Rocky's Shadow

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly – Episode: "Rocky's Shadow"

Introduction

In the April 9, 2025 episode of The Bonfire hosted by Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, the comedians delve into a mix of internet phenomena, celebrity life, and personal anecdotes. Titled "Rocky's Shadow," the episode explores the intersection of online content with real-life implications, particularly focusing on representations of individuals with disabilities and the impact of celebrity actions on public perception.

1. Internet Phenomena and Online Scams

The episode kicks off with a discussion about a viral video featuring a young woman with Down syndrome who has gained attention on platforms like TikTok and WorldStar. Big Jay expresses admiration for her appearance, sparking a conversation about the authenticity of such online content.

• Big Jay Oakerson (02:04): "Have you seen this smoking hot, amazingly insane bodied, holy gorgeous Down syndrome girl? She's making her way around the Internet."

Robert raises concerns about the legitimacy of the content, suggesting it might be a scam exploiting her image for monetary gain.

• Robert Kelly (05:03): "If you started dating a girl with Down syndrome, it'd be great. Everyone would be nice."

As the conversation progresses, they realize they might have fallen victim to a scam involving AI-generated images, leading to frustration over unauthorized charges to their credit cards.

• Big Jay Oakerson (55:03): "We just got ripped off for four bucks trying to find."

2. Celebrity Life: Sylvester Stallone's Family

Shifting focus, the hosts delve into the personal life of Sylvester Stallone, particularly discussing his sons and the challenges faced within his family. There's confusion and clarification about Stallone's children, highlighting the complexities of managing personal struggles in the public eye.

• Robert Kelly (23:24): "Did you know that Sly Stallone has another son? You know his son, Sage, right? He died, and he's dead. He was in Rocky."

Big Jay critiques Stallone's portrayal of his family in the Rocky series, questioning the authenticity and the emotional depth reflected in his acting.

• Big Jay Oakerson (35:03): "What a shit thing to say."

3. The Rocky Film Series and Personal Reflections

The conversation naturally transitions to the Rocky film series, with the hosts analyzing Stallone's character development and the personal impacts of fame and responsibility depicted in the movies. They draw parallels between Stallone's real-life challenges and his on-screen persona.

• Robert Kelly (36:14): "He had that earring, and it was all downhill from there."

Their banter reflects on the themes of legacy, personal failure, and redemption both in the films and Stallone's life, offering listeners a blend of humor and introspection.

4. Reflections on Parenting and Disabilities

A poignant segment involves a guest named Jacob, who shares his experiences as a parent of an autistic child. The hosts respond with a mix of empathy and humor, navigating the sensitive topic with their characteristic candidness.

• Jacob (30:48): "It comes in waves though. It's really interesting. It's like a biorhythm."

Big Jay admits his lack of understanding, prompting a deeper discussion about societal perceptions of disabilities and the personal toll on families.

• Big Jay Oakerson (30:22): "I gotta be honest with you, I don't know what he's talking about. I have no idea what he's talking about."

5. Navigating Online Content and Personal Scams

Returning to their earlier predicament, Big Jay and Robert discuss the aftermath of discovering the scam. They share strategies for mitigating the damage, such as contacting banks and canceling subscriptions, while humorously lamenting their gullibility.

• Big Jay Oakerson (50:26): "Oh, Robert, get a new card."

Their experience serves as a cautionary tale about the risks of online interactions and the ease with which personal information can be exploited.

Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, Big Jay and Robert reflect on the day's discussions, reinforcing themes of authenticity, responsibility, and the blurred lines between online representations and real-life experiences. They tease upcoming events and express a commitment to navigating the complexities of modern internet culture with humor and honesty.

Notable Quotes

• Big Jay Oakerson (02:04): "Have you seen this smoking hot, amazingly insane bodied, holy gorgeous Down syndrome girl?"
• Robert Kelly (05:03): "If you started dating a girl with Down syndrome, it'd be great. Everyone would be nice."
• Big Jay Oakerson (55:03): "We just got ripped off for four bucks trying to find."
• Robert Kelly (23:24): "Did you know that Sly Stallone has another son? You know his son, Sage, right? He died, and he's dead. He was in Rocky."
• Jacob (30:48): "It comes in waves though. It's really interesting. It's like a biorhythm."

Final Thoughts

"Rocky's Shadow" offers listeners a blend of humor, critical analysis, and personal storytelling, characteristic of The Bonfire's engaging style. While navigating sensitive topics, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly maintain a balance between levity and seriousness, providing an insightful commentary on the influences of internet culture and celebrity life.

Transcript

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God damn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn, dude, that was hot as.

[Robert Kelly]

That was wild. That was. If you didn't hit that. That was gonna. That was gonna suck if you didn't hit that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I practiced that exact thing in the car not 10 minutes ago with Christine. And on the first time I did the double on the wrong part. That's why I knew it was the third. The third go round, right? No one's got a problem with that, right? That's just rhythm, dude. You know I'm talking about black blue. Let the camera see you fist bucking me, please. Thank you. I. That's big for me. That's gonna be really big for me at some point. It's gonna come up real big for.

[Robert Kelly]

Me at some point. Save you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you see? Did I send you? I may send to skanks, but it's worth talking about now because have you seen this smoking hot, amazingly insane bodied, holy gorgeous down syndrome girl?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes, I have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, she's making her way around the Internet. Have you seen this?

[Robert Kelly]

The blonde, the blonde girl, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know the one, she's blonde. There's only one.

[Robert Kelly]

There's two.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no. You talking about that. The one that did the modeling before. That girl's a turd compared to this.

[Christine]

No, that's the one. I know you showed her in here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The model, I think. Special prince. Do you know what it is Christine that's going around? No, this isn't it. Get this freak out of here. I'm not talking about her. I'm talking about this one. Angel. This one, I think it says like, would you feel different about my dude? She's like shaking her ass and her body's insane. Possibly real. Does she speak special princess? Not to me. Is this her?

[Robert Kelly]

No, that's not her. Is that her?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look up, special princess.

[Robert Kelly]

Looks like my aunt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like TikTok or something. Yeah, I think. Tick tock.

[Robert Kelly]

That was just a regular goofy looking chick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I saw it on World Star.

[Robert Kelly]

That was not her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that was not her.

[Robert Kelly]

That was just a buck tooth Southern girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now this girl's unbelievably hot.

[Robert Kelly]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

Would you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Would I?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. And I'd be so protective over her because she's retarded.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it'd be great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She retarded?

[Jacob]

She's shy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, she's shy.

[Robert Kelly]

You pay her in cookies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I really had no idea. Yeah, she had no idea. Sleep in a doghouse outside.

[Robert Kelly]

Go to your. Go to your dog house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's your mansion. Oh wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Put a swing in it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, please find this girl. I'm so hot for her.

[Robert Kelly]

I bet she.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, can you please find your retarded replacement and put her on the screen?

[Robert Kelly]

Please make me so happy. If you started dating a retarded girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh my God. Wouldn't that be great? Everyone be nice. You guys have soft foods. I trust you have soft foods for Tiffany.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, did you get on new pillows every week?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, I sent her head. Her breathing machine. Of course. Of course it's her.

[Black Lou]

Madeline Stewart.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't give a real name.

[Robert Kelly]

Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I call her the retarded hot chick.

[Robert Kelly]

It's nice. I can't wait to see.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me see it again, Lou. Let me make sure. I mean, for sure, right? Yes, yes. God damn it, Black Lou. Am I right? Before any bell, Steven sees. She's delicious. When you give it all up for her.

