Race Face with Cort McCown

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: Race Face with Cort McCown
Release Date: May 16, 2025
Channel: SiriusXM’s Faction Talk, Channel 103

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Introduction

In this episode of The Bonfire, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly welcome comedian Cort McCown from Nashville as their special guest. The trio embarks on a lively and humorous journey, introducing a new interactive game segment designed to engage both in-studio participants and listeners.

Introducing the Game: Race Face

[03:04] Bobby Kelly: Bobby Kelly announces the introduction of a new game segment tentatively titled "Race Face." The game challenges participants to guess a singer's race, body type, and personal style based solely on their voice, without any visual cues.

Notable Quote:
Bobby Kelly: "This game is about using your instincts, imagination, and soul to describe what you hear." [03:20]

Gameplay Mechanics

Participants receive a song clip played by the guest, Cort McCown, and must jot down their guesses regarding the singer’s race, body type, and personal style. Points are awarded based on the accuracy of these guesses, with a bonus round at the end to keep the competition dynamic.

Notable Interaction:
Big Jay Oakerson: "It's like judging a book by its voice." [06:04]
This analogy underscores the essence of the game—making judgments based solely on auditory information.

Round Highlights and Participant Reactions

Throughout the game, participants Cort McCown, Black Lou, and others engage in spirited discussions, offering varied and often humorous descriptions. The segment highlights the challenges and biases inherent in making assumptions based on limited information.

Example of Gameplay:
During one round, participants describe their perceived characteristics of a singer after listening to a clip. While some guesses align closely with the actual attributes, others reveal preconceived notions and stereotypes.

Notable Quote:
Court McCown: "I have to go with a surprise element here." [26:33]
This reflects the unpredictable nature of the game and the difficulty in accurately guessing based solely on voice.

Controversial Moments and Host Dynamics

The game occasionally veers into sensitive territory, with participants making remarks that touch on stereotypes and offensive descriptions. Hosts navigate these moments with a mix of humor and confrontation, addressing the inappropriateness of certain assumptions while maintaining the show's comedic tone.

Notable Quote:
Big Jay Oakerson: "You're going to confuse people more if we don't say the adjective part in there." [13:02]
This highlights the complexity and potential pitfalls of the game’s premise.

Final Round and Winner Announcement

As the episode progresses, the competition tightens, culminating in a final round worth additional points. Cort McCown emerges as the winner, showcasing keen instincts and accurate guesses throughout the game.

Notable Moment:
Bobby Kelly: "Court McCown, congratulations! You're our first Race Face champion." [69:05]
This marks a celebratory moment, reinforcing the interactive and competitive spirit of the segment.

Conclusion and Future Segments

The hosts express enthusiasm for the newly introduced game and its potential to engage listeners further. They hint at expanding the game in future episodes and announce Cort McCown’s upcoming performances, encouraging listeners to attend.

Notable Quote:
Bobby Kelly: "Make sure you check back in June when we have the beautiful Lamont coming on the show." [70:21]
This teaser builds anticipation for upcoming content and guest appearances.

Key Takeaways

• Interactive Engagement: The introduction of "Race Face" adds a dynamic and interactive element to the show, encouraging listener participation.
• Humor and Sensitivity: While the game is designed for humor, it also inadvertently highlights issues related to racial and physical stereotypes, prompting reflections on implicit biases.
• Guest Integration: Cort McCown's involvement not only adds comedic value but also sets the stage for future episodes centered around interactive games and guest performances.

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Disclaimer:
This summary captures the essence and key moments of the episode while omitting explicit language and offensive content to ensure respectful and appropriate coverage.

Transcript

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Bobby Kelly]

Okerson and Robert Kelly. And we're back. It's going to be a fun day. We got some new stuff for you. So it's the bonfire. SiriusXM103 faction talk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have a guest in the studio, a wonderful guest in the studio visiting us from Nashville. He's going to be at Zany's Nashville May 29th. Make sure you go check that out. It's the hilarious Court McCown joining us. What's up, buddy?

[Robert Kelly]

What's up fellas? How are you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good to have you here.

[Robert Kelly]

Great to be here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just up in New York visiting around. You doing anything in particular?

[Robert Kelly]

Ah, just having fun, man. Doing some spots around town. Enjoying, enjoying New York City. It's beautiful.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you know he's such a good looking dude. I found it. I'm not going to tell him your age when I found out how old he is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

77 years old.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's crazy. He's 77 and he looks like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely. He was in.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you go to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was in Citizen Kane.

[Robert Kelly]

I was, I was the oil boy at the diddy parties.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Robert Kelly]

Wouldn't that be awesome?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Great job.

[Robert Kelly]

Let's just say wouldn't it be fun to be like one of the witnesses that like had to confess everything and the guy goes up there and just tells these awesome stories.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was going to say my confessions would be too Smiley. Yeah, like, and then they brought the hookers in and then it got pretty fun.

[Robert Kelly]

I was filling up the bathtub with baby oil or whatever it was. I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That would be a good job, though. It's like roller skate into a room and just like, you know, squirt oil into a girl's hole for monster black dicks. Just come in like, and then just squirt up.

[Bobby Kelly]

You actually hear it fill up like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's up, Jadakiss? You getting dry?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Justin, open wide.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Little Kim's assholes drying out. I'm right. I'm on it. I'm on it.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, had a. A fun game you wanted to play with everybody today.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a game that we're ready to play.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

We don't have a name for it yet, but I think we can come up with it on the fly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who can sing the longest song?

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob, you go first. It's called Instincts. We're going to do something and you don't you tell if it's good already or not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

These are instincts. This is a game based on instincts.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is a game based on instincts. It's a game where you're going to have to use your mind.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you're gonna have to use your imagination and you're gonna have to use your soul.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're have to feel it.

[Robert Kelly]

I have no soul.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you're in it. It's music based.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's music based. And what we're gonna do, everybody gets a piece of paper. So if you grab a piece of paper, Jacob, if you grab a piece of paper and a pen, let's play the open while you get set up and then you can explain the game. There you go. Wouldn't drag me away. That's Susan Boyle, the legend.

[Court McCown]

Hello, I'm Susan Boyle.

[Bobby Kelly]

I dreamed a dream in time.

[Court McCown]

I rose to fame years ago on Britain's Got Talent. People always thought I had a mellifluous singing voice, but when they saw me, they treated me like a real scummy slob. Well, I'm rich now, so they can all suck my hairy tits right now. We are going to do the opposite of judging a book by its color. In today's game, we will play you a singer and you have to guess what they look like in detail without ever seeing them. Take it away, Robert Kelly.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's right, everybody. Welcome to the game we all love. Even though you don't know it. Where you're gonna have to guess the singer you're gonna have to guess. You're gonna have to hear the song. You're not going to see them. You're going to hear it, and then you're going to have to guess three things. You're going to have to guess their race, you're going to have to guess their body type, and you're going to have to guess their personal style, looks. Personal styles, looks. You have to write it down on a piece of paper after you hear the song. And then we're going to go. And the closest to getting the person right wins that point. And then we're gonna go to a bonus round at the end so you're never out of the game.

[Court McCown]

Three again. Categories.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is race, body type, looks, and looks. You can say race, body type, face, maybe. Right. Looks. So there you go. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

So like the brown bag singer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, exactly. It's gonna be. Well, I assume someone doesn't look like their voice.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you don't know that. That's the thing. You don't know who they are.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, when you say looks, give me an example of looks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, ugly, ugly, fat, hideous. Yeah. You don't know, but it could be exactly what you hear.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

You understand? It's like judging a book.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

By its voice.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

You understand?

[Robert Kelly]

I gotcha.

