Wolverine Pee w/Dan St Germain & Sean Donnelly

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly — "Wolverine Pee" (w/ Dan St. Germain & Sean Donnelly)

Date: July 28, 2026
Guests: Dan St. Germain, Sean Donnelly, Louis J. Gomez
Main Theme: Hilarious, skeptical deep-dive into celebrity encounters, alien/UAP disclosure, conspiracy theories, and pop culture—with the trademark blend of skeptical banter and wild speculation.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bonfire is a classic multi-comic free-for-all, anchored in two main segments:

1. A wild, awkward encounter with Hugh Jackman (Wolverine himself) in the SiriusXM bathrooms (with debate over who handled it worst), and
2. An irreverent but surprisingly informed discussion of recent government disclosures about UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena)/aliens, with the crew weighing in on everything: government coverups, religion, interdimensional Bigfoot, Nordics, and why aliens in movies are so hot.

The conversation keeps the tone irreverent, fast, and packed with bits—veer between genuine curiosity, roast battles, and "what if" absurdism.

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1. HUGH JACKMAN BATHROOM STORY

[01:04–06:12]

• Dan and Sean’s Jackman Encounter: Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly hilariously recount how they randomly ended up peeing next to Hugh Jackman, with a security guard shooing them around the studio as “Wolverine” moved between elevators and bathrooms.

  • Dan: "When I leave, he turns around with his dick in his hand and smiles at me. Who does that? Hugh Jackman." (04:07)
  • Sean: “Why didn’t you look?” (04:13)
  • Louis: "I probably said the worst thing you can say—I go, ‘My mom’s a huge fan.’” (04:25)

• Group Roasting: The others mock Dan’s starstruck awkwardness and Louis’s “boomer” approach:

  • Sean: “Hugh Jackman is contemporary enough that a guy with a gray beard shouldn’t tell you ‘my mom is your biggest fan.’ That hurt him a lot.” (04:40)
  • Jay: “He was very talented.” (04:53)
  • They speculate on why Jackman smiled at Dan (“He wanted you to look…he invited you!”), and improvise bits about Dan’s mom’s “Wolverine” dildo collection, complete with sound effects (“sknikt!”).

• Memorable Moment:

  • Dan (on Jackman’s smile): “His smile was alluring.” (04:08)
  • The bit devolves into an absurd riff about masturbation and Wolverine claws:
    • Big Jay: “She’s got, like, five dildos that come up on her hand.” (05:34)
    • Dan: “When your mom’s masturbating, you just hear ‘sknikt!’” (05:41)

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2. UAPs, ALIENS, AND GOVERNMENT FILE DUMPS

[06:12–43:01]

“Welcome to the Community”

Key timestamp: [06:12–08:17]

• Dan sets up that “a lot has happened in the community”—specifically, a wave of new UAP/UFO file dumps by the U.S. government.
• Jay jokes about not being fully “in the community,” and the others bicker about who qualifies as a conspiracy insider.
• They note a “second file drop” is coming and effort to get mainstream buy-in ramping up.

Are Aliens Actually Demons (or Angels)?

Key timestamp: [08:17–13:04]

• Jay puts forth the theory that some of what we call “aliens” are actually beings described historically as demons or angels.

  • Jay: "Some of them do look like angels described in the Bible... There are passages where demons would appear in a form that would be palatable. What would be palatable now? Aliens." (11:57)

• The group riffs on who’s releasing the files, why the government is so twitchy about publicizing them, and religious/theological implications.

  • “The big divide is whether or not these things are aliens or demons.” (08:36, Jay)

Are the Files Legit? Media Shenanigans & Disinformation

Key timestamp: [09:31–15:01]

• Louis: Points out the files are real (“Department of Defense releasing...hundreds of files and heat-sensor videos and documents”), but suggests “the way they’re releasing it is…just quietly leaking, you have to hunt for it.”
• Sean: Notes the media baits-and-switches (aliens.gov turns up coverage of undocumented immigrants, not extraterrestrials).
• Big Jay: Jokes about how the “aliens” might really just be workers outside of Home Depot.
• Louis: “South America is a hotspot.” (10:40)

Are They Angels, Demons, or Just Advanced Species?

Key timestamp: [11:24–13:04]

• Jay: “Some of them do look like angels…kinda hexagonal shape… Ezekiel’s wheel…”
• Sean: “Stuck in the Middle With You—Jerry Rafferty, right?” [bit] (12:37)
• More lines are drawn between “grays,” “angels,” and descriptions of biblical or religious encounters.

Evidence Analysis: Videos, Pilots, & Astronauts

Key timestamp: [13:15–21:30]

• Group compares viral video footage and their own “personal” UAP sightings:

  • Dan: “Does that or doesn’t that look like the thing I had on video on the west side Highway?” (13:16)
  • Louis: Shares a side-by-side of viral UAP balloon footage and a recent “dumped” heat-sensor image: “Honestly, a bunch of people filmed it, people thought it was a Stormtrooper balloon…” (13:57)

• They discuss size, shape, legitimacy, and “booger sphere” encounters.

