Playing Guitar For Wolves

Summary

The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: "Playing Guitar For Wolves"

Date: January 23, 2026
Channel: SiriusXM Faction Talk 103

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Episode Overview

This episode is classic "Bonfire": a blend of blunt comedian banter, irreverent nostalgia, and unscripted tangents. Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly (joined by Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Christine, and Jacob) riff on everything from infamous bad biopics and ’80s sex symbols to the chaos of the comedy business and wise (and not-so-wise) financial investments. The tone swerves from hilarious and filthy to surprisingly insightful, all delivered with the crew’s signature honesty and chemistry.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ugly-Hot Rock Stars & Bad Biopics

[01:00–01:35]

• The hosts start with trademark roasts about aging rock stars and their dubious sexual appeal.
• Discussion moves to the infamously bad "CBGB" biopic, recollecting its lackluster depiction of Iggy Pop and David Bowie and mocking the film's overt and awkward sexual scenes.
• Memorable quote:
  • Andrew Santino: “Yeah, let’s go fucking gay off... it was like some weird overt scene of like Iggy Pop and David Bowie just going to suck each other’s dicks.” [01:29]

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2. Comedy Scene Shoutouts & the Fame Game

[02:36–04:14]

• Jordan Jensen’s Breakout: Conversation about up-and-coming comedian Jordan Jensen, referencing Bradley Cooper’s public praise and her honest, self-deprecating reaction (literally having to find a place to poop in the park during her moment of viral fame).
• Jay and Bobby reminisce about getting their own shoutouts and reflect on how timing, luck, and preparation create "fame."
• Quote:
  • Bobby Lee: “They call it when timing, luck, and preparation meet, Jay. Yeah, that’s called fame.” [04:10]

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3. Trash Talk: Sex, Scandal, and the Feldmans

[04:45–15:00]

• The team devolves into a wild conversation about Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, childhood “fooling around,” and the drama of questionable documentaries.
  • They openly skewer Feldman’s claims and Haim’s mother’s public reactions.
  • Bobby Lee: "You can't molest the kid your same age. That's just fooling around." [07:30]
• They joke about the absurdity of some Feldman-focused podcasts and their own (lack of) journalistic integrity during softball interviews with Feldman documentary insiders.
• Notable moment:
  • Christine: "Judy Haim calls Feldman a disgusting human being after learning of his claims..." [07:59]
  • Andrew Santino: "Corey Feldman can’t wait—he was so happy Corey Haim is dead..." [11:42]

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4. Reality TV Meltdowns: Corey vs. Corey

[15:00–24:00]

• The group live-commentates the infamous kitchen fight between Corey Haim and Corey Feldman from "The Two Coreys" reality show.
  • Obsessed with set design, they mock the kitchen’s “wolf” range, Italian backsplash, and staged fruit.
  • Hilarious breakdown of the fight’s dynamics, exaggerated “tough guy” talk, and how embarrassment trumps pain in reality-TV scraps.
  • Quote:
    • Andrew Santino: "Once Corey Haim gets super serious... Corey Feldman just spends the whole time going like, ‘Please, let go of my lapels. You’re bending my dragons.’" [25:14]
• Parallels drawn to what would happen if the Bonfire crew did their own cabin reality show ("The Odd Throuple").

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5. Nostalgia & ’80s Sex Scenes: Nicole Eggert, Alyssa Milano, and More

[27:43–35:33]

• Guys recall their adolescent crushes and the overabundance of softcore sex scenes from ’80s cable movies.
• In-depth, comedic debate: would you rather film a face-to-face “box-eating” scene or a fully naked riding scene with Nicole Eggert (in "Blown Away")?
  • Embarrassment and “sock-on-the-dick” logistics hilariously dissected.
  • Bobby Lee: “She kept rubbing it off because my ding dong was just going inside my body.” [28:55]
• The group laments most ’80s sex symbols’ slippery slide into obscurity or victimhood to hard life and disease.
  • Andrew Santino: "You understand why God gave her cancer." [31:35]
• Cultural critique of growing up as “misogynistic pieces of shit” raised on gratuitous T&A in films.

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6. Life, Aging, and Trying Not to Dye

[35:40–44:00]

• The conversation shifts into the aging of male icons like Johnny Depp, Rob Lowe, Tommy Lee, and how the pressures of stardom ignite a desire to hold on to youth forever.
  • Discussion about going gray, dyeing hair, and whether men should fight aging at all.
  • Robert Kelly: "Comics can be old. Comics—we can get old. We can just stay our age and it doesn’t matter." [42:30]
• Patrice O'Neal remembered on his deathbed—gray bearded and un-dyed, with stories of black comics' dedication to hair dye.

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7. Childhood Crushes, 'Bombshell' Nostalgia & Playboy Memories

[43:29–47:19]

• Favorites debated: Winona Ryder, Sherilyn Fenn, Samantha Morton, Jamie Gertz.
• Jacob reveals his Playboy collection and heartbreak over learning Sherilyn Fenn was "too sexual" for her boyfriend Jamiroquai.
• The group jokes about being exhausted by girlfriends who want to have sex too often.
  • Jacob: "That made me mental, you know."
  • Robert Kelly: "Even in my young 20s, I didn’t like to. I like to build it, build it, build it, do it and then done." [45:49]

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8. Investments: From Apple Stock to Silver Coins

[47:46–56:00]

• The comics veer into personal finance:
  • Marvel at how Duff McKagan’s dad made him a millionaire by investing in Starbucks, Amazon, and Microsoft in the ’90s.
  • Ashton Kutcher’s tech investments.
  • Bobby Lee’s wins with Facebook and silver coins, complete with apocalyptic doomsday prepping logic.
    • Robert Kelly: "Some guy told me to buy silver... Dude, I’ve made so much money on silver it’s crazy." [52:39]
• Lengthy teasing about hiding/storing gold and silver, investment regrets, and potential for using coins in barter-economy dystopia.
• Running gag: Andrew Santino asks for market updates on everything from cobalt to frozen concentrated orange juice, mocking Wall Street jargon.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the cringiness of Hollywood sex scenes:
  • Bobby Lee: “She kept rubbing it off because my ding dong was just going inside my body.” [28:55]
• On aging out of sex symbol status:
  • Andrew Santino: "You understand why God gave her cancer." [31:35]
• On fame:
  • Bobby Lee: “They call it when timing, luck, and preparation meet, Jay. Yeah, that’s called fame.” [04:10]
• On posthumous celebrity drama:
  • Christine [re: Feldman/Haim feud]: “He’s taking advantage of someone that cannot respond.” [09:24]
• On living with regrets:
  • Andrew Santino: "If you shoot a fat guy, and he's laying on the ground...the last thing he'll say is, make sure the police pull my shirt down." [23:07]
• On prepping with silver coins:
  • Bobby Lee: "Some guy told me to buy silver... Dude, I’ve made so much money on silver it’s crazy." [52:39]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:00] – Roasting aging rock stars
• [02:36] – Jordan Jensen’s breakout/fame banter
• [04:45] – Corey Feldman/Haim drama
• [15:00] – Play-by-play of "The Two Coreys" kitchen fight
• [27:43] – Nicole Eggert/Alyssa Milano ’80s sex scenes debate
• [35:40] – Celebrity aging & gray hair
• [43:29] – Childhood bombshells and sex-obsessed partners
• [47:46] – Rockstar investing, silver vs gold, doomsday prepping

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Tone & Style

The entire episode is a wild, relentless ride blending raunchy nostalgia, locker-room riffs, heartfelt mentions of comics past and present, and the kind of inside-industry mocking only seasoned comics can deliver. The language is unfiltered, irreverent, and almost always punches up (and sometimes down), never letting up for a moment.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

If you missed this episode, you missed a rowdy, hilarious dissection of getting old, being young and dumb, and why comedians are uniquely equipped to laugh about it all—even as their peers (and their crushes) fade or fall out of Hollywood glory. The show is a real-time hangout where deeply personal, truly weird, and sometimes poignant stories from comedy and ’80s culture are all fair game. The Bonfire remains a must-listen for anyone who loves comedy’s unvarnished heart—warts, nostalgia, soft-rock biopics, and all.

Transcript

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[Andrew Santino]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly. That's for life. Yeah. This guy got laid a lot for how ugly he's always been. It's impressive.

