Symphony Of Change with Andy Fiori

Summary

Podcast Summary: Symphony Of Change with Andy Fiori

Podcast Information:

• Title: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
• Host/Author: SiriusXM
• Episode Title: Symphony Of Change with Andy Fiori
• Release Date: February 19, 2025

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Introduction

The episode begins with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly settling into their casual banter, preparing to dive into a variety of topics ranging from celebrity controversies to local politics. Their guest for this episode is Andy Fiori, a comedian promoting his upcoming shows.

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Kanye West Controversy

The hosts kick off the discussion with a heated debate about Kanye West's recent actions and statements.

• Big Jay Oakerson: "[01:00] Okerson and Robert Kelly. You agree with everything that Kanye said? Oh, shit. No."

• Robert Kelly: "[02:14] And he did it on his iPhone at the dentist getting his grill."

They delve into Kanye's controversial merchandising decisions, specifically a T-shirt featuring a swastika symbol. The hosts dissect the implications of Kanye's choices and question his credibility and mental state.

• Big Jay Oakerson: "[02:26] Well, he had a bunch of shirts up there, apparently. And then right when the commercial aired, everything else dropped off except for that."

Kanye's Net Worth and Business Ventures

The conversation shifts to Kanye West's financial status and business ventures, particularly his association with Adidas and the Yeezy brand.

• Robert Kelly: "[03:02] I think he is still. I think he lost billions."

• Christine Hutchinson: "[03:26] That's the whole thing with Adidas. It was like, now he owns 100% of Yeezy again."

They speculate on Kanye's net worth, debating whether he remains a billionaire and discussing the influence of his business decisions on his financial standing.

Fake Yeezy Sneakers and Tariffs

Big Jay and Robert explore the market of counterfeit Yeezy sneakers, discussing how tariffs impact the production and sale of fake merchandise.

• Big Jay Oakerson: "[04:19] Who said that? Tariffs. Josh."

• Robert Kelly: "[04:54] Well, I think mail's got to come. Mail. You know what I mean."

They debate the logistics of distributing fake sneakers and how counterfeit operations might circumvent tariff barriers, introducing humor and skepticism into the discussion.

Promoting Andy Fiori's Shows

The hosts take a moment to spotlight their guest, Andy Fiori, highlighting his upcoming performances.

• Andy Fiori: "[06:11] Yes. And then a very cool one. Tom is doing the Beacon Theater in May, and he's kindly asked me to join him, so that'll be fun."

Big Jay welcomes Andy to the show, and they commend his upcoming tour dates, fostering a supportive atmosphere among the hosts and guest.

Corinne Fisher's Mayoral Campaign

A significant portion of the episode centers around Corinne Fisher's campaign for Mayor of New York City. The hosts provide a detailed critique of her campaign strategies, policies, and potential impact on the city's future.

Campaign Ads and Policies

The hosts watch and dissect Corinne Fisher's campaign ads, focusing on her policy proposals and presentation style.

• Corinne Fisher: "[25:22] Fees for residents, more rent controlled apartments, capping rent for our beloved small businesses."

• Big Jay Oakerson: "[27:03] Corinne's problem with this video is, is she talks with. She's got vocal fry."

They discuss her stance on homelessness, affordable housing, police accountability, and support for immigrants and the LGBTQ community. The hosts express skepticism about her ability to address these issues effectively.

Host Involvement and Humor

Throughout the discussion, Big Jay and Robert interject with humorous takes on the seriousness of the campaign, including fictional scenarios of them joining Corinne's campaign team.

• Big Jay Oakerson: "[38:54] You can play the guitar."

• Robert Kelly: "[39:10] That they need you."

They mockingly suggest exaggerated campaign strategies, blending political critique with their signature humor.

Audience Engagement and Speculation

The hosts speculate on Corinne Fisher's chances of winning the mayoral race, considering her campaign's reception among various voter demographics.

• Robert Kelly: "[40:42] You think I'm gonna vote for the skinny, scrawny guy or the twaty looking older white lady?"

• Big Jay Oakerson: "[56:50] She might not be 10,000 votes, dude."

This segment includes playful debates on voter preferences, gender dynamics in politics, and the influence of Corinne's online presence.

Closing Remarks and Promotions

As the episode nears its end, the hosts wrap up with final thoughts on the discussed topics, transitioning into promotions for Andy Fiori's upcoming shows and their own comedic projects.

• Big Jay Oakerson: "[60:54] Amica Insurance: At Amica Insurance, we know it's more than just a house... Empathy is our best policy."

They conclude by reiterating their support for Andy Fiori and encouraging listeners to attend his performances, maintaining the episode's blend of humor and informative discussion.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. Big Jay Oakerson on Kanye's Merch:

   • "[01:00] You agree with everything that Kanye said? Oh, shit. No."

2. Robert Kelly on Kanye's Commercial:

   • "[02:14] And he did it on his iPhone at the dentist getting his grill."

3. Christine Hutchinson on Yeezy Ownership:

   • "[03:26] That's the whole thing with Adidas. It was like, now he owns 100% of Yeezy again."

4. Corinne Fisher's Campaign Policy:

   • "[25:22] Fees for residents, more rent controlled apartments, capping rent for our beloved small businesses."

5. Big Jay on Corinne's Speaking Style:

   • "[27:03] Corinne's problem with this video is, is she talks with. She's got vocal fry."

6. Robert Kelly on Voting Choices:

   • "[40:42] You think I'm gonna vote for the skinny, scrawny guy or the twaty looking older white lady?"

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Conclusion

"The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly" delivers an engaging mix of humor, candid discussions, and sharp critiques. In this episode, the hosts navigate through celebrity controversies and local politics with their trademark bluntness, offering listeners both laughs and thoughtful insights. Whether you're a regular listener or new to the show, this episode provides a comprehensive look into the dynamic interplay between pop culture and political discourse.

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Transcript

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And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Big J Okerson]

Okerson and Robert Kelly. You agree with everything that Kanye said? Oh, shit. No. Were the mics on?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, dude, not everything. Not everything.

[Big J Okerson]

We were having a little before show debate here. I'm surprised as a. As a Jew and Bobby knows that.

[Robert Kelly]

And I had a Jewish foster father.

[Big J Okerson]

Surprised? You really think Kanye west has tapped into something over there? Well, when it's quote. To quote you tapping into something over there when it.

[Robert Kelly]

When just how he to treat a woman. Oh, everything else I believe nothing.

[Andy Fiore]

Oh, you've got his merch page up right now.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, because I.

[Big J Okerson]

No, that's just. That's just a swastika.

[Robert Kelly]

That's just my screensaver.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it does look like a shirt for sure, but that is just a swastika background.

[Andy Fiore]

All right then. My apologies.

[Christine Hutchinson]

The site's disabled.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah, they took it down. I think they.

[Big J Okerson]

I think we ordered ours last night.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you? You ordered the last one at Skanks last night.

[Big J Okerson]

I think we got XL tall. I think we got them for the whole crew. Yeah, yeah, because if you wear a swastika shirt and someone black get mad at you, could be like, it's Kanye, dude. And they'll be, oh, all right, all right. And I'll be like, yo, the swastika goes with my sneaks. And they're gonna be like, okay, Justified. All right, all right.

[Robert Kelly]

No, he paid how much for the commercial? 3 million.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. He's like, it's. I thought. It's like. I thought it was like 8 million for like, for 30 seconds.

[Robert Kelly]

8 million for 30 seconds. And he did it on his iPhone? Yeah, he just filmed it on his iPhone at the dentist getting his grill. And then he. You go to it and it's a T shirt of swastika.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, he had a bunch of shirts up there, apparently. And then right when the commercial aired, everything else dropped off except for that.

[Robert Kelly]

It's fucking crazy. Hilarious. This Guy's nuts. I mean.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Well, again, I do feel like Christine says terrifying things like, love him, think he's great. Wow. I think that's strange, but. Because I think, like, what he's saying is, like, I feel bad for him in a sense that it's like, just no one's gonna be able to get through to him. He's too big. He's too big.

[Robert Kelly]

He's still. He's still a billionaire, right?

[Big J Okerson]

No, but I'm sure he's got plenty and plenty of. I don't think he's a billionaire.

[Christine Hutchinson]

No. I think he's worth 2 billion.

[Robert Kelly]

I think.

[Big J Okerson]

I think he is still.

[Robert Kelly]

I think he is. I think that he lost billions.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, he spends money out the.

[Robert Kelly]

Wazoo, but once you have a billion, you're making millions every year just on interest. So a 8 million. Is that how much you paid for the commercial? Yeah, that's Del Esqua.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah. I don't think he's shaken by it at all.

[Robert Kelly]

We should do a commercial next year. Let's start saving up now, and we'll do a commercial.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, hang on. Estimate his net worth at 2.7. Oh, Jesus. Sorry. What was that? That was me. My foot moved.

[Robert Kelly]

Is that your joints?

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, it was my foot, literally. And the mic's hot.

[Robert Kelly]

Your knee collapsing.

[Big J Okerson]

It's my fault. 2.77, but almost 3 billion. Damn. All right, well, that. I. What do I know?

