Satellite Podcast w/Dan Soder

Summary

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: Satellite Podcast w/ Dan Soder
Date: July 8, 2026

---

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bonfire welcomes back regular and beloved guest Dan Soder for a raucous, unfiltered conversation touching on comedy, pop culture, internet oddities, and the intricacies of comedian relationships. Hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly steer the episode with their characteristic blend of sharp wit, deep-dive tangents, and affectionate ribbing—unafraid to poke fun at themselves, each other, and the wider world of stand-up. The show features signature improv, debate over who’s the “gayest guy on the internet,” a surreal detour into disabled punk bands, and resolves a possibly imagined “beef” with actor Jerry O’Connell. If you love uncensored inside comedy, this episode is a prime slice of Bonfire hilarity.

---

Detailed Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Open: Gayest Guy on the Internet, "Gay Theory," and Word Play

[01:04 – 05:59]

• The episode kicks off mid-joke as Jay makes a dig about Billy Joel’s weight loss, leading quickly into riffing about AIDS stereotypes and the performative nature of "gay" as an accent.
• Dan Soder introduces his fascination with Tom Read Wilson, a flamboyantly gay Englishman who does a “word of the day” segment online.
  • “I found the gayest guy on the Internet and I can’t stop watching him. He does word of the day.” – Big Jay Oakerson [01:45]
  • The crew dissect what constitutes a "gay accent," theorizing its origins and cultural spread.
  • Soder muses that American gay culture created a distinct accent and style.
  • They reference historical terms like “pansy” and the “pansy craze” of the 1920s–30s.

2. Comedy Hangouts, NYC Subway Gripes, and Sweaty Subterranean Stand-Up

[09:53 – 13:20]

• Bobby regales his tale of being stuck on the subway, missing out on the pre-show comic “hang” and lamenting the joys lost to MTA delays.
  • “I was in between 34th street and 42nd street getting real surly.” – Bobby Kelly [10:31]
• They riff on the classic “humid subway” experience, the scramble to reroute, and the peculiar feeling of missing the legendary green room camaraderie.

3. The Gayest Person Debate — Parade Gays vs. Proper English Gay

[13:17 – 16:29]

• The group continues dissecting gayness as performance and as “essence”—comparing the “proper” gayness of Tom Read Wilson with the "crescendo" of parade-style flamboyance.
  • “He’s so gay, he’s almost angelic.” – Big Jay Oakerson [09:33]
  • “What you’re talking about is the guy in the parade. His gay crescendo is higher, but this guy's regular output is more.” – Bobby Kelly [14:10]
• Fun, affectionate competition animates their debate about who “tops” the gayness spectrum, landing on the joy of pronouncing “pansy”.

4. Tentacle Festival & Wheelchair Sports Camp – A Surreal YouTube Rabbit Hole

[17:01 – 28:40]

• Soder derails the conversation by introducing a bizarre viral video: a musical act at something called the "Tentacle Festival," featuring a performer with severe disabilities and a punk aesthetic.
  • The comics marvel at the blending of disabilities and performance art, riffing on the performer's unusual proportions: “She has the arms and hands of someone who's been surviving post-apocalypse.” – Dan Soder [26:10]
  • They riff but remain broadly supportive and admiring of the performer's audacity and humor, even musing on possible merch with “Nazi trumps” from the band’s anti-fascist slogans.
  • “If you rub her head, it’s good luck.” – Big Jay Oakerson [20:38]

5. SiriusXM, Satellite Radio, and the Death of Old School Broadcasting

[29:10 – 36:44]

• The crew pivots to lament the changes in radio and podcasting, especially SiriusXM’s evolution from satellite radio king to modern podcast aggregator.
  • “It’s a satellite radio company, and now their bread and butter is the broadcasting that doesn’t require satellites anymore.” – Big Jay Oakerson [30:00]
• They clown tech executives for missing the rise of streaming (“They thought fiber optics was a fad!” – Soder [36:25]) and roast the increasingly irrelevant “satellite” branding.

6. The Skankfest/Disability Performance Booking Tangent

[37:51 – 39:22]

• Soder jokes about recruiting the wild wheelchair performer for Skankfest, navigating a minefield of inclusive language and dark humor.
  • “Why isn’t she at Skankfest? They—” “Whoa, bro. Not the ‘it’. That’s their N word.” – Bobby Kelly [38:03]
• The hosts affectionately mock old “wacky wall walker” toys, imagining the performer as both rockstar and party game.

7. Social Media, Celebrity Paranoia, and the Jerry O’Connell Saga

[41:53 – 54:01]

• The heart of the episode centers on the "fake beef" with Jerry O’Connell, sparked by Jerry's mention on Sam Roberts’ show that the Bonfire “doesn’t like him.”
• Jay, Bobby, and Dan break down how Jerry interpreted teasing as animosity and perform a live reconciliation.
  • “We have no problem with Jerry O’Connell!” – Big Jay Oakerson [52:03]
• Fun behind-the-scenes details emerge: Jay sends Jerry a long, heartfelt DM after he’s followed back on Instagram, only to get a quick, polite reply.
  • “Celebrity gives you two lines, you give him 20.” – Bobby Kelly [63:39]
• The group debates the etiquette of following/follow-backs, parsing out the insecurity and overthinking comedians bring to social media.
• Jay and Dan reflect on past “cringe” moments when trying to connect with bigger comedians—for example, Soder’s earnest message to Andrew Dice Clay.

8. Comedy Plugs and End-of-Episode Antics

[64:05 – 65:29]

• Standard stand-up tour plugs for Dan Soder (Comedy Vault, Club Soda, Standford CT, Montreal), Big Jay (Comedy Zone Harrisburg, Winnipeg Festival), and Bobby Kelly (Comedy Mothership, Portsmouth, Saratoga).
• Rapid-fire jokes, callbacks, and ribbing about sleeping in each other’s beds ("He wiped his dick on your sheets!” [65:00]), finishing with the classic Bonfire chaos.

---

Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On gay accents and performativity:

  • “America didn't make gays—probably the French—but American gays are the only gays who design their whole... like, an accent.” – Dan Soder [02:24]
  • “Gay theory. We're doing gay theory.” – Big Jay Oakerson [02:54]

• Classic underdog rage:

  • “There was B and D trains going by and I go, that's a six express train that's gone by... Okay, great, so I'm the crazy one.” – Bobby Kelly [11:50]

• On "proper" and "modern" gayness:

  • "This guy is pure gay... He's a dandy." – Big Jay Oakerson [14:46]
  • “That voice is gender fluid.” – Bobby Kelly [39:21]

• On confronting Jerry O’Connell rumors:

  • “I think he would laugh and have fun at the idea that we were like, hey, remember that three, four year period where you lived as a sassy black woman?” – Dan Soder [42:41]
  • “We make fun of him because it’s so ridiculous, but in a fun way.” – Bobby Kelly [46:59]

• Social media awkwardness among comedians:

  • “There’s a couple friends of ours that don’t follow me, that I’m like, really? That hurts, but I’ll let it go.” – Bobby Kelly [52:22]

• Jay’s DMing etiquette:

  • “Celebrity gives you two lines, you give him 20.” – Bobby Kelly [63:39]

---

Noteworthy Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:04] — Start of the show, "gayest guy on the internet" riffs
• [09:53] — Bobby’s subway misadventures and comedy hang FOMO
• [13:17] — Philosophizing gayness: parade vs. proper
• [17:01] — Introduction of the Tentacle Festival/disabled band rabbit hole
• [29:10] — SiriusXM’s identity crisis; satellite radio shade
• [37:51] — Disability band booking jokes; Skankfest tangent
• [41:53] — Jerry O’Connell saga, real-time DM reading
• [64:05] — Closing plugs and final jokes

---

Summary

This episode exudes classic Bonfire energy: fast, funny, unpredictable, and deeply inside-comedy. Whether dissecting linguistic minutiae, roasting the podcasting-industrial complex, celebrating weird internet moments, airing (or debunking) comedian beefs, or making each other break with laughter, Jay, Bobby, and Dan create an inclusive space for raw, spontaneous banter. It’s a standout in conversational comedy for those who love their humor boundary-pushing, self-aware, and built on genuine camaraderie.

---

For Fans Who Missed It:
This episode is rich with referential humor, affectionate in-jokes, moments of vulnerability around comedian-status anxiety, and a relentless pace of riffing. If you love unfiltered laughs about the real world of comedy and the weirdness of the internet, don’t miss this one.

Transcript

[Commercial Announcer]

Grainger knows. When you're a procurement manager for an office park, you're not managing one building, you're managing all of them. And to stay ahead, you need to see through walls and around corners. Lights about to fail. Filters ready to clog H Vac on its last leg. If you wait until something breaks, you're already behind. Count on Grainger for quality products, easy reordering and 24. 7 support. Call 1-800-GRAINGER click grainger.com or just stop by Grainger for the ones who get it done.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

[Commercial Announcer]

of $45 for 3 months, $90 for 6 months, or $180 for a 12 month plan required $15 per month. Equivalent taxes and term only greater than 50 gigabytes. Me slow when network is busy. See Terms.

[Bobby Kelly]

And now the bonfire with Big J

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah, Billy Joel got real thin, dude. Yeah, real thin. Aids, not aids.

[Dan Soder]

Taking the jab.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't think AIDS made you thin.

[Producer or Guest]

It.

[Dan Soder]

Well, it could.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it made you thin, but your stomach was still fat.

[Dan Soder]

I never saw fat AIDS people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, they were like thin, gaunt, but then their stomachs were kind of bloated.

