Ready To Party

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Episode: Ready To Party
Release Date: July 22, 2025

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Introduction

In the "Ready To Party" episode of The Bonfire, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly dive into a wide-ranging conversation that blends their personal experiences with insights from the comedy world. Joined by special guest Louis J. Gomez, the duo navigates through topics such as recently attended stand-up specials, the intricacies of live show productions, family dynamics, and their candid take on the latest blockbuster movie, Superman 2.

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Robert Kelly’s Weekend and Louis J. Gomez’s Stand-Up Special

Robert Kelly kicked off the episode by recounting his experience attending Louis J. Gomez's stand-up special in Tampa at Side Splitters, a venue he highly praises as "one of the best clubs in the world" (01:13). The hosts express immense pride in Louis's performance, highlighting the hard work and dedication that went into crafting the special.

Big Jay shares, “Every two years. That's the way to do it. Every two years. You work on material for a year and then you hone it for a year and then you do a special” (01:57). This disciplined approach has evidently paid off, as both Jay and Bobby commend Louis for delivering a "$fucking awesome" performance (02:57).

Louis adds, “They got every single shot I wanted. They're amazing” (07:26), emphasizing the collaborative effort that made the special a success. The discussion underscores the importance of meticulous planning and execution in producing high-quality stand-up shows.

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Club Life and Show Logistics

The conversation shifts to the behind-the-scenes challenges of live comedy shows. Robert shares anecdotes about managing unexpected issues during performances, such as technical glitches and last-minute adjustments. He emphasizes the critical role of team members like Christine and Rebecca, who "just took over and did their thing" (04:17), ensuring the show ran smoothly despite hiccups.

A notable moment arises when Robert criticizes the practice of "dropping checks" at comedy clubs, stating, “If you want to be the best comedy club, get rid of the check spot” (09:42). This candid feedback highlights the operational aspects that can significantly impact both performers and the audience experience.

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Family Life and Babysitting Duties

Balancing a demanding work schedule with family responsibilities emerges as a recurring theme. Robert details the exhausting nature of his weekend, juggling early morning fishing trips, live show recordings, and multiple babysitting shifts (24:55). The humor flows as they discuss the antics of their children, Max and James, including pillow fights and playful mischief.

Big Jay humorously suggests, “I know where she was going with that. She goes, did Max say, I kept teasing him? I'm like, what?” (18:17), reflecting on the playful yet chaotic interactions with their kids. The conversation provides a relatable glimpse into the challenges of maintaining work-life balance, especially for those in the entertainment industry.

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Movie Review: Superman 2

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the hosts' candid critique of Superman 2. Both Big Jay and Robert express mixed feelings about the film's execution and narrative choices. Robert bluntly states, “I would give it a C. It is. It is” (40:59), underscoring his disappointment with certain aspects of the movie.

They dissect the movie's plot, particularly focusing on Superman's intervention in geopolitical conflicts, which they find forced and unconvincing. Big Jay remarks, “It was about movie snacks” (14:07), while Robert shares his personal experience of struggling to stay awake during the film, highlighting its lack of engagement.

Despite their critiques, the hosts acknowledge positive elements, such as the visual effects and the characterization, albeit tempered by their overall lukewarm reception.

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Upcoming Shows and Guests

Looking ahead, Big Jay and Robert share their excitement about upcoming episodes and guest appearances. They tease appearances by Robbie Bernstein and Roy Wood Jr., promising a week filled with diverse and engaging content. This anticipation builds a sense of continuity and community for their listeners.

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Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Big Jay and Robert encourage listeners to tune in for future shows, emphasizing the ongoing camaraderie and spirited discussions that define The Bonfire. Their lighthearted banter and genuine enthusiasm leave listeners eagerly awaiting the next episode.

Notable Quotes:

• Robert Kelly on Louis's Special: “He does fucking awesome” (03:47)
• Big Jay on Comedy Club Operations: “If you want to be the best comedy club, get rid of the check spot” (09:42)
• Robert’s Movie Rating: “I would give it a C. It is. It is” (40:59)
• Big Jay on Show Planning: “Every two years. That's the way to do it” (01:57)

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Conclusion

"Ready To Party" offers a rich tapestry of humor, personal stories, and insightful commentary from Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly. Whether discussing the behind-the-scenes of live comedy, navigating family life, or critiquing the latest movies, the episode encapsulates the unfiltered and engaging essence that The Bonfire is known for. New listeners will find this episode a quintessential representation of the show’s dynamic, making it an excellent starting point for those unfamiliar with the podcast.

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Transcript

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And now the bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big J. Okerson]

Bobby, what a weekend you're coming from.

[Robert Kelly]

It was I, I went out Thursday to Louis J. Gomez's special in Tampa at Side Splitters. The great Side Splitters, one of the best clubs in the, in the world.

[Big J. Okerson]

I think about giving him away. By the way, I agree with your name for the special.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you do?

[Big J. Okerson]

I do.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh shit. Okay, cool. I think so, but whatever, no, if.

[Big J. Okerson]

He doesn't take it, it's a major disrespect to you.

[Robert Kelly]

How did you find out?

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, Louis called me. I'm gonna talk about this outside. Louis called me today to. He's very proud, which I'm happy. I'm so proud of him and what you guys did. He's just, he's in a great mood cause of the special. He called me today to let me know how special should be done, buddy.

[Robert Kelly]

That's so funny.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's like, you know what, dude? Every two years. That's the way to do it. Every two years. You work on material for a year and then you hone it for a year and then you do a special. Okay. Yeah, I've done a special every two years since I've been doing special.

[Robert Kelly]

There's something that happens to people when they start to achieve success when they for they just like Burr's done it to me where he's, he's telling me about how to have a pet, like a dog and telling me all about dogs and it's like, Dude, I've had two dogs for fucking 10 years. I told you to get a dog. What are you talking about?