[Robert Kelly]

Everything, Everything, everything, Everything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Say it like Gary Oldman.

[Black Lou]

Everything. She's just a Down syndrome with a bonkers body. Shut the fuck up, Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

No, Shut the fuck up, Christine. Okay, yeah, I've seen this girl. I follow her. I think, don't I? I think I follow her.

[Black Lou]

She shows me the bbl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut up, Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow. Click that one. What is that? Oh, it'd be great. She almost got hit by every car.

[Black Lou]

It's somebody with down syndrome. The guy with bbl, she got a fake butt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut the real esteem.

[Robert Kelly]

None of it's real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut the Up, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, dude, there's a big difference between a natural.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So this feels good to pick it on retarded girl like this.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I mean, her parents should be shot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut up, dude. Damn Can.

[Robert Kelly]

God damn. That's. Damn, dude, that's big.

[Christine]

This is who you got us worked up for?

[Robert Kelly]

That's. I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Up, Jacob. I mean, shut the up, Jacob. Black Lou. It's just me and you, dude.

[Christine]

Not much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, she's awesome.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't see Lou. Everything. Everything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not a chromosome apparently, but. Dude, scream in his face. Everything.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, Spider Man, Come on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut the up, Jacob. No, she's all right, DJ Lou.

[Robert Kelly]

That point.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know she's white, but get past that.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes, I'm in. I love that. That's a. A room in her mom's house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, I'd marry her before I do Cat. And I think Doja. Cat's hot.

[Robert Kelly]

Go to the one on the left. The one on the left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get the.

[Robert Kelly]

I love that she has. She's doing a sexy face, but that's just her face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She goes with my down. Look at her body, dude. That's insane.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she's. She's gifted. God really stinks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Her body's God.

[Robert Kelly]

God sucks that he stopped right at the end.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know, right? He got called to dinner or something. Right before he put the last marble in. He was like. Like, honey, dinner. He's like, we're having Stove Top. He flipped it from. He went. He went across the room and went Kobe and then just missed.

[Robert Kelly]

That was one of the angels. Hey, we got problems with the Jews again. What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn.

[Robert Kelly]

God damn it. He forgot to put her brains in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't you speak, Christine. I'd have you come home and find us in bed together. Try to get mad. I'm doing something nice for this girl.

[Black Lou]

Do you see the caption on this?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is it?

[Black Lou]

Would my D syndrome not make your D hard?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it would.

[Robert Kelly]

This is. This is nuts. This is crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you legally allowed to her?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes, she's an adult, so.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but you know what I mean. She is, but she isn't.

[Robert Kelly]

You can have sex with any down syndrome person as long as they're over 18.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that true? I know.

[Robert Kelly]

I just made that up. I'm pretty sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I trick an 18 year old down syndrome kid into having gay sex with me?

[Christine]

Can a surgeon put Brazilian basketballs into her ass?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob doesn't even know she has down syndrome. Maybe that gave her a big fat ass. She's like a midget ass.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, there. Go to the one on the right.

[Christine]

There's no way that's real.

[Robert Kelly]

Right there. Right there. That one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't want it to be real.

[Black Lou]

It does kinda.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

She got a tattoo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, she got a tattoo. You could.

[Robert Kelly]

That's actually her address in case she forgets it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think her name's on the inside of all of her clothes?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She has lingerie with tape and her.

[Black Lou]

Name written on it says, does having down syndrome mean I can't be a 10? I would say yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, yeah, you know, it does mean that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, God damn it. It does mean that. Son of a bitch.

[Black Lou]

Perfection.

[Robert Kelly]

But. But.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, it's symmetrical. And here's the thing, she is symmetrical in her. But it's just like the proportions are wrong.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it'd be funner to talk to than a regular chick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This girl's down syndrome face is prettier than many, many women I've had sex with. His face?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Plus, what a cheap date. You just take it to a park and throw in a swing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, she has no idea. Look, she eats food. Oh, no, she's just doing a tick tock.

[Black Lou]

I don't.

[Robert Kelly]

Is there any of her talking?

[Black Lou]

Yeah, that's what I'm kind of looking for.

[Robert Kelly]

But it's got to be one of her talking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on.

[Robert Kelly]

There you go. Right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Holy balls.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't think she talks in any of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, she was your stripper. You'd shoo her away.

[Christine]

It's not my type.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow, dude, you are. What does he call this handy phobic? Ableist. You're an ableist.

[Black Lou]

If this chick was a stripper at a club, I think that you wouldn't realize. You'd be like, I just think she's like her. I'll tell you better than her face. But I don't know. If you jumped to. She had down syndrome.

[Robert Kelly]

You would realize as soon as you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I would ask her. I would ask her to suck my dick and ask her to. And if she got mad and told the manager, I would just. It's my word versus her. It's like she has down syndrome. She's just. She's crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

She's making up, you know, as soon as you took your dollar and started eating it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Very sexy. She has an only fans, by the way. No, she.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She rules her thing. Is Jenny so down.

[Robert Kelly]

Does she have an only fans?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jenny's so down for whatever. Come on. She's got a what? A sense of humor.

[Robert Kelly]

That's her dad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love this chick. Is this what, an only fans?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

It's not an only fans.

[Robert Kelly]

What is it?

[Black Lou]

It's fanview.com.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What does that mean?

[Robert Kelly]

I Don't want to watch a girl sticking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, it says best natural ass. Jacob. Best natural ass.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not a natural ass, Bobby. What? I'm right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She can't lie. She doesn't know how. She doesn't get the concept of it.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, they got. Are we gonna watch nudes of retarded girl?

[Black Lou]

Yes, if I can get to them.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Give her whatever money she wants.

[Robert Kelly]

We're definitely going to hell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why? This probably helps her get her medication or something.

[Robert Kelly]

What? They don't take medication that just retarded.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They have carts.

[Robert Kelly]

No, they don't have carts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They.

[Robert Kelly]

They live a regular life. I live with six of them for.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If we. If we buy one year of her, only fans we can get. Make it so she could safety up all the corners of her sharp tables.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Black Lou]

It's $3.99 a month.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that all?

[Robert Kelly]

That's it. Send me that link, Christine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. All right, let's get in here. And by the way, if there is no aggressive spread open pornography in this, I'm going to really be pissed that I spent $4.

[Robert Kelly]

I hope her. Her vagina is retarded.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, did we ever give Corinne Fisher the thousand dollars? I keep telling everybody I did. Did we do it?

[Black Lou]

I didn't.

[Robert Kelly]

No, she lost.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, she's in.

[Robert Kelly]

She's still in.

[Black Lou]

I thought she was on the ballot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's still in there. She's still on the hunt.

[Robert Kelly]

I gotta give her 100 bucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we gotta do the donate. I keep telling everybody I did it. Yeah, I thought we did it on the show.

[Robert Kelly]

We'll do it today. Okay, we'll do it after we look at a retired girl fingering herself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, priorities.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, karma.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is the right thing to do.

[Christine]

What do we get for that? She said they come on the show for that.

[Robert Kelly]

No, she's not coming up. No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This. They will not complain about my unbridled making fun of it the whole way through. Also, with that said, as I always say, vote Corinne Fisher. I would love to know the mayor. That would be fantastic to have the mayor be a friend. But also, I have to be able to. I mean, we're comedians. I have to be able to laugh at comedian running for mayor. Yeah, it's hilarious.

