The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly Episode: Sinners with Chris Stanley Release Date: June 12, 2025

1. Technical Glitches and Introduction

The episode kicks off with Jay Oakerson (01:06) and Robert Kelly (01:06) humorously addressing a technical hiccup:

• Robert: "You know, after 30 seconds, dude, we're in our asses jammed up. You think Wu Tang isn't checking to make sure Faction Talk isn't playing more than 30 seconds? Are you out of your goddamn mind?" (01:06)

This lighthearted banter sets the tone for an unfiltered and candid conversation.

2. Navigating TSA Clear and Concealed Carry Permits

Jay and Bobby delve into the complexities of obtaining concealed carry permits and the TSA Clear program:

• Robert: "Once I'm strapped. I'm so close to being strapped, Lou, it's crazy." (02:18)

  Discussing his application for a concealed carry license, Robert shares the bureaucratic challenges he faces.

• Jay: "Years and years and years ago, I looked in that, trying to get, like, a rifle license. And unfortunately, I've been arrested a number of times..." (03:04)

  Jay recounts his past attempts and the hurdles imposed by multiple arrests, highlighting the stringent requirements for obtaining a permit.

• Robert: "They hawk clear like they're selling comedy club tickets in Times Square." (06:07)

  criticizing the aggressive marketing tactics of the Clear program representatives.

Their dialogue underscores the frustration with governmental processes and the desire for streamlined access to security programs.

3. In-Depth Movie Discussion: "Sinners"

A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting the film "Sinners," featuring guest Chris Stanley:

• Jay: "I did see Sinners. It was Black Dust till dawn." (15:05)

  They analyze pivotal scenes, such as the barn sequence that intertwines generations of black music, and critique character developments and plot devices.

• Robert: "The big problem was the Punisher. I mean, was like, you heard all the rumors about him wanting to be with dudes." (12:03)

  The hosts explore the film's portrayal of complex relationships and societal issues, employing their trademark blunt humor.

• Jay: "They really want to show you how far they've come along in the technology of this since Double Impact..." (17:13)

  Discussing special effects and technical aspects, Jay highlights areas where the movie falls short.

Their candid critique provides listeners with a comprehensive overview of the film's strengths and weaknesses, blending insightful commentary with comedic relief.

4. Pop Culture and Media Critique

Continuing their analysis, Jay and Bobby navigate various aspects of pop culture, including:

• Stephen King Adaptations:

  • Robert: "How does Stephen King do it time and time again? Something, anything Stephen King related if it doesn't end in a stupid alien." (41:36)

    They express frustration over recurring alien themes in King’s adaptations, juxtaposing them with the original literary works.

• "50 Shades of Grey" and Erotica:

  • Jay: "The character of Christian Gray, he was a billionaire, captain of industry, Bruce Wayne type but he was also a crack baby." (53:26)

    Exploring the origins and impact of erotica in modern literature and film, Jay and Robert critique character development and narrative choices.

• Vampire Lore and Representation:

  • Robert: "What's your favorite vampire movie? Lost Boys." (45:50)

    They humorously debate the practicality and aesthetics of vampire myths, questioning the plausibility and cultural representations in media.

5. Sports Talk: Buffalo Bills and Player Performances

Shifting gears, the hosts engage in a spirited discussion about the Buffalo Bills and their star player, Josh Allen:

• Jay: "I'm a Buffalo Bills fan. Became a Bills fan. I just like to gamble." (36:03)

  Jay expresses his support for the team, while Robert critiques player performances and team strategies.

• Robert: "Imagine him running lines with her. Throw that ball. Make that money." (37:17)

  The conversation highlights the interplay between sports performance and personal biases, infused with humor and playful jabs.

6. Final Thoughts and Closing Remarks

Wrapping up the episode, Jay and Robert reflect on their discussions and tease upcoming shows:

• Robert: "Chris, thank you so much for being here." (57:29)

  • Jay: "Thank you." (57:37)

  They encourage listeners to check out Chris Stanley's podcast and promote their upcoming live shows, maintaining engagement with their audience.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Robert on Concealed Carry: "I have to stand online like a piece of garbage." (03:56)
• Jay on Secretive Operations: "You know, the process of the BBL'd already fat lady who comes over to use her fingerprints to turn it on." (07:12)
• Robert on Movie Plot Twists: "When you find out retrospectively that when you find out you've blindfold fucked somebody and you find out who it was on the other side of that blindfold, it's never gonna be Cassie." (13:17)
• Jay on Vampires: "If you could turn to a vampire and you're fat and nothing's ever gonna change, that would suck." (45:50)

Conclusion

In this episode of "The Bonfire," Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly deliver a blend of sharp humor and honest critique across various topics, including movie analyses, pop culture phenomena, and personal anecdotes about navigating complex systems like TSA Clear. Their engaging dialogue, punctuated with memorable quotes, offers both entertainment and insightful commentary, making it a valuable listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.

Note: Times in brackets refer to the timestamp in the original transcript for reference.