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, it's easy. You just gotta learn how to time prioritize.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he did that shit to me. I'm out in the back by the pool and he's talking to his girlfriend and he's telling me all about stand up comedy and how the biz works and how to, you know, specials where he was doing the same shit. And I was like, can you please. I was like, honey, can you please do me a favor? Can you tell him that I'm 30 years in this fucking business and to shut his fucking pie hole? Know how comedy works? Cuz she's just nodding her head. Yeah, he did great, man.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, baby, you know too much about comedy. You should spread the knowledge to other people.

[Robert Kelly]

First of all, if she was like that, he'd love that. She's not. No, that's what he wants.

[Big J. Okerson]

Baby, baby, baby, baby.

[Robert Kelly]

You made everybody laugh so much their heads hurt. Baby, baby.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, Baby's like, did I kill him? She goes, I guess.

[Robert Kelly]

You did. Well, yeah, right? I saw people smiling.

[Big J. Okerson]

Same thing my grandmother used to say, they seem to enjoy it.

[Robert Kelly]

I was having popcorn.

[Big J. Okerson]

The crowd seemed to enjoy it. Oh, I got a call. Baby, I didn't know you were on.

[Robert Kelly]

You while you got off. Can you redo the ending? Bb dude, he. He did great. He killed it. I'm going to say it. He did fucking awesome.

[Big J. Okerson]

Everything I've heard, not just from Louis, has been that it was fucking killer. He said every show got better.

[Robert Kelly]

Every show got better. We were there Thursday night, which I didn't go to because I had to. I had to babysit. Dude, this was the most stressful four days of my life because I had Lewis's director in.

[Big J. Okerson]

Babysitter.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude, it's like he. Dude, we'll make it a boys trip. It's like, all right, but it's a boys trip with one fucking hot chick.

[Big J. Okerson]

He can't fuck his. He can't. Christine and Rebecca were there also. Well, they showed up.

[Robert Kelly]

They showed up Friday.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, no, you're right. There's one hot chick.

[Christine]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I'm talking about the Airbnb.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, that stung hard.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We're aware she's in a different category, Jay.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean.

[Big J. Okerson]

We'Re all well aware.

[Robert Kelly]

I'd rather have you two than her together. No. Helping me do a special. Not in the bedroom, buddy. No, I'm telling you, they. Christine. And when Christine, Rebecca showed up, it was like I put on an Iron man suit. They literally just got around me, saw what was like, anything that was coming out, and just went, all right, we got you. She took care of all this stuff. Rebecca was just telling people to get away from me. I mean, I'll never do anything without those two in my life again. It was. I felt, like, warm.

[Big J. Okerson]

Think Christine will get credit on this one at all?

[Robert Kelly]

She better.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God. She better.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh.

[Robert Kelly]

Because there was so many things that were happening. There's so many problems to be solved and they can't do. They don't understand it. Like, as simple as. His waters weren't on stage. Okay. You can't have labels on those. Okay, well, we didn't put them on stage. What's his name? Chris. What's his name? The. The middle guy there. Chris. Chris Vega was on stage. And they come up like, we didn't get the waters on stage. How are we gonna do that? And I'm like, what? And I think it was. Christine was like, just have the MC bring him back up when he goes, oh, okay. Little stupid things like that where you're like, why would that even be a.

[Big J. Okerson]

Guys, guys. We hit a real wall.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Water's not on stage. It has to be on stage. Cameras are already rolling.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. It's like, first of all, shut. Just bring him on stage. And it's about Lewis. This isn't a show. This is not a Saturday night show. He's on Vegas on stage, so we can stop him and adjust things, right? But he. I'm telling you right now, that club looks nuts. Those guys did everything I wanted them to do, and they. They got every single shot I wanted. They're amazing. Christine and Rebecca came in and brought it over. The finish line. Thank God. Because there was a little. There was a lot of stuff that was happening, and they just took over and did their thing and it wound up. And then Lewis went up, you know, very, very. I mean, listen.

[Big J. Okerson]

You know, you said they recorded Saturday.

[Robert Kelly]

No, we recorded Friday.

[Christine]

Right.

[Big J. Okerson]

Friday. I mean, so I was. And they went so good.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I said, listen, we're. We're full on Friday for a show. Record it. Just get one camera and record it. And then they were like, we got all these other cameras. They recorded like four cameras. So they got it. We got a Friday night, basically. But it just got better and better. Saturday night, first show was insane, but we fucked up a couple things. And then the last show, it was the drunk crowd. It was the skanks fans. It was his. His people. And they were fucking hyped. And he. He went off once he knew he had it. He was like, I'm just gonna have fun. I go, go have fun. We got it. It's done. We got. When we nailed the opening was perfect.

[Big J. Okerson]

The.

[Robert Kelly]

The. The end of the show. The. I mean, you saw the shots.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, the shots are beautiful. It looks so good.

[Big J. Okerson]

Most of the money's going into the CGI of him riding off on a giant rattlesnake.

[Robert Kelly]

Now here's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that is gonna cost a lot.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude, I don't want this giant.

[Big J. Okerson]

Rattlesnake comes in, destroys the building, and rides off Lewis on top of it.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, they keep. They keep trying to do that thing, you know, should we get a thing outside and do all this thing? I'm like, it's already been done. Stop it. Be a stand up. This is about your stand up. Stop with the fucking bells and whistles.

[Big J. Okerson]

But he's gonna pull up in an F1 car.

[Robert Kelly]

He's not pulling up. The special. This is what I want. The special opens, ladies and gentlemen, Louis J. Gomez. And he walks on stage and kills for 55 minutes.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hang on. How about through a window on a horse?

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, they will do that. They do want that.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm thinking maybe more that.

[Robert Kelly]

None of that.

[Big J. Okerson]

And a cowboy hat.

[Robert Kelly]

No, there's no cowboys.