[Dan Soder]

It's the problem with it being a gay disease is you get AIDS and then at first you just think you're becoming naturally fabulous and then before you know it, you've had AIDS for years. Yeah, you're like, God knows I'm fabulous. So he's just making me thin.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

Yes. Queen. Yeah, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I found the gayest guy on the Internet and I can't stop watching him. He does word of the day.

[Dan Soder]

He does word of the day Word.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it's not. It's gay. When he says word.

[Dan Soder]

I don't know why. It's like words don't even. Fabulous. Yeah, for sure. But I'm even thinking words like pouches.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Disco. Disco. Disco is a gay word because you can use. It doesn't have. You can just be like when someone makes you happy, be like, hey, we're going to get some pizza after disco.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, Saying the name Susan is gay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Susan.

[Dan Soder]

Susan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Susan.

[Dan Soder]

This is, this is my friend Susan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is the. This I Can't stop watching him. I can't stop.

[Dan Soder]

His name's Tom Reed Wilson.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. He's English.

[Dan Soder]

I don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think.

[Dan Soder]

I can't think the English gays could be the gayest. That would strike me. I would think it's the American. You have to understand. America made gays. No, they didn't make gays. Probably.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think the French.

[Dan Soder]

The French probably made the gays. But here's what Americans came up with. They're the only American gays are the only gays who design their whole. Came up with their own. Like an accent doesn't exist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are we doing gay facts?

[Dan Soder]

Is that wrong, you think?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know. I don't know.

[Dan Soder]

I don't know if it's a fact. Fact either. But I do believe it's true.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like gay theory. We're doing gay theory.

[Dan Soder]

Gay theory, hypothesis.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like a gay theory. I like that.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Gay theory is a. But I do believe they came up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They came up with an accent.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Like, there's no gay. It's a. You're gay.

[Producer or Guest]

I think.

[Dan Soder]

Wasn't that. Was that an old Bill Bird joke or something? Just said in the thing where it's like. No matter where you go in the country, Southern, whatever. Like the guy who decides to be flamboyant is gonna just talk like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Even if his taught. When he was young and he was acting like this. We talked before. He's from Mississippi. Well, they say all of a sudden it becomes loud.

[Producer or Guest]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Doctors say when gay guys go in for surgery, when they come out in the anesthesia, they don't have the accent, of course, it slowly comes back. So they wake up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Holy shit.

[Dan Soder]

Where's my fucking dick? Oh, that's right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, exactly.

[Dan Soder]

Where's my goddamn. I fell asleep. I had a cock. Oh, that's so. Ha. Nice pussy me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. What does that say? A mix of childhood socialization, community belonging and strategic linguistic signaling.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes.

[Producer or Guest]

It's learned up above. Completely learned.

[Dan Soder]

Absolutely. It is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It's a fun. Let me say something. It's fun.

[Dan Soder]

It's mega fun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's one of the funnest accents.

[Dan Soder]

Like gay means happy and fun and all that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me just say this. I don't do really great accents, but that one, I nail it.

[Dan Soder]

I'd say you fall into it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I fall into it. Don't threaten me with a good time.

[Dan Soder]

You don't do it. You become it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay, just because you put syrup on it doesn't make it a pancake.

[Dan Soder]

Damn skippy. Damn. I like that kind of talk. Right there. Damn, I wish. You talk like it all the time. Is this why Fez was fun?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was fun.

[Dan Soder]

This is why Fez was so fun. Do I sound gay? Yes. But when did gay voice become. Go back to that. I like that question. 1920s. Oh, the dandiest of dandies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the. What is that? The. The roaring twenties.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, behave, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're roaring.

[Producer or Guest]

Associated with the pansy craze.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I always forget that one. That the gay. You can call somebody a pansy. Pansy's a great one. That's a great. I'm start saying that instead of the F1. Not get in trouble, you pansy.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God. Historical slang. Yeah, Covert diet. Covert encoded dialects. Well, there's no code. There's no covert about that. Don't let them know we're gay.

[Producer or Guest]

What is the origin of pansy?

[Dan Soder]

Well, they didn't have the F word yet.

[Producer or Guest]

Yeah, I guess.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah,

[Producer or Guest]

it's an actual thing.

[Dan Soder]

It was a period of increased LGBTQ visibility in America. Popular culture and popular culture from the late 20s until the mid-30s. That's the pansy craze. Drag queens knows as pansy performers experience a surge in underground popularity. Yeah, that's it, dude. The industrial revolution came, and after that, the gays.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Cars.

[Dan Soder]

Cars, music. Gays. Yeah, if you have music in cars, gay guys are gonna start slurping each other off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, before then, you had to walk to it. And you can be gay when you drove to it. You get there quicker.

[Dan Soder]

We look up some of these stars from the pansy craze, including Carol Foreman and Ray Bourbon.

[Producer or Guest]

It sounds like the depression put an end to the pansy craze.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Producer or Guest]

19. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Being broke will really make people stop giving a. About drag shows.

[Producer or Guest]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

That's the first thing you're cutting from your budget.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you pansy talk.

[Dan Soder]

Jonathan, you have to stop going to these pansy shows. All right? I know. We gotta. We gotta cinch our. We gotta cinch our belts for a couple months and get it together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We gotta cinch our little thin belts and little disco belts.

[Dan Soder]

Honey, you don't understand. I love the performances. You're such a. Of a wife. What's up? Oh, our guest is here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, look at him. Let me guess.

[Dan Soder]

You probably want to go. You want to start? You want to go now? You want to make sure. You want to make sure?

[Producer or Guest]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, who else is going to get him?

[Dan Soder]

I don't know. He used to work here. You want to go do final looks on him and make sure he has nothing in his teeth and tell him he's okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know where he is? He can get in here himself. He's going to walk in the studio. Why are you getting up like the fucking king is here?

[Dan Soder]

Studio three. Say Studio three.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Studio three. Sit down and say Studio three, you little pansy.

[Dan Soder]

Studio three. Come on in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he knows where it is. He was here for eight years. It's not cold. He's the best. Dan Soda's coming in today.

[Dan Soder]

You jumped up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

[Dan Soder]

My friend Dan Soder's coming in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at you.

[Dan Soder]

Friend of the show. Friend of the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Friend of the show.

[Dan Soder]

Of course. You know his podcast, Sodor? Wherever you get your podcast, he's gonna be at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, Illinois this weekend. After that, he's going to be in Stanford, Connecticut, Montreal, Albany and more. He's going to go. He's gonna get up to that. That French Canadian pansy craze he's doing

[Big Jay Oakerson]

the Club Soda for. He's headlining Club Soda.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Isn't that ironic?

[Dan Soder]

Don't you think?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Soda at Club Soda.

[Dan Soder]

For tickets and all other tour dates go to dansoder.com. he's gonna be joining us here in a second. Look at. Jacob's trying to. What are you sending heart emojis with it? Just send.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Send Studio 3. That's it. Why are you typing a whole long.

[Dan Soder]

Jesus Christ. The guy said he couldn't come get you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I bet he threw us under the bus. Did you throw us under the bus?

[Dan Soder]

Don't think. This wasn't me.

[Producer or Guest]

This was me. Studio three. Come on in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what you wrote?

[Dan Soder]

That's all?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's it. What else did you write?

[Dan Soder]

I don't want to know yet. Don't tell me yet. I want to see you here in front of him. I want you to face it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jesus.

[Producer or Guest]

It's not as bad as what you wrote.

[Dan Soder]

It doesn't matter. You can deflect. We're here for this friend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jer, you know what I mean?

[Dan Soder]

I'm not defending myself. You're defending yourself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you guys listen to yesterday's show. We ended on quite a crescendo and we saved it for today.

[Dan Soder]

We have to hear the guy. The gay guy. We can't just end that there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, we have to hear.

[Dan Soder]

You're supposed to play the gay guy. This is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is. I can't stop watching him. This is the gayest guy word of the day.

[Dan Soder]

You find yourself drawn to him.

[Commercial Announcer]

Slice of Liverpudlian slang it is,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

boss.

[Dan Soder]

You might be right, boss.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But not meaning senior employer, but brilliant. Wonderful.

[Dan Soder]

Well, this is. This is maybe the most proper gay person. I still think a fucking guy who's chubby but still wearing a half top and has a butt plug in his ass in the middle of that parade is gayer than this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at that.

[Dan Soder]

Is this is the most gay proper human being.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is the. I would say the probably. He's so gay, he's almost angelic.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he's beautiful. Like his gay transcends gay.

[Dan Soder]

He's a work of art.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Not some fat schlub wearing a halo and wings and a butt plug in his butt.

[Producer or Guest]

He's doing an Audrey Hen in person. Hey.

[Bobby Kelly]

So you're all bundled up. They finally got you some gear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I saw you a couple hours ago.

[Dan Soder]

Dan Soda, join us on the show. Dan already gave all your plugs. Don't think we don't think we're shorting you. Don't think you came in and we're shorting you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was just stuck on the subway for way too long. Oh, no.

[Dan Soder]

What happened?

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought I was going to catch an outside hang. I was so excited to come and hang out.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was like, oh, dude, it was killer out there. 4:30.

[Dan Soder]

We had a breakdance contest.

[Bobby Kelly]

We did everything cool.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hurt my knee though.

[Dan Soder]

Bobby did hurt his knee.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you scream my knee?

[Producer or Guest]

And then.

[Dan Soder]

And then a family of. A family of buskers came and serenaded us.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. I was in between. Between 34th street and 42nd street getting real surly.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, yeah, getting humid. Getting humid with the Hispanics.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Viva la Mexico, they're playing tonight.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was the door opening to let you off and maybe take another train or did you have to make the decision to stay on that train?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, we were out of nowhere in between, stuck with no service. Just there. And the guy kept asking for patience. That's how you knew we were facing it. I would have loved that. I would have loved that. Oh, he gets on the mic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dan, Soda.

