.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, this guy goes like this. I'll take you for coffee if you'd like. So he drove me to a coffee place down the street. And I go, you want to come in? He's like, I'm okay. I was like, I just had to go sit for 40 minutes by myself in this coffee shop in this business district. And I'm just like, fuck, I'm early. And then I got in the car.

[Big J Okerson]

Driven there in an amphibious vehicle in a crazy Rogan thing.

[Robert Kelly]

You kept hearing the. The Raven has left the building. I'm like, who's the Raven? He's like, that's Mr. Rogan.

[Joe List]

Joe Raven.

[Robert Kelly]

He's taking the Bugatti. He switched to the Chevy.

[Big J Okerson]

He has to keep going to different parking lots and changing cars so TMZ doesn't find him.

[Joe List]

It's like Passion Casino.

[Robert Kelly]

But I was expecting. I was. I always thought I'd get the werewolf photo or. But he had to run right after. I was like, I gotta. But he did show me the gym, showed me all the stuff. And then he was like, I'm such a. Looking back. What a fool I am.

[Big J Okerson]

I know. You were in the sphere when it was an orb.

[Robert Kelly]

He said. He said. He showed me all his. His. His tank, his, you know, cold plunge, his sauna and all. And he goes, if I had to throw all these away, I'd keep the sauna, because that's the best for your health and blah, blah, blah. So I immediately went home and bought a sauna.

[Joe List]

Right?

[Robert Kelly]

I just bought a sauna. And it was. I couldn't afford a real sauna, so I had to buy, like, a Wayfair sauna. And then. And then do it yourself. Like, make it into a sauna.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God.

[Robert Kelly]

And I remember it has to be 170 degrees, so mine only got to 140, so I bought a sauna heater. And then I sealed everything and I put a mat over it. So mine's up. I'm just in this thing now that wasn't supposed to be 100, 200 degrees. Just dying in this thing, so.

[Big J Okerson]

It's melting. You're melting.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I don't think.

[Big J Okerson]

Just plastic melting around you.

[Robert Kelly]

It's probably not safe, so.

[Joe List]

But you still have it.

[Robert Kelly]

I do. I use it all the time. And every once in a while, I put a little video up just in case Joe's following the old kelster.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, it's like a candle, though. It's melting down.

[Joe List]

I tried to bring up that I'd been doing MMA for a couple of years to Joe. And he was like, oh, wow. Yeah. So anyways, the pyramid. He was like, no, no, no, you're not part of this. I was like, okay, well, you start saying words. Yeah. I was like, yeah, you know, I'm a white belt, so, you know. And then he was just like, armbar, Right?

[Big J Okerson]

Words.

[Joe List]

Yeah. Choke.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, it's. You know, I feel like I have the foundation to be in the sphere. If I'm not sure. If I'm not, I might. The way he presented it to you, I might be in the sphere.

[Joe List]

Well, we should.

[Big J Okerson]

What do you mean, the way he presented it to me?

[Robert Kelly]

He said, dude, you've been in the sphere. Dude, you're there. You've been there. You're always been there. You're just not here enough a lot.

[Big J Okerson]

He didn't say I'm not there enough.

[Robert Kelly]

He said, you're not here a lot.

[Big J Okerson]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

So that's all. I'm not there a lot. Maybe if I was there a lot. Maybe I have to leave dawn and move to Austin.

[Joe List]

We should all go.

[Robert Kelly]

We should just dump everything.

[Big J Okerson]

Please leave our chicks and go become join the sphere full time.

[Joe List]

Well, my wife's family is from there.

[Big J Okerson]

But that's why we're not bringing our chicks, man.

[Robert Kelly]

Damn it, Joe.

[Joe List]

No, no, no, no. I'm leaving her, but I'll hang with her family. That way it feels.

[Big J Okerson]

Who taught you how to daydream?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude. Jesus, you are a fucking daydream killer. We all go and get an apartment near Joe's studio.

[Joe List]

Yeah, but I don't like. The homeless are very.

[Big J Okerson]

Honey, we don't live near the homeless.

[Robert Kelly]

We don't live that.

[Big J Okerson]

We get helicoptered right to the back of the creek and cave.

[Joe List]

Yeah, Creek in the cave is where I got my incident.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. But then we have an underground system built to the mothership from the creek in the cave.

[Joe List]

Oh, like the slaves?

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Joe List]

This is why I'm not. I didn't make it dismodified.

[Robert Kelly]

It's Juneteenth tomorrow. Is the homeless seriously still really bad? Joe Rogan actually got rid of it.