[Bobby Lee]

Wasn't he wasn't when he was around he. That was good looking. That look was kind of hot back.

[Andrew Santino]

Then when he was young. He wasn't a bad looking guy at all. I guess he was never great looking.

[Bobby Lee]

Dirty punk.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Was good looking at one point.

[Andrew Santino]

You know they made a CBGB movie once. So bad. Did you watch that ever?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Awful.

[Andrew Santino]

Was it a series or was it a one one off movie? Maybe? A movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I saw a shitty one off movie about. About 15 years ago, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. And wasn't it y. Like me and Christine were like first dating. We watched this thing and it was like the talking head story was in there and. But Iggy Pop wasn't. The scene with Iggy Pop when the guy goes out there and Iggy Pop's like, is there any guys I could have sex with because I've had sex with all the women and then David Bowie comes up or something and they're like, yeah, let's go fucking gay off. And they just. It was like some weird over overt scene of like Iggy popping. I guess David Bowie just went to go suck each other's dicks.

[Bobby Lee]

I did that. I did that skank fest last year.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Me Sucked each other up. That's why he was all up for story wars. I drained all the come out of him.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, Zach. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey. Go back to that photo. He looks. Who does he look? Go back to the. No, the other page. You. The first page. You're on. Yeah, go back right there.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God. Right there. That. That. Nope, back over. Oh, God. Over one. The fat one. Does he. Right there. Doesn't he look like Arnold Schwarzenegger? A little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure. Definitely a Schwarzenegger.

[Bobby Lee]

Son, doesn't he look like Schwarzenegger?

[Andrew Santino]

Also, yet again, another person who looks. We were going on Skanks last night with Jordan Jensen. The people she looks like.

[Bobby Lee]

Never heard of her.

[Andrew Santino]

She's a comedian. She's killing it right now, dude. It was actually. I was so happy to see her today because, got to ask her. Was the day that. That came out, that clip of Bradley Cooper on Rogan being like, she's got it. Like, she's got it. But then it's also the funny if, like, he's like. I started filming her. Like, I got to her profile, and I was like, I think I was on A Star Is Born. It was like, Lady Gaga up there, and it's like, he's talking about your nose. And she was like, no, I know. Jordan's so funny, too. She said that. He goes, and she's so smart. She's so smart. And he said her mom called her up right away and went, you're not that smart. That was her response to the video.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's funny because I've heard that thing, that little story, and I was just framing her in, and I saw it. I just saw that they got it. Yeah, I've heard that. I've been watching a lot of actor interviews, and I've heard that little story before.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, sure. But, man, it must feel great to hear it about yourself.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

I said, she's all over the trailer.

[Bobby Lee]

Louis said on the Rogan, I'll never not do anything with Robert Kelly. And I just watched it over and over. I go, that feels so good.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I think it's her way. I mean, they gave her such a bigger role than she.

[Bobby Lee]

Then his career plummeted. Listen.

[Andrew Santino]

But she has such a bigger. I think she could get, like, offered. Like, this is, like, now she'll probably start getting offered little things.

[Jacob]

She was.

[Bobby Lee]

She was kind of on fire before that. She was. Her comedy was going. And this is blowing her up. I really like her a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Coming. This is like, such perfect time. The Netflix special drops. Then this is coming out a few months later. This is big.

[Bobby Lee]

That's when I told her.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like. I was like, I'm happy to watch you have this moment. It's such a cool moment.

[Bobby Lee]

They call it when timing, luck, and preparation meet Jay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's called Fame. She said when she was watching that. This Bradley Cooper clip yesterday morning, she was in the park and her exact words, I had to shit my pants. Unrelated to the video, which is a weird way to put it, you don't have to shit your pants. You say you have to shit.

[Bobby Lee]

I've had to shit my pants.

[Andrew Santino]

But if you don't shit your pants, it means you didn't have to shit your pants.

[Bobby Lee]

You are going to shit your pants.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not what she said.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, since you had to.

[Andrew Santino]

But then she goes, so she found a place to. She found a place to go and went. There was no toilet paper, so she.

[Bobby Lee]

Was it a bum's chest?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. She said she wet a tissue box, like, the cardboard and balled it up into, like, a wet ball and wiped her ass with that.

[Bobby Lee]

Was she American?

[Andrew Santino]

While Bradley Cooper is saying she's got it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I love about Jordan, though. The first time I had her on YKWD, she was literally 20 minutes late. And I'm like, I don't even know her. Someone told me I got to have her on. She's cool. And she rolls in and I'm like, what the fuck? She goes, sorry, I was fucking this dude and I was banging. So I apologize. I was like, sit down, lady. I fucking love. That's the greatest answer ever. Just came out. She was just boning some dude at her apartment.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Tell me if I nail this right now. We sang this last night on Skanks. Do me a favor, get to the end. Get to the after. Lady Gaga's verse. Tell me if I don't nail this exactly. Turn my monitors up blue.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Turn up my cans.

[Bobby Lee]

They just pantomime turning things up. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now if you stop it for a second, hard, I'm gonna say, did I kill it?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna say, no, but you did make it rain.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's raining outside right now. You want to take a shot at it now? We fight white men, dude. We fight white men. Comanche Chief.

[Andrew Santino]

Play your little fun games, but I saw you have to look over your glasses to make sure Lady Gaga was in this room. You thought I was surprising you with Lady Gaga and she's ghost singing me in the back.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you, the second time was a little better than the first. I think you need a little warm up. You just went in cold.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, maybe I need a swig of water.

[Bobby Lee]

Take a swig of water and do a little fal la's without reverb.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, A I o U, A, I, O. What was this? What was the Corey fun one?

[Bobby Lee]

Sometimes. Why play that backwards? Cory ha.

[Andrew Santino]

Was raped. Her mom is his mom. Cory's mom is. Is going at him hard now, I guess. Right? Is. That's the newer stuff again. She's like, yo, shut the up about my son. She hates him so much.

[Bobby Lee]

I would, too, if he was just.

[Andrew Santino]

She's like, you make my son's whole legacy that he got butt. You keep telling people he got butt. It's like you don't even mention movies you've done together anymore. He was like, I knew Corey Haim butt.

[Bobby Lee]

Claims.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's right. I forgot now. He said that he molested him. She's like, yo, you off already?

[Jacob]

It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't.

[Andrew Santino]

How are you still alive?

[Bobby Lee]

You can't molest the kid your same age. That's just fooling around.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way. You're absolutely right. Molest.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The same age.

[Bobby Lee]

Piece of.

[Andrew Santino]

You gate off with your friends.

[Jacob]

Come on.

[Andrew Santino]

This is just what guys do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what we do.

[Andrew Santino]

He molested me. He placed my mouth on his penis.

[Jacob]

Look at my dick, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like rock hard right now. And then he convinced me to bob my head up and down. His butt is just in my mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't we just touch each other or something?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. She. Judy Haim calls Feldman a disgusting human being after learning of his claims, which appear in his Corey Feldman vs. The World documentary. The documentary was directed by Marcy. Scroll up. And now it's saying they were. That he molested him while they were doing the Lost Boys. Which is like, right when they met. Yeah, right when he's saying, right out of the gates, this kid was like, yo.

[Christine]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

He's like, I don't want to goes. Do you know any guys that will me then. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jacob]

Just portray him as, like, maniacally gay at that age. You know, like something next level.

[Bobby Lee]

You need years of gay to be maniacally gay. You can't just come out of the gate. Nobody has those superpowers.

[Jacob]

He says he's always needing gay stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

I saw a little bit of the documentary. This is the mom, Haim's mom. I saw a little bit of it, and I spoke to the director, Marcy. I told her that I'm not going to pay a penny for it. But somebody actually recorded it on the phone and sent it to me. All right. And I said, wow. Okay. Feldman spoke a lot, and he said that my kid molested him. And I just I couldn't believe it. I think he's disgusting human being. I think he really needs help. This is what I think. I know he needs help because he's hiding behind my kid to stay relevant. And I think that's what he's doing. I think that what he's doing is beyond any friend. He's calling himself a friend. What friend does what he does? What friend? They were not friends, period. He's taking advantage of someone that cannot respond.

[Bobby Lee]

They were lovers.

[Andrew Santino]

He can go to hell.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a little deeper than friends.

