The Last Dragon with Chris Stanley

Summary

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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: “The Last Dragon” with Chris Stanley (December 16, 2025)

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The Bonfire features guest Chris Stanley alongside hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly. Drawing from their signature blend of blunt, irreverent humor, the crew riffs on 1980s cult classic The Last Dragon, celebrates Jay’s birthday, and dives deep into the wild world of Corey Feldman, his infamous “Corey’s Angels,” and the new documentary chronicling the mayhem. Animated banter, comedic asides, and biting pop culture commentary abound, especially as the group takes on celebrity drama, face tattoos, and the peculiar corners of the music and comedy scenes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Birthday Shenanigans and Gifts (00:55–06:14)

• The episode kicks off with the team surprising Big Jay with a birthday cake and a series of quirky gifts, anchored by a running theme from The Last Dragon.
  • Shogun of Harlem Art: Jay is gifted a silk screen of Sho'nuff (the villain from The Last Dragon), which he plans to hang in his home “prison gym.”
  • Other gifts include an Eagles beach towel, bandana, lanyard, and a signed Quan Mills book (“This ho got roaches in her crib… first edition… or only edition!”).
  • The unwrapping of gifts sparks nostalgia and self-deprecating jokes about Jay’s “prison gym,” beloved carrot cake, and Eagles fandom.

Memorable Quote:

“It's the glow, man. You're all about that glow.” — Chris Stanley (05:42)

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2. Corey Feldman: Cults, Docs, and Drama (07:00–31:50)

a. New Documentary: “Corey Feldman vs. the World” (07:00–15:00)

• Anticipation for the upcoming Corey Feldman vs. the World documentary dominates conversation.
• References to:
  • Corey’s “Angels” era (his pseudo-musical cult/girl group): Jezebel Sweet, a former member, recently called in to the show.
  • Feldman’s romantic entanglements: Transitioned from a harem of “angels” to a 25-year-old girlfriend with face tattoos, whom he likens to “the next coming of Mariah Carey.”
• They play music samples and critique Feldman’s penchant for boosting mediocre talent.

Memorable Quote:

“He’s telling me you got to go off there and chase after a fortune cookie machine. … It’s a man’s journey.” — Big Jay Oakerson & Chris Stanley, riffing on The Last Dragon and Feldman’s life (01:16–01:22)

b. Cults, Stock Footage, and DIY Music (09:00–13:00)

• Discussion of Feldman’s weird musical projects and “angel” performances, including analysis of stock footage-heavy music videos from other local bands.
• Jay jokes about integrating stock video into his own creative projects.

Memorable Quote:

“You could tell me. It's a few apartment units. … It's shipping containers stacked up. Four of them.” — Big Jay Oakerson & Chris Stanley, describing the “Feld Mansion” (22:28–22:44)

c. Scandals, Allegations, and Feldman’s Outlandish Stories (13:00–33:00)

• Jay details the making and long shelving of the Corey doc—shelved because Feldman didn’t like how he was depicted.
• They analyze:
  • The “Lolita” controversy over Angel costumes.
  • Former wife leaving him (“the main angel” departed years ago).
  • Repeatedly, the documentary seems to show Feldman clueless about how odd or creepy his project appeared to outsiders.
• They riff on rumors including:
  • Corey’s claims of pedophile cabals in Hollywood, but skepticism abounds due to overblown narratives.
  • Feldman’s technical ignorance (i.e., claiming his documentary was “hacked” when bandwidth failed).
  • Outlandish claims of being targeted/poisoned.

Memorable Quotes:

“You need to keep that chick. Chick needs to be ripe with face tattoos.”—Big Jay Oakerson (25:03)
“He goes, I think there may have been HIV in it. Someone hit me with a polio needle.” — Big Jay Oakerson (29:17)

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3. Hollywood Scandals: Weinstein, Diddy, and Double Standards (33:16–34:48)

• Chris and Jay draw parallels between Feldman, Diddy, and Weinstein, remarking on showbiz’s ugly secrets and how abusers are shielded until money and influence dry up.
• Chris defends Feldman’s victimhood (“I believe victims. … Something bad happened.”) while also humorously dissecting his need to drag “Corey Haim” into every story.

Notable Segment:

• Corey's tendency to frame his own abuse stories as second-hand and center Haim’s trauma:

  “Stop bringing it up…if you're only going to keep telling everybody the whole world that Corey Haim got constantly—that is... his ace in the hole.” — Big Jay Oakerson (35:14–35:23)

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4. Twitch Streaming, Comedy, and the Next Generation (38:01–39:42)

• The hosts and Stanley debate the appeal of Twitch streamers, with Jay expressing bafflement at “rooms of people doing nothing,” but noting Kevin Hart getting involved—and getting drunk and combative on stream.
• Chris brings some generational perspective and describes the oddness of modern internet celebrity.

