Shadow People w/Sean Donnelly & Dan St Germain

Summary

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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: Shadow People w/ Sean Donnelly & Dan St. Germain
Date: October 8, 2025
Main Theme:
A riotous deep dive into the world of viral alien videos, ancient metal spheres, rapidly approaching space threats, and the blurry line between cosmic paranoia, genuine curiosity, and hilarious skepticism. With special guests Sean Donnelly and Dan St. Germain, the crew explores internet conspiracies, odd pseudo-science, and their own relationships with the unknown, all while keeping the wisecracks and banter flowing.

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1. Opening Banter & Guest Introductions

[00:36–03:25]

• The guys riff on traveling food disasters: Bobby’s doomed bento box, brisket, and especially “crackling” (pork skin).

  • Quote: “The bento box does not travel well. Fresh at the house—hot—oh my god. But, it travels like clams.” – Bobby Kelly [00:47]
  • Discussion winds into a comedic analysis of who actually eats crackling, and a mishap where Jay tries a piece and is traumatized:
  • Quote: “He made me eat it. He goes, ‘try it, it’s really crispy’—and then the skin pulled off...like human, like arm meat. It was crazy. It was pretty Armie Hammer.” – Big Jay [02:29]

• Introduction of guests Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly (promoting their podcast, Burbs Bros). [03:25]

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2. UFOs, UFO Skepticism, and Bobby’s Encounter

[03:39–06:13]

• Sean asks Jay if he’s any closer to believing in UFOs and aliens. Jay remains skeptical:
  • Quote: “No, but I always—I like to listen...I do like to listen to it all.” – Big Jay [04:04]
• Bobby recounts his supposed alien encounter on the West Side Highway, but comic Shane Torres called it “just balloons.” Bobby reluctantly admits he may have been fooled by metallic balloons.
  • Quote: “I don’t believe any of this. And I didn’t see anything. It was balloons. It was a cluster of fucking balloons from some kid in the Bronx.” – Bobby Kelly [08:13]

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3. Viral Alien Videos: The "Venom" Creature Debate

[06:13–15:06]

• Bobby introduces a new viral story about a supposed space organism:
  • A meteor hits, a local finds it, something “Venom”-like emerges, grows in water, and is filmed by "KimPanama" on TikTok.
  • The group watches and debunks: suspicions it’s two fish, AI, or a crab. Jay jokes about raising a Groot.
  • Quote: “If this was a real thing, these things’d be off and this guy’d be disappeared...The CIA or whatever would be right on this.” – Sean Donnelly [08:03]
• Banter about the absurdity of TikTok evidence and the performative side of viral “alien sightings”:
  • “Oh, a TikTok user, KimPanama, posted it. So it’s gotta be true.” – Big Jay [10:57]
• Christine cracks wise about the alien being “pro-Israel”—satirizing online identity projections [11:15].
• Jay and Bobby riff about the creature: “This thing turned down the Riyadh Comedy Festival.” – Big Jay [11:28]
• The gang ultimately agrees the video is creepy—but probably an elaborate hoax involving mundane animals and TikTok clout.
  • “If this is special effects, this guy’s amazing.” – Sean Donnelly [13:48]

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4. Shadow People, Spheres, and Ancient Mysteries

[14:49–24:23]

• They recount the viral “shadow people” sightings at a Miami mall—giant, mysterious humanoid figures supposedly backed by “regular ass people.” [15:06]
  • “It’s just Miami Heat...nobody knows the players anymore.” – Big Jay [15:14]
• Shift to discussion of the “Buga Sphere”: found in South America, tested by the University of Georgia, allegedly 12,000 years old, made of a bizarre alloy, and origin unknown.
  • Christine notes, “Universities have become so politicized—impossible to get an accurate read.” [16:21]
• Discussion of testing and skepticism:
  • “Harvard’s not gonna believe the Jewish theories.” – Big Jay [16:30]
  • “The only one that’s gonna believe it is Bunker Hill Community College.” – Bobby Kelly [16:33]
• Christine and Sean clarify: the sphere is made from combinations of metals unlikely to be made with known technology, at that alleged age. Advanced atomic architecture, mysterious origins, and carbon dating support the artifact’s enigmatic status:
  • “Its composition and advanced internal architecture...defied conventional manufacturing methods.” – Sean Donnelly [24:00]

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5. Comets, 'Three Eye Atlas', and Elon Musk’s Doomsday Prep

[24:55–33:04]

• Sean brings up the “Three Eye Atlas”—a comet or possible ship behaving with “intelligent” navigation, flagged by Harvard’s Avi Loeb.
  • “This thing’s coming towards us—he says it seems to be like, intelligently operated. It’s been changing path.” – Sean Donnelly [25:21]
• The group discusses billionaires’ doomsday movements—Elon Musk building tunnels, bunkers, prepping for planetary escape.
  • “Everything he’s doing is to figure out a way to get off this planet...he might know something’s about to happen.” – Bobby Kelly [25:44]
• Comic riffing about who would survive, what Jay would do in his “man cave,” and the uselessness of foosball in the actual apocalypse.
  • “I got a foosball table, electric drums...is there gonna be electricity involved?” – Big Jay [26:50]
• Sean explains, using layman’s terms, how scientists estimate the mass of a distant, mysterious object via telescopic data—Jay repeatedly does “translator” bits.

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6. False Flag Theories, World Unity, and Occult Alien Energy

[33:38–35:59]

• Christine mentions theories from Jeremy Corbell and George Knapp suggesting governments might stage a fake alien threat to create perpetual external enemies (“false flag attack”) and unite the planet militarily.
  • “...if you have enemies in space that we can’t see, then we can fund wars forever.” – Christine [34:18]
• Reagan’s “Star Wars” speech is referenced as cultural origin for these ideas.
• Jay delivers a sendup of existential paranoia, urging Christine to use the looming apocalypse as an excuse to give out candy “in only a shirt and no pants” on Halloween—suggesting that every day is a “gift” before the “ray beams” come.
  • “Every day we have is a gift. Before you regret it, when the ray beams are coming down, Christine you should definitely wear no pants and just a shirt when you’re giving out candy...” – Big Jay [34:34]
• Christine references the occult idea that some entities “run off sexual energy,” which everyone leans into with more darkly comic banter.