[Joe List]

No, it's fucking horrible in Austin. There's like an article, they say if you get robbed downtown, don't call 911, call 311 and just report it. That's because they were like, you're gonna take up our services. Call three one, one, let them know there was a comedian whose agent I think it was her manager got robbed at gunpoint. And this is like four in the morning. And he was drunk, but they robbed him at gunpoint. And they made him lift the limit on his credit card, like on his phone before they took his wallet, which I wouldn't even know how to do. I'd be like, you guys got to do it. I don't know how to.

[Robert Kelly]

That's what they used to do in Brazil. Well, like a big thing. We went to Brazil. They were like, if they take you, they're gonna just exhaust your bank account until you have nothing left, and then they just throw you away.

[Joe List]

Well, that's happening in Austin now, evidently. And. And Joe is always like, no, it's. What are you talking about? It's nothing. I'm like, well, you're in an armored truck with two Navy SEALs, like you said. I'm like, I'm walking here.

[Big J Okerson]

Everybody in his camp has like a Punisher style tattoo of some sort.

[Robert Kelly]

I remember the guy said to me, he. What do you say? He goes, we're not here to protect Joe. We're here to protect you from Joe.

[Joe List]

Oh, God.

[Robert Kelly]

That's fear talk. Just FYI, if you want to throw that out there in front of him, it might help.

[Joe List]

That's terrifying.

[Big J Okerson]

You're trying to get in. Trying, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I think if he hears that maybe.

[Joe List]

Oh, my God. Tim Dillon story he told on how did the skanks. It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. What's that about? How his opener, I guess, was bombing. And Joe was like, this guy can't be here. And Tim was like, I agree. And like, Tim gets the most. And he's like, you have to leave. Like, you have to leave the club.

[Big J Okerson]

And not come back.

[Joe List]

And he's like, but it seems dangerous. He's like, I don't give a go. They're gonna shoot you.

[Robert Kelly]

I would send Matt. I would kick Max out of the club. I was like, I don't like your kid. Bye, Max. Yeah, take it easy.

[Big J Okerson]

Learn to fix your fucking attitude. I'll meet you at Mitzi's.

[Robert Kelly]

Have fun making it back to the hotel without getting raped.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, good luck.

[Joe List]

And we got to separate ourselves from Dan Soder, by the way. He's. He's went viral.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, what is that?

[Joe List]

That piece of shit.

[Robert Kelly]

I haven't seen that. We had to really separate ourselves. I mean, what a piece of.

[Joe List]

We hate them.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, first of all, Jay knows. Listen, here's the thing. You don't have to sell it. Yeah, he. He went. I mean, he attacked Joe, man.

[Joe List]

Really went at him hard.

[Robert Kelly]

Crazy just for being Joe.

[Joe List]

I don't know. There was like somebody clipped together a soda, like, you know, riff it, like joking about the Rogan, and they put it together and there was no limits on the rags.

[Robert Kelly]

There's no. There's no. There's no rat. There's no limits. You understand? There's no topics on the regs. We just say what we say whatever.

[Joe List]

Well, we show regs with a Z. Yeah. We're serious people.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. You guys don't around.

[Robert Kelly]

And we weren't around that day, and apparently Dan was talking some smack on old Elon and Joe Rogan and being. Being in this. In. In the sphere and wanting to be in the sphere.

[Big J Okerson]

He's not in the sphere. We.

[Robert Kelly]

We. We had to stick up for our friend Joe.

[Joe List]

Yeah. And Elon. I love Elon, too.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I love you.

[Joe List]

I like what he's doing.

[Robert Kelly]

I do space good.

[Joe List]

And then the poor people, they don't need our fucking money. Take that away.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, give it to him so we.

[Big J Okerson]

Can do more stuff.

[Joe List]

They don't need any cash.

[Big J Okerson]

You're fine. I know. It's our last day.

[Joe List]

What, is this show over?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, forever.

[Joe List]

I'm the last guest. I'm Robin Williams.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You ruined this show, too, Joe.

[Joe List]

Oh, my God.

[Robert Kelly]

We're going to Spotify. He's in the sphere.

[Joe List]

We just got a million dollars each, G. Spotify, folks.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice. I want to get some of these stories before the week was over and we lose some of them here. First of all, the Florida sheriff issuing the warning. The protest was hilarious. I did see that video.

[Robert Kelly]

Can I ask a question? And I don't want to be. I don't want to seem like I'm a. I'm crazy, but when you see people trying to stop cars and you see the cars just run them over.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Joe List]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

That makes me feel fantastic.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah. It's very satisfying.

[Robert Kelly]

It makes me. So there's one where this chubby.