[Big J. Okerson]

Like a hiya thing. And then he gets off, and I'll be like, isn't that silly, buddy? We spent 60 grand on that.

[Robert Kelly]

It was so. Nope, dude, nothing. And then he says, good night. The place pops and it looks.

[Big J. Okerson]

It looks amazing. You showed me.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Some of the shots from it, and it looks unbelievable.

[Robert Kelly]

We turned. We made that club into a different place. That. That. That place is beautiful now.

[Big J. Okerson]

Well, fill that. Fill that extra place for me, please. Also, my daughter doesn't even know when I do a radio show.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that club, I was able to tell the owner is like, I'm so happy to finally get here because everybody talks about how much they love side splitters, and I really see why. I mean, it has an old school feel to it. It's set up right. I love watching the waitresses, they're walking around, they have a full tray, they've got another drink in their hand. Like everybody's so on top of it.

[Robert Kelly]

And there's no steak. Nobody's cutting into a skirt steak. And jamming potatoes in their mouth.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Some finger food.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, they got little finger food and they got drinks.

[Big J. Okerson]

Club in general.

[Robert Kelly]

That. Club in general. The only one thing he has to get rid of Is they did drop the checks on Lewis Thursday night, which is like, come on, guys, stop.

[Big J. Okerson]

Thursday, I guess, doesn't matter.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but it's like they were trying.

[Big J. Okerson]

To work something out.

[Robert Kelly]

They wanted to do it on Friday night and Saturday. And I was like, hey, we can't drop checks. And he went, okay. It was like, what do you. What do you. It's like, bt, come on.

[Big J. Okerson]

Because I'm worried about the con, the people.

[Robert Kelly]

Here's what I did. I went, hey, just. We're gonna give you a check at the end. Don't leave. And they went, okay, well, yeah, you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Could make an announcement before the show.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's all I did. I want to. Man.

[Big J. Okerson]

Stay in your seats after the show for your checks.

[Robert Kelly]

And here's it. They should never. If you want to be a fucking. The best comedy club, get rid of the check spot. If you do that, bt, you're the best comedy club in the country. But as long as you do a check spot, you're not. You just can't.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Especially on headlines.

[Big J. Okerson]

The best club in the country.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know what that is.

[Big J. Okerson]

Stress factory.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Where is that?

[Big J. Okerson]

They don't do a check.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know who that is. Oh, got it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Anyways, but the crowd.

[Big J. Okerson]

I mean, obviously it's in New Jersey.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I would.

[Big J. Okerson]

Obviously, I'll be there in a couple. In a couple weeks.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you work in the stress factory.

[Big J. Okerson]

Still In a couple weeks.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, good for you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Obviously, the crowd that comes out, it's Lewis's crowd. It's the, you know, the world's. Whatever this sphere is that crowd. Always the best people. And they had. What I didn't know when I was seating is that they had assigned seats and we had to move people around. And everybody was so cool about it. Like, everybody rolling. They're rolling with the punches. They were scooching around from the waitresses.

[Big J. Okerson]

Like, having to, like, difficult Tampa to have a nice. No Hispanics pulse.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, Christine's the best because, like, there's a couple. She's the best. I'm telling you, dude. She's the best. She. I. I had these two guys. I'm looking in the. This one beautiful shot we set up, and it just goes back and forth. And I look. And they sat two bald guys together. So it just looked like tits or an ass. Just. Yeah. Or an ass. So I. I was like, hey, man.

[Big J. Okerson]

Or two tits that had one of those mastectomies where it's still full, but there's no nipple now.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it looked like two big Tits, Okay.

[Big J. Okerson]

Or an ass.

[Robert Kelly]

Or a big ass.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That was great because you went out.

[Big J. Okerson]

But not mastectomy tits.

[Robert Kelly]

What's that?

[Louis J. Gomez]

You went out yourself to that one.

[Robert Kelly]

You're like, I just.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Guys, you look like tits.

[Robert Kelly]

I go through. You look like tits. And everybody's gonna make fun of you. There's gonna be memes. You. You just look like a fat set of tits. And they were like. And they were kind of. I put my hand on the guy and he went, hey, you don't need to. And he. I had to, like, hold back my. Hey, shut the up. But he. He was like, you don't need to do that. I was like, all right, cool. I'm sorry, but you gotta move. And they're like, all right, whatever you. Whatever you do.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, there's so many bald guys at the shoot. The second tape, the second show, they found a stack of Florida man hats, and they were just handing out hats as people.

[Robert Kelly]

Lewis is a lot of shitty genetics in his crowd. I mean, that front row is not going to be there for his next special. Let's just put it that way.

[Big J. Okerson]

You mean alive?

[Robert Kelly]

They're not going to be alive. Yeah, this is the. This was the special they should have went to, but. Oh, there was one twat. Oh, God damn it. That chick that wouldn't stop stuffing her face.

[Big J. Okerson]

Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

No, not Christine.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She kept eating on camera.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm sitting there. I said. I said to Christine and Rebecca, I go, me or Uglier in the front row. No hot chicks. You can put a sexy chick with titties, but no smokers. No chicks who think they're fucking awesome because they're not going. They're there with their boyfriend and they don't care. I want all me or uglier in the front row, in the kitchen.

[Big J. Okerson]

They have good senses of humor.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes, exactly. And there was one girl, this girlfriend of somebody, she was just Every punchline. When she would just take a fork and stick something in her dumb mouth and then look up, like, inquisitive, like she's listening to a TED Talk. And I was screaming at the. I almost stopped and went, go get the fact. Get her out of there. I would have. I was so mad at this dumb bitch.

[Big J. Okerson]

She was fat.

[Robert Kelly]

No, she was go. Wasn't gorgeous. She was. She was all right looking. And then she would laugh like this.

[Christine]

Ha.

[Robert Kelly]

And then stop immediately.

[Big J. Okerson]

Ha.