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7. Plugs, Podcast Crossovers, and Classic Bonfire Banter

[36:31–39:25]

• More playful cross-invites to do Burbs Bros Podcast and collaborate at The Stand.
• Shameless plugs for everyone’s podcasts, tour dates, and social media.
  • “You’re getting a believer and a naysayer.” – Bobby Kelly [37:09]
  • “I believe it’s coming. I just told Christine the Flash. All the kids are showing up.” – Big Jay [37:14]
• Farewell riff about Big Jay bleeding, Bobby asking him to “suck it,” and Christine predicting a “great change in the next five years”—with Jay cracking about Metro PCS phone plans.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “No, but I always...I like to listen to it all.” – Big Jay, on believing in UFOs [04:04]
• “He made me eat it...skin pulled off it like arm meat. It was pretty Armie Hammer.” – Big Jay [02:29]
• “The only one that’s gonna believe it is Bunker Hill Community College.” – Bobby Kelly [16:33]
• “If this is special effects, this guy’s amazing.” – Sean Donnelly [13:48]
• “This thing turned down the Riyadh Comedy Festival.” – Big Jay [11:28]
• “Every day we have is a gift. Before you regret it, when the ray beams are coming down...go pantsless, show the neighbor kids, make a stamp!” – Big Jay [34:34]
• “You’re getting a believer and a naysayer.” – Bobby Kelly [37:09]
• “I got a foosball table, electric drums...is there gonna be electricity involved?” – Big Jay [26:50]

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Episode Highlights by Timestamp

• [00:36–03:16]: Food mishaps, guest intros, and pork crackling trauma
• [03:39–06:13]: UFO beliefs, Bobby’s West Side Highway “alien”; turns out, balloons?
• [06:13–15:06]: Viral “Venom” alien video deep-dive, TikTok/hoax analysis, comic riffs
• [15:06–16:33]: Miami mall “shadow people” sighting, societal reactions
• [15:53–24:23]: Ancient “Buga Sphere”—carbon dating, metallurgy, and skepticism
• [24:55–33:04]: Three Eye Atlas meteor/ship theories, Musk/billionaire prepping, apocalypse jokes
• [33:38–36:31]: False flag alien attack, Star Wars, sexual energy, more riffs
• [36:31–39:25]: Podcast plugs, collaborations, and classic Bonfire banter outro

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Tone & Takeaway

Hilarious, irreverent, and fast-paced, this episode swings between sincere curiosity about unusual phenomena and seasoned skepticism, always prioritizing humor above all. The group’s dynamic—skeptics versus believers, all united by stand-up sensibility—makes for a comedy-first (but surprisingly informative) ride through internet mythology, pop-science, and cosmic clickbait. Even for listeners unfamiliar with the viral videos or news stories being discussed, the real entertainment is in the hosts’ quick-witted deconstructions and the sense of camaraderie that comes from their relentless, playful roasting of each other—and the world’s weirdest news.

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Transcript

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Sean Donnelly]

And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Christine]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big J (Jay)]

We have guests here. Feel free to help yourself to this amazing, delectable bento box of treats or lose girlfriend's stupid cupcakes.

[Bobby Kelly]

I gotta be. I gotta be honest. The bento box does not travel well. Does not travel. Fresh at the house. Hot. Oh, my God, the bento box. It travels like clams.

[Big J (Jay)]

Okay, Just want you to know you're throwing blame at the bento box and not at your deli buffet. Brisket you had not an hour ago.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have a valid point.

[Big J (Jay)]

Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I probably should have held off on the brisket and the crackling. Have you ever had crackling, Sean?

[Sean Donnelly]

I haven't, but I've had brisket and it doesn't travel well either. You're right.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I didn't. I just traveled across the street in the bed, not good on rice. I found.

[Christine]

What was the. What. What was the meat?

[Bobby Kelly]

Crackling.

[Christine]

What's crackling?

[Bobby Kelly]

It's Jay. Would you like to explain?

[Christine]

It's like, liverworthy.

[Big J (Jay)]

He tricked me into eating it. It's.

[Christine]

Oh, my God. It looks like pork belly.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah, it's pork belly, but it's with the skin on. Pig skin. You're supposed to practice tattooing on that because it's like human flesh.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Either the fattest whites or the skinniest Asians eat that. There's no middle ground.

[Bobby Kelly]

That is a very, very well thought out. My God. That is right on the money. If you go to any Chinese restaurant where they have that, it's skinny people and fat guys like me trying to use chopsticks.

[Christine]

Eastern Asian.

[Sean Donnelly]

If you have crackling in moderation, you're a skinny Asian guy.

[Big J (Jay)]

It was gross.

[Sean Donnelly]

Because they eat crackling. They walk around the block 76,000 times.

[Christine]

Yeah, exactly. That's all they. Yeah, that's how they keep warm.

[Sean Donnelly]

I live near Chinatown. I know all the traits.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, this is disgusting. This. He made me eat it. Well, he asked me. He goes, try. It's really crispy. And then I bit into it and the skin pulled off of it like human, like arm meat. It was crazy. It was pretty army hammer.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I felt like it because we got. We got. We didn't get fresh crackling, and now.

[Big J (Jay)]

I have the thirst.

[Sean Donnelly]

I feel like if you get crackling, it's got to be fresh.

[Bobby Kelly]

Got to be crackling right out of the crackle we got.

[Christine]

Crackle is the. Is the slogan of the show.

[Big J (Jay)]

And now I stalk the night for my prey because I have the thirst. Now, how old was this crackling?

[Sean Donnelly]

I need to find out.

[Bobby Kelly]

It had to be from this morning in a buffet. I got the last few pieces of the crackling, and the one that I gave him, though, looked like it was the best piece. But sometimes looks are deceiving. And that one, it was as hard.

[Big J (Jay)]

As you would think. It made me appreciate what Mike Tyson did to Evander Holyfield. Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's not easy to take flesh with your teeth. I agree.

[Christine]

I agree.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, let me give a proper introduction to our guests, everybody. The podcast, the Burbs Bros. Is available wherever you get your podcast. It is the great Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly joining us.

[Christine]

Thank you for having me, man.

[Sean Donnelly]

You guys.

[Christine]

Appreciate it. A lot of news since last time we talked, guys. A lot of news. A lot of things going on.

[Sean Donnelly]

Let me ask really quickly before we start on the. On the UFO news, Jay, have you. Have you come any closer to the fold here? Have you anything that you've seen, considering how much information is out there now? Are you closer to believing that that something is going on with. With UFOs and aliens in the. In the public, public domain?