[Big J Okerson]

Whether it's wrong or right.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. This chubby, fat redhead got in front of the car and this guy just said what he knew. You saw him make the decision. We was like, ah, fuck, come. Ah, fuck it. And he just ran her over. She was still alive, but she was definitely hurting. And people were just like, oh, my God. He just took off. I was. It made me so happy.

[Joe List]

Yeah, I love a good protest, but I don't understand protesting in front of us right here.

[Robert Kelly]

Watch it right there. He's like, fuck it. You see the car bump up, like a speed bump. It just Takes off.

[Joe List]

What's the context here?

[Big J Okerson]

Ready?

[Robert Kelly]

Ready. And you know what? Fuck this.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it's a girl.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. He just runs his chubby chick over.

[Big J Okerson]

And then she got right back up.

[Joe List]

Was she trying. Was the beef with this guy?

[Robert Kelly]

No, they were just trying to stop traffic because they wanted to, you know, cause chaos.

[Joe List]

Yeah. I don't get what she's accomplishing there.

[Robert Kelly]

It was the no Kings march, and it's like, hey, we're going to block a street.

[Big J Okerson]

But in Florida, she accomplishes workman's comp.

[Robert Kelly]

In Florida, it's this guy. You got to play this clip. In Florida, they don't. They do not give a fuck anymore. They're like, if somebody blocks your car, you. We want you to run them over.

[Big J Okerson]

No, listen to this. Lawful orders. You're going to jail. Let me be very clear about that. If you block an intersection or a roadway in Brevard county, you are going to jail. If you flee arrest, you're going to go to jail tired, because we are going to run you down and put you in jail.

[Joe List]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

If you try to mob rule a car in Brevard county, gathering around it, refusing to let the driver leave in our county, you're most likely going to get run over across the street. If you spit on us, you're going to the hospital and in jail. I like. They start threatening, beating the. Out of you is great.

[Robert Kelly]

I love it.

[Big J Okerson]

One of us, you're going to the hospital and jail and most likely get bitten by one of our big, beautiful dogs.

[Joe List]

A big, beautiful dog.

[Big J Okerson]

He's gonna go now. Happy protesting, everybody. After all that, now let's get out there and have a peaceful protest.

[Joe List]

This is like the big boss man. Current day.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, really, this is great. A firebomb or point a gun at one of our deputies. We will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at.

[Joe List]

I love this.

[Big J Okerson]

Graveyard de.

[Joe List]

Graveyard dead.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah. Graveyard dead.

[Joe List]

This guy rules.

[Robert Kelly]

I love it.

[Joe List]

See, I'd vote for this guy. Yeah, he seems cool. He's a Democrat.

[Robert Kelly]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

I watched last night the Rob Ford documentary they just put out on Netflix, the Train. Remember Rob Ford, Mayor. Mayor of Toronto. Smoked crack.

[Robert Kelly]

I heard about that.

[Big J Okerson]

Never was. Never unpopular for one day of his entire political career.

[Robert Kelly]

They loved him. They.

[Big J Okerson]

No matter what he did, he'd go. He'd say he didn't smoke crack. And then he came back and goes, all right, I smoke crack. And they. They kept voting for him. And then they were like, he smoked crack again. And they're like, all right, man then prostitutes the girl that said he wanted to looks like eat her.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, looks like Tim. Is that Tim's dad?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Who the smokes crack and gets hungry. This guy's not doing both. He's doing one of them wrong.

[Joe List]

This video footage of him smoking crack.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you know that. Oh yeah. Multiple.

[Robert Kelly]

Is this him smoking crack now? Is that why the sunbeam, the Jesus light is shining.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Isn't how to shut the shade.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, he's definitely in a trap house that can't close the window all the way.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, there's tape on it.

[Big J Okerson]

And by the way, where they found this video was in a raid at a like gun runners house because he just hung out with criminals and would smoke crack with them and then go to work in the morning.

[Robert Kelly]

I love them.

[Big J Okerson]

But do you remember the. This is the guy that there was a girl that said that he said he wanted to eat her. And he goes, oh, and as far as that girl saying they want to eat her, I'm a happily married man. I got plenty to eat at home. And then he went, hell yeah. Anyone tried to fight somebody like in their city, you know their government meeting and he. Or their senate, I guess it is. And he went over to like attack a guy. Just bowled over an old lady. She's a big fat idiot.

[Robert Kelly]

I forgot about that. Is that that clip right there? Is that when he runs over this side?

[Big J Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big J Okerson]

They're calling a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action. I can't. I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday, be careful what you wrote. Okay? So that's all I have do to have to save for now. And the next thing, I want to call Mayor Britannia in Hamilton and tell them that we're gonna have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondak. It says that I wanted to eat her. They let him gondock. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happy married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. What about.