[Robert Kelly]

And then stuff her fucking dumb face. It's like she hadn't eaten in weeks. She wouldn't stop jamming and not even eating. Like, let's get this done with. She was just taking a bite, popping him. And everybody's laughing, and she would just take a bite. That's her time.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She's eating again.

[Big J. Okerson]

Of what? What would she eat?

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Little chips.

[Robert Kelly]

Finger food and chips. She had a little array of shit they do.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like movie theater nachos there and popcorn. Yeah, they were concessions.

[Robert Kelly]

They have, like. They have.

[Big J. Okerson]

She had an array of shit.

[Robert Kelly]

She had an array of little finger food. She was popping into her fucking twat mouth. It's like she came there to eat.

[Big J. Okerson]

Thanks.

[Robert Kelly]

If I had. If I had seen her five minutes before that, I would have went and said, get her the fuck out of there. But she's your food. We put the camera. So she's not she. And it's a. It's a side camera. It's like a halo shot from the side. So we're only gonna use that for a couple things. Thank God. But I do want to get the footage of her just stuffing a dumb face and not laughing.

[Big J. Okerson]

We saw Superman last night. And I will say that that was a movie trip, to me. Is 80% about movie snacks.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, of course. Movie snacks. Absolutely. Not at lot, front row at a special. And then I had to. Here's the problem is, like, Friday night I went to the show, and then I was like, everybody's outside hanging. I'm like, all right, I gotta go. I gotta go watch the kids. Because they were back at the house alone. And it's so funny because Lewis's girlfriend, God bless her. And God did bless her, you know? I mean, I came out at the pool on. Was it, I think Friday afternoon?

[Louis J. Gomez]

The boys are just glued.

[Robert Kelly]

No. Did you see the top of Max's face? Like a Navy SEAL coming up out of the water, just standing, staring at her ass.

[Big J. Okerson]

Get the Apocalypse Now.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude. And she's oblivious. She's got two 12 year olds with rods in a pool, and she's just trying to face.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oblivious, Right. Oblivious.

[Robert Kelly]

She's in a bikini, dude. It's like, holy. I don't know how these kids. I mean, they should have just. The pool should have looked like egg drop soup at this point.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Because it's just this 11 who's not even talking to them. Like, there's not even a. So what are you guys doing?

[Big J. Okerson]

No engagement. It's like a poster, but it is.

[Robert Kelly]

Knowing there's no engagement, like, at all. Crazy. I mean, she's ridiculous.

[Big J. Okerson]

Is that this weekend?

[Robert Kelly]

No, that's not this weekend. That's every weekend, Jay. She finds A pool every weekend to do this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She's a really nice girl, but she's a professional dancer. Rock and bod.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, Rock and bod. But you could. You could say, hey, guys, what's up?

[Big J. Okerson]

Cause well, then it will if I get drop soup. Hi, boys. You having a good swim?

[Robert Kelly]

She's not engaging for them. Yeah, that's true. Maybe that's it.

[Big J. Okerson]

She goes, hey, Max, James, you guys want to hit my back with this with the lotion? Oh, oh, oh.

[Robert Kelly]

Max will be. My lotion's a little sticky.

[Big J. Okerson]

I gotta get to a room. Max just dives through a door.

[Robert Kelly]

Like Kool Aid.

[Big J. Okerson]

This has to get out of me.

[Robert Kelly]

But, you know, Lewis wants to do this.

[Big J. Okerson]

Max, you look really good in your bathing suit.

[Robert Kelly]

You guys. You boys really filled out.

[Big J. Okerson]

Look at your guy's little muscles.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but James, it does nothing to him. Thanks.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's like, thanks. Well, I love the way you pick out stuff. We should go shopping together sometimes.

[Robert Kelly]

Where'd you get that bikini?

[Big J. Okerson]

Max is laying in a puddle of his own splooge.

[Robert Kelly]

He's like. James is like, I love how you wear high heels and a bikini.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's like, we're gonna go. We're gonna go shopping. Max, you just lay there and puddle your own splooge. I need a nap. I need a nap.

[Robert Kelly]

Dad, it's so funny, dude. We were. Cause Lewis, you know, planned and I did. I just wanted to do what he wanted to do. I don't want to stress him out. So he's like, we're go fishing Friday morning. I plan to.

[Big J. Okerson]

Also, Christine, I want you to know, is going to come and show up, because I don't like the fact that this is not happening with James and Max and her. Christine, I know you're not a professional dancer, but if you can maybe have like a raccoon tail butt plug coming out of your bathing suit or something so the boys know your party.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'll let them know what's up.

[Big J. Okerson]

What they realize that you might lack in professional dancer's body that you make up for with Ready to party.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That should be my tagline.

[Big J. Okerson]

She goes, is Christina 10? She's ready to party.

[Robert Kelly]

Max and James come out and they just put their trunks back and shirts back on. Yeah, we're gonna go for a jog. What? Christine's by the pool with a butt plug. Guys, we're good.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What is that?

[Robert Kelly]

It's 110 out now we're gonna go shower.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're wrong about that, dude. I'd have been looking for Christine's muffin butt plug with goggles underwater the whole time. Goggle life. Never needed goggles once in my life. Ever.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Did Max tell you I kept. I kept teasing him. There was a Nepo baby.

[Big J. Okerson]

I know where she was going with that. She goes, did Max say, I kept teasing him? I'm like, what?

[Robert Kelly]

She's like, hey, yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

She's dropping things in front of Max and letting her titties dangle in her shirt. Oh, hey, Max. I didn't realize you were there. When I keep picking this pencil up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't know if I'm supposed to tell you what he was wearing Saturday night.

[Robert Kelly]

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[Big J. Okerson]

Dude, a T shirt that said the N word on it.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh. What was he wearing?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nothing.

[Big J. Okerson]

No Kanye swastika shirt.

[Robert Kelly]

What was he wearing?

[Big J. Okerson]

A cuckold cocktage.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It wasn't anything.