[Robert Kelly]

Y.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's campaigning in the streets, Jacob. It's funny.

[Christine]

It is.

[Robert Kelly]

How did you not already do this? How do you keep yourself from not signing up for the only fans?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've never.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I don't know how to. I'm I'm bad at this stuff.

[Robert Kelly]

Bad at what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, like online things.

[Robert Kelly]

Online? You can't. You can't leave. You have to have Christine stay. Even if you get her. Because I'm pretty sure she's bad on onlineing things, too, this girl. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. You think there's somebody there filming her?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she doesn't know how to. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Send a rose. What? Settle down.

[Robert Kelly]

Why not send her a rose now?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Show me. Oh, my God. What this gets you. Okay. All right, hang on.

[Robert Kelly]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She gave you a little taste this.

[Robert Kelly]

So we're looking at her. Just her. Her ass crack?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. She also has dermal piercings in her lower back. This girl's hot.

[Robert Kelly]

Dude, this girl's not hot. She's disturbed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What? She's.

[Robert Kelly]

She's disturbed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, if you ever see a Disturbed concert, at the end, they'll tell you we're all disturbed.

[Christine]

So there's no. There is no nudity.

[Robert Kelly]

I really got something to say about everything. That's why I love you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just gotta keep talking.

[Robert Kelly]

You find a way out of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is not high.

[Robert Kelly]

This is just her and sexy clothes. Yeah, without her face.

[Black Lou]

They make you pay more money for the good stuff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know if this is her.

[Robert Kelly]

This is not her. They don't show her face.

[Black Lou]

Jenny down for whatever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, listen, it makes sense.

[Black Lou]

I mean, this was linked out from her Instagram.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Her first big sex video. Wait. First sex video from my freshman year. He fucked me so far from behind, and then I took his cock until he came inside me. Christina, I can't pay $60 to watch a retarded girl fuck, can I?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes. You're gonna pay a thousand to watch a retarded girl become mayor?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's just. Let's go down. That's not a bad argument. Let's read this one and see under my dress. Watch me spread open this thick, juicy ass with my hands and show you how good I can give it to you. 28 bucks. Out of here. Reverse cowgirl point of view. Don't care her. So what? You can see it dripping out. That's her mouth.

[Christine]

You only want to see the 60. Let's be honest.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, let's just go $60. And do you imagine the. The BJ she'd give you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God, that'd be terrifying.

[Robert Kelly]

You know how long that tongue is?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like walking thick.

[Robert Kelly]

She'd be able to lick your ass and your balls at the same time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like walking a tightrope why is.

[Christine]

The hair colors completely different?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's my question. And I also don't see the leg tattoo.

[Christine]

This is not the same person.

[Robert Kelly]

That's funny. If they scam you at some just regular chick. She has a. She has a stunt double.

[Christine]

Well, you should complain then.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you pay.

[Christine]

I paid $60 to see this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't.

[Christine]

Down syndrome girl. I'm saying you should have.

[Black Lou]

It looks like her body.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. This is. I don't know if that's her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Seems like.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not gonna get scammed by some. Why not?

[Robert Kelly]

Let's do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just pay $60 to watch a girl. You think she's not gonna show her face in that either?

[Robert Kelly]

She probably will show her face in that. Maybe, but are they going to do it here? Think of how many cheese sandwiches you can get with that 60 bucks. So many Fruit Loops.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just bread and cold cheese. Yeah, I used to eat cheese sandwiches I got when I was younger. I don't know why. I was just sort of talking shit right there. Just nothing else on it. Just a. Just cold cheese on two pieces of white bread. I didn't have a lot of supervision. Are we gonna.

[Robert Kelly]

We watching it? What are you doing? I mean, I think it's.

[Christine]

We're waiting for your call.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How good do you feel with God that you think we should watch this retarded girl? F6.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I mean, we came this far.

[Black Lou]

I mean, the card's already in.

[Robert Kelly]

Let's do it. Let's do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right.

[Robert Kelly]

So funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here we go.

[Robert Kelly]

Now can we take bets if it's gonna be her or not? I don't think it's gonna be her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There was an error processing my payment.

[Robert Kelly]

That's God. That's God saying, don't do this.

[Black Lou]

Hard.

[Robert Kelly]

It's. It's the universe saying don't do this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what I think too.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude. This is the universe going here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You've also to have to. I hope my credit card calls me. Goes. Did you get. Did you try two times to pay for girls? This. This might just be a trick to arrest people.

[Robert Kelly]

What if this is a big scam? What if this. What if you just car just got whacked and they're just siphoning all your money out of your account right now?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bitch got me for four bucks.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. Now how do you cancel?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I hate her. How do I cancel? Where's our fucking subscriptions? Son of a bitch. She got you we're gone. They're here forever.

[Robert Kelly]

I guess she's not that retarded.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is her fucking thing. Well, we're fucked. Son of a bitch.

[Black Lou]

I'll figure it out. I just gotta send this page to myself.

[Robert Kelly]

Make sure your card is getting whacked. Make sure that wasn't like a weird thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My car is getting whacked so hard.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh God.

[Black Lou]

Blocking it now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it's not. My car just shut off. Cuz I tried to watch a girl have sex. That is mostly my fault. God damn it. Oh, by the way, I'm sorry.

[Robert Kelly]

Go ahead.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was also very wrong about the Linda hog. Linda Hogan crying video. It's only the one. It's the same one. I thought it was another one.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, she had another one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I thought there was another one. It wasn't. It's the same one where she has the bruise.

[Robert Kelly]

You know, we were talking about Walter Goggins yesterday. About how great Walton micro.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What if he comes in?

[Robert Kelly]

Well, he's not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, now not. You're gonna keep calling Walter.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, it's okay. I'll take that micro correction from you. And you do it in such a cunty way too. It's like Walton.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If I say it too fast, it sounds like Walter.

[Robert Kelly]

Anyway, you can. You can do this. Ready? You do it. You do it. Say Walter Goggins.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Walter Goggins.

[Robert Kelly]

This is just bullshit now. What are we married? That's some horseshit. You don't have to give me a voice, you cocksucker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Walter Goggins.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you just talk regular.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We were talking yesterday about Walter Goggins.

[Robert Kelly]

Walton. That's what you did. Write it this way. You could do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ready?

[Robert Kelly]

Do it again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When we were talking yesterday about Walter Goggins. I think it's Walton, but I know it is. I think it's Walton, but I'm certain that it's Walton.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, no. I'm being you. I'm giving you another option of micro correcting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I should lie to you without.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you're still saying it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But you're saying I'm lying to you and saying that I believe it.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you're saying it without the fucking Twizat it to it. You know what I mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Ready? Watch this. Walton.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I. Note taken.

[Robert Kelly]

But. Or I think it's Walton.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The note is taken.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, great. Let's try it again. Walter Goggins is coming. Is. We were talking about him yesterday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't. I don't want to. I'm just gonna mean to cut you off, but I, I'm pretty sure it's Walton.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, is it really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that's cool. Okay. Walt Walton.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, no. It's easy to make that mistake, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not. Okay, drop it.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, drop it right there. You see? You micro correct it. You might.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sorry. I am riding right now that I just got taken for a $4 loop from Girl, promising to show a guy coming inside of her. Everyone would have been involved in a crime if that went through.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a lot more than photo. I think you get whack for a thousand.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, we're getting nailed.

[Robert Kelly]

We were talking about Walt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I might as well put this girl up for mayor.