[Bobby Kelly]

Maybe you judge the wrong way. We're gonna see who you are as a person.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're gonna see where you can go with this. So are you ready?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it should go.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look, I'm trying to think of the cadence here. I think it should go. Looks, body, type, adjective of your choice.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Race.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, cool. There you go. Everybody got it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here you go. I'm. Type it down. Look.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm going to make a little chart for myself. Make a chart.

[Bobby Kelly]

Looks, body, type, adjective of your choice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Looks, race, body type, and you at home.

[Bobby Kelly]

Please get your pens. Adjective, pens out your pieces of paper. You can play at home or while you're driving the car. You can play. Just keep your eyes on the road. Be safe. Everybody out there. So we're going to play the first clip. Lou, tell me when you're ready. Christine is ready. Christine, are you ready? Ready. Okay. Play the first song. I should have known it from the start you would deceive. Jacob is not writing anything. He is intently listening and using his radio instincts. Jay has been writing since he heard the song court. He's writing it down. Let it play a little longer. And black, loose. Just smirking back there. Maybe he knows something we don't. Here we go. Couple more Seconds, guys. Okay, pencils down. Here we go. I am gonna go to first court. What do you got?

[Robert Kelly]

All right. Adjective. I'm gonna say twink.

[Bobby Kelly]

Twink. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Twink. I'm gonna adjective. I'm gonna go twink. Body type. I'm gonna go slightly taller than Brad Williams.

[Bobby Kelly]

Slightly taller than Brad Williams.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, slightly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not a lot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Got it.

[Robert Kelly]

Number. Oh, looks. I. I supposed to do looks first, but I did the adjectives.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're saying he's. He's short.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm not say. I said he's slightly taller than Brad Williams.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

So you can judge.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, to me, that's short. Jacob would be like, that's a fine height.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Looks. I would say very skinny.

[Bobby Kelly]

Skinny.

[Robert Kelly]

Skinny. And race. 100%. I'm on the button on this one. This is a white man.

[Bobby Kelly]

White man. Great, great.

[Robert Kelly]

White boy. White boy, white boy. Probably a bottom.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna save you. I'm gonna go to Jacob right now.

[Court McCown]

Not far off. Adjective of my choice. I had nerd.

[Robert Kelly]

Nerd.

[Court McCown]

So we were doing looks. I didn't really. I. I was. I put like a. A Cleveland six for a dude. I don't know what else to like. It was not a good looking.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you let me go, I think I could solve the rhythm here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sure, Go ahead, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's very. I tell you that it should be. Looks, body type, adjective, race. I went with number one. Rat faced, bony, fruity, white.

[Robert Kelly]

Not pretty much what I was saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Make it a nice like one. Nice straight sense. It's very similar. Looks, body type, adjective, race. Rat face, bony, fruity, white.

[Court McCown]

Okay, well, then I got skinny and white. Also.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bobby Fruity white. Okay, that sounds like a band itself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Rat face. Bony.

[Robert Kelly]

Rat face is. Be a pretty good name for a band. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Black. Lou. What's up, dude? What do you got? Hey, hey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't say the N word just because you went.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Black Lou]

Sounds like a rapper that I used to love called Juice World. Ooh, who was a black surfer.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Black Lou]

So I'm going to say that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Black. So black.

[Black Lou]

Twinkie, Flannelly. Nerd.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, what's the order again?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Looks, body type.

[Bobby Kelly]

Looks. Body type, adjective.

[Robert Kelly]

Wrist.

[Bobby Kelly]

Adjective, race. So let's go in that order from now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Elbar.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, ready? Let's see who was right. Well, who was closest? God. Jesus.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a black guy with. It is a dreads.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a black kid with dreads. A chubby black guy on base. Another black dude with dreads on guitar. Maybe that reversed that. No. And then you have A black dude on the drums. It's an all black young man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't know if I call him rat face. So I'm going to give myself an X on that bony. Indeed.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fruity. No doubt. Race. Wrong.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wrong. Two out of three.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. I think all I got wrong was the race. I think everything else, because the way they're shooting this short.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's short.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't think he's a tall man.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's pretty tall.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he's got some long stems over there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, I don't know. He's not. He's not. I listen.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like the NBA when they're all black. You forget that the point guards are still six foot five.

[Robert Kelly]

That's true. That's true. You're right. So two out of four.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm two out of four as well.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob.

[Court McCown]

I was. I got one out of four.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, one out of four. And black Lou, I think.

[Court McCown]

Would you call him a nerd?

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

You said nerd.

[Court McCown]

I did. So if. Then I get two out of four, I think I.

[Bobby Kelly]

You said surfer dude on the beach. You said black. That's two. And you said. What was the adjective used?

[Black Lou]

Nerdy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nerdy. That's three. I mean, black glue wins that round.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, 100% black blue.

[Bobby Kelly]

Where's this band from they call the Paradox band?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where are they from?

[Bobby Kelly]

Instagram.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I mean look up like where they're from. Cuz this. I would take surfer. Is that one of the things you said? Cuz Lou said seven words.

[Robert Kelly]

Isn't that like a car dealership behind. I can't see his.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a Subaru dealer.

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought it was the beach. I'm sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It says they said they got a cease and desist from Subaru for something. So. So they had a song called Subaru that they changed to do me like that. And they're performing in front of a Subaru dealership.

[Robert Kelly]

So they're performing in front of a lesbian dealership and then here. So I think it's less. I don't know about surfer then.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, so maybe we take that back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lou.

[Bobby Kelly]

Lou, what did you say again? You said black surfer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nerd.

[Bobby Kelly]

What else?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, lesbians don't surf. So we're out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you write it down?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lou, they're from Atlanta.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're not surfers said skinny. You did get skinny. I still say Lou wins that round because you got the race. That's a big one.

[Robert Kelly]

It's pretty big.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, you guys ready for round two?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I am.

[Bobby Kelly]

Lou is up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Round one.

[Robert Kelly]

Was pretty good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Uno. Nothing. Are we all ready for round two? Remember, Jay, help me out with this. It's race.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Looks, body, type, Adjective. Race.

[Robert Kelly]

You're not picking here. You're.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're.

[Robert Kelly]

I want.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to go. What's that?

[Robert Kelly]

You're Switzerland.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to go. No, I'm not doing any of this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He put this together.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want. I want this to go. Looks, body, type, race.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Adjective.

[Bobby Kelly]

Adjective. Race.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, okay, got it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Gotta do an ad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you just skip over because you didn't realize that a DJ was adjective, so you just act like it didn't exist?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it was shaking. I couldn't read it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but still, whatever it was, instead of just asking me what the next one was, you just move past like it wasn't going to be a thing. It's pretty important.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're lashing out today because you were attacked at the beginning of the show, and I'm sorry for that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got your attack.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whatever you want. I wasn't mine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got attacked because of you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did not know. I think you originally got. Because you sang the song and I just sang another song with you. That's all. I think we all got attacked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His major problem, though, was yours.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, dude, whatever. I'll take the hit. So stop lashing out and just try to win the game because you're behind.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's just that you're going to confuse people more if we don't say the adjective part in there. This is a great game. You made a great game.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did say the adjective. I just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bob, you've made a great game.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you, dude. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Look, I like compliments just like the next guy. And you know what? You're doing great. And I still think you have a shot to win.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My comedy instincts tell me you have a great game on your hands here.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right. Not a great trailer for my book, but that was horseshit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Multiple trailers and interviews for that book fell to pieces. This. This right here is a tight game.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was gabage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is a tight game here. The use of green screen was wacky.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are we ready? That was Joe De Rosa. I'll blame him. You want. You want all the credit, Joe? You got it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There you go, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Piece of. It was all Joe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Joe's dumb con.

[Bobby Kelly]

He took over everything. It's me. Didn't even pay for it. We had to give that guy $10,000.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Anyways, are we ready for number two? Number two. Play it. Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't want to know.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Give Me a little taste of a little.

