Solo Play with Chris Stanley

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Solo Play with Chris Stanley" on The Bonfire

Episode: Solo Play with Chris Stanley
Release Date: April 22, 2025
Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Guest: Chris Stanley

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1. Introduction and Initial Banter (00:45 - 03:15)

The episode kicks off with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly diving into humorous anecdotes about nitrous oxide use at gatherings. They joke about improper usage at events like the Juggalos, highlighting the comedic mishaps that ensue.

• Big Jay: "I really, I took so much nitrous at the gathering of the Juggalos this year and found that I was doing it wrong. I was having a blast." [01:14]

Robert adds to the banter by misnaming nitrous oxide as "galaxy gas" and pokes fun at Jay for being out of touch.

• Robert Kelly: "But you're old Boomer, not hitting Galaxy gas." [01:26]

The conversation segues into the dangers associated with nitrous oxide misuse, touching upon high-energy parties and potential health risks.

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2. Cruise Ship Safety and Mishaps (03:15 - 07:00)

The hosts transition to discussing cruise ships, expressing skepticism about their safety measures. They humorously critique the lack of proper rescue equipment, like helicopters, on cruise ships.

• Big Jay: "I don't understand why they have... Why is there not a helicopter with a huge light to go down and save anyone who falls off the boat?" [05:35]

Robert imagines absurd scenarios, suggesting that cruise ships should have dedicated helicopter pilots to handle emergencies.

• Robert Kelly: "All you need is like a MASH style helicopter... to take shifts." [07:05]

They further lampoon the idea by referencing the fictional Allman Brothers performing nearby and the chaotic nature of party-centric cruises.

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3. Guest Host Chris Stanley Joins (03:56 - 07:00)

Chris Stanley is introduced as the guest host, known from "The Bennington Show" and "High Society Radio." The trio engages in comedic exchanges about the opulent and often absurd experiences associated with high-profile cruises and festivals.

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4. Jared Leto's Mars Island Festival (07:00 - 16:00)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to satirical discussions about Jared Leto's rumored "Mars Island Festival" in Croatia. The hosts mock the extravagance and questionable activities associated with such events.

• Big Jay: "It's all a band that I don't even think makes... It's him and a thousand women." [11:22]

Robert fantasizes about attending the festival, humorously suggesting exorbitant price packages and ludicrous sexual propositions.

• Robert Kelly: "You and I will go there and we'll suck him off." [16:37]

The conversation highlights their characteristic blunt humor, blending real celebrity personas with exaggerated fictional scenarios.

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5. The Deja and Usher Incident (25:00 - 41:00)

The hosts recount a fictional or exaggerated incident involving a guest named Deja and the celebrity Usher. They humorously navigate through Deja's claims of a sexual encounter with Usher and the ensuing rumors about her health.

• Big Jay: "He rubbed his sores all over my mouth." [55:14]

Chris Stanley interjects with tailored bits that add to the comedic storytelling, emphasizing the absurdity of the situation.

• Chris Stanley: "I already knew all along." [20:31]

The segment satirizes how celebrity encounters and scandals are portrayed in the media, blending dark humor with over-the-top narratives.

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6. Celebrity Sexual Rumors and Satire (41:00 - 62:00)

Big Jay and Robert delve into a stream of consciousness about various celebrities, including Prince Andrew and Diddy, weaving a tapestry of satirical and fictionalized allegations about their sexual behaviors.

• Robert Kelly: "Everyone in the industry knows that Diddy was just banging everyone." [62:19]

They mockingly discuss the intertwining of celebrities' personal lives with public scandals, using hyperbolic humor to highlight the absurdity of unchecked rumors and media portrayals.

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7. Comedy of Sexual Devices and AI (37:00 - 43:00)

The conversation takes a turn towards comedic discussions about sexual devices, particularly chin dildos and wearable strap-ons. They humorously critique the functionality and societal perceptions of such gadgets.

• Big Jay: "Chin dildo. What is this? What are these things?" [38:30]

Robert explores the idea of AI integration with these devices, poking fun at the intersection of technology and sexuality.

• Robert Kelly: "Use ChatGPT. It's better." [41:54]

The segment serves as a parody of modern life's quirkier aspects, blending sexual humor with technological satire.

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8. Conclusion and Final Remarks (62:00 - End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect humorously on the outrageous narratives they’ve spun, maintaining their signature irreverent style. They tease upcoming content and maintain a playful rapport with their guest, Chris Stanley.

• Big Jay: "You need a real person. The laugh and pleasure factor was worth it." [39:07]

The episode concludes with a return to their comedic roots, leaving listeners entertained by their unfiltered and candid discussions.

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Notable Quotes

• Big Jay: "I really, I took so much nitrous... I was having a blast." [01:14]
• Robert Kelly: "But you're old Boomer, not hitting Galaxy gas." [01:26]
• Big Jay: "Why is there not a helicopter with a huge light to go down and save anyone who falls off the boat?" [05:35]
• Robert Kelly: "You and I will go there and we'll suck him off." [16:37]
• Big Jay: "He rubbed his sores all over my mouth." [55:14]
• Robert Kelly: "Everyone in the industry knows that Diddy was just banging everyone." [62:19]

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Conclusion

"Solo Play with Chris Stanley" exemplifies "The Bonfire's" brand of blunt humor and unfiltered honesty. Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, alongside their guest Chris Stanley, navigate through a maze of satirical tales, celebrity parodies, and edgy humor. This episode is packed with humorous critiques of celebrity culture, absurd hypothetical scenarios, and candid conversations that are both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners.

Transcript

[Big J Okerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big J Okerson]

The Allman Brothers. What's left of them. The bones of the Allman Brothers are about to perform not 15ft from here. The people are lined up outside like crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

I have a nitrous tank that I'm, I'm selling balloons. 20 bucks a balloon. But you have remember, you have to remember to blow back into the balloon to keep some of that nitrous.

[Big J Okerson]

I really, I took so much nitrous at the gathering of the Juggalos this year and found that I was doing it wrong. I was having a blast.

[Robert Kelly]

Nitrous or galaxy Gas? It's same thing. But Galaxy gas is the flavored one.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh no, it was just nitrous. Boom.

[Robert Kelly]

But you're old Boomer Boomer not hitting Galaxy gas.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't know you're supposed to blow back in and take it in and blow back in.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I just would just take it in and let it go like I'm doing helium.

[Robert Kelly]

No, you're wasting it.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm wasting so much of it.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh my God.

[Big J Okerson]

I would only get the WA WA's for like 10, 15 seconds.

[Robert Kelly]

I always heard that the, the nitrous mafia is in Philly. Like Philly just controls nitrous on the East Coast.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I. But it's all.

[Robert Kelly]

I hope they'll come after me.

[Big J Okerson]

I hope it's. I heard it's all fish based.

[Robert Kelly]

It is. A lot of it's fish based.

[Big J Okerson]

It's all. At the fish show, people have died.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I know. I knew kids who were like whip it heads addicted to whippets. And this is the dumbest I've ever seen. Like cocaine. Okay, I get that. But whippets?

[Big J Okerson]

Me. Me and Christine met a guy on Mayhem Fest tour that worked on the tour that was like. And he was a good worker, I guess, because they had him heavily employed. You know, he's like a roadie type guy, setting everything up. And he was just a flighty guy. And he came over one point and I was like, how about this? People? Like, can you drink? Like, can you really get fucked up on, like, cough, like Robitussin cough medicine? He was like, oh, yeah. He goes, I used to pound that stuff, man. It gets you really fucked up quick.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And I was like, yeah. What is the question I asked him? I was like. And then just stopped. And he was like, no, no. I think I'm like, pretty up from it still. I was like, oh. It explained everything about his personality.

[Robert Kelly]

Lasting effects. One time in college, I ate a bunch of Coruscant, which is the same thing as Robo tripping, but just pills. So I ate like an entire package of it. Then I had a class I had to go to History of Math because I'm not doing math.

[Big J Okerson]

The history, the history of Math.

[Robert Kelly]

And then I remember at one point, like, I was fully tripping. It was a bad trip. It was a shade trip from beginning to end. I raised my hand in the class, which I never did, and then nothing came out. Like, no. I started talking gibberish and the. The fucking teacher was like just shaking.

[Big J Okerson]

His head at me like, oh, is this not Latin class? Apologies, apologies. It's the Bonfire faction talk series XM103. Big J Okerson, the great Robert Kelly is recovering apparently from the Calta Cruise, which I can only assume was neurovirus. Fun. Yeah, we're full of neurovirus. The Calta Cruise. God bless them, I think. I hope my cruise days are behind me. I hope so. Sitting in the Bobby Kelly chair, we have a fantastic guest host, everyone. You know him from the Bennington show right here on Faction Talk as well as High Society Radio on the guest digital network. How about it for the hilarious Chris Stanley with us.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, thank you so much.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you so much.