[Christine Hutchinson]

That's the whole thing with Adidas. It was like, now he owns 100% of Yeezy again.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Christine Hutchinson]

And I think that shot him up because they.

[Big J Okerson]

But does. Are people still buying those?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes, I am. You are.

[Robert Kelly]

I got them on right now.

[Big J Okerson]

So where is he in the process of that company anymore? I'll be honest. I don't know. I don't wear them for Kanye. Yeah. They're just so comfortable. You wear them in spite of Kanye.

[Robert Kelly]

Can you get. Can you. You know where to get fake ones?

[Big J Okerson]

I would never get fake ones.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, well, what? For my son, Josh.

[Big J Okerson]

Josh. Josh has a great fake website.

[Robert Kelly]

All right, cool.

[Big J Okerson]

Said might not be a good website anymore because of the. Who thought this was going to become a problem for this. The tariffs. He said that placement. The Chinese is coming from China. The stuff's coming from China. Who said that? Tariffs. Josh.

[Robert Kelly]

Josh has. You had a political conversation with Josh?

[Big J Okerson]

No, just about the tariffs. The fake sneakers. Because of tariffs.

[Robert Kelly]

I think we're right.

[Big J Okerson]

You. They. You think? Really?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Why do you believe that?

[Robert Kelly]

I'm thinking they're fake. If they found a way to fake it. They'll find a way without the tariffs affecting it.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I think mail's got to come. Mail. You know what I mean. Something has to be shipped.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but they could. They could ship it here illegally.

[Big J Okerson]

How? With a bunch of. With a bunch of children in a fucking.

[Robert Kelly]

They really.

[Big J Okerson]

In a crate down by the docks.

[Robert Kelly]

If they can get a kid in a scooter in, nobody knows they can get a pair of sneakers in.

[Andy Fiore]

Don't look at me.

[Big J Okerson]

We should tell people.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm just looking at you.

[Big J Okerson]

We should tell people. This is. This is the Bonfire faction talk series XM103.

[Robert Kelly]

Very special guest.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a Tuesday. I'm Big J Okerson. That is the great Robert Kelly over there, sitting in with us for the show. Just kicking it. Oh, there he is.

[Andy Fiore]

Hi.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, he's coming down the road.

[Andy Fiore]

Good to be.

[Big J Okerson]

Shitty car that he's really happy about to own for some reason.

[Andy Fiore]

Yo, don't knock on D Sonatas.

[Big J Okerson]

This is what hippie people do. They have a shitty car and they're like, isn't this the best car in the world? He goes, is that back door and window being held on by a bunch of stupid stickers? He goes, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Hey, Jay, is that a. Is that a ukulele in the back that he doesn't know how to play?

[Big J Okerson]

It's possibly a ukulele. He's picking up some banjo, though. He's going to be at the Music Box Theater in the Borgata in Atlantic City with the great Tom Poppa this weekend. February 14th, 15th. After that, Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, and East and Pa. Those are all headline shows, correct?

[Andy Fiore]

Yes. And then a very cool one. Tom is doing the Beacon Theater in May, and he's kindly asked me to join him, so that'll be fun.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, very, very cool. Everybody. It's our old friend, everybody. Merc Face, Andy Fiore.

[Andy Fiore]

Nice to see you guys.

[Robert Kelly]

Those two.

[Big J Okerson]

Everybody's two, too. Yeah. Lewis starts counting on his hand now, and it. It made. Took me three to five minutes to intro Skanks.

[Robert Kelly]

Yesterday you did two. Two. You had everybody and then you did Bing. And then everybody. Double everybody's. Yeah, double everybody.

[Andy Fiore]

Folks. Maybe just switch it up some synonyms. Everybody, folks. Guys, it's.

[Big J Okerson]

It's so organic. It flows out of me. And everyone hates it. Everyone hates it.

[Robert Kelly]

Not everyone. Don't say everyone.

[Big J Okerson]

Bobby hates it.

[Robert Kelly]

I love it.

[Andy Fiore]

I didn't hear one thing wrong with it. I was.

[Big J Okerson]

Everybody in this room hates it, and everybody at home hates it.

[Robert Kelly]

Everybody.

[Big J Okerson]

Christine doesn't even hear because she doesn't hear me talking. She doesn't even pay attention when I talk anymore.

[Andy Fiore]

Well, it's good to see you guys.

[Big J Okerson]

Good to see you too, buddy.

[Andy Fiore]

Smelled real good in here when I came in. You guys are having a feast. A chick fil. A feast to see everybody stick on their diets.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm not gonna make a whole deal about it.

[Robert Kelly]

You did good, I did bad.

[Big J Okerson]

What'd you do?

[Robert Kelly]

I had chicken nuggets.

[Big J Okerson]

What's the difference?

[Andy Fiore]

That's not how it's said.

[Robert Kelly]

Chicken nuggets.

[Andy Fiore]

Nougat.

[Big J Okerson]

That does sound like I'm talking about.

[Andy Fiore]

Creamy caramel center of a candy bar. Yeah, it said nugget.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, I had nougats.

[Andy Fiore]

I don't think they're nude really, unless I'm. All right, stand corrected.

[Robert Kelly]

They're chick fil.

[Big J Okerson]

A fried pieces of inside Snickers.

[Andy Fiore]

Can we get these? The menu pulled up.

[Robert Kelly]

That's why I up. I should have got regular nuggets. I got chicken nuggets.

[Andy Fiore]

It's a nice. I apologize.

[Robert Kelly]

It's too much.

[Big J Okerson]

But there's sweet nougat.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I don't like it.

[Andy Fiore]

You think nougat. You think the center of a candy bar.

[Big J Okerson]

No, he's. No, you're right, he's wrong.

[Andy Fiore]

Oh, okay.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm. You're right, I'm wrong. We're making it fun. Oh, no.

[Big J Okerson]

Make no mistake, Andy.

[Andy Fiore]

Now that we've de.

[Big J Okerson]

You're correct. And Bobby says things with a ridiculous accent. For sure.

[Robert Kelly]

I say flipped. It's not a word.

[Andy Fiore]

No, it's not.

[Robert Kelly]

But you know what I meant when you flip it.

[Andy Fiore]

I don't think I do.

[Robert Kelly]

Sure you do.

[Andy Fiore]

Flip it like a flip.

[Robert Kelly]

Flip it good.

[Big J Okerson]

Now, Andy, I understand you're here to promote that you are running co mates with Corinne Fisher for mayor of New York City.

[Andy Fiore]

Is that what's.

[Robert Kelly]

You get my vote.

[Andy Fiore]

What are we doing? Is that really a thing she's really running?

[Big J Okerson]

I get. Here's the thing. I'm still standing by. This is a joke. But everyone's saying no, this is very, very real.

[Andy Fiore]

I can see that one going either way.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you see the ad she put up on her Corinne Fisher for Mayor.

[Big J Okerson]

Instagram 65 times it is.

[Robert Kelly]

Right?

[Big J Okerson]

I've watched it. I've watched it a crazy amount of times. And I think I'm girl. But she's kidding.

[Robert Kelly]

How did she become the pretty one, huh? I am sorry. Sorry. She's so pretty. Look at. She's kind of sexy.

[Big J Okerson]

Corinne's very pretty.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. But she's gotten very hot in the last couple years.

[Big J Okerson]

Her weights fluctuated at times, but I've always thought she was pretty. Sure.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Always like girls.

[Robert Kelly]

You're crazy. One was hot, the other Kurt and Christina. The other one was the hot one.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I think what you're having is one's a bombshell and one was just hot.

[Andy Fiore]

One knows how to Photoshop.

[Robert Kelly]

Exactly. Thank you.

[Big J Okerson]

No, except one's like a. I mean, like Christina Hutchinson's like a. Like a cheerleader poster.

[Robert Kelly]

But I. I think that Corinne has become the pretty side by side.

[Big J Okerson]

I would have always a woman, but my thing would have always been Corinne. I would have always been drawn more towards a Korean type.

[Andy Fiore]

She seems like she had a goth background.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I would have been. Corinne would have been my. My choice out of the two for sure.

[Robert Kelly]

A lot of way too.

[Andy Fiore]

She loves Manson. That's all you needed to say at the porn awards.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, she looked in. It was crazy what she wore. And I mean, it was great. But yeah, I mean, she definitely. If she had hair, you would have seen 85 of it.

[Andy Fiore]

See, that's a. That's a toss up picture right there.

[Christine Hutchinson]

That was their original.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Promo shoot for guys. We.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but you got to go.

[Christine Hutchinson]

So they came out with it and you're like, oh, they're so go back.

[Robert Kelly]

Go a year into it.

[Big J Okerson]

Listen, after this time hits people different ways.

[Robert Kelly]

Go a year in, after some success.

[Andy Fiore]

What's that?

[Big J Okerson]

Why is the first thing a picture of them? And the second thing is putting lollipops up a girl's ass.

[Robert Kelly]

What's that? What's that?

[Andy Fiore]

What's this algorithm.

[Robert Kelly]

What's that? What's that?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Which one?