[Bobby Kelly]

Little bit more for everybody. Black Lou, since you won the last round, let's go with you first. Now remember, Black Lou, don't go crazy with your words.

[Black Lou]

I got you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I got looks, body, type, adjective, and race, please.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, sir.

[Black Lou]

Looks, blonde, body type, fat adjective, large race, Asian.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. Wow. When. Asian, Asian, blonde, court, what do you got?

[Robert Kelly]

All right, I'm gonna start with look, scary, body type, thick adjective, Witch.

[Bobby Kelly]

Witch.

[Robert Kelly]

Witch. Now which. And I'm.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's white. If you say which. I never met a black witch.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I was. I was kind of gonna go like in a white Russian.

[Bobby Kelly]

White Russian.

[Robert Kelly]

White Russian.

[Bobby Kelly]

So Eastern European.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Very hard to understand. Couldn't understand a lyric that was in there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And Jay, I went with short haired. Chubber. Boisterous. White.

[Robert Kelly]

Chubber.

[Bobby Kelly]

I like that. I love. The only reason why I came up with this game, because I just wanted to hear you, give you descriptions. I knew it was gonna be funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's totally off voice. You're.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're so rhythmatic when you describe people. Jacob.

[Court McCown]

Looks I had. She's going for fierce body type, chunky adjective. I have annoying race. I'm going with black this time.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. Wow. Interesting. And you're the only one with black. Correct. You went Asian, you went eastern European, and you went white.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Keep it white.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here we go. Let's see. There you go. We've actually talked about this girl. She is uk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

You guys were all right on the money with fat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn.

[Robert Kelly]

I was gonna say she's definitely scary.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I up because I was gonna write for looks pig faced.

[Bobby Kelly]

Damn it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I swear to you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Swear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then short hair struck me.

[Robert Kelly]

Chubber for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

But that is. That is short hair for a girl. I mean, short. She's got a mullet, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, that also could be a wig.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it is. I'm gonna have to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's see what her actual hair looks like. Look up Lola Young's normal fat pig hair.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would love to get her on the show. I really. I really do like her.

[Robert Kelly]

You better have food. You better have food. Because she looks like she doesn't miss a meal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Her tits are terrible. Oh, I should have wrote terrible. Titted, chubber, boisterous.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, I'm gonna have to go back. Lou, you're out. You said Asian. Jacob, you're gone black.

[Court McCown]

That's not true. Because. Well, only I got. I feel I got one wrong fierce I think I nailed because she's got. She's accentuating the gut.

[Bobby Kelly]

She is.

[Court McCown]

She's accentuating the gut.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Court McCown]

Chunky and annoying.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got chunky and. Okay. Okay, so you got. We'll give you three. Black, blue. What did you have again?

[Black Lou]

I had blonde, fat, large, and Asian. So I only got two.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, she's too close.

[Bobby Kelly]

But she's so fat. She does look Asian.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That doesn't count. But also fat and large. Fat and large.

[Black Lou]

You can be large and skinny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you can't.

[Court McCown]

That's two.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, two, Two.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got two.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got. You got two. Court and you said.

[Robert Kelly]

I said Eastern European. She's thick. I mean, I don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got thick.

[Robert Kelly]

Scary, definitely scary.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

For sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Could be a witch. Very much. Could be a witch.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think you got two out of three.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not getting witch vibes.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I'll tell you, she shaves her underarm, so definitely not a witch.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, so here we go.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. So I got two out of four.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay. And you said.

[Robert Kelly]

He nailed it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. Short haired. No. Chubber.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Boisterous. I'm going to say no. I bet she's a drag. And white. I got. So I got white and chubby too.

[Bobby Kelly]

So Jacob wins it round. All right, here we go. Round three. Are you ready?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How many rounds you have?

[Bobby Kelly]

17.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice. Thing is, Jacob, Jacob, your instincts think about that.

[Court McCown]

I'm digging it so far. Instinctually. I'll have to call it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, Jacob, I'm sorry for you even asking you to think. It just has to happen, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

When you feel it, let us know. That's when we stop. We stop when Jacob says things go off. God damn, I can't believe you do this for a living. Listen, this is the funnest ever. Okay, here we go. People at home already in the room. Are we ready, fellas?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm ready.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's play that next. So it to be couple more seconds. Everybody's writing. People at home, Take your time. Take your time. Jay is almost done. Jacob is intensely riding. Jacob's done quarters trying to figure out the race. I mean, this race should be right there. Some of these are right there. But maybe they're not. Maybe they're not black, blue. And pencils down. Everybody, we're gonna have to get your answers now. Jacob, I'm gonna go to you first because you won the last round.

[Court McCown]

Well, look, I hope you get this. It's like that Frida Pinto unibrow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look, I do know.

[Court McCown]

Okay, Slim.

[Bobby Kelly]

Slim.

[Court McCown]

Serious, Latina.

[Bobby Kelly]

Perfect. Okay, we got that black loop. Black. Lou, what do you got?

[Black Lou]

I'm gonna go with trans.

[Bobby Kelly]

Trans.

[Black Lou]

Ooh, muscular.

[Bobby Kelly]

Trans, muscular.

[Black Lou]

Tiny.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tiny. Black. Black. Ooh. Oh. Okay, Jay, what do you got?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went with overly made up stumpy, bland brown.

[Bobby Kelly]

If anybody's getting this game, it's you. You're putting this together really good.

[Robert Kelly]

You get at a Chinese restaurant.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like an overly made up stumpy. Bland brown.

[Bobby Kelly]

Stumpy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, number 29.

[Bobby Kelly]

Stumpy. Bland. Blue. Brown.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Overly made up stumpy, Bland brown.

[Bobby Kelly]

And you say brown. You're talking Spanish. Of course.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Annie Brown.

[Bobby Kelly]

Any brown?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. And don't forget now, guys, I feel like that's.

[Court McCown]

You need to specify more his instincts, because he can't. That brown is like. Is it Latina? Is it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, brown's Latino. Do you call black people browns?

[Court McCown]

No. You said anyone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, Colombian. Argentine. I'll give a.

[Court McCown]

All right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Any brown.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's Spanish. He meant Spanish.

[Court McCown]

Gotcha.

[Bobby Kelly]

I got it. But your instincts were on.

[Court McCown]

Please.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Yeah. Your radio instincts were serving my comedy instincts to just write bland brown.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, here we go.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm gonna go with a anorexic unicorn. Lesbian. That's Asian.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. Unicorn.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Just odd.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like that was.

[Robert Kelly]

That was my look. Was the unicorn.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

The adjective was lesbian. Body type. Anorexic. Race was Asian. Okay, going Asian.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. People at home.

[Court McCown]

I get that unicorn thing. You're going now. I can see it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean. I mean, I'm excited. It's. I'm excited.

[Robert Kelly]

There's going to be some colors on this person. There's going to be. It's going to be a rainbow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, let's find out right now. Gentlemen, you ready to find out?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's find out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine Godfangu.

[Robert Kelly]

Holy shit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay, if you don't mind describing this beautiful Spanish girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It looks like. All right, I think I can describe this. Well, it looks like somebody threw really hard a metal Frisbee, and it hit her in the middle of. Right between the eyes, right on the bridge of the nose, and it sunk that part of her face in cartoonishly forever.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I'm thinking that if we can get a cartoon, maybe dog or something to blow in her ears, there's a strong chance the front of her face is going to pop back up.

[Bobby Kelly]

It looks like she's in the waiting room of Beetlejuice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, motherfucker, that is exactly what she looks like. Is that a good description? She took a fucking metal Frisbee to the middle of the face.

[Court McCown]

But did I nail that? I feel like I got every one of those.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Give me yours again.

[Bobby Kelly]

You did say unibrow.

