Tank Top Weirdo

Summary

Episode Summary: "Tank Top Weirdo" The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
Host: Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly
Release Date: January 21, 2025

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Introduction

In the "Tank Top Weirdo" episode of The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly, hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly dive into a candid and humorous discussion centered around personal sexual experiences, preferences, and amusing anecdotes. The duo maintains their signature blunt and playful banter, engaging listeners with relatable and often risqué topics.

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Main Discussion

1. Transition from Advertisements to Main Content ([01:17] - [16:38])

   The episode shifts from promotional segments to the main conversation as Jay and Robert greet their audience, setting a relaxed and open atmosphere by the bonfire. They immediately delve into discussions about their friends' ventures into platforms like OnlyFans, blending humor with personal insights.

2. Deep Dive into Sexual Experiences and Preferences ([16:38] - [54:43])

   The bulk of the episode is dedicated to an extensive conversation about various sexual positions, preferences, and personal anecdotes. Jay and Robert exchange stories about past relationships, discussing intimate moments with a mix of humor and honesty. They explore topics such as:

   • Sexual Positions: The hosts analyze and joke about different positions, expressing their likes and dislikes. For example, at [22:01], Jay humorously critiques his own approach to intimacy:

     Jay Oakerson: "I think so. Yeah."
     Robert Kelly: "And like, you think I'm trying to make you laugh when I've had a bad day?" ([36:48])

   • Personal Anecdotes: Both hosts share personal stories, including awkward or humorous experiences during intimate moments. At [25:12], Robert recounts a past experience with a partner:

     Robert Kelly: "I had the girl. The second girl who blew me ever. And the only reason that that's all we did was because she was a virgin." ([25:12])

   • Humorous Takes on Intimacy: The conversation is laced with jokes about their own and others' experiences, such as discussing the cleanliness and aftermath of intimate encounters. For instance, Jay jokes about the challenges of maintaining cleanliness post-intimacy:

     Jay Oakerson: "You don't want to get your pussy blown out and you find out Jesus is very average sized and then he's just dinging around in there like a bell." ([09:11])

3. Humorous Banter on Physical Preferences ([54:43] - [61:44])

   As the discussion continues, the hosts engage in playful debates over physical attributes and preferences during intimate moments. They explore topics like:

   • Clothing and Its Impact: Jay humorously critiques the practicality and aesthetics of wearing tank tops during intimacy:

     Jay Oakerson: "But I'm saying fucking in just tank top. I just think of the way the people or the way you're lined up doesn't look so crazy." ([34:09])

   • Personal Hygiene and Preferences: The hosts discuss their likes and dislikes regarding cleanliness and post-intimacy routines, often exaggerating for comedic effect. For example, Jay shares a funny story about a past relationship involving an unexpected moment:

     Jay Oakerson: "If you could really prove a point, if I shove my Starbucks straw at my ass, will you take a sip out of my Starbucks afterwards?" ([55:01])

4. Engagement with Imaginary Guest "Christine" ([30:22] - [61:44])

   Throughout the episode, Jay and Robert intermittently address an imaginary guest named Christine, further fueling their humorous and exaggerated narratives about sexual encounters. They simulate a conversation where Christine interacts with them, adding another layer of comedy to the discussion. This segment is characterized by their back-and-forth exchanges, such as:

   Big Jay Oakerson: "Show me the face as I'm about to put it in. And now show me the face as the first two inches go in." ([45:31])

   Jay Oakerson: "My favorite thing with a guy. ... She's gonna work her way down small kisses on my belly, I'd be like, what are you doing?" ([36:10])

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Highlights and Notable Quotes

• On Balancing Religion and Pornography ([02:11] - [09:16])

  The hosts touch upon the conflict between their friend's religious background and her decision to engage in content creation on OnlyFans:

  Jay Oakerson: "She's frigging her for Jesus." ([08:03])

  Big Jay Oakerson: "She might be doing porn. That is okay with God." ([08:50])

• Humorous Take on Hotel Accommodations ([16:27] - [17:55])

  Jay humorously describes his experiences with hotel tubs and the less-than-glamorous aftermath:

  Jay Oakerson: "I was just sitting there with my balls floating on someone else's foot." ([17:30])

• Comic Relief on Cleaning Up After Intimacy ([18:44] - [23:30])

  The discussion around managing the mess post-intimacy is filled with exaggerated humor:

  Big Jay Oakerson: "I like when girls drool though." ([01:44])

  Jay Oakerson: "You have to fight the feeling of the massage." ([47:31])

• Light-Hearted Commentary on Physical Fitness and Appearance ([53:07] - [54:46])

  The hosts poke fun at each other's physiques and personal grooming habits in a playful manner:

  Big Jay Oakerson: "What kind of underwear?" ([59:07])

  Jay Oakerson: "I don't like nipple play. I don't like girls who think I have girl tits." ([37:54])

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Conclusion

"Tank Top Weirdo" offers listeners a blend of humor, personal stories, and candid discussions about intimacy and relationships. Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly maintain their engaging dynamic, making the conversation both entertaining and relatable. While the episode delves into explicit topics, the hosts handle them with comedic flair, ensuring that the content remains light-hearted and enjoyable for their audience.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. On Religion and Content Creation:

   Jay Oakerson ([08:03]): "She's frigging her for Jesus."

2. Humorous Hotel Anecdote:

   Jay Oakerson ([17:30]): "I was just sitting there with my balls floating on someone else's foot."

3. Cleaning Up After Intimacy:

   Big Jay Oakerson ([54:33]): "I think the perfect technique is take it, but let it come out as you're still blowing."
   Jay Oakerson ([16:01]): "I like the side because I like to grab ass and puss."

4. Physical Appearance and Preferences:

   Big Jay Oakerson ([53:12]): "She likes spreading your legs open like a gay man."
   Jay Oakerson ([36:10]): "My gunt looks good. My wiener, my ball bag. That's really when it all pops."

5. Engagement with Imaginary Guest:

   Jay Oakerson ([45:31]): "And I spread really wide. And then my balls go down into my butt."
   Big Jay Oakerson ([52:43]): "What is she, a lizard? What the fuck?"

These quotes encapsulate the humorous and unabashed nature of the hosts as they navigate through their personal experiences and preferences with unabated candor.

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Final Thoughts

"Tank Top Weirdo" exemplifies The Bonfire's ability to blend humor with personal storytelling, engaging listeners in a conversation that's both entertaining and refreshingly honest. Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly's dynamic interaction ensures that each episode remains a favorite among fans seeking candid and comedic discussions on a variety of topics.

Transcript

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's up everybody? It's the bonfire. We're back Monday fun day.

[Jay Oakerson]

That was good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me, Big G Okerson. The boys and one girl.

[Jay Oakerson]

And one girl, one girls. Boys rule.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's true.

[Jay Oakerson]

Girls do drool. They drool while boys rule.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I like when girls drool though.

[Jay Oakerson]

Speaking of drooling girls, I forgot to say this now for a couple weeks. Our good friend Summer Rain reached out to me not long ago asking if I could promote the fact that she is now only fans open for business big time. And I think she's down to just do straight up porn on it. So if you want to pay Summer Rain for pornography, hit up.

[Robert Kelly]

Her only fans conflict with her religious music.

[Jay Oakerson]

You're so behind. She's so past the religious thing, dude. Oh, she's way past that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can't do both, Jacob. I'm sorry. I know that's your dream.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You think she's playing with her for Jesus? I mean, she's frigging her for Jesus.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jesus did hang out with a bunch.