[Andrew Santino]

You go to hell, as far as I'm concerned.

[Bobby Lee]

Did they sucked each other off to this song?

[Andrew Santino]

Did you see. And then I saw a thing today. The. I think it was the Jim and Them podcast. Those guys are great. They just cover this.

[Bobby Lee]

The Jim and Them.

[Andrew Santino]

Jim and Them podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the Jim and Them podcast?

[Andrew Santino]

It's like a Corey Feldman only podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I thought Norton had a new podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

Jim and they.

[Bobby Lee]

He can't mention Anthony Obi in it.

[Jacob]

I heard about this, but then I was. I was feeling angry because I don't know them, so maybe it's great. But we. This was our thing first, and now I feel like this is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but they're doing a. I mean, they're just. That. They're like just Corey Thumb.

[Jacob]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

When you say you're angry, can you say, I was feeling normal?

[Andrew Santino]

It's really funny. It's. Do they do other stuff too? Maybe I just catch the stuff from the algorithm of Rick Flavor go down. But then it's like. Yeah, no, it's more Corey. Yeah, it's mostly Corey Feldman stuff. But they're great. I think they've asked me to come on before. I should try to work out something, pop on a zoom with them or something. But they. They cover it great. They said we did a fluff interview with Marcy.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

They're like, I guess she won't go on their show. So they're like, they. A softball interview.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, because we did get a. We did get a pre. Pre phone call. She was a little nervous and I.

[Andrew Santino]

Think, yeah, but the pre. But you said I called you because you did the pre phone call. Yeah, I did. And I said to you. I go, did she fucking hit us with a bunch of can't says and don't. And she just goes. She goes, I don't know enough about. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

She just didn't know about enough.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't want to speak frankly about drug stuff that I don't know that I Didn't see.

[Bobby Lee]

I said, well, she has to be careful what she says because she's being sued. And then I said, well, we'll ask you stuff, and if it's something you can't talk about, just. Just say, I can't talk about it. She's like, okay, fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then we gave a. Then we just gave a softball interview.

[Andrew Santino]

And then we just did a softball.

[Jacob]

I loved it.

[Andrew Santino]

I loved it. I thought it was great. We did softball.

[Jacob]

What was there to argue about, though? I mean, it is what the film speaks for itself.

[Andrew Santino]

But I will tell you this. Corey Feldman can't wait. He was so happy. He's so happy Corey Haim is dead. Because in something I was watching of theirs today, talking about. They go back to on the show, the tale, the two Coreys, they got into a fight, like a physical fight once.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And Corey Haim fucking is tossing Corey Feldman's like, you don't fucking want to do. He's like, tell me like, you want to fucking do this with me, man. And Corey Feldman just getting like dragged around the room by his lapels of his stupid middle afternoon of a weekday suit he's wearing for no reason.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you dressed like this on a Tuesday?

[Bobby Lee]

It was in the kitchen too, which is stupid. You don't want to fight your friend.

[Jacob]

In the kitchen in front of his wife.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no, here's what happened. Corey Haim calls Corey Feldman's wife a dumb bitch. And then Corey Feldman goes, don't talk about my wife, man. And then Corey Haim just tosses him around the kitchen for a little bit in front of his wife. And his wife is going, stop it.

[Jacob]

Stop.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop it now. Stop it. She wishes.

[Jacob]

So hot.

[Andrew Santino]

She wishes in hindsight so much. She just let Cory beat up Cory. I should have let him beat the shit out of you in that kitchen, you fucking jerk off.

[Jacob]

There's a new clip, I guess, that Marcy released. It's so funny. The rehearsing for the tour. A new extended clip where he's like.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he does the sounds.

[Jacob]

No, you have to land on my cha. Like when I go, ch. You have to hit that crash.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's for the ga ga ga gun.

[Christine]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Ga ga ga you.

[Bobby Lee]

I think none of us have lived through that with you on a live show.

[Jacob]

You're just saying it spoke to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby, Bobby, right there. I want you to go.

[Andrew Santino]

Christine, did you find the fight in a 6 hour 15. I was going to give you such props.

[Christine]

I'm looking, but somebody put the entire Series up in one.

[Andrew Santino]

I will watch that. I will absolutely watch it on a weekend. Maybe this weekend in one video. I mean, I'll get pulled down for it, but I would livestream. Watching the two Coreys from that would be great. But I'll get pulled.

[Bobby Lee]

Isn't there a rule, though, that's like 20 seconds and then you have to talk and then 20 seconds and then you talk.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll be lucky If I make 20 seconds not talking. I'm just saying I would love to do it, but I think they pulled me up. I watched the Chris Hansen thing once and they shut me down.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called the Big J Law.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I just watch your license? Can I just watch your monetized stuff and monetize it myself by laughing at it?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here it is. Here it is.

[Andrew Santino]

You're saying I can't do that?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, first of all, he had such a normal. When I watched this, I was like, corey Feldman has such a beautiful, normal life. Look at that. They have apples in the middle. The kitchen is nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Listen. Because he. Whether they were Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman may have been sober this time. It's very possible. He was. I think. I know. He's going like in and out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's got a button down shirt. I mean, granted, this little hint of dragons going up the front for sure, but that was when he was just getting into it.

[Andrew Santino]

His pockets definitely have upside down crosses on them.

[Jacob]

Yeah. Even when you think there's no flare, it's there.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, there's flair there. Don't you worry. But here's the thing. He's. He may be sober at this point, and so the show does catch. Why he looks so normal is because Corey Haim is spiraling at this point. Yeah, he's way fucked up on.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he married this normal quote unquote woman.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, she was there.

[Andrew Santino]

She's a porn slut.

[Bobby Lee]

Not then.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. Playboy girl. Or he met her to play through. He only meets him at the Playboy Mansion. Dude, he is hilarious. She is, by the way. Yeah, she's doing hors d'.

[Bobby Lee]

Oeuvres. You want a little pig in a blanket? You.

[Andrew Santino]

You see her now? She's hilarious now. No. Yeah. You've seen dawn lately? No. This girl now, she's all tatted up.

[Bobby Lee]

She beat it up.

[Andrew Santino]

She's beat up now.

[Bobby Lee]

She's Tampa.

[Jacob]

Susie.

[Andrew Santino]

Susie.

[Bobby Lee]

She's hot, though.

[Jacob]

It was Susie Feldman biggest here fully.

[Andrew Santino]

Naked, which is nice when she was young.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's really hot.

[Andrew Santino]

She's hot. Oh, yeah, no doubt hot, but so Again, this show was like. They both agreed to it. So I don't feel bad for Corey Hayman, the show, but like. Like, it's definitely his thing. Trying to exploit. Oh, please play that. You found the fight. Please. This is so good. You don't want this, man. Pause it for a second.

[Bobby Lee]

Of course.

[Andrew Santino]

Jacob, admit the one thing. I don't know whose house they're in. That's a nice wolf range. Am I right? It looks wolf. Maybe Viking.

[Jacob]

I like either one. I like. I'm beginning to be more of a wolf man than a Viking.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting. But you won't come to my house to see my wolf. Wow.

[Jacob]

I would.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't show up when you were invited.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like the soprano tile. The backsplash. The soprano backsplash.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a little. It's a little gaudy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

But I don't mind it.

[Bobby Lee]

Such a Guinea thing of the time, though. Yeah.

[Jacob]

I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Anthony Kumi had a mansion, but it just sucked because he just had these big.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Stupid Italian.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Hey, why is your kitchen looking a Roman bath?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember he had really long curtains and then mini curtains at the top. I'm like, who bought those?

[Andrew Santino]

Are people about to come out and blow bubbles into my tub with long horns?

[Jacob]

I don't know if this is their house or this is the house they shot in.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They might just give him a place.

[Jacob]

I believe this is the house they shot it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, this was their house at the time. I think he lived in Canada. He lived in. This was shot in Canada. He lived in Canada. And he was. He had, like, a semi normal life at that time.

[Andrew Santino]

Feldman.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And this is probably.

[Andrew Santino]

Feldman moved to Canada.

[Bobby Lee]

This is. I think this was shot. I believe this was in Canada.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe shot in Canada. But I think with Jacob's saying, I don't know if they need their house. They may just put him in a place to film the show.

[Bobby Lee]

There's too many things around that are, like, personal.