[Robert Kelly]

I said frida.

[Court McCown]

Pinto.

[Bobby Kelly]

Unibrow slim. Yep.

[Court McCown]

Serious Latina.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You really lucked out on the unibrow thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She has two eyebrows.

[Court McCown]

I never said how. I just said she had a unibrow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She had two eyebrows, and then the metal frisbee, the cave in brought them closer together.

[Bobby Kelly]

We will. We will be putting these up somewhere on social media.

[Robert Kelly]

Twitter.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm putting them out.

[Court McCown]

Nailed that one.

[Robert Kelly]

That looks like if she got hit by a very sloped car.

[Bobby Kelly]

So I would say Jacob wins this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have to go through.

[Bobby Kelly]

We have to go through black, blue. You got trans.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

She's transforming into something you didn't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Transgender. Okay. And then you got muscular.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tiny.

[Court McCown]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

And we don't know that couch could be small, but I think she's tall. She's really thin, and she's not black. So you got. Maybe you got one kind of out of there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I got one. Only she's not overly made up, for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nope.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She is far from stumpy. She is gangly.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's stumpy in the face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This woman is anything but bland.

[Bobby Kelly]

Her nose is very stumpy, if you ask me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not stumpy. It's just pushed in. Dude, I'm telling you, if you could just inflate and you just inflate behind that part of her face, she'd be fine. I would try this. I'm crazy enough that if this was my affliction, I would have tried that at home already. How about Christine? I'm gonna throw a. A basketball pump pin in this thing, and let's see if we can get that nose to pop out. What do we have to lose? I already look like this. I only got brown.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sounds beautiful. She sounds beautiful, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Without voice. Does sound beautiful with having that.

[Bobby Kelly]

That. That Frisbee accident.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How funny would be if you were on the Voice. You know, they do the turnaround of the Voice if they. If they, like your voice. If, like, they just never stop turning, they, like, turn around and see her just keep going. Never mind. Sorry. Malfunction.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, it's funny because if you saw Christine's face when it came up and you went, who? Oh, my God. All right, so, Jacob, you have two. You are leading.

[Robert Kelly]

Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait. I. I throw in here. So I got anorexic for sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

You got lesbian. There's not a man in the world that has touched that fucking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And anorexia is correct, by the way, because that's not. Her mouth's the only thing on her face that's still There so she could eat. She's choosing not.

[Robert Kelly]

I missed Asian. I will say I missed that. But unicorn. She looks like if they broke the horn off the front and that was what was left.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's a tie argument.

[Court McCown]

I got four.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got four.

[Robert Kelly]

You got four.

[Bobby Kelly]

But can I say something? We don't know because her face is so pushed in, she could be Asian. No, that's singing a Latino song. Can you bring her back up again?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Frisbee.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't. They invented iron frisbee. You ever seen a ninja movie?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The iron Frisbees. Have you watched any stars?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Okay. She's Spanish. You did?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

So Jacob got four. You got three. Very close.

[Robert Kelly]

Very close.

[Court McCown]

If that's the only one I get right from here on in, I'm. I'm proud of myself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Her face is shaped like. Like a bench press rerack. It looks like if two of her so on either side of you, you could place your bar back and she could hold it up.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just wonder what happened. It's got to be some. I mean, you told us it was a frisbee accident.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, if we spoke Spanish, I'm sure it's all she sings about.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was playing as a little girl, and my brother Jose bicycle ran over.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The middle of my face before. You think we're punching down. She doesn't understand English. It's fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christina, you ready? DJ Lou, are you ready? Hell, yeah. Fellas, are you ready?

[Court McCown]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's play that song.

[Court McCown]

This one's tough.

[Bobby Kelly]

Got a thing for you and I can't let go. Okay, people at home, everybody's writing intently. Seriously. Serious faces in the studio right now. I mean, this game has got. Went from fun to. I believe they want to win. Oh, yeah, they want to win. And you know what? We're going to find out a winner in 14 more questions. 14.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. It's totally fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's right. Or unless Jacob's instincts go off before then. All right, guys. Okay, let's wrap this up, and here we go. Court, let's go to you first.

[Robert Kelly]

I think I missed this one. I. I think I missed this one bad. I'm going to go with the maternal wide. Black mommy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Black mommy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. Okay, Mommy. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Mommy was the adjective. I couldn't think I was, you know, I don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Black Lou, what do you got?

[Black Lou]

Looks like a midget. Body is muscular. An attractive midget. A for adjective. Attractive.

[Bobby Kelly]

Attractive.

[Black Lou]

And I'm gonna say race. Maybe Filipino.

[Bobby Kelly]

Phil. A pino. Okay, Jacob, what do you got?

[Court McCown]

All Right. For look. I have dressed up dork. He's dressed up body type. I just have average adjective. I'm thinking balding and then race. I do have white.

[Bobby Kelly]

White. Ooh, bj.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went with plain old average. Pan faced yellow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait a minute. I don't know if you can say that. I don't know if you can say that.

[Robert Kelly]

Just did I.

[Bobby Kelly]

You. I think. I think the. The last one is mixed. Okay. What is it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're all doing the plano. Doing the colors. It's a race.

[Bobby Kelly]

One more time. Plano.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Plain old.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like plain old.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Average body type. Average adjective. Pan faced.

[Bobby Kelly]

Pan faced.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

As if they have been hit in the face with a pan.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And it will be flat.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yellow meaning all of Asia. I will accept an Indian.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. Okay. There we go.

[Court McCown]

This was the most all over.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everybody's all over on this one. And that's why this game is brilliant.

[Court McCown]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because you really get to find out who you are and what you hear.

[Court McCown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And who you are as a person. Are we ready? Christine, please show us who is the singer. Wow, Jay. Wow. Junior dancing gift right next to it, buddy. Pretty exciting too. What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, Clean Sweep.

[Court McCown]

Got nothing.

[Robert Kelly]

Crush that one sweet for me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Except maybe he's a little ch. He's chubbier than average.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want people at home to just play it for a second and then we're going to describe this guy. Jay will describe this guy. Listen, Jay, please describe. I mean, that's a beautiful voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. He's a plain old average pan face yellow.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, to a D. I mean, it's insane. He's in Mongolia somewhere in Asia.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's wearing some clothes. He's just wearing the most basic clothes. He got clothes.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's average.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's wearing blue pants, Members Only jacket, a polo shirt.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

This guy's on BJ's playlist for sure. He knows this guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This guy is average body type. Just like an average. Like a chubby. I guess he's a little chubby. So I would take off average if you didn't want to give me that pan face. No doubt.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No doubt. And yellow is the. As the as earth sun.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yellow. Yellow is a crayon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yellow is the sun that gives Superman his power.

[Bobby Kelly]

There you go. Here we go.

[Court McCown]

I mean, I got none, right?

[Robert Kelly]

Zero on me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So I'm giving myself a nice check there. Are we going with average? Am I getting average?

[Bobby Kelly]

You're getting it, buddy. You got all four.

[Robert Kelly]

Average.

[Bobby Kelly]

Average. He's average.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pan faced yellow.

[Bobby Kelly]

That is literally Incredible from that voice to get that. It's. It's crazy. Crazy. Great job, Jay. Great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great job, Jay. I mean, that was fun. That's what the game's all about, is going inside yourself. And you know what? Let's not go down. Take a left whenever he's. Let's take a right over to China.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I use my racist instincts.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's what shows all about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Instincts.

[Bobby Kelly]

Instincts. Okay, here we go. Are we ready? Are we ready for the next. The next. We have, I think, two more.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a bonus, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's a bonus.

[Court McCown]

Let's do it.

[Robert Kelly]

I gotta get one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are you. Are you right now?

[Robert Kelly]

I'm a big donut right now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Black Lou with one, big j with one, and Jacob leading the game with two.