[Robert Kelly]

This one. The shiny bum with the lollipop in it.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Oh, well, it's because I googled guys we lollipop photos.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, so it's girls. Guys with lollipops.

[Christine Hutchinson]

It's a mix of Corinne, Christina, and.

[Andy Fiore]

This is definitely the first time I'm seeing this.

[Big J Okerson]

So that girl's about to put a pilalip up of that man's asshole though, right there. Just so you know. I didn't realize this was a genre. Christine ping that for me, it ain't.

[Andy Fiore]

A Tootsie Pop either. That is a rocket.

[Big J Okerson]

No candy or not, that's gonna hurt. And if you let that candy dry out and you pull it out, you're gonna wax the hairs on the inside of your asshole.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah, you are.

[Robert Kelly]

I love that you know the science behind it.

[Andy Fiore]

Well, you ever broken up a candy.

[Big J Okerson]

Cane in the wrapper huh?

[Andy Fiore]

Broken up a candy cane in the wrapper theory.

[Big J Okerson]

It's like. Paul. Yeah. It's like. It's like a fluorescent bulb bursting in your ass. Off. Candy.

[Jacob]

That was a candy bomb pop.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. That's awful. Now, is this what now this ties in. This is what Corinne's running on this. She's no more candy up the ass.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, that's. The funny thing is that she's done so many podcast. I mean, podcasts about crazy and done so many photos. I mean, these. She's gonna run.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah. That was her at the porn awards. I mean, can you zoom in on one of those? Because I'm telling you, her cooch was right there, and I couldn't stop forcing myself to not stare at her. Puss took everything in me.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

But I'll tell you what.

[Robert Kelly]

He did it.

[Big J Okerson]

I was a good guy.

[Andy Fiore]

That's good willpower.

[Big J Okerson]

I was a good, good guy. Now if you could super zoom in on it so we can see this here at all. Yeah, it was right there. Huh?

[Christine Hutchinson]

And look, she's a leotard.

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Christine Hutchinson]

So it's a.

[Big J Okerson]

The whole.

[Christine Hutchinson]

The whole thing's like a leotard, you.

[Big J Okerson]

Know, Absolutely High cut, but it's high cut. It's thin cut. Yeah. It was only covering her lips. It was great. Fantastic outfit. I really appreciated it.

[Robert Kelly]

The other one looks like a goofy vampire.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah, I'm really torn.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know.

[Big J Okerson]

Torn. I'm gonna go with the one whose pussy's out and done.

[Andy Fiore]

Is Paco doing there?

[Robert Kelly]

Is he. Is that him?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Yeah, he was with you guys.

[Big J Okerson]

He was producing for us.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's hilarious. We should make him grow that musk.

[Christine Hutchinson]

He waited in line to red carpet it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I left. I left that line angry. The red carpet line, because it was. I didn't want to do it to begin with.

[Andy Fiore]

Because you couldn't see Snooch.

[Big J Okerson]

It was. No, no, no, no, no. It was because it was. We were moving along. There's my date.

[Robert Kelly]

What is that? Why is it you as a woman? How do they.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God. Don't you talk about the polish hammer like that.

[Robert Kelly]

How do they find Big Jane Okerson?

[Andy Fiore]

That's.

[Big J Okerson]

No, she's a porn star. Her name's Pauline Bunyan. Fuck out of here. What's her name?

[Christine Hutchinson]

I don't remember.

[Andy Fiore]

On the bottom. Is it Romy Chase Never chased anything in her life. All right, folks.

[Robert Kelly]

Except a. Except a sandwich.

[Big J Okerson]

I was going after the. You get a plus one. I was going out to the Bourne Awards.

[Robert Kelly]

You got a plus 17.

[Big J Okerson]

But you don't rem. But I was. I walked in with her. So Lainey asked me if my plus one could be her because she didn't have. Even though she was nominated for an award, I guess somehow she couldn't, like.

[Robert Kelly]

Uncross her legs from that dress.

[Big J Okerson]

Go without me. Yeah. Yeah. But what was funny was so she's. She's very Polish. And when we were sitting at the thing, very quickly.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God. Holy shit, that's him. Her. Wow, dude.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I had my friend, my best friend screenshot this and sent to me and was like, what the fuck? I was like, she's a porn star there at the porn awards?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Christine's a trooper, man.

[Big J Okerson]

Why?

[Christine Hutchinson]

I don't think most girls want their boyfriends posing with other girls like that.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, that girl doesn't. Meow.

[Andy Fiore]

Well, Jake clearly looks uncomfortable in that photo.

[Robert Kelly]

He does.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh. I mean, in every way.

[Robert Kelly]

It must suck for those high heels to dig into the earth.

[Andy Fiore]

Even the astroturf feels pain.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it's like she's walking on the beach.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Your face looks like regular cement.

[Robert Kelly]

Jay looks miserable. I don't look thrilled.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not really my scene.

[Robert Kelly]

She hiding a sandwich?

[Big J Okerson]

Well, no, it was also really your scene again. They also asked me if she could be my plus one. I didn't fully get that. Like, we had, like, I was walking in, like, with me and Ralph were hanging out, and then Lainey was kind of like, could you please, like, she's asking if you could, like, kind of walk with her down, like, the thing.

[Robert Kelly]

And, like, it's your scene, but the red carpet is not your scene.

[Big J Okerson]

No, this isn't red carpet, though. This was just a picture we took.

[Robert Kelly]

What's not your scene? The.

[Big J Okerson]

The hanging out. Oh, that. Like, the porn, like, awards weekend really isn't, like, my scene. Ultimately. It's not that I don't, like, want to be around there. I'm just like, the business of it is not my jam at all.

[Andy Fiore]

Industry insiders.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Like, I get you.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't like that. I think Gary's one man show, his manager was like, come outside and do the photo. There's a step. I was like, for what?

[Big J Okerson]

So it's good for your career.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm like, dude, if I. If I've been in enough of them, they haven't worked.

[Andy Fiore]

Jay, can I ask the red carpet lollipop scene this year?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. Actually, I didn't go this year. But they. But this thing was a. Well, the fighting. This big Polish chick sitting next to me Was. We got big. You guys couldn't. We got. Yeah, we got. We got seconds ago, like, seconds between each other. I'm sorry. Like, the. We didn't win news, but they weren't doing. We. We found out in that moment that we're part of the categories. They only do, like, five awards, the porn awards, where they, like, go. The nominees are bing, bong, boom. And they show all their. And then they show all their faces, and then they pick one and they walk up to the thing. They only do that with a handful. The rest of the awards, that someone just goes up between little moments and goes, okay, here's the next, like, several awards. Like, best, you know, MILF squirt scene is. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Is this. And they just tell you. And you pick them up at the end of the thing, they give him.

[Andy Fiore]

The daytime Emmy treatment.

[Big J Okerson]

The very last segment of that, right before the end of the show when they were like. Like, MILF of the year. Blah, blah, blah, milf. You know, this one scene of the year, so. And so she was up for. They go. They go, bbw. Bbw. Like, you know, whatever Scene of the year or performer of the year. Not her. And she goes, oh. And then they go, podcast of the year. Not me and Ralph. And we're like, oh. And then Matt Rife goes, all right, guys, thank you so much for being here. And then he just turned the lights on and just send you out into the world like, this was all for goddamn nothing.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Was that.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Joe was Adam22 that got the podcast.

[Big J Okerson]

Adam22, which I knew was going to happen.

[Robert Kelly]

Matt Rife was the host.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

How good did he look?

[Big J Okerson]

He looked good, but it's my. I mean, like, I don't know if he had a chick at the time, but I mean, he. Every porn star that was sitting in my circle around me was like, I'm going to fuck him or can't wait to fuck him, or I'm. It was crazy.

[Robert Kelly]

We play her.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah. Let's watch an ad.

[Robert Kelly]

I want to watch your ad. We aren't doing not an ad.

[Big J Okerson]

It's a fucking campaign. To. Campaign ad. No, it's a campaign. She's gonna let. She's gonna be both. She's letting. She's letting you know, though, this is a promise. It's a promise to New Yorkers, okay? You asshole.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm sorry, dude. I didn't. I. You know what? I take it back. It's a campaign.

[Big J Okerson]

Why can't you support anybody?

[Robert Kelly]

I'm trying, man. I'm trying. You're right. I apologize. It's a campaign ad. I'm. I'm voting for her.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I've only seen the first one.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm voting for her no matter what.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm voting for 10 times.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm voting for her.

[Jacob]

This is. This is Corinne's.

[Big J Okerson]

Corinne Fisher.

[Robert Kelly]

I love that she's doing.

[Big J Okerson]

It's at.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Corinne Fisher for mayor.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, it's all changed out. It's. It's Cringford's mayor. It's its own thing. Right?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Aside from her.

[Robert Kelly]

You know what a great sexy mayor should be?

[Big J Okerson]

No, for sure. But I think the problem is going to be. Is her broadcast history.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

That will be as scrutinized as anybody else's.

[Andy Fiore]

What do you mean it'll be scrutinized? But.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but she can get through it. She'll claim this is my feminism and you're your.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you remember they got a thing. I think one of the first things where I called and, like, spoke to them or reached out to them was like, hey, you guys. All right. Going through it like they got a bunch of. They got. Tried to get canceled years back. You remember?