[Dan Soder]

Dan, Soda. I'm taking slow. Cause you're gonna be there just fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Playing solitaire on your phone. I don't need.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob's getting nervous.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it fucking sucked. And I was like getting upset as the pre show hang dwindled to the point that I went, well, I might as well just miss the whole show right now. What's the fun if I can't fucking have a good smoke with my buddies before we go?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I really was like, well, at least you're stuck between. You have no choice. Yeah, I've been Stuck where the doors open and then other trains are coming in and it's like, I could maybe I just get on that one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I tell you how huffy and white I got was? There was B and D trains going by and I go, that's a six express train that's gone by just to. Nobody was like, okay, okay, great. So I'm the crazy one.

[Dan Soder]

Don't these tracks all intersect at some point? Why is it only affecting us? I'm not joking.

[Bobby Kelly]

I went, switch over to that one. Why can't we switch over to that one?

[Dan Soder]

I bet it probably has to do with the FIFA, everyone cramming.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh yeah. Shit's crazy. Cuz everyone's going out there for Sweden. Yeah, France My Three Crowns are playing today.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The train doesn't go. That train doesn't go out there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you're right. It's not because it goes up to

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Spanish, because we live in fucking stupid New York and they put no money into the trains.

[Dan Soder]

Remember having the last train, it was leaving Sweden.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait, we were a neutral country.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

We didn't involve ourselves.

[Dan Soder]

You know what's funny? I didn't fully know, so I just threw it out there and I was like, what if it landed? And then it was like, no, I don't think Sweden really was involved in sending Jews to on trains. I go, right.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think if.

[Dan Soder]

Guys, it's a comedy show. Look at Bobby's eyes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think if you look into it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sweden, take these glasses off.

[Bobby Kelly]

What? Dude, I like you playing poker during a comedy show.

[Dan Soder]

Bobby says, I can't tell when he's joking.

[Bobby Kelly]

Over.

[Dan Soder]

I go, we have on dark shades all the time. You're talking to me through a fucking heavy tint.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know you're being silly or holding POC bases. I don't know what the is going on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't read without the.

[Dan Soder]

He's waiting to catch it on the river.

[Bobby Kelly]

He goes, that flip's coming. Jay's gonna his pants.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We were just. I found that I believe is the gayest guy in the world. And I can't stop watching him. He's. But we were. We were gay philosophizing.

[Dan Soder]

Well, he's. Because this. With this guy. He means the gays. Because I thought he was going to be wrong out of the gates. I was gonna be. I was gonna. I was gonna be happy to go, this isn't the gayest guy in the world. But when he starts talking, give him a taste for a second.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I can tell you right now by how good his skin is. He's gay as hell.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, but go. But play for one second.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is tenuously crazy.

[Dan Soder]

Crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Dan Soder]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Crazy.

[Producer or Guest]

I would.

[Bobby Kelly]

I go, that's. So if I heard even a snippet of that, I go down a little. Like, it's so gay. You're homophobic.

[Dan Soder]

No, but it hits you in a way though. I understand. This is proper gay. This is the gayest proper gay. I'm saying, a schlub wearing a fucking silver bodysuit with a raccoon tail butt plug up his ass in the middle of that fucking parade is gayer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's. That's. That's gross gay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I tell you what I.

[Dan Soder]

Stop it. That's modern gay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, you're looking at it wrong. What you're talking about is the guy in the parade. His. His gay crescendo is higher, but this guy's regular output of gay is more than that guy.

[Dan Soder]

You think that's the only day that he has a butt plug with a tail hanging off in his life? No, dude, he's got it set up with the Sunday through Monday. Like the pill case I have for my vitamins now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That guy's coaching his son's little league game on weekend.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He's going. I love.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Puts his Yankee hat cap back on

[Dan Soder]

and then he goes his own ass in a parade.

[Bobby Kelly]

Doubtful.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This guy is pure gay.

[Dan Soder]

Yes, absolutely. He's a dandy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's a dandy.

[Dan Soder]

He's a dandy. Jacob's dream.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen to his. Listen to his voice. He contemplates too. Off to the distance.

[Dan Soder]

You think Jacob doesn't want to have a snakeskin robe?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Notion of being something high ranking or worthy of high ranking?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, he's British too.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That so my favorite gay.

[Bobby Kelly]

That dandy?

[Dan Soder]

No, it's real flying umbrella energy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Seems we've got a foggy coral on our hands.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love that Dan could do so many voices but the gay one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, the gay. No, British gay is easy because you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You just go high up here and

[Bobby Kelly]

then you just give it a little

[Big Jay Oakerson]

bit of gay pattern.

[Bobby Kelly]

Very gay. Prince Gay. They're all Prince Gays. Let the horses tear them apart.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who is.

[Dan Soder]

This old painting of a guy with a mohawk, though, is fucking weirding me out.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's his pee paw that fought in Korea.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Is that the guy who wrote. Is that the. Who wrote the Spar Spangled Banner?

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you have a Francis Scott keypad above you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He does a word of the day every day. This word. I didn't like that. Much, boss. Most of the words are very fancy.

[Bobby Kelly]

You love this dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't stop watching.

[Dan Soder]

Sometimes it made up words like fantabulous.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, no, there's no. Those are gay words he uses. He uses regular words.

[Bobby Kelly]

You need your gay thesaurus if you're going to watch this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pansy. Let's go over my favorite word. Pansy.

[Dan Soder]

It's sasstastical.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sass tastical. I give it five sasstasticals.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He goes.

[Dan Soder]

And it. Oh, yeah, he just goes. Now the definition of that word is sass tastical. This is slower.

[Bobby Kelly]

The left's response to the Costco guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sissy.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, man. Well, you guys. You guys want to dig into some Tom Hardy?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, real quick. Speaking of sissies.

[Dan Soder]

Tom Hardy put out a rap album. I don't think he's a sissy for one second.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hang on one second.

[Dan Soder]

Tom Hardy rules.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he's going through something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hang on real quick.

[Dan Soder]

Also, you might not want to lose Dan before he has Tentacle Festival. You came in where they have little handicapped people in wheelchairs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dan.

[Dan Soder]

Play instruments. Instruments. And sing with wigs on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is the problem with Dan. You can really sidetrack Dan with things. Dan, you know why you're here today. You know why you're here today.

[Dan Soder]

Bobby, for one second.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at me.

[Dan Soder]

Dan, I understand.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I give you one second.

[Bobby Kelly]

We got all the time in the world.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, but this is.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me have a little treat. Roll.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is what he does. He stalls.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, hold on.

[Dan Soder]

Hang on. But let me just say, we don't have to even show anything yet. We don't have to play a video yet, but can we just show this? Came across my algorithm somehow, and it's some kind of a little like half person with a wig on playing an instrument on stage at something that's called the Tentacle Festival.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now, Jay, before we see this video, just know. Already in my mind I'm thinking of my next special with an orchestra of these things.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Playing me out.

[Dan Soder]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Kelly]

Probably the ho He.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ha ha.

[Bobby Kelly]

Something a little terrifying.

[Dan Soder]

Absolutely. And the conductor's gonna be looking the wrong direction.

[Bobby Kelly]

I need a very, like, sickly, almost dead looking conductor.

[Dan Soder]

You might want this just in some sort of a wheel. A wheel high chair. It's like a. It's like a. It's like on a. Yeah. Here.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is the part of the apocalypse that I'm happy we've gotten to now.

[Dan Soder]

I forgot.

[Producer or Guest]

I.

[Bobby Kelly]

From what?

[Dan Soder]

I only watched this once. I didn't even watch it. I just saw this video and I was so taken by whatever's happening in front of that fucking little computer, that little person in front of that little computer with the little wig and the little stuff crying that I forgot about the guy coming out in Nazi ball bag only covering underwear outfit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh yeah, look at him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's watch it.

[Dan Soder]

Let's give it a taste.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is some David Lynch.

[Dan Soder]

It's a band. I guess Jello Biafra is a guest on the stage. I don't know if it's the. I don't know if it's the little Quado thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

That thing's bringing air to Mars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Am I crazy or does she have regular sized legs?

[Dan Soder]

She, if anything should be called a they them, it's that

[Bobby Kelly]

dude, I'll tell you right now what that is. That is a backpack companion.

[Dan Soder]

I'm pretty sure she's got the face of a toddler and the arms of a 25 year old athlete. Why are the arms like a man's arm?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because the only part of her party but of the small is like her head and her torso.

[Dan Soder]

There's full legs there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, shut up, dude. They're not full legs, but they're not legs that match the torso.

[Dan Soder]

That'd be great dude, if she had fray your size legs and just a miniature body.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, she's a dadd long leg. Also peep the drummer Pete. Me in a different universe if things didn't go well, this is me just drumming drummer.

[Dan Soder]

That's just mad he needed a gig.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he could just keep rhythm.

[Dan Soder]

Can we look into what this is about and what this is going on here?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But look at, look at the size of her. Her legs are the. A regular size.

[Dan Soder]

Look at her hands and arms. She's got guns.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, her legs are. Her legs are tiny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Those are tiny. Look at the size of that shoe.

[Dan Soder]

I'll tell you what, you're gonna be

[Big Jay Oakerson]

wearing regular tube socks.

[Dan Soder]

And I'm telling you, I could tell by the pressure, the weight she's putting down on those legs that you think it's necessary wheelchair for life. And I'll tell you this thing might jump out, start coming at you. You're gonna fucking lose it, Bobby. You're gonna fucking jump over a chair, dude. I see you reacted in an evil dead movie.

