The Stoned Age

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: "The Stoned Age"
Date: September 23, 2025
Host: SiriusXM Faction Talk Channel 103

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bonfire is classic Jay and Bobby: irreverent, hilarious, and peppered with inside jokes and stories from their lives as stand-up comedians. The loose theme this time is nostalgia for '90s cult movies (with a focus on The Stoned Age), how former stars become activists or "get causes," and plenty of digressions into pop culture, the comedy scene, and personal stories from the road. Cardi B may or may not swing by for a guest appearance, which becomes an ongoing bit throughout the show.

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1. Crew Changes & Inside Jokes

[00:59 – 04:00]

• Opening with Jay, Bobby, and DJ Lou only—others "fired," as part of an elaborate, sarcastic story riffing on over-the-top workplace drama.
  • “If you could believe it, Christine, Jacob, and our very own Black Lou have been fired for celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk. They did it too publicly.” – Big Jay Oakerson [00:59]
• Christine’s twerking video becomes a focal joke, with dissection of what defines a twerk and examining Jay’s own twerking skills.
  • “I think it twerks...really anything involving just like the, again, an ass focused dance.” – Jay [03:08]
  • “You need an arch. And your arch is pretty good.” – Christine [03:28]

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2. The Cardi B / Hustlers Bit

[04:11 – 10:00]

• Jay and Bobby riff on Jay’s time filming Hustlers with Cardi B—his claims she doesn’t remember him, lateness on set, and comical strategies to lure Cardi B into their studio.
  • “I told him to tell him your movie, your costar from a movie is in here. We were in Hustlers together and she doesn’t remember that.” – Jay [04:14]
  • DJ Lou’s attempts to coordinate a surprise Cardi B drop-in become an almost running gag throughout the episode.
    • “Did you tell her there was a money move to come in here?” – Jay [05:23]

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3. The Stoned Age Movie Deep Dive & '90s Nostalgia

[10:44 – 18:40]

• Jay and the crew reminisce about cult comedies, with the 1994 film The Stoned Age getting the spotlight.
  • Praise for the film’s irreverence, sex appeal, and humor that "wouldn’t fly now," particularly the topless scenes and the absurdity of '90s "T&A" movies.
  • “The movie The Stoned Age is a hilarious comedy from the 90s with…It did everything right. It’s stupid funny. It’s ridiculous, borderline slapstick at points. But it’s…It’s got tits. Super hot chick who shows her tits.” – Jay [11:33]
  • Phoebe Cates and other '80s/'90s starlets are compared for "celebrity nostalgia T&A value."
• The crew tracks down what happened to Stoned Age actress Renee Griffin (aka Renee Aman), expressing horror at her current life as a right-wing activist and "bee saver."
  • “She turned out to be such a sack of…” – Jay [18:17]
  • “You’re too pretty to have a cause. That’s why I tell Alyssa Milano…” – Jay [23:31]
• Hilarious disappointment as the fantasy of the "party girl" shatters in adulthood.

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4. Aging, Causes, and Female Celeb Transformations

[23:21 – 25:47]

• Digression into how female stars of the past find new fame in activism or online causes, often after their Hollywood looks fade or they age out of sex-symbol status.
  • “It sucks that you lost your fame and then you caught fame again because of a cause. And then you have to lean into that cause.” – Christine [23:54]
  • “If you’re not going to be as hot as you were, but you’re not going to get fat, you’re going to have to find a cause.” – Jay [24:38]
• More laughs at the progression from sex symbol to “bee saver,” including Jennifer Garner and Valerie Bertinelli’s forays into cooking.
• Alyssa Milano’s shifting public persona is roasted, along with Bobby’s infamous basement “movie moments.”
  • “That’s the movie I’m going to hell for. I jerked off my grandmother’s basement.” – Christine [25:15]

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5. Comedy Club Stories & On the Road

[27:05 – 32:41]

• Jay and Bobby share club gig stories, the changes in hotel life for comics, and a debunked rumor about The Stoned Age director marrying the lead actress.
  • “The hotel isn’t haunted anymore. Remember we did last two years ago? We did the seance. We exercised it.” – Christine [31:11]
• They compare notes on the “Old Port” in Maryland and the logistics (and oddities) of club weekending.

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6. Twerking, Racial Humor, & Body Bits

[32:22 – 40:22]

• The twerk-off resumes, with live demonstrations in studio, and the crew watching “Try Not to Nut” twerk compilations.
  • “Present and pop. Pop. And then you get in. And then pop. And then pop. Slow it down. You’re trying to go too fast. Bring it. Slow down. Pop.” – Jay coaches Bobby [33:15]
• Bobby offers a grossly funny "scientific" (and exaggerated) theory on why big butts supposedly smell worse, leading to graphic and riotous banter:
  • “You cannot have a big ass and have it not stink. Unless you travel with baby wipes and you baby wipe every 30 to 40 minutes…” – Bobby [37:58]
• The room devolves into a contest of who can move their ass better and who’s at risk of "nutting" from twerk videos.

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7. Airline Rage & Comic Life Realities

[42:00 – 47:18]

• Jay vents with epic frustration about problems with United and other airlines—lost first-class seats, lying agents, middle-seat disasters.
  • “United is the worst. I would never fly it again.” – Christine [42:03]
  • “...they go, we changed planes. Your row doesn’t exist anymore…So I guess I’m sitting in a middle seat in the back.” – Jay [44:01]
• Comparisons of club hotels (Calgary's Laugh Shop), odd run-ins with fans, and why gig logistics matter emotionally to comics.

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8. Skankfest, Ari Shaffir & Comic Tribe Check-In

[47:44 – 48:48]

• Banter about Ari Shaffir being “in the jungle,” not returning texts, and the elusive "jungle phone."
  • “Do you have his jungle phone number? I have his jungle phone number.” – Jay [47:51]

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9. Awards Shows, Politics, & Hollywood

[48:55 – 54:45]

• The group reflects on how awards shows like the Emmys have devolved from cultural events into political soapboxes.
• Jay and Bobby roast actors bringing up political causes on red carpets, such as Javier Bardem’s anti-Israel comments.
  • “It’s hard to watch these...just jerk each other off with lights and fame and fake smiles...and then they make some political statement to make you feel like shit about your life...” – Christine [50:41]
• The International Association of Genocide Scholars and similar organizations are mocked for performative activism.
  • “According to the bonfire, Jew recognition, fucking whatever, we can make it up.” – Jay [54:26]

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10. Antifa, Conspiracy Tangents & Listener Tributes

[55:53 – 57:58]

• Jay and Christine riff on the “origin of Antifa,” jokes about Jacob’s "Antifa body," and communists in history.
  • “I found out Antifa was started in Germany, World War II to go against the SS, but it was...Communists and Marxists who started it...” – Christine [56:05]

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11. In Memoriam: Kaitlyn Bedwell

[57:04 – 59:01]

• DJ Lou breaks the somber news that original Bonfire fan and friend Kaitlyn Bedwell, aka Crackly Crackle (who chopped up Bonfire clips for YouTube), has passed away unexpectedly.
  • “A life, a beautiful life, and our business have been cut down in one shot.” – Jay [58:00]
  • The team offers condolences and encourages fans to connect and mourn together: “Go hug your significant other. You never know. You know, life is short and so is Jacob.” – Christine [58:56]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Jay on Celeb Activism:
  “You’re too pretty to have a cause. That’s why I tell Alyssa Milano, baby, baby, stop freaking out over all this stuff. You’re hot. You don’t need this.” [23:31]

• On Twerking Science:
  “You cannot have a big ass and have it not stink. Unless you travel with baby wipes and you baby wipe every 30 to 40 minutes and you air dry the inside of your ass.” – Bobby [37:58]

• Jay on Award Shows:
  “It’s hard to watch these fucking dumb dumbs...and then they make some political statement to make you feel like shit about your life, you know? And it’s like, fuck off.” [50:41]

• Christine on Nostalgia:
  “I miss TNA movies. And this was perfect amount...” [14:09]

• Twerk Coaching:
  “Present and pop. Pop. And then you get in. And then pop. And then pop. Slow it down. You’re trying to go too fast. Bring it. Slow down. Pop.” – Jay [33:15]

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Notable Timestamps

• 00:59: Jay announces a “skeleton crew” with a running gag about firings
• 03:08: Jay defines “twerking” in clinical terms
• 11:33–15:00: Dive into the nostalgia and inner workings of The Stoned Age
• 23:31: Jay’s “too pretty to have a cause” rant
• 37:58: Bobby’s “ass science” explanation
• 42:03: Airline rage segment with horror travel stories
• 48:55: The Emmy Awards and Hollywood culture bit
• 55:53: Goofing on Antifa and “Jacob’s Antifa body”
• 57:58: Kaitlyn Bedwell ‘In Memoriam’ segment

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Episode Tone & Style

The mood is classic Bonfire: rowdy, acerbic, and quick to swerve between vulgar camp, insider comedy stories, heartfelt tributes, and absurdist bits. Jay and Bobby’s chemistry is unfiltered and brotherly, never shying away from anything “off-limits.”