[Robert Kelly]

What about drinking and dry? He 100 said it because he said it there. Like, he said, oh, for sure said I want to eat her. What person says that?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, well, he said he smoked crack one time and Christine was pointing out that it was like, the way he's holding the pipe is like, this is all the time. He was like talking shit and be like, you know, like anybody else. Just like a junkie. Is this him going to fight and pulling the old lady over? This is fantastic. This guy was a wealth. And by the way, until the day he died, he once he was disgraced, went to rehab and smoke crack again and all this came out. He then ran again for mayor, I believe was winning. Then he got cancer and was getting too sick that he bailed out of the mayoral race and gave it to his brother who didn't win. But he was like, I'm like, I can't be mayor, but I'm gonna run for, like, city council still. And he won that too. He never, like, they never didn't love him.

[Robert Kelly]

They Love him.

[Joe List]

So he. He is dead now. Oh yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Died of cancer.

[Big J Okerson]

He just bulls. The lady right over caught him, brought her up though. The guy's an animal. What?

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. I miss politicians like that.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna make you sad.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. No, it doesn't make me sad. I like fucking crazy motherfuckers.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

When you catch them doing.

[Big J Okerson]

But this is. He did the Trump thing before Trump they were saying he was the guy that came out and he would always go. The problem is he got caught with everything too. So he'd be like. They're saying I smoke crack. Show me a video. There's no video. And then he just released a video. He goes, I smoke crack, but I was in a drunken. One of my drunken stupors he calls it. That was when I was in one of my stupors. I've done a lot of dumb shit in my stupors. They ask him in that Senate thing at one point he goes, have you bought illegal drugs in the past two years? He went, ah, yeah.

[Joe List]

I gotta watch this.

[Big J Okerson]

He's awesome. Oh, dude. Toronto doesn't give a. And they just kept voting for him. No one. And ladies. He didn't even turn women off. They were like, look at him go get it guy. He didn't give a.

[Robert Kelly]

The type of guy every girl really wants, by the way.

[Joe List]

Really?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Crazy. Crazy guy that does a little meth and parties.

[Big J Okerson]

His wife. His wife could have been far worse.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Bring up a picture of. Was Renata or something. She was foreign. This guy is Trump before Trump. He fucking as a politician.

[Robert Kelly]

He's the Canadian Trump, but he's the real deal.

[Joe List]

I mean Trump never even drank. This guy's smoking crack.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's all those people say Canada's not the more badass place. Wow.

[Joe List]

How did her pussy.

[Big J Okerson]

She's far less attractive than I thought she looked in the thing.

[Robert Kelly]

She's not that bad.

[Joe List]

Well, I think that's a.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a bad phone.

[Joe List]

That's her morning.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it is also probably a more. More recent.

[Robert Kelly]

It's way better than the Prime Minister of France's wife. That dude Macron. Yeah.

[Joe List]

What's his wife look like?

[Robert Kelly]

They just showed her in a bikini and she definitely has nuts. Who the prime minister of. Prime minister of. President of France. His wife is supposed to be trans.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, really?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

What and is really.

[Robert Kelly]

You didn't know about that? Yeah, there's a whole. Yes, that's. Oh, that's supposed to be a guy and they have photos of her as a young boy.

[Joe List]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

And they're doing this now because, you know, the girl that's breaking the porn record or whatever that only fans. Bonnie Blue or something by her name. Bonnie Blue. Are they saying she was a man now or something? Is that possibly true? If that's a real picture, that looks like her as a boy. Younger. What do you think?

[Robert Kelly]

Type in boy her as a boy.

[Big J Okerson]

Her?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that.

[Big J Okerson]

This one here. The wife in the French.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Joe List]

President of France.

[Robert Kelly]

Boy, boy, Boy, oh boy. That's what he said when he pulled their pants out for the first time. Oh, boy, oh boy.

[Big J Okerson]

Get a Quantum leap.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. They showed a picture of it today. But you never. This sucks now because I remember back when the Internet was new and you saw something fucked up. It was real, right? Like now you see something like, oh my God. And it's fake, you know?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I saw a pancake monster eating itself and I was like, wow. I thought it was a real pancake monster.

[Big J Okerson]

There's so much you hoped. It was a real.

[Robert Kelly]

There was a picture of her today on a boat in a bikini. And either she has a fat quiche down there or it. It. She has a ding a lingtha quiche.

[Joe List]

On her, but are bulgier than people think though.

[Big J Okerson]

Agreed.

[Joe List]

Yeah. A little bit of a pouch there.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're. They're more.

[Joe List]

All the straight guys are nodding. Bobby's shaking his head. No, I don't.