[Robert Kelly]

Walton Goggins. We were talking about all the roles he played. Remember that? Do you know the, do you remember the role he played on Sons of Anarchy?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. That was our first thing really knowing who he was at all with.

[Robert Kelly]

He was. Did you see that?

[Black Lou]

That's why I said yesterday was when we were walking in the building, we would refer to him as the character from Sons of Anarchy.

[Robert Kelly]

Sorry, guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't listen.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I do listen. I don't hear.

[Black Lou]

I said it was before we watched Justified in the Village, remember? I didn't.

[Robert Kelly]

That's okay. Cuz I did a little. I was going down a deep dive on him last night. I, I, I forgot he played a transvest. Trans.

[Black Lou]

At the time we say the other word, but we would say trans.

[Robert Kelly]

Now what would we say? What we say before Trainee Tranny and Rich Washington call them transies.

[Black Lou]

Transies.

[Robert Kelly]

You did that a meeting once. At the end, we're all hanging in the meeting. It's like they call it the parking lot after. And there was a trans, trans person in the room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sorry, though.

[Robert Kelly]

And he goes, hey. He goes, yeah, I don't know. I watched this movie with the transies in it. And she went, oh, my God. And just left. He goes, what is that? How you not say it? Oh, God. I was on the floor. I'm like, it's not transies, you idiot. It's trans.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Boss did kill Tony. I'm so curious to see it.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, really? Okay. He probably killed it, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm saying, like, hearing, like, boss, like, go out there and just on young comics. He loves that.

[Robert Kelly]

It is his thing. It's his thing. He is his joy. Just on somebody before, I was just. I went into Jim and Sam. I meant, not Jim and Sam. Sam and the fellas. I went into Sam show this morning, but I was supposed to Go with Voss. We were like, last week, we were like, let's go in together. And then he cancels on me. The last fucking minute. He goes, I'm not doing it. And I'm like, why? And I'm like, just come in, you fuck. I'm going in. And then he goes, you should just cancel. Just you cancel too. I'm like, I don't do that. If. Piece of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why do you want to go in?

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. He just canceled.

[Black Lou]

Driving that early.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Italian, 18th century, I think. I think it's because he's so surrounded by my art.

[Robert Kelly]

I think he's so old, he has to get a hotel the night before for that ride. Like, that ride is too much for him. You know what I mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's the ride? He's got a bit of a ride, though.

[Robert Kelly]

It's an hour and a half, maybe it's not that bad. And if you left a little earlier, you're fine. But I think that ride takes a lot out of him. So he would have to get a hotel, you know, get to bed early and then wake up and do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Poor guy.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Comedians leave, you leave. Like, everyone wants to be far from the city. A complete change.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I mean, Voss is far.

[Christine]

That's far.

[Robert Kelly]

Voss lives in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paul versus Yanis is far.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, Paul and Paul and Yanis. Same street. I'm not far.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ish.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm ish. Yeah, I'm not far.

[Black Lou]

My ears popped.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My ears did pop. On the way to your house.

[Christine]

You're far up.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm. I'm ish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My nose started to bleed.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm. I'm right on the cusp.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

On the cusp of what? A mountain cliff.

[Robert Kelly]

I left if I left at 3, 10 today. I got here at 4.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, it's all downhill.

[Robert Kelly]

There's no way you don't go fast.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did a pine derby here, but.

[Robert Kelly]

But Versi lives 25 more minutes further than me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Son of a bitch.

[Robert Kelly]

It's too much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My eyes would start going white.

[Robert Kelly]

It's too much up there. Yeah, they're in the woods.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like Everest. There's bodies on the way to his house.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he has, like, horses and he has a bull up the street from his house, just like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that a black guy who comes to fuck his wife? You know, I'm talking about black Lou. You watch that same kind of porn. They're called bulls, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

You want to go see the bull? What? No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then it's a black guy comes.

[Robert Kelly]

Out and fucks you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't want to watch the bull. Dis like the whole thing welcomes ever your wife while you watch the bull.

[Robert Kelly]

What do you guys. What is your ride?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How.

[Robert Kelly]

What is your ride?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I mean, like if we came right here. 35 minutes.

[Robert Kelly]

35.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm 50 minutes. 50 minutes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, no. But I don't know why I do it. It's 50.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby. Oh, Bobby, you. I believe it's. I did it. And it's way up in the clouds. More than an hour away.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not an hour away. You got into traffic. You hit traffic.

[Black Lou]

We did hit traffic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut the up, Christine. You're the same person who said that girl wasn't beautiful. You ableist. You're all ableist except me and Black Lou and have sex with a Down syndrome girl.

[Robert Kelly]

It's.

[Black Lou]

I'm sorry I couldn't get your video for you.

[Robert Kelly]

It's 50 minutes. It's not that bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine wanted me to lose that $4 and not see retarded.

[Black Lou]

Your credit card off at this page.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You never wanted me to see retarded. You hate it.

[Robert Kelly]

What's up, Jacob?

[Christine]

Oh, you teased this thing. I'm this mystery. I want to hear.

[Robert Kelly]

Dude, this is nuts. Did you know that Sly Stallone has another son?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

You know his son.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He is Sly.

[Robert Kelly]

You know. You know his son Sage, right. Died and he's dead. He was in Rocky.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why'd he die? He's in Rocky 5 or Rocky 5. Rocky 5.

[Robert Kelly]

Rocky 5. His. But you know, his other son wasn't one of the Rockies too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why did Sage die?

[Robert Kelly]

Drugs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He did die from drugs.

[Robert Kelly]

I believe it's drugs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I tell you what. He got that earring and it was all downhill from there.

[Robert Kelly]

He. Buddy. He has another son that he never talks about. You never know. But his son is. Do you know his son is. And you've seen him in one of the Rockies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, Come on. This is a lie.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's a true. It's true. He has a son, Sergio.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Which was the baby in Rocky 2.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, really? With all that hair?

[Robert Kelly]

The baby in Rocky 2 is his son Sergio. But at around right after that movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at how his fucking name is spelled. What an asshole.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but if you. If you. That's. That's his son. But he found out at around 2 or 3, right after this movie that he's highly autistic. Okay, so he. There's a. I sent. Lou, did you send the clips? I sent a clip. Him talking about it on the. Should have got him a fat ass on The. On the. What's that? What's the talk show? Donahue. He's on Donahue and he's with his son Sage. And then he brings up his other son that he has, and then you never see him again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You want to see him come out here and freak out?

[Robert Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

You want to see him scream at the lights? Hey Sergio. Oh, this is tango and cash time.

[Robert Kelly]

This is tank. Any other children?

[Jacob]

Yes, I have one son who's autistic. His name is Sergio.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's take a moment. You've, you've very been very thoughtful. You have to say he's autistic right away. He said that before. His name. He said I have one son. He's autistic. His name is Sergio. You don't have to leave with that.

[Robert Kelly]

It's, it's, I guess so bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's tall.

[Robert Kelly]

He just put him in a home.

[Black Lou]

Just now?

[Robert Kelly]

No, back then because the doctors. Listen, he'll tell you, it's pretty wild what he says, what the doctors said to him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is a catastrophic mental illness. Your son Sergio lives in a very dark corner, as you put it, and there really isn't. You hope for miracles, I'm sure, like every other parent would. But you're also realistic. So your love is unconditional. You see him and it's got to be a heartache you take with you every day of your life. What do you do? Do you get inured? Do you. How do you do this? You.