• Key quote:

  • Louis: “It’s just a matter of being like, is it real or not? Once you get Congress and the Department of War involved…there might be a [threshold].” (15:21)

• Comet, Sonic Boom, and Danger to Whistleblowers

  • Jay: “Carl Grimair...connected with Wright Patterson Air Force Base...was shot to death in December. These are the watchmen at the tower getting taken out, one by one.” (16:04–16:09)

When Apollo Astronauts Saw “Something”

Key timestamp: [17:21–21:22]

• Louis: “For years there were rumors there was audio of the astronauts…talking about ‘bogeys’…and the audio came out in one of these dumps. It’s completely for real.” (17:29)
• Jay: “My takeaway is that we did land on the moon, and then these fuckin’ things told us to get the fuck off.” (19:04)
• Sean: “When I looked in the rearview mirror…as they pulled away from the moon, the alien gave you double super fingers…They told them, ‘You should not be here,’ and that’s why we didn’t get missions to the moon in the 80s.” (19:09, 19:21)

Hot Alien Types: Nordics, Greys, Reptilians... and Interdimensional Bigfoots

Key timestamp: [26:55–34:36]

• They debate/list out the major “kinds” of aliens:

  • Greys
  • Nordics (“redheaded, seven-foot women”)
  • Reptilians (“Eric Davis in Congress saying Reptilians are real”)
  • “Cray” (possible typo for “Grey”)
  • Insectoids (“the cab driver who has an insectoid arm”)

• Jokes and bits:

  • “Why can’t they have the girl with the three tits?”—Dan referring to Total Recall (33:43)
  • “Mr. Skin!”—running gag about classic nudity website in relation to the three-breasted alien (35:33)

• Jay: “My favorite new UAP theory is that Bigfoot is…an interdimensional the Navy SEAL sent here to rescue crashed aliens.” (34:22)

• Sean: “He should have a cooler outfit, though.” (34:36)

Antarctica & the Ice Wall

Key timestamp: [37:03–39:34]

• Jay floats the “ice wall” and “Hollow Earth” ideas, suggesting that there’s something big and strange under Antarctica.
  • Sean: “Thank you, Emperor T.R. Trump…Can we throw a little credit where credit’s due sometimes?” (37:27)
• The group debates whether average people can visit certain areas (“55 countries all enforce this…you can’t go past the ice wall,” Jay, 38:56)
• Mention of Admiral Byrd’s account of a land “lush” beyond the Antarctic ice wall.

Sex With Aliens

Key timestamp: [39:56–41:05]

• Has anyone had sex with an alien?
  • Jay: “Oh yeah, a lot of them. …In fact, the Nordics have vaginas.” (40:25)

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3. Disclosure Coming: Fear & Theories About Eventual Full Alien Reveal

[41:05–43:01]

• Louis: “Supposedly some event is going to happen…you won’t be able to deny it anymore. [The Disclosure] is orchestrated to ease us in.” (40:49)
• The group riffs on “aids” being a myth, the government’s shady handling, and whether any comic they know might secretly be a Nordic alien.
• Brief Hitler-imitation bits and improv about Nazis and aliens.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “My mom’s a huge fan.” — Louis J. Gomez, awkwardly to Hugh Jackman (04:25)
• “When your mom’s masturbating, you just hear ‘sknikt!’” — Dan St. Germain (05:41)
• “Why are there never black aliens? Sometimes grays are black.” — Sean Donnelly (28:32)
• “Some of them do look like the angels described in the Bible…” — Big Jay Oakerson (11:57)
• “My takeaway is that we did land on the moon, and then these fuckin’ things told us to get the fuck off.” — Big Jay Oakerson (19:04)
• “My favorite new UAP theory is that Bigfoot is…an interdimensional Navy SEAL sent here to rescue crashed aliens.” — Big Jay Oakerson (34:22)

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Key Timestamps

• [01:04–06:12] – Hugh Jackman urinal encounter retelling
• [06:12–08:17] – Introduction to the “UAP community,” Wave of government disclosures
• [08:17–13:04] – Are aliens actually demons or angels? Religion vs. UAPs
• [13:15–15:01] – Sighting analysis, viral video/bizarre UAP footage analysis
• [16:04–16:09] – Whistleblower deaths, Carl Grimair
• [17:21–21:22] – Apollo “bogeys,” theory: astronauts were run off the moon
• [26:55–34:36] – Kinds of aliens, Nordics, Reptilians, Bigfoot-theory
• [37:03–39:34] – Antarctica, ice walls, Hollow Earth
• [39:56–41:05] – Sex with aliens, “Nordics have vaginas” riff
• [41:05–43:01] – Disclosure foreshadowing, improv about the next big reveal

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Tone & Style

• Loose, confrontational, and profane: Roasting each other and anyone credulous/too eager.
• Equal parts comedy and genuine conspiracy curiosity: Skips between bit-driven chaos (“My mom’s a huge fan!”), to nerdy analysis of file drops, to “what if the aliens are just demons?”
• Clown-show skepticism: They rarely agree on whether to take something seriously, and the one “true believer” stance is always undercut by jokes.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

If you haven’t heard this one, expect exactly what makes The Bonfire addictive:

• Absurd, honest celebrity run-ins (and the social self-loathing after)
• Wild, rapid-fire theorizing about aliens, government conspiracy, and the fate of humanity
• Score-settling about who’s “in the community” and why “humanoid aliens” in sci-fi are so hot
• The vibe of comics roasting each other's actual beliefs and a bit of meta-commentary on contemporary media skepticism: the government is leaking UAP stuff, but the guys are still convinced they'd only believe if the “aliens” strolled into SiriusXM themselves.

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Further Reading/Listening

• Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly’s podcast: Burbs Bros (patreon.com/BurbsBros)
• Ari Shaffir's storytelling show: The End (arishaffir.com)
• Big Jay Oakerson: Live dates (Spokane, WA, etc.)
• Louis J. Gomez: Indianapolis Helium comedy club dates

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“Next time we're on, we're going to bring evidence. We're going to bring actual evidence.”
— Big Jay Oakerson (42:57)

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Crackle crackle!

Transcript

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Dan St. Germain]

You guys listen to the burb Burbs Bros. With Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly at patreon.com Burbs Bros. Lou and Sean just met somebody very famous in the bathroom.

[Sean Donnelly]

Well, but that's the second interaction with this person today.

[Dan St. Germain]

We had another interaction with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I went up to Hugh Jackman in the elevator. I was waiting because I knew he knows Mike Lawrence. They were on that. That movie the Front Runner together.

[Dan St. Germain]

Oh, that never works out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it did not. Especially because I called it the Candidate, which wasn't a real movie. And then remember that movie with my

[Sean Donnelly]

autistic friend who's an antisocial.