Memorable Moment:

“Why is Kev's shirt off?...He's hammered...she came out my balls!” — Big Jay Oakerson, imitating Kevin Hart (39:11–39:18)

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• On Jay’s “Prison Gym”

  “You have a home gym. You are Jeff Bezos.” — Chris Stanley (03:36)

• On Feldman’s Girlfriend

  “A 25 year old's the right girlfriend for him, though, because if she don't give a about sucking on his old dusty dick… the exposure she'll get… is more than… at her age in just vast LA.” — Big Jay Oakerson (15:00–15:10)

• On Corey’s Bizarre Allegations

  “He goes, I think there may have been HIV in it. Someone hit me with a polio needle.” — Big Jay Oakerson (29:17)

• On Documentary Hype

  “You have to be a next level fucking lunatic to, like, put the stuff out there… and then, he just like shies away. Actually, it didn't happen.” — Big Jay Oakerson (31:16–31:32)

• On Hollywood Predators

  “Everyone's fine with fucking lying about it until the money dries up.” — Chris Stanley (33:34)

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Timestamps for Essential Segments

| Timestamp | Topic Description | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:55 | Episode kickoff: birthday surprise for Big Jay | | 03:36 | Jokes about Jay’s “Bezos” home gym & “swole academy” | | 05:02 | Unwrapping of Quan Mills’ signed book (“This ho got roaches…”) | | 07:00 | Corey Feldman documentary anticipation & music discussion | | 14:15 | Describing the awkward “Angels” and their “Lolita” costumes | | 22:28 | Feldman’s “Feld Mansion” described as “shipping containers” | | 25:03 | Discussion about Feldman’s new girlfriend and theory on face tattoos | | 29:17 | Feldman’s “needle stabbing” & sensational claims revisited | | 33:16 | Hollywood predators & why abuse stays hidden | | 38:01 | Twitch streaming culture and generational differences | | 39:11 | Kevin Hart’s drunken Twitch appearance anecdote |

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Tone & Language

The episode is fast-paced and relentlessly sarcastic, filled with inside jokes, blunt assessments, and pop culture references. Jay, Bobby, and Chris balance genuine curiosity with biting mockery, especially when discussing the absurdities of showbiz and internet culture.

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Summary for Non-Listeners

This installment of The Bonfire is a rollicking ride through 80s nostalgia, showbiz satire, and the strange ever-after of fading celebrity. The episode centers around Big Jay’s birthday festivities and segues into an extended, often hilarious (if sometimes dark) discussion of Corey Feldman’s bizarre career, new documentary, and his long parade of “angels.” The team dissects not only Feldman’s antics but broader issues of Hollywood hypocrisy, the weirdness of modern streaming stardom, and generational shifts in entertainment. Punctuated by laughter, takedowns, and outlandish anecdotes, it’s a quintessential Bonfire episode: equal parts deep dive and roast.

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Transcript

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[Chris Stanley]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This song makes me so happy.

[Chris Stanley]

Got to find the power inside.

[Ad Read Host]

Dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is him training now.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then the last verse, More lyrics just go with the movie. I think it's coming directly from the master because he goes, I can't teach you no more. That's my favorite line. They have a chorus of people go, I can't teach you no more.

[Chris Stanley]

You've got the glow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's telling me you got to go off there and chase after a fortune cookie machine.

[Chris Stanley]

It's a man's journey.

[Lou]

Jay, can I hijack the show one second?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Chris Stanley]

Highly unusual.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Happy birthday.

[Chris Stanley]

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

J.

[Chris Stanley]

Happy birthday to you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Aw. Thank you, everybody.

[Chris Stanley]

Beautiful cake.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you so much.

[Lou]

This is carrot cake. I didn't know if you liked it or not, because Christine will eat it if you don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She definitely will. Christine loves carrot cake. Oh, everybody get a little. A little cupcake, please.

[Lou]

And it's funny that you've been making me play this song because I have a gift for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's that? Gifts.

[Chris Stanley]

It's your. It's your special day, Jay. You're a special boy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you found. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Chris Stanley]

What? This is a giant gift.

[Lou]

What's the ceiling?

[Chris Stanley]

Wow. This is perfect.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's so great. I'm so happy about that. You found it right above the bed.

[Lou]

My office for like, seven years now.

[Chris Stanley]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want it.

[Lou]

It's from a camper. It's original art. I see on the back it was made in 2014.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is it super light?

[Lou]

No, wait.

[Guest or Producer]

This isn't the camper. Didn't he, like, buy it and then he had to Send it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He told us exactly what it was.

[Guest or Producer]

Wife wouldn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He said. He goes, dude, he goes, I take drugs sometimes at night.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I get fucked up at home, and I don't remember going on QVC and home shopping. So he goes. He orders. Here was this he ordered. He goes, ebay? Yeah. Okay, Ebay. He goes, I sent this to you. Yeah. Was it ebay? He goes, whatever was I. He goes, I sent this to you guys because if my wife sees it, she's going to get fucking furious.

[Chris Stanley]

So you knew this existed?

[Ad Read Host]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But we didn't know where it was.

[Lou]

Yeah, it's stuck in my office. And you said you wanted it as soon as we got it. You're like, as soon as I have room to hang it, I. I want it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I do have that room.

[Chris Stanley]

Now you do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's going. I'll tell you where that's going. My gym.

[Chris Stanley]

Gym?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hell, yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

When you're training dog.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude. Looking at sh.

[Chris Stanley]

Trying to get that glow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Guest or Producer]

I didn't think about the gym. That's perfect.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's. Dude, show. Enough looking over me.

[Chris Stanley]

You have a home gym. You are Jeff Bezos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have a bench and dumbbells.

[Guest or Producer]

The bench takes up most of the gym.

[Chris Stanley]

So it's a prison gym.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's a prison gym.

[Chris Stanley]

You got yard.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

It's the swole academy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's swole academy. Yeah, it really is. Yeah. That'll go above swole academy.

[Lou]

We say that it's a screen. A silk screen of show. Enough from.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So great. Yes, it's him. It's the moment. But you see, it's when his eyes closed, when he's like, really, like.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah, he's really like, what? Like, it's the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's the who's the master Line.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who's the master?

[Chris Stanley]

You are about to find out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't teach you no more. Thank you, Lou.

[Lou]

You're welcome, brother.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's awesome.