[Robert Kelly]

For what?

[Andy Fiore]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

They said. I don't know if they wrote a book or whatever it was. They were like. They were just saying they were fetishizing black men and they made a big deal about that. Who isn't, right?

[Robert Kelly]

Come on.

[Big J Okerson]

I do. For Christ's sakes.

[Robert Kelly]

Can't stop thinking about Black Lou right now.

[Big J Okerson]

You know how hard it is for me to look Black Lou in the eyes and not his every time we smoke weed together?

[Robert Kelly]

What do you think? I've been buying so many Nikes. I just wanted to take a look over this way.

[Andy Fiore]

We got a black mayor right now.

[Robert Kelly]

Can I. Can I? Yeah.

[Andy Fiore]

Let's see this bad boy.

[Robert Kelly]

Can we see this?

[Jacob]

What she's still doing.

[Andy Fiore]

Guys, we from the governor's mansion.

[Christine Hutchinson]

And stand up.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. They're getting paid a lot of money, dude. She's not giving that up. All right, wait a second, Fisher.

[Corinne Fisher]

I'm a New Yorker and I'm pissed. That's why I'm running for mayor.

[Big J Okerson]

Justin. Justin unironically liked it. Justin, I love when they tell on you.

[Robert Kelly]

Where is it?

[Andy Fiore]

I love that person.

[Big J Okerson]

First person. That's Justin. Justin's super into it. Let's just see everyone. Who's a dummy? Cassie's a fan. Karen Harrington, you.

[Robert Kelly]

I. I liked it.

[Big J Okerson]

Go pack Joe. I'll accept. He's a fan.

[Robert Kelly]

I think I liked it.

[Big J Okerson]

Nicole, Brian Bollinger.

[Robert Kelly]

Brandon Sags.

[Big J Okerson]

Jim Norton.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I mean, she's gonna win.

[Robert Kelly]

Who's that? Who's that?

[Big J Okerson]

Christine Wisest.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, Column Terrell.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no. Everybody quiet down for a second. She's gonna win. Why? What have you read so far? What have you read so far on this list that makes you think she's gonna win? Because of.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I'm just joking. Because all the. There's so many people we know that like it.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you're right.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I'm sorry, Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no, wait. You're right. Hang on. Justin Silver and column Turrell. She is gonna win. Apologies.

[Robert Kelly]

Little cheese was in there.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, was glitter cheese involved in this?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, and Jim Norton was there too.

[Big J Okerson]

You know, Glitter cheese is. Yeah. Lisa Traeger. Yeah, you're right. She's gonna win. Christine, all apologies. Two fans that I'm aware of and four comics who I don't talk to. You're right. She's gonna pull this together.

[Andy Fiore]

She might have a shot.

[Robert Kelly]

You gotta look at the demographic of it. She had Glitter Cheese, she had Justin, she had Jim Norton.

[Big J Okerson]

So the gays are covered.

[Robert Kelly]

The gays are covered, sure. And then she had Colum Tirrell.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, now you get the gay Irish.

[Christine Hutchinson]

The immigrant vote.

[Robert Kelly]

The immigrant vote.

[Big J Okerson]

Christine, why don't you jump in her campaign?

[Christine Hutchinson]

I have work already. I'm not looking for work.

[Big J Okerson]

No, this is not work, though. This is volunteer.

[Andy Fiore]

I don't need Jacob sensing a crossover here. Campaign. Corrine campaign. Something there, Jacob.

[Jacob]

That's something.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob.

[Big J Okerson]

There is something there.

[Andy Fiore]

She could be the official beverage sponsor of The Corinne Fisher 2025 May Oral.

[Big J Okerson]

Are you gonna freak out if she ment campaign and you're not present in the room? Because I know historically that has been a bit of a problem for you.

[Jacob]

This. This is more important.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay.

[Jacob]

Fate of New York is more important.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay. Okay. I don't know if she said anything about. Do you want to call Karina, ask her what she's gonna do about the rats in your particular house?

[Jacob]

I would like to know.

[Robert Kelly]

There you go. She probably take care of that.

[Andy Fiore]

I feel like as a sponsor, you'd have real, you know, leverage to get your issues across.

[Big J Okerson]

Absolutely. But I'm going to tell you this. When you say that you. When like you say off the air that you wish we could just drop one bomb and erase all the trans people. She's not going to be behind that. Your real thoughts about the trans, Christine?

[Corinne Fisher]

Politicians destroying our city. No, we aren't doing this anymore. I moved to New York City when I was 17 to follow my dream. Of becoming an artist. I bet on myself and I won't. Now, I want all New Yorkers to be winning this.

[Big J Okerson]

No. But I just also I noticed that Laura Schumacher actually is involved in this. So now Christine, now she is gonna win. You are correct. You nailed it.

[Andy Fiore]

I really don't care for the on the go ad.

[Jacob]

It's a powerful.

[Robert Kelly]

You don't like the power on the go? I'm walking by the camera mostly because.

[Andy Fiore]

I'd be out of breath doing the same thing I do.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, she's got a very.

[Robert Kelly]

Hi, Mandy.

[Andy Fiore]

I'm right here.

[Robert Kelly]

She does have a second last scene. Would just be on a bench. Listen, do what you gotta do. Whatever you gotta do. I gotta get her jacket. Starbucks.

[Big J Okerson]

Her jacket, though, is definitely that of a. A woman of the people. She is for sure. Her coat is very nice.

[Robert Kelly]

There's something about her that I find very enticing.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah, I agree.

[Big J Okerson]

She's attractive.

[Robert Kelly]

No, there's something else about her.

[Andy Fiore]

She's not traditionally attractive, but she's sex something sexy.

[Robert Kelly]

Unconventionally good looking.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Robert Kelly]

And yeah, this is like Jacob. Yeah, yeah, like Jacob.

[Big J Okerson]

Unconventional. Good looking is like Lady Gaga.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

She doesn't have, like features that are normally not good that somehow work on her.

[Robert Kelly]

She's got a schnoz, which I kind of find attractive.

[Andy Fiore]

She has a unique look.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not. I'm not saying she's. She's got a sexy quality. There's something about her energy that makes you like. Oh, she's got some. That's why.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Pretty face.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not that. It's not a conventional pretty face. Dude.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Maybe kind of mean. She'll boss you around.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, a little something about her.

[Jacob]

It's a turn on.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Look, I have to say about Corinne, like, really didn't give a. About what anybody thought when she was coming up. She just kind of did her thing, put her head down because they got a lot of. And she kind of just went through it like she didn't care.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, wow.

[Andy Fiore]

Gotta have thick skin in politics.

[Big J Okerson]

So arcane pan manager is Christina Hutchinson. And then somehow the guy from Third eye Blind.

[Robert Kelly]

Wait, what?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Who?

[Big J Okerson]

Steven Jenkins.

[Andy Fiore]

Now it's a lock.

[Robert Kelly]

Steve Jenkins?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Is it the lead singer, Third eye Blind? Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Stop it.

[Andy Fiore]

What a curveball that is.

[Robert Kelly]

That's crazy.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Is this gonna be our campaign song?

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah. Christine, we might be onto something.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you feel now that Steven Jenkins is involved that somehow she is now going to completely take over this city with votes?

[Christine Hutchinson]

I'm going to try to join. I'm going to see if they need any help.

[Big J Okerson]

I really hope you do. I'd love you to take time away from the home for this. Nothing, honestly, would make me happier than that.

[Andy Fiore]

I have to fly her today.

[Robert Kelly]

Be careful what you want. She might not be home at all ever.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

She might be away from the house a lot if she goes on the campaign.

[Big J Okerson]

Right?

[Robert Kelly]

Like, you'll be home alone most of the time.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

You'll come home from the road being alone. She'll be out working on the campaign trail. You'll be alone.

[Big J Okerson]

A sacrifice you have to make if you want to turn the city around.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I bet Corinne will make it where I can take my dog more places.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God. She probably will get on that. Tell her that's what you want to.

[Christine Hutchinson]

That's an important thing.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Play.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Please.

[Corinne Fisher]

Fees for residents, more rent controlled apartments, capping rent for our beloved small businesses. And tax breaks for New Yorkers who volunteer at one of our over 45,000 citywide nonprofits. I want you to spend less time worrying about how you can afford to stay in New York City and more time being a part of it safely. As mayor, I will hold the NYPD to higher standards, including mandatory periodic mental health checks and a zero tolerance policy on racism.

[Big J Okerson]

Corinne's problem with this video is, is she talks with. She's got vocal fry. She adds, like that thing. So her sentence is running on like a. Yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

That's your thing. Yeah. It's like hiring.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. And we can make things better for immigrants.

[Robert Kelly]

And I'm gonna have the police accountable.

[Big J Okerson]

It's better to have good police than a lot of police.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Mental health is key.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, now do me a favor. Go back Christine's now. I want to hear every one of those.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I can't rewind.

[Andy Fiore]

Let's finish right through and watch it again.