[Andrew Santino]

This is the kind of magic we would have had on fucking. I forget what the show is even going to be called now. You guys out in the woods. What are we calling it?

[Jacob]

Three.

[Andrew Santino]

The odd thruffle.

[Bobby Lee]

Odd thruffle.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. The odd throuple would have worked great. Because this kind of things would happen.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

When Lou. Lou would. Or you would have said something shitty about Lou's wife. And then we would laugh when you were tossing Lou around the kitchen together. Hey, shut the up, Lou. Shut the up.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't want this with Me, man. You don't want this with me, man.

[Andrew Santino]

You're fucking the wrong bull, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Especially if he was in the tiny house. You'd be fighting in the living room kitchen.

[Andrew Santino]

We.

[Bobby Lee]

We should. We should get them up there and have them film it in the winter so there's nowhere to go. They just have to stay inside.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, the odd throuple. It still has to happen, by the.

[Jacob]

Way, Bobby, I think this is. Anytime you see the perfect fruit or arrangement in the. On the counter, I don't buy it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. And that's why I think it's a set. It's definitely designed for sure. Now, wait a second now. They were saying something. We revisit something real quick. I hate to jump subjects, and I swear to you, we're talking about Christine's comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we really were coming.

[Andrew Santino]

Every complaint you had for DJ Lou for being the problem, being like you and DJ Lou were gonna go at it in the woods like that. He is eliminated from his life 100 of those things. No more booze, no more smoking weed, nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a sober guy. You guys might connect.

[Jacob]

No, no. Now that's true. Now I'm saying I'm 100% the problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Agreed? Yes, that's right. It's you.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? You can have our loft space.

[Jacob]

No, I'm going to mentally make myself.

[Andrew Santino]

Insane, and that's where the funny happens.

[Jacob]

Yeah, but you're not good for the audience.

[Andrew Santino]

But you can't have any of these anymore. Everything was. Lou's gonna smoke and he's gonna smoke inside and blah, blah, blah.

[Bobby Lee]

None of that's all gone.

[Andrew Santino]

None of that.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no smoking.

[Andrew Santino]

You gotta do jigsaw puzzles with you all night if you want.

[Bobby Lee]

I even exercise now.

[Andrew Santino]

He even exercises now.

[Bobby Lee]

I have bands up there. You can use the bands. Yeah, I got bands up there. We got a little deck you can sit out on.

[Jacob]

It's me now.

[Bobby Lee]

You can have the. You can have me. You have me.

[Jacob]

You can.

[Andrew Santino]

That means it was you always. And you were blaming Lou.

[Jacob]

No, no, I. I always. It was me and it was Lou. Now it's just me.

[Andrew Santino]

I never would have always done it. We would have always done it.

[Jacob]

I always said I would have made Lou insane.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Poor Black Lew is good with everybody. Nobody has a problem.

[Jacob]

See? You don't want him there because he's.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly what we want.

[Jacob]

No, I'll tell you why.

[Bobby Lee]

Because of my neighbors.

[Andrew Santino]

No, because he does 2026, Jacob. No one cares but that much anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

My neighbors Are cool, man.

[Jacob]

He gets me to do stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

They're gonna throw him boat keys once in a while and say, bring it around for me. But they. There's no. There's no ballet to fucking marina.

[Jacob]

Lou's too good at what he does, which is making everyone come together and have a good time. He'll make me do stuff that, you know, I don't want to do this, but, you know, I'm kind of liking it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, Jacob, you're telling the show. You're showing the show's trajectory right now. Right. You're going to be in it. He's getting you guys going. But eventually oil will hit water.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And you guys will clash, and it will be fantastic.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the real comedy camp. I wanted to make Black wig, you have some fun. This is Comedy Camp 2.

[Jacob]

You had the players right here in the room, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I think if Christina's gonna help us with hotels this time around for Skankfest, we might as well get an Airbnb and live this odd throuple dream, you know? We're gonna look to stay longer this time around anyway, buddy.

[Bobby Lee]

We get, we get.

[Andrew Santino]

But I want it to be like a railroad style apartment where no one has a lot of their own space.

[Bobby Lee]

We get it in the ninth. Well, there's still water damage.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You guys are gonna stay in Lil Wayne's childhood home. You about to get batted bat and rat a rowdy Jacob. I can't believe Jacob wasn't. I'm so happy Jacob wasn't one of the people who got drugged by bikini girls and robbed and left naked in a car. I love that she's a thing down there.

[Jacob]

That's insane, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Jacob]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Anybody will take a drink from a girl in a bikini. Yeah. Listen, I'll be honest with you. I would have been got by that.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If I thought a girl was, like, affiliated with a bar and, like, we're giving out. I mean, I may have just. If it was like, you know, if they were like, it's Jaegermeister, I would just not do it because it's Jaeger. Right. But if they were just like, oh, they're little rum shots or whatever to get everybody, like, I would have been like, yeah, sure. I wouldn't have thought anything about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Wake up in your pink Louis Vuitton underwear.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude. The worst thing. The worst thing about being robbed and left naked would be being naked for sure. I would not even be thinking about everything I've lost. I'll be thinking, how am I Gonna get out here with the least amount of people seeing my little Winger, huh? Do they leave the glove? I put the glove over my wiener. I gotta put it over my balls too, so it stays.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the worst part of anything. That's the worst part of an accident. I don't want to get into a car accident because I don't want to be on the side of the road where they have to rip my clothes off to save my life, buddy.

[Andrew Santino]

I think I said it for. It's Naim Ali, comic from Philly. So funny that Lewis gave me one of his jokes third hand once. And the concept is so funny. That said the fat people, like, he's like, if you took the toughest big dude, you know, and he's like, just go over to him. He goes, he's the scariest guy, you know. He's like a Suge Knight dude. He goes, just lift his shirt up a little bit. He goes, hey, man, come on, what are you doing? He goes, dude, if. He goes. If you shoot. He goes, if you shoot a fat guy and he's laying on the ground, the last thing he'll say is, he goes, make sure the police pull my shirt down.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the worst.

[Andrew Santino]

He goes, make sure the police make sure they pull my shirt down before they get here.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the worst feeling.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so funny. No matter what. He goes, yo, if you were, like, in a furious fight with someone, they just would overlift your shirt. He goes, what are you doing, man?

[Bobby Lee]

Come on.

[Andrew Santino]

Now.

[Bobby Lee]

When I get up on the plane, sometimes my shirt is bunched up in the back and my side fat. I can feel the air. And it's just an immediate, like, pull my dress down.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel from shuffling around on planes that my pants are coming down halfway my ass. And just not want anybody to see. I just tried to do. I've mastered, like, in seat moves. Like, yeah, like, trying to just, like, like, get my ass up a little bit enough to pull them up a little tiny bit. And then I feel like I pull my shirt up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's how they build the pyramids.

[Andrew Santino]

Same noises for sure. Yep. Let's watch this fight. Also, Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman is a chalk, though. I mean, I know they're encouraging this from production on something, but there is a point where this is going on. If you guys are funny, you'd be like, yo, I'll talk to him. You beat it. Like, go in the other room. But to sit there while she's, like, jawing back and forth, I'm just going.

[Jacob]

Like, oh, I hate this kind of stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a mean thing to say, though. To say, yeah, we're a team and you don't have a team.

[Andrew Santino]

That just hurts, right?

[Bobby Lee]

I love. I love how people, when they fight, they immediately turn ghetto. You want to step.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's the best.

[Bobby Lee]

They just start using words they've never used.

[Andrew Santino]

You with the wrong one, son. You with the wrong one, Jay. You're 50. I know. I'm hyped, though. I know you ain't the one or the two. You don't want this smoke. You know, I never said that in my life before. You don't want this smoke, son. You don't want to smoke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my.

[Bobby Lee]

It's something inside of every guy. Just some tough gang member or you.

[Andrew Santino]

Find yourself doing something like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh? You try to look crazy eyed, all completely planned.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you gonna do, dude? What are we gonna do, dude?

[Bobby Lee]

Huh?

[Jacob]

This is every man's nightmare. Your wife having to save you, by the way. Don't want it, but you need it.