[Big J (Jay)]

No, But I always. I like to listen burp.

[Sean Donnelly]

Nobody burped and said no.

[Big J (Jay)]

At the same time, I like to listen, though. I do like to listen to it all.

[Bobby Kelly]

I tell you, I tell you, I have been following something that's been going on.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, I thought Bobby was going to.

[Christine]

Tell you that your wife's having an affair.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't follow that anymore. I'm the one that initially set that up. I actually set that up.

[Big J (Jay)]

That guy's an alien, but he's an illegal. Al I.

[Bobby Kelly]

Once it happened, I got to step away and let her do her thing.

[Christine]

I asked my friends, what's up yours? How's your wife? She. He goes, hopefully having an affair.

[Bobby Kelly]

Man, I would love it if she was getting banged out while I was doing this show. That be me so happy. But she's not, because I show up and she still has the same face. No, I've been. I've been, you know, because I have had an encounter myself on the west side highway which I this last weekend had shown Shane and he said it was balloons.

[Christine]

Shane, who would change?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm not gonna name drop the foremost.

[Christine]

He's doing too. He's doing. He's too rich to think this is real, right?

[Big J (Jay)]

He's right.

[Sean Donnelly]

Is he completely. He's completely. He does not buy any of it.

[Big J (Jay)]

Now listen, all that money now I.

[Bobby Kelly]

Will give it to him.

[Sean Donnelly]

You want this to end.

[Bobby Kelly]

He did. He did tell me to Google cluster of balloons. It looked very similar, right? But I said are there a gray metallic cluster of balloons which they have.

[Big J (Jay)]

Bobby, can I ask you a question?

[Bobby Kelly]

Those are hard to find.

[Big J (Jay)]

Bobby, can I ask you a question?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J (Jay)]

What size of a venue do I have to sell out before you were listening to me when I told you it was balloons did it and that was only. I guess I don't know what it was called a year ago exactly.

[Christine]

Is that what it looked like?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it looked like a bunch of those together with a string.

[Christine]

Christine, it's buga sphere. It's B U G A.

[Bobby Kelly]

It looked like a bunch of bugaspheres together.

[Sean Donnelly]

You mean in a cluster or separately.

[Big J (Jay)]

They call that a murder of bugaspheres.

[Sean Donnelly]

Maybe yours was a. Maybe it was a cluster of balloons.

[Bobby Kelly]

The thing I'm following now which is intriguing me, I could have seen that.

[Sean Donnelly]

This is a real thing.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, the phantasm.

[Christine]

Well, there's controversy because the University of Georgia says it's 12,000 years old and other people. People don't. And I. I think anybody. If it is 12,000 years old, no one's going to care.

[Sean Donnelly]

They said it to get. It was in. It was in Colombia first, I believe in Mexico.

[Bobby Kelly]

Where did they find it?

[Sean Donnelly]

The BU in South America, just, you.

[Big J (Jay)]

Know, the bugas fear sounds like what you should call Davitel's Rogan sphere. Oh, I'm not in the Rogas sphere, but I. When David tells Boas fear. Right.

[Christine]

It's not making much of a difference on Patreon. I mean it's funny, but. Yeah, nobody's subscribing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Anybody can join. Just smoke a cigarette on the steps of.

[Christine]

That's how I got in the Boogers fear.

[Big J (Jay)]

I started smoking cigarettes to get the boogersphere.

[Sean Donnelly]

What's the new thing you're following?

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, Christine, bring it up. Now, apparently a meteor hit the ground and a guy found it and inside something came out and then it's. It started to grow Over. Over time. And then he took it and released it into water. Yeah, and it's getting bigger and bigger. Yeah, and people. And it looks like a. Like venom.

[Christine]

The symbiote.

[Bobby Kelly]

It looks like. Yeah, looks like a symbiotic from another planet.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. And one of the comments on one of the videos says it's two fish tied together trying to get. Trying to get loose.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, because if you look, this is the creepy. Look at this.

[Sean Donnelly]

It looks like stranger Things too. Like what takes over them in Stranger Things.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now, there's nothing on this planet that you can't. This is nothing that we know.

[Sean Donnelly]

No, and. But my thing is, you know, the Internet, it's monitored. If this was a real thing, these things would be off and this guy would be disappeared.

[Christine]

That's kind of what I think.

[Sean Donnelly]

He'd be in the wind. Because.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why would he be disappeared?

[Sean Donnelly]

Because this is a real actual alien. This guy got this far in posting his videos.

[Bobby Kelly]

The.

[Sean Donnelly]

The. Whatever you want to call it. CIA would ever be right on this.

[Christine]

Too many people have died for. For him to have survived.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, then. I don't believe it. I don't believe any of this. And I didn't see anything. It was balloons. It was a cluster of fucking balloons from some kid in the Bronx.

[Big J (Jay)]

I blame Comey.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's a very bir.

[Christine]

Creepy looking. It's really terrible. But my only. My thing is it is very creepy looking, but it is something I think AI could do, but. I don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean. But play this. Jay, look at this.

[Big J (Jay)]

Hey, I could make you Rambo in a fake trailer.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can they.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can we do that?

[Big J (Jay)]

It's been done.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, let's see this. All right, so we found this meteor.

[Big J (Jay)]

It's a rock with a face on it.

[Bobby Kelly]

It fell from the sky. Jay.

[Sean Donnelly]

It doesn't have a smiley face.

[Christine]

It looks like a potato, but.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah, potato.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then all of a sudden, he. He. It starts. Something's inside of it. Okay, not a leaf. He's put a leaf over it. And the leaf was actually burning up. Like this thing was actually burning the leaf in real time, by the way. You see that, right?

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah. You know what's really crazy? Now look back. Go back to that, please. Christine. I'd like to go back to that, please. Oh, you can't rewind because I think what was happening was he was magnifying glassing. Magnifying glassing the leaf from the top. Because if you saw there was some harsh sunlight coming.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, now watch this. Now watch this little thing coming out of It.

[Big J (Jay)]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Watch this. Okay.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

This little thing is moving. How do you get something to do that?

[Big J (Jay)]

You have to raise a Groot.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that's not. So you do believe?

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah. Yeah, I think the signal is here to save us. He's our salvation.

[Bobby Kelly]

So now look at. It becomes this. Yeah, it becomes this.

[Big J (Jay)]

What does our yellow go to?

[Bobby Kelly]

The other video.