[Bobby Kelly]

4, 6, 40 flat. That girl can get off the line, but she has to use all of it for alignment. That's a great spell, but it sounds

[Dan Soder]

like when you have a squirrel.

[Bobby Kelly]

Also when they diagnose that when she's born, they should instruct her she can only speak in riddles because of that high voice. And she's like, over the bridge but through.

[Dan Soder]

She'll never walk. She'll never talk normally. She'll never be able to live on her own. But she will rock.

[Bobby Kelly]

She also, but she will rock, knows the location of 27 different treasures

[Producer or Guest]

off

[Dan Soder]

the top of her head, like a gps.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And if you rub her head, it's good luck.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's like a truffle pig. She'll lead you to diamonds.

[Dan Soder]

Do we have any information on who this is?

[Commercial Announcer]

It's. I know it's in San Francisco.

[Dan Soder]

And if you want to pull up these bands.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Voodoo five, Vic Bond.

[Dan Soder]

Well, I think the first name is Wheelchair Sports Camp. I think is one of the names of the band now. They've just started incorporating their disabilities into the thing.

[Producer or Guest]

Is that right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Right?

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah, that's his name.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What the.

[Bobby Kelly]

What are you an old fan of theirs? Why are you reacting like this? Oh, you came along during the second album.

[Producer or Guest]

I feel Jay's. No, go ahead.

[Bobby Kelly]

No. Where were you? I want to know why you were sticking up for this band.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that so?

[Producer or Guest]

I. I don't know if he means that he's interested or he's trying to deflect longer about why I'm here to.

[Dan Soder]

By the way, I do want to see this so bad. I forgot I was deflecting the start.

[Commercial Announcer]

Ye.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we are.

[Dan Soder]

I'm like, now I want to see the thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is what he's doing.

[Dan Soder]

But all right, we could. You know what? We take out our tits. We don't need to see any more of that, I guess, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

You look fantastic.

[Dan Soder]

Thank you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you. Oh, sorry.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got all your compliments last night when we had to do Lewis's overnight podcasting to make him more money.

[Producer or Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Lewis goes, donkeys, Donkeys, get in the barn. That's time to e. Aw. For my money.

[Dan Soder]

Well, I knew.

[Bobby Kelly]

Tells me I don't want to do the show. Meanwhile, he's just talking about how he put his sauna in his house. I'm like, go fuck yourself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he padded fo.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's doing it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's doing exotic zoos.

[Dan Soder]

Relax. You can use his very expensive sauna while he's on vacation again.

[Bobby Kelly]

But I said, you look great in this light. I haven't sat across from you like this. And you look.

[Producer or Guest]

Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're not even there anymore, Wayfish.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, let me move the microphone. There I am.

[Bobby Kelly]

There you are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jason, you do look thin.

[Dan Soder]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And you're wearing A T shirt. A black T shirt. I know the hoodie. You can't see it, but when you wear just the T shirt. Nice.

[Dan Soder]

You can see that I'm fucking shredded up like wheat.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll tell you what, right now, I'll play basketball against you again. Right now. You've lost your shack. Down. Back down. Power.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I just want to get nugget under there, dude. Oh, my God. Is it yelling at me? Still framed. Can you guys hear that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you please tell me it's not two of them? There's not. Like a lady had two of these and kept both.

[Dan Soder]

That's trick photography. Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because if you had a choice between just kill one, by the way, goes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would like the hardest way to raise two kids.

[Dan Soder]

We'll eventually put this out, but this is what we're seeing here is two for. It's. Well, it's a split image. It's the same image of both times where it's. It's a very, very handicapped person in a chair. She shreds. For sure, she shreds. It's a forever.

[Bobby Kelly]

She rocks. She rocks so hard. She broke her real stomp.

[Dan Soder]

She's definitely. She fucking shred. She's done up. She's making a terrible face. It's not her fault. That's God's fault.

[Bobby Kelly]

But it is crazy that on the way out, God goes, what about a sourpuss face? Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

How about someone who's always like. She's like fucking screaming, kill me. Yeah, but it's got two of the same pictures split across the screen like one of my old favorite games. What's wrong with this picture? You have to see Photo Hunt, but this one, there's only one answer. It's a circle around the entire thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got it? It wasn't the missile in the back.

[Dan Soder]

That game was the best.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was like erotic photo hunt.

[Dan Soder]

That's the only one I did, by the way. Erotic photo hunt. It's like o first thing you look for always for me. Bush or no bush. That's one of the things. It's going to be the thing. It's going to be one of the things. Bush, no bush. Missing a nipple.

[Bobby Kelly]

I will tell you, I would give partial credit to Erotic Photo Hunt for keeping me in comedy because I would. When I'd go to Laughs and I do the open mic, there was an erotic photo hunt. And I would just drink fat tired beers and play Me and Kurt Metzger. They wait to go up.

[Dan Soder]

Me and Kurt Metzger, 19 years old, would sit at that because they Would. I'd have a beer. I was trying to teach myself to, like a beer because I thought it was so gross.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And we would sit there with quarters and we would play a rough. And I think we were. I think we were both playing. I didn't smoke.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where are you talking about?

[Dan Soder]

The Laugh House in Philly where we started the black comedy club. We would sit there, two white guys creeping out hard. Because we kept acting like, isn't it fucking hilarious that we're doing this? Then with also, we realized we did for a long time that no one ever questioned. We thought it was also funny. When you picked erotic photo hunt, it said babes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

Or hunks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

So for the jokes, sometimes we would just do hunks. And then I didn't realize there was a lot of comedians, like black comedians in a black comedy club going like, what the fuck is happening here? I'm surprised they didn't send the machine away when they found that it was possible to just stare at white boy dicks wearing firefighter gear all day.

[Bobby Kelly]

A guy with a gel wave in his hair holding his fucking pud.

[Dan Soder]

We had the high score. All of it. God fucking Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, she could just be in the middle of a really cool word. Yeah, maybe that's not her face.

[Dan Soder]

Maybe. Or maybe you think she screams so loud she split into two people.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's crazy.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, I think she's doing like a Cartman voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think that's her voice. I think Cartman got the voice from these people.

[Dan Soder]

But they had her in a South park thing. I think they're acknowledging that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, they have a good sense of humor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have to.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, she gets it. For sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She has to. She got it. I mean, the name of the band

[Commercial Announcer]

is Wheelchair Sports Camp.

[Dan Soder]

You know what I'll say? She either gets it fully or doesn't get it at all.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's dressed either way.

[Dan Soder]

She's fine. She's happy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I ask why their hands and are the same size as regular people hands?

[Dan Soder]

Bobby, that's exactly the thing I've been saying. This is the same lady. That's the same girl with something. No, I'm saying her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought it was a thing.

[Dan Soder]

Dude, she has the arms and hands of someone who's been surviving post apocalypse.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you wonder if she just grabs you, if it feels like animal strength?

[Dan Soder]

I promise you she can pull you into her. You'd have to lift. You'd have to go for the idea of pull back and take the entire body out of the chair.

[Bobby Kelly]

Her bringing you close and being like, do you think I'm fucking around?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When I tell you, when I say, play hard, play hard. And then her tongue just comes out and it's really long and licks your whole face. Did I stutter? I think. And eat his.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm here to rock and roll and

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm done rocking and I'm fresh and rock and roll.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fresh and rock and roll. I'd get a shirt. I'd get a shirt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What does it say?

[Bobby Kelly]

Nazis off?

[Dan Soder]

No, it says Nazi. It says Nazi musks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not gonna get that.

[Dan Soder]

And Nazi trumps.

[Producer or Guest]

Fuck off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we can't get that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, you got you friends with a lot of Nazis that are used to walking around. They're like, hey, Bobby, what's up with the shirt? Hey, Bobby, I noticed at our last Nazi hang, you were wearing a Nazis fuck.

[Dan Soder]

I would wear.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that something you want to talk about?

[Dan Soder]

I would wear these shirts, but I

[Big Jay Oakerson]

would say I used to wear the word Nazi. The fuck off part I'm okay with.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah, dude, you look punk rock.

[Dan Soder]

No, no, no. I like the Nazi trumps and stuff. But when they go, they go, dude, what the fuck is that? I go, oh, it's not a stance. It's a retarded band I love.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you just show a picture like a child you sponsor. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

He goes, no, no, no. This is the merch for this lady.

[Bobby Kelly]

This lady's got, I guess, some sort of feeding device.

[Dan Soder]

You're gonna get angry at.

[Producer or Guest]

Angry.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm sorry that she's mad. I'm not mad. I help her pay for the thing that goes and the gel is fed to her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I pay for the thing she sleeps in at night.

[Bobby Kelly]

All of her albums, I'm the one that's on the bill for her fucking womb. Her robot womb.

[Dan Soder]

All of our albums in the thank yous have, like, the guy what it's like, names you like. You look it up. It's the guy who invented, like, the lift, the van lift, or the guy who invented the thing that lowers you into a pool.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you you so much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To Clyde Snorinson, the creator of the iron lung.

[Bobby Kelly]

Without you, I wouldn't be living now.

[Producer or Guest]

Jell.

[Dan Soder]

Now it's Jello Biafra who's back in the band after a long.

[Bobby Kelly]

That bio is cruel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a long bio.

[Bobby Kelly]

That is a out of here. That's crazy. This is crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's her thing?

[Bobby Kelly]

Guys, listen. We can probably go down this rabbit

[Big Jay Oakerson]

hole all day, and that's what he wants.