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Final Thoughts

The episode is a must-listen for longtime Bonfire fans and anyone who loves the blend of nostalgia, brutal comedy scene honesty, and pure comedic mayhem. Whether they're riffing on '90s movies, breaking down why airline travel is soul-crushing, or delivering eulogies laced with humor, Jay and Bobby create a clubhouse vibe that is hard to duplicate.

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Transcript

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Christine]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly. That's Cardi B with Bodak Yellow off her debut album, Honor thy Father.

[Christine]

She has a father?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, that's the. That was the ironic joke. Might be a little bit weird in here today. I don't know if you can tell this from just hearing the show out of the gates, but we have a bit of a skeleton crew here. It's just me, Bobby, and DJ Lou, because if you could believe it, Christine, Jacob, and our very own Black Lou have been fired for celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk. They did it too publicly. Yeah, they were out there. Jacob. I think we have some audio somewhere of Jacob when he found out the news. Bring up the thing with NASCAR when.

[Christine]

He goes nuts in nascar. Oh, thank you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Jacob Classless called to the carpet. Jim McClure fired his ass out of.

[Christine]

The blue, too, because I thought he would be the other way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me too.

[Christine]

I thought he was gonna go the other way, but apparently he's been a secret little left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Been a real shift.

[Christine]

Little antifa shift. And you know what? If you look at antifa, a lot of those videos, you could see Jacob. Jacob's eyes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

In those little.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then Black Lou put up that video that said if the Cowboys win this week, I don't care if Charlie Kirk passes away. And. Son of a. Yeah, and then why do you guys want to keep putting these videos out? Yeah, and then Christine just did a whole. She like Crip walked while they kept re showing the video over and over again. And there's her. There's her video.

[Christine]

But she also. She gave Dawkins a Charlie Kirk doll without a head on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She really did.

[Christine]

That's nuts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Classless.

[Christine]

Bitch, you are a crazy Person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wow. What a weekend, huh?

[Christine]

I just got to say, it's up on the bonfire now. You're. You're booty dancing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Dude, it's. It's so good. Is it. It's uncomfortable.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Christine]

Yeah, I was. I was watching. I'm like, this is. This is weird. This. That's how good it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like a gay guy.

[Christine]

No, I was feeling uncomfortable watching it, which means it's good. It's so good. Because I was looking at my friend. What do you call that dance? Booty dance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's the twerk.

[Christine]

Bob the twerk. Come on. I'm sorry, is that a twerk? That's not really. It's a slow twerk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a twerk.

[Christine]

I thought a twerk was a. Like a. Like a jiggle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it twerks. Really. Anything involving just like the. Again, an ass focused dance.

[Christine]

An ass focused dance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. A dance that focuses exclusively on movement of ass.

[Christine]

Right. So it could be small, slow, it could be fast, it could be jiggly. It could be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But it's gotta definitely be pointed out, like jetting towards you.

[Christine]

You have to have an arch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There needs to be an arch.

[Christine]

You need an arch.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And your arch is pretty good.

[Christine]

Not pretty good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was standing on wheels, buddy.

[Christine]

Not pretty good. But then you turned around and looked at me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Was that hot cutie patootie face and you put your finger in your mouth like you got caught.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was it? Ooh, yeah. Oh, Jay was being naughty.

[Christine]

Jay's naughty.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was being a little bit of a naughty boy.

[Christine]

Yeah, you're a naughty boy. You're naughty boy, J. And it was really good. It's on the video up on Instagram and all all things Bonfire right now if you want to see it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. As we speak, Black Lou is auditing Jacob right now. That's why they're not in the room, actually, because they're out there trying to corral Cardi B. Yeah. Big fan to come in here. Bobby's a huge fan.

[Christine]

Huge fan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like her. I like her. But Bobby's really the big fan. I told him to tell him your movie, your co star from a movie is in here. We were in Hustlers together and she doesn't remember that. I did call out that she. When I came back after let me go home for a while on the set of Hustlers because it was taking for the day. Was going very late. Yeah, because Cardi B.

[Christine]

Was late. She was late. She was very. And Usher was also late. Why? Why do you think they were late. No, no, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm sorry.

[Christine]

No, no, no, no. I'm sorry, Jay. I took you down a path I didn't want. I'm sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You shouldn't have.

[Christine]

It's my fault.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was your fault. Totally. I got called to the carpet for being late here at work. I'm late? Guess I act like a black person.

[Christine]

Christine was on time. You came from the same house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine's laugh just reminded me. You gotta watch Peacemaker. Start it, please. It's so funny.

[Christine]

I did. I did.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tim Meadows is so funny in season two.

[Christine]

I started it, but I fell asleep. Oh, here we go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This doesn't feel like great news. Oh, God. I thought we lost Jacob to black people.

[Christine]

If they took him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's up? Did you tell her there was a money move to come in here? I should have given you a speech. It's a money move.

[Christine]

Oh, that's me. I know it's you. I know. I know how it works.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I could already tell. This is great news.

[DJ Lou]

Doesn't look good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Okay.

[Christine]

But it's not a no.

[DJ Lou]

It's not a no. Liam. Liam is checking.

[Christine]

He's checking with who?

[DJ Lou]

Her. Her management team.

[Christine]

But what. But what did you set him up with to check?

[DJ Lou]

Also checked with Eric, who's also helps us out booking people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did she see you and speak or did she not speak?

[DJ Lou]

She didn't see me.

[Christine]

Thank God.

[DJ Lou]

She's in. She's being interviewed right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank God. Okay, that's fine. If she sees you and she doesn't speak, that means she doesn't with you.

[Christine]

We should have. Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Those are lyrics, Jacob.

[DJ Lou]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Put my jam bag on, Lou. She don't dance now. She make money. Move.

[DJ Lou]

I said. I said this would be a reunion of the co stars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we were both in hospital. Hang on a second. I'm sorry.

[Christine]

Yeah. Arch it. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, my God, that confidence. This is not his first time. It's nuts, man. Look at the little thing up. He's got like a tri button.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This might be my 55th time doing that.

[Christine]

Jay is a twerker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not like a crazy. Not like a crazy man times, but a bunch of times. Yeah.

[Christine]

So she might. There's a chance. What would you give the percentage?

[DJ Lou]

There's a chance in hell. There is a chance.

[Christine]

So she.

[DJ Lou]

I don't want to say no. The. Maybe not hell, but somewhere in the middle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who's interviewing her?

[DJ Lou]

Is it shade 45?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I believe you don't learn anybody's name over there. Wow. Wow.

[DJ Lou]

I'm on Team Bonfire. I care about this show.

[Christine]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And that was a great answer, but.

[DJ Lou]

I don't care about any other show.

[Christine]

That's great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Black Lou, you know who was interviewing Cardi B? I think it was shade 45. That is not somebody's name. That's 45, I think.

[DJ Lou]

Sway.

[Christine]

Sway?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's no way that was Sway. You're just saying Sway is the only name you know. You know for a fact it's not Sway. You know for 100 fact it's not sway.

[Christine]

Can I say something?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. Maybe Sway.

[Christine]

It was either. It was Sway and DJ Raz Roz.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right, Sounds right. Sounds right to me. I don't know if I believe you or not.