[Big J (Jay)]

What is our yellow sun?

[Christine]

This is the one.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is the video. Now, that little thing grew into this. This thing, and he put it in a thing of water and just let it go.

[Big J (Jay)]

I got Instagram figured it out.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, that's what I mean.

[Big J (Jay)]

I think this hasn't made its way to, like, you know, anything else.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at this. Watch this.

[Sean Donnelly]

So somebody said they think it's two fish tied together with crap on top. And if you look at the bottom front, it does look like two fish.

[Bobby Kelly]

Where?

[Sean Donnelly]

The bottom front where it's flashing around.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guys, I'm trying to help you. A podcast here. And you guys. It's like sitting with J. Do I have three Js? I mean, let's make this happen.

[Christine]

Bobby's got a point, Sean. That's an alien if ever I've seen one.

[Sean Donnelly]

This thing's our next guest.

[Big J (Jay)]

No one's ever seen. Nobody's ever seen. No one's ever seen an adult betta fish because they always die from a carnival bowl you got them in. But maybe that's what they turn into when they get bigger.

[Bobby Kelly]

But this thing is grow day. It gets bigger and bigger.

[Big J (Jay)]

You've got that from Devil's Gazing on Instagram.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're making my eye hurt. You're making my eye hurt.

[Sean Donnelly]

They have. They have a new one that's like. It's even bigger, right? Yeah.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, a tick tock user kin Panama posted it. So.

[Sean Donnelly]

So it's got to be true.

[Big J (Jay)]

So, yeah, he figures we should probably run this up the tick tock ladder. Let's compete with elderly cholas dancing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Guys, I'm trying. I'm trying to. I'm trying to be a part of this.

[Sean Donnelly]

I appreciate it.

[Christine]

Why is that alien suddenly pro Israel?

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait a minute. Where do you see fish, by the way? I want to see where the fish.

[Sean Donnelly]

I don't. I don't. Somebody said that. I don't think it is that. It's you.

[Big J (Jay)]

By the way, this thing. This thing turned down the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

[Christine]

I got TI in my eye on that. That was good.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's actually still.

[Big J (Jay)]

So I can't be all that bad.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's the only one that did give.

[Big J (Jay)]

You all that bad Bull cut Lee. Bull. Cut. Lee. In this scene.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, it'll. It'll. It'll take a little body snatch us. But it's got principles.

[Christine]

Riyadh. Riyadh Festival. Wayne Brady and friends. And this comes out.

[Big J (Jay)]

This thing is great at improv. You give this thing a. You give this thing a job and an accent, it's going to go to work.

[Christine]

Oh my God.

[Big J (Jay)]

Now let him cook.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is there another video? I think there's another video where it actually got bigger.

[Sean Donnelly]

Got even bigger.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J (Jay)]

Really? I'd be surprised that it's not seven bazillion videos of the only alien video we have now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now there's a lot of things going on there.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's how it is now, which. Now that looks like venom or looks like.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, that's out of the water. That. It couldn't be a fish. It's not a crab. You have crabs.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yo, it looks like the thing from Return of the Living Dead. The.

[Christine]

This is just the water in Flint.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, look at that thing. That's crazy.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, Kim Panama.

[Bobby Kelly]

Kim Panama figured it out and he.

[Big J (Jay)]

Only follows five people.

[Christine]

I can't even notice this. I just notice how much more of a following Kim Panama has compared to me. And I'm like, fuck this guy.

[Sean Donnelly]

So what is it saying? But also like.

[Big J (Jay)]

I mean, it's a crab. All right?

[Sean Donnelly]

For something that looks terrifying. It hasn't killed kin Panama yet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's not a crab.

[Big J (Jay)]

Well, he raised it. Now we have to do is leave this thing away from Kim Panama for like 10 years and see if when they are reunited, if the thing goes to it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Like that lion.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Come from England.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look how big it got. Oh my God. Yeah, it's terrifying.

[Sean Donnelly]

I'll give you that.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's going under the. I mean, it's getting bigger and bigger every week.

[Sean Donnelly]

But then why is it. But they don't have anything like the bugasphere thing. He said like they went. They had it carbon dated 12,000 years old.

[Bobby Kelly]

So your alien sphere is real and my fucking venom's not real. Okay. I hope mine's real because when it comes, I'm gonna say you didn't believe. Get him. Crab with glitter on it. It's. Is he tortured a crab? You think it's a gay crab?

[Sean Donnelly]

If this is special effect, this guy's amazing.

[Christine]

This guy should go to prison for.

[Big J (Jay)]

What he's done to this crab.

[Christine]

He starts. He starts co hosting a podcast with it and just destroys ours.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not. That's not A crab.

[Big J (Jay)]

Do you think this is what the Exxon Valdes disaster caused?

[Christine]

This is very BP oil.

[Bobby Kelly]

They just put oil over kittens.

[Big J (Jay)]

Big oil. This is big oil again.

[Sean Donnelly]

They wash it off. It's just a duck. It's a pure white duck.

[Big J (Jay)]

They'd rather tell you it's an alien than that.

[Sean Donnelly]

I think it's terrifying. And I. I don't know why anybody has. Nobody else has been like, why isn't there a thousand people outside Ken Panama's place?

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

He'S.

[Christine]

He's.

[Sean Donnelly]

In, like, he's in South America.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you can't get there. The tariffs and all the going on, it's hard to get down there.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, the alien tariffs.

[Christine]

We need to start making our own aliens. I don't know why that became JFK.

[Sean Donnelly]

100% tariffs on aliens.

[Bobby Kelly]

Both of them are taken by ICE.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, that'd be great if they deported our aliens.

[Christine]

Something we didn't cover on our show. That's become like a big news thing. And this was like eight months ago. I don't know if you remember this, Sean. Maybe you guys remember too.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is it that we have our first show in the Fishbone.

[Christine]

That was Miami and all these people were seeing like 8 foot, 10 foot tall shadow people. The Miami Mall. And there was a.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's a funny.

[Christine]

There was a ton of cops there. I remember people still swear by it. There's like still like regular ass people swearing by this video.

[Big J (Jay)]

It's the Miami Heat. No one knows the players anymore.

[Sean Donnelly]

Cops.

[Christine]

There's videos of all the cops there, which could be anything, but since Jimmy.

[Big J (Jay)]

Butler left, they're just a bunch of tall shadow people. Miami Heat. There's no names in the team anymore. There's giant tall shadow people and I think five below starting to half pull down their gate.