[Jay Oakerson]

Of just that one for sure. Monica Bellucci. Hot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Monica Bellucci.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I. I don't know what the real. I'm sure the real Mary Magdalene. Yeah, I'm sure the real Mary the did not look like Monica Bellucci. But she was Monica Bellucci in the. In the movie Passion of the Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a name. That's a fat girl name.

[Jay Oakerson]

Monica Bellucci. She's so not fat. Well, she's getting old now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Isn't it a fat girl name though?

[Jay Oakerson]

If I already know what it's attached to. But yes, it's the Bellucci said you should fuck my friend Monica Bellucci. I assume that comes with a mustached woman. But yeah, she cooks really good. But a lot of the good ingredients is the sweat coming off of her bottom arm. That's what puts the Old Spice into it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You say the sweat and the skin tags occasionally fall off into the sauce.

[Jay Oakerson]

If the dental floss does what it does. Yick. But submarine pornography.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that sounds good. It is always fun to see somebody transition into porn.

[Jay Oakerson]

I would 100% watch submarine pornography.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right? But she's not that. Can I see a picture of her? She's like, she's not bad, but she's not good.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's not good at all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But she's not good.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'd say she's good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, here's the thing you have to put into the idea too. What's exciting about things like this is you have we know Summer Rain, the performer. I've gotten a chance to know slightly from one hang one night. We know. Or as that we know the person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not bad.

[Jay Oakerson]

We don't know the getting fucked in 15 different positions.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Different type of view.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's a different view.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a different view.

[Jay Oakerson]

And it gets exciting to see that. Am I right? Just like you said. Jacob used to watch Supergirl on the cw. He's not stopped masturbating to those naked pictures of the lady who plays her. Now at the end of the day, these are just black and white blah blah blah pictures. They're good, they're very good. But if you have no point of reference to them, they mean jack shit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It ruined the show, but it was good.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, did it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I couldn't.

[Robert Kelly]

The show was awful.

[Jay Oakerson]

Cause you think that one of those.

[Robert Kelly]

I watched it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you think one of those beautiful pussy hairs can hold up like a two ton fucking anvil or something like they do to show you in a museum?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She caught a missile in her vag and it exploded inside her.

[Jay Oakerson]

Everyone behind my pussy hair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. Ruined the show movie because I was watching the show first and then saw the photos.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's how it's supposed to go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know, but it ruined it because then all I thought about was her pussy.

[Robert Kelly]

It wasn't wholesome to you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wasn't wholesome to me, Jacob. Exactly. I was enjoying the wholesomeness of Supergirl and then I realized she was just another pig actress who Needed a job.

[Robert Kelly]

I remember. No, I mean her phone was hacked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

So she. I mean, I don't think she put them out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

I remember where I was when those was in the studio.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can we say her phone wasn't hacked? No. Somebody got her phone and took the photos.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, it was a mass hack.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A mass.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, it was jail.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was a mass hack, Bobby. The fappening, that was where the Jennifer Lawrence photos came from.

[Jay Oakerson]

Remember Jennifer Lawrence with load on her face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do we. Yeah, of course I do.

[Jay Oakerson]

It was so many years ago.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have to point to your face when you say that.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is where her come was. This is where some guys come was on her face. I just like to read Summer Rains bio too. Yeah, see, they're a little staged. So for me, I do agree with you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Those are 100% staged. And the lighting is perfect. The lighting's perfect.

[Jay Oakerson]

Condom, though, which is sweet.

[Robert Kelly]

I always said it looked like Annie Leibovitz took the. Took the pics. Yeah, they're so.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just don't like her. Bedroom sucks.

[Jay Oakerson]

Her bedroom does suck.

[Robert Kelly]

Remember the guys wearing a hat?

[Jay Oakerson]

That was like a Motel 6, though. It looks like a real shitty hotel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not a motel. There's too much accoutrements on the table.

[Jay Oakerson]

She does have maybe perfect hits.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's got a perfect stunning boobs, nips, bum, little risen butt.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't give a shit about her face. And I don't really like the French fucking queef that's in her snatch, but hate him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why is he.

[Robert Kelly]

I think he's wearing a hat in one of them, which makes me mental.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at her. But she's having fun.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I know.

[Robert Kelly]

I was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Imagine Supergirl just ripped your dick off when she came.

[Jay Oakerson]

Where she squirts a hole through your chest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's why I like that show. What's that show with the superheroes?

[Jay Oakerson]

Boys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The boys. Didn't that happen on one of them?

[Jay Oakerson]

They. The one girl, she gets tiny and went into the guy's dick and then grew big and exploded him from the dick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's like if we wrote a superhero comic book.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Or the time that she jerks him off by, like, climbing his dick because she's so teeny. Yeah, it was great. All those things I would think of. You're absolutely correct.

[Robert Kelly]

I was in my old office jerking off. Jay came in because we used to do the show upstairs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I remember that.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. And I. I went off about how hot Supergirl is, and he said, like, it was nothing. Yeah, she's on the fappening. And I didn't even know what that was.

[Jay Oakerson]

Now you know.

[Robert Kelly]

And then he tells me, I said, no, no, you have this all wrong.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, no, no, my Supergirl wouldn't do that, he said.

[Robert Kelly]

And then he made pulled it up right there and I, I, I was floored. Yeah. Changed my life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It ruined it for you.

[Jay Oakerson]

I, you know, he ruined it, Jake.

[Robert Kelly]

Things changed, Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like.

[Jay Oakerson]

Can I give you a humble apology? What? Can I offer you a humble apology? Please. I'm sorry I jumped the gun. I came at you actually when you were like, doesn't this pornography gonna interfere with her religious endeavors? And I was like, oh, that's religion. Thing's over. That's a thing of the past. But I humbly apologize to you because the bio for her onlyfans says she will do it for the realest in the game. Karma is my name. Jesus Christ is my best friend. Now, just so you guys know, realist in the game, Karma is her name. Put it on a chain, rang a dang, dang, dang, dang, dang.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I say something though? She might be doing porn. That is okay with God.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's possible. It's guy girl stuff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's in the, in the butt. Catholic girls can do. If you have ever dated a Catholic girl that is really religious, they'll let you fuck him in the butt. Because that's, well, there's.

[Jay Oakerson]

Because they're pussy holes for Jesus.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can't. Yeah. You can't get, you can't get pregnant.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Also, you don't want to get your pussy blown out and you find out Jesus is very average sized and then he's just dinging around in there like a bell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's tr.

[Jay Oakerson]

That would suck. If Jesus comes back to fuck you and you've already been gaped, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

You thought the two couldn't coexist?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They do.

[Robert Kelly]

They can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They do. Should I give her a six month?

[Jay Oakerson]

Huh?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Should I give her a six month? Yeah, it's a lot.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jump in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a lot. I don't think it's going to be worth it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Hey. How dare you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sorry.

[Jay Oakerson]

Submarine. Put it on a chain. Rang a dang. Dang.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tell you what, it's not going to be worth the last one we did.

[Jay Oakerson]

All right, let her know. Let her know. World Bonfires officially subscribed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. What's that?

[Jay Oakerson]

All right, let's see. Tight, yummy, tight, yummy.

[Robert Kelly]

This is her only fans we're looking at now. Love Submarine.

[Jay Oakerson]

Tight. Yummy. That's a wiener going in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a wiener.

[Jay Oakerson]

You think she raps when she comes?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think she needs a producer. Horrible. I think this angle is just terrible.

