The Dancing Outsiders

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: The Dancing Outsiders
Date: June 2, 2026
Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson, Robert Kelly
Guests/Regulars: Louis J. Gomez, DJ Lou, Don (call-in)
Theme: Broadway musicals, family dynamics, and food debates—with The Outsiders Musical and holidays as a backdrop

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Episode Overview

In this freewheeling episode, Jay, Bobby, and friends dive into the hilarities and hazards of family holidays, argue about the dignity of peas at upscale restaurants, and—most memorably—deconstruct Robert Kelly’s emotional journey at "The Outsiders: The Musical." Through their trademark bluntness, ribbing, and storytelling, the crew explores how holidays are really about food (not faith), how musicals can unexpectedly hit you in the feels, and why you should never trust your friends’ explanations about what show you’re attending.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. DJ Lou’s Merchandise Launch (01:31–04:18)

• DJ Lou announces new Bonfire-themed T-shirts at comicwearables.com, humorously framed as a desperate move to pay child support and “move out of the ghetto.”
• Visual jokes about how the logo should look on merch, preferred colorways, and playful debates about splitting profits.
• Classic banter: “It’s too lost in the middle of that one... move it over to the tit. If it’s gonna be little, it should be tit.”
  — Big Jay Oakerson (03:10)

2. Easter & Holiday Traditions with Food (05:04–12:50)

• DJ Lou shares an awkwardly funny account of bringing his girlfriend Nyla (the only Black person at the gathering) to a family “ham party,” prompting jokes about outsider status and cultural disconnect.
• Spirited debate erupts over the importance of food in holiday celebrations, especially in Catholic and Italian-American families.
• Food talk turns philosophical: “Our holidays... we made it about the food. Like, Easter is about the meal. Christmas is about the presents and the meal.”
  — Louis J. Gomez (07:26)

3. The Great Peas Debacle (09:28–11:42)

• Bobby tries to elevate the humble pea as an underappreciated vegetable; Jay mocks the idea of peas as a side dish at upscale steakhouses.
• Table etiquette humor: “How is a classy way at a restaurant? You mush the peas into the potatoes, and then they come up easy.”
  — Louis J. Gomez (10:33)
• Jay concludes: “If you behave that way at a nice restaurant, they're gonna fucking ask you to leave.” (10:40)

4. British Food & The Yorkshire Pudding Saga (11:47–17:16)

• Louis recounts making Yorkshire pudding for Easter, learning from British cookbooks—a project met with mixed reactions at home (Dawn: “stupid,” Max: “French toast”).
• Jay is both mystified and somewhat dismissive of the dish, prompting an impromptu plan for Bobby to cook Beef Wellington.
• Memorable moment: “We live very different home lives. I live the American dream... you live a rock and roll life.”
  — Louis J. Gomez (14:30)
• Rapid-fire trivia about British food culture, holiday meals in England, meaty roasts, and plans to tackle Beef Wellington next.

5. Food Culture Shopping and the English Store (22:29–24:06)

• Bobby explains his love for British foods and frequent visits to a specialty English shop in Mount Kisco—imports with “real sugar.”
• They riff about the cultural oddities of English food versus American, and Bobby expresses admiration for English chocolate and savory pies.

6. Tragic Accidents and YouTube Rabbit Holes (24:08–28:53)

• Conversation pivots to a wild viral video of a motorcycle cop hit by a truck, used as a springboard for fears about body exposure during public emergencies.
• Bluntly comic take on trauma: “It is better if you're in a tragic accident... for people to gather around your almost naked body, it is so much better to be in shape.”
  — Big Jay Oakerson (27:42)

7. The Outsiders: The Musical — Bobby’s Unexpected Feelings (30:09–44:20)

• The main segment: Bobby reveals he teared up at a Broadway musical adaptation of "The Outsiders," against his expectations.
• Jay and the crew relentlessy roast him for supposedly not knowing it was a musical, despite clear signage and marketing.
• Bobby calls his wife, Dawn, live on air to confirm his claim—only to have her gently refute him and admit he got “right into it.”
• Notable quotes:
  • "You can't help but dance gay in a musical." — Louis J. Gomez (33:00)
  • "You looked at me like, it's gonna be one of those." — Don, after Bobby realizes it's a musical (43:10)
  • "He knew all the words! He wanted to buy the soundtrack." — Don, ribbing Bobby’s enthusiasm (43:32)
• Observational comedy on Broadway musicals: the hyper-choreographed fights, accidental homoeroticism, and the inevitable post-show merch shilling.
• Bobby’s confusion about show type becomes a running joke, the rest of the crew gleefully rubbing in the evidence that he ignored the signs.

8. Family, Masculinity, and Broadway Crowds (33:15–39:36)

• The group riffs on the performative masculinity/lack thereof in musical theatre, and the discomfort (or lack of) of men in the audience.
• Jay and Bobby bond in their own way over enduring musicals for the sake of loved ones.
• Even amidst the roast, Bobby admits, “I would love to see The Outsiders play. I’m just being honest. It got me.” (39:37)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Merch: "It's too lost in the middle... move it over to the tit. If it's gonna be little, it should be tit." — Big Jay (03:10)
• On Faith Holidays: "Our holidays? We made it about the food... [Easter's] about the meal." — Louis (07:26)
• On Peas: "If you behave that way at a nice restaurant, they're gonna fucking ask you to leave." — Jay (10:40)
• On Yorkshire Pudding at Home: "Dawn hated it. She thought it was stupid, didn’t like it. Max took a bite out of his, said it tastes like French toast." — Louis (14:55)
• On Being Caught Off Guard at The Musical: "You looked at me like, it's gonna be one of those." — Dawn to Bobby (43:10)
• On Misleading Marquees: "The only word that's said twice on all of the branding on the front of the building is musical... The word 'the' is used less." — Big Jay (44:09)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• DJ Lou’s Merch Discussion: 01:31–04:18
• Holiday Food Traditions: 05:04–12:50
• The Great Peas Debate: 09:28–11:42
• Yorkshire Pudding & Beef Wellington: 11:47–17:16
• English Food Culture/Store: 22:29–24:06
• Motorcycle Cop Viral Video: 24:08–28:53
• The Outsiders: The Musical (Bobby’s breakdown, call-in with Dawn, debunking): 30:09–44:20