[Robert Kelly]

There's a new, like, rich person person cruise commercial that was playing like during the. The playoffs and it made it seem like there's no one but four people on the cruise. Oh, yeah, that was the entire commercial when it's just going to be rich people. But a lot of them.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, no, well, they got. Every time they keep showing these nicer ones, I'm like, oh, well, like Royal Caribbean. I've never been on Royal Caribbean. Maybe that's the one that's actually like, holy.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, look at these. But at the end of the day, no matter how nice the glass or fixtures are, you're on a fucking boat.

[Robert Kelly]

You're on a boat and you're probably gonna murder your wife or girlfriend. Wait, sorry, she falls off.

[Big J Okerson]

There's a strong chance you're gonna murder someone. When I got off the Burt Kreischer cruise last year, the next one that went out was like, you know, a thousand tons of steel cruise or whatever. And I guess I don't know what band it was. I'd love to find out what band was on Tesla, but someone chucked, someone went off, someone off the side, and it's a wrap. They can't. They don't even pretend that they're gonna do something about it.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Like, oh, they were lost at sea.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes. But they don't even have like a.

[Robert Kelly]

It's like we're cavemen.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, let's send the coordinates to coast, guys. It's like they're dead.

[Robert Kelly]

No. Yeah, they're dead. They're gone. It's over. They're in open water. It's f. You would think they'd have like a helicopter on the cruise, right? There's enough room. Just take off. One water park.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll tell you what, I've never thought of that. But I don't understand why they have. Not the way you just did so fast. Why is there not a helicopter with a huge light to go down and save anyone who falls off the boat? It seems very doable.

[Robert Kelly]

All you need is like a MASH style helicopter. One of them tiny ones with a big bubble at the front, like the long fucking. And then a ladder.

[Big J Okerson]

BJ Honeycutt went down, though. Same helicopter. Rip dog, rip. Our audience is either too young or too old to get that. My mom, that was the saddest thing in the world to her. BJ Honeycutt dying in magic.

[Chris Stanley]

No, it was not BJ Trapper. No.

[Robert Kelly]

What the fuck?

[Big J Okerson]

Who went down?

[Chris Stanley]

Henry Blake.

[Big J Okerson]

That was the character's name?

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, regardless, my mom was sad about it, not me.

[Robert Kelly]

Don't let him your flow.

[Big J Okerson]

Also, also, also. Gail Sayers or the Brian Song.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

[Big J Okerson]

That was the. But that was. My mom used to cry over that one too.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, hell yeah, man. That was. That people up in the 70s. I just watched mass reruns at 11 o'clock, like in the early 90s with my parents.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And they were like this. This is a show that's going to teach you a lot of stuff. Like, I don't know about this.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. It teaches you that if you dress like a woman, they still won't let you not go in the military.

[Robert Kelly]

And that's never been more appropriate than 2025.

[Big J Okerson]

The show a lot of people say was ahead of its time. Sure was about the forgotten Korean War.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you think what factory you think you're going to work in? Because factory stuff's coming back. Like we're all going to have factory jobs.

[Big J Okerson]

We're going back. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, now Trump's bringing all the factories. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

We're going to like four or five years.

[Big J Okerson]

There's the mash thing.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. There's the mesh.

[Big J Okerson]

The 4077.

[Robert Kelly]

You don't think that could just one pilot and a ladder. Look, there's a fucking.

[Big J Okerson]

Listen, you're able. You're able to get a fucking comedian on every cruise ship. You could probably get a helicopter pilot that's on call for people falling off. Hey, enjoy a free cruise, free food and just don't be hammered, I guess. You know what? 2. So they could take shifts.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Day on, day off.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't want dudes hammered. Safety helicopter.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, I'll get him, I'll get him. Son of a. I forgot my ladder.

[Robert Kelly]

So I only needed one thing in this helicopter.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna come in super low, grab the thing.

[Robert Kelly]

Are you conscious?

[Big J Okerson]

It's a bit around 19 to 25 people go back to that. 19 to 25 people go missing from. Missing is a funny way to put it. They were murdered.

[Robert Kelly]

It's murder every time.

[Big J Okerson]

It's. I bet it's. I bet it's murder far more than suicide.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, why wouldn't you fucking pay to go on? That would just gonna drive you more towards suicide. Going on a cruise.

[Big J Okerson]

It should. But I think suicide off a cruise, it sounds like a terrible death.

[Robert Kelly]

Mm.

[Big J Okerson]

Like at best hope that the. You know, we all work off of just old wives tales of what happens. Sure. But I hope it's the one where you get sucked immediately under and fanned out.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah, that. That's. That, that's the best. That's the best way to go.

[Big J Okerson]

That's the best scenario. The worst case scenario is watching a party drive away from you while you're being circled by fins.

[Robert Kelly]

24 hour party, come back party.

[Big J Okerson]

Especially the cruises I go on. I just see fucking pod on the poop deck. Nobody can hear me. I feel so alive.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't.

[Big J Okerson]

The irony. Oh my God. That'd be the worst dude to see a cruise ship going away. It's not even like a quiet thing. It's. It's a fucking party at sea. And by the way, only really, I think ever a few miles from the shore is.

[Robert Kelly]

Is it 24 hour booze? I've never been on a cruise. 24 hour booze. 24 hour party.

[Big J Okerson]

Yep.

[Robert Kelly]

That's pretty sick.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it is. In that regard, if you're a booze bag.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

It's the way to fucking party. And I guess if you go on a cruise, cruise, a Carnival Cruise Line, there's probably pussy to be had.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

But I will say the ones that I do are not that kind of party. No, no, no. Rock Shiprocked.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that sounds like a goddamn.

[Big J Okerson]

The impractical joker's cruise.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Which ironically, is the only one that me and Christine got laid on ever.

[Robert Kelly]

The old. Remember the pussy posse from Leonardo DiCaprio? What if they started doing a cruise where it's like everyone but Leo?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Who is in the pussy posse? I can't remember.

[Big J Okerson]

It would take David Blaine, I think.

[Robert Kelly]

David Blaine.

[Big J Okerson]

It would take days, though, before the girls started to realize, all right, I'm not going to get to the pussy posse. I might as well start fucking the fat guys up on the deck.

[Robert Kelly]

See? Exactly.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. But you have to wait till day four. Day four, though. You got to be ready to go. Yeah. It's going to be raining hard as fuck.

[Robert Kelly]

Hell.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it's going to be raining. Right.

[Robert Kelly]

Toby Maguire. Who's fucking him?

[Big J Okerson]

Luke Lucas. Another one. Lucas has. He was like, his mom drank.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't.

[Big J Okerson]

Fucking eyes are too far apart.

[Robert Kelly]

These guys are in a posse.

[Big J Okerson]

Kevin. Yeah. Kevin Connolly. Who's balding in high school.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Toby Maguire is a dork.

[Chris Stanley]

The pussy, they're getting his runoff.

[Big J Okerson]

That's what it is. DiCaprio got guys. He's not competing. You're right, you know, I mean, it wasn't going to be. Him and Brad Pitt are going out to get pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

That would be a hell of a pussy posse, though.

[Big J Okerson]

That would. But two guys getting all the pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

It's really a pussy duo, not so.

[Big J Okerson]

Much a posse, but it is. We're all, you know, we all picture ourselves a turtle, unfortunately, on the posse.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Big J Okerson]

Is the problem being like the other.

[Robert Kelly]

Guy is shilling tequila.

[Big J Okerson]

Never wanted to be like, in some super hot guys. He immediate shadow. Because it's going to hurt for a girl to get rejected only to come reject you.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God, that's bad.

[Big J Okerson]

They're like, oh, my God, it was so horny for Leo DiCaprio. I'm not going to you.

[Robert Kelly]

But I'm in the posse. Look, think of the name.

[Big J Okerson]

But I'm one degree of Kevin Bacon from him.

[Robert Kelly]

Speaking of posses, do you know about. Who's the. Jarrett Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars. They put a. They do like a festival every year.

[Big J Okerson]

On his little area.

[Robert Kelly]

On his little. He has an island, I think in Croatia.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And it's like a R fest. Okay. And then I'm allegedly. Allegedly.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Because it's all just like young women and it's just Jared Leto.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

It's all a band that I don't even think makes.