[Christine]

Upon further inspection, it was actually Chris Bosh, Another Chipotle.

[Big J (Jay)]

They had to pull the gate halfway down. I know we still have five minutes open technically, but we're just letting the people in, out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now. This fear. I want to know about this fear. They. They found this in the jungle underground. They dug it up.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, the sphere. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just find it.

[Sean Donnelly]

This guy found it and.

[Bobby Kelly]

Underneath the ground. Did he like.

[Christine]

No, he found it on the ground.

[Sean Donnelly]

Found it on the ground.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was just out.

[Sean Donnelly]

It was like. It was like deactivated, whatever it was. But it went from, from, from. It was in. I think it was. That one was in Mexico. And then it went to Georgia and they had it tested at University of Georgia and they have all the paperwork online. You can see multiple video videos of people describing the paperwork. You can check out the paperwork online. And it was carbon dated. The metal from the object was 12,000 years old. Like, it was, like, from way back in the day.

[Christine]

But now universities have become so politicized, either left or right, that it's probably going to be impossible to get an accurate read on this.

[Bobby Kelly]

But it's metal. Did they describe.

[Big J (Jay)]

Harvard's not going to believe the Jewish theories.

[Bobby Kelly]

Neither is Columbia or all the other ones. The only one that's going to believe it is Bunker Hill Community College.

[Sean Donnelly]

We have to pretend it's a Christmas ball just to get it through. The.

[Big J (Jay)]

Harvard hates Jews so much, they turned on Brendan Frazier, and he was walking them to a championship. He was walking them to a championship. He was the best player in all of white football. And they fucking. What did they do the second they found. He's Jewish Jew, go home. Swastikas everywhere in soft helmet football. Philadelphia is such a racist place. They would celebrate all of their black athletes as long as they win championships.

[Christine]

Was that. What was that he was in with? It was Joe Pesci and Brendan Frazier.

[Bobby Kelly]

That was honors.

[Christine]

Honors with honors.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. That was the worst speech at the end. Let me tell you something. I'm Joe Pesci and I'm doing a character, but it's the same character with a little oomph on the end of my words. You don't think I'm smart? Maybe I'm not, but politically, I can't say it. Shut the up.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's homeless.

[Bobby Kelly]

How to be a mobster, you short.

[Big J (Jay)]

I call that a Lara Flynn Boyle vehic. With honors. The Lara Flynn Boyle vehicle.

[Christine]

Because you forget, like, Joe Pesci was so great in, like, a couple movies that, like, you're like, why'd this guy disappear? And then you, like, go through the 90s. You're like, oh, rap album, R B album with honors. Like, you can just keep seeing, like.

[Sean Donnelly]

A crooner one, too. He wanted to be like, a Frank Sinatra type.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he got the four. What is it? The.

[Big J (Jay)]

The.

[Bobby Kelly]

The Valley, bro. What's his name? The. What's that?

[Christine]

Frank Valley.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, no. Frankie Valli.

[Sean Donnelly]

Those videos are crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

He actually got. He was. He was a crooner to begin with.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, he really was.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's that for the record, Frankie?

[Sean Donnelly]

Jersey Boys.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jersey Boys. That. He was the guy that got that band together.

[Sean Donnelly]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Joe.

[Bobby Kelly]

Joe Pesci.

[Sean Donnelly]

Four seasons.

[Big J (Jay)]

I'll tell you this again, though, that we're all crooners in here. Everybody in this room is a crooner.

[Bobby Kelly]

You say tomato, I say tomato.

[Big J (Jay)]

Tomato, tomato, tomato.

[Bobby Kelly]

We call the whole thing.

[Big J (Jay)]

Is that easy. We just crooned. That's how horrible. Yes. It had to be talent that people can do while drunk. It's like crooning is the bowling of music. It's like bowling of athletics. It's really. It's. You don't have to do anything.

[Sean Donnelly]

You ever see the Frankie Valley videos? Now that when he goes and does shows now they just play the record and then he just stands there and moves his.

[Bobby Kelly]

Talk about aliens.

[Christine]

Frankie Valley. Now they have the son of. Have you seen Son of Chucky? The son of Chucky looks like Frankie Valli now. Like, there's the same vacancy in the face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine, can you find out if Joe Pesci really started that?

[Sean Donnelly]

You just made that up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, I did that. And I found the boogers for you. You guys should be singing together.

[Sean Donnelly]

But the. The boogers fear. That's a real thing. But I don't. You know, I think they.

[Big J (Jay)]

I know. I've been in it since 2002. The boogers view.

[Bobby Kelly]

I've never been in it.

[Sean Donnelly]

You open it up, it's a box set of stakes from.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, what is it? What?

[Big J (Jay)]

My first. My first day in the boomer.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hang on a second. Really? This just in. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. My. That was balloons. I saw. And Joe Pesi did not start the business.

[Big J (Jay)]

Me and you, the way they said.

[Christine]

It, it's like they're responding to Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Christine]

And Joe Pishy did not start the.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he was instrumental in their formation by introducing his friends Frankie Valley to the songwriter Bob G. Wordio. So. All right. But this thing that they found, this sphere. Yeah.

[Christine]

That's not even the biggest news, guys.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's not. We'll get to that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is it metal?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

So it's metal from this planet.

[Sean Donnelly]

It has those.

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Sean Donnelly]

We know it's metal. We know.

[Christine]

No, it's metal, but it's information.

[Bobby Kelly]

Real quick. Did it say Made in USA anywhere on it?

[Christine]

So it says Made in Taiwan, Bobby.

[Sean Donnelly]

It had a Trump tie inside.

[Christine]

No, but it did it. The, the thing that's different about it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Was there a swastik around?

[Christine]

But the thing about that's different about the Buga sphere and also some metal they found. I don't know if it was UA or so.

[Big J (Jay)]

I don't know.

[Christine]

Something like that is just saying words.

[Big J (Jay)]

These all sound like. These sound like offensive linemen from.

[Christine]

Can you google if I know what the I'm talking about? But it's. It's a formation we haven't seen before. So it's like metals that are alloyed together.

[Sean Donnelly]

I'm sorry.

[Christine]

Yeah. There's no Earth explanation.

[Big J (Jay)]

Is there a way to reverse is. I was trying to reverse engineer that or something.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's put together like, you know how they have like, you know when you put together these metals they have like, you know, the isotopes and like the atomic arrangement of it. These, this one, the sphere and some other things from the past have been set up in a way for us to do. We don't have the wherewithal to do it on this now. Humans don't have the ability to do it.