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Tone & Style

The episode is a riot of sarcasm, familial ribbing, candid oversharing, and the kind of relentless honesty that marks The Bonfire’s chemistry. Emotional moments are instantly met with loving mockery, and the mundane becomes fodder for deep comedic analysis—especially when food, masculinity, or Broadway are involved.

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For Listeners New to the Show

If you love offbeat debates about food, brutally honest takes on holiday traditions, and a comedian’s ability to turn any subject into comedy gold, this episode delivers. The main event—the evolving saga of Bobby’s realization that he accidentally attended (and cried at) a Broadway musical—serves as a masterclass in how The Bonfire mines the most personal stories for big laughs.

Catch the full episode for:

• Even deeper food tangents (filet mignon, peas, British chocolate).
• The brilliant, escalating back-and-forth as Jay and Louis dig into Bobby’s ‘musical denial.’
• A live call-in with Dawn to settle the score (and potentially incriminate Bobby further).
• The group’s unique take on what it means to be an "outsider," on stage or off.

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Transcript

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J

[Robert Kelly]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's happening? Tell you what, you look good with those glasses.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you. It's new. It's a new thing for me, having so much conversation indoors. And sunglasses.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I like it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is this Howard Stern feels. I like it. It's power move. Jacob has no idea I'm scowling at him right now because my face is smiling, but my eyes are daggers. You feel it?

[Jay]

I feel it. I feel it now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just making sure you feel it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

DJ Lou has merch. He's got a brand new T shirt out@comic wearables.com. i think he has a gambling problem. He needs to make some money.

[DJ Lou]

I'm trying to move out of the ghetto.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's trying to. He's got to start paying child support. Government found his bank account.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. And his. His Indian girlfriend's like, you have to make money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His girlfriend's telling me, goes, we have to move away from your brother.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We have to move away. My. My. My mother wanted Dr. Engineer, and I settled for DJ.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He keeps telling me that he's you and we have sex together. I don't like it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't like it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Perhaps you can sell a shirt or something.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's actually. I hate that photo of me, by the way. It looks just like my mother. It's a great shirt, DJ Lou. Describe it.

[DJ Lou]

It's a stickman Pearl Jam logo that I redrew to say DJ Lou and the Bonfire. It's on comic wearables.com and also my Instagram Lewitsky Lincoln bio.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Go get it. Go get there. I actually like the black one with the red bonfire. Very cool. Very cool. And what do we get? 10, Jay? 10 or 15?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was 50.

[Louis J. Gomez]

50. Do we get 50?

[DJ Lou]

You do make. You do make me what I am. But we're really splitting pennies here.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay, well, you know, what if it takes off? What if it becomes the hottest new shirt?

[DJ Lou]

Then you get a cut.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Lou.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It should be. The logo should be just as big on all of them. The black one, too.

[DJ Lou]

I. I like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's too lost in the middle of that one.

[DJ Lou]

Yeah, that's not a fair representation. Like, when you zoom in, it's. It's like a seven by seven on the chest. I don't like. That's the way the original Pearl Jam was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You should move it over to the left. The tit on the tit. If it's going to be little, it should be tit.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They should always have a tit one.

[DJ Lou]

All right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But I love it. Looks great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I think if you made that just, like, substantially bigger, it would look awesome.

[DJ Lou]

Okay, I can do that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I. I do like the one with the red. It pops.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, I'd wear that, but I'd want the logo to be much bigger.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, let's get that. Let's get that going.

[DJ Lou]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So go over there right now. Comic wearables dot com. Click on the bonfire. Oh, you have your own little thing.

[DJ Lou]

Comic wearables.com. and then also you can get bonfire stuff there, too. Jay stuff, Bobby stuff.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, look at those hats. You get a keychain.

[Jay]

I need a logo.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, you got jade. I forgot that one. What's the. What's the one down the bottom?

[Don]

Not Dan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not Dan.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Not Dan. What's that one?

[Don]

Snake pit. There is no snake pit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Snake pit.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's a good one.

[DJ Lou]

So we have merch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We do have merch.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's the. Oh, where's the. That's my favorite. The middle one there with the. Jacob. What is it called? Jacob and Jacob and the Boys.

[Don]

Simple Jake and the Boys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have that shirt.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's my. One of my favorites. Simple Jake and the Boys. Hey, welcome back to Simple Jake and the Boys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Blue. What happened to that?

[Louis J. Gomez]

DJ Lou, you have your own page up there, too. You can just go there.

[DJ Lou]

Yeah. Look at my stupid face.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What do you. What do I have? What was mine? The check spot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The check spot.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I got the regs. The check spot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What does that mean.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Means I hate the check spot. I used to wear that on stage because all the clubs I was doing. Oh, that's my. That's. Remember that one on the front it says, you're great. And on the back it says, not

[DJ Lou]

you from your Jerry Seinfeld story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's the Jerry Seinfeld story. That's right. That's right. There you go. All right, so go there, get his. Get his shirt. Get him out of the get. Save his relationship. Yeah. Oh, there's not enough money coming in. Ask them if you can promote it as much as Lewis promotes. But he. Bring coffee.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

For the love of Buddha. I cannot stay here and looking left and right and seeing the same face.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Do you want me to tame croblers like my aunt?