[Robert Kelly]

Can we count how many they are there?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Corinne Fisher]

Being the biggest police department in the country isn't something to brag about. Being the best will be. But amidst all the chaos, let's not forget about the magic of New York City. My audition based, affordable artist housing will keep the culture of the city alive and will encourage the most talented people in the world to choose New York City as their home, which will always be a place where immigrants and members of the LGBTQ community are welcome. No matter what direction America is moving in, New York City will keep moving forward. I hope you'll join us.

[Robert Kelly]

Dude, wait a minute.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it's a joke, buddy.

[Robert Kelly]

It's Not a joke that. That fucking paid for by Christian Twist. Away from the camera was amazing.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Andy Fiore]

It's got very senior year of high school.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm saying she would like. She'd make fun of that.

[Robert Kelly]

She would. But she's in it. She's in it to win it. And with Christine by her side, it's gonna go down.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I want to judge the artists that are auditioning for the housing.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, Christine.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I want to have the fate of.

[Robert Kelly]

All these politician hands.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Waste of time.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what? I can't wait.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Get out. New York doesn't need you.

[Big J Okerson]

Always keep in mind, Christina Hutchinson is her campaign manager already. So when Christine comes in and someone goes, hey, can you get me Christine? And they go, which Christine? And people do this. They go like, you know, Hutchinson, Hutchinson, with these out here? And then they go. We go, which Christine? Christina Give her, like, these ones.

[Andy Fiore]

You know, the ones whose ballots are stuffed.

[Robert Kelly]

It could be the other way. The one eating a carrot. Those are some chompers. Jay.

[Andy Fiore]

Is there more. Are there more ads?

[Robert Kelly]

Hutchinson's got some choppers.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, those teeth are bigger.

[Christine Hutchinson]

There's two more ads.

[Robert Kelly]

Let's go.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I'm not sure if they're both ads, actually. There's two more posts.

[Big J Okerson]

Cool.

[Corinne Fisher]

Hey, everyone. Corinne Fisher here. You've probably heard the news, but yes, I am running for mayor of New York City. And, yes, I'm also in my bathroom right now. It doesn't really get any more grassroots than this. We just wrapped up.

[Robert Kelly]

What if I took a and I.

[Corinne Fisher]

Had to pop on?

[Robert Kelly]

Take a big dump while you're doing this. I'll vote for you.

[Big J Okerson]

That works. Cardi B took a dump on Instagram Live and it did not affect her at all. She's presenting awards at the Oscars.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God.

[Andy Fiore]

She gets invited to the Proven method.

[Robert Kelly]

She spoke at the dnc, I believe.

[Big J Okerson]

That's right. She did.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

She read it off her and she.

[Big J Okerson]

Panicked while it wasn't coming up on the screen. And she panicked and started calling for her assistant. It was so funny. She said, where Peaches at?

[Christine Hutchinson]

I need Peaches.

[Big J Okerson]

Right. Wasn't that her? She's like, where? Pete, I need Peaches now. Peaches.

[Robert Kelly]

She kept smiling my get wet when I get nervous.

[Big J Okerson]

Where's Peaches?

[Robert Kelly]

Why your don't get wet, Yo, I need Peaches. I gotta play this.

[Corinne Fisher]

She's got a forehead Here to say thank you to everyone who donated money and promised that they will volunteer their time towards real change. I think the overwhelming response to this campaign announcement Shows that New Yorkers are tired of sitting back.

[Big J Okerson]

Someone's using the bathroom. Sorry, that's my roommate.

[Robert Kelly]

As New Yorkers, we have to loosen up.

[Andy Fiore]

Just one more reason why we need more rent.

[Corinne Fisher]

Oh my God.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm gonna out the bad and let in the good.

[Big J Okerson]

She goes, I have a two point system that's starting with this point and then followed up by this. Now with those two systems working side by side, we should be able to get to here.

[Robert Kelly]

I say one thing right now, the congestion tax goes like this.

[Big J Okerson]

$9 every time you come into Midtown. I mean.

[Robert Kelly]

And paying for migrants to stay at a hotel. $100,000 a year. Well, you know what they have to say to that. Yeah, everybody gets an electric car.

[Big J Okerson]

Small businesses, artists, black people. That's right, everybody. A symphony of change.

[Robert Kelly]

Palestinians and Jews.

[Andy Fiore]

Let's lose fart archive. Like that wasn't a repeat in the bunch.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean.

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Things that we don't like and we don't trust make decisions about our city for us. We're not going to do it anymore. If you're interested in donating, you can do so@corinne fisher.com and as a reminder, if you want to vote in the Democratic primary, you have to be a registered Democrat. That election takes place on June 24, but the deadline to change or enter your party affiliation is February 13th. I will put more info in the stories. Thank you, Laura.

[Big J Okerson]

Laura is Laura's one half of the team of, like, agent managers for, like, Lewis and Dave and them. Yeah, I'd be pretty irate if I knew my manager was taking time away from working in management as new managers, by the way, to go campaign for mayor of New York.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but she's not.

[Big J Okerson]

She is.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, she's helping the campaign.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Yeah. That's the first. The first comment right there. That's her. She's got some partner party.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, wow. Well, there you go. Well, maybe. But here's the thing.

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe if your manager is part of this campaign and she does win, you'll be able to play New York City for a long time.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, maybe. I would like to say that my manager was a first responder for the wildfires. I'm like, hey, man, I'm having a hard time checking in this hotel.

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

What's that? You're dropping water from a chopper? No, I don't need my manager wrapped up in other. Not manager. You already got to manage other people. Now you got to work. Run a mayoral campaign.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I used to hate when my manager was doing stuff with other clients.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, that he's supposed to be doing.

[Robert Kelly]

Where are you? I'm hanging out with Jared Freed all week.

[Big J Okerson]

Boo. Boo.

[Andy Fiore]

I don't think it's a joke.

[Big J Okerson]

Huh?

[Andy Fiore]

It's not a joke.

[Robert Kelly]

No, this is not a joke. Well, this is real.

[Big J Okerson]

How do you define the word joke?

[Andy Fiore]

Well, for our purposes.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, what's the other?

[Andy Fiore]

Funny.

[Robert Kelly]

What's the other.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, this isn't over yet.

[Robert Kelly]

This is over.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah, this one's done.

[Big J Okerson]

Was it?

[Andy Fiore]

You've probably heard the news. I don't care if the assumption.

[Robert Kelly]

We should go back and hear how many.

[Andy Fiore]

There's one more.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes. I mean, look, she's very.

[Andy Fiore]

It's a little too sorority esque for me.

[Corinne Fisher]

Hey, I'm.

[Robert Kelly]

This might be Corinne Fisher, and I'm.

[Corinne Fisher]

Running for mayor of New York City. Tonight we are out in Brooklyn. Here's my campaign manager.

[Andy Fiore]

Hello.

[Corinne Fisher]

Christina Hutchinson. Here we are volunteering with hope, which is homeless outreach population.

[Big J Okerson]

These are all gonna be actors.

[Robert Kelly]

This is not a joke.

[Big J Okerson]

No, these are gonna be homeless actors.

[Andy Fiore]

Let's see if these. Yeah, for sure. If these are crisis actors.

[Robert Kelly]

Smoking hot millionaire girls are coming down to give them rice.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, I can't wait. Hey, guys, I wouldn't mind eating that pussy. Well, well, now that's. Which also brings up another thing. Mental health is also a crisis.

[Robert Kelly]

Guys, don't touch my scarf on my head. That's a $3,000 Gucci.

[Corinne Fisher]

This is something that happens in New York City every year. Volunteers will go out on the streets and survey people to see if they are experiencing unsheltered homelessness. One of the reasons HOPE was specifically.

[Big J Okerson]

Pauses, pauses, pauses. Click on who this was filmed and edited by. Is that. Is that aj?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

So she's dating him now? Yeah, he works it, but aj. It says aj Comedy, but he's afraid to go on stage. He's in my commercial for the thing.

[Robert Kelly]

What is it? What's going on?

[Big J Okerson]

He works at Gas Digital.

[Robert Kelly]

Give us a little. I don't know what you're talking.

[Big J Okerson]

He's a comic now.

[Robert Kelly]

So what is he doing?

[Big J Okerson]

It's her boyfriend, I believe.

[Robert Kelly]

So they're dating, but he's filming her stuff.

[Big J Okerson]

He's doing all the filming.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, so this guy, and he's a comic, but doesn't go on stage.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't know he was a comic until this moment, and I've known him for two years. He's in my trailer. I used him to act in my trailer. AJ's a great kid. This isn't a dig on AJ. I just didn't know. It's, like, pretty funny.

[Robert Kelly]

Was he a video guy?

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Made us photography, video and comedy.

[Big J Okerson]

Comedy boyfriend. Very new to me.

[Robert Kelly]

Christine and the other one is Christine and Corinne. Christine. Corinne is running. Christine. Do you think that Corinne told in that last video that Christine should ugly it up a little bit and look a little homeless because I'm going to be the pretty one in this video?

[Big J Okerson]

No, I think they're trying not to get. I think they're trying not to get raped in the streets of the Bronx or whatever?