[Robert Kelly]

Are those kids in the background?

[Jay Oakerson]

It's television.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hang on. It's kid television.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know.

[Jay Oakerson]

But what do you want the kids to watch? Them. They have to watch something.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, well.

[Robert Kelly]

Describe what we're seeing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I. I can't. I'm sorry. I was entranced.

[Jay Oakerson]

Submarine's blowing a guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's blowing a guy.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you what.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good.

[Jay Oakerson]

Not bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really good. I would say.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, I tell you. She gives a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She does. He's got a nice piece too. It's a. I would say a perfect piece.

[Jay Oakerson]

Dare I say it's a solid piece. It's a. I mean, I would use a little more. So I would take a little more size on it if I was picking the perfect piece. But it's pretty nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I like. I think it's a good piece.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You're supposed to be watching the girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sorry. We need more gay listeners. Jay.

[Jay Oakerson]

We're gonna make it right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't.

[Jay Oakerson]

Hey, come here. Every time you watch porn, Bobby will describe the. For you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice. Nice bum. Nice body.

[Jay Oakerson]

I said.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I take it all back. She's got a very nice. Yeah, that is nice.

[Jay Oakerson]

Look at her go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's where she's meant to be. Yeah. Wait a minute. Stop right there.

[Jay Oakerson]

She farted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm pretty. I can see Jesus's face.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Christ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right there in her.

[Jay Oakerson]

I see it too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right there.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's like the shroud of turin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. When's the last time you've been to church? My.

[Robert Kelly]

She could clean up. Clean the closets a little.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It is a little messy.

[Robert Kelly]

She's in front of her closets and it's just clutter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It does look like a Brazil.

[Jay Oakerson]

You gotta pay a little extra if you want to get a clean mirror shot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a little weird. What's that? What is that? Butterfly tattoo on her couch. Off.

[Robert Kelly]

Is it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a shit move that was.

[Jay Oakerson]

It is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's terrible, guys.

[Jay Oakerson]

Every one of us would.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I. Yes. But I don't want to come on a butterfly. I love butterflies.

[Jay Oakerson]

Ever. You don't have to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I. I try to get over it. My calm. When I come, it just comes out and I don't know it's coming out. Sometimes I don't feel it. You start leaking, it just dribbles out.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's interesting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's actually Hot. She's pretty hot.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. What Summer Rain's gotta do is maybe throw a little. I don't know, throw a smile in the mix somewhere.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She needs lighting. She needs a light.

[Robert Kelly]

Exactly. Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. She needs a little lighting.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, there she goes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that tattoo is stupid. Oh, it says summer in the middle.

[Jay Oakerson]

It does say Summer in the middle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She'd say dummy in the middle. I don't like that. That tattoo.

[Jay Oakerson]

Wait, back that up. I want to hear that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's not talking. God. Like.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, listen, because this is. This might hit a spot for me because my ex girlfriend, when I was younger, I was told that story. She made an audio tape of herself masturbating for me because her camera broke her Sony Handycam. The family came. Camera broke, so she couldn't. So she made me an audio tape, which I didn't ask for, I will say.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But did you masturbate to audio?

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, no, no, no. But I did go on to tell this story of that audio for. I have it. We found it. It's audio of her. It's so fucking hilarious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want to hear it.

[Jay Oakerson]

She's like. It's just that Philly accent. And also just her kind of accent.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Snaps you right out of it.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's so fun. What's the thing she kept saying? I used to joke about it. I'm gonna. She goes, oh, my God, I'm gonna comeba. And then she goes at the end. So that's why this was. I want to hear what she says here. Because at the end, my. My ex girlfriend goes. She goes. I'm still playing with it. My pussy doesn't even smell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why would you have to say that?

[Jay Oakerson]

You don't have to. It's an audio recording. There's no other. There's no other senses involved. She's informed me. She goes. And just, you know, on the up and up. What, Jacob? Her pussy didn't smell? Are you listening?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because it did.

[Robert Kelly]

Which makes me think. Yeah, it did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It did at one point.

[Jay Oakerson]

You think she lied?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I fixed it.

[Jay Oakerson]

What? Ex girlfriend ride to me.

[Robert Kelly]

We should say Summer Rain is in a bathtub now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not enough water.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, she's trying to let you see what she's working with. Christine, can you back it up all the way, please? I'd like to hear some of the hoopla.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like the water. I like when they have enough water where the pussy comes out like Nessie.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but it sort of does. Yeah, I do know what you mean, and you're right. But it sort of does.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It Makes me cold watching her like this.

[Jay Oakerson]

I understand what you're saying too. If the room. Yeah. The top of her body's chilly right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right now it's just uncomfortable and I'm uncomfortable.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is mostly I think about coming from what I gathered before. Christine, please. Okay. How long does this video.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine. She's actually rubbing. She shaved everything. It's all bare. Not a fan of me either.

[Jay Oakerson]

A little irritated.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yep, a little irritated. The skin is a little irritated.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't like to see red roots from the shave.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it does.

[Jay Oakerson]

It looks like her little diddle is pretty funny. So if anyone's wondering, her technique. She butterflies it a little bit and then takes a finger and gives a little. No, she did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She did.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, she didn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was not bubble.

[Jay Oakerson]

Back that up. She didn't just come. So good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Touches her for a second.

[Jay Oakerson]

Like, I can back it up. I need to hear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Those aren't bubbles. That's her come.

[Jay Oakerson]

Wait.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's her beer. Come.

[Jay Oakerson]

And wait.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good technique.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's the c. Oh. Oh. Just came.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Time to wash my. She didn't come. That's a fake come.

[Jay Oakerson]

She said she just came. Time to wash her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's the next step.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's killing two birds at one stone.

[Jay Oakerson]

You can come and then you can wash your with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

With water. Come. Oh, yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, wait. So that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I hate tubs so much.

[Jay Oakerson]

I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hate when a girl want to take a bath. Ugh. I don't.

[Jay Oakerson]

I love a tub.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't like. I like a jacuzz. I do not like a tub. I fucking hate tubs. I never want to take a tub. If dawn, we had a sunken tub at the old house one night, she was like, do you want to take a bath together? I was like, absolutely not.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'll do a. I don't know how much I'm into two people baths. No, but definitely a bathtub. And I've done on the road hotel rooms that have the big ones and I've gotten in those before. A little bit of Epsom salt and treated myself. But I'm telling you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You travel with Epsom salt.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, it's right across the street of cvs. But I will say it's when you're get out of it, though, and think about it, you go, how many people would just crud it up this tub? I mean, they don't get in there. And Ajax and Comet that fucking tub after every time someone leaves, it's just. I was just sitting there with my balls floating on someone else's foot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yep. Yeah, you're in a bunch of jizz, dude.

[Jay Oakerson]

Definitely feet and stuff now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you think they go in there and clean that tub, you're out of your mind. They turn the shower on. They make sure there's no pubes in it. And they call it.

[Jay Oakerson]

I definitely jerked off in one of these tubs myself, though, too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I jerk off every time I'm in a hotel shower.

[Jay Oakerson]

In the shower.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Because I don't have to clean it up. I don't like jizz.

[Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hate it. I hate. I told you.

[Jay Oakerson]

Really.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hate spills and I hate jizz, which is the worst spill. It goes everywhere.

[Jay Oakerson]

How do you feel about flyaway piss?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Flyaway piss?