[Robert Kelly]

No catheter.

[Big J. Okerson]

A Magnum condom. But he has balls in it, too.

[Robert Kelly]

What was he wearing, Christine?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nothing.

[Robert Kelly]

Tell me what he was wearing.

[Big J. Okerson]

Woman's panties.

[Robert Kelly]

Christine, what was he wearing? I'll find out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Jenna's underwear.

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm kidding.

[Big J. Okerson]

I just believed him.

[Robert Kelly]

That made me so proud. If he still has, let's sniff him later. We'll have a sniffing party at the tiny house as well.

[Big J. Okerson]

Max. You know, Max, my only problem with this is you don't put them on yourself. You just take them. Because then you take away all of her stink. And what's the point of stealing panties if you're not trying to get their stink? You don't steal clean panties.

[Robert Kelly]

Did he really take her panties? No. Oh, my God. No way. What? What was he wearing?

[Big J. Okerson]

You think she would talk about that crime on the air?

[Robert Kelly]

No, I was joking, too. Dumb. Dumb.

[Big J. Okerson]

No. You know he's capable of it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Max has something.

[Robert Kelly]

What? What do you. What do you wear?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nothing.

[Robert Kelly]

What was he wearing, Christine?

[Big J. Okerson]

Nipple clamps.

[Robert Kelly]

What was he wearing? My Rolex.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Your Pepsi?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. The little bitch. I'm gonna give my son credit because he is very. He can manipulate what he wants, and he. At. We went to lunch.

[Big J. Okerson]

Are you saying he's smarter than Christine?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Did he fool you, Christine?

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big J. Okerson]

On this.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, no, no.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I saw. That's why I'm saying. That's why I was calling Echo.

[Robert Kelly]

Baby, I'm telling you right now. We're at the. We're at lunch. This is the. This is the problem with this whole weekend. When I film my. You go in, you relax, and then you do your shows. It's all for the show. Chill. But we were up at fucking six in the morning on Friday to go on this fishing trip out on a boat. It's 150,000 degrees, you know? Throwing fucking live bait into a fucking mangrove bush to catch fish, which was fun. But then we got to go back. I got to go to the club.

[Mike Calta]

You're wiped.

[Robert Kelly]

After that, I got to go. Shut up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All.

[Robert Kelly]

Make sure everything's getting set up. Make sure all these. Then I got to come back, and I got to. I got to watch the children. You know what I mean? And it's funny. Because. What's her name? Lewis's girlfriend. What's her name? Lewis's girlfriend. We're up front. I'm like, I got to go. I got to leave. I got to get an Uber. I got to go back and watch the kids. She's like, I'll go back if you want. I go, no, because they were. They were saying they weren't feeling good, and I. And I go, if they're throwing up.

[Big J. Okerson]

And shit in their pants, Damned it. If you would have given them the. If you'd have given them the choice, like, hey, you want Lewis's girlfriend to come back or you want me to come back? Send her swimming. When they trick her into going, he goes, we always fall asleep faster if we watch our mom shower.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, here's the thing.

[Big J. Okerson]

Can you read us a naked bedtime story? I said, it helps. And some warm breast milk.

[Robert Kelly]

So I. I tell her I gotta go back and they're not feeling good, you know? And I go, if they start shitting their pants and puking, what are you. I go, what are you gonna do? She goes, what are you gonna do? I go, I don't know. What I've been doing his whole life, cleaning his shit and puke. You fucking knucklehead. What do you think? I just let him shit and I walk away. I go, I'm cool.

[Big J. Okerson]

So, dude, if. If I was a kid, if I was Max, and she. I would shit my pants, so she had to change me. She goes, she's gonna have to touch it. I'm not even gonna tell her until I sit in it for a while. So I know it stretches out to my balls and wiener. I need the turds to come up the front. So when she cleans me, it's in the front. That's why I would sit. I go, my dad always cleans me. Yeah, you're my dad now.

[Robert Kelly]

Clean me like a dick, not a vagina. Clean me back to front. Not back. Front to back.

[Big J. Okerson]

Make sure you get in the ball seam. Sometimes it cakes up in there.

[Robert Kelly]

So we did get him a babysitter for Friday night. No, for Saturday night, we did get a babysitter. We got Carmen, Mike Caltera. Shout out number one best friend Mike to love. Mikey. He showed up Friday night too.

[Big J. Okerson]

Carmen from the show.

[Robert Kelly]

Karma from the show. Who's the best coach? Carmen. Because she actually coaches a football team with her live in boyfriend who she's in love with. So she's become like this influencer. She makes all the meals for the team and she coaches with Them. And she's the best. And Carmen's hot.

[Big J. Okerson]

Like, you know, well enough. I agree with you.

[Robert Kelly]

She's Tampa hot.

[Big J. Okerson]

She's definitely hot.

[Robert Kelly]

She's hot.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm gonna argue she's hot, but it's like she's. Guys have the other one walking around with the thing up her ass. And Carmen, Sandy's gonna come over with, like, just, you know, like what? Yoga pants. Which is a style. Back at this point, yoga pants would have been enough to make these kids explode. Sandy, if she's very hot. I'm saying if she. If Sandy was walking around. No, I know it's a knockout, but it's dialed back now. She's not going to walk around in that with the kids.

[Robert Kelly]

No. She does videos of her shaving her eyes.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

You know what I mean? Like, she's giving the secrets.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Her mustache and stuff.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. She's shaving her face up to her. Up. Literally up to her eyes. I'll throw up. I don't want to see a girl shaving. But she doesn't care. She's in love. She's got big gazoobs, though.

[Mike Calta]

Titties.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, titties.

[Big J. Okerson]

Big titties.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. So she says, I'll babysit Saturday night. So she comes to the club, second show. The guys, all the boys come to the first show. They watch from the Video Village.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sound off.