[DJ Lou]

She's half black eyes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

One of you has to wear a fucking. A hat or something. One of you must grow hair. Lou, where'd you go for Easter? It says you had a ham party again.

[DJ Lou]

I brought my girlfriend Nyla to my. My sister's house for a ham party.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Can she eat ham?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can eat ham.

[DJ Lou]

We made her a chicken just because we knew she didn't eat ham.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She can't eat ham.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She can't. She doesn't like the swine. Yeah.

[DJ Lou]

For one reason or another, she don't like swine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Refrigeration is the actual biblical answer, but that is the problem. What, because it would make you sick? Because they couldn't refrigerate.

[DJ Lou]

Because she's black, you mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. No, no, no, not that. I think. Why? It's biblical. This is what the fucking old Chris Rock joke used to be. Because maybe there's no refrigerators. That's why people are like, pork's evil. It'll kill you. Like. Yeah. If it goes bad, just leave it out. Where was your part? You went to her. Her family's place?

[DJ Lou]

No, my sister's family. Yeah. So she met them. Yeah. Where the hem is first.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, the family.

[DJ Lou]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What'd they do? I'll touch your hair?

[DJ Lou]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They asked her to teach them how to dance or belly dance.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Did she have little symbols on her fingers?

[DJ Lou]

She was the only black person there. I could tell you that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What the fuck?

[Louis J. Gomez]

What? That's what it was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She wasn't the only black person there.

[DJ Lou]

She was.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, she was. I think. She wasn't. I got confused, like, what's going over there? It's getting a little dark over at the Whitzky's place. Parties are getting louder every year. More ham and more Blacks every year

[Louis J. Gomez]

starting to be like the Wahlberg's place.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you guys see? Speaking of. Donnie Wahlberg and J.D. mcCarthy have gone, like, mega religious now. Like, in the last week, they've just decided to do everything's like singing, like, religious songs and.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, maybe it was because of talking about their faith.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but I mean, they're really. They're going big, though.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, they're like. We've. We're a couple who's turned our lives over to Christ. And you should. It's. It's pretty. Pretty wacky.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. It's a weird. I mean, look, I love the Catholic religion. I think it's the best.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why Catholic?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Just because we like. Holidays are awesome. The food's always. It's all about the food. Our holidays.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't think so. I think it's about a relationship to a higher power.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, but we made it about the food. Like, Easter is about the meal. Christmas is about the presents and the meal. Like Jewish. No offense. Your Passover. The meal's kind of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've never thought of Christmas dinner being like, the thing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, Christmas dinner is great. I love Christian. It always makes, like, a lamb. A lot of food, but all day you eat chips and dips. You never see a chip at a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

More of like a. That's more of a Thanksgiving thing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Thanksgiving's great, but on Christmas, there's always snacks everywhere.

[Don]

Well, Italians do the seven fishes. That's a big Christmas Eve dinner. But it always seems like something.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They do. Pasta.

[Don]

Christmas or Christmas Eve.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Italians do the. The religious holidays in a big. It's all about the food.

[Jay]

Italian, huh?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

None of you were Italian.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm Italian. You told me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It seems to suit you. You're Italian.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I'm. I'm Italian. Irish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Robert. Patrick. Keni.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Listen. My father was a Sicilian Italian. I mean, Irish and absent and. Well, that hurt. That just came out of nowhere.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's why you're not.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Slapped me in the face with a fish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Italian.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Your dad wasn't around either.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Right back at you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It sure wasn't. That's why I'm not Italian.

[Don]

He doesn't have Christmas dinner. They do it at his dad's house with his new family.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I'm sure there's Christmas dinner happening at my dad's house.

[Don]

Major holiday over there.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Fantastic dinner.

[Don]

His parents work.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, my parents work on Christmas, usually.

[Louis J. Gomez]

My God. What did you guys do for Easter?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nothing.

[Don]

We wanted to know. We did a dinner.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, dinner. Yeah, we had dinner.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What'd you go to dinner?

[Don]

We went to quality meets with Isabelle and her sister and her mom and her best friend. And then me and Jay, we wanted to do. We've been trying to do the holidays together.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Do you do the holidays with your daughter back in the day? Always. Like Easter and all that? Yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But Isabella said this year that she wanted to have dinner with everybody.

[Louis J. Gomez]

She didn't want to do the Easter egg hunt this year. No, she was over that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, she wanted to do dinner with everybody, which was nice.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So this is the first year we didn't do the Easter egg hunt with Max.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, we would have done nothing. I think we would have done absolutely probably nothing if not for that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I ate like, a fat all day. Dawn was making snacks all day. She made the stuffed mushrooms. She made. Oh, oh. You know what I made? I made. She was making a roast beef. Filet mignon. Roast beef, which is like the best candy. Carrots. She made peas, which I think is the most underrated vegetable. I don't know why we don't eat. I love fucking peas. Peas are great. And you never see them anywhere at restaurants. Don't use them. Always. A green bean, asparagus, a cauliflower. Horseshit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can get a side of peas at a diner.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Can't get peas like, at a restaurant. They don't have peas. Like, a steakhouse should have peas.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It would look stupid.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I love a pee. I love peas. You don't like peas.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like peas. Fine.

[Don]

Smash.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So what is your problem? I'm saying that they. They should have more peas.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It'd be silly to have peas.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why would.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It would not be a nice restaurant. It's a hard food to eat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's a great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How is a classy way at a restaurant?