[Court McCown]

It's not about winning or losing, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're not there yet.

[Court McCown]

I'll crush you all.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, are we ready? Everybody, please put your ears on. Get your. Your racist instincts in play. Let's hear that next song. Christine bad, powerful and savage. Activated goddess. I've been on my damn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My avatar so fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sexy on the inside if I want it. Here we go, guys. This one's gonna be a quicker one now. Get those down. You know the game, fellas. Hey, while they're writing, I just want to say the last one was master Wen hao. If you're looking up at home, master wen hao, who is a master of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When and how and how.

[Court McCown]

Can I ask to hear a little more of the music?

[Bobby Kelly]

Sure you can. Of course you can. That is well within the rules of the game. Remember what we're looking for, guys. Remember what we're looking for, fellas. This game is tough. Jacob. That's why we're playing. It looks body, type, adjective, and race. Please put those pencils down. And here we go. And Jason, you won the last round. Let's go to you first.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This one was easy for me, and I think I got all four again. I went with weird fat, midget. Stank Indian.

[Bobby Kelly]

Stank Indian. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Weird, fat midget.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stank. Jacob, did you get the last one?

[Bobby Kelly]

I did get that. Thank you very much. I did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said it for you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Slow Jacob.

[Court McCown]

Looks schoolgirl. Oh, slim adjective. Slutty asian.

[Bobby Kelly]

Slutty Asian. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not Asian. Maybe too.

[Court McCown]

I think I'm gonna get burned because I don't know if Bobby could do. Was gonna do two Asians in a row. But that's the game.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's the game.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Things should be randomly generated.

[Bobby Kelly]

They are random. Christina's picking she's picking them. I mean, like I said, Lou's picking them and then telling Christine what to pick.

[Court McCown]

Okay, would Lou do two Asians in a row?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good.

[Court McCown]

Let's see.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the fun of random. Could be court.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you got?

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I'm gonna go with a looking.

[Bobby Kelly]

For looks, body type, adjective, and race.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm gonna go Pikachu or dwarf. Stocky. Pikachu. That is completely Asian. I went Asian. I felt Asian.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That might be the win. Me too.

[Robert Kelly]

I felt dwarfy. You know, I felt a little tiny there. The voice there. You. There wasn't a lot of air in the lungs. You know, the adjective was Pikachu.

[Bobby Kelly]

Pikachu. And the, like, the look was what?

[Robert Kelly]

Dwarf.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dwarf. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Dwarf.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. Dwarf.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not going to be a large.

[Bobby Kelly]

And the body type was stocky. Stocky. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

I felt like.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's try to go in order, fellas.

[Robert Kelly]

I went in order. You just didn't.

[Bobby Kelly]

You said Pikachu first.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I missed it.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's. Well, then Pikachu is.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, no, that's okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not.

[Robert Kelly]

That's. I said door. Okay, you're right. It's your show.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it's our show.

[Robert Kelly]

I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. You're just a little frustrated because you haven't got a point yet. But you're goddamn. You're goddamn right. I know.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm trying to be racist.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's come as a thing. Here's the thing. Think, Lou. What do you got?

[Black Lou]

I got emo, twinky, annoying, and white.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Black Lou]

I know a white girl when I hear one.

[Robert Kelly]

You know? You know, annoying white girl.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is he right? Is he right?

[Court McCown]

I want.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just want to hear a little more. Just real quick, everybody be. We have all the answers. People at home, just listen a little bit. If you're playing at home, here's a little more for you. Activated goddess. I've been on my. Confident.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This thing. Christine likes Christine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's. Let's see. Let's see the voice. Who's behind the voice?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Let's go.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, let's go. Wow. I mean, black.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What the.

[Bobby Kelly]

She is black glue. Can you please read your looks? Body type, adjective, and race.

[Black Lou]

Emo. Tiny.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yep.

[Black Lou]

Annoying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

100.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, three or four guys. I'm going to say delicious. Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's three or four.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're going to go through them all, Jacob. Don't worry. Relax. But I'm going to say black. Lou. I'm pretty sure nailed it. Jacob, what do you. What do you.

[Court McCown]

The first one was. What. What was your look.

[Bobby Kelly]

Emo Emo.

[Court McCown]

That's not emo.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's fairy. It's not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got three or four.

[Black Lou]

Three or four.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not. That's what they said, but it's. It's definitely silly like emo. I mean, that girl's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's. Now. Now you're. You're. You're with rules, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm not fussing rules. I'm. I'm. I'm not allowing it. I agree with you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what I'm doing. I'm joking. I'm just joking around.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, what do your instincts think about that guy?

[Bobby Kelly]

Just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You were making an argument to give him email.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was not. I was joking around. Her name is Shannon Blake. She's a tattooed new age, like, hippie chick singing pop songs. Yeah. And she's actually very popular, but now her fans are turning on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, nice. She's nude too. Go back to that. Christine's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. No, those her boobs? Yeah. Her boobs are real. No. I'm not sure if the pictures. Although real. She has nudes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you type in the word pussy?

[Bobby Kelly]

She's very hippie, and there's a lot of nudes on her. What'd you say?

[Black Lou]

What's up? That was out loud.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that was in the microphone.

[Black Lou]

She looks delicious.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, well, you said it like you were looking at a meatball sub.

[Robert Kelly]

Annoyingly delicious. Is that what you mean?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Jacob, while you're looking for these new.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got two.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got two. Jacob, read yours.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stanking weird. I gave myself.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I. I'm the judge. So you. You don't do that. I'll give it to you. To you. I give you stanking weird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

So here we go.

[Court McCown]

I had. Look, I went school girl, but I'm. And then adjective. I had slutty, slim, and Asian. So I think I got two.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, go ahead.

[Court McCown]

That school.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm out.

[Robert Kelly]

I got nothing. I got Asian. I missed stocky. I missed Pikachu. I missed door. I got nothing. I suck at this game.

[Bobby Kelly]

You do not suck at this game. Pikachu was close.

[Robert Kelly]

Pikachu was close.

[Bobby Kelly]

She dresses like a Pikachu. I think I love.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I would have given him a point for a Pikachu. If that was your answer on that.

[Bobby Kelly]

One, I would say Pikachu.

[Robert Kelly]

So I got one point. I got one, but I'm not. But you know, I didn't annoying white Pikachu. I would. I would have tied.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We should see what. We should see what the scoring looks like with everyone's actual things. They got the cumulative at the end. We can make it the popular vote versus the. Oh man, she does have a good ass.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's way too much work.

[Court McCown]

So hot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now listen, she's very hot. And there's better nudes too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's a real dumb idiot though, huh?

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Robert Kelly]

No tattoos. No tattoos.

[Bobby Kelly]

And all of a sudden, no, she had no tattoos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She had a big weird. She's not a fat major Indian, but Dunkin dunk.

[Bobby Kelly]

Scroll all the way down to the bottom and you see the regular little girl that had a father at one point and then she turned into this.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, her uncle came over for a weekend and the next thing you know she's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guys. Jay, the name of the game. We're gonna come up with the name of the game. Maybe the fans can help. But what was the name? You. We. We. The what was the name?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Vision, the voice.

[Bobby Kelly]

Vision, the voice. Lou, what do you got?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not fun enough.

[Bobby Kelly]

Face behind the voice. Face behind the voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How about fun?

[Bobby Kelly]

How about this? The race. Face behind the voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Too wordy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Too wordy. Sounds fun to say.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Race face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Race face behind the voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The race Face game.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, we got two more questions. The last question is going to be worth five points. Okay, so here we go.

[Robert Kelly]

We got a chance now.

[Bobby Kelly]

We got a chance.

[Court McCown]

I'm going to tell you this and I are tied.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm going to tell you right now. We got Lou two, Jacob two.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is number six.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got one in court.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, you gotta.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got a fat Pikachu goose egg.