[Robert Kelly]

Sound off. Lewis didn't want the sound on for any of his act. And. And they're hanging up. I look over at Max. So he took my Rolex at lunch, just. He goes, can I check it out for a second? He knows I already called my Uber. I have to leave to go to the thing. So I gave it to him. I wound up leaving. He has my Rolex on. I'm gone. I don't even notice it. And then he shows up at the club later in Video Village. I come back there at one point, he's got my Rolex on. He's got my cigar in his hand, and he's. He's like, looking at the monitors, talking to Rebecca. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why? Grab his wrist. I go, is that the Pepsi?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And I think he was like, yeah, I was on my dad.

[Robert Kelly]

But he goes, so Carmen is like, I'll take her. I'm going to take him home. So I go home. Like, I get. We do the whole special. We have a little party. It's Rebecca's birthday. Happy birthday, Rebecca. We have cakes for everybody. Not picture cakes, but, you know, what are you Gonna do. Christine sold me on this fucking picture cake thing. I was all excited. She goes, I couldn't do it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I fucked up.

[Robert Kelly]

We got tacos.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

A little bit on the cake. On the cake. Everything else great. Fucking awesome. We do the party. I have to go back and relieve the babysitter. I gotta go babysit again. And it's. It's. I'm exhausted. I go back there. I guess Max started pillow fights with. With Carmen.

[Big J. Okerson]

Nice.

[Robert Kelly]

So I guess it started them.

[Big J. Okerson]

Smart move, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, so I guess they were all having pillow fights with old. Watch her jump Coach Carmen back in the day. Her and her gazubas. Here's a problem.

[Big J. Okerson]

He goes, oh, I cheated in the game. I need a spanking. My dad would normally do it. He goes, bare bottom.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Who spe over?

[Robert Kelly]

I came in.

[Big J. Okerson]

He goes bare bottom on me.

[Robert Kelly]

I came in and James actually was in bed. And James and I mean, Max was still up with Carmen.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

He was in the other room trying to start another pillow fight.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Hey. Hey. I didn't hear no bell.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. James gave up. He's like, I'm done with this, yo.

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't even know Bill.

[Robert Kelly]

Boring.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Max was really trimmed up.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he's getting.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He really has. From a little kid. He was like a little. Not fat, but chubby.

[Robert Kelly]

Chubby little weather.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Now he's like, really. I don't know the heights and.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he's working out all the time. He's getting young, man. He's getting. Yeah, him and James is shredded too. Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So tall.

[Robert Kelly]

They're so tall.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, but it's a weird thing to talk about, 11 year olds like this.

[Robert Kelly]

No, they're pretty. They're shredded up, dude.

[Big J. Okerson]

Shredded. Dude, they got really good bodies.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, they do, dude.

[Big J. Okerson]

You. I'll be honest with you. You, your son and Louisiana have great bodies. Do they want to stay over my house at some point? I'll babysit a little bit. I mean, that's what. Now they see what they're working with. I'll babysit it a little bit.

[Robert Kelly]

It was.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'll give him goggles. Nigga. Look at my dick hair come out of the pool. Look in the pool. So you see if my dick hair is coming out of the side of my bathing suit.

[Robert Kelly]

It's so funny. Jay was telling me up front that that's his thing back in the day. He would put goggles on and look at.

[Big J. Okerson]

Go underwater.

[Robert Kelly]

Go underwater and just look at pubes sticking out.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, look. Pubes coming out of the side of a bathing suit. It was awesome. It was 100% of the time if I was in a pool. If there was women in the pool, too. Give me some goggles.

[Robert Kelly]

Where's Jay?

[Big J. Okerson]

No one ever called me on it. Where's Jay? Starfishing in a pool. I said the aerial view would be me like this staring at girl's. Right in front of a girl while she's talking. And me just like this, looking at her. Didn't even think twice about it. Didn't think that it might look weird underwater, that I'm right in front of them. You know, the ones you just got to spin around every once in a while. Like you're looking at everything.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

And then you just kind of like zoom in circle. Or do this in front of your hand. In front of your eyes with your hands. Like you're not looking at this, you're just doing this and looking for pubes coming out.

[Robert Kelly]

Just gotta bring a couple pennies, drop them in, pick them up. Look what I found, guys.

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't even need pubes. I need the dots where pubes are about to be in the next day or two. Because you shaved two days.

[Robert Kelly]

You just want the root.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'll just take some root.

[Robert Kelly]

You want the root hole?

[Big J. Okerson]

Because I. Because now I know that your pussy hair does go out to there. So I'm seeing your pussy. You just shaved in a way that make me think I'm not seeing your pussy. You take all that hair off, all you have to. You see those girls wear bikinis where it's like. It's just like. It looks like a deflated balloon over their pussy lips. That's like the whole bathing suit. It just covers their pussy lips. But if they had a bush, that would be pornographic. Same picture?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Nice.

[Big J. Okerson]

I wish I could speak to Max about this person.

[Robert Kelly]

You can. I'll bring him over the house.

[Big J. Okerson]

I'm gonna get him goggles for Christmas. I'm getting a travel bag. But goggles. Goggles for everywhere you can possibly go. I don't even mean that. I mean, there's. There's actually smaller than that. That where it's like. It's like a. Literally a thing that just covers the pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

But anyways, the. The special.

[Big J. Okerson]

That one.

[Robert Kelly]

The special that. Lewis fucking killed it this weekend. Lewin Lewis killed it.

[Big J. Okerson]

I know every.

[Robert Kelly]

Everybody killed it. This special is gonna. I'm telling you, this special, his material, the way it looks, the club, I.

[Big J. Okerson]

See a bunch of it through the last couple years. And, like, he's doing fantastic. Yeah, it's his best thing by far.