[Andrew Santino]

Once Corey Haim gets super serious back, dude. Corey Feldman just spends the whole time going just like, chin up, like, say what you're saying. Please, let's finish. Please let go of my lapels. You're bending my dragons. You're putting folds in my embroidered dragons.

[Bobby Lee]

But she. She immediately realized that her husband's gonna get her get his ass kicked. She ran away, babe.

[Andrew Santino]

Please. I'm five foot three.

[Bobby Lee]

As soon as he goes at him, Corey just pushes him against the sink and she runs right.

[Andrew Santino]

Taller than him. Wife has to come save him.

[Bobby Lee]

Taller than both of them.

[Andrew Santino]

The tallest person in the house at 5 7.

[Bobby Lee]

She could probably both of them up.

[Andrew Santino]

Both y' all stop before I knock both of y' all the out.

[Bobby Lee]

That would have been a great one if they all fought and then they at the end.

[Andrew Santino]

That would be great.

[Bobby Lee]

Just grabs their both and caught. Guys, listen, settle down.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Jacob]

Oh, such a great movie.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. Now can I ask you who would you rather be? Okay. Because I. I'm only remembering two sex scenes from this in my mind from each. Would you rather have done the Corey Haim one where you're going face to face with, I can only assume, some sort of covered, but you're face to face with their fucking young hot Nicole Egger box? Or would you rather the scene where you get to look up because Corey Feldman, she was on top of him in a bed and she was like fully naked riding him.

[Jacob]

I remember the box one made an impression on me. Of course I did the on top Nicole Eggard was.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm saying for filming purposes.

[Bobby Lee]

I do on top.

[Andrew Santino]

Also though, the thing about going down and doing the box eating scene though is you don't have to be naked. Naked.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't have your wing wang and a sock.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's embarrassing. I do that.

[Andrew Santino]

So I change the post eating scene for that reason alone. You get all box but you have no embarrassment.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Other than you're like, oh, isn't this weird that I've said this before?

[Bobby Lee]

But I was on the. When I did this, I did the pilot for FX and my wife had to ride me and I had one of those socks on. But it kept. She kept rubbing it off because my ding dong was just going inside my body.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the worst. They made me wear. They made me wear, like, a nude underwear thing for a thing on Z Rock once. And just like. And again. Never even got showed or anything like that. It was just. It had to go low enough that they put this on. And again you're in the back, like, jerking your dick, trying to make it look regular soft instead of terrified of the world and preparing for, I guess, a nuclear blast.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you guys have those balloons that they make?

[Andrew Santino]

It's a fallout shelter in my gun.

[Bobby Lee]

Those balloons that they make a dog out of, like those little. You have to blow up and then just put it on the top and let it suck back down, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

Can someone shrink wrap this for me?

[Bobby Lee]

I remember Andrew Schultz had to do a nude scene, and they put a sock on him. Boy, did he. Did he not need. Woof. That wing wang was big. He jumped out of a closet. Is schwong. He's got a big piece. He filled that whole sock up. Looked like a fucking old lady's leg and a nylon.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry. I'm just wondering if we can go through one day without you talking about how great Andrew Schultz is.

[Jacob]

Just.

[Bobby Lee]

He's just.

[Andrew Santino]

I know you don't do it on air every day, but, dude, at least a text a day, and it's getting out of hand.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you know. Look, everybody admires somebody.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, ask him to take you on the road and stop complimenting his dick every single day.

[Bobby Lee]

I have.

[Andrew Santino]

He's not answering, is he?

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's not answering.

[Andrew Santino]

You're still calling the show flagrant, too. Go back. Yeah. Look at this. You get the full. You get the folk. You get to pull her panties off.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Feel her bum. Bum. That's a nice one.

[Andrew Santino]

Now she's got something. It doesn't look like she has anything on, but let's say she does. This is great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now go to the Feldman one.

[Bobby Lee]

Geez, she's hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she was something, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

She was something.

[Andrew Santino]

So pretty. And like, all of them, they just became a fat turd.

[Christine]

And then this is all the sex scenes.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Get to them. Or there was one with her. Get to where she finally felt. This might be all the Haim ones.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, what's that?

[Christine]

The whole movie.

[Jacob]

Wet Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, all right.

[Andrew Santino]

This might be it. This might be her with Feldman.

[Bobby Lee]

Then right here, that makeup artist just made jizz on her shoulder.

[Andrew Santino]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not.

[Andrew Santino]

This is where you get surprised. No, no.

[Christine]

I'll find It.

[Andrew Santino]

What the.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it just him?

[Andrew Santino]

She. Corey Feldman too in the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

But he gets there. He.

[Andrew Santino]

She's he her the whole movie. Right? That's the big thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at his little tiny weird nipples that are too close together.

[Andrew Santino]

It's such a poorly written movie. It's such a good an after or like a late night. Your mom watched a movie like the. The Flim Flame of a Corey goes. I know we're brothers, but I would never liked you like in one of those. Like, you know that the tell them reveal of everything. I've been planning this for weeks. But I mean I watched it 500 times to smack to these scenes.

[Bobby Lee]

She's. I never seen this. She smoked. Never seen it.

[Jacob]

It's exceptional.

[Andrew Santino]

Just cable. Just on cable.

[Bobby Lee]

Smoking hot. I mean really hot.

[Andrew Santino]

No. You understand why God gave her cancer. Yeah.

[Jacob]

None of it makes sense.

[Andrew Santino]

Eventually you must pay the price for that beauty.

[Bobby Lee]

You must pay the price for being that pretty.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Her life was so great for so long.

[Bobby Lee]

She does it to a lot of people.

[Jacob]

54. Well, I can't understand it drives me nuts.

[Bobby Lee]

The cancer taking your hair away. That really does.

[Andrew Santino]

You know now before the cancer, dude, she ballooned up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she did. She became a mom.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's what happened.

[Bobby Lee]

She.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, a real oof.

[Jacob]

But Hollywood's the best. You just say, why don't we make a movie where we bang Nicole Eggert the whole movie.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean the 80s.

[Andrew Santino]

Ladies are really nice. That's what they do with Listen Milano. They go, guys seem like, listen Milano, let's just throw her enough money that she's willing to get and do some lesbian on a. In a movie that means absolutely nothing about nothing. And you wonder why there's no beginning, middle or end of that movie. There's no plot. It's just three scenes of Alyssa Milano's tits. You hope that's all anybody's ever seen.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so funny. And they wonder why they raised a bunch of misogynistic pieces of shit. We were raised on tna. Every movie had tna. We jerked off to every movie we saw. Tits and everything.

[Andrew Santino]

I spilled all over my house to this movie.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never seen it. I'm gonna try to do it at 55.

[Christine]

There's like 50 sex scenes, it seems.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. It's just non stop. The hottest chick to a teenager at that time, she's smoking.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I remember. She's coming off a fucking. That's a pretty good scene for Corey Feldog. I mean, I envy this one.

[Jacob]

Look at his face.

[Bobby Lee]

God, he's over acts in a sex scene.

[Andrew Santino]

He's the worst actor.

[Bobby Lee]

My Lord. Oh, what is he. Is he fighting her or her?

[Andrew Santino]

Is it in?

[Bobby Lee]

He had the same face when he fuffed. Cory.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah, you're in me.

[Jacob]

This one's complete shadow. You can't see her.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm talking about the filming process, not talking about the jerk awfulness of the scene. Well, she is a good long dick ride.

[Bobby Lee]

Did she pull the back up though the little robe in the back?

[Andrew Santino]

For sure. Listen for the camera shot. This is not the hottest scene. I'm saying, which scene would you prefer to shoot?

[Bobby Lee]

Is it. Am I old? Because I'm like. I really like those lamps. Those lamps on the side of the bed. Yes, I really do like those.

[Andrew Santino]

That is because you're old.

[Jacob]

Yeah. I remember she said on an interview, maybe it was Howard, that Corey. Corey Haim was dating her. But he was so out of his mind. He proposed to her and she just. She just laughed.

[Andrew Santino]

Really.

[Jacob]

She thought it was crazy. The idea of marrying her was ridiculous.

[Andrew Santino]

This chick was a problem everywhere she went. But could you imagine again, this is always where they come from.

[Jacob]

From.

[Andrew Santino]

You're fresh off of enjoying her.

[Bobby Lee]

This whole movie's it.

[Andrew Santino]

You're fresh off enjoying it. Is every other scene is sexy. I swear to God.