[Jay Oakerson]

Piss that gets away from you. And you see, you got to wipe the floor a little bit, too, because I just. Just shot left a little bit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, I don't like it, but I will clean it up. But I don't.

[Jay Oakerson]

Clean up your own jizz.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I don't like spills, dude. I panic. I don't know if I got beat. When I. When I was a kid as I used to spill stuff and get hit. I don't know if I spill something.

[Jay Oakerson]

You did. It must have been one hell of a beat and you forgot it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I walk away. If I spill something, I walk away.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, thank you, Christina. Go down. Let's see what else summer's got going on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The jizzing part at the end is the worst. If you could find out how not to jizz. I wish they would make, like a jizz helmet that you could put on your penis just at the top so when you come, it all goes in there.

[Jay Oakerson]

Would you. If you could. Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

For masturbation purposes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

You would cut off? No, nothing comes out. If you could, you just get the feeling. Yeah, Interesting. I feel like theoretically I would like that. But then I. I don't know. That would feel weird. Also. Have you never been able to. Can you kind of control? You're like, I'm not going to let this become a major spill.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn. 54.

[Jay Oakerson]

You can kind of like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean, no? No, I'm not talking about the piss. I'm talking about coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I can't control. Control where my come goes.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, but you can control. Not like trying to really blast off a fucking distance dart. You know what I mean? Doesn't have to be a javelin, a jizz.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it comes out. It sucks. It's on. It goes all over you, and then it gets into creases and it Goes places. You don't know where it was. You think you cleaned everything. And then there's a little spot somewhere on your thigh, and you're like, ugh. Okay. I don't even like when a girl. When a girl's like, what do you want me to come? I'm like, I don't know. In the barrel. I don't want to come on your face and hair because then you're gonna. I know it's hot in the moment. It's like, oh, God, I get it. It's passionate. It's. But then you have to just look at her with come on her face. And if you don't care, it bothers me too.

[Jay Oakerson]

Where do you. So when you come, you run somewhere.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I come into an envelope.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's not true.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not true. And then I mail it to myself.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's one of those old ones where you put money in, where you wind the thing around the circle. You.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You come. You come where you come. But it's. It's always a no. But I run and get a half wet, half dry towel. I clean up immediately.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, I got. I'm talking about sex.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, sex. Banging.

[Jay Oakerson]

When you finish, where do you. Where does it go?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I can leave it right in her vag. That thing's dead with that. Let her deal with it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can.

[Jay Oakerson]

But you don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sometimes I don't. Sometimes I'll. I usually try to come away from.

[Jay Oakerson]

Her, but that's what I mean, where you get. You scurry somewhere else to come.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll kind of go. I have a towel on the side of the bed and I'll come on the towel.

[Jay Oakerson]

But why not come on her then? Use the towel?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I just. I don't want to see it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because I'm gonna have to clean it, and I don't like her cleaning it.

[Jay Oakerson]

You could hand her a towel or a rag.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That looks weird too. She's just cleaning. She's. You know, it's always. They never do it. She never. I. I can speak for.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why don't you ever take a stroll to the bathroom while you're listening, Glaze is. Is running down her body.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where do you come?

[Jay Oakerson]

Um, like, just where do I come when I'm having sex?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're saying with Christine? Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

Pull out guy. Always. So wherever it fires to from there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But do you clean? Do you help her clean it up? Do you just leave it to her?

[Jay Oakerson]

I mean, she runs in a bathroom two seconds later.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But aren't you Worried about sitting in it. Like, a little stuff gets on the bed, drips off her thigh. Because there's different levels of cum. There's the come that sticks, then there's the come that. The pre come that.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm a come on top guy though, also. Keep in mind. So it's definitely like my. It's my job to aim somewhere.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So where are you going to aim? On the belly?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Game on the belly?

[Jay Oakerson]

I think so. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then she lies. You just. Then you roll over.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you get angry with her? Like if she turns the wrong way and it gets on the sheets? Because I know you like the bed clean, like. Or does she have to. Does she have to like, you know, what's that shimmy, shimmy to the bathroom so that.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, I don't think it's a very messy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And like, how much do you think you guys come? Like, it's not like pouring off of us afterwards, Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Right?

[Jay Oakerson]

How much do you think you come.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't like her tone. That's all. I. I like it don't like, we don't come a lot. Like me and you have little tiny things that come like you chubby. What I hear is you chubby bastards don't come enough. No. Even at like huge load isn't like, it's not like a girl squirting. Here's the problem with load. It's like blood, you know, you can't always. There's always this stuff everywhere. Like, stuff gets places. So you're like, oh, I got it all. And all of a sudden you're looking.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, if you're gonna go do crime scene investigation on it, for sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Well, there's always a little. You roll in it or there's a little on her. Everything's done. She's clean, I'm clean. We're lying there and then you look over and there's a little red on her cheek or on her thing. Like, ah. You gotta, you know, when you clean it up, but it kind of rolls up a little, becomes white. And now it's like a. Almost like a. Like a nugget. Like a mayonnaise nugget. You know what I'm talking about?

[Jay Oakerson]

A chunk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

For sure. A chunk. And it's like, ugh. I feel. But you don't find anything sexy about your come on a woman? I find it sexy all the way up until I come and then I'm like. And you're disgusted by if a girl came on you? If what? If women came.

[Jay Oakerson]

They do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But like, what If Christine came, like, it came out, like, come.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And it would. Shot all over your face.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Would you be all right? Would you let. Would you be like. Wouldn't you be like, all right, girl?

[Jay Oakerson]

Squirting is a substantially more problematic cleanup.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's because it's wet and it's a lot.

[Jay Oakerson]

Correct.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right. But if they came like us, like, if Christine was like, I'm gonna come, and it just dribbled down your shaft into your cubes, you'd be like, oh, fuck. Are you. You understand what I'm saying?

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It'd be like, God. All right.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, I had the girl. The. The second girl who blew me ever. And the only reason that that's all we did was because she was a virgin. We were dating for a few months. I found that out by her saying she didn't want to have sex, but she wanted to do everything else. And she blew me one time, and I told her I was going to come, and she kept. In her mouth, and I came. And then she, like, you know, came back up and, like, laid next to me, and I was like. And I just put my hand down by my, like, dick, and she just spit it all out, like, next to my. Just, like, next to my own. I was. I was like, what did you do that for?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is she, a lizard? What the fuck?

[Jay Oakerson]

She was a dancer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's just. That's just disrespectful.

[Jay Oakerson]

It was a weird thing to do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a. I had a girl.

[Jay Oakerson]

So weird, by the way, one of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The first black girls I ever had sex with. Smoking hot. Just knew her in sixth grade. Met her back when I was 18. Debbie. Oh, God. So smoking hot. And we had sex.

[Jay Oakerson]

Name's terrible, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was just. I liked it. I loved it. Debbie.

[Jay Oakerson]

Debbie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I remember she. She had a. A do rag.

[Jay Oakerson]

Debbie. Sounds like a woman who wears her pants in the middle of her stomach.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was the first time. No, she was. She was, like, shredded. Like, you know, thin. Nice little titties and beautiful butt.

[Jay Oakerson]

Deb.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dark. Just pump a nickel. Gorgeous. Beautiful. And I remember when she went to bed, it was the first time she pulled out a. A durag and wrapped it around her hair.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I was like, I'm such an idiot. I'm like, what's that for? She's like, because I have an afro. You can't just. Just go to bed. I don't have white.