[Dan St. Germain]

Remember that guy who smelled.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I will say Hugh Jack was super nice. But then the security guard goes, hey, why don't you use that elevator? And I'm like, but that one's not going to 36. And then it closed. And then he thought I was a fan. He went up there and then he was like, oh, are you. What are you doing here? I'm like, I'm a fucking guest. I'm doing the show. I don't give a fuck about Hugh Jackman. I was just being nice.

[Dan St. Germain]

I mean, you say that now, but if he said hi to you, you

[Big Jay Oakerson]

want to read my script, Mr. Jake?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Anyways, Dan goes. He just so you know, I'm in Hollywood as well.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I wrote on Fuse for like three seasons.

[Dan St. Germain]

It's just like Independence Day, but better.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, what's the noise?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You making a thing?

[Sean Donnelly]

If you would have been like, you take the leader. I went snicked when. When the claws come out.

[Ad Announcer]

Snick.

[Dan St. Germain]

I don't know if that's the noise, but it.

[Sean Donnelly]

I think it's S S N I ck from the comic books, maybe. I think. In the comic books. In the comic books, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's great.

[Sean Donnelly]

But you have Wolverine's claws coming out in comic books.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You meet a guy like that and you're like, okay, this is wild. Like, he's built to be famous.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, like he's making every moment great. Like, this is not a Gilbert Gottfried interaction.

[Ad Announcer]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Dan St. Germain]

Or Chris Kattan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Or Chris Kattan. Although it would take place near a urinal.

[Sean Donnelly]

Everybody apologize to me.

[Dan St. Germain]

It's Nick. Oh, no. I loved it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Nobody I believe with you.

[Dan St. Germain]

We're all with you. Nobody. Nobody's against you, buddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The new video game looks fucking bad.

[Dan St. Germain]

We were all excited about snict.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, the new Wolverine video game does look fucking great.

[Dan St. Germain]

Really?

[Sean Donnelly]

But what happens? So where they turned on Dan? DSG made him feel like a piece of shit in the hallways. What happened? What'd he do to you? Lou?

[Dan St. Germain]

We saw him in the bathroom. Me and Sean were going to the urinals.

[Sean Donnelly]

What'd you talk about? His musicals work. He knew DSG was coming in with some Wolverine talk. You guys like Guys talk to me about us? You're a song and dance man, aren't you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know I am, mate.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We come and we go shaboopy. Well, you know what's funny is the. The. The. There was a guard that was by the bathrooms, and she was kind of weird to us when we were walking in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And. And Lou was like, why was she policing us? I go, maybe Hugh's on his way to the bathroom. And I was kidding. Sure enough, we're at the urinal. The guy walks in and pisses right

[Dan St. Germain]

next to me and Sean. And then when I leave, he turns around with his dick in his hand and smiles at me. Who does you Jackman.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was it nice?

[Dan St. Germain]

His smile was alluring. Did you see his pee?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Sean Donnelly]

Why didn't you look?

[Dan St. Germain]

There's just too many people around.

[Sean Donnelly]

What? It was right next to you.

[Dan St. Germain]

I was on my way out.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He was peeing.

[Dan St. Germain]

He turned around and just went.

[Sean Donnelly]

He wanted you to look. I know, but he invited you.

[Dan St. Germain]

Look, it was. It was inviting.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And I probably said the worst thing you can say to him. I go, my mom's a huge fan.

[Sean Donnelly]

You.

[Dan St. Germain]

You said that when I left?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, I said, I know. You get this all the time by my mom. She really is. She's a huge fan. My mom.

[Dan St. Germain]

My mom's Hugh Jack. And do you like potatoes, you know,

[Sean Donnelly]

Hugh Jackman is contemporary enough that a guy with a gray beard shouldn't tell you my mom is your biggest fan. That hurt him a lot. He's like, I'm still currently in things.

[Louis J. Gomez]

A guy with ship captain face should not tell you his mom's a huge fan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was very talented.

[Dan St. Germain]

We were talking good about him as we were walking to the urinal. So if he heard us.

[Louis J. Gomez]

If he heard us, he would hear

[Dan St. Germain]

us saying how great he is.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But come on. He doesn't. At this point, he's like, I figured this thing out. I'm okay. But he was nice. He was really nice.

[Dan St. Germain]

Skinny and slender and has a chiseled face.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And he. And he walked in, he did everybody here. You hear those bathroom stories. I was able to say hello before he came over, took a piss, wait until he was done, and then said the mom thing at the sinks.

[Ad Announcer]

Sure.

[Dan St. Germain]

You know, Aren't you a big fan?

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm a big fan.

[Dan St. Germain]

Why did you bring your mom into it?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Because my mom's like my mom. It's kind of like tongue in cheek.

[Dan St. Germain]

You wanted to tell your mom.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You told them, adopt me at some point. My mom has a Hugh Jackman calendar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. She's got, like, a dildo. Like five dildos that come up on her hand.

[Dan St. Germain]

When your mom's. When your mom's masturbating. When your mom masturbating, you just hear skink.

[Sean Donnelly]

Sorry.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Guess what. Guess what. She's a nice Irish Catholic lady. You're going to hell, all of you. How about that?

[Dan St. Germain]

What are you gonna do? She's going to hell, too, for jerking up with a Wolverine

[Sean Donnelly]

girl.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got that animanium.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Isn't that. That's. That's that up.

[Sean Donnelly]

I want to make sure we get to. While we brought the guys here.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Sorry. On the show, there was a Hugh Jackman rant.

[Dan St. Germain]

Well, there's a lot of things. I want to just say this. Let me just put this out there. A things, Jay, that you are probably not privy to.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's true.

[Dan St. Germain]

In the last couple months have gone down in the community. I'll call it the community. And even as close as this.

[Sean Donnelly]

Are you in the community?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes, you're in the community.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We need. We need numbers.

[Dan St. Germain]

I'm in the community.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're in the community. Welcome.