[Christine]

Why would you not believe me? It's Sway was there and DJ Roz Roz.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't even think Sway was there. I don't know who DJ Roz Roz is.

[Christine]

DJ Roz Roz is Sway's sidekick, and he takes over the show when he's not there. On cold 45.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Swaying. Ras Roz in the mornings.

[Christine]

Swaying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I haven't seen him in the literature yet.

[Christine]

Yeah, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I guess I haven't seen that in the literature.

[Christine]

So there's a slim chance in hell that any second now that little window will fill up with shadows.

[DJ Lou]

Yes.

[Christine]

And, Cardi, we're black people. No, no, I meant, you know. No, I didn't mean.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What the was that?

[DJ Lou]

I talk like that.

[Christine]

No, Bobby, I'm talking about. No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're in a very divided time. Can we bring people together for five seconds?

[Christine]

No. When people gather in front of the door, it looks like little shadows walking by.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure. Unless they're smiling.

[Christine]

No, no, no, no, no. There goes Slim Jim. No, Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. That's pro.

[Christine]

I. She's not listening. It's still a little bit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We learned their managers always start listening early when we start insulting them before they come in. That's how we lost Bret Michaels.

[Christine]

I'm sure. I'm sure. Cardi B. You're safe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Let's test her team out. Let's test out her entourage.

[Christine]

So she might walk in any second.

[DJ Lou]

Yes.

[Christine]

Are they at the end of the interview or the beginning of the interview? Did they interview her yet?

[DJ Lou]

She's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What did Sway's face tell you? What did Sway's face say that he was done? Almost.

[DJ Lou]

I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have a hard time reading, remember? I know you have a hard, hard time reading him.

[Christine]

Well, how is he going to present it, though? Can I. How did you say to present it or just leave it up to him?

[DJ Lou]

No, I said, hey, a couple white.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Boys want to talk to your ass. But I want Liam to say it like that in a super. With a super Irishy face.

[DJ Lou]

I always say it the way. The way I know to make it very casual. Hey, when she's done Bonfire, Jay would love her, his co star, to do a walk by.

[Christine]

Right.

[DJ Lou]

And just so they can reunite on the air.

[Christine]

Yeah, walk by, I say, and say.

[DJ Lou]

The other guy walk in. That's what we call.

[Christine]

It's not his co host. Heard your butt stinks. Want to deal with this and get this out of the way?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I'm just gonna ask her. I'm like, hey, do you dance anymore? And then she writes this motherfucker listen to my songs.

[DJ Lou]

If you want to say something to Liam on air to maybe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do we do? Our plea to Liam?

[DJ Lou]

Yeah, plea to Liam. Do something resembling anything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I make Bobby every morning in a mirror, say the n word 15 times out loud so he doesn't say it in studio. So there's no danger of that happening in here.

[Christine]

That's right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's right.

[Christine]

And yeah, and I worked on the F word too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know you get it all out. Yeah. All those words are in the Phantom Zone in your mirror. They just live in the mirror, screaming it out.

[Christine]

Jay has taken all the Boston out of me, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They've really bring up that. I mean, did you ever see the movie the Stone? I love the movie the Stone, Dage. We've talked about it on the show at length before. One of the funniest lines in that movie is like, it couldn't. Like it would be under fire. Now, do you remember how he describes don't fear the reaper? Oh, yeah, that he says, oh, can.

[Christine]

We play the scene?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can we play the scene? It's so funny, dude. The way he said, please, we're not. It's a scene, dude.

[DJ Lou]

It's not. It's not good to play.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's so funny. Yeah, explains Blue Oyster Cult.

[DJ Lou]

But this doesn't work in 2025. You're right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It would still work. No, there's just like a. This. Listen, there's nothing about this that bothered anybody at the time.

[Christine]

What is this? What are we watching?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The movie the Stoned Age is a hilarious comedy from the 90s with. It did everything right. It's stupid funny. It's ridiculous, borderline slapstick at points. But it's. It's got tits. Super hot chick who shows her tits.

[Christine]

Regular Tits and super hot tits.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Great.

[DJ Lou]

Like bananas hot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So hot.

[DJ Lou]

Director lost his mind. And look, I think it was his only movie. He just married her and.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did he married? The director married her.

[DJ Lou]

Believe he.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that makes sense. She is so hot. I wonder what she looks like now. But yeah, she was so. The stone age is a. And it's just like a buddy movie. It's like two dudes.

[Christine]

Phoebe Kate's tits don't hold up.

[DJ Lou]

Yes, they do, Bobby. That's wrong. That's super wrong.

[Christine]

They don't hold up completely. Phoebe Cates tits are just little tiny titties.

[DJ Lou]

They're not little.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, this chick was borderline perfect.

[Christine]

I mean, I'm sorry to. Is that a thing with you?

[DJ Lou]

No, me and the rest of the world.

[Christine]

I just. I'm just saying the Phoebe Cates. No, no, as an adult.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm with you.

[Christine]

They're not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're just regular tits.

[Christine]

Yeah, those are regular old titties.

[DJ Lou]

Way better than regular, buddy. Come on.

[Christine]

They're not even big. It's the face attached that makes it. Yeah, it's the little Filipino boy face that's attached to it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, she's famous also. Which is a thing.

[Christine]

Which is a thing. But she wasn't famous then. This made her famous. Correct.

[DJ Lou]

I think they're phenomenal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, they're good.

[Christine]

They're good, but they're not as great as I thought. They were like growing up. I was like, those are the tits. You know what? Tits are better the. The. What's that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Movie with a girl as a boy enhanced.

[Christine]

The girl was a boy. Just one of the guys. Just one of the guys. Those tits to me are the best tits of my.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because they were on a guy.

[Christine]

But it wasn't a guy. Which made it okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right?

[Christine]

He was safe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a different time, Bobby. It's okay. Yeah, it was a different time. Go to that scene. This makes me laugh so much. It's just such a great explanation for it. Every band puts out one song that's.

[Christine]

Never go full retard. That's like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They put out one. So I watched some scenes from it yesterday. Jacob. The other thing is so funny about that is when he has the flashback of being at the concert with Boca. When they start playing that song, his friend just like lights a cigarette and he's just like this. He's consistently hates the song. Don't Fear the Reaper makes me laugh so hard.

[Christine]

I've never seen that movie ever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's so funny.

[Christine]

I'm going to watch it tonight. What was the boobies. I want to see the boobies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, give him the boobies scene. It's probably on a porn site.

[Christine]

I miss TNA movies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And this was perfect amount. The movie wasn't. It wasn't driven by it. It was driven by how hot this chick is. That's the whole movie's about. Everybody wants to hook up with this chicken, and they're kind of dealing with her friend who they call like a fat, ugly friend who really wasn't fat or ugly.

[DJ Lou]

She was cute.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was cute and fine.

[Christine]

That was like, me. Most of my life I was just cute and fine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Cute and fine.

[Christine]

But Lewis called me fat and ugly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Stupid Louis, but yeah. So it's just these two guys trying to hook up with these two girls. The kid. What's so funny about the most successful person, I would say that came out of the movie the stone age is tack.

[DJ Lou]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Clifton Collins Gonzalez. Yeah, he changed his name a couple times. It's been Clifton Collins, I think, before Jason times.

[Christine]

So nobody famous has come out of this movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's been in a lot of stuff.

[Christine]

What was he in?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, I always remember from 187.

[Christine]

It's not like you guys said Brad Pitt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no.

[DJ Lou]

You'd recognize him immediately.

[Christine]

He's a wreck.

[DJ Lou]

Ooh, she's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She. This is almost the sex scenes. Great. But you almost just got to see her when she just first shows up.

[DJ Lou]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Who's the guy cuffed to the bed?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the one of the two buddies.

[Christine]

Oh, really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. One of them fucks her. And then he comes up and he goes. He goes, hey, man. He goes, great news. He goes, she said. She goes, go upstairs. Goes, said she'll give you a blowjob. He's like, what? He goes, yeah. I told her you're all fucked up from something growing. What is this? I think you're all fucked up from whatever. So she said she'll give you a blowjob.

[Christine]

I've done that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I told her you're all up from something. It's hilarious. What a good movie.