[Jay Oakerson]

I have a drive by in two hours. I got a drive by I gotta get to in two hours. But we don't have to check if black Lou laughed at that. Bobby. I saw that. What a sly look, right? He did this Black Louis. He went. He just looked over. He just did a complete look. He knows he did it too. That's why he's laughing so hard. That's cool Lou, right? That was okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's my old school Boston coming in. Oh, make sure the black guy's laughing, dude. I. The next morning we woke up and we had sex again. And. But I went out and made cappuccinos. I got a. I was like one of the first. Remember the cappuccino machine? The little ones, when they first came out, you could buy them and have them in your house. I had. In my room I had a cappuccino machine. When I live with the retarded guys and at a waterbed and a cappuccino like my little apartment.

[Jay Oakerson]

You. You're saying what I picture Larry's house was in Three's company.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

They never showed you Larry's apartment?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think I did have a fern. I think I did have a plant. And I woke up early. Made us both cappuccinos.

[Jay Oakerson]

And in your shortest robe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She. She woke up and we. We started kissing. She. She blew me. I mean, one of the best ever. And swallowed it all. And then I was like, oh God. And then she took her cappuccino and just spit it in her cappuccino. And she was like, I don't drink cappuccino. I was like, okay, but I have to clean that.

[Jay Oakerson]

Like women also very quick to do a break pole sexual stop with something when it's just when it gets to like their thing. Like there's no. Like, let me try to subtly keep it sexy still. Like, I don't want come in my mouth. We'll say sure. And you subtly kind of like get up right away. I go to the bathroom or I don't know, a zillion things. Spit it onto material of some sort. Maybe to do it back onto. It's like kind of like that. And then when you go, oh, what happened? Like, I don't like cum in my mouth. Like, why did you put cum in your mouth then?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, why did you? I mean, I get thank you for doing it, but you didn't have to do it and you didn't have to ruin probably one of the best cappuccinos I made so far.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's true. I didn't even think about the capacito.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I had a little heart in the foam and EV.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's 14 bucks at a start. Watch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What the fuck, man? Have you ever had a girl try to spit it back into your mouth? That's hard.

[Jay Oakerson]

Try to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I'm kidding.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why does it try to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

As soon as they're done, I just grabbed their mouth and I.

[Jay Oakerson]

You go, don't swallow. Don't swallow. French me. That's Bobby. That's Bobby kissing a cum mouth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is a weird thing.

[Jay Oakerson]

Get over here with your mouth full of jizz, girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think the. I think the perfect technique is take it, but let it come out as you're still blowing. Right. So it's coming back out. It's the porn technique when AIDS happened, and they couldn't swallow it because aids, they would take it and let it. And then spit it back out onto the penis as they're still going. So it's kind of like going back into everything.

[Jay Oakerson]

Listen, you can spit it back on my dick if your makeup's running down. If you're throwing one of those kind of crazy blowjobs, do it all you want. If you got fucking spit and shit coming out of your nose while you're going, I'll just. We're doing one of these. I guess I'm in for it. But not. It can't just be like a lovely blow job and then also last minute, here's something gross. I spit your cum back in your dick, Harry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I'm not. I'm not. She's like a mother bird feeding a baby bird in a nest. I'm saying it's slowly, you know, she works it back into you. That's. I think that is the perfect way to get rid of it if you're gonna do it.

[Jay Oakerson]

She works it back into you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She works it back onto you on fertilizer. Yeah. Like, she's. She's almost like lubing your stuff your dick up with her cum.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And she's also not swallowing, so it's kind of getting worked in almost like an ointment of such.

[Jay Oakerson]

Now, Christine, there's gonna be baked Cheeto crumbs in that spit. And now can I ask you, is that part of the hot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She has orange fingertips. I don't. I just. I. You know, there's something about when you come on a girl, too, it's hot for that moment, but right when you're done and she becomes a person again.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna go grab you a towel. Person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have the towel ready in the room. I would like to have the towel ready most of the time.

[Jay Oakerson]

Also, I like to grab the towel because I'm gonna grab the towel. And also gives me an excuse to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Jay Oakerson]

Throw underwear back on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Throw.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, so now I'm not just being this like naked weirdo running around.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That is true. That's a good move. Tank top weirdo.

[Jay Oakerson]

Tank top weirdo. True.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're not pooh bearing it Also.

[Jay Oakerson]

You're right. You're right. Because you'll be surprised how much better it looks. How much. How much better it looks after now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, we're not surprised. Jay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Tank top.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stop saying we're surprised. You look better with underwear on.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, no, no. It's nothing. Of course it looks better when they were on. But I'm saying fucking in just tank top. I just think of the. The way the people or the way you're lined up doesn't look so crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Still not surprised. We get it.

[Jay Oakerson]

You.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You with some sort of clothes on and me with something on.

[Jay Oakerson]

No to how immediately different.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

The look is at least feeling to you from fucking in just a tank top and no pants or anything on to then lay just being there with no pants on and laying like a little pooh bear. That's the silliest. So quickly I have to get on underwear and shorts. Basketball shorts, pronto.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

And then I'm. Now we're fine again because.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, because if you roll over, your little ass knuckles are hanging out.

[Jay Oakerson]

My little ass. My little baggy corner ass too. My little corner. My baggy ass corners.

[Robert Kelly]

Let me ask you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But there is. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Jacob.

[Robert Kelly]

You're wearing a tank top. Like if during the lovemaking session with Christine, she wants to kiss your belly. What does she have to raise your.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why would she raise her?

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. She has to be. What is she, my fucking Aunt Rouge?

[Robert Kelly]

Kiss your chest, then she has to raise your.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love that Jacob still has romantic fantasies of sex. She's gonna work her way down.

[Robert Kelly]

She's 18, you know, you have kiss.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A man kissed his belly.

[Robert Kelly]

No, I meant his chest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay would smack her in the face if she went.

[Jay Oakerson]

She started kissing my belly. What the you doing? She's gonna start playing baby Mozart to my belly. I'm like, do you think I'm pregnant? Why are you kissing my belly so much?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's one thing you don't do to you don't kiss a chubby guy's belly. Chest, chest, belly, anything.

[Robert Kelly]

The whole. This whole tor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your whole torso is such a fucking 80s.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, for what I'm wearing off, I'm wearing a tank top. So you want to take a couple shots up here. My cleavage area is that we call.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This one or above my buff collar.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, above the collar is okay. I'm all for some. Neck sucking is fine. All that stuff's great. Yeah, but there's no reason for you to hand manipulate or mouth involved with my stomach at all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why would you want to go to some guy's stomach?

[Jay Oakerson]

What are you trying to make me laugh when I've had a bad day?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's ticklish.

[Robert Kelly]

Just, I mean, there's no way down. I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You've watched too many 80s rom com movies. You're right, Jacob. I can't kiss his naked body from his neck to his belly button. Yes. That's not part of our sex life.

[Robert Kelly]

Look what you've taken from her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't slowly kiss down his body to his dick. Can you please try that one night? You know, I want to see how much patience Jay has. She makes me smile.

[Jay Oakerson]

Now listen what you're saying, by the way, I work my way down. I'm definitely kiss down the body on a woman stomach. Yeah, I'm saying stomach here. All that shit. But if a woman started working her way down small kisses on my belly, I'd be like, what are you doing? What a weirdo. I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

Say the way Christine put it, I feel kind of foolish. I didn't mean like an extended period of time. Just she's kissing fabric.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

On her way down. Yes, on her way down.