[Dan St. Germain]

But even this week, there was something happened in Massachusetts, and you said Ohio, South Carolina, and this video of it, a sonic boom just which comes, you know, from a jet.

[Sean Donnelly]

Is this trying to distract us from the ufc on the White House lawn because.

[Dan St. Germain]

And. And they just released a lot. Not all but a half, I believe, or a lot of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They did the second file drop.

[Dan St. Germain]

Oh, they did the second.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're going to have it. They're doing it every two weeks. Apparently there's a new one dropping Friday.

[Dan St. Germain]

So they're dropping all the stuff the government knows about UFOs. What do they call them now? I'm sor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

UAPs.

[Dan St. Germain]

Sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're new in the community.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Dan St. Germain]

I just learned what skink is next.

[Sean Donnelly]

They got to. But this stuff. Why do they really like who's fighting to have it released and who's holding on to it. And there's an argument constantly. So when these are released, they are released. Very like they're not happy they're releasing these.

[Dan St. Germain]

Some people aren't.

[Sean Donnelly]

They've been told.

[Dan St. Germain]

Some people aren't because it will up religion.

[Sean Donnelly]

It will.

[Dan St. Germain]

It could mess up. Well, if you.

[Sean Donnelly]

As long as they're Jewish aliens, everything should be fine.

[Dan St. Germain]

You know, Jews made up aliens donate to Apex.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's why Ari left. He's like, yeah, Morse coding his friends in the sky right now he's got a fight.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's got a tinfoil hat outside.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Dan St. Germain]

We invented spaceships.

[Sean Donnelly]

Wouldn't boss love that if the aliens were just agreed to be Jewish right away? Because we do need more Jews here.

[Dan St. Germain]

They do have jewel lasers. So, yeah, a lot of stuff has been released making it. And they're saying by next year, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're saying there's a few dates. They say September 2026 is a date. They say 2027. They say 2028. It does feel like the. The posts are moving a little. But I think the biggest. The thing about religion that's going to the big divide right now is whether or not these things are aliens or demons.

[Louis J. Gomez]

With Jay, I really want to actually really want to convince Jay. So I really want to say Department of Pete, Hegseth, whatever you want to think about the politics.

[Dan St. Germain]

All right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're already. You're already not doing good.

[Dan St. Germain]

I just want to let you guys know before you get started, I want you to convince Jay. But if you brought an alien egg in here and it hatched in front of him, he still would believe.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's not true. If I saw.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Because I know a character when I see a character. That was a fantastic character.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Work space, Mango. Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

No, here's the thing. The stuff that sounds. This sounds very interesting to me here with sonic booms. The things that are like there's some kind of Visible evidence of the thing that makes sense, that is unexplainable. Yeah, I always felt that way about like, not for all conspiracies. There's ones like when they have a thing like 2000 birds fell out of the sky. That stuff freaks me out. That's fucking. Wow. I don't take that and just go like that's explainable by just like, for sure an airplane hit him something.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So what's unprecedented is that the basically Department of Defense is the one who released hundreds of files and heat sensor videos and documents and things that were proven like to be. To be for real that were rumored for 50 years. And this is not just off some random website. This is the government doing it now. The way they're trying. They're trying to kind of the way. The reason why you might not know about it is because they're not coming out and giving a speech and releasing. They're just releasing. So they're leaving it up to everybody

[Dan St. Germain]

go back and you have to go, you have to go into it to go get it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And there was. In the first week it was 500 million views on this website, war.gov UFO. Yes.

[Dan St. Germain]

Wasn't there a website though where they said they released them, but then they went there and it was something else? It was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was aliens.gov and it was just illegal aliens.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah. They actually had footage of illegal aliens. Did they have them running?

[Sean Donnelly]

That's really fun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why do these. All these aliens are congregating at Home Depot. It's very bizarre.

[Sean Donnelly]

Fantastic fence climbers.

[Dan St. Germain]

What if Mexicans were the aliens?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They could be. I mean, they call them Ant man down there. The Ant Men.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Latin America is a hotspot, you know, South America. So the point being is that this is the biggest thing to happen is. Is the Department of War slash Defense releasing these videos? There's multiple. If you want to think they're all just photoshopped, you can. Because they are fuzzy. They're. They're getting more and more kind of vulnerable. And open with these releases document wise and video wise. It's just a matter of being like, I think it's real. I don't.

[Dan St. Germain]

I like the angle you had taken though that you should tell Jay that we, we always assume aliens are smarter than us or they're some other form of life that, you know, has the technology. They're just spying on us because we're not ready or whatever. But you think that it might be, it might be them. Some of them might be demons.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I, I did and for forever I Was like, oh, Tucker Carlson's crazy. But then you start seeing, oh, he's crazy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And then he relapsed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's more of a continuous bit for me. That's like my thing. But I like. Some of them do look like the. That angels are described in the Bible, as far as. Like, as far as, you know, it, having like, kind of a hexagonal shape. And they, you know, a lot of like, what's the. I'm blanking now on the passage in the Bible, Sean. Ezekiel's wheel, Ezekiel's will. So it's.

[Sean Donnelly]

It.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There is a lot of correlation between whether or not now there are passages of the Bible where it's like, they're going to. Demons would appear in a form that you would be. That would be palatable. And what would be palatable right now would be aliens. Because now we're like, okay, we know open to aliens. And their whole point is to be like, well, yeah, Jesus, or whatever. Whatever religion you want to believe doesn't exist. We created it. That would be a demonic lie. So I think that's going to be the real problem. It's going to be people debating, and I don't know the answer, guys. I used to be like, oh, they're definitely not demons. And now, I don't know. I'm not sure. I think there's a few different. I think there's a few different races. I think they all do different things, and I think they have different intentions.

[Sean Donnelly]

Now, Ziegel's wheel, correct me if I'm wrong, stuck in the middle with you. Jerry Rafferty, I believe, is a member before he broke off into his solo work.