[Lou]

I have some more little Love Tinker toys for you, if you like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, sure.

[Chris Stanley]

Look at this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love Tinker Toys. Thank you.

[Chris Stanley]

This is. This is truly a special day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So thoughtful. Oh, shut up.

[Chris Stanley]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Eagles beach towel.

[Chris Stanley]

Nice. You love the beach.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, I love the beach.

[Chris Stanley]

You're a beach bug, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bandana.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, my. You're a bandana guy.

[Lou]

That's for Dawkins.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hell yes. Oh, Eagles lanyard. Yes.

[Lou]

If your real wallet chain got too heavy, you might. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then shut up. An official Quan Mills book. Yes. This ho got roaches in her crib. First edition.

[Chris Stanley]

Bet she's a Baddie, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Signed by Quan Mills. Why? To Tatiana.

[Lou]

It's for real, you know. It's legit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you so much for the love and support.

[Chris Stanley]

Wait, this doesn't say first edition. It says only edition.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's the only edition. He also printed this on a sticker and wrote on both sides of the sticker, there's a. There's a letter. There's a letter to somebody else on the other side as you can go to see through it.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm going to read this. Hogart roaches in her crib. Thank you so much, Lou. That's all such great stuff.

[Chris Stanley]

It's really good. Those are great gifts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Those are fantastic gifts. Headline by show. Enough, that's all.

[Chris Stanley]

It's the glow, man. You're all about that glow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Possess the power.

[Chris Stanley]

You have it now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't teach you no more.

[Lou]

Just by chance that you. Yeah, right. That just happened.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, you started playing the song.

[Lou]

No, but before that, when you called for the song, you didn't see the. The picture behind me?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Lou]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. No, not at all. I didn't know what that was.

[Chris Stanley]

It's truly a birthday surprise.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A birthday miracle. A lot of people would say, oh.

[Chris Stanley]

It'S literally a miracle.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

I love that. That's great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was fantastic.

[Chris Stanley]

It's like God came down and re gifted this from six years ago.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I will say it's pretty funny though. Like, look at the. The towel. Like that way. Yeah. When I first opened it, although I went like this. In my mind though, I will say I was like. I was like, oh, dude, no way. He got me an Eagles jersey and that was a beach.

[Chris Stanley]

I was thinking, anyone say anything? I don't want to ruin but the special day, but beach towels.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Better call. Better go. Yeah, I have jerseys. I got jerseys out the wall.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah, but you need like a Will Shipley jersey. Like a backup running pack.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Will Shipley. Is that your prop bets?

[Chris Stanley]

No, I'm not going nowhere near that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're not gonna. That's a shot. Shipley or Biggsby?

[Chris Stanley]

I'm not. No. Kind of like Saquon here are the fucking guys on that team. The backbone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is a big, big. We talked about Soder. I think he's gonna pop over this weekend towards. I think he's gonna pop over to watch Corey Feldman versus the World.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, that's the doc, right. I saw. I watched the trailer. By the way, that one gaslit girl is real hot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Has the business. Has they. Have they let. Well, we spoke last week. We had our friend Jezebel Sweet call in. Who's former angel.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, former angel. There's a way out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Guest or Producer]

She left in the night while he was gone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Literally.

[Chris Stanley]

That's doesn't sound like while he was gone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She split. That's not angel behavior.

[Chris Stanley]

No, no, you're. You're fucking all in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not the way he thought. No.

[Chris Stanley]

I mean, he has. How many angels does he have?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

None now.

[Chris Stanley]

None?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, just a girlfriend now who's 25, who with face tattoos, who he says is the next coming of Mariah Carey.

[Chris Stanley]

She sounds that good. Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. Oh, I'm sure she's fine. Can we listen to summer music? It's out, right? Adrian Sky. Adrian Sky, I think.

[Chris Stanley]

Damn, he lost all his angels. That's like Epstein losing his lane.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I was, I was listening to something with him on it today and he was talking. He did a Tory Spellings podcast with the girl. With the new girl. Yeah, girlfriend. And he talks at one point he goes, and you know, I'm going through a very ugly divorce right now. It's very, very ugly, very contentious, ugly divorce. And then Tori Spone just goes. She goes, I'm sorry. So what do you think? You guys are gonna have kids at some point and you could tell, like the, the thing I was watching, watching that, I was watching like, was that Jim in them, which is like a Corey Feldman podcast, basically, like talking about him and yeah, they really just, they were just laughing at his thing. Like he's like, he clearly wants to talk about this divorce and get like some of his side out there.

[Ad Read Host]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But she just glazed her over. She goes, that's so sad.

[Chris Stanley]

Did he mention it again during the interview?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I didn't see.

[Chris Stanley]

Maybe it was three hours long episode of Rogan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Very, very contentious. Oh, is this her singing at his birthday bash?

[Ad Read Host]

Please.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, just like you today.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. But I will say Christine didn't do this for me.

[Chris Stanley]

Christine, it's okay. Oh, this is. This Mariah Carey vibes here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, here's the problem. It's hard to tell because when he brings somebody out, you're like, well, they're gonna suck. Like him. He doesn't have an eye at all. But when they're kind of good, you're like, oh, like you actually got like a decent musician or something. You know what I mean?

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good production behind him. Hecate's Torches hired a new drummer. I saw that on the thing too. Hecate's torch is a. I don't know what that. Which, it's witch metal. It's which metal? It's local band that's trying to do Evanescence style thing. It's a husband and wife.

[Chris Stanley]

That's a space that we need more.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a husband and wife who look like a smell. I don't know what the smell is. Like ash.