[Robert Kelly]

Two or three.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You go from the neck to the dick. That's it. Neck to the dick. You don't work your way down. And I don't like nipple play. I Don't like girls who think I have girl tits. No. Jay doesn't like nipples either. But some guys do like nipples. Yeah. And they're called black guys. Yeah, exactly. Patrice. Kev. According to research. Yeah. I mean, it is. It is a black guy thing, man. Lou.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It's kind of nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't. I hate it. I don't like it either. And I hate it.

[Jay Oakerson]

And I've had someone just go for before and. And I actually do this. I go, hey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do that when they go from my penis.

[Jay Oakerson]

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. The tank top, by the way, I am one pushback from it coming off because it's the. I will not let that slow down the thing. However, tank top comes off in my mind, we might as well throw the kitchen sink at this thing because this is the last time I'll be seeing you. If the tank top comes off, it's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like if an assassin. If you see the assassin's face, they have to kill you.

[Jay Oakerson]

The kiss of death.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sorry. You just locked the door at the end. Yeah, you saw me filling.

[Jay Oakerson]

Come on. Please take your tank top off. Well, yes, but it's been. It's. I just want, you know. It's been lovely knowing. I just want you to know I. This will never happen again. Probably at least in my mind. Because you've seen the worst of it. Hey, change positions. With my shirt off.

[Robert Kelly]

Does everyone wear a tank top?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't.

[Robert Kelly]

You don't?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't wear a tank top. I get fully naked, but I don't. I don't. I. I like the tank top. I just don't wear tank tops. I don't have tank tops. Would you ever do T shirts? Yeah. Fuck T shirts? All the time. Socks too. I love a sock. So no tank tops with your fucking socks and T shirts Exclusively.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sock fuck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I. I am a sock fucker. Yeah, you gotta leave your socks on in case something goes down. That's so weird.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's also another reason why I do not love Nessa. And you'll notice this in a lot of pornography, especially the black guys, the big dick black dudes. They come fucking socks and sneakers. And I'll tell you the reason why that is. And I've learned this. Sock fucking is one of the reasons also that I'm not super into doggy style is because my favorite way to do doggy style is if my feet are planted or one foot's up on the bed. One's on the ground and she's on the edge of the bed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't like, but socks, like you start moving on the hardwood floor, you have to have like some carpet or I've had where you're going and you feel your heel coming out of the sock just because. And then having to fix your sock while you're fucking. Just socks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just take the sock off.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you what the timing of sex is when I don't understand when you're having sex, you're taking this off, she's taking that off. But if by the time you take your pants off and your things out, we gotta go. I can't take that extra. Hang on one sec. That sock and then get that. That's gonna stall the whatever passion we were building up. That few seconds that you take the socks off, it just ruins it. You take em off before.

[Jay Oakerson]

You can tell you this too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What? No. Who does that?

[Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you this too. I don't like and I think a lot of people do. I might be alone in this, in the room particularly. I don't like getting blown when I'm standing up. It's not my best presentation.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like it.

[Jay Oakerson]

I like being blown laying down. Really get a good. Let me see if I can show you guys here. I like to get a real stretch open going. Because if I do this, you see.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's it.

[Jay Oakerson]

If I do this, you see.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

The girl's able, like my balls are drooping down. I don't my, you know, the legs are open, everything's just go. And then it's just. Gravity's on my team at that point. I can base hold a little bit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No lights though.

[Jay Oakerson]

And give you no light. Sweet light of the television.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can have sweet light of a television, but not light light. God forbid somebody turns a light on and you are that way.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't have lights on during anything I do in my life. You think where I start doing it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Jay Oakerson]

And if there's a mirror in the room, we're positioning somewhere away from that mirror.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like this, this is my move. I like to.

[Jay Oakerson]

But do you like this, Bobby?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I, I don't, I couldn't. I, I, I, I, I admire it. But before you answer, I can't do it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why not?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't. Because it's too wide.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, I also.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Too wide.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's also, I kind of like to put like where are we having the girl? I also not a huge fan of the, of the Dead On.

[Robert Kelly]

Mm.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You like the side?

[Jay Oakerson]

I like the side because I like to grab ass and puss.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen.

[Jay Oakerson]

Maybe knock around a tit a little bit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't wanna. I don't wanna be that wide because I feel like it's a female position having your legs wide open like that.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let me show you the things that are possible here. Sure. So now we're gonna say the girls. She's flanking me from my right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay. So now this leg would be more of a. This.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. It's a side wide flat. Yep.

[Jay Oakerson]

And then this one's gonna go up like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Jay Oakerson]

In our old apartment, there was a window ledge there that I could put my leg up like this. So you get my butthole.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just getting what I mean. Jesus Christ, Jay. This is what I'm talking about.

[Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

Two spread eagle. Yeah, I agree with Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

So better idea that I presenting your. Squeeze everything together and just make a big fat ball of gun. That's the smartest idea, right, guys? No, what you do is you go like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, God.

[Jay Oakerson]

And I spread really wide. And then my balls go down into my butt. My asshole. Which I have enjoyed lately when my balls are loose and I feel them touch my asshole.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is neat. Why does that feel good?

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. It feels like that. Like. Like you're winning that game. Remember that you try to get the little beads into the holes when they get you at the dentist. When you're good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you guys know. Are you guys not good at the dentist? But yeah. No, I like to have the whole situation.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like doing this right here. This is my move right here. I like having my leg not this high up. Maybe. Maybe that high up. Like that. And the girl right in here.

[Robert Kelly]

So you're standing up for the listening.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I. My. My favorite thing is if the girl.

[Jay Oakerson]

You go on a full Captain Morgan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If the girl can come from behind and grab it and pull it that way. Wait, what?

[Robert Kelly]

What?

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I know exactly what you're saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you know what I'm saying?

[Jay Oakerson]

And, Bobby, she's from behind. Can I explain to Christine what happened from the back?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's called milking. Yeah, you want to be milked?

[Jay Oakerson]

Let me tell you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like a cow. Moo. Moo.

[Jay Oakerson]

If I could explain to Christine what the issue was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you do me a favor?

[Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You close your legs while you do this?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I thought this was the rest of the show. I was showing you guys my. My way the way. I was showing you guys the way, like the Mandalorian look How good my stretch is, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You really do. You could have been a nice gay bear. You would have been a perfect gay bear. Look at that. Oh, my God.

[Jay Oakerson]

And look at this face I make to you while you're me. It makes you feel big. Doesn't make you feel big. Show me you put it in. I go, show me the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Show me the face as I'm about to put it in. And now show me the face as the first two inches go in. Now show me the face when he gets it all the way in.

[Jay Oakerson]

That was good. That was good.

[Robert Kelly]

Didn't answer. Lou and Lewis, do you wear your.

[Jay Oakerson]

Shirts well, let me. I'm sorry. Let me explain to Christina what Bobby. Because she was confused by Bobby's pull from behind move.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

I have to assume, like most young men around me and Bobby's age, at some point, you find yourself in the back of a sleazy massage parlor where they're gonna. They want to make you come. They want to make you come quick. As your old joke used to have. Telling the story. I've had the same exact experience. I believe Keith Robinson, right in a room next to me where the girl. I'm up on all fours, butt naked, and she was licking butt from behind, starts pulling your wiener from behind. Behind you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Behind you. Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

And sucked it a few times, pulling backwards.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's pretty awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's awesome.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's pretty.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pretty awesome now.