[Dan St. Germain]

I think it's a different one, Jay. I think it's a different.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's my Bible.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's kinds of testimony that if you look at a gray's eyes, you start weeping and you pass out, which is exactly how they describe looking at an angel is. You can't handle it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So there could be multiple sources. So this right here, that. That last one. So one of the ones I sent Louis, there's so. Okay, so see that right there?

[Dan St. Germain]

Stop real quick.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Dan St. Germain]

Does that or doesn't that look like the thing that I had on video on the west side Highway? I'm not asking you, Jay. No, I'm asking the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. I thought you had a boot. I thought yours was like the black dot.

[Dan St. Germain]

Mine was the dot. Mine looks similar to that. Like, it was like, this looks like a guy.

[Sean Donnelly]

This looks like a guy.

[Dan St. Germain]

I'm talking to you, Christine. I have it. Bring it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought. I thought you saw a booger sphere. I did think you see all yo up

[Louis J. Gomez]

this photo, Right. Just to give you the background on this photo. This is from 2018 Sequoia park somewhere in California.

[Sean Donnelly]

This is evil Knievel son being human cannonballs. It looks like someone being human cannonball. And we're looking at them in the middle of their.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Honestly, a bunch of people filmed it. People thought it was a. A stormtrooper balloon, which it kind of looks like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought it was Michael Jackson going to heaven.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yes.

[Sean Donnelly]

All these. Captain EO and then.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And then they released one of. Part of the release. If you go to the next slide, you'll see them side by side on the left of that Sequoia video. And then one of this is a heat sensor camera that the government released from just this past dump.

[Dan St. Germain]

Oh, wow.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Where they looked.

[Dan St. Germain]

Is that Bruce? Is he doing kung fu?

[Sean Donnelly]

It looks like a boomerang of a drunk person dancing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Maybe they're just filming a balloon. But I think they probably know better than to heat sensor a balloon. I think they.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah, it looks like it's dancing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why is it.

[Dan St. Germain]

Why is it so funky?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You could create a new religion by having one of these things. I do think that our government knows how to make some of these. I do think there are people in our government who are flying these craft. I think they're psionic, but I don't think they're all government. I think. And I think the technology they got was from this nhi. Non human intelligence. For any of you rubes listening at home.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah, you're not part of the community.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you're not part of the community. By the way, the government's not after me. Just New York state. I still have a boot on my fucking car. So it's not like a molder over here. You know, I'm still.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's the boot right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, that's the boot. That's just the guy from port Authority going, excuse me. Excuse me.

[Sean Donnelly]

All right.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So it's just a matter of being like, is it real or not? And then I think once you get Congress and you get the Department of War involved, I think it gets to a point where it might. There might be a There now, what were they saying?

[Dan St. Germain]

The. The sonic boom was in Massachusetts. Because there's a lot of videos of people's ring cams and. And hearing it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Comet was. Apparently blew up in the atmosphere. It was burning out. Now, the reason this is very disturbing is there's a guy named Carl Grimair, which you talked about on the show, who was connected with Wright Patterson Air Force Base and a lot of, and a lot of UAP programs. Los Alamos. He was shot to death in December. His specific job, one of his specific jobs anyway was to monitor these comets coming in. And NASA has been full of shit forever. So we can't really fucking trust what they're saying.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So like what you're seeing now is the watchmen at the tower getting taken out one by one.

[Dan St. Germain]

So they're just killing. So people are dying that are supposed to be watching for this stuff, letting us know it's happening. And now these things are just coming

[Louis J. Gomez]

to earth and, or explaining what's happening

[Sean Donnelly]

now when you know. This news source we have here is Adam22, who is not only a big time astronomer and scientist. Oh wait, him and his wife also have sex with people. He's been messaging me recently.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sean, is that the link you sent through? You couldn't have found the non porn porn guy? You posted it?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yep. This guy right here.

[Dan St. Germain]

Jay, this is, this is not convince them that they're wrong. It's convince you that they're right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Did he message you about UAPs?

[Dan St. Germain]

Guys, I think I want out of the community. Jay has a point.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you believe this didn't work out? Guys, can you believe the guy who had some bull his wife and then lose to him in a boxing match couldn't hold on to her?

[Sean Donnelly]

No. Yeah, it is weird. That is weird. Yeah, he's been reaching out to me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What does he say?

[Sean Donnelly]

I don't know, but I guess maybe he wants to do porn with me. Or maybe he wants to talk about this guy floating around in the sky.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah, he's trying to try to fuck this guy in the sky.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wanted that guy to fuck his wife and now he doesn't have a wife.

[Dan St. Germain]

But what is the, the biggest evidence that came out? You must have went through it all. What's the most compelling evidence that came out of the government files?

[Louis J. Gomez]

For me, one of them was there was for years have been rumored that there was audio of the astronauts on one of the Apollo missions talking about bogey seeing objects, then describing what they were seeing during one of the the moon missions. And the audio came out in one of these, in one of these dumps.

[Dan St. Germain]

Oh really?

[Louis J. Gomez]

And it's completely for real. It's from NASA. It's completely 100% valid and genuine. So that kind of stuff where it's like these things that kind of are, are kind of just fulfilling Things people have been rumored and talking about.

[Dan St. Germain]

What year was that in? That was.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It was one. I think it might have been 70s. It was one of the later ones.

[Dan St. Germain]

It wasn't one of the first.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The last Apollo mission, apparently. Japanese physicist who. The Jesse Michael show. Which is awesome. Awesome show.

[Dan St. Germain]

I'm sorry, I'm just. I know Jay's gonna come up.

[Sean Donnelly]

I just didn't know we're trusting Japs now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Ari comes in again.

[Sean Donnelly]

Hang on, guys.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What did I tell you guys?

[Sean Donnelly]

What is this? The aliens. Is the aliens road schedule?