[Chris Stanley]

Wet. Oh, ash. Okay. Like almost like sage. Like burning sage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, yeah. I got this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But now I saw a live video on YouTube with them the other day. They'd like to announce they have a drummer now.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

They use a lot of stock footage.

[Chris Stanley]

I don't know. That's either. Now they're probably using all stock footage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, all stock footage.

[Chris Stanley]

I. I need to get access to a stock footage database catalog.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You do?

[Chris Stanley]

I'd love to be in stock footage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm surprised you never heard the song.

[Chris Stanley]

Is that Gaza Beirut? Oh, this is good. Oh, no, they're chained.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That guy's not in the band. That guy was. California fires. People arguing about climate change.

[Chris Stanley]

Good green screen work here. Good God. The woman with her little boy is upset.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

None of the stock footage.

[Chris Stanley]

Immigration people locked up. Ice Boo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, in our household now, I sing this so much that in my house, when I go. Forced to embrace, our dog just gets him and starts running around. She loves it. Tail starts slapping. Forced to embrace.

[Guest or Producer]

She's a big heck of taste. Torch fan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Big Hecate torch fan.

[Chris Stanley]

That's good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No effing doubt. Yeah. But here.

[Chris Stanley]

Are they in the new Corey documentary?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, they're not. Oh, they're a different thing altogether. Go on. That's. He brings up people. You're like, they're going to suck. And then if they're even mildly talented, you're like, oh, yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

And this is the girlfriend?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Chris Stanley]

But she's not an angel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Chris Stanley]

What's the difference?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She doesn't have to wear a costume.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She just. I mean, she's her own spec. She's her own spectacle. I mean, she's all face tatted up and that's cool. And she's hot.

[Chris Stanley]

Like Amanda binds.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But his whole thing when he was telling the story on Tori sponge thing, he's like, yeah. He goes. We started dating and then she started saying like, yeah, I make music. And it's like, really? This happened like this way? It's like, no, you found her music and you preyed on her.

[Chris Stanley]

Don't say that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now you're his.

[Chris Stanley]

He's already versed in the world. Not to you too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jezebel Sweet said that he walked out of his screening of the documentary. Of the documentary oh, okay. That they just made about him. What I did not enjoy is to see that we reached out very quickly to that director as they written back at all. Because she did Drew. Dr. Drew show.

[Guest or Producer]

Oh, she did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She did a 20 minute interview with Dr. Drew. I watched love lines. No, not love lines. She goes, let me ask you this. Does Corey Feldon have aids? It was not love, like damage love. Love line.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, I listened all the time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me too. It was almost jerk offable. Some of them calls.

[Chris Stanley]

I'm sure I masturbated to it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

Mostly Corolla's voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. What? But I said he used to kill me with that when he used to put people calling me go, I've only been with one guy and now I have herpes and blah blah, blah. And he was like good times. Whenever he just would say that. I used to make me laugh all the time as a kid. She is a. Can we see what she looks like again? She's cute, right? Yeah.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

I saw Jezebel at the premiere of this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Of the documentary. Yeah.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

You see her on stage? Apparently. I guess it was a panel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was on it.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, what.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

So I'd love to get question Jezebel to.

[Chris Stanley]

So is this an authorized doc?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was.

[Chris Stanley]

And he. And it shows him in a bad light.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But she just tried. I mean what Jezebel said is this lady was there for the whole time that she was like with the Corey's cult. That she. That this lady was there doing this and she was like fun, she said and like was into it and like was just trying to do like. I'm just opening. I'm turning the cameras on and we're going to document. And then when he started editing, it was coming back to him. He was like, oh no. He was freaking out. So she just shelved it for years and just finished.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, this is old.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's from. It's. It's exclusively from the angels time.

[Chris Stanley]

I thought the angel's time was still going on. That's long.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Then he cut that out about a long time ago now. I'd say about seven years. Seven, eight years ago.

[Chris Stanley]

That's stupid.

[Guest or Producer]

Courtney left him probably about four years.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ago and his wife left him. The main angel.

[Chris Stanley]

Look, this doc is fucking showing is. Is acting like it's. Now that was. That's why I'm so confused.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh no, no. And it's the best because they have the ex wife. Who's the ex wife now? The main angel. That's every comment in the thing is all the same because she he goes, one of the girls is complaining about the outfit.

[Chris Stanley]

Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he's like, what do you mean? What do you mean? You look like a Lolita. You don't look like a Lolita. It's an angel. It's a beautiful costume. He goes to his wife, he goes, do you feel like a Lolita? Do you feel like a Lolita in your costume? And she goes, no, I don't even know what an Lolita is.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And that's what he surrounded himself with. I have a feeling Corey Haim wasn't much smarter.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

Chris, for me, this is the David Lee Roth years with the Angels.

[Chris Stanley]

Okay? Understood.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

This is the best.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, this was all the times you're seeing him. Yeah, that was celebrity boot camp when he went on with his wife.

[Chris Stanley]

All right? This is like prime. Like Corey coming up with this in this angel of his life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I still love that dude. Aaron Carter and Corey Feldman. That's one of my favorite interactions on television ever. They were talking about Corey Haim outside, and then Aaron Carter comes in and he's like, Corey, the craziest thing happened. He's like, we were talking about Corey Haim and then a bird flew by and Corey Haim finished it for me. He goes like. And it was him. And he's like, yeah, look, the afterlife.

[Chris Stanley]

Gives us signals, all right? And Corey Haim's a bird. Corey Haim is obvious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's clearly a bird.

[Chris Stanley]

He's clearly a bird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He goes, we talked about Corey Haim. And a bird flew by. I love him. Finish.