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's so.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's seven balls on a.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, it's not. You get the fucking mashed potatoes. You mush the peas into the potatoes, and then they come up easy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now you're back at a diner, you

[Louis J. Gomez]

got to know how to eat it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you do that, if you behave that way at a nice restaurant, they're gonna fucking ask you to leave.

[Louis J. Gomez]

First of all, a pea is awesome. And they should. My point is they should have it

[Big Jay Oakerson]

everywhere, but just places where you can mush it into your mashed potatoes and pick it up with a fork.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Whatever you want. With a fucking pee. You can. You can get a spoon and eat a pee. You don't need a fork.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You look like a maniac. If you start eating peas with a spoon at a nice restaurant.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I Use a spoon more often than I would use a fork.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Rice.

[Louis J. Gomez]

When I have rice, I use a spoon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, God. You'll be an invalid.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You get more on a fork.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It looks' cause you're not. It looks. It's because you're not to be trusted with a fork.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I went to a Chinese restaurant, and the Chinese people were using spoons. Everybody else using. Trying to use chopsticks and a fork to eat their rice. And I look over and they're over there having their lunch break, just scooping into rice with their spoon and getting a lot of rice on a spoon. I love a spoon. I'll use a spoon more than I use a fork.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want you to. I'm gonna take you out to a beautiful steak meal, and I want you to exclusively use a spoon and a knife.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I use a spoon. A hundred percent. I would do it. Have no problem with. And you know what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You pick the steakhouse, I guarantee.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Del Frisco's, of course.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'll do keens, actually.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. I've never been keens.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But then I made. Yesterday I made Yorkshire pudding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's that again?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yorkshire pudding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. What?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm saying, what is Yorkshire pudding?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Because we were having a roast beef with the gravy and the baked potatoes and the vegetables and the peas. Yorkshire pudding is like an English thing where it's a. It looks like almost like a puff pastry. There it is right there.

[Jay]

Bobby eats like a Hogwarts student.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You. So. Yeah, you. I made those with the roast beef meal. So good. So good. And you put a little of the beef juice on the bottom of the tray before you put the batter in, and it absorbs the beef juice into the actual. So the bottom is kind of almost like French toasty. And then the top is flaky and nice. And then you pour the gravy all over it. It's like almost like an English biscuit almost type of thing. Or a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, did you. But you can't. You had your meat first.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, you have your meat with it. You put that on the plate.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So, Bobby, I mean, you'll take. I'm not here to teach you about English culture, I guess. But you can't have any pudding until after you eat your meat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You eat your meat with your pudding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. You're not going to graduate this weird school if you keep saying stuff like that. You can't have any pudding until you eat your meat. You. Yes, you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And took me all day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you listening?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I hear it pinching me. You can't even have any pudding if you don't eat. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can't have any pudding.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You put it right on the plate

[Big Jay Oakerson]

with the meat, and you're gonna spoil your son because this kid's just having pudding before he has his meat, and I'm just worried about his future.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wait, you eat the pudding with the meat?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not true. I'm not just gonna take your word for it when it's written in history books.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's not. That's just one song. You put the pudding, the Yorkshire pudding on the plate. A fan of mine, I told Don yesterday, I said, I want to do Yorkshire pudding. She goes, I'm not making that. I don't know how to make it. And then a fan of mine had sent me a British cookbook, and it was in the fucking cookbook. So I was like, I'll make it. Fuck it. So me and Max made Yorkshire pudding. You gotta make the batter, then you gotta let it rest for four hours, and then you put it in the oven. Takes 20 minutes, and then it comes out. You gotta eat it right with the. With the meal. Put it right on the plate. Little gravy in the little hole it makes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Man, we live different home lives. We immediately live different, very different home lives.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I live. I live an American dream, maybe. And you live. You live a rock and roll life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know if it's that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You went out for dinner, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's a rock and roll life. I cooked. I made Yorkshire pudding. I mean, I was the only one who ate it. Nobody else liked it. And I had to throw out 12 Yorkshire puddings at the end of the meal, which bummed me out really bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It wasn't good Yorkshire pudding.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dawn hated it. She thought it was stupid, didn't like it. Max took a bite out of his stomach.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've never said that about a food where I've said, do you like it? I go, I don't like it. It's stupid.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, she didn't like it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a weird critique of food.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Max actually put syrup on it. He goes, it tastes like French toast. And he had one. A half of one, and then he didn't eat the rest of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You let him put syrup on it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And I had two. I wanted three, but my baby's stomach wouldn't allow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did he still eat his meat?

[Louis J. Gomez]

He ate all his meat. He ate a little bit of his Yorkshire pudding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Well, because he was full on meat. Because probably properly, he didn't have any pudding until after he finished his meat.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hey, doesn't that look good, though? Yorkshire pudding?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Come on, dude. With a roast beef dinner, it looks

[Big Jay Oakerson]

like a puff pastry. I'm sure it's good. I don't. I mean, the picture of it just looks like pastry.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Looks like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but it's like dough.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's like. It's like. But the bottom of it has, like, the meat juice absorbs all the meat juice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What I was picturing when you said it, but I know what I'm thinking of now is beef Wellington. You said Yorkshire ponies that, like.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, that's beef. That's my next thing I'm going to make.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I heard it's really hard to make.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know why, but it says it's very hard to make.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I've always. I've never had it, and I've always wanted beef Wellington.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think I want it because it looks like a completely lean piece of meat, but I know I'll cut into it and it'll be all fatty and shit.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, what's around the edge? Do you know what's around the edge?