[Dan Soder]

Well, what are we going, why don't

[Bobby Kelly]

we take a commercial break?

[Dan Soder]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do we have any ads? No, not today.

[Dan Soder]

How many Nikki Glazer commercial we have? We have commercial breaking in a half hour.

[Producer or Guest]

She took the ads with her.

[Bobby Kelly]

She goes, bye, everybody.

[Dan Soder]

No, they don't advertise it serious anymore. They said, that's what these guys tell me every day when I ask everyone,

[Bobby Kelly]

buddy, commercials went wayside.

[Dan Soder]

They said they don't do commercials anymore.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everyone is. Dude, I went to this thing, Kate. SiriusXM sent Katie to France.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, you know, it's a podcast company now for advertising. Yeah, dude, we're up here in the closet. That used to be a fucking radio station.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's crazy, but I had a. We went to dinner and was with people from Sirius, and I was like, just trying to be the plus one. And this guy kept being like, so what do you do? And I was like, I work in comedy. I do stand up. And he was like, oh, that's great. And like, later in the dinner, he's like, you know, it's Sirius xm. And he kept talking about it. And I. I was like, don't say anything. And then finally, I was like, yeah,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I had a show there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was on a show there for a year. And he goes, oh. And then just didn't even give me what I wanted. Where I was like, I blew up. I shouldn't have blown up. I should have just sat here and took it.

[Dan Soder]

It's so funny that it is. It's a. But you're right. It's a satellite radio company. And now their bread and butter is the broadcasting that doesn't require satellites anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

By the way, the reason no one

[Dan Soder]

knew no longer requires satellites. Their whole thing that they launch more satellites.

[Bobby Kelly]

The reason no one knew is they were all. They were like, oh, we used to work at Pandor at Sirius xm. And I was like, oh, you guys.

[Dan Soder]

What do you guys do? We're satellite launchers. What does that satellite do? He goes, what does that satellite do? He goes, well, let's the radio let people know that they can go on the app and find the podcast network.

[Bobby Kelly]

Then they can watch a zoom of two of their favorite people. Can you still go into the part of the building that's Howard Sterns? No.

[Dan Soder]

Well, every time we're like, why don't we have ad reads? They go like, the podcast is what? Great.

[Commercial Announcer]

You're more than just one thing. You're the boss. Hey, Google, what time is my meeting with Tim today? The athlete that class wrecks me. The ringleader and we're good and always their mom. Everyone in the all new Mazda CX5 more to move every side of you. Learn [e-mail] Google is a trademark of Google LLC. Sequences shortened and simulated Awkward time to

[Big Jay Oakerson]

ask this, but hey, did you download the trail map? Yeah, no, I don't need to. I don't understand. You're trusting your signal out here.

[Dan Soder]

I'm trusting T Mobile.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They have the best network and if

[Commercial Announcer]

we end up in bumtots nowhere, well, we've got T satellite for backup.

[Producer or Guest]

Whoa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't trust my carrier that much.

[Commercial Announcer]

We'll just use your phone as a flashlight.

[Bobby Kelly]

With America's best network and T Satellite, we're keeping you connected in places you never thought possible. And if you switch to today, you get free phones for zero down and only 25 bucks a month per line for four lines. Find out more@t mobile.com or visit your local store.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Best Mobile Network Based on Analysis by Ooklab Speedtest Intelligence data 2h 2025 with 24 monthly bill credits and 4 eligible pour ins on essentials for well qualified customers with autopay plus taxes, fees and $35 connection charge per line credits and imbalance due if you pay off earlier. Cancel Contact Us Finance Agreement example $299.99 Moto Edge 5G required T Satellite available with compatible device in most outdoor areas in the US where you can see the sky. Guy included with experience beyond your $10 a month. However, news monthly cancel anytime visit t mobile.com this show is sponsored by Better Help. Everybody deals with stigma. Everybody has, you know, things that build up. You know, I got into a fight with a friend and I didn't call them. They didn't call me to where we didn't talk for months because it got so overwhelming. I was going to lose a friend over it. But you know what you do do what I did go to better help and talk to somebody. You talk to somebody about it and you get a little direction and you get it out. And then I repaired this friendship. It wasn' as big as I thought it was. I just built it up in my head that it was going to be crazy. Even in 2026, stigma can get in the way of a lot of things, like getting support for your mental health. Maybe you've encouraged friends to consider therapy while avoiding taking the first steps yourself because you're busy, worried what others would think, or telling yourself you should handle it on your own. But therapy with BetterHelp, the world's largest Online therapy platform can be a space to slow down and talk through what's been building up before it feels unmatch manageable. Just take a short questionnaire to identify your needs and Preferences and BetterHelp will handle the initial therapist matching work for you. Their industry leading match fulfillment rate means BetterHelp typically gets it right the first time. Feel confident knowing BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US don't let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% [e-mail] Bonfire. That's B E T T E R help.com Bonfire I have three trips planned down to South America. I'm going back to Cuba with my son and I'm going to learn how to communicate with these people in their language, which empowers you, which makes you feel fantastic. It's never too late to learn a new language by using Babbel. If you're traveling this summer, here's a real travel hack. Don't wait until you land to start learning the language. Instead, try Babbel. Babbel is built for real life. Not vocab list, not verb chart. But it's the real conversation. Practice just 10 minutes a day with Babbel. It can help you start having a real conversation in as little as three weeks. Lessons are quick. They have 200 language experts. It's awesome telling you right now I can talk to people. The guy that works in my house, he's Spanish. He comes in and I see him sometimes struggling with me to say things to me. Now I can talk to him in Spanish. He can talk to me a little bit. I don't know it all, but I know some. And I know how to be polite. I can talk to people around the city. It's amazing. Learn a new language with Babel. What language do you want to learn? They've got it. If you got summer travel coming up, now's the time to start so you can actually use what you learned on your trip. Right now, Babel is offering listeners up to 60% off. Go to babel.combonfire that's Babbel. B A B B E L.combonfire for up to 60% off. Rules and restrictions may apply.

[Producer or Guest]

Hi.

[Commercial Announcer]

You know that thing where you get an amazing pair of shoes at a really great price and want to tell everyone about it?

[Producer or Guest]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

So do we here at Designer Shoe Warehouse. We'll give you something to brag about, like the latest styles from brands you love or the trends everyone's obsessing over or shoes that make you feel like, well, you. So go ahead, show off a little. Buying shoes that get you and prices

[Big Jay Oakerson]

that get your budget.

[Commercial Announcer]

Head to your DSW store or DSW.com DSW. Let us surprise you. Everyone's talking about protein lately, but how do you actually get enough of it? Muscle Milk. Muscle Milk has a great tasting new formula with no artificial sweeteners, flavors or added colors. It's high quality complete protein designed to support healthy muscles with fewer ingredients than the previous formula and 2642 grams of protein for when you're stuck in meetings or need a post workout recovery. Available in chocolate, vanilla, cream, cookies and cream, and strawberries and cream. Try the new great tasting Muscle Milk today. Available in stores nationwide. Muscle Milk protein for all.

[Dan Soder]

It's very, very strange doing well.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't think they know the Internet was going to be such a big thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's crazy. Someone, someone in the boardroom went, nah,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

that's not going to count that dish on your house.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, they were really sure. They were like, guys, this fad called fiber optics. Get out of here with that.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what else?

[Dan Soder]

The information highway. The information's out there, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nobody, nobody's going to be using these phones things.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. A radio on your phone. Get your head out of your ass. Number two. Trust me, Howard, putting no one over is going to do nothing but help the company.

[Dan Soder]

I had someone goes, I have a very popular podcast. I go, does it. Is it so popular that it hits space before it hits your ears? Because my show has to hit space before it gets to you.

[Bobby Kelly]

International Space Station. They check it.

[Dan Soder]

Things been filtered through space and then

[Bobby Kelly]

they send it back down to Earth. Hang on.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, oh. Sebastian Maniscalco just got a station.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, he goes, now you're telling me I'm up in the stars.

[Dan Soder]

You're shooting my thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought it was higher than I

[Bobby Kelly]

could go, why would I go to space when I'm already big here?

[Dan Soder]

You're gonna go, the signal goes to the satellite, the satellite sends it down to Earth. You get it on your thing, it comes in your car and it sends back here. They do the show, it goes out the smoke, it goes down, it goes on and on.

[Producer or Guest]

For what?

[Dan Soder]

For what?

[Bobby Kelly]

So you could, so you could turn your dial.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't forget the kick at the end.

[Dan Soder]

Dude, I'm fucking. I'm ready to start hanging out with this little pile of pudding in a wheelchair. Because look, now there's nose rings there's cool. Outfits involved.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, why isn't she at Skankfest? They it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whoa, bro. Not the it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that too far?

[Bobby Kelly]

That's their N word.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is their N word. Why don't you book them at Spink

[Bobby Kelly]

Skagfest real quick though, before we say more nice things? She does remind me of those things. Used to those spiders you throw against the wall and they'd crawl down.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, Wacky wall walker for sure. Yeah, it definitely looks like a wacky walk. It looks like if you fell into. If you like.

[Producer or Guest]

If you.

[Dan Soder]

If you fell asleep on her body, when you wake up, it would be like the shape of your head in her body.

[Bobby Kelly]

Silly. Funny. I feel like I'm talking on the phone, throwing her against the ceiling, seeing how long she can stick.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, yeah. But I feel like if I was going to bounce her, I think the

[Big Jay Oakerson]

towel is going to turn into absolute.

[Bobby Kelly]

Three steps away.

[Dan Soder]

Boogly. My legs don't work.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My hands are big. Is this her talking?