[Bobby Lee]

How did I miss this?

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

How did I miss this?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

God damn.

[Jacob]

I have this movie poster on a.

[Andrew Santino]

On a T shirt.

[Jacob]

T shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? What scene?

[Jacob]

On a hoodie.

[Andrew Santino]

Just a movie poster. But they. Yeah, man, this was great when it came out.

[Bobby Lee]

I hate when they show guy ass in movies because they always have that. They always show the hair. Just, you know, just a dark guy.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't see that. I see the dents.

[Jacob]

But, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you back up this fight a little bit? I do want to see when he grabs him again, starts tossing around. Look at his face, how much he does not want to fight this guy. He's like, I was talking. You're real. You're being real.

[Bobby Lee]

Two seconds ago, he was going to beat the out of me. They realized, oh, I can't. Hey, I don't know what's going on with you two, but I'm sick of it. Yeah, I'm done.

[Andrew Santino]

That's quite enough.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm done with you.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys either have to fight or fuck.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys gotta work this out.

[Andrew Santino]

Give me last little seconds. Here he goes. After that, he came back and tried to suck my dick.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that's the worst part is that when he. When they fooled around. Right there, that photo up top, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So he's saying lost Boys time.

[Jacob]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

A nice little fool around.

[Bobby Lee]

They look like they should be sucking each other off in that movie. A little bandana.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh well. I mean they really. The character of Sam that Corey Haim played. I mean, it's fun. They do stuff like this to be funny in the movie. Like the people who made the movie. But the messenger sends. I don't know if you remember. In his bedroom, on next to his bed was a poster of Rob Lowe showing his stomach to Rob Low with his hand, his hair showing his stomach. And it's one of the funniest things.

[Bobby Lee]

I have that in my office. I know what's wrong with that.

[Andrew Santino]

But you have it there unironically.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You have that as a goal.

[Bobby Lee]

It's signed.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna get down the. Rob. Rob.

[Bobby Lee]

I signed Rob's name.

[Andrew Santino]

But ye his bed, there was a Rob Low poster in his bedroom.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all so funny, cuz Rob Lowe doesn't even have abs. It's just like this thin stomach.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Yeah, it's just being a. It's just being a hot boy.

[Bobby Lee]

He's being a hot thin boy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He's got a poster of a hot thin boy, Rob Low in his room for no reason.

[Jacob]

I have mentioned this before. He's my spirit animal. Because he's. He's retained his youthful look for so long. Look up to him.

[Bobby Lee]

It's over, it's gone.

[Andrew Santino]

It's over now. It's done. It's over.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's getting.

[Andrew Santino]

Sir, they all hit it. It happens.

[Jacob]

Everybody did.

[Andrew Santino]

It happened to him. Tommy Lee somewhere when he kind of thought of the public eye. That's why he didn't make a big deal when his wife was just aggressively trying to fuck a different musician from that guy from Falling in Reverse. He was trying to. She was trying to fuck him like behind Tommy Lee's back and then find out she was getting catfished. So it blew up and Tommy Lee just went, it's fine. We're still. We'll sit here. It's fine. He was just like, can nobody interview me, please? I don't. I want you to see my freaky face. He looks crazy now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he looks.

[Andrew Santino]

And he was really good looking into his fift for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Vince Neil looks well, but he, he.

[Andrew Santino]

Though he got a facelift 20 fucking years ago now. 20 some years ago was. He did it. He's an idiot. That was done. Tommy Lee just looked good for a Long time. Rob Lowe's gone, Nick is gone, Nikki's gone.

[Bobby Lee]

The whole. The whole crew. The Nikki Sixx is done too. He looks like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he looks like. But he still probably looks like. He looks the most normal. He got Mick out of the four.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you can't include Mick Mars. He's been dead for 37 years.

[Jacob]

But Mick Mars looks exactly the same.

[Andrew Santino]

He does.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true, that's true.

[Jacob]

He's held it together.

[Andrew Santino]

He always had crazy horror.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he looked dead when he started the band.

[Andrew Santino]

Remember Lucian who used to run the comic strip? Yeah, he looks like Lucian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he used to lose a finger every once in a while.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he did. And he just show up with more gloves. Yeah, he had leather gloves with flappy fingered gloves.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, one of them, one of them would be loose because the finger. And then he'd come back. There'd be two loose little fingers.

[Andrew Santino]

If it was windy, it's like, oh, it's impossible. They're flipping backwards.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he had a stuff like the Scarecrow. He had to put more hay in his finger.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

When he passed me, he ate soup with gloves on and told me that I sound like a negro comedian. He was great. He goes, you have the energy of a Negro or Hispanic comedian. So I can use you late night? No, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

It's an accurate tip.

[Andrew Santino]

You have the energy of a negro. It don't cost nothing.

[Jacob]

I would add, John Stamos finally looks kind of old.

[Andrew Santino]

He was the other one I was thinking of. That's the one I was thinking.

[Jacob]

Johnny Depp.

[Bobby Lee]

Johnny Depp.

[Andrew Santino]

Johnny Depp hit a wall hard.

[Bobby Lee]

That, that trial. Johnny Depp up, it put him.

[Jacob]

Well, he.

[Andrew Santino]

You saw, he's already pretty up, but they can clean him up. Like he can get. They can get him together enough to look weird, but still like what he's supposed to be in, like, you know, while he's playing guitar for Wolves for a Savage commercial. And then Fat came in.

[Bobby Lee]

What he played.

[Andrew Santino]

And then Fat. And then Fat just came in the play. And that's what happened. You got that neck, the fat neck in the. In the chipmunk cheeks. And that's just when it's. Oh, you just see, you see the old. And again, that's just a booze bag. It's just somebody who drinks.

[Bobby Lee]

It's almost like the last pirate movie he just never came out of, I'm telling you.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's booze. If, if he. If he got genuinely clean and sober, Johnny Depp, I bet he would look pretty good for. He'd get another four or five years.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to get all new teeth, though. He just let his teeth. Rotten teeth there. They just rotted out.

[Andrew Santino]

Did they?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That doesn't not make sense to me.

[Jacob]

Me.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's gone, but I mean, yeah, he's.

[Jacob]

Not gonna put the photos.

[Andrew Santino]

We're talking about stunning human being, though, at one point. Stunning, Stunning.

[Bobby Lee]

Stunning.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, gorgeous and cool. Looking pretty deep into life. And then now. Now he's not. Dude, you got. You see the eyes. He's just. He's done himself with. He lived too hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If he had gotten old like that. If he just went old.

[Andrew Santino]

What is that? Is that.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. That's him as a. If he just went gray.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's just from a movie, though. That's him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He would look good like that.

[Andrew Santino]

He would look great like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Y. That should be savage.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'd buy fucking shit from that guy. That would be a great foray into his old age look.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's the problem is they don't want to get old.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. I understand it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's like Sean Connery got better looking as he got older.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you, Pago. I get it. Believe me, I get it. I don't know. I've had these conversations that make me laugh hard where I'm like, is there a time where I go, like, these jeans are a little young for me? Like, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was four years ago, probably.

[Christine]

Probably this or like this. That.

[Bobby Lee]

I like that. I like. I like gray. Distinct.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't pull that off.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think you could pull that off.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If you grew your hair a little bit and you let. You let it go gray, you could pull that off.

[Christine]

But you're actually. You don't dye anything. So you're not. You're not like, gray like this yet.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't.

[Jacob]

You don't.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't put medicine. No, that's great, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

For hair color.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, look how gray I have on the size.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not that bad.

[Jacob]

Bad.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not great. I don't have any on top. Really?

[Bobby Lee]

That's great. Good feet, dude. I went gray at 32. Oh, yeah.

[Christine]

My hair looks like his.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I would let it go. Great. What I hate about my beard is that it's like, I'd rather. If it was more gray would be fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like mine, and I don't want to do it, but I'm also not going to dye it black, you know, or brown or whatever. So it's like I leave it so that I don't dislike the gray in my beard. I just don't like that it's like gray and then not gray at all. You know what I mean? It's like, it's. It's patchy. I don't like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Aren't they coming out with something that will reverse gray hair? Aren't they coming up with, like.

[Jacob]

I just read about that. They have something about keeping the pigment.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there's something coming out. Would you take that and go full.