[Dan St. Germain]

The rumor is, yeah, there are actually. Guys, can you give me a favor? When you talk one of these, can you tell them about Punch up live?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wait, do they talk about rocks? Do they talk rock? Well, there's. Now at this point, it wasn't a weather balloon. There's been enough people to come out and said, yeah, there was a crash there. But what Sean's referring to is the. The last Apollo mission that we had. Although we just went to the moon recently, but the last Apollo mission that we had. There's been all this debate whether we landed on the moon or not.

[Louis J. Gomez]

My.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My takeaway and my theory is that we did land on the moon. And then these fucking things told. Told us get the fuck off.

[Dan St. Germain]

They say fuck. They swear they didn't say.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I heard when I looked

[Sean Donnelly]

in the rearview mirror as they were pulling away from the moon. The alien gave you double super fingers. Dane Cook super fingers, dude. So they're learning.

[Dan St. Germain]

Actually, they only could because they only had four fingers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everything was a super finger, apparently. They told them you, you should not be here. And that's why we didn't get any missions to the moon in the 80s.

[Dan St. Germain]

Can I just say something though? When you say they. Yeah, you say that. So they were on the moon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Telepathic.

[Dan St. Germain]

They came up. Oh, they didn't talk, apparently.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They just said they said right to their head.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Now that's a common.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think if you will get Neil Armstro Armstrong's life. It's very bizarre, guys. You look at Neil Armstrong, okay? This is the most famous man.

[Dan St. Germain]

Hang on one second, Jacob. You're not part of the community and I don't find it funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's too gay of a jacket to be making fun of me. I'm getting on by the security guards now. You also.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Jacob's the size of a gray alien.

[Dan St. Germain]

That might explain his face. He doesn't. Jay. He doesn't know humor yet.

[Sean Donnelly]

He doesn't belong here. He's like Starman it's not you. I'm not laughing at your pain. I'm laughing at Lou's drop.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a good drop.

[Dan St. Germain]

Since we're talking about the fireflies, they

[Big Jay Oakerson]

would see the particles. There was. There was that. But to finish what I'm saying about Neil Armstrong, you have the guy that's the. The most famous guy in the world. There's no one at that time who's more famous than Neil Armstrong. Right.

[Sean Donnelly]

But only fucked fat chicks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His wife is like, why aren't we going on talk shows? Why he would refuse. He completely ducked out of the public eye. His wife divorced him. He ends up taking a small university job at the college town that he's in. He could have made millions and millions of dol. Was it Buzz Aldrin, too?

[Sean Donnelly]

Like, both of them?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Kind of just Buzz Aldrin? Yeah. But they picked him number two because he was a drunk and they knew he was going to talk, so they wanted the top guy to be somebody. No, I swear, that's. That's. That was like Jason Giorgiani does, like a whole thing about it. But apparently somebody came to Neil Armstrong's house. He was fucking in darkness, in a corner in a chair, just smoking a cigarette. And he said, I can't go out there. They can never know.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There's a lot of stories like that.

[Sean Donnelly]

And then we really didn't. You said we did go again. Reset it. No, I was.

[Louis J. Gomez]

We didn't land. We went.

[Sean Donnelly]

We didn't land again. They just never have done it again.

[Louis J. Gomez]

They canceled the landing part last minute.

[Dan St. Germain]

It's very weird. That is true. They say we land.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's strange.

[Dan St. Germain]

They say we went to the moon, we landed on the moon, planted the flag, and we never went back. Why? Why would we never go back?

[Louis J. Gomez]

What he's saying could be. Could really. Could be a reason.

[Dan St. Germain]

Because there was aliens given the Sufi.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I mean, I think. I think there's a base. I think there's a base on the other side of the room.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Landing on the moon is a vicious cycle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And if you know anything about. And if you know anything about.

[Dan St. Germain]

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[Sean Donnelly]

You know, I find more believable of all things of a movie that got me where I was like oh, that's a good take on it. Which I'm sure has been done before. But the fact that. Was that the first one. No, that made it like. Not like a biped kind of monster or insect thing was the. What's was it? Interstellar Mac and me. The other one is what's the one where it's like they basically it's like. It's like a glop arrival. Slaps on the wall. Maybe a rival. Yeah, that was interesting because I said it could be. I don't know. Everybody always. That's what it to me when I see. It's like, oh, they have a face and a nose and two eyes and ears and two arms. I'm always like.

[Dan St. Germain]

I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I feel like octopus are next.

[Dan St. Germain]

They're actually. They say there's arrivals. They said it's different. There's, I think, four or five different versions of aliens. It's not just one alien.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

These are five here that are listed.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah, these are the aliens, the four that they say. There's a Cray. There's a. What was a Nora Gray.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I can't that up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know how they pronounce it.

[Dan St. Germain]

I'm new to the community.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm sorry, you're right. I apologize. This isn't the seller table. We have to be nice.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, no, you can be named. One of the aliens is the archer from Middle Earth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well, the whole thing about Nordics is. Well, if Nordics. Okay, I know we're all laughing here.

[Dan St. Germain]

Guys, I'm just saying stop for one second.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, we should give some information on this thing. You brought us out for our expertise, right?

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

You didn't bring us for a comedy. You brought us for a knowledge. I'm gonna give you some knowledge.

[Dan St. Germain]

I'm just saying, Dan, I gotta get

[Big Jay Oakerson]

this boot off my car and I'm trying to save the world.

[Dan St. Germain]

Dan, you're absolutely. But he does look like that elf from the rings.

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[Dan St. Germain]

He does look like him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know, I'm getting.

[Dan St. Germain]

And he does have like some type of cape.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I don't know why.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The point is, is that humans have been around for. Humanoids have been around for hundreds and hundreds of millions of years. Yes. Possibly billions. So that means that we're being seeded. Because if the Nordics look that much like us, that means that there is something bigger that's planning things that are like us all over the galaxy.

[Dan St. Germain]

Asgard.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Asgard.

[Dan St. Germain]

Asgard. Guard, can I say something really quick? I'm having a problem breathing Again, like the roast. There's not enough black aliens in this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, there's.

[Dan St. Germain]

Well, I mean, this is nuts. Really.