[Dan Soder]

I think, by the way, I think this could be a friend of the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And I would like her to be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hope she talks about that gay English guy.

[Dan Soder]

I hope it's a girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a girl.

[Dan Soder]

You know, it's funny. Pause it. Pause it for a second. When we heard that high pitch, we both went, oh, it's a girl. And then we all looked again and went, that doesn't. That voice doesn't mean it's a girl.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. That.

[Dan Soder]

All kinds of things are going to be different on this.

[Bobby Kelly]

That voice is gender fluid.

[Dan Soder]

Yes. Yes. When you're this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

It's all. Verne Troyer was a boy. Same voice, remember?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Same thing. Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's why him on that reality show peeing standing up was a shocker.

[Dan Soder]

No, the best was the fucking. Him having Vern Troyer having like a jizz dream when he was drunk.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan Soder]

You don't remember that?

[Bobby Kelly]

I forgot. That was a surreal life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You understand what, you understand what he's doing? It's already stream of consciousness. It's already 35 minutes in. Do you understand what he's doing, Dan? Look, I know you guys have a thing and you're connect and. And I mean, Jacob is in his glory. Right? We're all enjoying this.

[Dan Soder]

In my mind, Jacob goes home tonight and listens to Freebird and jumps off his roof.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm just. Dan, he's doing it. That's why I wanted one more person here to focus you up. Cuz you two together, the thing just goes back. Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

I also might be leading him into a trap. Because we're talking about surreal life. What level of celebrity is that? Probably one we're going to get to

[Big Jay Oakerson]

in around 30 minutes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Vern Short.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you see what he just did? He's just hit it. He's. He's good.

[Dan Soder]

Drunk, passed out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Show that and then we'll move on.

[Dan Soder]

He goes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because that could lead to a new job.

[Dan Soder]

We haven't even heard what this thing says.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, we'll come back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We'll come back to it. We'll come back after it. After we're done with you.

[Dan Soder]

We'll come back because here it is.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Dan Soder]

Burn Troyer. Oh, no. It's. What? He's asleep. His drunk asleep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh my God.

[Bobby Kelly]

Shout out, Mini Me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's dead, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he died.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is there a lifespan on those things? Like shits are people.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, we fired up to fucking space like a satellite.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's who's actually up there.

[Dan Soder]

It's just a bunch of Vern.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I'm coming back. One small step.

[Dan Soder]

One gigantic step for me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because when I. When I stepped into your shoes, when you were like, I gotta go do my thing. Thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I kind of inherited some things from the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, the. The feld dog be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fell Dog thing was kind of, you know, I was.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's. That's gang affiliated.

[Producer or Guest]

That's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, you gotta.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's gang affiliated. We've been. We've been going against Fell Dog since

[Big Jay Oakerson]

the jump, but then there was another one I didn't know about.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You doing it?

[Dan Soder]

I've been doing it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Jerry.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would say there is. I would say there is no beef with Jerry o'. Connell, obviously. We're fellow castmates on the show Billions.

[Producer or Guest]

And.

[Bobby Kelly]

And what?

[Dan Soder]

We jumped to this already.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. We jumped to it.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I would say because of Jerry o'. Connell, we have Nikki Dinky to celebrate.

[Dan Soder]

We have Nikki Dinky to celebrate with.

[Bobby Kelly]

But I also wonderful celebrity chef.

[Dan Soder]

I described on the show that we didn't have a beef with Jerry OConnell. I go, if I was going to be friends with Jerry o', Connell, that would be under the stipulation, I guess, that he's gonna. We agree to disagree. But I assume the person that I think Jerry o' Connell is, and I mean this, I think he would laugh and have fun at the idea that we were like, hey, remember that little like three, four year period where you lived as a sassy black woman?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, I absolutely think he would agree.

[Dan Soder]

There's YouTube compilations of it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would also Say he's. He's a good sport because he's great when he goes on. Pardon my take. Yeah, he's an awesome guest on that. Huge Knicks fan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But originally you guys saw him do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, no. Play the drop.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow, That's. Originally you guys heard that no one's coming back.

[Dan Soder]

No, we saw it.

[Bobby Kelly]

We saw it.

[Dan Soder]

We're Wendy W. People.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll explain the lore of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Give us a little context.

[Bobby Kelly]

Context. A little context. Music. If I. If you could, Lou. So Big J is a giant. Wendy Williams fan. Would watch it. Got a little mug with the ice in it. He knew all the dish. She'd come out firing all the time.

[Dan Soder]

I had a fan that said, how you doing? In the fan?

[Bobby Kelly]

How you doing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He loves black culture.

[Bobby Kelly]

Revolutionized.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Black people rule.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, black people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We all know that.

[Bobby Kelly]

And he was.

[Dan Soder]

You know it now that I've spread the word.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he was. He was the one on the mountaintop. So, Jay, huge Wendy Williams fan. I would go over his house. We'd watch it all the time. She would just come out and say the craziest shit possible.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I wish Wendy Williams was back and still doing the show. Because now it's the Baddies.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, no, now it's. Oh, now it's the Baddies.

[Dan Soder]

Baddies is great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I actually did watch Baddies with Jay at his house, and it was awesome. It's so I can agree. But Wendy Williams, some stuff started going on and she had to step away from the show. So she had guest hosts for the Wendy Williams show. And Jerry o' Connell stepped in and guest hosted it. What I will give him credit for, he went balls out. He jumped in, he said, I'm not even slowing down a little bit. He just went in with the music.

[Dan Soder]

I'm going to be a boy, Wendy Williams.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm going to be a boy, Wendy Williams. And boy, did he do that.

[Dan Soder]

It's an impression, because you hear the things. He goes. He goes. And he'd be like. And T.I. and Tiny are fighting out publicly. He'd be like. He goes. He goes, oh, T.I. you got a good woman, you gotta take care of a good woman.

[Commercial Announcer]

Am I right?

[Dan Soder]

And they'd be like, yeah. And then he would get up and, like, dance.

[Bobby Kelly]

And remember, this is. This is pre Covid when the entertainment industry was still an industry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

So you could do your little humiliation rituals and they would reward you with, like, roll and stuff. So Jerry's out here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So he went full, full.

[Bobby Kelly]

But that's the respect I have for Jerry oconnell. Is he fully committed to it? He went in it now.

[Dan Soder]

Well, wait, can I say when? I said the other day when we were talking about this, I said the thing I go. What I'd love for Jerry OConnell to do would be to come in here, because we could have Nikki Dinky come in. I go, and let's have a m Off.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Dan Soder]

Do you think I don't want a sassy black lemon with him?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you're going too far.

[Dan Soder]

Am I too far?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You go into the end.

[Bobby Kelly]

See, look at this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're right at the beginning.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I get it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at this, by the way. I mean.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wait, so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Oh, God. So he's just being a. He's just being Wendy Williams.

[Dan Soder]

Jump ahead. Just jump ahead anywhere.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at the colors.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, bright colors.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's dressed like the audience.

[Dan Soder]

Jump ahead to anywhere.

[Bobby Kelly]

How you see? And he hit with a. How you do it? Oh, there it is.

[Dan Soder]

By the way, it almost looks ti. Behind him. Back up.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm telling you, the world before COVID was a different place.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that's not. He would be canceled for this now.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't even know what it is. I don't even think people go cancel. To cancel is not even a thing anymore.

[Dan Soder]

People just go tell you, this is racist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is racist. This 2026. This is racist.

[Bobby Kelly]

Damn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is racist.

[Dan Soder]

And I don't know if you notice, he wears a Django hat and takes a lot of pictures like this.

[Bobby Kelly]

I live out in the wilderness now. I don't hear from it.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, dude. Somebody takes pictures like this. Also

[Bobby Kelly]

remember when I do remember when he caught the vapors from COVID And then I couldn't work at Zany's for three months.

[Producer or Guest]

Ye.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was one of the only weekends I had on the books. And DL Was like, the spirit got me Covid.

[Dan Soder]

That's the government telling you lies.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Then they were like, hey, the club's not open.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Goes DL Healy. Breathed on everything. He wrecking Rudy Gobert the joint. He was like, hey, Covid's not real. Covid's not real at all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know what?

[Bobby Kelly]

Bernie Mac never tipped. He's fucking focus. Yeah. So Jerry o', Connell, guest host, Wendy Williams. And we make fun of him because it's so ridiculous that we're like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But in a fun way.

[Bobby Kelly]

Absolutely. In a fun way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He should be made fun of for doing this. This is not him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, it was in. It felt. We knew what he was doing, but it felt like Come on, man. You're from Sliders.

[Dan Soder]

You're from Sliders. Sliders.

[Bobby Kelly]

I loved, I loved it. I watch YouTube videos about it. Now I'm going to tell you where. Why I'm here. I see Bobby at the Cellar last night.

[Dan Soder]

Wait, he has to tell you from the get go from Sam. Rob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, here's the thing. Well, Sam Roberts is very close friends with Jerry and he had him on the show. And apparently he came on the show and out of the gate, he said, I, I have a little problem with the bonfire. I guess they're, they're, they don't like me or they're mad at me. He said, read something on Reddit where, you know, they're, they're making fun of me or whatever. And then he said, here it is.

[Dan Soder]

He's being poisoned. He's being, he's being poisoned by Corey Feldman.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I've got a theory on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here's the thing, though. He went to, he's at the, doing the thing with Corey at the theater and he was out front and there was a, a whole gang of the. What are they called again? The Juggalos. And they were like, they mentioned the bonfire. And he went back and he's like, hey, Corey, you have, you have Juggalo fans. Did you know that? And Corey went. The bonfire.