[Robert Kelly]

Girl. My girl. I don't like a. I don't like a hamburger down there.

[Joe List]

Well, I'm not saying I want a hamburger, but I'm just saying you want balls? You got.

[Robert Kelly]

You want hot balls.

[Joe List]

I don't want balls. I want a penis.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Joe List]

I would like vagina lips with the dick above it.

[Robert Kelly]

You want a vagina lips with a dick above it?

[Joe List]

Yeah. The best of both worlds. You eat the clit when there's a little dick on your forehead.

[Robert Kelly]

Can I. Yeah.

[Joe List]

No, there's nothing there.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

It must have been fake then. It was a pink. It was a pink one. It was a pink bikini.

[Big J Okerson]

Seems like a woman to me.

[Joe List]

A one piece bathing suit with some shoes. Is that her?

[Robert Kelly]

That doesn't look like her.

[Big J Okerson]

Bridget mcaroon.

[Joe List]

She does spell her name like a dude would spell Bridget.

[Big J Okerson]

It. Sure. Yeah. She couldn't figure it out.

[Robert Kelly]

Look, look, look.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe they also meet. Like she was a teacher and here's.

[Robert Kelly]

A student at the high school. Yeah, she's. She's a hunt. She's way older than Him.

[Big J Okerson]

Can I also say she's like.

[Robert Kelly]

She's way older than him.

[Big J Okerson]

That could just be. That could also just be the way. Yeah. They dressed like a young girl in stupid France. Well, here's the problem, is that then.

[Joe List]

There'S, you know, this, which is.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, crap.

[Joe List]

It just went away.

[Robert Kelly]

What was it?

[Big J Okerson]

Christine? You have a subscription to Daily Mail. I thought I did. Here, right here.

[Robert Kelly]

See this picture with her as a little girl? Yeah, so.

[Big J Okerson]

So she transitioned young.

[Joe List]

Something tells me this isn't true.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, can we see the Bonnie Blue one? Because I do.

[Robert Kelly]

He doesn't deny it. He's never said. You know what I mean? He's never been like, hey, my wife's a woman.

[Joe List]

Yeah. But he's probably like, I'm not giving credence to this business.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Answering that is kind of going like, I know it looks like she may have been a man.

[Robert Kelly]

I think it'd be great if she was. Ripped her out on stage. So look at this.

[Big J Okerson]

That would be Prime Minister Jim Norton. Do you have Bonnie Blue?

[Robert Kelly]

I. I'm finding being dispelled not.

[Big J Okerson]

They're saying it's fake. Very possible, too.

[Robert Kelly]

AI is hermaphrodite. A hermaphrodite. Is that a real thing?

[Joe List]

They say it is Jamie Lee Curtis, but I think she just has an extra chromosome or like the story that.

[Big J Okerson]

We'Ve always heard, it's. This seems to be the only hermaphrodite on record that anyone's aware of is Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Joe List]

And I've jerked off to her a thousand times. True lies. Forget about it. Unbelievable. She's crawling and the thing.

[Robert Kelly]

She was born with a penis and a vagina. And at a point they pick a sex with hermaphrodites, they pick a sex. And so you're more female than male. We're going to make. We're going to cut your penis off, make a little clitoris, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's what I've heard. But is there anybody. Is there a woman? Is there a unicorn with a really nice cock and a really nice vagina?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think you can get rid of both. Our 12th hermaphrodite caller gets tickets to.

[Joe List]

Whoa, there it is.

[Robert Kelly]

Is that it?

[Joe List]

There's not a pussy hole there, is there?

[Big J Okerson]

But here's the thing also, guys, I want you to keep in mind. I want you to keep in mind God delivers us a lot of different ways. And sometimes a woman has a large clit that does resemble a penis. I've seen it in pornography for years.

[Robert Kelly]

China. China had A big one.

[Big J Okerson]

China didn't have that big a one, though. What's the one? I always. There was. Famous one.

[Robert Kelly]

China's look like a penis. Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe when the. When she was still bodybuilding. Like the one. Like the sex tape. Maybe she had a sex tape.

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe it looked like a little ding. A link.

[Big J Okerson]

She stopped doing all that shit when she was doing actual porn. Porn. And her pussy. Her pussy went back. You'll be happy to know. Yeah, she died with an intex pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Joe List]

Oh, wow. Here we go.

[Robert Kelly]

Wait a minute. But that. This looks like a big. Well, the one on the bottom over the left. No, no, over the other one. Down, down, down, down. Over. No, up. Right, right. Stop. Down. Christine, stop right there.

[Joe List]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

That's the one that looks most like a cop.