[Jacob]

It comes in waves though. It does. It's really interesting. It's like a biorhythm. Sometimes you become incredibly thoughtful and you become very self incriminating to yourself. And because you say, oh, I had to, it had to be my fault. And then others become, you become very philosophical and say, yeah, perhaps he's in a better place. But like you say, it's always with you. And it is, it's a void that can never be filled. And it's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I gotta be honest with you, I don't know what the he's talking about. I have no idea what he's talking about.

[Black Lou]

His son being autistic.

[Robert Kelly]

His son. He explains it a little more. He got told when he was. The, when the, when he came out, he was normal for like two years, just a regular kid. And then something happened. He. He just changed vaccines. And the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dr. Jacob, it's vaccines. You and RFK are gonna fix this.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, it's also when he's got shredded. He was doing all that crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It could also be HGH.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's when he got like Rocky 2. Shredded. Rocky 3.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Rocky 3. Yeah, this Rocky 2.

[Robert Kelly]

This is Rocky 3. Rocky 5 when he got like, you know, side abs and all the stuff he was probably doing. And then he had this kid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I believe they're called obliques. No, that was. No, you said to do it.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it still came out cunty, but I'm sorry. Dude, you're doing good. Dude, you're doing good. I give you E for effort and I give you a C for content.

[Black Lou]

It's in your pants. You're serving cunts.

[Robert Kelly]

He really is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, sons. Little goofball. Running around fighting people.

[Black Lou]

He was saying when he was. He was just saying like, sometimes you think it's your fault and sometimes you think the kid's like having a better life.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, it means. I think that he's in a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what I'm saying. Is he mean? He has A better life somewhere else.

[Black Lou]

His head, like his mental state maybe is better than like a regular.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

See, we're all guessing, by the way. So it wasn't crazy that I said, what the he talking about? No one knows I understood.

[Christine]

Where.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where is he at? What's he talking about?

[Christine]

He. Phil Donahue asked him, what is it like having to know that your son is autistic at that level? And he said, it's very painful. Sometimes I blame myself. Did I do this?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You say I got no brains. Philosophical.

[Christine]

But it's. I think it's dated sounding because now everyone says they're autistic and they're all rock stars, so this must be like another level.

[Robert Kelly]

I got. I got two of them producing my podcast. Yeah, fantastic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. High. High. Low functioning. High. Autism is.

[Black Lou]

Asperger's not like a term anymore?

[Robert Kelly]

Is.

[Black Lou]

Wasn't it different? Like there's like severe autism and then there's just like. People don't get social cues.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on.

[Robert Kelly]

Asperger's is something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't take Asperger's from me. It's hilarious.

[Robert Kelly]

I think Asperger's is something else.

[Black Lou]

I thought it was like a level of autism.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what Ari is.

[Robert Kelly]

He's an ass. He's just an ass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's a real Asperger.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I thought you. Who's an Asperger? Ar.

[Christine]

So there's no update since the Donahue show?

[Robert Kelly]

Well, they did. There's nothing out there on this kid. And play this. Listen what he says about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think Stallone killed him.

[Robert Kelly]

What the doctor said to him, Listen to this.

[Jacob]

Avoid that can never be filled. And it's just, it's. It was probably harder for Sage than myself because I know that he doesn't like to talk about it, but it was his only brother.

[Robert Kelly]

Son was a good looking kid. Sage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. What a twat though, huh?

[Robert Kelly]

Why you didn't like Sage?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I only judge by his character in Rocky V. But I hated him.

[Robert Kelly]

It was a twat. You're right. He almost ruined the movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, when he came back around. I know. Stop bitching. Your dad's trying to make another champion. Get out of the way, you little dork.

[Robert Kelly]

Every kid in every movie fucks up the movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dad. Why aren't you paying attention to me? He goes, because we have to make money, you dumb fuck. We moved out of a mansion back.

[Robert Kelly]

To South Philly and we're living under a highway.

[Christine]

Now that you're playing this, I swear I remember this episode.

[Black Lou]

What's his name. The guy from this is Emilio. What's his name?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Milo Ventimiglio.

[Black Lou]

Doesn't he play his son?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. In Rocky Balboa?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

Oh, okay. But he plays his son.

[Robert Kelly]

I think he was dead or on drugs.

[Black Lou]

Gotcha.

[Robert Kelly]

When they did Balboa.

[Black Lou]

Gotcha, gotcha.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

And being that age, when he's five years old, it's hard to. To understand that. So he. It was. It was very traumatic for him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Huh? Did you know immediately? And you know. I mean, when do you take this bullet?

[Robert Kelly]

This is crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

At the hospital? Or when do you realize.

[Jacob]

Yeah, it's. Take this bullet.

[Robert Kelly]

What the fuck? What a way to put it. When do you take this bullet to your kids? Not good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When you find out about this burden forever.

[Robert Kelly]

What a shit thing to say.

[Jacob]

Television show or the movie. He was totally normal for two years. And one day he just began to be more and more reticent, reserved, and then shunned all affection. You kissed me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, Bobby. I don't know what reticent means either, okay?

[Robert Kelly]

But you looked at me and I thought you were going to come to me for it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was thinking about it.

[Robert Kelly]

I know you were.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I fought it, though.

[Robert Kelly]

You did fight it, and I commend you on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I fought it because I don't know either.

[Robert Kelly]

Does anybody know what it means?

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

What does it mean?

[Christine]

Reticent.

[Robert Kelly]

Don't repeat it. You heard it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just answer the question.

[Robert Kelly]

Thank you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, what an dj. Lou Reluctant. You looked it up.

[Robert Kelly]

I did not. I'm playing Rocky music over here.

[Black Lou]

No, it's not revealing one's thoughts or feelings readily.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, close enough. Who decides what the. My God, who the hell decides that? I guess Lou does. All right, ready?

[Jacob]

And they said, well, he's autistic. I said, no, you've made a mistake. He goes, no, no. And I said, well, what will he be able to do? He said, nothing. Nothing. I said, no. I mean, can at least become physically active? He said, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Should I just bury him? Should I just bury him alive?

[Robert Kelly]

You know, it's funny you don't know this. You know the robot in Rocky 3? Was it Rocky III for Rocky 4? The robot in Rocky 4 was made for his son with autism. That was his son's robot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're making that up.

[Robert Kelly]

Did not look it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Happy birthday, Paulie.

[Robert Kelly]

Swear to God. That robot was made for his son's autism. To. To. To kind of play with him out? No, to. To hang with him or with him or have him something to do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Robot friend.

[Robert Kelly]

He had that robot made and he put it in the movie. Yeah, that's right. Look at the robot in Rocky 5, known as SECO, was inspired by a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Real life robot created by Robert Dornick to help autistic children.

[Robert Kelly]

And he had one of them made for his son. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Doesn't say that.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, well, I mean, we don't have to read into it too much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It says he was impressed with it and. Yeah, it helps them improve their social skills. Okay. But I'm gonna give you this.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought there was no correlation with the robot and every. And anything. So there's a robot story in there.

[Robert Kelly]

Thank you. I appreciate it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was close.

[Black Lou]

Removing them from the director's cut.

[Christine]

Yeah, that was part of that whole documentary. I think he cut out the whole robot part.

[Robert Kelly]

Why?

[Christine]

He hated it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, everybody does.

[Robert Kelly]

Son loved it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's stupid. It saved his son's life and stopped his son from biting the mailman.

[Robert Kelly]

It stopped his son from smashing his own ears in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So what's the ultimate thing? He just stuffed his son in a home and he doesn't know anything about it?