[Big J Okerson]

Just Jared Leto. Yeah. It's not the band. It's him and a thousand women.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

On an island. It's ridiculous. And then he wears all white like a psycho.

[Robert Kelly]

And he makes everyone wear all white.

[Big J Okerson]

Could you imagine having the. It's again, it's that Jim Morrison thing. When I interviewed Robbie Krieger, I was so happy when he told me that Jim Morrison did have a side of him that would come in a room and be like, hey, did you guys hear that? Like what? Like, he did have that side, though.

[Robert Kelly]

That's great.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm so happy to hear that. Because it seems intolerable to be like, hey, Jared Leto's around. You want to invite him to your super bowl party? Like, no, dude, I'm not going to. This guy weird. Everybody out all night sitting Indian style with his fucking both of his heels on his knees.

[Robert Kelly]

I think he has a cult.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And then it's like six grand.

[Big J Okerson]

Is he gonna wear shades the whole time?

[Robert Kelly]

Because he is.

[Big J Okerson]

He is.

[Robert Kelly]

Guess what, dude, that's Morbius. Don't with Morbius.

[Big J Okerson]

That's what I'm saying. What's the. What's this guy's downtime where he's just being a dude?

[Robert Kelly]

There is. Oh, there is none. No, no, no, no. There is nothing.

[Big J Okerson]

I think he's waiting for GTA 6 to come out or something.

[Robert Kelly]

Hell no. No. He's doing the logistics on the next. The Pussy Fest.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I mean, he's. I bet the guy's a monster.

[Robert Kelly]

All right. Diddy parties and freak offs are a thing. I think there's a freak off situation. Allegedly.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, for sure. But I gotta be honest with you, I'm nervous that I feel like a couple of those girls behind him are like 14. Is that possibly the case?

[Robert Kelly]

He's on an island in Croatia.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it's okay there.

[Robert Kelly]

I. I don't know. To be honest.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. It's not good.

[Robert Kelly]

Regardless. Even if it's okay there.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Did he?

[Chris Stanley]

Did he Is he still got his looks?

[Robert Kelly]

Because remember, he's never been hotter. Dude, look at him. He's a. I know.

[Big J Okerson]

He's still pretty hot, but he is aging.

[Chris Stanley]

Yes, but like John Stamos, I think finally, age looks fantastic.

[Robert Kelly]

John Stamos catching a straight. When we're talking about.

[Big J Okerson]

Sorry. Well, I'll tell you, Jacob, respect. Jacob, I'm going to agree with you there. What happens is, is their skin, at some point, whatever's between the skin, the epidermal level and the skull goes away. And what ends up happening is their eyes start being like. No matter what they look like, they look like Jim Henson puppets. They're all like. They're like deep eye sockets and big eyes and they start to shrink and their neck looks tiny coming out of shirts. And John Stamos has hit that.

[Robert Kelly]

Really? I haven't seen them lately.

[Big J Okerson]

Jared Leto hasn't hit that yet.

[Robert Kelly]

How old is Jared? Let I'm guessed 49.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I want to say in his 50s.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, he looks amazing.

[Big J Okerson]

Looks amazing. That's why this dude's a whack. Don't crack.

[Chris Stanley]

How many more island party years does he have left?

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, I think infinite. Because as long as his dick works.

[Big J Okerson]

How old is he?

[Christine]

Sorry.

[Big J Okerson]

53. All right, 53.

[Robert Kelly]

I was in the right area.

[Big J Okerson]

He's doing good. Damn, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

And making so much.

[Big J Okerson]

That's what 53 can look like. You Bobby Kelly or Jared Leto. What a rainbow.

[Robert Kelly]

That's what makes this planet a miracle.

[Big J Okerson]

And that's why we were all God's children, I guess. God.

[Robert Kelly]

Can you find the website to his fest? Oh, God, he looks great. The fuckfest. Because there is ridiculous prices for like the. All inclusive to get like a bungalow.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah, I bet.

[Robert Kelly]

And that's what. That's what bands are doing now. They're just like, hey, he goes, if.

[Big J Okerson]

You want to wake up with Jared's cock in your mouth, that's going to be. Now you can do it daily or you can buy a package for the entire week where he will come into your Bengalow and teabag you.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll take the CNC package. Thank you so much. I can't afford that.

[Big J Okerson]

Sorry.

[Robert Kelly]

I'll let you to Joi.

[Big J Okerson]

Just give me some jerk off instruction.

[Robert Kelly]

All right. There will be a 27 inch LCD TV in there playing Joi from Jared Leto.

[Big J Okerson]

Jared Leto's sitting in a throne, giving you in a throne, but with his knee. With one of his knees up like this. Giving you jerk off instruction.

[Robert Kelly]

Tease your butthole.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, Jared, trace the opening with your finger. Now.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that feels good. Never thought of that before.

[Big J Okerson]

And he goes, you're doing it. This is a pre record. He's like a wizard. He's just doing it from a room. Hello, all.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, it's a live. Actually, it's a live stream.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a live stream.

[Robert Kelly]

It's also on Twitch.

[Big J Okerson]

What a fucking weirdo.

[Christine]

I'm trying to find tickets. It says like go to their website and look for an events or. Mars island section.

[Robert Kelly]

Never mind.

[Big J Okerson]

It's called Mars Island.

[Robert Kelly]

That's.

[Big J Okerson]

This is tour dates.

[Robert Kelly]

Mars is a planet, dude. It's not an island.

[Christine]

Yeah, this is a damn.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, hang on. To get tickets to Jared Leaders Mars island festival in Croatia. Croatia, you typically need to purchase packages through the band's official website or related platforms. They often include accommodation, food, and access to the concerts and activities organized by the band. How to potentially get tickets? Check their website, follow the band's social media. Okay, these are all good things. Is this for. Who is this for? The obvious answers?

[Robert Kelly]

This.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. Check Ticketmaster, dipshit.

[Robert Kelly]

This is the power of artificial intelligence. Thanks, Google, Gemini.

[Big J Okerson]

Be prepared to pay a premium. They start around $1600 and the VIP packages go to $8000.

[Robert Kelly]

That's what I want.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, for sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Jay, you and I will go there and we'll suck him off.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. We should make a real big deal about like if he doesn't let men go, like. No, you have to.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you have to. I'm paying. We're both getting $8,000 packages.

[Robert Kelly]

Guess what, Jared? We're not like those young girls.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I don't have to just take the basic joi package. I'm coming in for the morning beach. I'm doing the whole thing. Oh, a morning Facebook face fuck to completion.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, is this a gag? I'll put it in.

[Jacob]

Thanks.

[Big J Okerson]

I guess they put the towel over your face and then just drop cock right in your mouth.

[Robert Kelly]

Am I getting waterboarded?

[Big J Okerson]

What is this? Christine, are you showing me a real doll I should buy?

[Christine]

Let's see if there's anything else on it.

[Robert Kelly]

Everyone should buy a real doll.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that a fuck doll I should get? Are you wondering? That's fucking. Wait a second. That said, price ticket ranges can go up to, oh, 42,000 kuna.

[Robert Kelly]

Kuna.

[Big J Okerson]

What the fuck are kuna?

[Robert Kelly]

Croatians are idiots.

[Big J Okerson]

They really are stupid assholes.

[Robert Kelly]

Get on the euro.

[Big J Okerson]

First of all, you're your place Sounds like it sucks.

[Robert Kelly]

It doesn't, though. It's. It's go. It's like. It's like, where everyone in Europe goes.

[Big J Okerson]

For vacation when it's not war torn.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's not. Has been war torn since, like, the 80s.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, people love it. I know, but I watched that one documentary about Vladi Divock and Tony Ku Coach, and I think it looks like it sucks.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, I guess you're more informed than I am.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it seemed like there was a whole thing they really didn't like each other because the countries were fighting.

[Robert Kelly]

And what year was this?

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna call that early 90s, perhaps.

[Robert Kelly]

See?

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, let me see.

[Robert Kelly]

Shot. Game of Thrones.

[Big J Okerson]

Beautiful, beautiful place for Battleships to show up.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, filthy. Europeans are just fucking and snorting there.

[Big J Okerson]

This looks like, though, where you get, like, killed by Trojan Horse Attack. Like, it looks like it's all. Yeah, yeah, it is. Lord of the Rings. Y.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, yeah. Well, it's. Game of Thrones was shot there.

[Big J Okerson]

That.

[Robert Kelly]

Like, that city, Dubrovnik, that was King's Landing.

[Big J Okerson]

Protect your home with a flaming arrow.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that's great.