[DJ Lou]

Pepper?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No. The Duke's mushrooms. It's mushrooms, sure. And then you gravy that. That's why I like an English meal. They put a bunch of gravy on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why don't you move with Ari to London?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was thinking about it. Either that or I was gonna move to Austin with Joe.

[Robert Kelly]

Can you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look, can you make a beef Wellington? Christine, if you wouldn't mind. Can you make a beef Wellington with ground beef?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, that's just not a beef Wellington.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's ground beef Wellington.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I mean, you could say ground chicken. Beef. Chicken Wellington if you want to.

[Don]

Budget friendly. Ground beef Wellington.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, Project Poor Man's Wellington. Yeah, it's a poor. Poor man's Wellington.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But what if it's poor Man's? Because I don't want to see if that other meat doesn't become good. What kind of meat do you put in beef Wellington?

[Don]

Filet mignon?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, it's like a filet roast. A roast beef, but filet mignon. Roast beef.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How big is a filet mignon?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Big.

[Jay]

Get the whole line.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They cut it up this big. Yeah, that's all filet mignons.

[Don]

It's a whole beef tenderloin, which I guess.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Don]

They chop into.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Filet mignon is the tenderloin. And they just make it a little smaller.

[Jay]

They're cooking that whole loin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I would do that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, you roll that in so good. That's what we had yesterday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We had a Chateaubriand.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We had that right there yesterday. Except just cooked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like a roast beef in a slow cooker.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, she cooked it in the oven.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In a pan.

[Louis J. Gomez]

In a pan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now you say like a roast beef. What is it? What happens different there?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Same thing. It's just tender. It's better. It's better. Cut.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How do you cut it though? Slice it like a roast beef, just straight down the. Just like you would make filet mignons almost.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, you cook the whole thing like a roast beef. And then you. You slice it like a roast beef. Like a roast beef dinner.

[Jay]

You'd like this, Jake, because there's zero fatness in you on this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I would like that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, make me a beef Wellington.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'll have it done by Tuesday.

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[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, there's a. There's an English restaurant in Mount Kisco where the English store I go to is now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's that? What's it? English stories you have. What do you buy? Windmill parts.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's. That's. That's Netherlands.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sorry.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's all right. The Netherlands are windmills. The English is. Well, they have all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You buy a confusingly numbered license plate.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They have. Well, they have less numbers. I mean, more numbers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And they're bigger license plates. Well, they have books. They have everything. British, you get books. You can get all the candies from Britain, which is. It's all made with real sugar. There's no corn fructose or all that they put in our Hershey bars and all that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's from Canada.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You can get it from Canada. But they get it. They do the same thing. It's from England. England is the one who made Cadbury. So that. It's all Cadbury chocolate. So all. Even the gummies and all that stuff is like just 100 times better. But they also have like sausage pies, sausage sticks. They have, they have the little pies, the meat pies, all the stuff you can buy there in the English paper. Down the street they have actually have an English pub where they have Sunday dinner, which is what I had yet what we had yesterday's. It's roast beef. I, I think they might every once in a while have beef Wellington maybe. And they have the, you know, the potatoes, the peas and the Yorkshire pudding. And then they have fish. They have a original English fish fry, which is awesome. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at that, Bobby.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Look at that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just had another thought.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Look at the potatoes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did black Dally die because a bunch of white guys took him and made him eat a lot one night, fattened him up and then hunted him the next day until they killed him on ATVs with crossbows?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, that's not how he died. That would have been a better death, but yes, not a better death still. Thank you. You're close. You're very close.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I feel Like I'm right there, you're right near. I think I've never been warmer than with that. Guess.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, that was very close. He was being chased by a bunch of white guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I saw a body cam thing today. They released this thing of a guy, a cop getting hit. He's a motorcycle cop. He got hit by a fucking truck, like a ram truck. He was like, he was sitting on the bike. Like the car turned around and just came at him and he tried to jump out of the way last second, but he got hit. Got thrown 153ft through the woods into the creek. Busted up his whole body and everything in under five minutes. He was already flipped over going like, what happened? Oh, my legs are killing me. He's just like alert like, that's fucking crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, those videos, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Had to get half of his leg amputated. It's like an insane thing. But he was on the ground going like I did. Damn. I don't even remember that. It was so wild.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I watched a couple of those motorcycle videos where the motorcycle's coming and the car just hits him and they go just flying in the air.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, this guy went 150ft. Luckily didn't hit any trees and dense woods on the way to the creek.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He didn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How wild is that?

[Louis J. Gomez]

He didn't hit any trees. I thought you'd hit a tree and survive like Rambo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, this would not be a tree breaking your fall. This would be you being flung into a tree.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh God. Why was this?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They don't show the impact.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, they don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, so you probably could find it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

God damn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But if you just get to where he's at.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Was this guy trying to hit him? It looked like he was trying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It looks like it, it looks like he was trying, by the way, to give you the, the wrap on the story. The guy with him, what could have been more of a normal, just looking white dude, just shorts and a T shirt. He was on it. He was on a high speed chase for a long time and then ended up drilling this fucking cop. He posted a 900,000 something dollar bail and went to concerts and partied and hung out. Which I was watching that part. I was like, what? This guy's just chilling. He goes. Then he went to court and just pled guilty, like blindly, like, I'll accept whatever the thing is, 25 years and then parole for life.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh wow, wow. So he meant to hit this fucking thing.

[Don]

I mean he looks like he drove right into.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And this guy got hit into A creek. Which sucks. I'd be just afraid of seeing him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's facet and you hear the noises he's making. He's. And then 10 minutes later he's like, I think my legs are broken. You hear those noises coming out of him?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. Sounds like me sleeping.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's out. Oh, we'll get. Later on when they flip him over and he's like, I did. No way.