[Christine]

Oh, is that her right there? Ay ay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The soundtrack was killer.

[Christine]

Yeah, she's cute. She's got that dirty mouth. Yeah, that little slut mouth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's a real pig slut. Can we find out? Can you look up her name and see if we could see her today? And if she ended up marrying.

[Christine]

I like a big teeth and big lips.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Renee Almond.

[DJ Lou]

She was so hot in this movie.

[Christine]

Yeah, she is.

[DJ Lou]

Oh, God.

[Christine]

I've never seen this movie ever. Why oh, that is her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That is her.

[DJ Lou]

And Dazed and Confused.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's so much funnier.

[Christine]

Oh, she's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, she's super into stuff.

[Christine]

She's super into stuff. Oh, that stinks. When you find out somebody's super into stuff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Super hot chicken. And she's really into stuff.

[Christine]

Ah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Christine]

But wait a minute. What is she super into? Well, false evidence appears. Real fear. Oh, gosh. God damn it. Let's hear one of her speeches. Yep, let's hear a speech.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is the smoking hot chick from the stoned age that got a conscience.

[Christine]

When she met a guy with money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think it was Crump's brother? That's from the movie Sarah.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yesterday I posted a video.

[Christine]

Wasn't your tits. Ah, if it's not your boobs, I don't want to see it. So she's right wing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn it. Dude, they were really. I know, but you just like. I mean, they stole some peppermint schnapps the Schnapster to bring over to her and her goofy friend. I just want to believe she's like, sort of that girl. And then she's just like, guess what? While they're at it again, here we go with government 151.

[Christine]

Pfizer lied.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice. You got a party with the Foxes tonight.

[Christine]

Let me go. Go back up. I want to see what. What other thing she has.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, I love. There's still just Simpson thing. And she's like. She goes, blah, blah, blah, and this and that and Republican. Republican shit. And then on these goes pretty angel. People just still simp for God, you're beautiful. How many times could we start commenting on all of her stuff and just do stone age quotes? Yo, man, you guys are trying to hork our chicks.

[DJ Lou]

One of my favorite lines, one of the friends says, why didn't you fight the guy? I would have if it wasn't for his massive upper body.

[Christine]

Christine, go back to her thing.

[DJ Lou]

I want to go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is Mikey Nuts in Mikey, New York. You're from New York? No.

[Christine]

Let me see what she's got.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Married, mom, actor, artist, designer, bee saver, closet singer, author, holistic mama, creator of the beautiful bee. God, she turned out to be such a sack of.

[Jacob]

This is for 1500 people.

[Christine]

Did she say a bee saver?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, she saves bees.

[Christine]

How do you save bees?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How don't you save bees?

[Jacob]

In today's society, we don't just save the bees.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Save the bees. Dude, what's her name? Ellen Page. Cut her tits off for that very cause.

[Jacob]

For the Bees.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I think she's really into the bees. You can't go saving bees with those stingers on your chest.

[Jacob]

It looks like she did marry. The director is James Marshall.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. Is it?

[Christine]

Yeah, it sucks. She has a cause.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It sucks so hard that she cares about stuff. Look at her list of patents she holds.

[Christine]

I just want to see her in like some weird house in the country of la. A couple dogs, like an Afghan. One of those long haired sexy dogs. Still maybe a hippie. I don't know. I don't want to see where the. Cause I don't want to read this. Homeschooling off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I always thought she was still just going to be like a. Yeah.

[Christine]

I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thought she was going to be like. I thought she was going to be like a party. I didn't know she was. Oh my God. Oh, hang on. Let's see. Let me read her things.

[Christine]

I do like that though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All of you creepy celebrities who have incited treasonous terrorist acts. There's always consequences when you're inciting violence. All of you who are complicit should have charges brought on you. We must never tolerate this disgusting, vile behavior. This is the usa. Don't tread on us. Jack Black. You showed your colors, dude. You're a treasonous son of a bitch. Question. Have you been to Epstein Island? If so, how many times? You're starting to look like that guy. We real Americans don't like what you stand for, you yellow belly coward. Let me say something. I'd still do it, but just the older. Not her.

[Christine]

Now. I'm actually fully hard right now. I know you love this chick and there's a flag.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You love all of her beliefs.

[Christine]

Is there any napkins in this studio?

[Jacob]

This is libertarian right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's fucking.

[Christine]

She still is kind of cute. Can I say that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, she is. But now she has. Now she looks like she wants to tell you about bees, the problems with bees, and accuse you of being the Epstein Island. Oh, you don't agree with me? Let me guess. You've probably been to Epstein Island. You kids. You like Trump? You fuck kids? Yeah. Watch the movie. For sure.

[Christine]

She loves RFK Jr. Though. Who doesn't?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn. What happened? What's her. Can we go to her? IMDb? Was that it? I mean, that was it.

[Christine]

Here's the greatest part. If you scroll, you can see the transition from actress.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Christine]

To conservative cause.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you're right.

[Christine]

Yeah, I do this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a picture of Rogan.

[Christine]

You can do this with trans people too. You can scroll back and just see the transformation, which is a beautiful thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at her picture. Oh, look at her. Fucking freaky looking son.

[Christine]

Where? Which one? Oh, he's cute.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he's got her face from the stone age, but like mushed into a guy.

[Christine]

He does. He has those.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, not there.

[Christine]

No, the one to the left.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Him.

[Christine]

Now, little boy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my baby boy. Freaky looking.

[Christine]

Same mouth. That's weird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good head of hair. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, same fucking man. Yeah, he looks like exactly like his mom. That's a problem.

[Christine]

He's got juicy lips. Yeah, and that little Christine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get this kid's juicy lips out of here.

[Jacob]

I have her IMDb also, her husband's not the director. The director of somebody else.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Real nice, Jacob. Now we look like idiots.

[DJ Lou]

I think they. I don't know if they got married. I believe he was.

[Christine]

Hey, Jacob. You know what, dude? You don't have to lie.

[DJ Lou]

I'm not. I'm just saying, the way I remember.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It, you've been on thin ice ever since you've publicly celebrated Charlie Kirk's assassination in those videos.

[Jacob]

Her last gig was in 2008.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh my God, it's Jacob. Someone's dead.

[Christine]

That's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Someone's passed.

[DJ Lou]

Fucking pussy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Christine]

Come on, dude. Get it together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, she stopped in 2008, 2004. Oh, she did the little fucking. Port Charles. The General Hospital spin off the Stone Age. I mean, that was it.

[Christine]

Where was Port Charles supposed to be? Is that New York?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Or can I assume it's always California and soap operas? Port Charles, Port Charles. That's where they were. Showdown in Little Tokyo. She's also acted under 15 different names. What an idiot. She was an encino man.

[Christine]

Cyborg 2.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was also in Cyborg too.

[Christine]

It's Western New York. Oh, it's Western New York. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at that. They. I didn't. That's hilarious. How many different names she performed under. Renee Griffin. Renee Jerry. Renee Griffin. Renee Aman.

[Jacob]

Like she put an accent over the Renee at one point and took it off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a. And then back to Renee Griffin and then the Renee and arm. Oh, she was in great white hype. Damn. She did a couple more things than I thought.

[Christine]

Criminal Affair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't know that at all. I mean, it's all pretty garbage, but.

[Jacob]

This Port Chester porch is on 57 episodes.

[Christine]

That's a lot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's before she went full blown maga. Dude, she went MAGA on your ass. That's fucked up. She was so hot. Now she's just annoying. You're too Pretty to have a cause. That's why I tell Alyssa Milano, baby, baby, stop freaking out over all this stuff. You're hot. You don't need this.

[Christine]

It sucks that you lost your fame and then you caught fame again because of a cause. And then you have to lean into that cause.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Remember I was big in the 80s and now I'm part of a cult. You know what blows? Causes.

[Christine]

Remember I got to do a lesbian scene and show my tits in a vampire movie and now I have to wear turtlenecks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now all I believe about is causes. Oh, that's the problem. Alyssa Milano, she got too many causes. Stop having causes and just be hot again. But she's aging, so she started jumping on the causes. She waited till she. She waited till she was over the hill, looks wise to fucking.