[Big J Okerson]

That is pretty cool. You know, when I said it out loud, I feel bad that I was on it. It sounds like a great idea.

[Robert Kelly]

Or a trebuchet.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, man. How many people die falling off that cliff? So many. Who do you think dies more on Shiprocked or this cliff?

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, Shiprock, for sure.

[Big J Okerson]

Probably for sure.

[Robert Kelly]

There's so many unhappy marriages on Shiprock.

[Big J Okerson]

There is. And these are the moments. You see a lot of those. A lot of the marriage is kept together by their mutual love for five finger death punch and the like. And this is the weekend where they come together and they don't care. They're both fat wearing nothing. See, they just live it. They don't give a shit.

[Robert Kelly]

They have positive body dysmorphia.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God, dude. Gathering a Juggalos, you get more pussy if you have a colostomy bag there. They're happy if you are scarred and weathered.

[Robert Kelly]

Let me see that bag, dog.

[Big J Okerson]

They really. Yeah, it's like they really fat guys take their shirt off. The gathering of Juggalos. Like, why wouldn't I treat everybody to this? I'd be doing a disservice to the audience if I didn't show them these beautiful tits I've been cultivating.

[Robert Kelly]

Show them titties. That's what I say. Doesn't matter. Gender or.

[Big J Okerson]

It doesn't matter.

[Robert Kelly]

That does.

[Big J Okerson]

No. They call me a skinny homo when I go there. Who's the lady boy.

[Robert Kelly]

I go, what on zempic are you?

[Big J Okerson]

Cheater, Cheater. You came on a good day, Chris. Not only is the remaining members all in their late 20s of the Allman Brothers performing out in the thing.

[Robert Kelly]

They look great.

[Big J Okerson]

They look fantastic. Because I think they just learned the music this week. It's also a day people like. Sometimes when I get. When I have to chew out Christine. She deserves a chew out. I think the whole crew can agree Christine deserves a chew out.

[Robert Kelly]

She's an angel.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you do. Because she. I know because her thing always up everything her, she and she up something where we're getting Jacob on a goodie, on a real goodie, and she comes in and blows it.

[Chris Stanley]

I already. I knew all along.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you didn't. No, you didn't. You started changing your life this weekend, before Christine, when she got off the computer with you today on your meeting, you walked around your house excited because you found out the truth.

[Chris Stanley]

God given what happened, I'm.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, let me tell you. The first time we had, we had Jacob convinced that Hulu ads are targeted.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay?

[Big J Okerson]

And that's why he kept getting the ads for prep, because they're pretty sure that he has aids.

[Chris Stanley]

There's that commercial and nothing else every time it goes to.

[Robert Kelly]

I think that's cool. I take prep every day. I take epic shot and prep every day.

[Big J Okerson]

Every single day.

[Robert Kelly]

And the vax. I get the vax every day.

[Big J Okerson]

You're not gonna get. You're not gonna get fat. Fat or aids. Certainly not fat. Aids.

[Robert Kelly]

Actually. I'm still getting Covid.

[Big J Okerson]

You'll still get Covid. It just won't kill you. So Jacob was pretty convinced and worried. Why does Hulu believe by my lifestyle that I need prep? Yeah, because the algorithm's always listening and then reading. A fan sent Christina things saying, no. In fact, everybody gets the same ads. It's random. There is no targeted ads in Hulu. And right before the show was over, Christina's goes, oh, Jacob, they don't target the ads. Oh, that's funnier. That's way funnier.

[Robert Kelly]

But it's better for his state of mind, though.

[Big J Okerson]

So what?

[Chris Stanley]

She's the best.

[Big J Okerson]

She's the worst. Then. Then what? There's more. Oh, yeah. Well, there's today's flub.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm going to puke.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna puke too. This makes me sick to my stomach.

[Robert Kelly]

Christine.

[Big J Okerson]

I was.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm sick and I'm a guest host.

[Big J Okerson]

I was bowled over in the house today.

[Chris Stanley]

You just caught this.

[Big J Okerson]

I just caught. I Happened to be walking through the room when she was ruining everything.

[Robert Kelly]

You need prep.

[Big J Okerson]

I need prep. I think I need prep.

[Christine]

I've turned you gay.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Christine's got. Christine's got brain aids. We even discussed this. Why how great this was gonna be without Jacob. So we did shows. We were Nashville for Nashville Comedy Fest last week.

[Robert Kelly]

Snatchville.

[Big J Okerson]

Snatchville.

[Robert Kelly]

No, Snatchville.

[Big J Okerson]

Snatchville. My apologies.

[Robert Kelly]

They actually call it that?

[Big J Okerson]

Well, that's what Kid Rock calls it, I assume.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I was in. I was in Nashville for one night in 2019. All of the locals were calling it Snatchville.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Robert Kelly]

And people fucking fight me on this. But the fucking actual nickname is in Smashville. What? Snatchville.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, call the.

[Robert Kelly]

On Bourbon street, which is the street there.

[Big J Okerson]

Bourbon Street. You got it. Broadway.

[Robert Kelly]

That's insane.

[Big J Okerson]

It is Broadway.

[Robert Kelly]

Actually, Broadway's here.

[Big J Okerson]

I know, right? Except this one here doesn't have. It is the most touristy Broadway. It is bumping at night with.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Outlandishly hot women.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, very hot.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. I remember walking down it and I heard Sweet home Alabama coming out of almost every bar.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. And here's the thing. Every one of those bars also is just. Has they. They give a musician a bazillion dollars, I bet, to just put their name on it as you. It's it. That's why it looks like a tourist.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not just Kid Rocks.

[Big J Okerson]

Honky Tonk, Jason Aldean's bar. There was like three or four probably girls only, white girls only.

[Robert Kelly]

And we only blast 30 seconds of the heart songs.

[Big J Okerson]

And everyone who works there's on roller.

[Chris Stanley]

Skates, skirts, and cowboy cowgirl boots.

[Big J Okerson]

Not even the skirts, the shorts. You're turning up their ass. It may be the sexiest look that. That everybody there pulls off the best because you can get. That's a look where you can get a little bit thicker.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, sure.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know what you're saying. Like California hot has to be like.

[Robert Kelly]

You have an eating disorder hot.

[Big J Okerson]

It's got to be. It's something where you're showing a lot of mid drift and stuff like this. Yeah, yeah. You're fucking do slutty this and be like a girl who's even a little bit chubbier.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you got a little bit of a gut and that's fine.

[Big J Okerson]

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. As long as you're willing to let your.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a body positive, hot girl look.

[Big J Okerson]

It is. Yeah, it is. And they're not.

[Robert Kelly]

They weren't at Coachella.

[Big J Okerson]

This weekend is what we're saying, no, no, no. That's just for influencer.

[Robert Kelly]

I was there. It was great.

[Big J Okerson]

Take a picture of me crushing a smash. So when we did the live shows from Nashville, the Bonfire, Jacob and Black Lou weren't there. They were on Zoom with us. And we did a live show with an audience and they were on zoom or whatever. They were on tv.

[Chris Stanley]

We couldn't see the room.

[Robert Kelly]

That's good.

[Big J Okerson]

You couldn't see the room.

[Chris Stanley]

No, we didn't see.

[Robert Kelly]

Working blind.

[Big J Okerson]

Couldn't see the room. So one of the people in the audience that we spoke to and had come up around with, her name was Deja. Lovely young lady.

[Robert Kelly]

Sounds nice.

[Big J Okerson]

And Deja did the show. And the next day, when Jacob saw the footage, as we all knew he was gonna be madly in love with Deja.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that's beautiful.

[Big J Okerson]

And when Bobby and me were talking about it, I. Jacob not being in the room, the studio the next day, I was able to shoot him a look to be like, oh, follow this. Like, Jacob, you know, we talked to Daijay after the show. We got Jacob to say a bunch of how much he liked her and how beautiful he thought she was and he would give everything up for her and blah, blah, Bl.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Then we informed him that she told us that she was, in fact, a born A man.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Big J Okerson]

And Jacob was definitely frazzled by this.

[Robert Kelly]

Why? You were in love with her, Jacob.

[Big J Okerson]

But it was so in the moment that he had to ultimately say, like, I guess she's so hot and I'm so in. I guess. I guess I would do this. Yes, I guess I would. And then we did the whole first 45 of the show. We went to commercial break, and me and Bobby said on commercial break, like, oh, when we come back now, we'll tell Jacob, like, you know, make it funny. Telling him that it is, in fact. We're kidding. She is a woman.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And we just didn't. We just forgot to.

[Robert Kelly]

It happens.