[Robert Kelly]

You mean the prettiest pussy and the prettiest photo? Yeah, that one. If that's real, the cock looks like.

[Joe List]

An acorn though, buddy.

[Robert Kelly]

You gotta let it get bigger. It can't be true. It's not.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Joe, let it get bigger first.

[Joe List]

Okay.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, China, don't just run away because of the idea. Let it get bigger.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Look at China. China's way over to the left. That looks like a little ding, ding. See it?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a. That's a penis, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

But aren't all clitoris. Penises that shrunk up in the clitoris?

[Joe List]

How come none of them are wives?

[Robert Kelly]

Our girls are.

[Joe List]

How come there's not a hard dick? I don't want to see a limp dick hanging over a pussy. I want to see a big hard cock.

[Robert Kelly]

So funny.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think. I've never seen a picture of it that I would deem to be for sure real.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't think it's real. I think it's a myth. Like a unicorn.

[Big J Okerson]

You have a beefy clit sometimes.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And that's it.

[Joe List]

Well, Mother Nature is a mad scientist. I mean, I think people have six fingers.

[Robert Kelly]

You can't have a great and a great vagina.

[Big J Okerson]

It's impossible.

[Robert Kelly]

You cannot. Because that. I mean, that would be.

[Big J Okerson]

No one loves no God loves anybody that much.

[Joe List]

What about a dick that you could bend and stick in your own vagina?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, gas pump. That would be great. You become a complete, functioning system.

[Robert Kelly]

Also, you just live by yourself.

[Big J Okerson]

You're a closed circuit dude. Closed unit.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you hear that Hugh Hefner? I sent that clip in. He used to have pig night. Fat girl now. Oh, he called it pig night.

[Big J Okerson]

Now I feel bad.

[Robert Kelly]

It was in the documentary where he would send his People out to get hookers off the streets of Hollywood.

[Joe List]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

And bring them back to the mansion and have his famous friends come over and have dinner and with these prostitutes. And he would call it pig night. And they were the pigs. But the butlers and waitstaff could not. He was like, you cannot call them pigs. You have to.

[Joe List]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Do not call them pigs. And then each girl would have to go into the other room and get physically checked by a doctor. He'd have a doctor there make sure that she didn't have anything.

[Joe List]

A veterinarian, if you will.

[Robert Kelly]

And then if they. They passed the. If they passed the test, he would send him back in and all his friends.

[Big J Okerson]

What tests could you get? Probably that quick amount of time.

[Robert Kelly]

See if you got herpes, warts, smells gross. Just look you over a dick.

[Big J Okerson]

So it's gonna look you over. They're not. You're not getting, like. There's not gonna be, like, any fluids being.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh. It's not like a pool test. They're gonna stick a thing in your pussy. If it comes out yellow, it's like a popsicle stick.

[Joe List]

It's like the lice test when we were in elementary school. They put a little popsicle stick in.

[Robert Kelly]

Chlorine in this vag.

[Big J Okerson]

This thing needs to be shocked. It's covered in algae. Yeah. The secrets of play. I watched that secrets of Playboy documentary. Hugh Hefner was not that awesome of a guy.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, if he was still alive and they found out he had pig night, he'd be done.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe.

[Robert Kelly]

But now that you have a new.

[Big J Okerson]

House, like I have pig night.

[Robert Kelly]

We have pig night.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice.

[Robert Kelly]

We saw pig night. Pig roast.

[Joe List]

Pigs in a blanket.

[Robert Kelly]

Pigs in a blanket. All pigs.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And we go out and get a bunch of prostitutes in your town.

[Big J Okerson]

Where?

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe a couple towns over.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, where the. Oh, there's a. What's the town out there? The bad one. Patterson.

[Robert Kelly]

Patterson.

[Big J Okerson]

Patterson probably has prostitutes. Right?

[Robert Kelly]

We all. We send Paco to get a bunch. As many pigs as he can get with his cute little face. You.

[Big J Okerson]

You are absolutely right. There's no better pig wrangler than Paco.

[Robert Kelly]

He's a great ping. That's what he did in the Philippines.

[Big J Okerson]

Talk to anybody.

[Robert Kelly]

He was a pig wrangler in the Philippines.

[Big J Okerson]

Tell him. Right. For truffle pigs.

[Robert Kelly]

Truffle pigs. And we get them all back to your house, Right? And then we'll have. We got to get a doctor. Maybe Dr. Gail. We'll have him come over. Yeah, he's got septa peptide test, something. Well.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you Know, we'll do, like, pee on my tongue. You're good.

[Robert Kelly]

You just rub deodorant on the vagina. If they scream, you gotta go.