[Jay Oakerson]

But you look ridiculous, like a fucking fool.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You look like a baby calf.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You look stupid. God forbid anybody saw you in this position, but.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. Or my leg up on a window still get my butthole licked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. The all fours is a dangerous move because you run the risk of her going, what are you doing?

[Jay Oakerson]

You just gotten all fours. Oh, she told me to do this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm saying if. No. Like I used to. That used back in the day. I wouldn't do this now to Dawn. Of. Of course not. I would. No, no. I would never give her that much leverage on my life.

[Jay Oakerson]

You can't see me like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. But back in the day, you know, little hot Bobby. My. That was. That was a thing when they would. And I think it does come from directly that position because they massage place, they rub your front for a long time, then they roll you over, and then they make you get up a little bit, and then they get you from behind. Is this okay? Is this okay? And you're like, yes. Is it okay?

[Jay Oakerson]

Usually laying on your stomach is the first indicator that they're going to Ask you if you want to do more because they go between your legs, and they ride that finger up along your ball bag seam.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, they go down your crack, and that's when you go. Let them know they're in the right spot. Yeah, so you got to fight the feeling of the massage. And then when they get down there, and then you kind of wiggle your butt a little bit, like, oh, this is a little. An alarm that you're in the right spot. And then they start to play with you. And then they kind of pick you up a little bit and they go from behind. And then at some point, they'll go, okay, roll over.

[Jay Oakerson]

I used to walk out of that one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then I go, no, I'm staying like this. Hut, hut, hut.

[Jay Oakerson]

I used to walk out of that one particular place every time. Like, I'd love to really help that girl get out of that situation. Ruby was. It was her name Ruby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was the first place I went. Philly. Philly was the first place. Keith Robinson. No, it was Patrice O'Neill. Patrice and Vinnie Favorito. First gig was in Philly at Dave.

[Jay Oakerson]

And Bust and the whole thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I didn't even know. And then I found them in Boston. I actually took Burr to one years ago. I found this place. It was called the old English Health Club.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay. That's usually much more fancy than they make it sound.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was. It was in Cambridge, and you had to go downstairs and it was all kinds of girls, though. It was just, you know, women like, girls like, you know, redheads and blondes and Spanish and black and.

[Jay Oakerson]

You traffic anybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well, back then, you know, human.

[Jay Oakerson]

Trafficking sees no color. Who the was that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know what's happening.

[Jay Oakerson]

Whatever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Take care of whatever it is.

[Jay Oakerson]

Black, blue. Do karate on them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What if it was two girls coming into the. Oh, Jesus. What happened?

[Robert Kelly]

Comes to clean.

[Jay Oakerson]

He just Sparta kicked her in the chest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe. Maybe she was. Maybe she was listening. She came into do what we needed.

[Jay Oakerson]

Would you guys like me to finish shoes off? I heard happy ending.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I heard you like to be milked like little baby calf.

[Jay Oakerson]

You want to spray your legs, Mr. James? Spread your legs real wide the way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You like me, dear J. Yeah, spread your legs, dude. I don't know about that one. That one's a. That's a little uncomfortable position to be in. But coming from the side is a little better. If she was coming directly down the middle with your legs spread like that, you kind of.

[Jay Oakerson]

I think that's the instinct that most girls go for, is that when you lay down. I think they try to come, like, almost like you're standing there kneeling in front of you, but laying down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Most girls come from the side because they have a position. They can lie on you. They can have a little rest. If they come right up the middle, they're gonna be on their elbows. Christine is right here. I mean, we could just ask a woman.

[Jay Oakerson]

I say take a rest. She doesn't know. I say, take a rest. I say have yourself a rest. Right. And if you're gonna choose this rest, preferably for me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Back towards me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Jay Oakerson]

So if they're going from all fours. Side.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All four side.

[Jay Oakerson]

My right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Okay. So I'm looking at her profile down the line. I can grab butt cheek, knock around some titty, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Love knocking around a titty.

[Jay Oakerson]

Of course you do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Grab one titty. Just like a monkey.

[Jay Oakerson]

Jiggle it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh.

[Jay Oakerson]

Somebody see if I can get them both with one hand and kind of crank them together. Now in that situation, when they're sideways doing, if they want to take the rest, the. The side choice, she's gonna go. She's gonna roll to her left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just love lose music.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It makes it so legitimate.

[Jay Oakerson]

Well, listen, when we're having a sexy conversation, you have some sexy music.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's true.

[Jay Oakerson]

The. She's gonna go from the all fours.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Blowing you. The lay down's gonna go. Her back towards you. So she's going from sucking like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

To now she's sucking like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Jay Oakerson]

Inside. Like a Burt Reynolds Playgirl kind of side.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You didn't have to see her.

[Jay Oakerson]

So it's there now there's no looking at the face too much. And you get good access to. You can get a good old fashioned hook finger. Finger blasts between her butt cheeks going to her pussy. It's the way to play it for sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I actually like the hair, though. I like when I get to grab the hair and pull it out of their face and reveal the terrible things she's doing. It's almost like a curtain. Like, ta da. And then I just see this terrible thing that she's doing to me.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm not a. I'm not a big. I see you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I see like, yeah, John Cena.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm not a huge smash your face down on my dick guy. But I'm definitely a hold the hair because it's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can't be smash your face, guys, because it's too easy. I know they're gonna go.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, they're gonna be. I can't breathe because your Stomach is blocking my nostrils.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's not your cog.

[Jay Oakerson]

Shut up. Shut the up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said we very rarely do a heel.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I'm gonna throw up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, can I ask you a question? What is your favorite position for, like, you know, my thing, you know, Jay's thing. What would be your thing?

[Jay Oakerson]

If you like to get a blowjob while you're standing up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you're gonna get fellatio.

[Robert Kelly]

I would, but I. I mean, most lying down is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you. Are you locking your legs right away? Showing your muscle tone and your quads?

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, I take my clothes off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All of them?

[Robert Kelly]

All of them. I mean, you're almost wearing leggings. It's almost like. Only thing that's showing is. I don't understand what's going on. You're wearing socks.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, just my midriff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just the part that needs to be out.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. He just has.

[Jay Oakerson]

Why do you have to see my belly button? The fuck?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

No one's gonna kiss my belly button. I'm not a chick. What am I, some chick?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob just wants her to see his little V dick ass.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You want to see a little one?

[Robert Kelly]

I work out hard.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I respect that. But when you do, you put. You're lying on your back, one knee up, one knee down. I would think you're a one knee up, one knee down type of guy.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's what I do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Or both knees down.

[Robert Kelly]

Both knees down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So you're flat. You're just a board, I guess.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oof. Really?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

But Jacob's legs aren't pushing like fat to. To the middle to make it an unpleasant situation. That's why I spread eagle. My legs look good, right?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I feel fine.

[Jay Oakerson]

My gunt looks good. My wiener, my ball bag. That's really when it all pops. That's why it comes together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like you going from behind so you don't have to see anything. You're just seeing that.

[Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're just grabbing my stuff and pulling it from behind. And then I'll bend over a little bit. And then you play around in there.

[Jay Oakerson]

A little bit and you're an asshole.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Little bit. Not too much. I don't like too much. Just a little bit. Little bit? Yeah, little bit.

[Jay Oakerson]

If you had a girl go heavy asshole play on you first hookup without you asking and presenting things.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's heavy ass play?

[Jay Oakerson]

Licking your asshole or fingering your ass off? Yes. First hookup.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yes. Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. No, I'm. I don't even think Christine. I don't even think Christine meant that in a bad way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've almost married a couple of those girls. Yeah.