[Big J Okerson]

And we went into the weekend then that was the last show of the week. Went to the weekend, and me and Bobby and Christine were all sharing an Airbnb out in Nashville.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, it's Nashville.

[Big J Okerson]

And that's Nashville. And we apologies. And we went. We were talking about how we forgot. Oh, but it's going to be funny. Let Jacob go through the weekend thinking that he is now possibly a gay man or super into trans.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And then we'll. We'll lay it on him on Monday on the show.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

So they have their weekly meeting today. Jim McClure and the whole crew and Christine, me and Bobby not included. I walk through the room as Christine goes, yeah, because we were saying, like we ended the show on a cliffhanger. We never said that it's actually a woman. And I go, christine, what are you doing? Why are you ruining the bitch? She goes, no. Jacob knows. I go, he knows now because this is the first time anyone's saying this. And she's like, oh, well, all right. That's her reaction. Oh, well, all right. Insane.

[Robert Kelly]

What's next, Christine? You're gonna tell people I don't take prep and the vax?

[Big J Okerson]

Is that anything else? Do you want to break? You want to break kayfabe on anything?

[Jacob]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Big J Okerson]

You know she never says sorry.

[Christine]

I say sorry too much.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you don't heard it once. I haven't heard it once. And it's because you don't mean it when you say it and everyone knows it. That was crazy. What a crazy bit Destruction.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah, that's wild.

[Big J Okerson]

Jacob was moving on in life. He was past it. He's wearing pink.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob, were you. Were you thinking about Deja over the weekend?

[Big J Okerson]

Of course.

[Chris Stanley]

Well, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Were you thinking you wanted. I mean, her, but you know, trans. Her? Trans.

[Chris Stanley]

No. I mean, I was still dreaming. Like maybe they're. They're lying. Let me tell you want this to be like a.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me tell you the negativity. The negativity that the bonfire brought in the poor Deja's life. I called her a guy and then let the world believe that for a weekend. She lived in Atlanta, where I went from Nashville.

[Robert Kelly]

Hotlanta.

[Big J Okerson]

Hotlanta. Hot shit. She came to the show on Thursday night and was hanging out and I was smoking weed and passed it to her. 424 20. I passed it to her. Yeah, of course she smoked it several times. And then I went on stage and put her in the showroom. And when I got off stage, I was like, what? They were like, she skits out and left. Basically like the weed got her. And I was like, oh, geez. So I gave her a panic attack. We called her a guy, but let it be known here unceremoniously and unfunnily, deja's a girl there world.

[Robert Kelly]

I was cleaning my bedroom recently and I found a jar of candy underneath the bed. And then I ate some of it.

[Big J Okerson]

What kind of candy?

[Robert Kelly]

Because I'm fat.

[Big J Okerson]

What kind of candy?

[Robert Kelly]

Hold on. They were like gummies, gummy bears. And I didn't know they were weed and they were so powerful. And I had.

[Big J Okerson]

Under the bed.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know, dude. I just. I was like, tired from cleaning and I wanted.

[Big J Okerson]

A couple of these. Gummies will do me, right?

[Robert Kelly]

They were like, old.

[Big J Okerson]

They were hard. They're not gummy anymore.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, no, no. This was rock candy. And I got so high I fell asleep and then woke up the next morning high as had to do Bennington high.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, Jesus. How long ago was it?

[Robert Kelly]

This was like fucking a month ago.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

It's old gummies. I assume any candy that would be under the bed is edibles.

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe I forgot that I had a jar of candies.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll tell you, if you break into our house and you want to find dildos or drugs under the bed, that's where you're gonna find everything salacious in my house.

[Robert Kelly]

I have a problem.

[Big J Okerson]

We might have ketamine in there. I don't know. Yeah, ketamine. A double sided dildo cut up a.

[Robert Kelly]

Big fat rail of cat fucking. Get totally disassociated.

[Big J Okerson]

O some mushroom chocolates. A cock ring. Three different size butt plugs.

[Robert Kelly]

This is sexy. Getting turned on here.

[Big J Okerson]

You gotta take out the one case for both, though. Dildo, dildo.

[Robert Kelly]

This butt plug is covered in K dust. Should we still use it?

[Big J Okerson]

Yes. Lots of dab wax. Tons of dab wax under the bed, I think some sort of a thing that's like a. It goes on a guy or a woman's chin and straps around your head and it's like. So you can dildoer with your chin cock while you eat her pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

Chin cock. The hottest of cocks.

[Big J Okerson]

I think we have a pussy pump that never used or worked. We. Did we ever get a dick pump? Did I ever try a dick pump just to see what's. What's up?

[Christine]

I got rid of the. The chin thing was from the SDR show. There's nothing purchased by either of us.

[Big J Okerson]

Sure. I mean, Christine, what? Is anything funny to you in the world? People worry about that. You don't have to tell them where we got it. It's funny that we own it. Oh, by the way, by the way. It happened into our lives and we wouldn't buy something like that.

[Robert Kelly]

I like this show and I'm gonna listen to that.

[Big J Okerson]

How the fuck could you be. How can you be around comedy so much and not understand it at all?

[Christine]

The idea of you, like, I mean, I know it's funny, but it's just too embarrassing. The idea of you with a dildo strap.

[Big J Okerson]

No one said we used it. And even if SDR show is where I got it, we still could have used it. Let people live in the mystery that sometimes I chin fuck your snatch while I lick your box. That's how comedy works. I'm sorry I have to explain this to you. These are expensive lessons I'm giving out.

[Robert Kelly]

Chin dildos are comedy.

[Big J Okerson]

No one gets a chin dildo because it's fucking awesome.

[Robert Kelly]

It's awkward. It doesn't feel good.

[Big J Okerson]

Fucking hilarious. You chin fuck a girl with a chin dick. She can't look at you. Seriously, when you pull out after she's come, she's gonna. You're gonna pull out and go, is that good? You're gonna have a cock coming off your chin. A drippy cock. And that's the one we got. The shitty one, the Amazon.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, boo. Amaz. Just like, how. How far is your depravity gone? It's just like, I guess it's time for the chin dildo.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I guess the crowd knows now how far My depravity goes because it was gifted to me from a. From a show.

[Robert Kelly]

This is great.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't buy it.

[Robert Kelly]

Scroll back up. This guy has a chin dildo, I guess, for that lady's butt. Oh, nice.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I will say this. That guy's got a straight up. That's more of a mouth dildo.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, it is a mouth dildo. You're correct.

[Big J Okerson]

It's like that's going in the mouth. So that's everything. What I had was a chin dildo.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Which leaves your mouth open for licking and. Or sucking, I suppose. I guess you could also suck a. And chin a guy's asshole at the same time.

[Robert Kelly]

And you got this from the SDR show?

[Big J Okerson]

Yep, yep. Never used it. Never took it out of the box. In fact, we just had it and threw it out when we didn't. When we moved and realized we still had it. But that's hilarious. That's not as funny. That couldn't be as funny as us possibly using a chin dildo once in a while. The pussy pump is gone too. No, we got rid of that also. But isn't it funnier? Just let you think we still do have it because we did have it at some point. That's the embellishment of comedy. I have to explain comedy to Christine. Chris, Comedy sometimes has a little bit of embellishment for the sake of humor and. You listening? Are you taking this in at all?

[Christine]

Taking notes?

[Big J Okerson]

Jesus.

[Robert Kelly]

I wonder if they are vibrating chin dildos or mouth dildos and just ruins your teeth.

[Big J Okerson]

I bet.

[Robert Kelly]

Just for the game. Love of the game.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what I mean? Just rattles you. Yeah, absolutely.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm a sub, and I just want to make her happy.

[Big J Okerson]

I wonder if the ones that do go in your mouth, if you have to soften them in boiling water like a. Like a mouthpiece for football.

[Robert Kelly]

You're chewing on it. It's like on the side of your mouth, like in between sex, I guess. I don't know if he's gonna get that chin guard back in time before they snap the ball.

[Big J Okerson]

I go, you want to. He goes, you want to use the real thing? You want me to get the chin dill dope? How do you want it?

[Robert Kelly]

Chin dildo. Ouch.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, let's go. Chin dildo. What is this? What are these things?

[Christine]

Vibrating chin dildos.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not a chin dildo. This. Oh, that one is. That's the only one that vibrates.

[Robert Kelly]

Hold on. It's a strap on. This is a ridiculous strap on face chin harness. Vibrator Dildo. It's too many words.

[Big J Okerson]

That's too many words.

[Robert Kelly]

Wearable head mounted dildo strap with 10 vibrating modes for G spot and anal.