[Christine]

There was options. She could have started cooking like bread. You know what I mean? She could add her own little cooking show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you're not going to get fat when you get older, if you're not going to be as hot as you were, but you're not going to be fat, you're going to have to find a cause.

[Christine]

Like, Jennifer Gardner went cooking. Yeah. What's her name?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I never found her.

[Christine]

That Eddie Van Halen's wife went cooking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I never really. Oh, wait, I mean, you know.

[Christine]

I know you don't like Jennifer. Jennifer Gardner's amazing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Valerie Burnell beefed up hard.

[Christine]

Who's that? Is. That's. Oh, yeah, she's. She was fucking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Man, those just nipples like yarmulkes.

[Christine]

I mean, she's smoking. Is that. Is that the vampire movie?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Wow, what a movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Such a shitty movie.

[Christine]

That's the movie I'm going to hell for. I jerked off my grandmother's basement.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was so hot then. This wasn't even her hottest because she got that stupid haircut, but she was always pretty.

[Christine]

God, my God, look at that little.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here's the thing that sucks about having a crush on someone. You're a kid, though. The problem is, when I was really, really in Melissa Milano was when I was a kid and she was on who's the Boss? But you can't go, do you know? I mean, like, I never found her as attractive as I did when I was a kid. Finding her attractive on who's the Boss?

[Christine]

Right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But like, it was still exciting in that movie Fear when the guy, like, slaps her ass and spreads her cheek. That's great scene.

[Christine]

I think I forgot all about that scene. Great one with Marky Mark, right? Marky Mark was Good in that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And the biker throws her over the shoulder.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Grabs a grip of ass cheek and pulls it open.

[Jacob]

She's never been hotter than she is right here.

[Christine]

That's nuts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, you're being disgusting. Get her a little bit older on the show.

[Christine]

Nuts. She has a sailor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was older in times. All right, we're getting closer. That was her first bra episode. Yeah, yeah.

[Christine]

You like when she had the hair of the mother, Angela?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hair?

[Christine]

Yeah, that fucking eagle hair.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, if you keep looking, you'll find we're getting a little closer there with the one with Danzer. Stop showing her little girl pictures.

[Christine]

It's getting uncomfortable. J.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right there with Danzer. No, no. I mean, yeah. But now more like the. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A so pretty nice tween.

[Christine]

Stop that. Looks like he's banging her on the ass, that photo. Doesn't that look? She's screaming and he's like, yeah. Who is that? Tony?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you ever hear the Mike Brit story with Tony Danz and him at the a Caroline's Comedy Club?

[Christine]

But I love Mike Britt, and I haven't seen him a long time because he always looks angry. Yeah, Mike Britt always looks like he's about to tell you to go fuck yourself, Mike.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a lot of acting work.

[Christine]

Yeah, he's. He's got that face, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was an unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. He was in what else?

[Jacob]

I feel like we just saw.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I think he was in Daredevil. Yeah, he had a major part in Daredevil, the new Daredevil.

[Christine]

So didn't Aaron Berg.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I mean, his face, not his voice so much.

[Christine]

Why do you got to go over there? Hey, get him out of here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get him out of here. But Mike Britt and was doing a show at Carol's, and Tony Danz was in the audience, and he made jokes about, like, how hot, you know, Alyssa Milano became. And, like, must have been hard. You knew. You played her father. You still have to acknowledge whatever it was, it was just like it was rubbing Tony Danza the wrong way because he's a knob, I'm sure. And then out in the lobby, Tony Danza started, like, arguing with Mike. It was, like, getting, like, loud. And the argument said when it just ended, they were just going, fuck you back and forth between, like, you. No, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. And then Mike Brissend, he goes, fuck you, Tony Danza. And it says, somehow it just all calmed down after that. Fuck you, Tony Danza. Saying his name afterwards makes it so.

[Christine]

Much harder I'm gonna use that next time I get in a fight with Louis. Fuck you, Louis J. Gomez.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I think you should say, fuck you, Tony Danza. See if that works every time. Fuck you, Tony Danza.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Book you, Tony.

[Christine]

That's so stupid of somebody who is getting mad at a. You're not her father in real life. Dumb, dumb. I know, I know. We grew up together. Did you. Did you really? When the show was over, did you. Did you really keep in touch?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You think fucking Gandolfini wouldn't have given Meadow the old gods if they fucking.

[Christine]

If he lived long enough. The goo got the old gods.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, is that a word?

[Christine]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You give her the goo Gods.

[Christine]

The stomach.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love making up Italian. Damn, I love making up Italian. How was your weekend at the old Port? You were down in Maryland? Yeah, Baltimore.

[Christine]

I was down in Maryland. What a club. Great club. Have you ever Played it. Oh, buddy, you'd love it. It's such a punk rock cool club. Small little joint right in that little town. Right in the little port. Cobblestone streets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Amsterdam.

[Christine]

It looks. It's like that. It's very much like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Amsterdam.

[Christine]

Yeah, it's like I said, Amsterdam.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Hamsterdam is where they made an open air drug market illegal on the wire.

[Christine]

No, not that Amsterdam. It looks like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gotcha.

[Christine]

It's. Yeah, it's great club. And the hotel isn't haunted anymore. Remember we did last two years ago. We did the seance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We exercised it.

[Christine]

We exercise it. It's now Hilton.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It now possesses Danny Braff.

[Christine]

That's. Let me tell you something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now Danny Braff possessed by Bobby. We have to go.

[Christine]

That. That chip circle did it. I mean, swear to God, it's worked. It is a beautiful. The hotel is awesome. Now everything is redone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They made it a Hilton.

[Christine]

It's a Hilton. And it's beautiful. The rooms are great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They brought on the Ghostbusters.

[Jacob]

You freed the spirits.

[Christine]

I freely freed the spirits with my. My salted chip circle that I was in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Looks like a cool little town.

[Christine]

It's a great town. Till 11:38.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then.

[Christine]

And then you run back to the hotel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why? Because it's scary.

[Christine]

It becomes Baltimore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Does it really?

[Christine]

Yeah, there's a lot of nightclubs around there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Interesting.

[Christine]

Yeah, it gets a little. It gets a little.

[Jacob]

Looks like a cooler.

[Christine]

A little Ebor city.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why'd you look back at Black Blue when you said it?

[Christine]

I did not. I looked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely did.

[Christine]

I Did not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A little shadowy.

[Christine]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Must be full of shadows.

[Christine]

Shadows in the windows. Where the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is Cardi B?

[Christine]

This is not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why is she not in here yet?

[DJ Lou]

I could check. Let me get a check. Let me get a Cardi B update.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go run out there, dude. Do a blowfish on the wind. On the fishbowl.

[Jacob]

Do you think Jay could twerk her in? Just lure her?

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How do you feel if I went out there and twerked?

[Christine]

What if we all go out there and twerk?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, can you twerk?

[Christine]

I can try.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me see what you got.

[Jacob]

He can give it his all.

[Christine]

All right. I can't just do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know if I can do it.

[Christine]

You do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just try. Just try.

[Christine]

You do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Am I doing it?

[Christine]

Undo my vest. I need.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Okay. Now it's out. I'm not sure. It's like it's too much leg maybe. And just try to. Just try to make the ass look. She's showing you in this video, you.

[DJ Lou]

Stuck your ass out like you're presenting. Yeah, Presenting.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

You have to present.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Present. Pop it. Pop.

[Jacob]

Present and pop.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Pop. And then you get in. And then pop. And then pop. Slow it down. You're trying to go too fast. Bring it. Slow down. Pop. Bring it in slow. And then pop. Bring it back slow. You, forward. And then pop. Forward. Pop, pop, pop. Now put a little more speed into. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. I think we're ready.

[Christine]

I think I pulled my groin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, come on. We gotta show her. Time to make money moves.

[Christine]

Let's stand up for the rest of the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, she's probably gonna come in.

[Christine]

How come you can. How come you're. Your bum works better?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I have no ass, buddy.

[Christine]

You got a great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I just know how to move.

[Christine]

No, you. You arch your back. You know how to arch your back better. Yeah, yeah. You arch your back and your little. The top of your bum was great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Christine]

Yeah, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you. That means a lot to me, buddy.