[Sean Donnelly]

There's not one black aliens.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sometimes grays are black.

[Sean Donnelly]

You're right. It's not enough black aliens because they had to use. What's the guy that was in Thor is also in Masters of Universe. There's only one black.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Idris Elba.

[Sean Donnelly]

Idris Alba.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah, I think he does the same

[Sean Donnelly]

thing in both movies, by the way, only black Alien.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm just saying right now, everybody made Alex Jones for years about the Reptilian. And we have Eric Davis in Congress saying that Reptilians are real.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And then Pat McAfee being like, who would win on one match between all the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is a clearly controlled disclosure. Like, Pat McAfee doesn't want to talk about this. Jesse Waters. He doesn't give a. About anything.

[Dan St. Germain]

They do have video of people blinking sideways like this. Video of like. I mean, they're in the head of Pfizer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Head of Pfizer, yeah. Frog, tell me this isn't weird.

[Sean Donnelly]

Can I ask? No.

[Dan St. Germain]

As an alien, you're not involved. This is humans only.

[Sean Donnelly]

Comment on a question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a YouTube video of him just of him swallowing. And tell me if you've ever seen anybody swallow like this.

[Louis J. Gomez]

What was. What's your question? Chicken?

[Sean Donnelly]

Well, my, my comment is, I think, first of all, it offends me that my offspring would be the gray. Which are all the way on the left. I hate that feeling inside. They're the tiniest. But you said that there's audio of the. The last mission or whatever. What did they say? What do they say?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They heard they're here and they're big and they're.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There's an audio them being like they're. They're right there and they're watching us. There's been a thing where we have a boge at 11 o' clock and it's, it's a. They describe what it looks like. Like orb wise, light wise.

[Sean Donnelly]

And you heard the audio of them saying it's on.

[Louis J. Gomez]

In the dump of the files.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, it's, it's.

[Dan St. Germain]

Anybody can hear this audio of our astronauts saying they're watching us. And they're.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes, yes. And it's. And it was rumored for a while and the actual file came out and it's completely.

[Sean Donnelly]

That's the one from the 70s and that's.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I think that's the last match.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Disclosure Day. Spielberg is now marketing this movie. He's like, this is not science fiction. This is non fiction. He's saying that he's going out and saying this is a non fiction movie.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Spielberg's in the trailer for Disclosure Day being like, yeah, when Close Encounters came out, I was like, I hope this stuff's real. Guess what, guys?

[Dan St. Germain]

It's real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Real.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So even if he's like. Even if it's all made up and he's a pawn, then he's a pawn

[Dan St. Germain]

he's being fed information to release it to us.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's very.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's very possible.

[Louis J. Gomez]

It's pretty coincidental.

[Dan St. Germain]

Have you guys heard of a publicist I can't afford.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Appreciate it.

[Dan St. Germain]

It might be promoting the movie. Yeah, that's true.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's true.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, that's. No, totally. But it just.

[Sean Donnelly]

I mean, to say that he. To say this stuff that he believes is real is a pretty bold statement. I mean, yeah, I think, like. Yeah, I don't think if. When he made ET, I don't think he was like, look at that.

[Dan St. Germain]

That's just a guy who lost weight, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that's not. There's. Look at that. Who do you know that swallows, like Jim Norton?

[Dan St. Germain]

Jim Norton and Jim Norton. You ever see him swallow a steak? It goes down like a bullfrog. It's the same neck.

[Sean Donnelly]

I don't know if you know this, but I don't know if you remember Adam 22's wife, that lady from before also, her throat gets like that when she puts quinky piece.

[Louis J. Gomez]

So, yeah, it might be Malian human hybrid.

[Sean Donnelly]

I never quite thought of that. I thought maybe this guy was just a. But maybe she's an alien.

[Dan St. Germain]

But I saw a video of somebody, when they blinked, it was sideways.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There was this. The guy, the South American leader guy.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah, it was weird. And they have people actually shape shifting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, I haven't seen that.

[Dan St. Germain]

You haven't seen the shape?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I haven't seen the shape.

[Sean Donnelly]

Season three.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But have you seen the new neuralink guy? That's creepy. What is that the guy who just got the first neuroink. It's all over. He's like. He's like bulging his eyes out. And there's some videos of him changing his eyes yesterday.

[Dan St. Germain]

There's a lot of people bulging their eyes out on that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was a crime. Just from getting.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, just a little socks. By the way, Elon, that neuralink is doing their first test on making somebody see again.

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[Sean Donnelly]

It's called the Blind side.

[Louis J. Gomez]

And they're. Yeah, Sandra Bullock.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, it's about young black athletes. No.

[Dan St. Germain]

So this guy has a neural link, but nothing. He still has to sit in a swing all day. And his room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is an improvement, I guess.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, he.

[Dan St. Germain]

So he couldn't talk before.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have no. This is a black guy that I saw with the. With the neural link that was on the streets. Like, he was on like 23rd and 6, like two days ago.

[Sean Donnelly]

I got that.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's the name of his album.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yanking. Yeah, but he up but it's weird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He doesn't. It's. There's something that seems like a half step off about him. Like it, it, it, there's. It's a little bizarre.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That makes, that does make sense for Nor like Link.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah, he's got a chip in his head.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The first human trial. It's probably not perfected. No, that's true.

[Sean Donnelly]

No, but be like Bobby, you like you're getting an iPhone. One in your head, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They always give black guys the worst firsts. They're like, you're gonna be the first neurolink.

[Sean Donnelly]

Hey, you want to try airplanes? Hey, we have this idea that a parachute would stop you from plummeting to the earth and dying. We got a few different models.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Give it a shot.

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Shot.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Arrival's pretty great.

[Sean Donnelly]

So arrival is good, I'm more likely to believe. But again, it seems like they're saying there's only four kinds. They're all like two legged.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're all bipedal.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

One thing that.

[Dan St. Germain]

Why can't they have the girl with the three tits?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, we can. I mean, I'm sure they can make those.