[Chris Stanley]

Definitely him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was him. Yeah, I keep him going. Was I. Was it. Oh, you saw Corey Haimbird? Yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

He'll swing by once in a while, very nonchalant.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Corey Haimbird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He some kind of goes wherever I go.

[Chris Stanley]

He's in this water bottle right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. Dude. His face makeup's also running.

[Chris Stanley]

That's fine. It's not as bad as Giuliani at that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, it's not as bad. And by the way, before you waste your time, Christine, I've already looked up if she's been naked. She hasn't yet.

[Chris Stanley]

Yet. I mean, only fans could come.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's coming.

[Chris Stanley]

Or maybe not nudes, but Lewds.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A 25 year old's the right girlfriend for him, though, because if she don't give a about sucking on his old dusty dick, like at the end of the day, the exposure she'll get. This is more than she would get at her age in just vast la. She's not. I'm sure she's not a prodigy. Talent.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's all face tatted. So she chose a look.

[Chris Stanley]

Sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So it's like this will get her enough fans.

[Chris Stanley]

Hey, Post Malone has face tats and he's doing great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He is doing great. Four different genres of music somehow look at Jelly Roll.

[Chris Stanley]

He's got face tats, I think.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And, oh, yeah, a bunch of face tats.

[Chris Stanley]

Mike Tyson face tats. Great. She'll have a fucking dispensary soon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, you're not wrong. Now that you say it. Almost everyone with face tattoos does. Fantastic.

[Chris Stanley]

It's 2025. What about riff Raff? He's bigger than ever. Everyone loves Riff Raff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's dominating the world.

[Chris Stanley]

He's got fucking hundreds of thousands of twitch streamers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lil Weezy.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, God, he's huge.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Adrian Sky.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Quince.com bonfire yeah, she's well, her album's out. I'm sure it's not doing great.

[Chris Stanley]

Do you think this is this doc's gonna be Worse or better than the Diddy doc. That's I think a series, right? It's multiple episodes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, this is one.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, just. Oh, that's good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like an hour 45. Dude, it's a doc.

[Chris Stanley]

That's nice because I figured because it was like, what. What streamer is on Netflix or some. It's on a streamer?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you got a pay per view. Why? Oh, no. Oh, no. Diddy is. Is Netflix.

[Chris Stanley]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is gonna be on YouTube and you know, like whatever called At Home on Demand. Yeah, but it's only like three bucks or something, right? She should make it more.

[Chris Stanley]

That's a good deal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it was cheap when I saw it.

[Chris Stanley]

Should be more because good content for good prices.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hour 45 minute documentary on this psycho. He's going to lose his shit about it.

[Chris Stanley]

It's probably because it's so. So from so long ago. Is probably why the low price people, I think, want a current update on Corey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I mean they're really going to give. Get in there and show his like. Because again, it was. It was the changing of times. You know, he's made the joke about it. It was different time. It was the changing of times there. So he didn't see that the world thought his Corey's Angels were a weird thing. So he put that out into the world. Big. Like he was real big. So what you're going to get is a lot of that. Like, girls, get on your leotards and exercise in front of me. This is part of the program. And he's also doing it with a little bit of a wink to be like, eh, guys, aren't I living the Hugh Hefner life?

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He wants to live a Hugh Hefner. And then you're just kind of like when she showed us. When Jezebel Sweet showed us the house that they were living that he called Feld Mansion.

[Chris Stanley]

That's awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Feld Mansion. It is a very reasonable home.

[Chris Stanley]

Not even a McMansion. It's just a house. It's a house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sort of. You could tell me. It's a few apartment units.

[Chris Stanley]

It's shipping containers stacked up. Four of them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yep, that's what it looks like.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It looks like a shipping.

[Chris Stanley]

Good deal.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

It wasn't just a band either. It was like a university. You went to school.

[Chris Stanley]

It's like a more talented Andrew Tate. Yes, it's like a Hustler University thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I think if Andrew Tate was in.

[Chris Stanley]

The Goonies, which he should have been, each could be in the reboot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He should be in the reboot.

[Chris Stanley]

Kids love Andrew Tate.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, up there, it's cucks times. Down here is our time.

[Chris Stanley]

Down here, you just control women and make them stream on chatterbait.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we're the Goonies now. Shut the up and suck my dick, you dumb.

[Chris Stanley]

Also, I want you cutting up clips for Tik Tok of this mansion right there. That's really nice. It does look like shipping containers, though.

[Guest or Producer]

It's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I didn't.

[Chris Stanley]

I hadn't seen it before this. And it's. It's definitely a shipping container vibe. All right, so the top floor must have been an add on. And that's definitely a shipping container.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It looks like a shipping container that.

[Chris Stanley]

Had couches and traffic women in it before this. And then actually, ironically enough, there's more traffic women in it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But you see what I mean, though? It's like, it's a very basic house. First of all, I'll say this, too. His DirecTV signal must be because it's covered by foliage over there.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that's a big.

[Chris Stanley]

He must have been furious already.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A big mistake. You know what? There's no time to watch TV when you're constantly cranking out double albums.

[Chris Stanley]

When you're making art.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This guy farts at a double album a week.

[Guest or Producer]

Jacob, is this the panel you saw?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

American cinema tech. What a place. It sounds so big and fancy for what they're showing.

[Chris Stanley]

Surprise. He's not a con. Girls south of France girls.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Give me a little. No, I wouldn't think he's broke, but I don't think he's, like, rolling it, killing it. But she did say. I asked that, and she said they stayed in, like, usually five, four or five star hotels. Everywhere they went.