[Bobby Kelly]

When was the. The wheel or the sphere invented back then?

[Sean Donnelly]

They don't know what. They don't know what.

[Big J (Jay)]

I think it was right around when Rogan came back for a second roll. Okay. Pardon me.

[Christine]

It's what the oldest like human civilization we know. I guess it's like 4, 4500 BC. I'm not sure. Totally sure. The first was Sumerians, right? That's the first one that we know.

[Sean Donnelly]

So basically, if it's really 12,000 years old. Where the hell did it come from?

[Christine]

Well, the theory. There are theory. What I'm trying to get at is that there's theories that like this isn't the first time around for humans and there were other societies that were wiped out and like it's a. It's a constant eugenics experiment and essentially every once in a while these super beings just kind of flatten the field and start over.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, could it be though that.

[Big J (Jay)]

Are you saying Hitler was right? I'm sorry. Between the lines. I think a little. A little. But I fancy co signing the work of Hitler.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here you go.

[Big J (Jay)]

Right here.

[Sean Donnelly]

Here's all the info I'm never going.

[Christine]

To get on the Nelk boys.

[Sean Donnelly]

It was Columbia this year. Has formations unlike anything seen before. Its composition and advanced internal architecture discovered through scientific analysis. It led to speculation about its origin and defied conventional manufacturing methods. So that's what they're talking about when they said it, like how it was built. They don't know how this thing was built. And they now they have the. The carbon dating. It dates from 12,000 years.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is there a Pokeman inside?

[Sean Donnelly]

There is. It's a Char Dar.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know what.

[Sean Donnelly]

I don't know what the Pokemon.

[Christine]

You don't know. But it's good that you don't know. Don't look at me like I don't even have kids. You have like a stepson. If I knew.

[Big J (Jay)]

Sean, what's that new Japanese toy? All the kids like, all the girls in school outfits like, you know, the.

[Christine]

Ones that you say are gonna be really pretty when they get older.

[Big J (Jay)]

You know those ones not hot, but.

[Christine]

Like pretty like you think you'd make a good husband been for them.

[Bobby Kelly]

What? All right, so you say you have something bigger than this? Something better.

[Big J (Jay)]

Bigger.

[Christine]

It's a bigger news.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's. Well, it's been going on for a while. It's. It's Three Eye Atlas. I don't know if you guys have heard about this. It's a. It's a. It's a meteor that is headed for. Towards the direction of Earth. And there's a sci and Harvard scientist named Avi Loeb who has been quoted as saying he's like we have to.

[Big J (Jay)]

Think the Holocaust never happened. Right? He was noticing.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's definitely.

[Sean Donnelly]

Brother. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. He wrote the song actually. And he full on says that we have to think outside the box. And this thing that's coming towards us seems to be like intelligently operated. It's been changing path on Its own. It's not natural. It's bigger than most meteors.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what's weird? I'll tell you what's weird is that somebody was explaining Elon Musk all the stuff he's doing right now. Now he's the richest guy in the world.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

He knows stuff we don't know.

[Sean Donnelly]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everything he's doing is tunnels, batteries, Twitter. Space. Space.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everything he's doing is to figure out a way to get the off this planet and get to another planet. Because he might know something's about to happen to us in the next 50 years and he wants to be.

[Christine]

That's very.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just made that number up.

[Christine]

Very optimistic.

[Bobby Kelly]

I literally just think that's fine. He thinks five something's coming because everything he's doing is to. To live on another planet under the ground. Get there, go underground, use the sun for energy.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

To. I mean if you look at all the stuff he does.

[Sean Donnelly]

I agree. And you see the other billionaires are setting up if you want who might stay here setting Amazon. Yeah. They're setting up bunkers in New Zealand.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. And in Hawaii they're doing all these crazy bunkers.

[Christine]

Just.

[Sean Donnelly]

Just.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're not telling people.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes. They know something.

[Bobby Kelly]

Something, something.

[Big J (Jay)]

I have a man cave.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not going to protect you from what's coming.

[Big J (Jay)]

What do you mean? I got dry cereal and video games.

[Bobby Kelly]

How much dry cereal?

[Big J (Jay)]

Like Costco boxes.

[Sean Donnelly]

Foosball table.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah, I got a foosball table. Electric drums.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay's going to.

[Big J (Jay)]

Is there going to be electricity? I don't have a generator. Is there going to be electricity involved?

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay's going to be just this thin thing with a big head in a chair playing video games.

[Big J (Jay)]

I am the oracle.

[Bobby Kelly]

So. So what do they say? This thing has come. Is it a ship?

[Sean Donnelly]

So they don't know. But. But Avi Loeb is saying we have to be open to the idea that it is a ship. And the idea that what he says the way a trajectory that it's on it naturally making Taking this path. There's like a.0001. He does the whole math. Like you can just. Countless interviews.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can literally say the math to us right now. And we'd accept it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Right.

[Christine]

Well that's what he did with us and we immediately accepted him.

[Sean Donnelly]

But also he's legit.

[Big J (Jay)]

I'm not so f.

[Christine]

You crack your knuckles.

[Big J (Jay)]

He goes I've been waiting to use my man cave.

[Christine]

You do the Goodwill hunting thing. Like none of this makes sense.

[Big J (Jay)]

You know these video games have Loading times. I can't just play video. I occupy my mind between. I can't just crush candy.

[Christine]

But yeah, there's a couple things. Well, that's the. There's one actually that's from.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's been.

[Christine]

He's been releasing an article like every day. Like the letter. But the one from three days ago, Christine is like where he really breaks it down.

[Sean Donnelly]

The one about bad bunnies is weirdest. But everything else is.

[Big J (Jay)]

He's upset about the Super Bowl. Bad bunny would be involved. That probably would get aliens pissed off enough to come here to find a bad bunny. Come on. Who's that halftime show for?

[Christine]

There are some other things about it. It is emitting way more. It's emitting way less water than a normal comet does. It has changed colors and tilted.

[Bobby Kelly]

Does it have truck lights on?

[Big J (Jay)]

Changed colors? What was it? Post Malone and Michigan Kelly's music. Hey, the first person to find out comets emit water.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Big J (Jay)]

Guys, ignore Jacob. I'm sorry you didn't waste your time. They have limited time here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob.