[Big J Okerson]

Sound simulation head Oral and solo play. Adult couples. Funny. Sex toys.

[Robert Kelly]

What sick fuck is doing solo play with the chin?

[Big J Okerson]

Christine, there's some ratings on this, son. Can we check it out, please? 95. I'll tell you what.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's AI bullshit. Scroll down to a real person.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, no, I need a real person. The laugh and pleasure factor was worth it. So the laugh's gonna be involved. See, Christine, that's how comedy works. I pointed out the chin dildo because that was the funniest thing. Six and a half inch is this dildo they used. I looked like a dork with it on. We both had a good laugh at what it looked like. Me especially when I asked if I had anything on my chin after we used it. Nice.

[Robert Kelly]

Funny.

[Big J Okerson]

This.

[Robert Kelly]

This guy has a Netflix special.

[Big J Okerson]

The chindo worked out great and she loved it. I feel like this is somebody trying out material. I agree with you.

[Robert Kelly]

The chindo.

[Big J Okerson]

Who's that written by? Matteo Lane. They're right. This right here is a nice addition to the toolbox. That's what people were picturing, Christine. That we had a toolbox of dildos. That would have been really funny.

[Robert Kelly]

If you're calling your sex toy box.

[Chris Stanley]

A toolbox, Jay, you got it through your show, so it's fine.

[Big J Okerson]

Huh?

[Chris Stanley]

You got it through the show, so it's fine.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, so it's no big deal. Oh, here's a bad review. It's a good idea, but in practice, too flexible. Great and fun idea. Too flexible, comes out too easy, does not hit the right spots or much of any spots. That's a deep pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Or a really far up prostate. Either way, 6.2 inches is not hitting the spot, unfortunately. Wouldn't recommend disappointed because the concept is great. Hopefully upgrades will be done to make it better. Or maybe just need a software update.

[Robert Kelly]

I need to talk to the R and D. There's a team of Japanese men I'm assuming, just working on the angles on this thing.

[Big J Okerson]

Guys, I have some prototype ideas and.

[Robert Kelly]

This is what you do all day.

[Big J Okerson]

Get this. Get to some more bad ones. I want to see a bad review on dildos. I don't think I've ever looked up reviews on.

[Robert Kelly]

You know that the Japanese have like even crazier real dolls that are like crazy expensive. Like 10 grand and.

[Big J Okerson]

But no matter what, they always blink like Chuck E. Cheese, which freaks me Out. Even if they look pretty, they eventually have to go.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not good. Yeah, I'm gonna bang this animatronic. What's that? Five nights at Five Night at Freddy's.

[Big J Okerson]

It's like shaving down one of the Country Bears band. And that underneath, it's just a robot. That's the problem is, like, I know they can make a real doll look really pretty, but I can't think about the fact that if I'm it and we catch on fire, it's gonna come a Terminator at some point. Can you imagine splits in, like, the one red eye? Oh, God.

[Robert Kelly]

Darlene, do you think there are guys with their. Obviously, real dolls are a thing. People buy them. But you think they asked the real doll if they came make it up in their head.

[Big J Okerson]

I bet people have full conversations. Do you like that? I bet they're. That's probably done already, right? A responsive voice, like a series.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know. I need to look into this.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me see if Siri answers things like that.

[Robert Kelly]

Use ChatGPT. It's better.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey, Siri. Oh, my God. Make me come. I don't have a body. Oh, make me come with words. Hey, Siri. Make me come with words.

[Robert Kelly]

Siri's vanilla.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't get that.

[Robert Kelly]

Could you try again?

[Big J Okerson]

Make me come with words. She just shuts off on me.

[Robert Kelly]

So the first thing. So before Chachi Chatgpt happened, it was called OpenAI beta. And the. And I just, like, I found it, and I was like. The first thing I did was write erotica between, like, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. And then it stopped. It was. It wasn't bad. It was fine, you know, it wasn't, like, good erotica.

[Big J Okerson]

And I'm gonna get you going.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no. And I love erotica. I love the written word.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that Nate Borgazzi?

[Robert Kelly]

That's Nate. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that Nate?

[Robert Kelly]

This is. This is snl. This is the George Washington.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Because overseas, Nate's actually written responsible for a real doll company. He doesn't. That's not his image here in the States.

[Robert Kelly]

He's banking it up.

[Big J Okerson]

He goes over here. He's the clean guy when he goes over there. Debaucher.

[Robert Kelly]

Sex freak.

[Big J Okerson]

He's a sex freak, this guy.

[Robert Kelly]

That's all he thinks about. It's just.

[Big J Okerson]

Just Japan dungeon, this guy.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, hell, yeah. It's like if. If you watch that. The Epstein documentary, which I watched the first episode, I was like, this is too depressing.

[Big J Okerson]

That one came out a while ago.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Netflix like you realize all he was doing all day long, every day, was thinking about fucking, Was worrying about fucking young girls. Fucking young girls getting massages from fucking 16, 17 year olds. Same thing with Diddy.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, they just keep going.

[Robert Kelly]

Like, how do you get business done if you're constantly just thinking about the freak off?

[Big J Okerson]

Well, that's because while they do their business, they do everything else except freaking off. I don't know if you ever watch P. Diddy stuff. P. Diddy's on the phone talking about something. He's training for a 5k while he's getting a haircut and his nails done. I mean, I've seen him doing. They show that he's getting eight things done to him. Like fucking robots copped. He's like, guys, I got an hour to do everything I need done. Because the rest of these hours are.

[Robert Kelly]

For, for every hour he lives, he's lived three hours.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, he does it all in one shot. No, but say you're right with Epstein, the same like this intricate web and ladder of like young girl pussy. It's like, how are you driven by it that much? And I love busy.

[Robert Kelly]

It's.

[Big J Okerson]

But I mean, I, I, it's not.

[Robert Kelly]

A, all day long, just Lane was just hanging, literally hanging out outside high schools.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it's the range though, or the ratio of how much it controls you because it's there in the thing. The reason why they'll say, anyone will say that it's like hackneyed almost at this point. Why is people try to make money or get known or have a life or look good or anything is to get pussy. That's why guys will do all those things. But it also, you have to be able to do those things and not have pussy be the reward. Four times a day by four different people. That's what I'm saying. By four different people. It's like, that's just like. Oh, it's. I've always said before in my life, like, man, one of the best things about fucking during the day is that you're not thinking about it at all that night.

[Robert Kelly]

That's good. That's good. That's, that's fucking. That's wisdom right there.

[Big J Okerson]

That's the best.

[Robert Kelly]

And then so like he's just banging all day and then at night it's like, I'm gonna hang out with Woody Allen and Lewis Black and Bill Gates and try to push some pussy on him.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. See if these guys want some pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

I got unlimited pussy. I'm free episode. Yeah, I have an Island.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, that's. That's the best. Was the. The picture of the girl. When was it? Prince William, right? He was the one that was like, I've never even been to that place and it's always hugged up on a girl.

[Robert Kelly]

Prince Andrew.

[Big J Okerson]

Prince Andrew.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And. And during, he had like some disastrous interview, I think, in Britain, and he said, that couldn't have been me. He was sweating. I have no sweat glands from the war. I don't sweat the Falkland Islands. That's not a war. What the fuck?

[Big J Okerson]

That's not me.

[Robert Kelly]

That could possibly be me.

[Big J Okerson]

I would have pushed really hard that the girl was smiling. I would have stopped trying to say it wasn't me. And I would have went real hard to go. She was smart. She was excited to meet a royalty.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm a fucking royal. You know who I am. I could be king at any moment.

[Big J Okerson]

I would not say it wasn't me.

[Robert Kelly]

Ghislaine's there.

[Big J Okerson]

We're having a good time.

[Robert Kelly]

You know, just like I listen to some very long podcast about Ghislaine's dad. And he. He owned the Daily News in the early 90s, and he was like. He made all of his money selling textbooks to Russia. Very strange. He was also in the Mossad. So, you know, it's all.

[Big J Okerson]

It's all so much going on there.

[Robert Kelly]

So much going on.

[Big J Okerson]

Textbooks to Russia. What are those like?

[Robert Kelly]

God knows.

[Big J Okerson]

He just. All he knows, like Rocky IV, Rocky 4.

[Robert Kelly]

It's vodka. It's just vodka recipes.

[Big J Okerson]

And then Rocky Balboa, come and bring democracy if you guys want to learn science. Thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

I think that girl in this picture, I can't remember her name. She was like the. The woman that was on the stand all the time, just talking, just bitching and whining, just complaining, yapping.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God, you went to a private island. What do you want?