[Court McCown]

He could win the whole thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

He could with the last question. Yeah, that's why the game's exciting, Jacob. That's why Race face is exciting. Is that we're calling. What are we calling it, guys? Christine, do you have anything?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Race face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Race faces. Race Face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is where you employ the audience, too. Give us your names. What do you think this game should be called?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. All right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They'll come up with something good.

[Bobby Kelly]

This next question. I mean, this next singer. Sorry. This next singer. Now, you guys get the game. You have to think. You have to think outside the box.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Am I the only person who's gotten a complete sweep? All four?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Court McCown]

No, I, I did.

[Bobby Kelly]

You didn't get.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got an all four.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not in all four.

[Court McCown]

Yes, I did.

[Bobby Kelly]

Which one?

[Court McCown]

The Frida Pinta one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, that's true. He did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What were the four things?

[Court McCown]

Frida, Pinto, Unibrow, slim, serious Latina. Yeah, I nailed that one.

[Bobby Kelly]

He did. Now, I, I. Now what this game is, I would call fluid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I say that maybe we can add those points up, too. People who get all four at the end could add up to a blue. Why would you poo poo this?

[Black Lou]

They don't need help.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, I'm just saying.

[Robert Kelly]

Just changing rules as we go along.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's see how this is. If you get all four, two in a row, I say that should be points.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll tell you what, I think if you don't get any points at all, you get 10 in the end.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, if we're just throwing around rules.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, we're just gonna throw stuff around.

[Bobby Kelly]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe a knuckle sandwich. All right. Ready, guys?

[Robert Kelly]

All right, here we go.

[Bobby Kelly]

People at home, please get your pencils ready, get your paper ready and get you do me a favor, everybody. I want you to shut those mouths and open those ears because you need to listen right now to guess this. Race face. Play. Christine plays the song. Play the song. Though you may not drive a great big cat black.

[Court McCown]

Come on, come on. This is so hard.

[Bobby Kelly]

Gangster white wall TV A tennis in the back. Play a little more. You may not Have. Come on. What's that? Who was the last person we played? What is it? Shannon Blake. People playing at home. Shannon Blake was the last person. All right, everybody, let's start wrapping this up. I know. Let's fade that down a little bit. Christine. There we go, guys. I mean, that was. I mean, that first of all, very, really good. Very good. I mean, probably the best singer so far.

[Robert Kelly]

Soul.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now. Now, here's the thing. Notice all these people can sing. This is not. This is not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And the one's just a mouth and eyes. It's pretty impressive. Pretty impressive.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your reaction.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What you say, fungul.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, here we go. Now, court, we're gonna start with you because you need those points, son. You need these points.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm going to start with a cockeyed slim. The adjective I thought of was, like, deliverance. I kind of thought, like, deliverance. Hillbilly. Ish. Deliverance. And I'm gonna go with white. I am gonna go with white.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, great. We're gonna go. Jacob, what do you got?

[Court McCown]

I'll tell you the race one that's throwing me off the most. This is the one I just said.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really?

[Court McCown]

Whatever. My hand goes.

[Bobby Kelly]

This threw you off?

[Court McCown]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Court McCown]

Because. All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Court McCown]

Well, I have. For the look, I put dapper body type, fat, adjective. Ago. White.

[Robert Kelly]

White.

[Bobby Kelly]

White. Okay.

[Court McCown]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Lou, what do you got?

[Black Lou]

Yes, sir. So I have looks gangster.

[Bobby Kelly]

Gangster.

[Black Lou]

Oh, it's a heavy guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

Dandy. If you've been paying attention to the Met gala. Dandy. Or stylish, as people would say.

[Bobby Kelly]

And.

[Black Lou]

And I'm gonna think Puerto Rican.

[Bobby Kelly]

Puerto Rican. Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tweeby, fat, smelly, white.

[Robert Kelly]

I really like how concise you are. There's not. You don't. You don't. You don't mince the words.

[Bobby Kelly]

This game was. Was. Was inspired by Jay. Knowing how Jay describes people. Can you give that to me one more time? Jay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Behind the back of dweeby, fat, smelly, white.

[Bobby Kelly]

Smelly white. I believe Jay has slept with somebody with those same attributes every night. Oh, come on. Not her. I didn't mean you, Christine. I'm sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I meant the dog.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, thank God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow, dude, that's shitty of you. You thought that was Christine. That's fucked up, dude. Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whoa. Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My dog is white, by the way.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can we really Middle Eastern. Can we check in with Jacob? Instincts. How are we doing? Your instincts? Are we good? We're good. We're good. Jay. Instincts are good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's good to hear.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can we get an instincts meter? Like. Like a radioactive.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's got His. His instincts.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to meet her. When they're getting. When they're get. When they're starting to come up, the answers are in. Now. This is weight. This is big for you. You need this badly. If you don't get this, you have to get the next one. You could tie the other two.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just so you know. Everybody has to get the next one, huh?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I mean, I'm just. You're not micro. Correct the game. Just play the game.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, it's funny. I think I heard from somewhere that everyone has a chance.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's way better. And I appreciate that you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I am. I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everybody in here is somewhere. Here we go. Ready? Christine, please show the face. Whoa. The.

[Robert Kelly]

I think I finally got one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay, can you describe what you're looking at? Please describe the singer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dweeby.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not fat. Nope. Definitely smelly.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And white.

[Bobby Kelly]

White. Jay, you got three. Three. Lou. Gangster. No, no. Heavy. No. No. Dandy. No, no. And Puerto Rican. Absolutely not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now this guy, I would say. I would say Jacob, you got two. What do you got?

[Court McCown]

Because I put dapper.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Court McCown]

Fat.

[Bobby Kelly]

Uggo.

[Court McCown]

And white. I got Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

He is ugly. He's definitely white. Now, Courtney.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, this guy is definitely shares a chromosome with somebody else in his family. So this is. So we got Deliverance. Yeah, the guy's wearing glasses.

[Bobby Kelly]

Deliverance.

[Robert Kelly]

You got light, slim and white, I think.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm pretty sure he nailed all four.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Four.

[Bobby Kelly]

This guy. Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is all four.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me say this guy's name. That's why I say if you get all four, you should get two guys.

[Robert Kelly]

I gotta say, it's been great being on the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

The next time I. The next time we play the game, if you get all four, you get two points, right? Oh, you want to do that now? We can do that now.

[Robert Kelly]

I think we do it just now, just on that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Figure out the score.

[Bobby Kelly]

We can do that now. I'll give you two points and Jacob two points.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I think we should figure out the scoring all around.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because at the end of the day, maybe we find out it's more fun if we do a running tally of how many you get. Right. Instead of getting everybody getting the full round. But maybe. Maybe this is the better way. You gotta do a little bit of math.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna need a little help with that. If we're gonna do that, I'm gonna need somebody to, you know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of course.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because I have to entertain.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm the host. I need to keep going.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who you tell? I'm with you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I ask you outstanding host real quick question, guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I'm. I am over the moon that this game is going as well as it's going. Swimmingly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Swimmingly, swimmingly.

[Bobby Kelly]

Where did Jacob go?

[Black Lou]

I think he had to pee.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know where the.

[Bobby Kelly]

In the middle of it.