[Chris Stanley]

That's good money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When they were on Cory's Angels, and I think he's probably got a little more. He's probably doing a little better now because now the novelty is still there. Like, sure. Now he comes around. He doesn't give. He doesn't. I shouldn't say he doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't know that 80% of that audience is there to please laugh at it.

[Chris Stanley]

Sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But they show up.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So, like, that doesn't. So, you know, he could probably. But I guess he could probably do like. They probably give him good deals. I'd say $15,000 nights maybe.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

$10,000 nights.

[Chris Stanley]

Wife has her girlfriend happy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got to keep her happy.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah. Just don't pay taxes on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You need to keep that chick. Chick needs to be ripe with face tattoos. Is this them? Talk, please. Where's Jezebel? On the end. No, no, she's in the middle.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No one blames you, and I'm glad you survived it. What is this documentary going to be?

[Chris Stanley]

This sounds like the World Economic Forum. What's going on here?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I.

[Guest or Producer]

When we originally talked to Jezebel, like, it is dark in there. Like, the stuff she was saying was happening as far as, like, drug use being passed out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. For all of his, like, super clean, sober. I remember we asked her. I'm like, did he, like, ever, like, lavish gifts on you and give you stuff like that? She's like, drugs?

[Additional Guest or Producer]

Oh, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He gave us lots of drugs.

[Chris Stanley]

Ton of cat or whatever. Like, just massive amounts of ketamine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, his whole thing is he just want. Again. It was like he was trying to do, like, the. You know, even though it was talked about, it was never like, Hugh Hefner's thing was like, the. The vision of, like, all the girls are walking around half naked and stuff. And then the quiet side of it was that, like. And then three or seven of these girls have to go up there and pretend to want to do whatever while he jerks off and then fuck him. Yeah. And, like, fuck. And they do all these things. He was doing that, like. But he was almost preaching that he wasn't doing that.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, Hugh Hefner really never made any asides that he was. Wasn't that guy.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And when they do that, Corey Thomas, he's like, I'm teaching them a skill. They're gonna get on the road and they're gonna be musicians. And then you see in the trailer for it, one or two of the girls are actually. Jezebel said to us she never played bass before.

[Chris Stanley]

That's in the trailer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But that's not even Jezebel. That's the other girl. I think Jezebel plays and she plays a few instruments.

[Guest or Producer]

She played guitar and she learned bass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She learned bass for the thing you have to Corey. But she was like, she never played before. And that other girl goes like, I never even played the bass before. I don't know what. And you could see it in their.

[Chris Stanley]

Performances with this shows me is every bass player is full of. Oh, I thought she can pull it off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've never thought anything other than that. I've made a quite. I've made quite a stink about that in my life. Bass player, if you tell me you play bass, just say you're A guitar player. Cuz you have to play guitar.

[Chris Stanley]

Flea's full of Flea should have been an angel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Flea's full of Flea is a talent of a Cory's angel. Be the most insulting thing in the world to say.

[Chris Stanley]

How you like that, Fleet?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, Flea, how do you feel about that? You got the same skill set as Jezebel. Sweet.

[Chris Stanley]

You could have been a fucking angel and you suck. You stayed with the Chili Peppers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's funny as hell. I wonder if she changed her tune. But Marcy Hume, I think is her name. The lady, the director girl. I think she like, she's trying to keep it. Like I'm not maybe didn't make a shitty documentary about him. But like with that guy's reaction and then pointing out that he sent a cease and desist like it's. Get it. If again I always say this. If somehow he's behind this and working with her to make this documentary huge.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, that would be good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's always a thing when someone's that dumb, you have to take that step back to go like. Or are they an evil genius? Sure.

[Chris Stanley]

If it's just a work for everyone. And like, I mean I get. Is he. Is he. That he's crazy, right? Like Corey seems it. The damaged man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It seems it, very much so.

[Chris Stanley]

I mean he did pull off that thing where he had the documentary about him been trafficked in the Hollywood ped thing, but.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then you saw zero traction.

[Chris Stanley]

Even when he like, oh no, we've been hacked in the theater.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh yeah. And then he got.

[Chris Stanley]

I think that was real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. They broke into the mainframe. What he realized was.

[Chris Stanley]

Is that what he said?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He goes. He goes. He goes. They've broken in and they. And they shut down the stream. They showed it goes. What happened was he didn't know it was going to be as popular as it was. And they were not prepared for the orders for the. He didn't pay for the ban. That's all it was.

[Chris Stanley]

Amazon Web Services has him over.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's 1 million percent. That's all it was was. He just. They. They weren't prepared for it, so it didn't run.

[Chris Stanley]

I'm starting to think the mainframe was hacked though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The mainframe might have been. That was in the next couple days later is when he said he got stabbed with a needle in the. A needle. I know, in the thing. Wolf packs after him.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah. So he. He had like this. He has this Arrested Development thing of whenever all the bad happened to him in the 80s and that's. That's what his understanding of reality is to this time. Which is why he thinks hacking a mainframe can destroy a stream.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

People are still worried about getting stabbed with needles.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, he's done. He goes, I think there may have been HIV in it. Someone hit me with a polio needle.

[Chris Stanley]

I mean, an iron lung.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think I've been dosed with scurvy.

[Chris Stanley]

You're not a pirate.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But yeah, he is. So I love that he's getting angry about it. But again, I said the geniuses. If he knows how to manipulate this. Because he did say. Eventually he came out and said that the guitar solo is like. Yeah, no, it's like the worst thing ever. It's like, like it was on purpose, but it wasn't. It wasn't just enough people got in his ear where he was like, maybe I should say, yeah, yeah. I was doing it as a gag.