[Robert Kelly]

Big deal. I think. I think she's dying currently.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, hey, everybody wants to go to private Island. Nobody wants to pay the price.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you think the mayor of Epstein was.

[Big J Okerson]

The mayor? Luis J. Gomez. Her inner torment, let's see, she breaks her silence with a cryptic. And by the way, that picture of Prince Andrew and that girl is. I will tell you, it has affected my life for sure. Because again, he's not disgrace in nature. I mean, obviously he did probably terrible things and deserves that, but I'm talking about being found out evidence as simple. That arm is up over the shoulder like this or made into a fist. This isn't a questionable photo at all. He Went low back grab, little bit on the hip, the exposed belly. Yeah, that's the whole thing. My. I don't have any pictures with. With girls that are. And single boyfriends, husbands with them or otherwise. The guy I'm always. Yeah, dude. The woman I have like a hand cup like this or something.

[Robert Kelly]

Just do a hover hand on purpose. It's funny.

[Big J Okerson]

In case I sexually assault her later, the pictures will always be like, no, no, no. You can see I was very respectful.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm not going to jail.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. It's gonna be your word versus my word. And I'm really good at talking. Is she dying, this girl?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, from what I. Last thing I read, she is dying.

[Big J Okerson]

From inner torment two weeks after. Said she only had four days to live.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, so she lied. What else did she lie about?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, this girl's batshit. By the way, Prince Andrew sees this article and he's like, nice, she's coming unglued.

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe I can get back into the castle.

[Big J Okerson]

Let's say she made a series. I can't see with that pop up.

[Christine]

Sorry, right there.

[Big J Okerson]

Get rid of that pop up. She. A fresh series of garbled posts on Instagram.

[Robert Kelly]

That's not a good way.

[Big J Okerson]

They're making fun of her.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And her first updates is claiming to be on her deathbed with only four days left to live. She's 41, who was trafficked by the late American pedophile. I love the real spelling of it. Jeffrey Epstein, as a teenager sparked a media firestorm two weeks ago when she said she was dying. She posted a pic of her in a hospital bed looking bruised and claimed her car had been hit by a bus at 110 km per hour. She said she was fatally ill with kidney failure.

[Robert Kelly]

Bill Gates was driving that bus.

[Big J Okerson]

He tried to shut her down.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Where. Where are the logs? She. What is there? I want to know how close we are to finding out so many things. Because they always say they're going to disclose information. And it's like right there. Like, it's like, I'm going to give you the alien stuff. And it's like, well, just give it then.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a bait and switch, dude. They're never going to release any of this. Also, the fucking thing with Gates was he started hanging out with Epstein after he got busted the first time. Epstein.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, he knew he was a party after that point.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, now I know.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I thought that guy's a financial dork. Oh, this guy's got young ass floating all over the place on a private island.

[Robert Kelly]

Huh? And then that's why his wife, he.

[Big J Okerson]

Goes, tell me he has one MASH helicopter and I'm there.

[Robert Kelly]

Safe safety.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, why haven't. Don't sign the travelogue. There's all these things these people could have done to be a little more discreet. I know. He thought. He goes, guys, it's a private island. It's discreet. He goes, yeah, except your fucking lawn care people who aren't in on the bit.

[Robert Kelly]

Privates in the name.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, except the confused staff that wonder why they hear children screaming out of rooms and come out with bleeding buttholes. Western Australia. Layered. Just wait. What is this? Oh, she lives in Australia.

[Robert Kelly]

What? Perth. That's the west coast. That's a shitty coast.

[Big J Okerson]

Best coast. Now she's returned to social media Instagram stories to her 21, 000 followers. She doesn't have that many followers. I don't know why I thought victims would have millions of followers.

[Robert Kelly]

This lady's name has been in the news for. Well, since Epstein got whacked.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my.

[Robert Kelly]

Why wouldn't she have more than 21000 followers? This is bad algorithm work, man.

[Big J Okerson]

Man, we could. Epstein might still be alive. He knew she was gonna fucking tart out like this.

[Robert Kelly]

She should be fucking doing Mr. Beast.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, she should definitely have six figures followers.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

You're the most famous victim.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes. Of the guy. Everyone. If no one's last name could be Epstein ever again.

[Big J Okerson]

But all that information, like who gives it get shut down, like at the last minute ago. So next week you're gonna know literally everybody at the P. Diddy parties. We know nothing, right?

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, nothing.

[Big J Okerson]

They don't really say anything.

[Robert Kelly]

The only thing we have is his ex girlfriend's. Her lawsuit. And then they're the shit talk.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, they do like the people that come out and they go, oh, Jay Z fingered my sister when she was 15.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah. That's what we have on every hip hop podcast. Someone's exposing td.

[Big J Okerson]

Remember the best exposing ever was see if you can find that Christine. Remember the fat lady came out, she goes, oh, she gave me herpes.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And he was in the.

[Robert Kelly]

Now I only think of herpes when I see Usher.

[Big J Okerson]

Me too. I never. I did Hut. The movie Hustlers with him. And he was there and he was late. And I was like, probably getting some Val trucks for that herpes. He's got the herp dog. Yeah. And I was like, boy, I sure hope he doesn't like JLo doesn't take a dollar out of his mouth with her butt cheeks or something. This guy's working with the herps.

[Robert Kelly]

She has anal herpes.

[Big J Okerson]

She probably has herps now from grabbing a dollar with her butt.

[Robert Kelly]

And know what that means? So does Ben Affleck.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, everybody. He definitely ate her ass.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, why wouldn't. Like, why wouldn't you?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. It's one of those things. I feel like maybe you don't dive into it because you're like, it's just too pristine. You know what I mean?

[Robert Kelly]

Make it less pristine, then.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, dirty it up. Wouldn't it ruin everything, though? Like, let's say you fingered jlo's butt.

[Robert Kelly]

Huh?

[Big J Okerson]

Right?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And you're like, oh, my God, I'm in it. I'm in the most legendary famous ass.

[Robert Kelly]

You're in a very, very wanted.

[Big J Okerson]

But just like, can happen with any regular human being as she is at the core of it, of course.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes. She's a human. She has intestinal.

[Big J Okerson]

You feel a turd up there?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's J.

[Big J Okerson]

Lo's turd. Like, it ruins everything for you. Oh, no, there's a duke right in J. Lo's ass.

[Robert Kelly]

You grab it, pull it out.

[Big J Okerson]

Help her. Yes, help her.

[Robert Kelly]

Jlo, it looks like you digested some food. Hold on.

[Big J Okerson]

What if. What if you pull a turd out of JLo's ass and her ass just goes flat? Like. Oh, is that what's in there? Wait, I think this ass poop. I think it was sideways. It was blocking something. Oh, is this it? Yeah, this is great. This girl, I don't know. I feel like this woman, every fold on her body. You can fuck with Usher's whole body.

[Robert Kelly]

He's a little guy.

[Big J Okerson]

He's a little guy. And she is a large woman.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Of course. What's her face jumped in.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah, the lawyer.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

All right. Or something.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

I can't hear this.

[Deja]

To celebrate my birthday, I was wearing a birthday crown. And because of that, I was selected to go backstage before the show. Later, a security guard picked me up.

[Big J Okerson]

What's his name?

[Deja]

Asked me for my number.

[Big J Okerson]

What was the security guard's name?

[Robert Kelly]

I think she said, later.

[Christine]

She said, later. Security.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Oh. Oh, Later, Jay. Well, the audio is bad.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, this is all.

[Big J Okerson]

She's black. It's okay. I'm just saying, I didn't see Gloria Allred didn't bat an eye when she said that.

[Robert Kelly]

Who produced this?

[Big J Okerson]

Tmz.

[Deja]

He told me Usher had seen me backstage and was interested in me.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Deja]

After the show. My friends and I returned to the hotel. I got a call from Usher.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you think she's doing this just so when she, like, whenever she shows her herpes, it's proof that she fucked Usher. This is like, you didn't fuck Usher. She goes, did not.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that's has pus coming out of it.

[Big J Okerson]

He goes, usher, pus.

[Deja]

About an hour later, he arrived, we spoke for a while, and then we engaged in sexual contact.

[Big J Okerson]

He rubbed his sores. He rubbed his sores all over my mouth.

[Robert Kelly]

I gave him sloppy toppy and that's put that in the record.

[Big J Okerson]

Then he proceeded to lift my leg up and blow my back out Usher style. Yeah. Then he bust me wide open. Gaped me. Comes to find out, herpes.