[Big J Okerson]

The big one that Hefner did, or I thought was crazy was Don Cornelius from Soul Train.

[Joe List]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, him and another guy took two girls, like Playboy Club girls back to his house and tortured and locked them in cages and beat them and put cigarettes out on them for three days. And one girl escaped and got to a phone, and instead of calling the cops, she called, like, the. The bunny mother, whatever the. They call, like, the lady who looks over them and they came over and they're like, we keep it in house. We have our in house doctors. We take care of it. Like, they can't report it. And then the girl said a couple weeks later, when she went back to work, Don Quinn was just there. Like, they eating again. Like, no big deal.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, no repercussions. I'm like, damn, the good old days. You Hefner was a piece of.

[Robert Kelly]

Piece of.

[Big J Okerson]

Although you can't just start accusing the black man at that time. Don Cornelius, though, huh? Soul triggers.

[Joe List]

I don't think I would enjoy putting cigarettes out on a woman. I mean, you don't know until you try.

[Robert Kelly]

Until you try. Yeah. Settle down.

[Joe List]

I think.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you'd even smoke.

[Joe List]

I think that wouldn't be my scene. I could put a cigar out on her that's hot.

[Big J Okerson]

Like John Bender.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Just say, hey, we're all time high buddies.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, there it is. Tying up sexually assaulting Playboy Bunnies and then Soul Train on the weekdays. Now y' all have a soulful weekend. I'm about to go home and put a cigarette out on a.

[Robert Kelly]

It'd be nice to be that sick of pussy to get that much pussy in your life where you have to start burning it because that's the only thing that turns you on.

[Big J Okerson]

I think he's got himself a couple of white bitches. Take some fucking anger out on, is what it was. It's definitely two white girls. But, yeah, they called the. It's so funny, they call, like, the bunny mother. That's the worst. The woman who. The guys are able to, like, convert.

[Robert Kelly]

The SD of the Playboy Mansion.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

I want you to do Monday, Tuesday, blowjob on Wednesday.

[Joe List]

And please avoid cancellation, please.

[Robert Kelly]

And please take cigarettes.

[Big J Okerson]

Please avoid hospitals and police officers, please. No officers. No, absolutely. I mean, nasty. So funny. But did the abuse of the chicks, I've never understood. Like, isn't this fun to be also celebrities? Who gets it like that? That Darkness. I'm surprised. I'd be curious to hear in your world, Bobby, like, what's Dane Cook's darkest? Like, where am I? What is this happening right here? Is Tom Cruise jerking off right behind me right now at some kind of weird party.

[Robert Kelly]

Now, Dane just had a lot of girls.

[Big J Okerson]

Did you see him just go blank right there? Like he just forget all the stories. He goes, no, Dane only had sex with women. Because I didn't ask if he only had sex with women. I assumed he only had sex with women. Why are you saying that?

[Robert Kelly]

I have a Sufi chip in my head that he implanted. Dane had a lot of girls.

[Big J Okerson]

I hope it is really shaped like that too.

[Robert Kelly]

Five alive.

[Big J Okerson]

Sufi.

[Robert Kelly]

No, he never did. He had. Let me tell you something. I've seen a lot of crazy stuff, but he. He was just a regular. He like. He got a lot of chicks though, man. A lot. I mean it was funny to me because people.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm not even meaning like a gay thing. I'm saying he never did. Weird.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Never did it. I mean, I don't know. There was a chick dressed like a stormtrooper.

[Big J Okerson]

There you go.

[Robert Kelly]

That was weird.

[Big J Okerson]

That is weird.

[Joe List]

Was it Halloween or.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Joe List]

Just showed up.

[Robert Kelly]

She likes Star Wars. Dane loves Star Wars. How do you get noticed?

[Joe List]

Oh, a Star wars stormtrooper.

[Robert Kelly]

Star wars choice. Yeah. Star wars stormtrooper. Not an ss. She showed up as a Nazi. She showed up. I thought you like German. You piece of. That's the only way Yankee come ss.

[Big J Okerson]

A stormtrooper.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he twins walked in. Twins.

[Joe List]

Oh, wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude.

[Joe List]

He Danny DeVito and yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Something in those hills, buddy. He went into a room. Room. And there were some batshit things going on with some strange people.

[Robert Kelly]

Two things. Dane was. He was a nerd theater nerd.

[Big J Okerson]

Gay.

[Robert Kelly]

And no, that's the crack me up. People would be like, Dane's gay. I'd be like, buddy, I he. So many chicks were lining up for this dude. You don't even. But he went from not getting any girls to getting girls like that and a lot and smoking hot girls. Like the top of the top.

[Joe List]

Same here, buddy.