[Chris Stanley]

You gotta. You gotta. You gotta say something, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just say it was a guy. Or. Or he just took the bait. Oh, that could be as simple as on the bus one day, like, dude, I love how you just go out there and slap the guitar and just say it. Like I. I think it's so funny that you go up there and do that. And then he was kind of go, it's like, I know, right? Like, they think I can play the guitar. Oh, yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

He picks up on it. Right, Right, Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe that possibly. Maybe someone just going like, it's awesome that you do that to be funny. And he was like, right, yeah, I.

[Chris Stanley]

Do do that to be funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Cuz. I would say he just thinks. Cuz he's. You don't move your finger. He's moving his fingers to positions that aren't notes. He's just like. And he's just. Wait.

[Chris Stanley]

That's his genius, though.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

Why does he have a. Why Jimmy Page on when he's doing a 10 minute song?

[Chris Stanley]

Why are you so stuck with all the rest of these things that other guitarists play something new?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He.

[Chris Stanley]

Maybe he found new notes, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's your problem. You're not willing to think outside the box.

[Chris Stanley]

Exactly. He's on a different plane.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's always been my goddamn problem.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not thinking outside the fucking box.

[Chris Stanley]

Inside of a goddamn box. It's embarrassing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everyone's talking about it, everyone's mentioning it. But I wonder if she's starting to feel, like, bad in any way. Because I don't think they have. I don't think they had like a contentious thing. And if he's not in on this and he really is furious as it's coming out because she keeps presenting, like I just documented. I didn't want to make it a thing.

[Chris Stanley]

Well, that's the thing for anyone, I guess, who's doing a doc like this. Not so much now because less like docs where the director has like final cut happen anymore. Everyone's like tied into the doc they do. Which I thought Corey was with this, which he isn't. So that's what she has to wrestle with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right. Well, you also have to be. If it's not at work, you have to be a next level fucking like lunatic to like put the stuff out there that he puts out there and then like, he just like shies away. Actually, it didn't happen. I mean, how much people else could you do it? How much people have to not believe you? How uncredible you have to be for when you come out in this thing that everyone's been waiting for and go, and here you have it. Charlie Sheen used to fuck Corey Haim between trailers every day on the set of Lucas and the world, including Corey Haim's mom and Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen told the world he had tiger blood. He tried to fight Chuck Lore. Winning. Yeah, the winning. Winning was hiding aids. Was hiding AIDS while fucking two porn chicks.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah. Just like smoking base camera touring around.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And just fucking getting up just a.

[Chris Stanley]

Massive amount of cocaine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Crazy. And everyone. And when Corey was Charlie Sheen did that, everyone was still like, shut the fuck up. Corey Feldman so bad. Like if you record you're crazy enough. You think he figured if he throws that at Charlie Sheen somehow that the world won't even question that for a second. They said no. And Corey's mom came out and be like, I was on the fucking set of Lucas and Corey.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, did she?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh yeah. She put out a thing saying like, it's unequivocally untrue.

[Chris Stanley]

Jesus Christ, Corey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, see the thing where she.

[Chris Stanley]

So if it is true, I feel really bad for Corey Feldman. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If. But the thing is he didn't. If his. If he was non stop. My goal is to upend that system of like this pedophilia in Hollywood. For sure he wouldn't. He's like, here's a documentary to go with my new double album. And look at this girl's hanging out, but my wife's tits over there.

[Chris Stanley]

In Corey's defense, look at Diddy and Weinstein. Everyone fucking knew everyone that Diddy was constantly just feeding everyone drugs and raping and throwing these parties. And Weinstein, same thing. Raping Constantly. And no one said nothing until they felt safe enough to say something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Chris Stanley]

That's the thing. Everyone's fine with fucking lying about it until the money dries up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Depends if you're in those situations. It seems like in the Diddy situation you could have gotten killed. That crossed that also that the Feldman world doesn't feel like you're in that kind of danger.

[Chris Stanley]

Not as much danger probably.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I mean maybe the. But also the people. I don't know how far it went, but even their. Their rapes and molestations aren't coming from. It wasn't trickling down from like the head of Warner Brothers and the guy. It was like the. The chaperone who was supposed to be looking after them. They say. Or like podcast or what's the guy. I love it because the name is so silly. Like all the kids. All the kids hung out like Sophie's Soda Shop or something.

[Ad Read Host]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they all. What it was was it was an underage place for underage celebrity kids. And they were. I was like. And they were praying on. There goes. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what I would assume that place was.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah. Why? I mean if you just hear that unless you're praying, why would you go anywhere near it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I assume in hindsight now every place in my town it was Circus Town was like the Chuck E. Cheese knockoff that is that did the teen dances on the weekends.

[Chris Stanley]

It was five. Circus Town. Is it called?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was called Circus Town Philly.

[Chris Stanley]

I watched a lot of movie five nights at Circus Town. Terrifying, terrifying, God damn animals.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When the teen sex stops, that's when the animatronics wake up.

[Chris Stanley]

They should do a five night at Freddy's but there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, look at that. He's a scam artist. She calls him. That's Corey Haim's mom calls Corey Feldman a. A scam artist.

[Chris Stanley]

I'm on Corey's side. I believe victims.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And she says it. She. You believe Corey Feldman? Completely. Let me tell you.

[Chris Stanley]

I bet something. Something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Obviously I've always held firm.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Something.

[Chris Stanley]

Who knows what. But something bad happened.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But the thing is. Stop bringing it up and. And no. No stopping. If you're only going to keep telling everybody the whole world that Corey Haim got constantly. That is.