[DJ Lou]

Gnarly is your YouTube algorithm that brings this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know that.

[DJ Lou]

All right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You know that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Mine's. Mine's. Mine's British dishes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's just talking.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, he's his. He's a lot. He's. He's done.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he's aware.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This sucks that he had to get his shirt taken off though. It's my biggest fear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And his pants.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh, God. My biggest fear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, they left his Duluth trading company underwear on.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh my God. His guts out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, dude, it does. It is better if you're in a tragic accident where people have to gather around your almost naked body. It is so much better to be in shape.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He has his tribal tattoo on his shoulder. That big mistake he got.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I don't understand. Why did he do this chase? He was just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was one of the cops involved in chasing this truck. So he thought, not the guy, that's the cop.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So he thought he would just stop.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He didn't see it. The cop was on his motorcycle and the truck came right at him. He started, tried to jump off his motorcycle, but it just drills.

[Jay]

I didn't see.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So he stopped his motorcycle. Motorcycle. Thinking he would stop the guy from going somewhere. Why would you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he was chasing the guy and got in front. The guy got turned around. The guy, they kept tapping him with cars. With cop cars. His truck. Yeah, well, I figured they call that pinning or something like that. But they try to like hit us and one of them, they turned him around so he just turned around and started driving the other way. And that cop was just in the middle of the road like as part of the chase. Then now the car was coming. Right. Go back. You can go back and see where he thinks you probably find the actual like body cam of the actual thing. The footage of it. But like, oh, he's just in a drew.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He's in a dried up creek bed naked. Yeah, this sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's pretty bad.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But yeah, that's my biggest fear is an accident. And then they have to cut all my clothes off in public.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. It's a nightmare.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And you're just lying There, you can feel them jiggling. My side fat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So here he goes, the pit attempt. They do they turn him around, that turnaround. He just starts going. He gets turned around, he starts going the other way. There's the cop on the motorcycle, and he's just flying.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Why does he get off his bike?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he gets off his bike because he realized he can't get out of the way fast enough.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Crazy, right? But the fact that he's like 10 minutes later just kind of like, oh, man, my legs are broke. Huh? We watched that other one. Didn't we watch it on here one time where the guy was like. The cop was like, all fucked up? Like, he got hit by a car, too. I think he got dragged by the car against the wall, and his legs were just completely destroyed. And he was still, like, trying to be the boss. He's like, all right, we gotta make a perimeter over him. They're like, cap, Cap, your legs are missing. He's like, well, I'm still the boss of this. Out. It's really crazy. God bless him.

[Jay]

And, Bobby, you also have to remember the California Highway Patrol, How Dallas Dies.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, he's got more guesses.

[Jay]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He's still guessing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Curiously, a white family's house household pet, a very loving dog that has been sweet to everybody in the world for some reason, attacked Dally when he came in the house.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, man. I thought.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I. Great guess, though, to find out that

[Big Jay Oakerson]

a dog was racist. Yeah, we've had a couple of those in my life.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sorry.

[Jay]

This is the Outsiders, the musical.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This is the Outsiders, the musical. They. Dally was the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, was it a tragic dancing accident?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no. Almost. So, okay, all right. It wasn't close. There was a dance. A lot of dancing. There was a dance to his death.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't believe you cried at a show involving dance.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I cried twice because of the dance. I teared up. I wouldn't say full cry. Not a Rudy cry, but a definite tear up, where I had to wipe some tears out of my eye. The. The. The pony. When. When. When Johnny died. And that. That song that Ponyboy sang.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. What?

[Louis J. Gomez]

That was a tough one. And I think I. I think I cried at Dally's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is it?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dally's last song. Very sad.

[Jay]

Does he die in the fire? They do a reenact. Like a musical fire?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, they did the musical fire with a sheet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everyone's on fire.

[Louis J. Gomez]

When they had to go higher, they had to save the kids. They had to go in and save the kids from the church. And that's a weird thing, too. The kids wound up in this church and it just caught on fire. But then I was like, well, they didn't explain. And then they did. Pony was like, I put that. I should have put that cigarette out. I guess he just lit it up, man. I should have put that cigarette out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, hey, you gotta put that cigarette out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sham. Sham. You gotta put, you know, Johnny look like James, like Lewis's kid looked exactly. I mean, exactly like him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, gay actor types always look sort of alike.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, all right, you said it, not me. But yeah, he came out. They did him. It was. It was pretty. It was a really good, well, production

[Big Jay Oakerson]

from head to toe.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Shazpat that. I don't think he's going to make it. Yeah, I cried when. I know when. I cried when they gave Ponyboy the letter. When. When Cherry came up with Johnny Boy's clothes from the hospital and there was a letter inside from Johnny that he had the nurse.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And he read the letter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So it is what it is, homeboy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nope, that's not what he said.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, don't hate the player, hate the game.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no.

[Jay]

Sing the letter. Or is there any dialogue that spoke

[Louis J. Gomez]

in this dialogue in between the songs? There was dialogue.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They go, are you guys ready for this to get gayer? Jazzmatazz and a flippity flag.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You can't help but dance gay in a musical.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All the dancing is. Yeah, is like you don't know who. Who's gay and who's not gay in the play. And it's all guys. It's all, you know, pretty big guys,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

but you don't know who's gay or not.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, all of them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, this can't be 100% of them.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There has to be one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that what you say yourself? Does that make you feel good? Well, there was. There was one gay guy on the stage or one not gay guy on the stage. No, they're all gay. 100% of them.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That. No, that's not my. That's not my cast.