[Dan Soder]

Wait a second, hang on a second. When you told that story the first time, you said. Because I think that's another thing showing like how much we got into his head for something that's not even to do with us. He's done a bunch of things with the Insane Clown Posse. But he said, he does say that the Juggalos said, we're here from the bonfire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he didn't say that.

[Dan Soder]

He didn't say that. That's almost my point about it. He said that Corey Thomas goes, that's because of the bonfire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sorry, I misspelled.

[Dan Soder]

It's not cause of the bonfires because Corey Feldman's done things with the Insane Clown Posse. Laugh at him like we do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But he is, he was like, the bonfire. And he goes there after me. I don't know why. They just attack me all the time. And then he went in and found out that you guys said stuff about him. So it's like, what the. I never did anything to you. So then we go to where Jay's like, this is ridiculous. I love Jerry. I would never do he. I love him on the show.

[Dan Soder]

I think I love Corey Feldman.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of course you do.

[Bobby Kelly]

We've been Trying. We've been trying for over 10 years now to talk to Corey Feldman to tell him, we love what you're doing. If you realize what you're doing, you can't. But you can't. There's no breaking through.

[Dan Soder]

He thinks he's got a new song.

[Bobby Kelly]

Does he?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have comedian friends that we could actually say the same thing to, by the way.

[Dan Soder]

It's called what am I? It's called what we have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have guys we know and hang out with. Dude, we love. You just didn't.

[Producer or Guest]

Just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just admit what you're doing.

[Bobby Kelly]

If you admit what you're doing, then

[Big Jay Oakerson]

we can all be friends again.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll start answering your texts.

[Dan Soder]

His new song is called. One of his new song's called what am I here For?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I'll tell you what. It's not to make fun of yourself.

[Dan Soder]

No. You saw the characters one, right? Where it's the AI video and the

[Bobby Kelly]

Beatles song we watched out at your house.

[Dan Soder]

The Beatles song.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was brutal. That was when we got so high. We were watching the Corey movie. And Katie's not really up to date on the Cory saga.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's hard to catch up to you too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Well, it was during the rape part where Corey Feldman was explicitly detailing the rape of Corey Haim.

[Dan Soder]

Corey Haim, not his own.

[Bobby Kelly]

He was in depth. It's in the documentary.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What didn't happen to him?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, what didn't happen to him?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I knew it didn't happen when he said he had lard. No Hollywood star has a can of lard.

[Producer or Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

What are you talking about? You just can't lube pay some lard. Oh, yeah. Let's go with an alternative. This is in a. I saw this online.

[Dan Soder]

We were in a Turkish prison, but

[Bobby Kelly]

we were at Jay's. And we were smoking a joint and eating bagels. I mean, Christine put out. What a spread.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She does put out a good spread. You've been to Voss's. Not a good spread.

[Bobby Kelly]

And we were smoking weed. And then it was this moment where Corey Feldman was just in depth, like. And then Corey Haim was pummeled by being butt fucked. And Katie goes, I gotta sit. I gotta. I gotta take a break. She got too high. She was like, I have to sit on the ground. This is too much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We were laughing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we were laughing about it. It was like hellish for her. She was like, what's going on?

[Dan Soder]

But we were laughing at the boy's nightmare. A boy's nightmare.

[Bobby Kelly]

And we were laughing at the fact that Corey Feldman is just abs. Never talking about himself, always putting it on. Came so we could have like a Frost v. Nixon with Corey Feldman argument about what he does. It's clear we'll never gonna be friends, but we've tried to patch it up. But Joc, there's been nothing but love for Joc. We've just ribbed him a little bit.

[Dan Soder]

Nothing but love from day one. End of story, period, point blank.

[Bobby Kelly]

I bet if you go back and listen to when we made fun of him, I. I bet old corporate Dan was a little intimidated too, because I knew I'd probably be seeing him.

[Dan Soder]

You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay said the same thing. He loves.

[Dan Soder]

Soft on him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Loves him and all that. I just didn't realize how much Jay loved him. But the thing is that he.

[Dan Soder]

I respect the guy's work and I

[Big Jay Oakerson]

think he's a very funny guy.

[Dan Soder]

And end of story, point, period, end of story.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, it wasn't that quick.

[Dan Soder]

But story, that's it, dude, that would have been said it. We put it out there, let it be known we have no problem with Jerry o'. Donnell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said to J, I said to Jay, go see if he's following you on Instagram. And he went and he wasn't. So I said, you follow him, he'll follow you back.

[Dan Soder]

You're telling me wrong. I guarantee you said, message him right now. He follows you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm speeding it up.

[Dan Soder]

I said, well, I mean, stories work.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, stories work that way.

[Dan Soder]

They're called Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm being concise. Bobby said, I see how he's doing. He's slowing it down.

[Dan Soder]

That's not what Jim wants. Jim wants everything explained. He said, no, no, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bringing in Big Jim. He's bringing in Big Jim.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I said, whatever, okay? So I said, message him. He said, no.

[Dan Soder]

He said, message. I go, I'm not gonna mess him. He goes, I go, plus he won't even see it if he doesn't follow me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I said, follow him and he'll follow you back.

[Dan Soder]

Well, I went and checked if he followed me. Slow it down. Does that always checked if he followed me?

[Bobby Kelly]

When you see the button and it just says if you're following them and then you click on who they're following and you don't come up first, you go,

[Dan Soder]

he wasn't following me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I can see the respect isn't a two way street with you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you know Jay's not following me?

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Dan Soder]

That's not true. How dare you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't even know It.

[Dan Soder]

How dare. No, I do know. I see your things.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Dan Soder]

We talk about them on the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was just checking.

[Dan Soder]

I.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's a couple friends of ours that don't follow me, that I'm like, really? Yeah. Where I'm like, that hurts, but I'll let it go. So you check if Joc's following.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's not following you.

[Dan Soder]

So he goes, bobby. Then goes, well, at least follow him. And I went, okay. So I just clicked follow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I did say. I said, if you follow him, he'll. I guarantee he'll see that you followed, and I will come up because he. In my brain, this is a guy who looks at his Instagram and social media a lot. If he found out about this.

[Dan Soder]

I never look who follows me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's on his phone, checking his social.

[Bobby Kelly]

If also, once they took away celebrities,

[Dan Soder]

you could check if they followed you. I stopped giving a shit altogether.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So he's gonna see that blue check mark, csj, and he's gonna fly. Follow him back. Yeah. So then.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that what happened?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, let's see. I'm gonna let Jay take over, because then Jay called me on, I believe, Thursday.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is last Thursday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thursday. He called me, goes, what did you say? I have a. I have a gift for you.

[Dan Soder]

Present for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have a present for you. And I was like, oh, that's nice. What is it? And then he goes, I'm gonna. I'm gonna text it to you right now.

[Dan Soder]

I said, I did it again.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you.

[Producer or Guest]

Boom.

[Bobby Kelly]

Boomed in your pants.

[Dan Soder]

I did it again. And Bobby's like, what'd you do?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I ago.

[Dan Soder]

I did it. I did the thing where celebrity. There was like, a window right there of a celebrity and me on the. Maybe on the precipice of becoming family, for all I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

La familia, maybe. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

La Costa Nostra.

[Bobby Kelly]

Drinking Coronas. It's all about family.

[Dan Soder]

Racing fast, lifting around, having a great

[Bobby Kelly]

time, talking sliders, Living our life a quarter mile at a time.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. So, you know, maybe this was gonna happen. So I come home late that night, and then.

[Bobby Kelly]

JFC's there.

[Dan Soder]

No, no. I come home late that night, and I go outside, smoke a cigarette, and I look at my phone and I see, oh, Jerry o' Connell is not only. I guess, followed me back, I guess, but. But more. He messaged me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Out of the blue. Our first message.

[Bobby Kelly]

You see the inbox? You see jock?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are you nervous? Are you nervous at that point?

[Dan Soder]

No. Because it was all so quick. And also, what he wrote was extreme. So I wasn't that nervous because very quickly it was like. It seemed like it was happy. Right away, he writes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I read it?

[Dan Soder]

What he writes?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Dan Soder]

I think somebody else should read it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

Have Jacob.

[Dan Soder]

Go ahead. Maybe Jacob's a funny one to read it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Have Jacob read it. Okay, Jacob, you've always wanted to be Jerry o'.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Connell.

[Dan Soder]

I need you to read this like you're six foot two.

[Bobby Kelly]

And Mary and piping Rebecca remain also piping them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just make it. Just make it six even. We don't want you to stretch too long.

[Producer or Guest]

Big J. My Sam Roberts interviewer. You did great at the roast.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now do that again. Give me one more take because I like that. I liked how you started.

[Dan Soder]

Stretch it out, though. Say, like, maybe there's a little something

[Big Jay Oakerson]

into that mic a little bit.

[Producer or Guest]

God, she's so.

[Bobby Kelly]

Get. Get into that guy that got her. The guy that got her.

[Producer or Guest]

He's married to Mystique.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. You're pounding her out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Get that confidence.

[Dan Soder]

Get it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get into that mic, J.

[Bobby Kelly]

Get that confidence so you can go on Wendy Williams and act black.

[Dan Soder]

You're buying. You're buying large shirts.

[Producer or Guest]

Big J. My Sam Roberts interview air. You did great on at the roast.

[Bobby Kelly]

We can do one more take. You can clear that out.

[Dan Soder]

It was too much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Clean it up a little bit.

[Bobby Kelly]

I liked how it started, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jake, can I just suggest my dream?

[Producer or Guest]

My.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you stand up? Stand up so you feel a little tall?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Feel a little.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stand up. You're sitting down and sucking your energy out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Excellent.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stand up.