[Robert Kelly]

Really? Because the other. I mean, Christine looks. She could doll it up a little bit, but she looks like she's. Put a hat on. Cover up your face. I don't want to see.

[Big J Okerson]

Why can't you see past their looks and look at the policies.

[Robert Kelly]

I haven't heard the policies yet, Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, you won't allow because you keep talking about their teeth and tits.

[Robert Kelly]

All right, well, let me hear the policies. You're right. Let me hear the policies.

[Corinne Fisher]

Hang on with my campaign. Number one is tackling the homelessness crisis that is happening right now in New York City. Seeing what is the city doing, because it's not enough. This is an area that we surveyed that was actually in a subway station. So we went in and walked the platforms and surveyed all the individuals that were on those platforms.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, survey. I like that.

[Robert Kelly]

I was on the platforms. And this makes me.

[Andy Fiore]

Where's the proof?

[Jacob]

This makes me believe they've never taken the subway.

[Big J Okerson]

Follow the money.

[Jacob]

I do not. I would not volunteer to help homeless because I take the subway and they duty in their pants on the seat that I have to pray that I don't sit on directly afterward because they.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Need help to poop in.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, Jay. Right. Why do you think she's running? But I mean, what. What if that didn't happen? We wouldn't need her.

[Big J Okerson]

She's gonna fix this. Yeah, with stories of guys they have had sex with.

[Jacob]

Andy, would you help the guy you knew duty?

[Andy Fiore]

Would I tackle a homeless? Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Nice.

[Jacob]

I wouldn't.

[Big J Okerson]

Andy, I think you just made your way into the cabinet, my man. Let's try to find you a position.

[Andy Fiore]

I haven't fucked either of them, though, so does that mean I'm not in the base?

[Big J Okerson]

No, neither. A lot of people in her cabinet have not fucked her. It's a matter of being good. What can you do? Who's your outreach to? What do you bring to the table? Working for Corinne Fisher for mayor, I.

[Andy Fiore]

Feel like good energy.

[Big J Okerson]

You can play the guitar.

[Andy Fiore]

I can play seven chords of the guitar.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not bad.

[Andy Fiore]

Sick air guitar, sick air guitar.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, don't forget you bring a really nice American face.

[Andy Fiore]

Thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

That they need you.

[Big J Okerson]

Do you have a very good white American fish?

[Andy Fiore]

If they need a straight white guy.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Andy Fiore]

With who plays hockey.

[Robert Kelly]

Hockey.

[Andy Fiore]

And most white guy things, I'm your man.

[Big J Okerson]

Other white guy things. You like a good. Like a hearty meal?

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah, hearty meal. A stew, a pasta.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Put away some weight in a comfortable chair.

[Andy Fiore]

I'm a good drinker.

[Big J Okerson]

A real comfy chair.

[Robert Kelly]

Knock back some Bud Lights, Take a nap anywhere.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah. Almost like a homeless.

[Big J Okerson]

I would tell you honestly, if you're gonna call out a beer's name, Shane's already got Bud Light kind of COVID I know. You should maybe throw It a Yingling and see if you can get a sponsorship.

[Andy Fiore]

It's all Philly with you, isn't it?

[Robert Kelly]

Really is.

[Big J Okerson]

Is. Is Yingling Philly.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah. It's like, whatever.

[Jacob]

Graphics. So I think she's died. You're important.

[Robert Kelly]

She is a cutie patootie, that Christina.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. You just called her ugly five seconds ago. In this very video.

[Robert Kelly]

She opens her mouth. Listen, the thing is. No, she's. She's. She's a cute girl. I just think the other one, this.

[Big J Okerson]

Is mine, is about politics. You've been the only one having a who's hotter debate for 40 minutes, buddy.

[Robert Kelly]

That's what you do with.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Also, like 10. Like, this is like 10 years ago.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm like, what the is she gonna do about the homelessness? And Bobby's goes, she is cute. Yeah, I would, I would, I would. And I go, they're gonna hear. They're gonna be. They're gonna tackle the homeless issues right now. And Bobby's like, you know. You know, I was wrong. Christina is hot.

[Andy Fiore]

But Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but I still. I don't know.

[Andy Fiore]

I think it's a smart campaign tactic to get the wood vote on your side. Because I feel like a lot of undecided voters go to the booth and they see a picture. They go, would. And then you would vote.

[Robert Kelly]

You think I'm gonna vote for the skinny, scrawny guy or the twaty looking older white lady?

[Big J Okerson]

I would vote for hot. I would vote politically never for a person that I wanted to fuck. That would never mean anything to me. I would assume, if I want to fuck you, then you're done. That's the problem. I have every time Bill Maher has a beautiful woman on who's like a political analyst or something like that. I really. She's Yale educated and all this stuff. I swear I would sit next to her and go, thanks, cupcake. I'll take it from here. I'm not really sure what the difference between Republican and Democrat is, but, like, they both seem to get pretty angry when the other one wins. She's like, well, a Democrat means. I'm like, princess, if you wouldn't mind. Princess, please. Me, I'm talking to Bill Maher. Me and a man are talking. Whenever they have a pretty one now when they have, like a black militant woman, I'm gonna listen. I'm not gonna agree with her, but I'm gonna listen to what she says because I don't want to fuck her. But when it's a hot one. Yeah, you're always like, this. Come on, come on, come on, sweetheart.

[Andy Fiore]

I think it'd be fun to be this close to the Governor's Mansion, though.

[Robert Kelly]

I think so, too. You know, you could do Skank Fest at New York.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah. Think of all the permits.

[Big J Okerson]

Tell you what, Corinne threw a pretty great party on New Year's Eve one time in la. We went to. That was pretty fun. So I love it now.

[Robert Kelly]

Is she. Are they risque? Are they. She's more sexually outgoing than Christine, right?

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

Am I right, Corinne? Am I right? It's more.

[Big J Okerson]

I have no idea.

[Robert Kelly]

Slutty. A little more slutty, but on my.

[Big J Okerson]

Life, I have no idea.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I actually don't know which one.

[Andy Fiore]

Boy, someone's never.

[Robert Kelly]

Because, guys, we. I've seen. I've seen Corinne's sexy photos and stuff like that. I've never seen Christina do, like, stuff like that.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, Christina's probably been also. I'm sure she puts it out there, the traps a little bit, without a doubt. But, yeah, her whole. Christina's whole life because of those titties. I think I said this when she was on Story Wars a couple weeks ago. I was like, your whole life's been like. You've had problems with teachers staring at your tits your whole life. I mean, she's like, yes, definitely.

[Robert Kelly]

I've had the same thing with my dick.

[Big J Okerson]

I know, I know. That's why I told him to raise the table 2 inches.

[Andy Fiore]

The same thing with my titties.

[Robert Kelly]

I used to sit up a little higher. Jay rakes me. Sit down on the table.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I'm gonna see his dick. I'm not gonna be able to work.

[Jacob]

Is there a photo we can see that proves what you're saying?

[Robert Kelly]

About what? Yeah, you're perfect.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, you want to see a picture of her as a child with gigantic tits? Jacob, I'll be honest with you. That's Corinne.

[Robert Kelly]

That's Corinne. That's Corinne.

[Christine Hutchinson]

This is Christina.

[Robert Kelly]

Where's Christina?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Oh, wait, no.

[Jacob]

Get any good ones, Christine, Enhance that quadrant.

[Christine Hutchinson]

That's Christina.

[Big J Okerson]

Whatever. Picture.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's whatever. She hasn't like a 1950s vag. Yeah. Like, no, no labia.

[Andy Fiore]

She's got a real fucking ball.

[Big J Okerson]

There was a see through shirt picture up there. Go up there. Yeah, right there. There we go. Let's see what we're working.

[Andy Fiore]

Those are fucking canyons.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Andy Fiore]

I like Jacob.

[Big J Okerson]

Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. Can't hide, finish or stop.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Little dog in the background. I was like, those are big.

[Andy Fiore]

Even the dog's mesmerized.

[Robert Kelly]

Are they those the biggest titties they've.

[Big J Okerson]

Ever seen Ol cans.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean.

[Jacob]

Yeah, I wasn't familiar.

[Robert Kelly]

Anything else?

[Big J Okerson]

You don't know Christina was?

[Jacob]

No, I. I know who Christina was.

[Big J Okerson]

You weren't familiar with her tits. Why you're staring directly at them. You can't help yourself.

[Jacob]

I will acquaint myself.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, don't say that out loud. You know what? I'm gonna really look into these tits. Now that I see it, I'll research. But yeah, Well, I guess she's running for now.

[Andy Fiore]

They're all right.

[Robert Kelly]

They're millionaires, right?

[Big J Okerson]

Huh?

[Andy Fiore]

They're doing fine.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know what they're. But that they had like a multi million dollar deal years ago.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Yeah, they both bought places.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's cute. I still like the other one.

[Big J Okerson]

Right, but this is about a mayoral race.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. What'd you say?

[Big J Okerson]

It's a mayoral race. We're looking at their policies right now.

[Robert Kelly]

May oral.

[Big J Okerson]

Mayoral. Let's get back to this homeless thing, A.J.

[Robert Kelly]

May oral.

[Big J Okerson]

Oral.