[Chris Stanley]

That's his ace in the hole.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Doesn't tell his things ever.

[Chris Stanley]

He doesn't?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, that I didn't know. It's. He's only talks about Haim.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He says one thing. He thinks maybe at a party and they show it in the movie. He thinks possibly maybe at a party that he. That a guy maybe was trying to. To go. To suck his dick, but he stopped it beforehand.

[Chris Stanley]

All right, well, that should give you power then.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then I believe in the book. I believe in the book. He doubles down. The story of one day in a hotel room. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, chaperone. So Corey Haim himself.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And Corey Feldman, chaperone went in the bathroom to go butt fuck. And he felt so, like, left out and lonely that he went for a walk. At which point a girl picked him up in a pickup truck. A smoking hot chick.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To show him how to do cocaine for the first time and suck and fuck him all night long.

[Chris Stanley]

Wait, wait, wait. But. So he walks outside the street, and then a very attractive walks out, bummed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Out, walking down like the. Like the hills area. Hills area, sure. He's just walking, and then a girl in a pickup truck pulls up and goes, hey, I recognize you. You want to hop in? He's like, I guess. And then he gets in. She's like, you know what this is? This is cocaine. Tried. He goes, that feels good. She goes, God, you should fuck the shit the out of me. He's like, if you want me to, I will, I guess.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah. It's a van that says free cocaine and sex as opposed to candy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Free coke and sex. What a weirdo.

[Chris Stanley]

And he was able to get hard after all that free coke.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He just gave us cocaine.

[Chris Stanley]

More power to you then.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, boy. Oh, yeah, that's right. The help SiriusXM fight to end hunger. We're gonna do it right here.

[Additional Guest or Producer]

Well, Ron's beating us.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, listen, not that that's.

[Chris Stanley]

You know, if I were listening, I would go to SiriusXM.com Hungerthon and bid to co host the Bennington show. That's me. That's what I would do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Co host it.

[Chris Stanley]

Yeah. That's what we're giving up for, to end hunger. You like people being hungry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We just told people. We just told people they can come in. You're letting them co host.

[Chris Stanley]

We treat the people who want hunger to end well. That's why I go to SiriusXM.com Hungerthon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How about this? If you bid on the bonfire and you win, Black Lou will send you a picture of the connectors for these $10,000 cameras. And if you can bring the tool that will get these out of the ceiling, you could have all three of them.

[Chris Stanley]

It's a band saw, man. Just fucking cut through it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do not cut through those wires. I'd say, there's a way to do this. You shouldn't do it, but there's a way to take these home. Now, I know what you're saying. Those are $10,000. They seem antiquated. Yep, they sure are.

[Chris Stanley]

I'm gonna grab them and I'm gonna start twitch streaming. Like I show speed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude.

[Chris Stanley]

And that's what they do after that. Have you ever seen any of those things? Or like KSI or video game streams? No, it's just streaming a room and they're just hanging out doing nothing. Yeah, it's mind blowing. I really feel old. That's exactly it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wasn't that Drew Ski too? Same thing for a while, probably.

[Chris Stanley]

Drewski. Yeah.

[Guest or Producer]

Together. Weren't they together?

[Chris Stanley]

They all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well, they collab. Collab.

[Guest or Producer]

But now Kevin Hart's jumping in, trying to stay hip with the kids. So funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, yeah. Kai said that will have like the Rock and like Kevin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

See, Kevin Hart, though, like, Kevin Hart got hammered on it and started trying to fight a guy.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, did he?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He starts trying to fight one of the guys.

[Chris Stanley]

Probably the only interesting thing that's ever happened on one of those guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He tries to fight one of his boys because his boys trying to hit on heaven. His daughter.

[Chris Stanley]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

On Kevin's daughter? No, where he was chatting to her and Kev just. I don't know if Kev's overreacting or what, but he's getting his face. But he's drunk and I don't think he's trying to be funny. I think he's straightening the dude out. But he keeps saying. He goes, man, tell me that she came out of my balls. She came out of my balls. Watch it.

[Chris Stanley]

Why is Kev's shirt off?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's hammered.

[Chris Stanley]

Sounds up, she came out my ball. That's my.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then his daughter's like, hey, I.

[Chris Stanley]

Don'T want to think about your balls. This makes me want to Sign up for DraftKings or get a new iPhone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm surprised that Kev doesn't feel old in that. We got to wrap this thing up. Jesus Christ.

[Guest or Producer]

It makes more sense. His daughter's hanging out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, yes. If you'd like to see bid on our show, go to. What?

[Guest or Producer]

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can get an in studio visit and three 4K cameras if you want to bid on us over at SiriusXM.com Hungerthon. That's SiriusXM.com Hungerthon Chris Stanley is on Bennington every week 12 to noon. And of course, the high society radio on Gas digital network.

[Chris Stanley]

And YouTube.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And YouTube. And wherever you get podcasts.

[Chris Stanley]

Oh, my God. And all the places you get podcasts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All those places. I'm gonna be at the Improv improv in Irvine, December 18th through the 20th. Milwaukee New Year's Eve through January 3rd. For tickets and all torture, it's go to bigjcomedy.com our holiday spectacular. Tickets are still available. Sold out yet?

[Guest or Producer]

I just asked Liz.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We don't know well if there's still tickets available. December 16, 7pm Village Underground, New York City. Comedyseller.com for tickets and Robert Kelly, Sarasota, Poughkeepsie Comedy Works, South Colorado. So much more Punchup Live. Robert Kelly Wheel. See you tomorrow. Thank you so much, Chris Stanley. Thank you. It's the bonfire.

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