[Christine]

It should. It means.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It sounds like I'm being facetious, but I'm not.

[DJ Lou]

No, you know how to present.

[Christine]

I mean it. You can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you, Jacob.

[DJ Lou]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Guys, did you get bad news about me today or something? What's all those. You're flooding me with this love. Tell me I could twerk. Rate. Stop. Oh, man. Look at it go. Shut up. Shut up, all you.

[Christine]

No, it stinks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut the up. All of you sound like idiots.

[Christine]

You can't wipe in there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You. Alex. Sounds stupid. We're looking at a girl's big fat ass twerking. She's making her cheeks clap.

[Christine]

It's disgusting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not gross.

[Christine]

It's disgusting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not. Listen. You're being too much.

[Christine]

How come they don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not ideal for me either. This isn't like, my thing at all.

[Christine]

Was your thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not my thing. It's not my thing. But come on. It's not bad either.

[Christine]

It's disgusting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Disgusting.

[Christine]

It's gross.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right, that's disgusting. This one's disgusting because there's two clappings. There was a middle of the thigh clap.

[Christine]

I don't want that either. What is that hot? All right, that's nice. Yeah, but I can't see it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's making the claps. Oh, you got a problem with these? Bobby, you got a problem with these?

[Christine]

I don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There you go.

[Christine]

I don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So it's just pure racism.

[Christine]

No, it's not. It's an adorable sound they're making.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's racist.

[Christine]

Listen, listen. It sounds like horses coming down. Yeah. Coming down the street.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on, Bobby. Do you love that?

[Christine]

The British are coming. The British are coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paul Revere. These girls are like Paul Revere.

[Christine]

I don't mind that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, now you're just liking the next black woman that came on the screen. He was gonna.

[Christine]

Absolutely true. No, that's disgusting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's stupid for sure.

[Christine]

It's not stupid. It's gross. That's gross.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's too much.

[Christine]

I'm gonna.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's good. That's a good one.

[Christine]

I don't know, dude. That looks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, no, no, you're wrong.

[Christine]

No, I'm right. That's gross.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's too much.

[Christine]

We're looking at.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's too much.

[Christine]

We're looking at the fattest asses, and it's disgusting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine brought up her King Twerk compilation. Try not to Nut compilation, it's called. Is that what we was watching?

[Jacob]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hit the Try not to Nut Bobby. See if you can hold back your nut during this.

[Christine]

Is that what it's called?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it says, Try not to Nut compilation. Oh, shit. I'm about to nut. You're supposed to come to this.

[Jacob]

Masturbate, too, on YouTube.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I guess. This is if your parents figured out how to block your porn.

[Christine]

This is exactly what I told Max was okay. I said a okay on this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can just watch ass slaps.

[Christine]

It's either this or girls in the back of motorcycles with their ass coming out. I have no problem with this. That butt right there is, I think, is perfect. That's my type of butt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, try not to nut.

[Christine]

Try not to nut. I can't. I've already. It's too late.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Bobby.

[Christine]

Too late.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby. It's right there.

[Christine]

Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is. That's someone's auntie.

[Christine]

Oh, my God. That's gross. Oh, God. That can't smell good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What does you mean by that?

[Christine]

I'm saying that this. Okay, you take the skin, you put it together, all right? And then you walk and it gets heated up. And then you get any little tiny ash juice at all, or puss juice that mixes with ash juice with the sweat, and it's going to mush around and make some type of sauce in the ass. And then later on, you're gonna open up that saucy ass because they've been walking for hours. Hours and dancing and walking, twerking and twerking. And then they get in your bed and you take that thing and then you open up that butt golf a bid it. And then it's. And that ass puss swast juice is everywhere and it stinks. That's the biggest penis I've ever seen.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was a gigantic penis.

[Christine]

That was a holy penis. God damn it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You made a really compelling argument.

[Christine]

Thank you, buddy. It's just. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's science, Jay.

[DJ Lou]

Bobby's right.

[Christine]

It's science. You cannot have a big ass and have it not stink. Unless you. Unless you travel with baby wipes and you baby wipe every 30 to 40 minutes and you air dry your. The inside of your ass.

[DJ Lou]

That's what you want from a woman?

[Christine]

Yeah. That's what you want.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everyone's ass, but everyone's ass. Everyone's ass the cheeks are touching. It's gonna be a dark spot all day. It's not that bad on everybody.

[Christine]

There's less of you. Understand? Here's your ass. My ass. There's a little touching, you get that big ass. You're talking 6 to 10 more inches of skin mushing together. So if you were gonna take a straw.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let me see your ass cheeks. Are your ass cheeks separated at all times? My ass cheeks touch the whole way up until a little top cleavage. Yeah. What are you saying? I know what's wrong with you.

[Christine]

You could have left your underwear on. What's wrong with my.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We wouldn't have seen what the could have imagined.

[Christine]

Why can't you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why would you get a. Lou, do me now. Tell me now.

[Christine]

Let me see.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay, they touched the whole way.

[Christine]

Come on, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look, stop filming it. Lou.

[Christine]

Yeah, Lou, sit down. Now. Now listen. No, no, no, no, no. Don't put your fingers in it. What the hell's wrong with you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm just saying they're touching the whole way up.

[Christine]

Now wipe that baby wipe so we don't share snacks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Christine]

You just stuck your fingers in your crack.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I didn't.

[Christine]

Pussy and your back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't put my fingers in my butt. You think I figured my ass on camera?

[Christine]

You put your fingers in your butt. No, like, on your crack.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fuck, man. You did see Lou's instant kick in.

[Christine]

I don't want. I let. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Saw a fat white ass getting ready to get pulled out. Started pulling his camera out like it's fucking. Fucking Wildwood.

[Christine]

You see DJ Lou's instant kick in? He got all shy. Put his head down. I can't look.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nerves, I know. Yeah, well, he's trying not to nut at work.

[Christine]

Yeah, he has to distract himself with buttons and sliders.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Try not to nut. I'm showing my ass. See if you could try to not nut. See if you can. Lemon dick pornhead. See if you can last 40 seconds and I'm just gonna shake my ass at you. I don't dance now. I make clack, clack, clack, clack, clack. You like these?

[Christine]

I don't like that. I don't like that, do I? I don't know. Maybe I do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think the. I think the sun went behind a cloud or cardi B's here. I saw some shadows. What happened?

[DJ Lou]

This is from Liam.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She'll be in five minutes.

[DJ Lou]

The event ends in five minutes and they've approved one group shot but no other content.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Christine]

Did you tell her? Her co star?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did he mention anything about her co star?

[DJ Lou]

I said every time. Liam knows, but did he say your.

[Christine]

Co star in the movie?

[DJ Lou]

He's hustle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you ask Liam if you could just remind her one more time that it would be a pretty money move to come in?

[DJ Lou]

He's actually waiting outside the room to ask.

[Christine]

Okay, can we get that microphone ready to go over?

[DJ Lou]

But he's gonna give it one shot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nice.

[Christine]

Can you say that he's black? Who? The person they're coming in Black Lou.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can play me black. You want her to see I'll be Black Lou and he could be Big J.

[Christine]

What's that? What's that movie that. That old play where the guy was in the bushes with the big nose you be that you hide over and over where DJ is Lou, he'll tell you what to say in the headphones.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, now can I say the N word if it's gonna be black with the ones who's saying it? Actually, yes, of course.

[Christine]

You have to try to be a black dude. You can't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But Lou, when I'm telling to you in your ear, it's gonna be like this. I'm gonna be like, say, oh, what's up? I'm not gonna say it to you, but you'll know what I mean. You'll know what I mean. She don't. Dad. Now she makes money. Move. Oh, I had a nice middle seat flight this fucking weekend.

[Christine]

I know, I talked to you. I felt bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a fucking stupid airline. United is.

[Christine]

United is the worst. I would never fly it again. They used to be Continental, which was the shit. We all flew Continental back in the day. Every comic flew Continental out of Jersey because It was awesome. LaGuardia was the worst airport in the fucking country. JFK sucked too, but Jersey Continental was awesome. And then United bought them. They stank. And then LaGuardia became the best airport, one of the best in the country. And Delta doesn't go anywhere.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It goes everywhere up to a distance.