[Don]

The dance moves, you'll see. They don't have your cast filmed.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, see, now all the stuff, every time they kick like that, that. The tire stuff goes into the crowd. See, all that stuff and they. I think they intentionally kick it in your face.

[Jay]

This would be living hell for you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Great Expectations. That was a tough one, too. Almost got me on that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've never felt. I've never felt love for family enough to sit through this with them.

[Louis J. Gomez]

How Long was this when you help a guy. It was headed into Mission. It was two hours.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you should have moved. You should just move out.

[Jay]

Anytime a woman says she wants to go to a Broadway show, it's a musical.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The fact that she. The fact she roped you in, Bobby, by saying she thinks it's a dialogue thing and she knew it was a musical is grounds to leave.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You see how they made. Look at. Here's the rain part right here. This is where you got wet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Greasers and the socies and a random black girl and they.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, that's the random black girl. She's the same girl. But the. The actual fight scene was pretty. Pretty good the way they did it.

[Don]

What era?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They didn't know.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It wasn't 1967.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It wasn't a good fight scene. It was dancing. It was like west side Story.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But they did it with the music.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And each punch, they kind of went into slow mo. They did the whole fight scene. The first part of the fight scene. Look at me, Jay, look at me. The first part of the fight scene was like a regular fight, but the second part was slow mo. So every punch it would go slow mo to regular speed, slow mo to. Right. So it was really. Yeah. Like this right here. And this is the Soches and the Greasers. Watch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's choreographed. Everyone's dancing the exact same way.

[Jay]

So bad.

[Don]

Weird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Watch this, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is homoerotic a little bit. These guys all have boners,

[Louis J. Gomez]

Bobby.

[Jay]

There's no masculinity in it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Right there, right there. Look at that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where are a couple of toughies now?

[Louis J. Gomez]

They're all getting beat up.

[Jay]

The black woman in the show is Cherry Vance. No, she's Diane Lane.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They didn't go that far. So who's.

[Jay]

Who's Diane?

[Louis J. Gomez]

That would be Daryl Wouldn't accept that.

[Jay]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Cherry Lane was a redheaded girl. I don't know. She was pretty.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is bad, Bobby.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You could sneak a peek up the skirts, though, I'll tell you that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is bad. You know, we're gonna go see the Lost Boys one. We're not gonna go. It's really, really awesome. We're going. It's gonna be ridiculous.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, I thought this was gonna be a dialogue play. I didn't know it was a musical.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You wanted to believe that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, I did.

[Don]

It was a musical last year.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was. It was. I'm telling you, I was mad from the get go. When the opening thing was this song with Ponyboy. I was like, fucking. And then when they kicked rubber tire chunks in my face, I was like, what the fuck, Dawn?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But eventually, they got you back with the. They got me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They got me back with the. With a couple of those songs and a couple. Here's how they ended it, though. It was very anticlimactic because they all come out at the end. Cherry comes out at the end, and she gives a whole thing where they want donations. Frades and they want. You know, they're like, hey, hey. Sorry to keep you here for a few more minutes, but I'm going to make this whole speech about. We're going to do. We're going to give a cast poster, all signed for 150 bucks. You get a. One of the. One of the things called the. The flyers that you get with the thing. What is that called?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm straight. I don't know.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What's it called? Christine?

[Jay]

The playbill.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The playbill. There you go.

[Jay]

You can't put this on me, Bob.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I was just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was gonna throw anybody where he goes, oh, this guy knew what. The playbill was gay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And then you get a signed play bill.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. I bet you Max and Dawn waited outside for the cast afterwards.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, no, we left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You did.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Max was. Max was like, all right, let's go give. He was like, I'm hungry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Max flew flowers at Dali.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Max. Max. Max was eating his Sour Patch Kids.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bravo. Bravo.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, give me a little.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Give me a little Tony performance.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think this is the song that might have got me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, your night was sponsored by prep.

[Louis J. Gomez]

This is not him.

[Don]

They've already flipped the cast, so I

[Big Jay Oakerson]

guess no, Bobby saw a matinee. Oh, it's understudies. Their wigs suck.

[Jay]

This is awful.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby. This is terrible.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Hang on. Just let it see if it hit you.

[Jay]

Oh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. By the way, this one is teeming with ethics.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. This one is not. This is not. This one is now. This isn't the song that got me, man. See the floor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a better 1960s this is.

[Jay]

They always have tufts, like, twiddling their legs in the air.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's so bad.

[Jay]

Tufts are always shaking their legs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's how tufts let you know they're tough.

[Louis J. Gomez]

See the floor. All the shit getting kicked up. They kept kicking that into your face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All the rubber.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah. All the rubbish. They just kick it right in your face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is so bad. Here's the thing. It's again. This got you. This was to be. The Lost Boys is going in tongue in cheek. It knows it's making Something silly. I have to assume that this is taking something that's got like a base audience that's not into this and fucking whipping it out there. This is exclusively for gay people. Because how it's supposed to hit you, it didn't hit you this way, but it's supposed to hit you is like, why are they fucking fruiting up unnecessarily? This thing that doesn't need to be like, make the play.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a stage play for sure. Able to be. And you can make a really cool, intense play.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I thought it was going to be that. I thought it was going to be more like Bronx Tale, like a dialogue driven play. Right. And. And I gotta. I'm just being honest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're happy it wasn't.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, I'm not happy it wasn't. I would love to see the Outsiders play. I'm just being honest. It got me.

[Don]

You didn't see any signs that were like, Best Musical 2024?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I didn't like.