[Jay Oakerson]

No, I'm. Listen. Yeah, buddy. You think I'm upset with you, but.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I always make sure that I'm. You know. I'll take a minute. Let me go to the bathroom for a second. I make sure everything's nice. I don't want to do that at all. I don't want to taste in pennies.

[Jay Oakerson]

I don't have to do that at all right now. Jacob, confidently, just to prove a point, if I shove my Starbucks straw at my ass, will you take a sip out of my Starbucks afterwards? Why? I want to prove how clean my asshole is. I believe it, but you're not going to get sick after that.

[Robert Kelly]

You don't have a bidet, so I don't think it's as clean. I do have a bidet because mine are Bobby's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. My bidets. I got the fancy.

[Jay Oakerson]

Sure. He gets in.

[Robert Kelly]

This is all in your head, I believe. I think he does, but he can't power wash. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mine is like when they mine for gold with the water.

[Robert Kelly]

Jay's got the best vcr.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mine shoots in. Shoots in my butt. And you can hear.

[Jay Oakerson]

You guys are doing the car wash of assholes. I'm doing detailing, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mine.

[Jay Oakerson]

I'm in there. Really, I am. You don't even know there's dookie still in your seams, buddy. You gotta get in there with a special tool. This blows it all out, buddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My beam goes inside. Yes. And I've taught my butthole to open up a little bit and you'll hear more gold coming out.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Now, are you ever worried it's going to start coming out of your nose and eyes and mouth?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Jay Oakerson]

The water, the Bellagio fountain, or your wiener. What if it goes so far? If your body comes out your wiener. Is that how wieners work?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Jay Oakerson]

Oh, okay then.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So you just lie flat. Black Lou, what do you do? I do like the side thing.

[Jay Oakerson]

I think it's really cool because you can also touch her at the same time. But I like the front. Like the laying flat and her being in front of me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

One, for eye contact and two, you really.

[Jay Oakerson]

She can really get the nooks and crannies of her tongue to rub up and down my dick the correct way. It's true.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a professional answer right there.

[Jay Oakerson]

He's not wrong. Listen, icon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do like that.

[Jay Oakerson]

Of course, the blowjob dead on. Feels good. I. I have a hard time doing anything sexually where I'm not doing a thing. So just laying back while she's sucking my dick. That's why I don't like that over here. At least, like, I'm. It feels great. And I can also film looking at her ass. I'm playing with it. Not gonna titty around. As we've spoken about earlier, you don't play with her hair when she's giving you head like that. Of course.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, I do.

[Jay Oakerson]

I. I hold. I'm a big. Hold the hair up in, like a. A fist. Ponytail.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Make it into a handle.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Because I will say. And I know what happened. It's fine. And this. If you're attracted to a girl also, it doesn't really matter. But the tying the hair back, it's sexy in the sense where it's like, time to go to work. But there's also some battles, like. Well, that's not the. You know, I mean, like, you've just made it like a gym exercise versus, like, fucking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It's like you turn your baseball cap around to get to work.

[Jay Oakerson]

Yes, exactly. It's like you've taken away some of your female. And I don't of it. This has nothing to do you. There's any girl that I'm sure that I'd really like to fuck, I'd fuck her on ponytail day. I wouldn't give a shit. I'm just saying to go from, like, the sexy hairs tattered everywhere to be like, I'm gonna suck your dick. And then we put it back in a ponytail. I was like, I don't like it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because it's like they do it so fast and sufficient. It's like, oh, you've done this. This is your thing.

[Jay Oakerson]

This is my knob slob knot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They don't even have. They don't even have, like, a scrunchie. They just know how to tie their hair in a blowjob knot.

[Jay Oakerson]

Blowjob knot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Black Lou. What do you. What about you? Lights out. Except for a crack in the door so I could see her blowing me. I could stand up. It's not a problem. I like that. I like standing up.

[Robert Kelly]

What's the other T shirt?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Spreading your legs open like a gay man. No, I can't do that. I just can't.

[Jay Oakerson]

What's that? Are you saying that's what I do? No, because there's not a game. There's no spreading your ass like a gay man. Well, I mean, your legs, I guess there is. Spreading your ass like a gay man. There's no spreading your legs Like a gay man. I'm giving her access to my shit, man. I'm giving her access to my. To my situation down there. My pack.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. And shirt. Shirt is off. Everything's off. But once sex is over, everything back on.

[Jay Oakerson]

Everything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everything. I'll leave my shirt off for a little bit, but not for long. Even the pants go back on. No, no, no. Underwears go back on. Underwear goes back on. Yes. I knew it has to go back on because you have to let her know that the ride's over. Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

What kind of underwear?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're not doing this again. I got nothing else.

[Jay Oakerson]

Pain.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

10 pack of hain. Stop touching me. And stop kissing my neck. It's time for food.

[Jay Oakerson]

That's a weird one. Now when you think it's. You've either gotten it on her or on your hands or whatever, and you think you've taken care of it and then your wiener starts going down. And then when she goes to grab it one more time and then you get that. All that after stuff shit's out there and then it's just sticky feeling and whatever. And that. That's a bummer sometimes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bummer. There's a bummer where after you're done and you put your underwear on, your shirt on, you're sitting there and then they go. They start revving up again. And then they'll go, my turn. And it's like, no, okay. I mean, I got. I got no passion. You killed the pat. Once you take. Here's a tip for women. Once you take the jizz out, my superhero power of passion is gone.

[Jay Oakerson]

It's over immediately.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's over. You gotta leave that in me. You gotta leave it in me to make me do stuff. Yeah, I'll do some crazy stuff to you.

[Jay Oakerson]

If you edge Bobby for a week, he'll divorce Dawn. I will. If you just edge him for a week, he'll change everything about his life. He'll walk away from his child. I'll walk away from his whole family.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Goodbye. I'll live in a tiny house.

[Jay Oakerson]

But if he comes, he's going to be like, whoa, that's a crazy decision I was making.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stupid.

[Jay Oakerson]

Stupid. But if you just keep on the edge.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Jay Oakerson]

You never know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, what is your favorite thing in a guy? My favorite thing? Like it. For a guy. Like it would Jay spreads his legs like an eagle. Like a. Like an eagle wings. Yeah, like that. Or standing up. I like it. I like to mix it up.

[Jay Oakerson]

I like all of them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's such a girl answer. I do that's such a. They're all fun in their own ways. Really. There's no. You don't have a favorite thing with a guy that maybe helps you out with doing it.

[Jay Oakerson]

Hang on, Jacob. I can't see you over my dick and balls between my legs. What's that? Are you giving me the brake signal or you tell me you'd like to grab a hold of my hog.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We gotta take a break. Oh, my God. There's so much stuff going on in the world. But we don't care because we're the bonfire.

[Jay Oakerson]

What are we news?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What are we news?

[Jay Oakerson]

Are we America's news source? Everybody, you heard it here first. 80 different ways to open your legs for a girl to get to your ball bag. And we'll be right back. This is Spike TV radio. Girls in bikinis. Bobby, this is my butthole right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't.

[Jay Oakerson]

My buttholes right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's spreading his legs and finger blasting his own butthole with.

[Jay Oakerson]

Let's talk about how impressive it is, how stretchy I am.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's very impressive how stretchy you are.

[Jay Oakerson]

Do you mean it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do mean it. It's. It's uncomfortable. Impressive.

[Jay Oakerson]

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