[Commercial Announcer]

Excellent.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Than.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's the glasses that stand

[Dan Soder]

on the end of the chair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, My. He was talking about my glasses.

[Bobby Kelly]

With your weight loss.

[Dan Soder]

Take off your. Take off your boyfriend's jacket.

[Bobby Kelly]

You look incredibly like a retired X Games athlete at this point. If I told you you were a motocross legend, you look like you wear Fox racing gear a lot. That was just a commentator because why he goes. That's a pretty gnar gnar jump right there. Coming off turn six.

[Dan Soder]

That's Jay Dirt pile Okerson.

[Producer or Guest]

Holy. That's him dressed as Mystique.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna throw up.

[Dan Soder]

What?

[Commercial Announcer]

What?

[Producer or Guest]

Oh, God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he doesn't have a ding ding.

[Dan Soder]

Guys, come on.

[Producer or Guest]

He's fine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's got no ding ding.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's got it strapped to his stomach. All right, back to it.

[Dan Soder]

You're gonna make this black woman angry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

J.

[Producer or Guest]

Up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's go. Jacket one more time. Come on.

[Dan Soder]

That was all of it, huh? That's the whole text, Big J.

[Producer or Guest]

My Sam Roberts Interview air. You did great at the roast.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Awesome. What a great message.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's great. Let me take that phone back.

[Bobby Kelly]

What a great message to get from Jerry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ok, so you got that message and then what happened, Jay?

[Bobby Kelly]

What you do?

[Dan Soder]

Well, I came home and I saw that that message came in about 9pm sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

What time are we talking about?

[Dan Soder]

Did I see this? Yeah, I see it at 1am let's call it 106.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

106. And you're by yourself outside.

[Dan Soder]

By myself outside.

[Bobby Kelly]

Beautiful backyard.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Beautiful.

[Dan Soder]

Smoking, dark.

[Bobby Kelly]

Decided to come over on Friday.

[Dan Soder]

Dark.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was it a little lonely?

[Dan Soder]

That's fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

Probably got the TV going.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. Just out there smoking by yourself.

[Dan Soder]

Just cigarette. Just getting a cigarette in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Any emotions going on?

[Dan Soder]

I look at my phone, there's a cigarette. I play a game in my phone or whatever. Check YouTube or whatever.

[Producer or Guest]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And let me ask you a question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When you saw that text, when you saw the. The DM come in, did a little crease turn up on the corners of your mouth? Little smile?

[Dan Soder]

No. No, I don't think so. I just thought, oh, that's really cool for him to say. So it's like, okay, so the window is open. He's does. Doesn't have a weird thing. And he wants us. It seems like he wants us to be friendly. Yeah, says the grate on the rose. That's so nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

Which you did.

[Dan Soder]

And I did it again.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now, any of you for me, a little context for myself. I've been away attending to my affairs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Dan Soder]

No, I know you had to put your house in order.

[Bobby Kelly]

What was the first one?

[Dan Soder]

Oh, no, you were around for the first one. My love letter to Diana Clay that I wrote one time. I was fucking. I was fucking stoned off my. You don't remember this? This was definitely within the show. I lived in the East Village, and I. One night I was home and I was looking at dice stuff, and I just decided to write him a thing that had. That had started off with things like, you and I basically should work together, ask Jim Norton who I am, and

[Bobby Kelly]

blah, blah, blah, block this out to save our friendship. Maybe this is like one of those things where they don't realize your mom's a serial killer and you go, you know what? I hid the evidence for myself, mentally.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This was for sure, right on air.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And I was like. And, you know, we were getting real

[Bobby Kelly]

high back in the day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Take long.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't remember this at all. Jim Norton is wild.

[Dan Soder]

It was so long, and it was.

[Bobby Kelly]

You were Going through seller wrecks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think when I tell you who.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I think when I tell you this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that what he asked you?

[Dan Soder]

I think when I tell you how this ends, I think you'll. I think you will remember. And it's probably why it didn't resonate and stick so long, because what happened was, if you recall, when I sent it, I got a message back the next day, and it was not him. It was whoever does the social media goes like, hey, I usually don't do this, but, like, I just wanted to let you know, like, this. This Dice doesn't see these. He goes, but it was such a heartfelt sweet thing that I really wanted to say. It's like, if you want to send it to him, like, you could email his fan page or whatever. And then I went. And then I was like, oh, no, no, it's all right. Just burn him.

[Producer or Guest]

It.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got burned the social media.

[Dan Soder]

Burn the social media down, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got the wizard of Oz to come around from the curtain.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, can I.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Bobby Kelly]

You seem like a nice boy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That message.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Producer or Guest]

What?

[Commercial Announcer]

I said it has to exist.

[Dan Soder]

Still no. Oh, I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dice probably has it.

[Bobby Kelly]

He goes, I read it as an affirmation that you're gay,

[Dan Soder]

that you like to suck.

[Bobby Kelly]

Was that a draw? But hold on. I. I haven't had one of those in a while. She actually did the thing in the room when it was a drop.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is Jacob's hatred of Italians. But a bing.

[Producer or Guest]

You put two in the back of their brain,

[Dan Soder]

you make the same fantastic drop.

[Bobby Kelly]

What a fantastic drop.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Play the Asian one.

[Producer or Guest]

Oh, black guy. I make PP on the street. Black guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's that one? It's Asians too. Want to know?

[Producer or Guest]

Guy make me food. Black guy no good. Black guy no good.

[Dan Soder]

Say it again.

[Producer or Guest]

Black guy no good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God, that hurts my chest. Oh, my God, that hurts my chest.

[Dan Soder]

And then our newest. Our newest one we get to use in fun ways.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just cramping up.

[Dan Soder]

If you got the fell dog. When you simply ask the question, who's the cheeriest boy in the room?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

First one.

[Producer or Guest]

Oops.

[Dan Soder]

Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, he's out of his tits.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think this who really wants to be loved by famous people.

[Dan Soder]

Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump You.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who would dump all his comedians and friends for. For Jerry o'. Connell?

[Dan Soder]

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You.

[Bobby Kelly]

I so. So he sends you a nice message.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I just say something? I'm gonna.

[Dan Soder]

This lovely message. It was a little short for my taste, but it was nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was a Nice short man. I'm going to show you because this is. You can get the gist of this.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is what you said to me last night.

[Dan Soder]

Here's the problem, guys. God damn it. We hit it. We have to take a break, legally at the hour mark. Okay, so we'll take a break.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me just show. Because I don't need to. We're not going to go through what he said, but visually, you can see.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What we're about to do. So there's Jerry's right there. You can see that. And that's what J wrote. I mean, it's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Honestly, I can tell you right now, for those of you at home that can't see it, it is a multiple of what Jay wrote. I would probably say times four, times five, times ten.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's times ten.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me see.

[Dan Soder]

140 something.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you know what? That's the Jay Okerson way of life. Celebrity gives you two lines, you give him 20.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you.

[Dan Soder]

The Dan Sotaway Life Comedy Comedy vault in Batavia, Illinois. In fact, that is this now, July 9th through the 11th. After that, he's going to be in Stanford, Connecticut, Montreal, Canada, Albany and Baltimore and so much more. For tickets and all the tour dates, go to dancer.com and of course, listen to Soda whenever, wherever. You listen to your podcast.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

YouTube.com so sad. Listen to his podcast where he's by himself.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me get a plug in. Big J is going to be at the Comedy Zone, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, July 10th through the 12th. After that, Winnipeg for the Great Outdoors Festival. It's gonna be Richmond and Long Island. For tickets and other tour dates, bigj comedy.com Robert Kelly gonna be at the Comedy Mothership in Austin this weekend, Thursday through Saturday. Saturday, that's the third through the fifth with his family. That's awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He went. That's awesome. He went.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love it. Portsmouth, New Hampshire, July 25th. And then you can catch him in Saratoga Springs, September 11th and 12th.

[Dan Soder]

Why you love it so much? You going to rob his house while he's gone?

[Bobby Kelly]

I go, I'm going to. In his bed. Like I did in 2011 New York.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You in my bed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let's go to tickets and all other dates, visit Punchup Live. Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I told you not to.

[Bobby Kelly]

In my bed and the shower.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You in the shower.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was a randy little.

[Dan Soder]

But he did. But he wiped his dick on your sheets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, no, that's fine.

[Dan Soder]

It turns him on. That dawn stuck to it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's how. That's how Don got pregnant.

[Bobby Kelly]

Max is like wrestling.

[Dan Soder]

That would explain Max is already tall as Bobby

[Big Jay Oakerson]

and his massive head towers

[Dan Soder]

over his parents at 12. We'll be right back everybody. It's the bonfire in case unless anything terrible happens or Guys, a lot of topics still on the table get you

[Producer or Guest]

today

[Commercial Announcer]

Submersible everyone's talking about protein lately, but how do you actually get enough of it? Muscle Milk Muscle Milk has a great tasting new formula with no artificial sweeteners, flavors or added colors. It's high quality complete protein designed to support healthy muscles with fewer ingredients than the previous form formula and 26 to 42 grams of protein for when you're stuck in meetings or need a post workout recovery. Available in chocolate, vanilla, cream, cookies and cream and strawberries and cream. Try the new great tasting Muscle Milk today available in stores nationwide. Muscle Milk Protein for All Looking to

[Big Jay Oakerson]

scale your outcomes beyond search and social? Realize is Taboola's AI powered performance platform driving incremental growth by engaging high intent users across a global network of 600 million daily active users on premium websites. Reach and convert your audience on premium websites and placements where your customers actually spend their time. For more information and to create your account Today, go to realize.com podcast.