[Robert Kelly]

I get you. All right, let's listen to these mayoral bitches.

[Big J Okerson]

We're gonna go out here and show our cans to the homeless.

[Robert Kelly]

What is on her lips?

[Big J Okerson]

Huh?

[Robert Kelly]

Is that herpes? What is that shit thing on her lip?

[Andy Fiore]

That's a birthmark.

[Robert Kelly]

Is it? Oh, sorry.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Robert Kelly]

Get that off. You have millions. The first thing I did was. Hey, can you take this off my face?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Yeah, I actually don't remember.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll tell you what, though. They would get my vote if they went out to the homeless and started showing their titties and called it a can drive. Can drive.

[Andy Fiore]

Now we're talking.

[Big J Okerson]

Can drive. Woo. Can drive. Well, thank you, Miss Lady. I must be that much better than a burger.

[Robert Kelly]

I actually understood that. I appreciate that. Much better than a burger.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I got you. Thank you.

[Robert Kelly]

I speak homeless.

[Corinne Fisher]

You get to feel good about giving back to the city that you love. And then when Corinne's mayor.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, Christina. Hey. If anybody want to make commercial campaigns and not have their campaign manager all up in the videos, all dancing, singing, come to death row.

[Robert Kelly]

I remember that.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you. Black Lou. Got it right away. Jacob has no idea what we're talking about.

[Andy Fiore]

Nope.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I don't think Jacob's ever heard a rap song.

[Robert Kelly]

Come on, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

Come on. It was Shook Knight.

[Robert Kelly]

Dude.

[Big J Okerson]

If anybody wanna. If anybody want to make their campaigns not have their campaign manager all up in the video talking about dancing Diddy.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, yeah. Having a bee and all that.

[Big J Okerson]

It was Suge Knight.

[Jacob]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And they had the thing at the Source Awards. If you don't if you want to have make your music and not have your producer all up in the video dancing, come at Death Row. Boo.

[Robert Kelly]

Then there was a big, almost a huge fight at that.

[Big J Okerson]

Right?

[Andy Fiore]

Well, it was the Source Awards, so.

[Jacob]

I do remember that now.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. So that was pretty good. So, Jacob, let me redo.

[Jacob]

Great reference.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what? Let's redo the bit and we'll come back from the thing. Man, if you want to do a campaign ad, not have your campaign manager all up in the video dancing, come to death row.

[Jacob]

That's a good one.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Three SMATTERING of applause and a lot.

[Corinne Fisher]

Of people might think, well, if you're getting a tax break for volunteering, is it really volunteering anymore? My response to that, and anyone who has that criticism would be, is a donation to a non profit not tax deductible? It absolutely is. Right? So this is another area where we're giving rich people a tax break for donating their money. But then people who don't have money to donate, we're not giving them a tax break for their time. Your time is worth something. It's valuable. And whatever you have to donate or to volunteer, we're excited to have you in Corinne Fisher's new.

[Big J Okerson]

A lot of setup, not a lot of punchlines. Fine.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, this isn't comedy. Please continue. Are they gonna help homeless here? They're just gonna talk my goddamn ear off. I hope they do. I hope they do a wide shot and you show homeless people surrounded by the car like, please, are you gonna help or not? One second, fellas.

[Andy Fiore]

Hold on.

[Big J Okerson]

We're finishing this shot.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't think they show the video of them going in unless there's a YouTube.

[Big J Okerson]

She's. Is there a YouTube maybe where they went in?

[Robert Kelly]

What's the currentfisher.com go there? Maybe there's some nudes. I mean, maybe there's other videos. What is wrong, buddy? I apologize.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I can't. Do you. Did you do this with George W. Bush? Did you try to see him? I did also.

[Robert Kelly]

I did. I did it with Obama. I voted for Obama twice because of this.

[Big J Okerson]

I can't get mad at you. I went to go see Nosferatu just to see Dracula's dick a bunch, and they only showed it once.

[Robert Kelly]

Where is that? Or is that multicultural Christine?

[Big J Okerson]

Donate 500 from Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Big J Okerson]

You're right. That's crazy. We know them. A thousand.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Big J Okerson]

You want to go more? That's nuts. Dude, your boobs. 10,000 $10,000 from Robert.

[Robert Kelly]

Right in. Show me your boobs.

[Big J Okerson]

And yes, also make it in. Well, the money will cash if you show me right. Right now. We have like a. It's a pending. It's a pending hold.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, my God.

[Big J Okerson]

All right, here. Platform.

[Robert Kelly]

All right, Platform. High cost of living. Great loss of artists. Costly to access of art.

[Big J Okerson]

Why are you saying it like that?

[Robert Kelly]

Because that's the way she talks.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not. You're not even close.

[Robert Kelly]

Let me try it again. You're right, Jay struggling in publix. No.

[Big J Okerson]

Now you try it again.

[Robert Kelly]

Let me try it again. You're right. High cost of living.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I feel like you're just like this. Do this, the NYPD will be held to a higher standard. No, we're in the era of like Billie Eilishes and stuff. Nobody wants to hear it. Aggressive, loud chick. They want you wearing a baby doll dress and be at an underage age and go public schools.

[Robert Kelly]

Excuse me, miss. Ms. Fisher, can I ask you, what do you. What is your policy? What are some of your policies?

[Big J Okerson]

Sometime artists.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you say, I don't want pain and sadness. You say, I don't want pain and sadness.

[Jacob]

I would love for them to do a video where they go on a rat hunt. Just BB gun.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me tell you something. I would definitely. I. I will vote for Christine or Corinne if I have a video of her and Christine going out in bikinis and full. They can wear bikinis and full paintball gear and go out like tactical gear.

[Robert Kelly]

And kill rats at Jacob's house. And after that, I want them in the same outfit doing a car wash.

[Big J Okerson]

And then also maybe a tactical bikini car wash. Yeah, bikini car wash. You gotta raise funds. Anyone could do a bikini car wash. Do you know Lewis, was it Lewis, who says to me the other day that he believes. He's like, oh, like they do in high school, the bikini car washes. I go, what high school does a bikini car? That's not a real thing.

[Andy Fiore]

That was. That was a trope for sure. It's not like the 80s and night.

[Big J Okerson]

That was in a movie or something. For sure. But there was no girls. But I'm not saying there wasn't girls who would do a car wash. Maybe mid.

[Andy Fiore]

I'm thinking Midwest maybe.

[Big J Okerson]

Huh.

[Christine Hutchinson]

My high school bikini car wash. Cheerleaders. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but that's a California also.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Like, bikinis are also weird. Pretty normal.

[Big J Okerson]

But if they call it a car wash and the girls happen to be wearing like babies. Yeah.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I don't think it was like advertising.

[Robert Kelly]

Molestation was very normal in Huntington Beach.

[Big J Okerson]

I know. And somehow Christine couldn't even get molested.

[Robert Kelly]

You didn't get molested?

[Big J Okerson]

Ain't that crazy? I got molested.

[Robert Kelly]

Thank God.

[Big J Okerson]

That'll give you a complex, right? What? A complex, right?

[Andy Fiore]

Not even molestable.

[Big J Okerson]

Christine, she got molested. It wasn't like a trying. You can't molest the willing.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, you asked for it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. She snuck in and sucked her uncle's dick.

[Christine Hutchinson]

It's called statutory rape, Jay.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

A priest tried to suck her dick.

[Big J Okerson]

Christine. Christine, deep into her 30s, would tell me stories where I'm like, well, you were underage, and that guy should actually go to jail. And she goes, oh, I thought I loved him. Okay. I don't know. He was my drug dealer. So now she's calling it. Now she's calling it.

[Robert Kelly]

You had sex with a drug dealer when you were young?

[Big J Okerson]

Are you looking at me?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Yes.

[Robert Kelly]

But it was willing like you wanted it.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Oh, very willing.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, God. Jesus Christ. You wanted to be attacked by an older man.

[Big J Okerson]

She wanted on drugs.

[Robert Kelly]

It's gonna sound like a good song. Drugs and drugs.

[Big J Okerson]

I smell drugs. Who's that? Link?

[Robert Kelly]

I think. I think it's. I think it's great that she's doing this. I mean, there's no way she gonna win. I mean, it's gonna be weird because she has so many fans. She has thousands and thousands of fans in New York.

[Big J Okerson]

Right. Okay.

[Robert Kelly]

That will come out for her.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe.

[Andy Fiore]

Well, Hope. Yeah. I mean, you got to get on the ballot first.

[Robert Kelly]

How many. How many. How many people watch that video?

[Big J Okerson]

I'm not registering to vote to do this.

[Robert Kelly]

You're not registered to vote.

[Andy Fiore]

You gotta be registered as a Democrat, too.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I'm registered, but I'm registered in New York for much longer.

[Robert Kelly]

I can actually vote for. I can do it. I'm a registered Democrat.

[Andy Fiore]

Show your goddamn support.

[Big J Okerson]

Can you vote for a mayor of New York City?

[Christine Hutchinson]

Yeah.

[Andy Fiore]

Yeah, I don't think you can.

[Big J Okerson]

No, you can't.

[Andy Fiore]

No.