[Robert Kelly]

I think he went to DM this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guy in the middle. In the middle of the game. Final question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was his radio instincts. When the instincts called it, you got an answer. His radio senses went off and he was. I guess he must be needed out there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, you know what? I want to. I want to give a couple credits rewind to Lamont Landers. Yeah, please. Lamont. Now know this Lamont is going to come in studio and hang with us.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why the fuck do you just make us send him out to call him ugly?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, he's not pretty. You said smelly. You said smelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I gave myself a point for it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, no, it's fine. He's not going to know this. He's going to come in. He's. He sings great. His career is kind of taking off right now. I've been a fan of his for a little while. He's the inspiration for this game because I couldn't believe he's this red headed dude, looks like a nerd and he sings like butter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He told me earlier that I was the inspiration for the game because the way I described.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, he. You, you were part of it. You were part of the gameplay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. But seeing him, he's also pulling it together more.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because he's becoming popular. From Boston is known as the Larry Bird of soul. Yeah, buddy. Larry Bird of Soul. And he is really. I mean he can sing great.

[Robert Kelly]

I've actually seen this guy sing before. He's. I mean not like live, but his first name's Lamont.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can you go to another song? I mean. Yes. Father was black.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

No. I have no idea. Yeah, they're about. He's about to pop. They're trying to make this guy a guy. I like the way he sings. He's a nice guy and he's gonna come on the show. Show. When is he coming on the show? In June. In June. He's gonna come on the show and hang with us.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. I don't know if there's going to be a long autograph line for this kid after the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't like it?

[Robert Kelly]

No, I think the guy sings amazing. I just don't think all the girls that get moist listening to him once they see him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you'd be surprised. Look, they're gonna. They're gonna judge him up.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah, I guess that's true.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He'll be fine. We saw the worst picture of him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we're not. We're not gonna. The same song.

[Robert Kelly]

All right. Don't listen to me.

[Bobby Kelly]

I got one point.

[Robert Kelly]

I have one point in this whole game.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he's your point. You should be sticking up for him.

[Robert Kelly]

I am sticking up for him. He's got an amazing voice.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, let's hear a little more of him. I want to hear a little more. He's got that deep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen.

[Bobby Kelly]

Close your eyes. And now look at. Now open him. Look at him.

[Robert Kelly]

He always posts. He always, always posts on his stuff. I've seen he always post. This is really me singing.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is.

[Robert Kelly]

I know, but he always has to post that over and over and over again. Yeah, I'm not lip syncing. This isn't somebody else's voice.

[Bobby Kelly]

If we get him in studio and.

[Robert Kelly]

He sucks, he doesn't seem good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll be honest. There's a lot of effect on that microphone. Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Black blue doesn't like him. You don't like him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's.

[Black Lou]

It's. He's basically like, let me. Let me show you my black singing impression impersonation.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. So I guess we can't have him on the show, sort of, if you're white. I mean, we can't have on the show. I mean, if we get this. We got this aggressive from one of the producers. I think we literally just called him a. He's stealing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's stealing black music. But, yeah, I think we should have black loose sing versus him. No filters.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's do it.

[Black Lou]

Kill him.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, if you win, you get $10,000.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And if you win, you'll get $10,000 because we're gonna jump this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guys, guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, your instincts, as you know, Lamont, if you come in, you might get jumped, or we'll have a lovely interview. I don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

What he sounds like. He's faking. Yeah, I know. I talked to his manager. He's not fake. He's not faking it.

[Court McCown]

I don't know, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're gonna have him on the show. And maybe black Luke could hold back his racism, reverse racism towards this young man who's just singing what he knows. You don't know his path. Maybe he. Maybe he's like the jerk. He was raised by a black Southern family, and he learned that from them. But, guys, guess what time it is? It's almost time to end the show. But right now, before we do that, it's final question on guess the face. What's. What's the name again?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's no name yet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Face the nation. The.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Face the nation.

[Bobby Kelly]

Face the. The race.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Face the McLaughlin Group.

[Bobby Kelly]

The race Face. What are we calling it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

CBS Sunday mornings. Face.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is it calling?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Face the nation.

[Bobby Kelly]

Face the race. Race Face. Race. Face. Guys, the final question here on the first ever five points. Whoever gets this takes it away. We have Jay with one. We have Courtney with one. We have Lou with two. And we have Jacob with two. It is a humdinger of a game. It is close. It is close. It's tight. Tighter than a two year old one might say.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Whoa. Who the says?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm sorry. No, I heard that somewhere. Did I hear okay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sorry. H. All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, this is the pre. We could.

[Black Lou]

Was it Uncle Paul?

[Bobby Kelly]

Are we all ready?

[Robert Kelly]

I'm ready.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have your pens ready?

[Court McCown]

Y. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

People at home, are you ready with your pens and paper?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The seventh and final.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guys, remember what you're going for here. It's looks, body, adjective and race. Christine, please play the music. Head up. Up in the time. Oh, what a beautiful song. Beautiful voice. Is it country? Is it rock and roll? Is it old school? Kind of sounds like oasis to me. Yeah. What is this? Feels good, though. I like it. Maybe taking a bike ride around your park, your new neighborhood. Christine with the dog. Pull over and get yourself a richie slush. Make a phone call to your man who's coming home with the old takeout. Turn it up a little bit, Lou. Let him hear it. Here we go. There we go.

[Court McCown]

Give me a second. This is crazy. This one's tough.

[Bobby Kelly]

Come on now. This is the final question. Was five points. It better be tough, Jacob. You're not just gonna steal this game. Black Lewis done. Black blue is confident. He is done. Jay still writing. Guys, a couple more seconds. Here we go. A couple more seconds. Couple more seconds. And fade that down, everybody. The final question on race face is here. You don't know. You blew it.

[Court McCown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't know what your instincts are doing or do you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're paying attention to the wrong instincts, Jake.

[Court McCown]

I wanted this more than I let on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We all want is that we went out in the hallway during the middle of the game and started punching walls.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you just go say the serenity prayer in the hallway?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have to calm yourself down.

[Court McCown]

Sorry.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now, because you won last, I go first. Do we. No. Do we go with you? Because. Wow. If you get this, this is crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

This would be awesome, wouldn't it?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna go with you, Cordy.

[Robert Kelly]

You're gonna go with me.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you got? Look, adjective.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm gonna go with nerdy frumpy, boring white.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nerdy frumpy. Taking a little page out of Jay's book, which I like. Pretty frumpy.

[Robert Kelly]

I like that he's very concise in his description and delving too deep into it. So I thought I'd go with my instincts and then do the opposite because my instincts are horrible, terrible instincts. And then I went the opposite of that because I was going to say Asian and I was like, nah, I don't think so. I think we've. I think we need to stick with the whites.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nerdy frumpy.

[Robert Kelly]

Nerdy frumpy, boring white.

[Bobby Kelly]

Boring white. That's describing a lot of people I know. Yes. Lou, what do you have?

[Black Lou]

Homeless. He looks homeless. Like a junkie.

[Bobby Kelly]

Got it.

[Black Lou]

Body is like a junkie.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's stop now. This is the body is a junkie body.

[Black Lou]

Crackhead.

[Bobby Kelly]

So you know what they look like.

[Black Lou]

Crackhead, non threatening black.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Threatening.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that was non threatening black. Wayne Brady, non threatening black.

[Bobby Kelly]

So we have. Okay, homeless crackhead body. We have. Then we have non threatening black. Right. Nerdy, non threatening black. Okay. Yep. Okay. Okay. Jacob, I'm gonna go to you last.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Big J. Oh, I went with pube faced, scrawny dick licking white trans. I threw trans in at the end because I do believe that might be the thing here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay, real quick, because you can you please read that one more time?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Cube faced, scrawny, scrawny dick licking Ronnie, dick licking white trans.

[Robert Kelly]

All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

You actually really went out there on that one. That one was. You added a little something at the end. It's like just a little sparkle on the little sparkle on the end there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob is really, really perplexed over this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, toiling.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob, I'm going to need an answer.

[Court McCown]

The meaning of the. The look is more the Manchester British, like always is okay, British, British, British. Go with British British. I got skinny to skinny to average.

[Bobby Kelly]

Skinny, skinny, skinny or average. Please pick one.