[Christine]

You want to pull the brakes every.

[Big J (Jay)]

Five seconds with common knowledge, you idiot. Eat one of his girlfriend's shitty shitt stupid cupcakes, please.

[Christine]

I think they look pretty good. She didn't make.

[Big J (Jay)]

I'm sure they're fantastic, but it's in the way of our super expensive bento box we brought.

[Bobby Kelly]

Of course she didn't make them.

[Christine]

Oh, I didn't make it.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's a blindian.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah, she's black and Indian. We're working on a racist name for that. We can't figure it out yet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine had to go on blindian, I think it was.

[Big J (Jay)]

Well, the problem is if you put Indian in front of the nword, it's just mostly the nw.

[Bobby Kelly]

We can ask the aliens when they come. All right, so what's going on with it?

[Sean Donnelly]

So basically what I was trying to say before is like the math Avi Loeb saying the math of it is like for it to be taking the path it's taking on. Its like a natural and be a natural object. There's like a.0010 chance that that even would happen. There's like very minimal chance that this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thing selling out the gar in my. My comedy career.

[Christine]

If you kidnapped AOC maybe, but you.

[Big J (Jay)]

Should keep that in the back of your mind as a possibility.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, don't get political on the show. They don't like it.

[Big J (Jay)]

No, Bobby, don't seek her out. But if you cross paths, it's got to be heavier.

[Christine]

It's actually heavier. Than a normal comet. That's why they're saying.

[Bobby Kelly]

How do they know? Can I. This is what me up. I know they listen. How do you know how heavy it is?

[Big J (Jay)]

Instruments.

[Sean Donnelly]

They. The James Webb Telescope. The James Webb Telescope.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, sorry. Don't look at it.

[Big J (Jay)]

You need me to say it? The James Hotel.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm sorry, what was it?

[Big J (Jay)]

The James W.E. telescope instrument.

[Bobby Kelly]

How does a telescope know it's weight?

[Sean Donnelly]

Because it's. It's. It's.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait. Stop. Go ahead. Jay.

[Big J (Jay)]

Listen. I could just tell you this, but you drag these guys out of bed and you make them come here. I guess they'll tell you we just.

[Christine]

Got up an hour ago. That's true.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's 6 o'.

[Christine]

Clock.

[Sean Donnelly]

I'm pretty sure it's based off the light that's given off the speed read. The size of. The size of what the object's being shown. Like they can just tell with area of space it's going through. They can tell how fast it should be going.

[Bobby Kelly]

So. Really? So if I have.

[Big J (Jay)]

Are you. When you say it like this. Did you get it now?

[Bobby Kelly]

I got it.

[Big J (Jay)]

Thank you. I don't know if you understand. You probably understand when he's saying those normal words.

[Bobby Kelly]

When you said it, it made sense to me. Could you translate for the rest of the show?

[Christine]

I speak. They're nervous. As you trust in parts that this thing has a bunch of little ships inside.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but what if it's made of cheese curl stuff?

[Sean Donnelly]

That'd be amazing.

[Christine]

It's a moon cheese.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's a Cheetos viral campaign. That'd be awesome.

[Big J (Jay)]

Cheeto dust.

[Christine]

All I know is there's a lot of news coming in about this. There's. We're talking about nuking a comet that may be coming into our orbit. That was another story. Like the movies. Oh, Jay.

[Bobby Kelly]

We should sign up to go.

[Big J (Jay)]

I don't know if they use oil riggers for that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we could be oil riggers.

[Sean Donnelly]

You show up and you say you're oil rig. Royal rigors.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah, we could just show up and see royal rigors. You're gonna have to grow a little more of a beard if I'm being honest. And I'm gonna have to get mine a little more unmanicured. I can't show up with these popping club eyebrows. They're not gonna believe I'm up there getting ready to do some grunt work. Hey, why do your work boots only look like they're for style? Because they are. Method Man's boots are clean too. That's why he's not up here on this meteor. I'd love to fly to the meteor. Nobody was a professional last time they did it.

[Christine]

No, no, that's true.

[Big J (Jay)]

Nobody's a professional. They were the best types to get well. I mean the pilots were. But besides that, it was Michael Clark Duncan who. Let's be honest right there. I know how they move us around on an airplane for weight problems. That's gotta be a hell of a fucking thing to figure out on a spaceship.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, for sure.

[Big J (Jay)]

Steve Buscemi, who they knew was gonna get space dementia.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's making it back heavy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Last time he decided.

[Sean Donnelly]

Excuse me, Mr. Duncan. We have to move you to the front of the Space Channel.

[Big J (Jay)]

I apologize. I don't understand why a spaceship. Doesn't it matter? Doesn't even mean let me take away your fear. So John, coffee. Like a drink but spelled different.

[Bobby Kelly]

So. So, so you. This thing is coming to Earth. It's on its way. Can I ask a question? They know how much it weighs. They know it's. It's emitting less water.

[Sean Donnelly]

They know the size of it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now when is it going to be here?

[Sean Donnelly]

In time for the holidays?

[Christine]

Yeah, they say November. It'll be here.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's not coming.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's a Black Friday.

[Big J (Jay)]

Well if it's the Eagles play on Black Friday. Oh, I died doing what I love watching the Eagles.

[Bobby Kelly]

So it's going to be here that fast?

[Sean Donnelly]

That's what they say.

[Bobby Kelly]

So what are they going to do? Are they going to try to prevent it? Are they going to go meet it?

[Christine]

Well, there's another threat to the story.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is somebody on an organ going well.

[Christine]

This is why we can't. This is why. I mean the UAP to be the UAP community is kind of like the defense community, defense contractors where there's different.

[Bobby Kelly]

Camps, you guys have your own flag.

[Christine]

But there is. But there is a belief that by Jeremy Corbel, Sean's friends with and George Knapp who's has been on Burbs Bros. In our archives. Guys. But there is a belief that our government could be setting up a false flag attack with a spaceship. And the good thing about doing that is if you have enemies in space that we can't see, then we can fund wars forever.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well that's true. They get. They bring us together to fight one enemy as a world.

[Big J (Jay)]

I don't think that's what the plan is.

[Sean Donnelly]

Remember when Ronald Reagan said it when he was talking about Star wars which.

[Christine]

Everybody made fun of him?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He was like get win one for the Gipper.