[Robert Kelly]

I've looked. I can't find. Find anything on his son. Now here's the thing. You know about his three daughters. You know, his son Sage has passed away. You know his three daughters. He does a show with him. There's nothing. There's one photo. I sent it to you, Christine. You should have it. There's one photo of his son Sage. I don't want to laugh, but.

[Christine]

Absurd.

[Robert Kelly]

Sergio. That's his. That's his. That's what he looks like right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

F. Ghoul.

[Robert Kelly]

Jesus, J. Come on, dude, you can't win.

[Black Lou]

And these are. So this is a previous marriage, both the sons. And then all the girls are with a new girl.

[Robert Kelly]

Right. With a new. With a new woman. Correct. They divorced. And. Yeah, this kid, I don't. Never seen him. Don't hear about him. Had no idea he had this son. Don't know where he is. Never talks about him. And I've. I watched a lot of the episodes of the, you know, the reality show with his daughters. Never brought up well, you know, that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Kid could eat corn through a gate.

[Robert Kelly]

That guy could eat a gate. What are you talking about?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just eat gate.

[Robert Kelly]

He can reheat right through a gate.

[Black Lou]

Fat Joe and Everlast. It. It came out from both of them, like, way late that they did have children with, like, disabilities that they had cared for for, like, the last, you know, 20 years or something. And it's like you just don't talk about It. Because it's so devastating. I guess you don't want to know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My daughter is a cystic fibrosis.

[Black Lou]

Cystic fibrosis. And Fat Joe, I believe, has a son with down syndrome syndrome.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, well, it's. Thanks, Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, that's not funny.

[Robert Kelly]

It was all right, but I think it's the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stallone was funny because Bobby says he threw him in a shoebox in a public storage somewhere.

[Robert Kelly]

You never hear him talk about him ever again. Since that interview, you've never seen him in anything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I bet you. I bet.

[Black Lou]

I mean, Stallone could have thrown home his whole life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stallone could have thrown in for some teeth.

[Robert Kelly]

You probably want to wait till the. Those baby ones fall out. If those are babies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Until he stops biting metal.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes. It's a waste of teeth.

[Black Lou]

Look at this. His current whereabouts and activities are not publicly known.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Robert Kelly]

Nobody knows.

[Black Lou]

Well, it sounds like he just went into a home and he's living there. Like that's his life. Yeah, I'm sure that. I'm. I'm sure Sylvester Stallone visits him. You'd think, but probably not as much as he'd want to people know publicly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, punch my hand show me if you get bogs.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, kid, I brought you a chain.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To chew hey, son, I brought you a rope.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And buy you some mitts you can eat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Sing here if you can get the peanut butter out of it. Should we watch this Kong ball?

[Black Lou]

This is like 30 seconds.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay? Watch this, right? Yeah.

[Jacob]

This was so then you become very aggressive towards the doctor at that moment. So. How dare you? He said no, I'm telling you, I want to be very honest with you. This child will be like, in the shadows. Won't want nothing to do with you. Will reject you. You must understand this. And it's up to you how you handle it, but that's the facts. And we started at that point and we've come full circle with it. We've come to terms with it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, it helps you count your blessing, doesn't it?

[Jacob]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't get mad at stoplights.

[Jacob]

You wanna hear me say it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You want to break me down? All right.

[Jacob]

I'm afraid for the first time in my life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm afraid of his life. He's afraid. Damn. Look, he's got an acting that.

[Robert Kelly]

But it's crazy that that's the. The baby in Rocky 2.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know.

[Robert Kelly]

That's Sergio. That's his. That's his kid that I probably right near at this time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's Got more acting credits than Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, he's actually, they have him in the thing as an actor. He is an actor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's listed.

[Robert Kelly]

He's listed as an act. Yeah, he was in the movie. He was in Rocky. Two most popular movies ever. He was in. Look at him and he'll never know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His brain never aged a day for. Yeah, I know. He goes, that's you. He'll never understand. Yeah, poor kid.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, poor kid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Man chucked away.

[Robert Kelly]

But poor Rocky too have. You know, he has three girls. But as a guy, you want to. You want a son. And his other son's gone dead. That stinks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's pretty rad though. Pretty rad. Way to go. You're like. I mean he was a badass for sure. My son. I mean gone too soon. But guy played it fast and loose. Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you think he goes, visits his son wherever he is?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Talkstone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey son, you think that's where he got the, the character from? From talking to his son like that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey Sage. Well listen, yo. Would it be better to have one of your sons be viciously autistic and the other one dead from drugs or to have one of them be Chet Hanks?

[Robert Kelly]

I think I would take the. The autistic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, I want to be that. That down syndrome girls.

[Robert Kelly]

Daddy, do you know who her parents are?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just trying to get Jacob boned up. He ignores me.

[Christine]

I'm sorry. I was double checking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do I know where her parents are?

[Christine]

The Sage did not die of a drug overdose.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow. How'd he die?

[Christine]

It said an autopsy by the LA coroner and toxicology test determined that Stallone died of coronary artery disease caused by drugs. A word I can't pronounce.

[Robert Kelly]

Drugs.

[Christine]

Aids atherosclerosis with no drugs detected other than an over the counter pain remedy.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, he had a drug addiction for a while. That's why I assumed that he had. He was. Yeah, he was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now I think we're laying a lot on this kid that he didn't do.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm. I'm. I'm pretty sure he did that. I'm pretty sure he was on drugs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

For a minute with Sage. I remember hearing that too, I feel like. But yeah, maybe the drugs his body up and that's why he had this neuro. Paul More Mary Bungleback.

[Robert Kelly]

So well said. Well said.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He wasn't an addict at all.

[Robert Kelly]

He wasn't an addict? Is that what they're saying?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope.

[Christine]

Bobby, you've got nothing, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was he a Heavy smoker.

[Robert Kelly]

Wait a minute. He was. He was a drug addict. But not drugs like cocaine or heroin. It was more like, like, like Advil. He was good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said, I also believe. I heard that.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, no, didn't you think, you think.

[Christine]

I did hear that?

[Robert Kelly]

I swear to God I heard that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I always assume every celebrities, kids, a drug addict, not an addict.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, but wait a minute. Okay, so wait a minute. So you're believing. I don't believe any of this shit either.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I say he's not. What publication is this?

[Black Lou]

Daily Mail.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nailed it.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, they're always true.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, everything's true, they say.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I'm sure that that's spun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

How can you be a drug dealer and not do drugs? It's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's brilliant to be a drug dealer, not do drugs.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think most major drug dealers don't do drugs.

[Robert Kelly]

Why would you have to be a drug dealer if your dad is Stallone? You can't just go, yo, dude, can I have some money?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because you don't want to be under your son, your dad's shadow.

[Robert Kelly]

I would be under my dad's shadow for the rest of my life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's hindsight. I think about that all the time. I always. When you were younger and like the rich kids, they were like, you know, you'd call them names and like the rich kids, like, they're corny and whatever. And if, man, if I can go back and just have like a silver spoons, like a choo choo train that takes me from my bedroom to my living room.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Christine]

I love. His daughters are so well adjusted. They know, they. They know their dad's rich and famous and they're happy. They love their life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of course, yeah, they're girls.

[Robert Kelly]

I would do that. I would live in Max's shadow. If he made money right now, I'd be his bodyguard.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get him out there, dude, try to make him a pop star. Justin Bieber, you know how happy I would have.