[Andrew Santino]

They reverse it. It says or does it. It'll stop it from happening further.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's reverse it. I thought it was reverse.

[Jacob]

It was reversed, too.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. There's all kinds of shit.

[Andrew Santino]

I would.

[Bobby Lee]

You would? Yeah, sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Why not? I mean, unless it's, like, dangerous, it doesn't mean that much to me. Yeah. If it was like, it's completely safe. Everything's fine. Like Tesla. Yeah, sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Stuff that's dangerous. Just like, it will hurt you having a baby or. I don't take it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I don't give a.

[Bobby Lee]

About that.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Start leaving cream pies, yo. Thank you. I think cream pie. No, it's okay. It's okay. I take that gray reversal medicine.

[Bobby Lee]

It's when people, like. There's certain. Even comics, too, that don't want to get old, and they just keep doing to their face. It's like, dude, just go old. You can. Comics can be old. Comics. We can.

[Andrew Santino]

We.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the greatest part about a come. We can get old. We can just. Just stay our age. And it doesn't matter.

[Andrew Santino]

You stay your age, but you don't also want to be like, what again? It's person to person. You don't want to be. Grow. You're on camera so much. Do you know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know it was like. But, you know, a lot of. A lot of black comics, they die. Their hair. They won't go gray. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It is funny when you see it. And when you see. When it does go gray, you go, wow. It doesn't look a different person completely.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. When I visited Patrice in the hospital and he was passing away, he was all. He had a beard and he was gray.

[Andrew Santino]

All gray. His hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Hair.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Gray. He used the medicine, baby.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So funny.

[Bobby Lee]

He had that medicine. Keith medicine. Look at his sink. It's all black from the dye because he can't clean it. Just splatters of black paint on his shower.

[Andrew Santino]

Need two hands to clean that. It looks Like a Pollock. Looks like a Pollock painting in his thing.

[Jacob]

Ah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah. Can't rinse it off.

[Jacob]

I should point out Johnny Depp banged all my favorite crushes when I was a kid. He had Winona Rider. Enterprime. My. My number one. He had Sherilyn Winona Ryder.

[Andrew Santino]

Prime is your number one. One.

[Bobby Lee]

Number one.

[Jacob]

I have to say in the 80s it was either her Sherilyn Fenn, but I'm gonna go with one bigger boobs, leaps and bounds.

[Andrew Santino]

More attractive than Winona Rider.

[Jacob]

You don't. I don't know if you remember how Winona was like. Now you're thinking stranger things, maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. I remember when I wrote her. She was cute.

[Bobby Lee]

She would know. She was definitely cute back in the day. But who's the. Who's the girl that was in. What was that movie with Christian Slater and John Travolta?

[Andrew Santino]

Broken Arrow.

[Bobby Lee]

Broken Arrow. She was in Pop up the Volume too, wasn't she?

[Andrew Santino]

Samantha Morton?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. Something like. She was cute too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she was. I mean, Sherilyn fan.

[Jacob]

I'd love to.

[Andrew Santino]

Bombshell.

[Bobby Lee]

Smoking dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but bring up any picture of Winona Ryder and make it look better than that to me. It won't happen.

[Bobby Lee]

She fell off too well.

[Andrew Santino]

Well. Oh, she's big girl now.

[Bobby Lee]

She was on.

[Andrew Santino]

She's a mom.

[Bobby Lee]

She was on Psych. An episode of Psych.

[Andrew Santino]

Didn't they do. Is it a Twin Peaks episode or something?

[Bobby Lee]

Twin Peaks episode. And she was in it. She was still kind of hot, but it was like.

[Andrew Santino]

She's pretty still.

[Jacob]

Carolyn. The hottest playboy. I still have her Playboy. So the only playboy I have is Sherilyn Finn.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? Looks good. That's a really. That's not what she looked like on a day to day at all. Give us a picture of her also.

[Jacob]

Oh, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on.

[Jacob]

She's kidding.

[Andrew Santino]

Very pretty.

[Jacob]

She's very. Yeah, she's hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Hot.

[Bobby Lee]

She was hot.

[Jacob]

But also. I hate to bring this up, but. So our Dan lunch. He told us that first of all, you could. This broke my heart. Actually. It's not good news.

[Bobby Lee]

You could have just said Dan. You didn't have to say our Dan lunch.

[Jacob]

No, it's. It's a thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's over.

[Jacob]

Well, Dan said.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet he also calls it the Dan lunch. I got to take these guys to the Dan lunch.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he said that she did it, dated Jamiroquai, and he's in. In an interview, he said that he had to break up with her because all she wanted to do was like. She Wouldn't stop trying to him.

[Andrew Santino]

Poor guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it is annoying.

[Andrew Santino]

It sucks.

[Bobby Lee]

It is annoying when a girl wants to all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my gosh. I'm trying to all the time.

[Jacob]

That made me mental, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Doesn't that I dated a couple girls who like. As soon as you're done the list. You ready again? I'm like, like, no, I won't be ready till tomorrow. I'm a one and done. Even in my young 20s, I didn't like to. I like to build it, build it, build it, do it and then done.

[Andrew Santino]

I think new. You can go a couple times now.

[Bobby Lee]

I could have, but I didn't like it. I gotta do all this.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta do all this kissing again.

[Andrew Santino]

But I hate it. Yeah, sure. I can.

[Bobby Lee]

I just want to go.

[Andrew Santino]

She was very, very hot. For sure.

[Jacob]

Come on.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no.

[Jacob]

The short hair. That makes her.

[Andrew Santino]

She needed long hair. She needed long hair. Which is the thing. And I don't know about Sherilyn Fenn needed long hair or not maybe. But I'm saying Sherilyn Fenn just naturally a far sexier woman.

[Bobby Lee]

I like. I liked her in short hair. I love her short hair.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but she didn't look her best.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, her natural cans were the best.

[Jacob]

Spectacular.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because it was like back natural cans.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're right. She's hotter than short Sherilyn Finn. You're right.

[Bobby Lee]

No, sure. I mean, that's just.

[Jacob]

I covet this one Playboy.

[Bobby Lee]

That's ridiculous.

[Jacob]

From Sherilyn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She is a hundred percent. Look at the butt. Look at her eyes.

[Andrew Santino]

She was so hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God, she was smoking.

[Andrew Santino]

She really. Did she marry someone rich?

[Jacob]

I don't. I don't think so.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? She's so hot. She should probably be doing better in her life than I bet she is.

[Bobby Lee]

She's probably doing just. Yeah.

[Jacob]

People Johnny Depp throws away when he's done.

[Bobby Lee]

She's gotta be somebody in the business.

[Andrew Santino]

That's her ex husband.

[Christine]

Oh, it's an ex. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I tell you who did good. Who did the best? The chick from Less Than Zero. She's the richest. Jimmy Gertz richest woman in the world.

[Andrew Santino]

The fact it's. She's. I just saw a thing like I was watching a Lost Boys thing and they're like, yeah, but she went on her husband. It's billionaire. For sure.

[Bobby Lee]

She's a billionaire.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know if it's the richest person in the world, but she's the richest woman he owns the.

[Bobby Lee]

Not her. Not Him, Her.

[Andrew Santino]

They. It's off of something. It's off of his business, but.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's her business.

[Andrew Santino]

But with him.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, man, don't be such a misogynist.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm being a misogynist. I mean, she jumped in on the business, but they own like. Or at least he. It's the Atlanta Hawks and like a basketball team and a bunch of other stuff like that.

[Bobby Lee]

But she owns something too, right? Look it up. I think she owns her own thing.

[Andrew Santino]

She probably started some little stupid fucking thing like her necklace project or something. Yeah.

[Christine]

Wait, Cheryl.

[Andrew Santino]

Sorry. Jamie Gertz.

[Bobby Lee]

Jamie Gertz.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. She does beadwork.

[Bobby Lee]

That must be great feeling to just be an actress and then before you fall off, just become a billionaire and never have to do it again.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why I love. Every time you see Duff McKagan performing a show, you're like, that guy wants to perform music. That guy's dad made him a fucking gazillionaire. We never had to worry about it. They go, go get clean from drugs. I have a bazillion dollars waiting for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Because of the. He invested in Apple or something like that.