[Robert Kelly]

This Is the best thing by far. And it's gonna. This. Hopefully, you know, we don't get too crazy with it. We keep it about the stand up and it's definitely going to be his thing that pops him off.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. He does throw his complete support though. Behind Russia, weirdly enough.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

Not the Ukraine. Call it crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

So funny. We went to see Soup man this weekend too. It was me, Mike alto, the boys and Louis. If you look fucking eight minutes in, me and Mike Alta were just sleeping like two old fucking fat men.

[Big J. Okerson]

Can I give you the. I fell asleep for about 10 minutes of it at one point. Superman, like pretty early. Really pretty early. And I fell asleep for two. Yeah, I couldn't. You know what it is? I'll tell you exactly what I fell asleep for. Because contextually I picked it up. He was sent here for bad reason. To be like an overlook, to be like a God.

[Robert Kelly]

Parents sent him to take over. Instead of them being good.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. They said, go dominate this.

[Robert Kelly]

Go dominate.

[Mike Calta]

Everyone's gonna change it.

[Robert Kelly]

It's the dumbest change justice, the American way.

[Mike Calta]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

That's his thing.

[Mike Calta]

I heard they don't say that.

[Robert Kelly]

No, they don't say it. They don't fucking say it.

[Big J. Okerson]

But he has a hard line stance anti Israel for sure.

[Mike Calta]

That's good.

[Robert Kelly]

It does.

[Big J. Okerson]

He just. The idea is he's not supposed to intervene at all. But when the move, they drop you right into the movie where it's like you kind of already know these things. They're getting ready. Basically, Israel is getting ready to destroy Palestine. And he intervened and he took the leader of that place. This. Before the movie starts, this has already happened. He took the leader and like threw him on a cactus and said he'd be back to talk to him some more. If he doesn't like pull back. So they did pull back. So we got Israel stand down. And now everyone's sort of mad at Superman for interfering like that.

[Robert Kelly]

It could be Israel, Palestine. It could also be Russia, Ukraine.

[Big J. Okerson]

Sure. But it also. Except they happen to look like Israel and Palestinian people. Yeah, except that.

[Robert Kelly]

And they talk like that.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. And then also. I mean, the Jewish and then also Israel. It wasn't that, like. Because there are also that place. Of course it is. That place is the place that was. Israel was also allies to America. That's why they were like, don't interfere, Superman. But he did interfere anyway and stopped them from obliterating those people. But then it's also Israel behind the scenes is also. The guy is a real evil. Like.

[Robert Kelly]

Was an evil Was an evil guy. Exactly.

[Big J. Okerson]

Like he was part of the whole plan. Like kill Superman and Lex Luthor to do whatever dumb. He wants to own half of Israel.

[Robert Kelly]

Superman gets his ass kicked, like right at the beginning of the movie, which is like, I don't want to see this.

[Mike Calta]

He's got a kick non stop. Everyone's calling him a balls.

[Big J. Okerson]

He gets his ass kicked a lot.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And he has to whistle bloody. And this dumb, annoying crypto was fun.

[Big J. Okerson]

Crypto was fun. Dog was fine.

[Robert Kelly]

He was fun. But it was almost like the movie.

[Big J. Okerson]

Was so not taken seriously. The silliest part was fun.

[Robert Kelly]

That dog needs to be with Justin for a month.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I said I didn't know crypto was a bad boy.

[Robert Kelly]

Even better. Yeah, he's a fucking asshole dog that doesn't sit when he's supposed to sit.

[Big J. Okerson]

That was probably. That the crypto was probably the most fun thing of the movie.

[Robert Kelly]

He kept. I hated it. He kept jumping on Superman and Superman's going, ow. You can hear his bones snapping.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're talking about the first 20 minutes of the movie before you fell asleep for the rest of it.

[Robert Kelly]

And he's stuck in the rest of the movie. What did he do?

[Big J. Okerson]

You weren't awake for it.

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't sleep the whole time. I fell asleep. Jay, stop assuming. Shit. I was up the rest.

[Big J. Okerson]

Can I tell you what the Lewis review of the Hang was?

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Big J. Okerson]

He gave it a B minus. So he thought it was good.

[Robert Kelly]

First of all, I don't like your secret talks about me behind my back. Go ahead. That you're revealing as you needed it. Like ammo. What was your Lewis review about?

[Big J. Okerson]

The Hang was about the movie. Everyone's take on the movie.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J. Okerson]

How they all felt. But he said he gave it a B minus. Yeah, he said he didn't see the. I mean, woke. I don't know why it's woke. Is that what the woke agenda is like? Israel's bad. Is that woke?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's woke.

[Big J. Okerson]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I mean, it's. It's woke if you're Jewish, but if you're not, you're like. This is the. You know.

[Big J. Okerson]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

Righteous.

[Big J. Okerson]

So it's. So whatever the agenda. Lewis said it wasn't. He didn't feel that. It was like strong arming that message in too much. I thought it was for sure.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, this says.

[Big J. Okerson]

But he says. Wait a second. He says that. That whatchamacallit that you said, Calta fell asleep.

[Robert Kelly]

Calta fell asleep immediately.

[Big J. Okerson]

He said Bobby. Bobby hated it. Yeah, he said Max hated it because Bobby hated it, which I get. Also the sun just kind of going. Taking the debts. And he said. He said James loved it.

[Robert Kelly]

Max hates superhero movies in general. Doesn't like. He's not a guy who watches movie. He'd rather go outside and fucking fuck around on a bike than sit and watch a movie. He'd rather. He. He does not really like watching tv. He doesn't have the attention span to watch a movie. Not yet. Maybe he'll grow into it, but he doesn't.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah. Once he gets tired of whacking off.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't think that's gonna happen. He'll be back to tv, especially after this weekend.

[Big J. Okerson]

He's got a lot in the bank right now.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God. We all do.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, my God. Every time dawn goes to pee, he goes downstairs and tries to pound one out.

[Robert Kelly]

It's so funny, too, to hear. To watch Lewis and his girl quiet argue. Hey, guys, what's up? And he just puts on the. Yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Big J. Okerson]

What's this? Christine?