[Don]

Even when you like watching, when you

[Louis J. Gomez]

walked in, I didn't see it.

[Don]

One best musical.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I didn't see any of that. I asked Don. I go, it's like a dialogue thing, right? It's not a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then when she blindfold you till you got to your seat, she said,

[Louis J. Gomez]

bobby, she literally said, I think it's dialogue. And I was like, great. And then the first song, I looked at her with disdain like, you bitch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna throw this around a little bit more to people. I'm throw this around a little bit more to some people over the course of the week, Bobby, because I gotta be honest with you, I'm starting to feel like you're trying to get ahead of news on you.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You can call her up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I don't need to call Dawn. I'm trying to get a hold of news. I'm trying to get a head of news on you. Something's not mathing with the. I didn't know until they came out and started singing a song that was in your mouth.

[Jay]

You know why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go ahead. Yes, Jacob.

[Jay]

Because I went with the Kellys to the play via Instagram. He videotapes them walking up to the and showing the sign saying the Outsiders.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The musical.

[Jay]

Yeah, well, I mean, you see the sign.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We'll call right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Even your phone doesn't want you to look like a liar.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm going to call it right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I know you did get to

[Louis J. Gomez]

the bottom of this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You turned your phone off because you

[Louis J. Gomez]

guys don't believe me. About anything. Especially you. Dawn.

[Don]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You're on the air.

[Don]

Why now?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, all right, whatever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I could ask. Can I ask?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, you can ask. Go ahead, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dawn, Bobby says that you guys had an amazing time at the theater this weekend.

[Jay]

We did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It sounded fantastic. What Bobby is saying, though, and it's just not computing to me is that he didn't know this was a musical until the curtains opened and somebody started singing. Now, that would mean he walked past 50 signs, billboards, the lobby, and everything where it says Outsiders the musical.

[Jay]

He videotaped the marquee.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He videotaped the marquee that says the musical, doesn't say the musical. And I think Bobby's trying to protect himself.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Don, did you.

[Don]

Does it say musical?

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, it doesn't. Of course it does not say the music. It says Bond. It says the.

[Don]

It won.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It doesn't matter.

[Don]

Post. When they win, if you invest musical, it goes up forever.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The musical. It just said the outsider.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Show the billboard a new musical.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. It's what it says on everything.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Not on.

[Don]

Winner, Best music.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, on the. On the outside. You're saying show the outside?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, right there.

[Don]

Right there, where it says Outsiders, a new musical.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's. It's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the sign.

[Don]

It's Brandon.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Very small letters.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's written in the same font.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dawn. Don't listen to me. Don. Did I ask you. Did I ask you if it was a dialogue or a musical? And you said what?

[Don]

You didn't ask me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Based on the book. Based on the book by sc.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I said it's not, but I said it's not a musical.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He said you assured him it's dialogue driven and not a musical.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You said.

[Don]

That was not a question that you asked me.

[Jay]

You're lying, Bobby.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Dawn, when. When the guy started singing the song, what did I do?

[Don]

Cry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sort of crying. You cried twice. What you did in front of your boy

[Louis J. Gomez]

when.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think I bought. I think dawn still has some Boston left in there. Toughen Max up, Don.

[Louis J. Gomez]

When the. When he started singing the first song, what did I do?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You put your hand up. You put your hand over.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Let her answer. What?

[Don]

You looked at me like, it's gonna be one of those.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And I was mad, right?

[Don]

Yeah, but then you got right into it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

All right, settle down. I didn't answer the questions you're asked. Okay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He. I didn't cry twice.

[Louis J. Gomez]

First of all, I didn't get right into it. Don't act like as soon as he started singing, I was clapping along pretty quickly.

[Don]

You knew all the words you wanted to buy. The. The soundtrack.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I gotta go. You know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You thought about buying afterwards. Merch. You were gonna get the soundtrack.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's some.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why'd you hang up on her so quick?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Because she's lying.

[Jay]

Where?

[Louis J. Gomez]

She's trying to be part of the. The slam.

[Jay]

We're trying to find where.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Jay]

It says a new music.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, it says the best musical huge underneath of it.

[Don]

Do not win the Tony for best musical and not advertise that. As big as possible.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said, by the way.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I didn't see it.

[Don]

I mean, look alive, Bobby. I didn't see it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby. The only word that's said twice on all of the branding on the front of the building is musical. He also has a new musical which is the Tony Award winner for best musical.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I didn't see it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The word the is used less.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We will be back tomorrow. We have to go. Thank God. Are you gonna guess how Dally died?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got some more ideas. Tomorrow.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We'll come back tomorrow. You guys have any ideas, please send them in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Poison chicken. All right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What kind of. Wait a minute. What kind of chicken?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fried.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Okay, no big joke. Is gonna be at the Funny Bone in Orlando this weekend, April and the 11th. After that, he'll be in Nashville for Story Wars. Then he's going to headline Kansas City for tickets and all the tour dates. BigJ.Comedy.com and YouTube.com BigJokerson for his videos, his live shows, and his special.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And Bobby Kelly is going to be at Comics roadhouse in Connecticut April 17th and 18th. After that, Uncle Vinny's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford, New Orleans, all on deck. And so much more. For tickets to all of his dates, go to Punchup Live Robert Kelly. Make sure you check out his YouTube at Robert Kelly Comedy and of course, 7pm at the Fat Black Cat. Every Tuesday night. I'll be working on my York City,

[Louis J. Gomez]

my one man musical.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, switching it up.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's called the six Fat. It opens up me going, I was a thin boy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then I was fat. And then again and fat again.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Six times in my life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Six times.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And how.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How can you do that? With perseverance.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

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