[Court McCown]

Skinny, skinny.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great.

[Court McCown]

And then I'm going with either the soccer or tracksuit look, you know, like athletic and then white athletic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

White athletic.

[Bobby Kelly]

White.

[Court McCown]

Athletic. Gear is what I meant.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gear.

[Robert Kelly]

I like gear. Well, that could be trans, right? There's gears.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There are different gears to trans.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you know, I think it's a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Six gear trans athletic outfit.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's six gear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Summer, summer, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Time not to take from anybody.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

What are you looking at?

[Robert Kelly]

Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nothing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guys. Come on, baby. People at home.

[Black Lou]

Let's go.

[Robert Kelly]

Come on. For the.

[Bobby Kelly]

The first episode, the first show ever of Race Face is that we're calling it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not gonna stick.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. We're just gonna go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We got a pin in that, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

Face the race.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You let the people.

[Bobby Kelly]

People.

[Robert Kelly]

Racy things.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're not just picking the race, though. We're picking so many other things.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You could say it'll happen. You gotta let it happen organically, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

We gotta let it happen.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let it happen. We'll figure out the game.

[Bobby Kelly]

Final question, worth five points. And the win.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And the win.

[Bobby Kelly]

The first winner of faces the game.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just say the game.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fourth race Face. I'm just trying to free ball. Maybe it'll come out lb, A R. Nope, that's not it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Elbar.

[Bobby Kelly]

Elba. Har. Face. Nope. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Christine, present the singer. His name is Mitch Gander and he looks like Fortune Feimster.

[Robert Kelly]

He is a frumpy, nerdy, boring white. That is a frumpy, nerdy, boring.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hang on, hang on. Go up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look up. Look up who it is. And I'd like to see a few things.

[Bobby Kelly]

What. What. What's happening here? You're doing investigation on this? Well, you. This is not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If he's gay, I'll accept dick licking. And I'm not sure. Now, does he have a. Does he have pronouns up in his thing?

[Bobby Kelly]

Is he A? Pronouns, no pronouns. Oh, him. Yeah, him. All right, so that's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not trans.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not trans, but gay friendly. He's definitely gay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think he's gay?

[Bobby Kelly]

What? Go see. Scroll down. See if he has any kid photos.

[Robert Kelly]

Frumpy, nerdy, boring, white.

[Bobby Kelly]

See what he's with. I don't think he's good. I don't think he's gay. I think he has a girl.

[Robert Kelly]

Definitely frumpy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, for sure.

[Robert Kelly]

100 nerdy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

And I don't think there's any more chlorine you could put in that guy's race right there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna. We're gonna have to go through this because, I mean, this is nuts. If this happened. If this just happened, it's nuts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it happened.

[Bobby Kelly]

Lou, please read yours again.

[Black Lou]

He homeless?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nope.

[Black Lou]

Junkie?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that guy eats.

[Court McCown]

Eating.

[Bobby Kelly]

Unless it's cupcakes. I mean, unless that's what you meant.

[Black Lou]

Non threatening.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, non threatening. Okay, Non threatening. And black.

[Black Lou]

Not black.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, not black. So you got one. Jacob what do you got?

[Court McCown]

I got one.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is it?

[Court McCown]

The Manchester British Skinny.

[Bobby Kelly]

Skinny?

[Court McCown]

Yeah, I said he had. He was skinny. I was thinking like Noel Gallagher.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, what did you get? Say it again. You got skinny. No, British. You think British?

[Court McCown]

Yeah, and then I put, like, soccer tracksuit outfit.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think you got white.

[Court McCown]

I got white.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's it.

[Court McCown]

That's all I got.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got one. Okay, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got nothing, guys. Doesn't have pube face. He's not scrawny.

[Bobby Kelly]

He does have a little pub face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He seems to not be a dick licker.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he's not white trans.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's no photos of him kissing a guy or holding a little dog.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He does look exactly like Fortune Feimster.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean. Yeah, I mean, you would be right if it was a woman.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I had to double check that.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was. Now, please, Court. Court, will you please read yours?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes, I will, sir.

[Bobby Kelly]

And give the name of this guy. What's the name of this guy on Instagram? He's Mitch Gander. Mitch Gander.

[Robert Kelly]

Also known as a nerd. Nerdy, frumpy, boring, white.

[Bobby Kelly]

And the winner of the race face that behind. Win. Won the last two. Didn't think you were all sad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you. You know what? You took the advice of Jay.

[Robert Kelly]

I followed suit.

[Bobby Kelly]

You followed suit. You kept it simple, and that's what the game's about. Don't get too in your head. Just let it flow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby just found out what the game was about.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because that's what the game's about.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is what about.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Court McCown. Congratulations.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to thank my executive producer, Lou, for coming up with the song and the. The music and putting this game together for me and Christine, of course, jumping in as an EP at the end and, you know, hey, sitting there quietly enjoying the show and bringing all the stuff up. Great job, Christine. I want to thank all of you, the fans of the bonfire, for participating. Make sure you go onto the Twitter. We're gonna have all these people that we had up here to play the game at home. And make sure you check back in in June when we have the beautiful what's his name's coming on. Lamont. Lamont is coming on the show. And hopefully Black Lou doesn't have a problem with that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's already got a major problem.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's got a major problem. He thinks he's stealing black people's music for some reason.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Court McCown's gonna be at Zany's in Nashville May 29th.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not just Court. The winner.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The winner yes, that's right. Race face Placeholder challenge champion court McCown is going to be a zany's in Nashville May 29th for tickets and all of his tour dates follow at court McCown. C O R T M C C O W N on Instagram right now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob's Mad Jacob trophy.

[Robert Kelly]

Is there like a, like a, like a faceless trophy or something?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

No race.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. But one thing we did forget to do is Bobby's post to go around and French kiss all of us like Richard Dawkins before the show. That'll start happening soon, though. Bobby Kelly's going to be in San Diego this weekend. I'm going to be doing something. And the next weekend I'll be in Cincinnati.

[Bobby Kelly]

You might be in San Diego.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe I'm in San Diego.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who knows?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No one knows where. Maybe this weekend you might, I mean.

[Bobby Kelly]

You might want to buy those tickets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I'll be. Maybe I'll be a surprise somewhere or something.

[Bobby Kelly]

Make sure you go to Punchup live Robert Kelly for all my dates, my specials up there. Live for from the village underground. And go to my YouTube page and make sure you check out Big J. I'm gonna be at Parks Casino in Ben Salem next Monday. I'm doing dojo for it's a cigar night. Me, Joe List, Aaron Berg. And then I'm gonna be in the dojo back at the dojo for my own stuff in June. So check me out there and check out my website. Punch up. Livestock. Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Robert Kelly.

[Bobby Kelly]

And check out Jay's new special.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, watch day because it's. It really plateaued.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, man, I'm telling you right now, those two specials are the funniest special. I don't even call them crowd work because it is hilarious funny from two funny specials I've seen in the last 10 years. Go check it out. YouTube.com bigjokerson Kurt Matzker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

One of the funniest on the trailer for what's your deal? Yeah, when we did it, it was one of the funniest. The last clip of his. Him's going. He goes, yeah, that's why it's called crowd work and not crowd fun. Someone said, look, you hate this. He goes, yeah, it's called crowd work, not crowdfund.

[Bobby Kelly]

And check out Big J. He's going to be in Liberty. Town of Liberty, Funny bone in Cincinnati, May 16th and the 17th. Governors Levittown, N.Y. just watch the special. Just watch the special and we will.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Catch you guys next week. Monday.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, make sure you tune in we'll be back. Congratulations. Come on, everybody.

[Robert Kelly]

Thank you. This is just. It's a highlight. It's a highlight of my career.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's definitely the highlight of this trip.

[Robert Kelly]

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