[Christine Hutchinson]

You gotta live in the city limits.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I worry about my own.

[Andy Fiore]

You can't live in Buffalo and vote for the mayor of New York City.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna run.

[Robert Kelly]

I have.

[Andy Fiore]

You have not.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna run for sheriff.

[Andy Fiore]

Get your nougats out of here. You have.

[Robert Kelly]

Listen, don't with my nuggets.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna run for sheriff of my town, and I'm gonna open Gary. I'm open Gary, and I'm gonna open things like, everything I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do with my with my six shooter, like, I'm gonna be like, I got a letter here from a mother who would like to say something about the schools I'm gonna put up in the air and shoot a hole through it. And that's how I open the envelopes.

[Robert Kelly]

200 and 238, 000 likes.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but here's the thing. If 150, 000 views or likes, that's views. But if a hundred and fifty, 000 of those are other comedians going, what the is this?

[Andy Fiore]

We just watched it four times.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but if you have 10,000 people vote for you, that's a lot in the city, right? How many can you.

[Andy Fiore]

Can you look up? How many.

[Big J Okerson]

Let's not let this escape this moment here. 10,000 votes in New York City.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. What do you think?

[Big J Okerson]

I think she's gonna lose by 7 million. Am I right about these numbers? 7,999,900.

[Andy Fiore]

Well, you're running gets incumbent 90,000.

[Robert Kelly]

No, there's no way. Yeah, she. Evans is out. Nobody likes him. Adam, she at whatever his name is.

[Big J Okerson]

Malearta's name, and hate him. And that means you're just hating the skin color.

[Robert Kelly]

I actually don't hate him. I actually, I don't mind him.

[Andy Fiore]

All these mayors.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, now he found he's black. You don't mind him.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, no, that's not true. That's why I mind him originally.

[Big J Okerson]

Starting to see right through your.

[Robert Kelly]

No, he's not. I got my Nikes.

[Big J Okerson]

Black Lewis.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't mind Evans, but he is a. He is a. A cokehead.

[Big J Okerson]

You can't say it wrong again two seconds later.

[Robert Kelly]

Edwards is awesome.

[Big J Okerson]

That's Evans.

[Christine Hutchinson]

No, Evans. I'm Christine. That's Christina Adams.

[Big J Okerson]

Are you okay?

[Robert Kelly]

What do you think I'm saying, dude?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know, maybe it's you. I think you're punchy on these girls tits.

[Robert Kelly]

I am. I'd love to punch those things.

[Andy Fiore]

I'm dizzy.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you guys are gonna bet in the next month. There's a call goes up tonight. He goes, hey, hey, Hutchinson, let me know if you're free, dude. YKWD sometime. Why'd you make that face? Because I just nailed your plan tonight. No, I mean, I ask everybody they want to do.

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, she's on tonight. No, I, I actually, I think she could actually make a dent.

[Big J Okerson]

In what?

[Robert Kelly]

In the mayoral race.

[Big J Okerson]

She might not be 10,000 votes, dude.

[Robert Kelly]

I think she'll get a little more than that.

[Big J Okerson]

She could play giant killer.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, you don't think she could actually. You think it's just going to fail? Like it's not gonna do anything?

[Big J Okerson]

I have no idea. You. I know 10,000 votes isn't a lot of votes in a place of 8 million people by.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not 8 million people in New York City. What it's in the five boroughs is 8 million people.

[Big J Okerson]

That's what she's in New York City.

[Jacob]

A lot of women will vote.

[Andy Fiore]

I think we're close to about 11 million.

[Jacob]

A lot of women will vote for her.

[Big J Okerson]

You think so?

[Robert Kelly]

A lot of women.

[Big J Okerson]

Remember how they thought that about Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton?

[Christine Hutchinson]

No. It's New York.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. New York will vote for women.

[Big J Okerson]

Gays. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. For sure.

[Robert Kelly]

Gays are going to go nuts for her.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, no doubt.

[Robert Kelly]

The Spanish.

[Big J Okerson]

I hope she wins. I'll be happy to know the mayor.

[Robert Kelly]

Sounds like you don't want her to.

[Big J Okerson]

Win, so I think it sounds like she's going to win.

[Robert Kelly]

You don't want a woman to be mayor of New York City.

[Big J Okerson]

You think a woman only get 10,000 votes in a city of 8 million people.

[Andy Fiore]

That's. She would be the first, I believe. Oh, no. Bella Abzug. I Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Robert Kelly]

Who is it?

[Andy Fiore]

There was a woman mayor of New York city in the 70s.

[Robert Kelly]

What was her name?

[Andy Fiore]

I think her name was Bella Abzug. You might want to fact check me, but I believe it was like pre Kosh.

[Big J Okerson]

It was Corinne Fisher's mother. We had no idea. You're gonna vote for Bobby 100, but I can't even know you're a registered Republican.

[Robert Kelly]

I can't. I'm a registered Democrat.

[Big J Okerson]

Republican, though.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I'm a registered Democrat.

[Big J Okerson]

Ever since you lived next to those black people. You said you're switching.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Andy Fiore]

You said that.

[Big J Okerson]

You didn't tell him I'm a registered.

[Robert Kelly]

I'm a registered Democrat, Right? Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And you say you're registered.

[Robert Kelly]

You're not even registered. You're not even like into the country.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. You're not.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't want to.

[Robert Kelly]

Of course you don't. You should.

[Big J Okerson]

I steer clear of that now.

[Robert Kelly]

You have to move to Jersey. You'd have to vote for Jersey people.

[Big J Okerson]

That's fine. I'm gonna run. I'm running for sheriff, Dude. I'm gonna take this town back. And I'm gonna. I'm gonna sheriff on horseback. In a town full of cars and street paved streets. I will still horseback.

[Robert Kelly]

You should wait on route.

[Big J Okerson]

On Route 80.

[Robert Kelly]

You should wait till a new sheriff is coming into town. Kill him and then kill him. Like banshee.

[Big J Okerson]

Assume his identity.

[Robert Kelly]

Like, assume his identity.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, my God, I'll get so much hot pussy if I do that. Is that how that works?

[Jacob]

The best.

[Big J Okerson]

Should I start becoming a criminal now, though? Yeah, but, like, you know what? This is a brainstorm session for another time. We have to take a break, everybody. We're hanging out with Andy Fiori. He's gonna be at the Music Box at the Borgata, Atlantic City with Tom papa. That's weekend February 14th and 15th. After that. Oh, Will you be his valentine?

[Robert Kelly]

I will be.

[Andy Fiore]

Great. Oh, I need one.

[Big J Okerson]

After that, he's going to be headlining Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Easton Paul. For tickets and all of his tour dates go to andy Fiore. F I-O-R I.com, go to Bobby Kelly's new YouTube page. Why not? It's a great one. YouTube.combert Kelly comedy. Of course. Check him every Tuesday night. The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge, the Comedy Cellar. And he's gonna be at off the Hook Comedy Club this weekend, everyone, which is. And now your family's coming. Oh. Cause it's Valentine's Day.

[Robert Kelly]

No, because Christine said, why don't we all have a week off?

[Big J Okerson]

I know.

[Robert Kelly]

And Bobby's going, and. And then Don was like, well, maybe I'll just meet him in Florida, me and Max, and we'll have a family vacation.

[Big J Okerson]

I know they don't understand that. They come and ruin your time. I try to explain people going down.

[Robert Kelly]

And hanging with my Calta. Now I'm not right. Because Christine wanted to go take a vacation.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yay.

[Christine Hutchinson]

It's work.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, work. Vacay mostly.

[Big J Okerson]

It was a selfish move. She made a selfish move. We're taking off a week because of.

[Christine Hutchinson]

Christine because Max was off school.

[Robert Kelly]

I didn't wanna.

[Christine Hutchinson]

I. I thought you want to spend time with your family, Bobby. I thought you were one of the good ones.

[Robert Kelly]

I. I love my family, and I would love to spend time.

[Christine Hutchinson]

It doesn't sou.

[Robert Kelly]

I. I'm taking two months off in the summer.

[Andy Fiore]

As mayor, Corinne will solve all these problems.

[Robert Kelly]

Take it off. You come here, I come here. But then I go there. I don't do any shows half the time. Whatever. Now you messed up my Mike. Cal time.

[Big J Okerson]

You do that great move, though, in the summertime, though. Yeah, you send them up there, and then you go, oh, we spend the summer up there, but they spend the summer up there. Yeah, you spend a couple days at home a week. Man, I wish I could send Christina away for a summer. You can't what, like retard camp?

[Robert Kelly]

We gotta take a break. We gotta take a break. We'll be right back. Big J, this weekend you're gonna be at the Funny Bone Friday and Saturday the 14th and 15th in Syracuse. And then he's gonna be in Los Angeles Wednesday, February 19th. And he's doing story wars out there, too, at the Comedy Store. And then Ontario, California, February 20th, the 22nd, Indianapolis, Baltimore. Tickets and all tour dates. BigJ comedy.com and don't forget, his special's coming out on February 20th on YouTube.com Big J Okerson. You got to check it out. It's going to happen. It's a big day. Them on February 20th. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.

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