[Robert Kelly]

Don's like little jewelry business took off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His daughters are all hot, right?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, well, yeah, they're all hot. The wife is hot too.

[Christine]

One of them's in Tulsa. King.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, the Playboy.

[Robert Kelly]

No, not even Playboy. The blonde one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think none of these girls have ever been naked before?

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Christine]

I mean, no, no, no, I don't think so.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Christine]

I doubt it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Guys, you don't have to play this game to get Christine to look it up. She's gonna look it up.

[Robert Kelly]

There's no way there, Nate, you know, there's no way you might see.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love what you. You're building yourselves up with, with the negativity. So when we see if there maybe there's their titty, you're gonna be like, oh, no way.

[Robert Kelly]

No, because I. Plus I don't want to get whipped up like the girl. And there was nothing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We don't know. There's nothing.

[Robert Kelly]

There's nothing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They won't accept my payment of $60.

[Robert Kelly]

That's because he's an old school dad.

[Christine]

If you watch the show, he does not put up with any shit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's got nothing to do with anything.

[Christine]

No, but they're fine with it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sometimes, sometimes a fat titty falls out or pussy lip in a certain dress. It happens.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that brunette. Oh, that brunette is my speed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The brunette is by far the hot.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, she's smoking hot. She's so down.

[Jacob]

I gotta use a bad word. Four, you understand?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christina, did you look at the Stallone daughter naked? Yep.

[Black Lou]

Nothing's coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on.

[Robert Kelly]

There's nothing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on.

[Robert Kelly]

It's Stallone's daughters. You think he's gonna. That's not naked. But don't look.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't even look. You can't look at Stallone's daughters.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow, that's pretty wild.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh my God. God.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow. Can you go back to that one? That is. Whoa. These are the daughters.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was the daughter.

[Robert Kelly]

This is all fake down below.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't say that.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, it is.

[Robert Kelly]

Those are all fake.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, this is nonsense here.

[Robert Kelly]

That's nonsense.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's real.

[Robert Kelly]

Looking at a photo of her just working out in a skimpy outfit. And then her. Oh, on a blow up little kayak. My lord. I mean, smoking hot. Really? He did a good job. Good job.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I will say this. Go back to the picture of him and his four daughters. And I mean this from the bottom of my heart. After the brunette, I would the down syndrome girl before all three of the other ones. All three black. Lou, back me up. Yeah, she's got that body. Thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

Listen, dude, she also has that face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. And I'll tell you what. It's actually cuter than the faces of the other three Stallone girls. It is.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is.

[Robert Kelly]

Dude, her face is not as cute as the Stallone blonde daughters.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, it is.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This girl's got puppet heads. They got those big oval heads, those sharp chins and those flat mouths.

[Robert Kelly]

You mean regular mouths.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I look a girl whose eyes are resting on her outer cheeks.

[Christine]

Can I give my take on nepo Nepo babies. I hate the term.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hang on, dude. I'm trying to discuss the future I have with my future of super wet kisses from my new down syndrome girlfriend, the wettest kisses in the. And the most dangerous hugs I've ever been a part of.

[Robert Kelly]

You can't hold hands with her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't?

[Robert Kelly]

Dude, if she gets scared, she'll crush her hands. Smash my hands of a car horn. Horn honks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't care.

[Robert Kelly]

Smash your hands.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't care how smart she is. She does not know her own strength, and I can't explain it to her. I'm just gonna do this with us and go. Okay, honey. I'm happy to see you too.

[Robert Kelly]

You're gonna keep buying dogs?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I did it again. That's okay, honey. I got a graveyard of dead animals. Christine, I'm surprised you haven't hugged Dawkins to death yet. By accident. That's the only way I know you're not Dawkins. Still alive. I did a bad. I did a bad.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't. I would like to hear that girl talk before you say you'd. You'd be with her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have to find out who her name is. And here. She's gotta do something.

[Christine]

I don't know if she's writing that. Those captions.

[Robert Kelly]

100% not right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think someone's just taking pictures of her and putting up captions?

[Christine]

I do. Okay.

[Black Lou]

Josie just texted me. She's comic chick. She said the hot down syndrome chick is AI. It's a dude that put AI face over body to try to make money on only fancy I exposed on Tick Tock last month.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We just got ripped off for four.

[Robert Kelly]

Bucks trying to find.

[Black Lou]

To get our money back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We just got ripped off.

[Black Lou]

I need to like.

[Robert Kelly]

You got ripped off and your heart's broken?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You gave all of my credit card information to a scam site?

[Black Lou]

I did. How do I stop it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They knew. They saw me coming a mile away. They knew I wanted to see porn more than anything. Thinking the whole time, isn't porn illegal? You gotta.

[Robert Kelly]

You gotta call your bank right now. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Robert, get a new card.

[Black Lou]

I know. I have to. There's, like, no, like, unsubscribe the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you all laughing at everybody in the room? Do the 60. Come on, Jay, you gotta get it. Jay, you gotta get it. Jacob, don't bury your face in your computer after you were. Come on. You have to get it.

[Christine]

Jay scammed you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. You guys scammed me. You guys April Fools me.

[Robert Kelly]

You got scammed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You April Fooled me.

[Christine]

Jay's the sucker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You sucker. Jacob, you suggested I get this.

[Christine]

You wanted it. I know you wanted it.

[Robert Kelly]

Jay got whacked with AI retard porn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, great. Now my identity. There's gonna be identity theft on me now.

[Robert Kelly]

That's why they weren't showing the face in any of it, because it was all fake.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How did we not know that? The hair color was different. The tattoos were different. Everything's different.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got got.

[Black Lou]

Okay. I just was able to end the subscription, remove your payment.

[Robert Kelly]

Sure.

[Christine]

Sure you did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's too late. It is too late.

[Christine]

If it makes you feel better, it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is certainly too late.

[Christine]

You absolutely got the information. Deleted like it never happened.

[Black Lou]

And we're gone.

[Robert Kelly]

And you're gonna have to move back to the city.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's bad.

[Robert Kelly]

You have to sell your hot tub. Jay was having fantasies of waking up on a wet pillow next to his new lover. Damn.

[Black Lou]

That is so happy.

[Robert Kelly]

It makes you wise. It makes you happy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's just so that there's no. You're happy to find out there's no down syndrome girl hotter than you.

[Black Lou]

Yeah. I'm like, can I at least be above down syndrome? That's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, for one hour, one hour of your life, you weren't hotter than down syndrome.

[Robert Kelly]

I love Christine has hopes she could.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just be prettier than down syndrome.

[Robert Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Black Lou]

Rated below.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you what, that's a pretty. That's a pretty good window for a man to give a ladies with. You go. Just stay hotter than a Down syndrome girl. If you could do that, you could just do that.

[Robert Kelly]

I knew. I knew that that was not real. Because God wouldn't be that cruel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Awesome.

[Robert Kelly]

You mean just to give her everything except the head?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How did we. I swear, I think I just came out of being drunk. How did we not see every step.

[Robert Kelly]

Of the way, Stop throwing us into it. You were in love.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Us. You guys encouraged every step of that way. You encouraged me to give my credit card numbers and throw money. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You came in hot, dude.

[Christine]

You wanted our blessing.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, we had to. We're with you. We're ride or die.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you though?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. But you wanted to fall in love. You wanted to kick Christina to the curb.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I really did.