[Big J (Jay)]

All Right. Well, this tells me one thing, and this is why I don't like to believe in this stuff. Christine, our days are numbered. Every day we have right now is a gift. So before you regret it, in your last moments, when the ray beams are coming down this Halloween, I think you should definitely wear no pants and just a shirt when you're giving out candy this year. And show the neighbor kids, because now you have limited time to make a stamp.

[Christine]

You understand that was going.

[Bobby Kelly]

And guess this. I'm bringing Max to your neighborhood if that's happening.

[Big J (Jay)]

Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to see Auntie Christine's cooter.

[Big J (Jay)]

Yeah, just. Just your cooch hanging out. Just a little bit. Just a taste. And then when you. And then when you bend over to reach into the jack lantern to get them their candy, a little t. Just butthole. And I'm telling you, you make. Those kids are never going to grow up and get to experience women and love.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big J (Jay)]

So fix that for them.

[Sean Donnelly]

Die happy.

[Bobby Kelly]

God.

[Big J (Jay)]

Why do they.

[Christine]

There is a belief that some of these beings run off sexual energy. Energy.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, there you go, Christine. Maybe you'll be saved and brought into the planet.

[Christine]

That's an occult thing, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

So there are they sexual energy, Christine.

[Big J (Jay)]

Because you don't forget to work the booger spheres.

[Bobby Kelly]

So if they run up 6.

[Big J (Jay)]

Don't ignore the booger spheres.

[Christine]

I'm gonna go motorboat Christine's boogers.

[Big J (Jay)]

Hey, walking down there. Watch the bugas fears while you're down there.

[Bobby Kelly]

If they run up section. If they run off sexual energy, me and Jay's houses are safe.

[Big J (Jay)]

Oh, yeah, we're fine. We're not going to show up on their radar.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob says.

[Big J (Jay)]

Is it a heat radar? He's not going to show up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob is safe as pie.

[Christine]

Jacob's house.

[Sean Donnelly]

It'll deflect the.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're the only survivors, so most of the show will be here.

[Big J (Jay)]

Black Blue is going to be possessed by that venom thing by the end of the week. He never. Not fucking.

[Bobby Kelly]

That.

[Sean Donnelly]

That black. That venom thing is black. I was going to say relapsing.

[Christine]

Hey, come on, man.

[Sean Donnelly]

Swinging a.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right, well, listen, the podcast. What's the name of the podcast again?

[Christine]

BBS Bros. Bros. You should both do it.

[Sean Donnelly]

I'll. Come on. I would love to come on Mondays at 5.

[Christine]

Whenever you're doing the stand, just come.

[Bobby Kelly]

We'll record right before Busy every.

[Sean Donnelly]

Whenever you.

[Christine]

God damn it. Time you're doing the stand, just let us know and we'll get in there beforehand. He's not going to let us know.

[Bobby Kelly]

What time Monday night? 5pm we're here show five to seven.

[Christine]

I know. That's what I mean. Anytime you do the. We'll.

[Bobby Kelly]

We'll do a special recording at night.

[Christine]

Before. Yeah, before your spot.

[Big J (Jay)]

Should we do it together? Wherever.

[Christine]

In the stand?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes, that would be great. Please. We'd love it.

[Christine]

I mean I'll go through Christine because I know you guys, you're getting.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're getting a believer and a naysayer.

[Big J (Jay)]

Who's a naysayer?

[Sean Donnelly]

That's what we.

[Big J (Jay)]

I believe it's coming. I just told Christine the Flash. All the kids are.

[Christine]

You would have said that whether there were aliens or not.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not. You actually said it.

[Big J (Jay)]

Guilty. Okay. Got me. All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bird bros. Dan St. Germaine and Sean Donnelly. It's available at patreon.com bir bros. And make sure you subscribe to Dan St. Germaine on [e-mail] St. Germain and what else you got? Where's your stuff, Shawn?

[Sean Donnelly]

I'm at Shoney time on Instagram if you want to check me out. And I'm Shawnee Donnelly on YouTube and.

[Bobby Kelly]

Make sure you check out Big J. Big J is going to be this weekend at the Portland Comedy Club in Portland from the second to the fourth. And then the funny bone in Columbus, October 10th and the 11th. He has another date that just came out. What was that, Jay?

[Big J (Jay)]

Pasadena.

[Bobby Kelly]

Pasadena, good, California.

[Big J (Jay)]

That's October 24th and 5th.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. The ticket link will be on your site shortly so make sure you check that. Just go to bigjcomedy.com and find out where he's going to be near you because he is one of the funniest guys. Guys walk in YouTube.com bigjokerson live shows he does and his specials are up there. Go support him please.

[Big J (Jay)]

And Bobby Kelly is going to be accommodating the Carlson in Rochester, New York October 10th and 11th. Port Charlotte, October 17th and 18th. And then he's going over to Tampa, Florida, Emmaus, Pennsylvania, New Orleans for skank fest and so much more. For tickets and all tour dates go to punch up that live Robert Kelly. Check out his YouTube page, YouTube.com Robert KellyComedy and on my YouTube page tonight I'm going to be going live around 9:30 after skanks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Big Monday, Big Monday.

[Big J (Jay)]

And then our big, big, big guest on Monday, Marcus King joining us in the fishbowl if you want to be a part of that. We're letting have about 15 people in there. It's going to be next Monday, October 6th at 2:30. But Jacob, that's what my dentist appointment is. 2:30. Yes. It's podcast month over here. Sirius XM. We want you to be a part. Sign up for a chance to [e-mail] podcast month. Podcasts month. There's an essay after that. T podcast month. SiriusXM.com podcast month for your chance to hang out with us and watch Marcus King perform live.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay I'm bleeding.

[Big J (Jay)]

Thank you, Burbs bros. Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm bleeding. Thank you guys.

[Big J (Jay)]

You're bleeding.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm bleeding.

[Big J (Jay)]

Christ. You want me to suck it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, suck it. Crackle, crack.

[Christine]

Get that alien in here. I see a great change for you in the next five years.

[Bobby Kelly]

You sure? Cause I just got a five year price guarantee for talk, text and data in Metro. Only $25 guaranteed. Is that even possible?

[Christine]

Metro did it.

[Bobby Kelly]

The stars must be aligning. They are. That's why one line with all the 5G data is only $25 with autopay. Well, I see a great change in my future. Only at Metro.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's $30 your first month or without autopay.

[Big J (Jay)]

And you need to activate online price guarantee exclusions apply.

[Christine]

Csight for details.