[Christine]

Well, I mean, it goes most places. No, in America.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope.

[Christine]

In the East Coast.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, no, listen, it goes all places in the North America. It's just direct from New York.

[Christine]

You don't like the connections?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I hate them. And I had connections to Calgary this weekend. And my first flight, they go, we change planes. Your row doesn't exist anymore. My first class row, Bobby. But don't worry, we're going to sort it out by getting you as the last person on the plane in a middle seat in the back.

[Christine]

It's crazy to me how they just lie to your face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everybody lied. I called the night before. Everything I did, I called to go, and they kept saying, you're guaranteed you have a first class ticket, so you're guaranteed that. And I was like, okay, good. And then when I got there, they were just like, no, they just. Because when they get there, the last thing they'll just do is go. We're gonna put you in this middle seat in the back. Or we could put you on a flight in a couple hours in first class. Or we could. Or if you take this flight, we'll give you like fucking vouchers and shit. Which means nothing at the time. It's really going like, oh, my God. He goes, there was mold on your burger. Here's. Here's burgers for life coupons. You're like, I don't really want burgers from here all the time now.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And that's what it's weird to give you, like, hey, here's more Flights, they never go well, so you'll probably be needing these.

[Christine]

So it's crazy that they get. It's the. Oh, it's so weird how they lie to your face. Their M.O. is just lie, lie, lie until the last minute and you have no choices. And then people lose their shit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. She goes, you want to go on another flight? I go, my bag's on this flight. And they go, well, they'll hold it at your final destination still, like, for you. And I'm like, I have to go on this flight. So I guess I'm sitting in a middle seat in the back.

[Christine]

Could you have taken the next flight and made it now? It's great. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it was a connect. That was my first flight of the connection flight. And the connection was in o', Hare, which is its own mess.

[Christine]

O' Hara is the worst. One time I flew. I flew into the. The wrong Chicago airport. I was supposed to go to Midway and I'll. I went to. I was in o' Hara and I'm walking around. I didn't know there was a Midway. My next flight took off from Midway. I thought my flight took off from where? So I'm walking around going, hey, where's gate, whatever the fuck it was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And they're like, let's get a terminal here.

[Christine]

They were like, that's okay. They looked at my ticket. You have to go to o'. Hara. And this was back in the day before Uber. I was like, how do I do that? And they're like, oh, you have to take the. The bus. And that's when you have to go down to, like, you have to go down some alley at the airport and then find this little. Little stand and wait for this shuttle bus to come and get on this bus. And you feel like. You feel like you just got to America.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The shuttle bus at JFK takes you right on the tarmac where they're playing. It's terrifying.

[Christine]

It was. It was terrifying. I hate the bus. Anytime you have to take a shuttle bus anywhere, it's the worst in 2025.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what almost killed Artie Fuqua and Tracy Morgan. Shuttle buses.

[Christine]

Well, that was more of a fancy luxury bus, but yeah, well, and I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Guess it was more of the Walmart trucks smashing into them.

[Christine]

Yeah, that guy falling asleep behind the wheel and then smashing into their luxury bus was the part.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now I won't put this as a stain on Mercedes Sprinter. Mercedes Sprinter. Still the most reliable sprinter.

[Christine]

Now if you could. Now, when you see a Walmart truck on the highway, does it run by you? Like, come on, come on. 100, please be sleeping.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, especially late nights.

[Christine]

Please smash into the back of me. Please, Please smash in the back. Take Danny and Joe. Make them millionaires.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Make the millionaires.

[Christine]

Yeah, we had them this weekend. It was. Yeah, it was a good show. It was a good show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Old Port.

[Christine]

The Old Port.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was the laugh shop in Calgary Hotel. The club is in the hotel lobby.

[Christine]

You like that though, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do like it. It's great. Like, convenience wise, obviously, what you're sacrificing there is when people hang, like, way late after the show or they're there before the show or came into town for the shows and are staying at the hotel also. It's just like. It's skankfest esque in the feeling of, like, when you go. Every time I go out, you know, I smoke cigarettes. I gotta go outside to smoke. Every time I go outside to smoke or bullshit on the phone, like, it's. A lot of people are gonna. You know, you gotta. And then I might even talk about. I'm fine to take pictures and say hi to people. I'm not thinking about that. So I go downstairs, you know, like, in a fucking tank top I slept in, and my hair's all frigged up with, like, headphones on, just, like, drinking a chai and smoking a cigarette. And they're like, picture. And you're like, you look like an escort.

[Christine]

You look like an escort's pimp.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I'm here waiting for my bitches. But great gig, though. Fun gig. Yeah, very fun gig.

[Christine]

Yeah, it was a good weekend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want to go up there for the stampede.

[Christine]

What's the stampede?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's their big, like, festival they have up there. I mean, it's a rodeo, but, like, they say it's the. It's just a bunch of. All girls become country western sluts.

[Christine]

That's nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

For like, a week. They say it's great. Bert Kreischer and Ari and somebody else used to go up there, like, I think when a couple times, and would do comedy shows while that's going on.

[Christine]

Oh, during the stampede?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christine]

I miss Ari. I've texted him a bunch of time. He's not responding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He answers everything I sent to him.

[Christine]

What? That's weird, buddy. I've texted him so much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you have his jungle phone number? I have his jungle phone number.

[Christine]

No, I have his regular. He has a jungle phone?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

What do you mean, a jungle phone?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jungle phone's attached to a suitcase.

[Christine]

Is it a cup with a string?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it's got a satellite on it.

[Christine]

I don't have it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There he is. Oh, hey, guys.

[Christine]

That's the. That's the. He's down in South America now, correct? In the jungle?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's in the jungle. Right.

[Christine]

I wonder what he's doing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that right now, Christine? Are they jungle living right now?

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Christine]

Have you talked to him, Christine?

[DJ Lou]

No.

[Christine]

Is he. Is he's not coming to Skank Fest at all? That sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We always hope it's gonna be a surprise.

[Jacob]

I'm in complete denial. I don't believe it.

[Christine]

You think he's gonna come up in, like, a grass skirt, maybe with, like, a new tattoo on his face?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, just doing some kind of crazy fire dance.

[Christine]

Yes. Like a shrunken head in his hand.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, guys, I'm a witch doctor now. Hey, guys. Which doctor did. Did anybody watch Emmys full through, buddy?

[Christine]

This is so weird to me now, because I grew up, every award show was so epic. And we would wait. We knew it was coming on, and we'd stay. I used to go to Emmy and Oscar parties. Like, I'd go, hey, man, we're throwing an Oscar Emmy party. And you go over your friend's house and you'd take like, you know, like, bets on who's gonna win and all this stuff. I hung out with actors, Jake.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was gonna be like, what?

[Christine]

You don't know about this?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What you're describing was so foreign to me.

[Christine]

Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We go over, we take bets.

[Christine]

Jay, I'm a thespian. Along as a stand up community. I have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're pronouncing that wrong. I did lesbian.

[Christine]

I'm not a lesbian. I'm a thespian.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have the behavior of a lesbian.

[Christine]

You do. You have nails of a lesbian.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got the twerk of a lesbian.

[Christine]

You have nails of a hot chick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I make money moves. Ballet slipper.

[Christine]

It's disgusting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't mean that.

[Christine]

I hate it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, is this disgusting? Like, fat ass.

[Christine]

I know. Not disgusting like that. I can't stand it. Because your hands look like a little girl's hands.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, what are you peeking around for? Checking out the ballet slipper.

[Christine]

Christine, you have to say something at some point. At some point you have to go. Stop it.

[Jacob]

I'm just like, ballet slipper's kind of my color, and that looks different.

[Christine]

Oh, you're saying that he's lying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, your place is lying to you. It says ballet slipper on my bottle.

[Christine]

You have a bottle of it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, the bottle at the store.

[Christine]

Oh, thank God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I go there and I do this.

[Christine]

So glad you're not buying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Freshen me up.

[Christine]

You're not buying bottles of nail polish of ballet. Do you have any ballet slipper?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm looking for some ballet slipper.