[Robert Kelly]

He put on a chin dildo.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Usher sucks.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. I'd see him live.

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

Sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Bieber.

[Big J Okerson]

Did he. Yeah, no, he was just feeding. He fed him the diddy.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, that's grooming, I think.

[Big J Okerson]

No, that was the best on Stern when they. He was like, yeah, I went to Diddy's, you know, whatever it was called. Swag Academy, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You're not wrong.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. He was like, I went to his swag academy. And he was. And Howard was like, would you send your kids there? He's like, no, no, no, no. It was so visceral, his reaction. No, please don't even say something like that. Terrible things happen there.

[Jacob]

It's.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on, you want to see this guy roller skating?

[Robert Kelly]

It's just nc.

[Big J Okerson]

You want to see this guy roller skating?

[Robert Kelly]

I really don't, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Hell yeah. I would have let him fuck my son.

[Robert Kelly]

J.

[Big J Okerson]

What? I would have. I have a daughter, though. Only I wouldn't let him near her. But my son. Hell yeah. You could do worse. If you go, you go. Your son goes. The day you're talking to him, he goes, son, I'm gonna teach you how to play football now. And he goes, dad, I'm gay. And you go, oh. And he goes, I'm dating Usher. Hey, that's fun.

[Robert Kelly]

It's a little cash.

[Big J Okerson]

And so I guess now you also have herpes. I'll tell him. I'll know that.

[Robert Kelly]

Now here's some Val tricks just in case.

[Big J Okerson]

I only know people. Two people. He fucked you and that fat chick. Son.

[Robert Kelly]

Don't worry, dad. He just jerked off in front of me. LT style.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, a lot of gays just have oral. Now go give me the rest of her thing. I haven't gotten the herpes yet. Also, I've since Gained a lot of.

[Deja]

Weight for my 19th birthday. I never heard from him again Since.

[Big J Okerson]

I got herpes, I haven't eaten my feet.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't blame you, miss.

[Big J Okerson]

I found some candy under my bed and I ate it.

[Robert Kelly]

Turned out to be a weed gum.

[Big J Okerson]

Turned out to be double sugar, regular gummies. No weed at all.

[Deja]

Heard reports that he had herpes. I couldn't believe it. I had a child a year ago and I knew I was negative, but I kind of.

[Big J Okerson]

It looks like she tried to put a regular collards T shirt on. It just kept going.

[Robert Kelly]

Stretch that out. Yeah, I've been there.

[Big J Okerson]

But she got a little bacon neck there on the old shirt.

[Deja]

Although I am negative, I was upset by the reports because I would have never consented.

[Big J Okerson]

Wait, she didn't have herpes?

[Robert Kelly]

Wait, what?

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah, she. She said, although I'm negative.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, so does he not have herpes?

[Big J Okerson]

Well, no. The real we must have realized this before at some point. Why the story went away, because this tells me is that she in fact never fucked Usher. She just did a press conference to tell people she fucked Usher and he had herpes. And I don't. Don't worry. What is this press conference for?

[Robert Kelly]

This is insane.

[Big J Okerson]

Because she's saying he had herpes and didn't say he had herpes?

[Robert Kelly]

I guess so.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on.

[Robert Kelly]

Can you just Google, like, does Usher have the herp?

[Big J Okerson]

And I'm having a flare up.

[Robert Kelly]

Best super bowl halftime show ever.

[Big J Okerson]

He denied having herpes. Multiple lawsuits were alleged against him. It says he has herpes and doesn't disclose this to his partners. He's denied this saying he does not have herpes.

[Christine]

We just giving herpes and denying it, man.

[Big J Okerson]

The poor. The subject of the celebrities and the press, man. I have just through seeing him. I didn't meet him, but on Hustlers, all day I was looking at him and every time I called somebody, I'm like, usher's here. I hope they spray his chair down afterwards. And I'm making all these herpes jokes. He probably doesn't have herpes. I don't. If that was a smoking hot chick who made that report, I would believe you. It is a morbidly obese woman who's 6 inches taller than him. I don't think this happened.

[Robert Kelly]

And she doesn't have herpes.

[Big J Okerson]

She doesn't even have herpes because he doesn't have herpes because he didn't have sex with her.

[Robert Kelly]

HPV maybe.

[Chris Stanley]

Did she start out by saying he saw her in the crowd, he just had to invite her Back out of everyone.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes, she did say. She goes, he saw me and said he had an interest in me. And then we had. We had some sexual relations. I mean, I don't know what that would mean.

[Robert Kelly]

Means she probably doesn't have herpes, I guess. So she just blew him is what I think.

[Big J Okerson]

A little cfm. CFNM work. You know what that is? Closed. Female, Naked male. It's a porn genre. It's what they ended up calling bachelorette parties. Where guys, all the girls. Bachelorette party clothes. Female, naked male. Cfnm. Didn't know what it meant.

[Robert Kelly]

I love that you need an acronym to jerk off.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, for sure. J O I. Cfnm.

[Chris Stanley]

Is it possible that Jennifer saw nothing?

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

It's possible she's cheating the gun. When Shine. Shine shot everyone.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Club.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

She was at the Freak Offs.

[Big J Okerson]

Didn't they have the picture? There's a picture of her with everybody. Like, yes.

[Robert Kelly]

The white parties were coke parties for everyone to get gacked up and be soft and not kids, I guess.

[Big J Okerson]

Jacob, you fool. You dumb idiot.

[Robert Kelly]

How did you know that this Diddy, his entire staff.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, wait, there she is in bed with five other people.

[Robert Kelly]

Just had bags of coke and Molly on them at all times, just for. So Diddy's like, Molly.

[Chris Stanley]

Is that Leonardo DiCaprio, of course, was.

[Robert Kelly]

In the pussy posse, Dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

It all ties together.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

Chris Pussy.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Guess what.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no.

[Robert Kelly]

It's the Bussy Posse. Or the Bussy Bunch.

[Big J Okerson]

The Pussy bunch. I mean, that's not really an incriminating picture. I thought there was one with, like, everyone had their tits out or something. Like everyone was topless, including JLo.

[Robert Kelly]

JLo knew everything that was going on.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no doubt Sarah Jessica Parker. No, absolutely. Absolutely.

[Chris Stanley]

Leo looks so happy.

[Big J Okerson]

He is happy. There's an orgy happening between these photos.

[Robert Kelly]

And all these free drugs. I'm a celebrity.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, man.

[Christine]

I mean, it was like the most. It was the best guess.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no. Howard Stern went to a pity party. How has he not mentioned that he's been doing Diddy party with all this new. Has he said that there was a.

[Robert Kelly]

Bottle of lube in his hand.

[Big J Okerson]

That's crazy. Is that possibly real?

[Christine]

Everyone, like, the big Hamptons white party right now, like some other guy.

[Big J Okerson]

Nothing over. Dude, Howard Stern was at a P. Diddy party is crazy. That's wild.

[Robert Kelly]

Everyone. Everyone in the industry of show knew that Diddy was just banging everyone.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, the good news is we all know Howard Stern goes to sleep by 8pm so he definitely wasn't that coked up. Something strikes me that Howard Stern wasn't there watching Foxy Brown get gang banged by the locks.

[Robert Kelly]

That is a Diddy move. Because Ciara was like, yeah. He would hire male prostitutes to for the freak offs and he would just. Just jack to her. He cuck himself out.

[Big J Okerson]

What a party.

[Robert Kelly]

Right? I understand and I'm glad that everyone agreed to.

[Big J Okerson]

He's so tired of himself, he'd rather just jerk off to other people enjoying themselves. He knows she good.

[Robert Kelly]

What a dick. She was a serious one. She's gorgeous. She is incredibly attractive.

[Big J Okerson]

Sierra.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. And also like she doesn't tell for a while, which is pretty cool. She seems like a 14 beating gal. That's what I call them. They're gonna tell on the 15th beating.

[Robert Kelly]

The ridiculous thing is she before she released the lawsuit, she went to Diddy and was like, give me $40 million and this goes away. It was like you. And then she just released it and she still got the 40 million because she dropped the lawsuit and that started this whole fucking thing.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, she's. She is pretty. We have to take a break. Yeah, I know, Lou. I have to read ads. We have an ad. Ads are back.

[Robert Kelly]

I throw freak offs with real dolls.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice. Now there is a victimless crime, right? Every freak off cost you $235,000 of real doll.

[Robert Kelly]

I cut their heads off.

[Big J Okerson]

You gotta live, man. You gotta live. Oh. We'll be right back, everybody. We're hanging out with Chris Stanley. It's the Bon.

[Lou]

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