[Louis J. Gomez]

This is from a comic book thing. And it says Baravia and Jar Hunur fictional their locations out of DC Comics from 1939. Superman 2, the hero got involved in stopping a civil war in the country of Arabia. And they're saying that they're not sure DC would have wanted to. Of course they're fict themselves and that. No, I know they're fictional, but it was also like, from comic books. Like, they didn't create them just for the movie, if that makes sense.

[Robert Kelly]

He made Justice League. I'm sure he went back through the comic books and found a thing that made sense for his.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's almost what I'm saying.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. He went back and found his little narrative.

[Big J. Okerson]

But there's no way those people. Let me see. What do those people look like? Even Green Lake in the comic book, when he gets involved, who's people Like. Like, that's not. That doesn't look like either side of what this conflict was. What they're showing right there, that just looks like soldiers, like European soldiers. This was certainly Arabic people versus what will be construed as Jews.

[Robert Kelly]

One was dark and one was light.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

One was in the sun a lot longer.

[Big J. Okerson]

It was. It was definitely. It was a desert. It was a desert country. Desert countries. One was Arab and one wasn't Arab.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And the. And the, you know, the scenes at the end on the credit scenes. Blue.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yo. I honest to God, I'm surprised I didn't. Didn't come in a little angry about that. They were nothing. They were Both. They were both nothing.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, they had two.

[Big J. Okerson]

There was two. There's one. After the credits complete, Lewis is an. Why?

[Robert Kelly]

Because he said. He said there's a credit scene. We're gonna stay. So we all stayed. The first one sucks so bad. And then he goes. I forget it was. That's how bad it was. The second one, he goes, oh, there's only one. So we all got up and left.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, but was the first one where the. When he put the rift back, it was not even. Was that the first.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's. What does that mean?

[Big J. Okerson]

I don't know. The next one is. Wasn't the last one just like. What? It was something so crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I think the first one was him and the dog, and it was just a snippet of them sitting together and then.

[Big J. Okerson]

No, that's the very last.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's the very last.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's the very, very ends.

[Christine]

Right?

[Big J. Okerson]

It's just him sitting with the dog, I think. Look it up. Look at it. What about spoilers? There was nothing.

[Robert Kelly]

Slutty drunk Supergirl.

[Big J. Okerson]

I like that.

[Robert Kelly]

Where's my dog? She sucked. Oh, buddy. She came in like.

[Big J. Okerson]

She's in five seconds of the movie.

[Mike Calta]

She came out costume.

[Big J. Okerson]

She's dressed a Supergirl in costumes.

[Robert Kelly]

But she's the way. That's the way. That's the way Lewis wants his girl to be. Hey. She comes in, she goes, where's my dog? As Supergirl. Like, she's just coming off a bender. And then he goes and. Come on, let's go. I'll see you later.

[Big J. Okerson]

Lewis gave this a B minus. I'm gonna go as far as. Give it a C minus.

[Robert Kelly]

I would give it a C. I would give it a C. Terrible. I would give it a C. It is. It is.

[Big J. Okerson]

Look, I liked entertainment. I like Green Lantern.

[Robert Kelly]

Greenland was okay. I like. I like seeing all the people at the Justice League. I understand. He's setting up his whole DC universe now, so I think the next one will be better.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And Superman's not the. Holy.

[Big J. Okerson]

I didn't hate this at all. I didn't hate it. But I will say that the. The. I don't know. It was just that you got his ass kicked too much. Yeah, it was.

[Robert Kelly]

It was.

[Big J. Okerson]

It was a little bit long. It was a little bit long with also not being, like. Didn't have to be. You could have taken a half hour.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't want to see Superman bleed. I like seeing Superman get shot in the eye with a 50 cal bullet and the bullet just explodes. Explodes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

When you find out how he's getting his ass kicked at the end. Like, they, like, reason it. Yeah, I thought it was super cute. It was fun. And I didn't feel like I was watching a video game, so.

[Big J. Okerson]

There's your review, Jacob. Christine thought it was super cute. Hey, you want to go see a Superman? It's Superman. Super cute.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Good for kids.

[Mike Calta]

Cleanse your palates. Both of you. Go see F1. That movies.

[Robert Kelly]

I heard that Dylan said that too.

[Big J. Okerson]

It's a race car.

[Robert Kelly]

I heard it. Blue.

[Mike Calta]

No, that movie is made. That is Top Gun in cars. No, I don't know a thing about F1.

[Robert Kelly]

We gotta go. Thank God we can't go Crate. Oh, Kratom boy, Bobby's gonna have a.

[Big J. Okerson]

Hard time with this read. So I'm not.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm gonna nail it.

[Big J. Okerson]

That's why, Jacobs, you gotta wrap this up.

[Robert Kelly]

Unlike you.

[Big J. Okerson]

You're doing so good, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

You had a hard time. Don't put your.

[Big J. Okerson]

Look at you guys. Tomorrow. Do we have guests tomorrow?

[Robert Kelly]

No. Want to get some?

[Big J. Okerson]

We do have one.

[Robert Kelly]

Who?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Robbie.

[Big J. Okerson]

Robbie Bernstein.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I love Robbie Bernstein.

[Big J. Okerson]

Oh, and then Wednesday we have Roy.

[Robert Kelly]

Wood Jr. Oh, I love him, too.

[Big J. Okerson]

Good week.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a great week.

[Christine]

We'll be back tomorrow with you.

[Big J. Okerson]

Until then, keep crackling. Huh? How about that one? Keep crackling.

[Robert Kelly]

I like it.

[Big J. Okerson]

Yeah, keep crackling. Keep the fire burning. Bonfire. Keep the bonfire burning for us.

[Robert Kelly]

One more.

[Big J. Okerson]

Everybody. Until. Until next time, off.

[Robert Kelly]

Whoa.

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