[Christine]

Be funny if you. If you lost your bag of ballet all your nail polish. No, dude, I. I don't. I. I don't. I didn't even know that it's on. Like, I didn't even understand. I mean. And look, I love Nate. I didn't even know it was the Emmys last night. It seems like nobody gives a anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, not like that. Well, here's how many people.

[Christine]

How many people used to watch it and how many people watch it last night. And you can tell how many people give a fuck. I think nobody cares. It's hard to watch these fucking dumb dumbs. Yeah, just jerk each other off with lights and fame and fake smiles and all the bullshit they do on a red carpet, going and give themselves some stupid award that who the fuck says they deserve? And then they make some political statement to make you feel like shit about your life, you know? And it's like, fuck off. Like, what's his name from no country from Old Men was like, I'll never work with. He wore one of those scarfs and.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was it at the Emmys?

[Christine]

At the Emmys, you're like, oh, I love this guy. One of my favorite actors from no country, from Old Men, he was in James Bond. He's just awesome. And then he's wearing the scarf and he's like, you know, if you. If you. If anything Israeli anymore, any movie, any project with Israelis in it, he will not do it because of the genocide. It's like, dude, can you not use the word genocide on Emmy night, please?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's good alliteration with the word Gaza. He also says it's fucking. The genocide in Gaza.

[Christine]

He play that. Play what? He says it's crazy that he's. He's wearing this. And I get it, you know, it's like when Marlon Brando sent that Indian up. Remember that? He just sent this fucking squaw up on stage to fucking ruin everybody's party.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do remember that. Is that a family guy? Cut away when they go, this is a. This must be as confusing as. Or I must be as confused as Javier. Javier Bardem's barber. And he goes, how do you want it again, buddy? Goes long in these short places and short indie long places.

[Christine]

Let me see this. Now, mind you, this is a guy that pretends at a high level. That's his job.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, like the fruits he used to hang out with, betting on the Oscars with thespians.

[Christine]

But it's just. Dude, you're just acting, you know? What the are you doing? Relax.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not with Israelis, I'm not.

[Christine]

Okay. Play.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Talking about the IAGs, which is international association of Genocide Scholars.

[Christine]

Stop real quick. First, anybody can become in that. That thing, like me, and you can join today that. That. That. The. The genocide of scholars. That group.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we could.

[Christine]

We could join it today, by the way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can we?

[Christine]

Yeah, we can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, look up what it's like to get in there, by the way. I like to say. Could they have been even saying this to the wrong interviewer? Whirly Johnson over here is just, like, super excited to be there. Oh, my God. Javier, who are you wearing? Yeah, there's genocide in Gaza. Silly gooses. No way.

[Christine]

You know, he walked up and he was like, that scarf is amazing. Oh, my God. It's the Palestinian flower.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Flippity crimpets. What? There is.

[DJ Lou]

You're not wrong about that interviewer. Yeah, he does that every instance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Doodly toots. What? I think it is terrible as children die and blood run in the streets. Oh, my heavens. The International association of Genocide Scholars has temporarily suspended new membership and renewals.

[Christine]

You can't even renew. Yeah, they shut it down because everybody was joining it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a coordinated campaign of SPAN and harassment.

[Christine]

Oh, fucking dumb dumbs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. That followed controversial resolution passed by the association regarding the conflict in Gaza. So he's trying to. He's part of a crew that's disbanded.

[Christine]

Yeah, dude, he's. No, because somebody. Somebody gave him a stat from the. According to the Fucking Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. According to the bonfire, Jew recognition, fucking whatever, we can make it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I'm a founding member of.

[Christine]

You are founding member. Then you know, he's just quoting that. Didn't do his research on it. And now he's like, fuck Jews. It's like, dude, come on. This is not. We just want to watch this. We're trying to take a break from people getting assassinated, beheadings and stabbings, and people get lit on fire. We just want to watch you dummies jerk each other off and have a good night. We just want to have fun. We just want to have a nice little night. Eat some fucking charcuterie, maybe have some pizza and.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And talk about who you're wearing.

[Christine]

And talk about what you're wearing and see you as a regular person.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is Tom Ford. My scarf is from the blood of babies. Oh, my gosh. Who is that? Ysl.

[Christine]

I love ysl, by the way.

[Jacob]

Have you had people say that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me and this guy, the similar haircut.

[Christine]

No.

[Jacob]

No questioning about your pocket scarf. I didn't think about. Because it's an Afghan. It's like similar stone. It has no political connotation whatsoever.

[Christine]

But do you think it is. He does. He doesn't on the show, but as soon as we leave the show, he goes out to the corner of 47th and 6th and harasses all the Jews leaving the diamond district.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I scream, I scream from the river to the sea of hostage.

[Christine]

Every night he wraps that scarf around his face. Hides his face, but his eyes are there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right, guys, I gotta see. It's shutting down time over on 47th. I'm gonna go over there and harass.

[Christine]

Some J's why do you think he paints his nails? He has all these tattoos. He's the head of Antifa. Antifa. Wayne. Wayne Jersey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm the head of Antifa.

[Christine]

I found out Antifa was started in Germany, World War II to go against the SS, but it was. It's communism. It was communists who started it and Marxists who started it to go against the Germans who were taking over the power. And then they moved here and it was, you know, all those crazy hippie people. Communists and Marxists back in the day when they'd, you know, put bombs on him and just, you know, kidnap some dude. It'd be like three black guys and a white chick, and they just snatch some rich and cut his finger off and send it back to his family. That type of.

[DJ Lou]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Christine]

No, Jacob, I know that you're Jacob has. Jacob actually has Antifa body. If they were modeling clothes for Antifa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Jacob, you do. You are built for a SWAT uniform for us. You're built for a civilian SWAT uniform. Homemade, like, kick ass.

[Christine]

Yeah. Because you can be lesbian or dude in Antifa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Before we take a break, I don't want to. You know, we'll take a break after this, but we would acknowledge we just found out from DJ Lou that one of our longtime OG Bonfire fan and friend, Kaitlyn Bedwell. Did anybody tell Soder yet? That'd bump Soda out too. I'll see him tonight. I'll make sure to destroy his heart.

[Christine]

Oh, come on, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is. I'm gonna be like, you didn't know? They told everybody, but, yeah, she had passed very tragically this weekend and too soon. Very young.

[Christine]

Yeah, she loved the bonfire from day one. She was also crackly crackle on YouTube, so she would cut our. Our clips up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wait, she was Crackly Crackle?

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I had no idea.

[Christine]

She didn't want anyone to know. So who's gonna do that now?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nobody, damn it.

[Christine]

Nobody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A life, a beautiful life, and our business have been cut down in one shot.

[Christine]

God dang it. Now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Caitlin, Is there anywhere we can go to send her? You know, is there a place that we can send her family? I don't know.

[DJ Lou]

Last words.

[Christine]

I'll ask Peter.

[Jacob]

Anything in the campers group, but if.

[Christine]

There'S some sort of something.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So that's probably news to a lot of people. Really? Probably hearing that now.

[Christine]

When she. On her show, when she. Yeah, she was a contestant. Show. Yeah, she was a contestant. I forget why. In Austin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In Austin, yeah.

[DJ Lou]

Dating show.

[Christine]

Yeah, something like that, maybe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But, yeah, very sweet. I just saw them at Moon Tower this last year, her and her husband in the audience at the Comedy Jam. So yeah, that's a bummer. Sad one. Say it right before the break so we could all, hey man, get our back together.

[Christine]

Yeah, man, if you know her and whatever, if you can send it over and let us know. We can send something. That's sad. But you know what? You know what? Go hug your significant other.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

You never know. You know, life is short and so is Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go birds. Fuck. Ice free Palestine.

[Christine]

We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When work gets crazy, I like to.

[Christine]

Stop by the bar after, have a few cold ones. I don't drink at all until 4 o'. Clock. We limit ourselves to one bottle of wine a night. Excessive drinking has a way of sneaking up on us. A few drinks, a few nights a week, it can add up and suddenly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We'Re at greater risk.

[Christine]

Risk for long term problems like heart disease, cancer and depression. Reason enough to rethink the Drink. [e-mail] no HA Initiative.

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