[Andrew Santino]

It was. Starbucks was one of them. Early Yahoo and something. It was like early Internet and early because, you know, Guns Roses came out. He's like so 87. He gets his fucking money. He put it on stuff like. Exactly. Apple. I don't know about Apple. If you could look that up, right? Look it up again. Yeah, Starbucks for sure. As long as I remember. That's always a thing. He did some interview where he mentions that. He's like, oh yeah, Starbucks has done really wonderful for me. My dad put like, you know, my check from use youe Illusion 2 into Starbucks.

[Christine]

In 1994, 100,000 was put into three small Seattle area companies. Starbucks, Microsoft and Amazon.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a time machine. Wish That's a time machine.

[Andrew Santino]

That is a time machine. Wish. That's his dad. His dad did it, I think.

[Christine]

Wow, look three small Seattle.

[Andrew Santino]

I think we said his dad, his dad understood money. So his dad was like, do this. He goes, before you spend any of this, you. He goes, take this and go do drugs and whores. Give me this and let me put this here and it's it. Fucking God damn it, man. Starbucks, Microsoft and Amazon. That's so wild. Because they were local and growing, leading to massive returns. Global giants. The savvy move made after getting sober and focusing on fine exemplified a shift in the rock stars expenses excess to smart.

[Bobby Lee]

So funny that must make the other band Members a little pissed off, though, you know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

He also co founded a wealth management firm from other musicians. Other musicians gave him the money, goes, hey, can you do that for me?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, did that too. Ashton. Ashton Kusher did the same thing. Ashton Kushner was not even investing in. On ground level. I think it was Uber and Robin Hood.

[Christine]

Airbnb.

[Bobby Lee]

And Airbnb. He was ground level on those companies.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but he's ground level. He was a more of a. But he's like a point and shoot guy. Ashton Kutcher. I think Ashton Kutcher jumped into everything, so he ends up having a lot of them. But I bet he's got 150 you don't know about. That came and went. Like, whether it's like, you know, oh, this is the thing to let you know what hotels are available last minute or something, that. That falls to pieces. He loses that. But he's also in an Uber and those things. What a fucking hit the big three.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

That's crazy. Do you see the thing here? It goes. What does it say?

[Bobby Lee]

It's like having the splits almanac.

[Andrew Santino]

It goes. The estimates. Estimates suggest. Estimates suggest that his initial investment is well worth over a hundred million dollars. From a hundred thousand.

[Bobby Lee]

It's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have stocks?

[Andrew Santino]

None.

[Bobby Lee]

I have some.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I got some that actually.

[Andrew Santino]

I invest all my money in DJ Lou.

[Bobby Lee]

Tom Papa. Can you do that? Yeah, Tom Papa told me.

[Andrew Santino]

I back DJ Lou. Heavy.

[Bobby Lee]

When Facebook took a dip. Facebook took a dip.

[Andrew Santino]

You think that's cheap? He's got his financial backer.

[Bobby Lee]

He sent me a text. He goes, you should. He just sent me a random invest in Facebook. So I just invested money. I just did it and I invested. And it actually has made me a lot of money every year.

[Andrew Santino]

Early. Early. You got to know it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. It was. They took a dip. Something happened with Facebook and it fucking. The stock plummeted.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it was only four.

[Andrew Santino]

Wasn't it on the argument of, like, can you put things up that you. You. You know, like political ads that are lies, you know, is a lie.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it was before that they became meta.

[Christine]

It was like before it was like Instagram and everybody. Because then they, like, reconfigured and just bought everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And you know what else hit big? Silver. Yeah, I bought silver. I. Dude, I bought silver. Some. Dude, I'm telling you, some guy we're talking about.

[Andrew Santino]

This is not Christine's comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Hang on a second, Hang on a second. Hang on a second, dude. Because talking about Investments. It's goes with the topic.

[Jacob]

Jay, if you don't mind.

[Bobby Lee]

Hang on one second please.

[Andrew Santino]

Apologies.

[Bobby Lee]

We're investors.

[Christine]

I.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy told me to buy silver a few years ago. He was like, dude, buy silver. I was like, why wouldn't I buy gold? He goes, cuz you have.

[Andrew Santino]

You have. Gold doesn't kill vampires or werewolves. That's why, idiot. Silver, you're going to need that silver do when the Lycans versus vampires battle begins.

[Bobby Lee]

And I got.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you even see Underworld?

[Bobby Lee]

I got so much for buying silver.

[Andrew Santino]

Coins.

[Bobby Lee]

Coins like I told you. Like dude, what are you buying? Dude, I've made so much money on silver, it's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

On your coins. Where do you keep them?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not telling you.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because.

[Andrew Santino]

Come check it out.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'll give you one. You want me to give you one?

[Andrew Santino]

I want to take it.

[Bobby Lee]

Come over and take it.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna buy little tiny gold bars from Costco if you guess. I'm gonna have a stack of tiny gold bars from Costco if you guess what myself. Pyramid of them. But I'm gonna take pictures though. Really close. So it looks like a real big stack like this, but it's just going to be little minis.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't buy it now.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Don't buy it now.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? Gold's coming back. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Gold is the highest it's ever been. Ever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, ever. I know. Italians are on the loose.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't. Don't buy it.

[Andrew Santino]

Uhoh. It's almost summer. Chain season.

[Jacob]

Silver too. All time high.

[Bobby Lee]

All time high.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I guess unless you bought it, it's dipping.

[Bobby Lee]

2012.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

No, no, that only goes up to 22. Christine. It's at an all time high now.

[Bobby Lee]

Time high?

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You brought up the wrong chart. You don't have silver.

[Jacob]

Well, let's. We should move on to Christine's.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no comedy. I want to get more into this. Christine. Any other natural metals?

[Christine]

No, I gotta find a chart that goes up to 2020.

[Andrew Santino]

What's Cobalt at that's high? Also check in. Check in the frozen concentrated orange juice for me while you're at it.

[Jacob]

Pork bellies.

[Andrew Santino]

Lithium.

[Bobby Lee]

Pork bellies also.

[Andrew Santino]

What's WWE Trading that. And if you could do me a favor.

[Bobby Lee]

I never understood the frozen car juice in Trading Places. Why? Why was that?

[Andrew Santino]

It's a commodity, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't understand it though. That was like such a big thing.

[Andrew Santino]

People need frozen cars to trade. Orange juice. What are we moving at here? Is this frozen country orange juice?

[Christine]

Oh, no, this is.

[Andrew Santino]

I invested all my money into this.

[Bobby Lee]

Is silver right now. Look how high it is now.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to call my. I'm going to call my business manager right now and tell invest 50% of my net worth in the frozen concentrated orange juice.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know why it's good to have silver or gold like coins?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, silver, I told you Vampire and feral projection gold.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know whores. Oh, gold's actually pretty fun. Do you want to carry it in a bag with a dollar sign on it and shoot in the air and say hoot nah. Hoot nah nah nah. Hoot nah.

[Bobby Lee]

I actually melt it down and then wrap it around chocolate.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I don't mind that. Bobby's starting his own Ferrero ship. You're talking to a Ferrero Rocher company. I've melt down my gold and I make little wrappers. That's fantastic.

[Bobby Lee]

The reason why coins are good to have if anything goes wrong fucking place whatever money, dollars don't matter anymore that you could actually buy stuff with. You can just take thousands of dollars in small amount in a bag and just go and have money. Have actually money.

[Andrew Santino]

Isn't it though, really isn't it suck though that the, the second best thing why it's good to have coins is to pretend to pull them out of a child's ear and give it to them for free.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the, that's the b. That's the, that's number two.

[Andrew Santino]

You go one. Oh look, hey, look at that silver. And then you got to tell them a long boring story about silver's actually at an all time high. So you should tell your dad to not go take you to buy toys or candy right now. Invest that into small Seattle companies.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, here's the thing. Like if you have a thousand like $5,000 in cash, that's a pretty big chunk of cash, right? But if you have one coin, it's easier just to grab that and go. And now you have $5,000 in your pocket.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I don't know if this is even legal yet, but I invested very ground level. I don't know if you know, I put $700,000 into body brain coffee now I think and Lewis told me that's a small investment to make in what this thing's going to be. And I believed him. Hook, line and sinker didn't even ask another question. I said make the transfer. It was sent over. So I own $700,000, but it's tied up.