[Robert Kelly]

What.

[Big J Okerson]

I remember we 20 since 2017, Joe List has been raining posting on pretty much every day.

[Joe List]

My last comic standing episode came out buddy.

[Big J Okerson]

Lookout world.

[Robert Kelly]

We did Caesar's power, Celine Dion's theater for the whatever thing it was. And this in that tower. There's two suites at the top of those towers. And they take up both the whole building. One side, one side. And he had one of the suites and he Invited all girls. Just all girls. Like 50 girls. And you had to put your phones in the bag and all that. And I walked up, buddy, I was just like, this is like a movie.

[Big J Okerson]

That's Jared Leto, though. I don't want to hang with 50 girls. Yeah, exclusively. I mean, that's still weird.

[Robert Kelly]

Like it was weird, but what's that?

[Big J Okerson]

You and Gary Goldman and what's his name?

[Robert Kelly]

No, it was me and Aldo. Benny. Oh, no. I mean, look, man, it's. It was. It was just weird. But he, he got chicks all the time, but he never. He just around with him, didn't do any weird.

[Big J Okerson]

And now he lives with aids. You told me. And now you said he lives with aids. No, I said he was dying from it. You said, no, he's living with it.

[Robert Kelly]

He never got aids.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, hiv. It didn't transfer over. That's good. There's all kinds of medicines now, Joe. So Jane's fine.

[Robert Kelly]

He's never done anything.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, you can't do too much when you have hiv.

[Robert Kelly]

Dan was a good guy.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh no, he's tranced out again. Oh no. The Sufi Chip.

[Robert Kelly]

Not only was he funny, he was a great guy and a great friend.

[Big J Okerson]

Paco Taze Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm sad that you have to shock the chip. I'm sad that. Oh God. He used to hit them, Jay. He hit them before I go back in. He chokes them in front of me. He made me kill somebody, Jay. She's buried behind his house in a bush.

[Big J Okerson]

And right now Dane Cook's in a cave going, decommission Bobby. Time to decommission Bobby. Shut him down. Small Ball is a new special by Joe List.

[Robert Kelly]

One of the funniest stand up comedians out there.

[Joe List]

Oh, thank you, killer.

[Robert Kelly]

Way funnier than Mark Norman and very prolific. Prolific funnier than Mark Norman. I'll say it.

[Joe List]

Awesome.

[Robert Kelly]

Should be higher up in the sphere than Mark Miller.

[Big J Okerson]

Don't try to create. Don't try to create dissension in the sphere.

[Robert Kelly]

Dude, you know what? I take that back. Everybody's in the sphere.

[Big J Okerson]

There's plenty of room for everybody. Not everybody, but there's plenty of room for a lot of us.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, it's not definite.

[Big J Okerson]

Listen, you can feel good. Nobody else in this room besides me and Joe are in the sphere.

[Robert Kelly]

That doesn't make me feel good at all.

[Big J Okerson]

Christine. Christine lives with me. No sphere.

[Robert Kelly]

I gotta go the weekend. I'm gonna be camp, you know, go up in the woods this weekend doing woods stuff. So hopefully maybe some of my stories will run by Rogans.

[Big J Okerson]

You're gonna be roguing and out by yourself.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm gonna kill a squirrel and pretend it's elk meat.

[Big J Okerson]

Small ball is available right now on YouTube. Check it out. Watch it again. Comment rate, review all that. It all helps.

[Joe List]

Please.

[Big J Okerson]

And make sure you go to Punch up that live Robert Kelly for all his dates Empire Comedy club in Portland, Maine July 25 and 26. I'm in Charlotte in a couple weeks.

[Robert Kelly]

Weeks.

[Big J Okerson]

That's all that matters.

[Robert Kelly]

Go to Punchup Live BigJayokerson and watch his special this weekend too. Look, we're putting a lot of stuff out there. My specials out there, they're special. But make sure you go check out Joe this special. It's brand new.

[Joe List]

Please.

[Robert Kelly]

It's killing it.

[Big J Okerson]

Killing it.

[Robert Kelly]

And me and me and Jay gonna look at some quiches this weekend.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh yeah. Go enjoy the pre record tomorrow and we'll catch you guys live. Juneteenth. Juneteenth Contest.

[Robert Kelly]

Contest.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes. And as all things involving black history there was some cheating involved.

[Joe List]

Well give it away with host Lewis.

[Robert Kelly]

Whatever dude. Whatever, whatever.

[Big J Okerson]

We love you Jo List. Thank you.

[Joe List]

Thanks for having me.

[Big J Okerson]

We'll catch you guys Monday.

[Robert Kelly]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Big J Okerson]

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