[Robert Kelly]

You really wanted to get her a doghouse in the backyard and have a new girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I wanted to take care of her, but poorly. I want to poorly take care of her, but she'll never know. I'll let her. I go good girls get in the big house and then if she Behaves. I let her in the big house, out of the doghouse. But there is no beautiful down syndrome, big titted, fat ass girl. That ass was insane.

[Robert Kelly]

You'd have to go in the backyard and pick up Dawkins shit. And hers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't believe in real time we just got duped that hard. And don't say. Don't say we, because every fucking one of you. Every one of you was involved in that. This is why we don't get advertising.

[Robert Kelly]

No, that's not it. No advertising. What happened to this show?

[Christine]

It's coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is it now?

[Christine]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Christine]

I approved a bunch of stuff. It's coming.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you?

[Black Lou]

Apparently this is. Oh, I wonder if she's talking about the same person or if it was this.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, the girl in the middle is really the blonde right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's the real one.

[Robert Kelly]

She's the real one. And you can. She's. Her body is pretty banging.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's fine.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not as good as the fake one that you fell in love with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not mortgaging my whole life for this one.

[Robert Kelly]

She's pretty, only down. What is that? Is she. She's fake. There's no. That's so funny. There's no real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the hottest one in the world. The model?

[Robert Kelly]

Yep, the hottest one. She's kind of hot. What about that one? Jesus Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, not. That's virtual, by the way. Another one. Virtual influencer.

[Robert Kelly]

Is this fake, too?

[Christine]

There's your love, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut up, Jacob. All right. Wait. The first guy saw it.

[Black Lou]

Can we not share fake photos?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, someone called her a real, which is really funny.

[Robert Kelly]

There's a real face.

[Black Lou]

There's a girl.

[Robert Kelly]

There's the real one. Ah, there's your girlfriend, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go back up, by the way.

[Black Lou]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, go back up. Go down. That's the great term for what she was, though. A RF that's really funny. She's a R. A, R. That's fake. It was already debunked. Where's the real girl?

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I feel bad, dude. I feel bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You.

[Robert Kelly]

You April fools yourself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I tell you something?

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The down syndrome AI is hotter than the actual girl in his face.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, because she has down syndrome. It's taboo now.

[Black Lou]

That girl just got bad nose job. It's a problem.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that all it is?

[Black Lou]

Yeah, that's why she has that pig nose.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, it's also that a girl with that face. The down syndrome face has that body. Makes it more kind of hotter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know.

[Robert Kelly]

Than the Regular chick. That's just a regular chick with big titties at the gym.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, dude. It's like when Rocky Dennis met Laura Dern at that fucking horse camp. And she was already in love by the time she touched his freaky, awful face.

[Robert Kelly]

Took her 30 minutes to go down the side of his cheek.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is your face made of tortoise shell? Christ almighty. There's like a hard shell to it. This can't all be bone. Is there skull? Is your skull shaped like this? This must be mostly meat, right?

[Robert Kelly]

This is a helmet. Are we on a motorcycle?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought you're gonna let me feel your face. Oh, fucking Christ. Is that your nose holes?

[Robert Kelly]

That was such a weird scene when she just went down the side of his face for five minutes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's like, he's just stopping in the middle of me, like, oh, it keeps going. Son of a. It keeps on going. God damn.

[Robert Kelly]

What is that disease that he had?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Deformation was this. It was deformed because his mom was a junkie.

[Robert Kelly]

Right? Well, I bet Sly's kids. He says he doesn't blame himself, but I bet all the stuff he was doing to get shredded back then, all the. I mean, he was doing a ton of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But he really wasn't a shredded person. Rocky too. Rocky, he was not shredded.

[Robert Kelly]

And Rocky more shredded than he was in one, for sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But he was more of a. But he was more. He thinks more of a bulky dude.

[Robert Kelly]

Rocky 2, Rocky 1, Rocky 3, he.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was 60 pounds lighter.

[Robert Kelly]

Rocky 3, 60 pounds lighter. But Rocky 2, he got shred. He got way more shredded than he was in one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stop calling him shredded.

[Black Lou]

That's pretty.

[Robert Kelly]

That's pretty.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Rocky three, that's Rocky.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, is it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, because he's wearing the foot. There's Rocky, too.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, Rocky, he's pretty. He's a lot better than he was in one. I'm sure he was doing it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's in better shape than he is in one for sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Doing a lot of to get there. It wasn't like he was just doing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That himself, but that's what he looked like. And that's not what you're thinking of Rocky 3, he was yoked.

[Robert Kelly]

Rocky 3 was ridiculous right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He got those. Come on, Bobby obliques. Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And that's working together as a team. We'll catch you guys tomorrow in the bonfire.

[Robert Kelly]

Bye bye. Walter Walton.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like that. I think it shows like that. Guys really all come together. And look. Did we communally make a mistake and spend $4 on the thing we. No big deal. I know everyone here is going to give me the buck and everyone here is going to help me out when. When I get my identity stolen. Are we still in the air? Are we still alive? We're still. Oh, shit. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

Go to break yet?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, we just close that for the night. Oh, that's right. We have a special taping of the bonfire live From Nashville, Tuesday, April 8th. Is that a week from today? Am I crazy or is that a week from today?

[Robert Kelly]

A week from today, buddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you're going to be in the Nashville area on April 8, visit Sirius xm.com the Bonfire Nashville/The Bonfire Nashville. Three words. The Bonfire Nashville before 5pm Eastern on April 4 so you can get your chance to attend. No purchase necessary to enter or when. You must be a resident of the continental US and at least 18 to win one more [e-mail] the Bonfire Nashville. Come hang out with us in studio. Watch us do our thing. Maybe I'll pants Jacob. Who knows? Maybe Jacob will pants DJ Lou. Maybe all of us will have no pants on at the end.

[Robert Kelly]

Is Jacob going? Are you going? No, he's not going.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, DJ Lou's going, right? Yeah. You're coming to Smashville, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Try pulling those pants down over that fucking rump.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can try to, you can try to kiss Kid Rock in the mouth.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I'm not going to do anything wild.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You just love his politics.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I'll listen.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure. All right.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll listen to. I'll listen to you. Big Jokerson is going to be at Nashville Comedy festival, of course, April 6th through the 9th.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's all story wars for the most part. Story wars and one stand up depraved doing.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stuff. But you're doing your stand up Show.

[Robert Kelly]

The 9th, 7 o'clock, it's yours. And then you're, you're they them. Them is out now on YouTube.com bigjogrson they is premiering on 420.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I. I had a guy give a great. I saw a comment on something that was about the specials. He goes, dude, Special is really funny, but shitty name. He goes, also, by the way, it's like also. Because it's like it's they them. And I went, yeah, I know that was by design, my man. Like, come on. Bobby Kelly, of course is going to be at Zany's Nashville at the festival Wednesday, April 9th and the comedy Mothership in Austin April 18th and 19th. For tickets and all of his tour dates go to punch up that live Robert Kelly and Bobby special live from the Village Underground Premiering on Punch Up.live this Friday, April 4, 8pm Eastern. Check it out. See it again for the first time. You can see Bobby every Tuesday night at 7pm at the Fat Black Cat Lounge, the Comedy Cellar. And check out Bobby's YouTube. YouTube.com Obert Kelly Comedy let's take a break. We'll be right back.

[Robert Kelly]

Let's regroup.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's regroup.

[Robert Kelly]

See how much money you've gotten siphoned out of your account.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Definitely. I'm getting housed right now. As we speak, there's another J. Okerson ordering things from Saigon.

[Black Lou]

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