[Sean Donnelly]

We haven't gotten that far out yet. That was on Mars.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's kind of like Nora Link, Total recall. Little neuralink situation.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh yeah, without a doubt. But then you remember that you were actually there and trying to bring an atmosphere to Mars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can we bring up the three tit picture just to. No.

[Dan St. Germain]

How hot was that?

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, by the way, dude, you guys should have come in for the first hour of the show and just presented me things from movies that are. This has all got declassified stuff right here. Three titted woman, a cab driver who you think is normal, but he actually has a fucking insectoid arm.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's one of the types.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, this is like I was talking to Sean about this. This is my favorite new UAP theory is that Bigfoot is actually an interdimensional Navy SEAL sent here to rescue crashed aliens and bring them back to their home planet.

[Sean Donnelly]

You should have a cooler outfit, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't, I don't bring that one up a lot.

[Sean Donnelly]

I don't like it. I like that one, I think, in fact. But I would like for us maybe to have like the Chewbacca thing across his chest so we know he's like a thing doing something.

[Dan St. Germain]

That's why I love 80s movies, is because they made those tits perfect. Yeah, if that was made today, it'd be just saggy tits.

[Sean Donnelly]

Well, that's what's so funny about it too, is like she Actually, her alien thing is that she has three fake tits. Yeah. Not one of those. Or is another.

[Dan St. Germain]

That

[Big Jay Oakerson]

none of those are real, right?

[Sean Donnelly]

Nope.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Dan St. Germain]

No.

[Sean Donnelly]

Has they. Have they. I bet she's a flat chested chick. Have they. Has this girl ever done any actual nudity? Because she's probably on Mr. Skin and I'd say that's.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

If this made Mr. Skin. I don't like that.

[Dan St. Germain]

What?

[Sean Donnelly]

Fat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is the first time Jay's been engaged with the phenomenon.

[Sean Donnelly]

Fat tells me. Well, now we're talking about the kind of aliens. I'm into. Three titters.

[Dan St. Germain]

We always wind up at tits on this show.

[Sean Donnelly]

Go, oh, my God, they still have Mr.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Skin. That's crazy.

[Dan St. Germain]

Just all the total recall. Oh, is that.

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No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that her?

[Sean Donnelly]

Maybe.

[Dan St. Germain]

But Mr.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Skin was such a big deal. Remember back in the day, Mr. Skin was such a big deal.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. Well, that took over for the celebrity sleuth and Celebrity Skin magazine.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's right.

[Dan St. Germain]

I love that you guys get the. You can really shake them out of this community with tits.

[Sean Donnelly]

My favorite thing.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Not alien or human.

[Dan St. Germain]

He's just screaming in the microphone. I gotta tell people.

[Sean Donnelly]

Years ago, years ago, Bobby, before you were on the show, we went through a thing, a documentary. And that was the funnest thing to find anything that's a conspiracy. And that was when they. They made a really good, entertaining, at least flat Earth belief documentary on Netflix. I think it was on. You remember that, Jacob? And we. And it's just all it takes is it's the same. Same with the guys who got behind, you know, white guys, BLM or trying to cancel people, stuff like that. When it was like these like schlubby fucking people doing. It's because, like, when there's one girl involved, she becomes the star immediately. There's one flat Earth girl. I bet if you look up the flat Earth girl, she comes up immediately.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By the way, our new co host, Courtney McGinnis. Please check the podcast out.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah, exactly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We need you to inject some pheromones on this podcast. I'll tell you that right now.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Holy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was. It was either going to be Courtney or a gun in my mouth.

[Sean Donnelly]

That was going to be the third.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Cause

[Sean Donnelly]

that's so funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

There she is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right. I don't believe in flat earth, but I do think Hollow Earth. I do think there's things under the earth. And I believe in Antarctica. I believe in a version of ice wall. I do believe in. Yeah, I think that there's something going on besides Antarctica. For instance, the Ice caps re. They regrew. I mean, the global warming is still a thing. We're having flooding everywhere. But the stuff in. The stuff around the ice caps actually replenished again. So that's weird.

[Sean Donnelly]

Thank you, Emperor. TR Trump. Can we throw a little credit where credit's due sometimes? I mean. Emperor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Something going on up there, man. There's something going on.

[Dan St. Germain]

You think there's an ice wall that we. That they. That was built by something?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. I'm not the only. Look, these people like Jalane and Jeffrey Epstein went. Asked Castro to go through. Atlantis remains. I'm in the community civilization.

[Dan St. Germain]

You don't need to yell at me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not yelling. I'm just Passion. I just care a lot. Fox passed on me and Soda's cartoon. This alien thing has to work out.

[Sean Donnelly]

I don't feel so bad. Sodor quit this for that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm gonna be living in the fucking ice wall.

[Sean Donnelly]

I do think that's. Again, that would be an easy. Not conspiracy, but thing to get me to believe there's shit under there frozen for sure. That we will be confused by if we saw it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Well, they. That's why they get worried about global warming, because they're like, even if it's not alien, it's like, oh, there's like viruses under there that we can't probably loose that. Or from back in the day, protect ourselves against. Which seems for real.

[Dan St. Germain]

We can't go down. Like, the average person can't go down there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right down to where. No. Unless they're food for these things.

[Dan St. Germain]

Like. Like Antarctica. You can't go down. You can go there. Put a certain spot. No, you can't go past the. Can't go past the.

[Sean Donnelly]

Wherever the Chili Peppers played.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Every country, like, agrees on this too.

[Dan St. Germain]

There's like 55 countries and everybody's like,

[Big Jay Oakerson]

nope, you can't go past it.

[Louis J. Gomez]

That's the one thing that makes me

[Big Jay Oakerson]

go like, maybe the Bird guy, Robert Bird or whatever, said he saw a bunch of. Up there.

[Dan St. Germain]

There's a bird guy named Bird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

B Y R D. The explorer.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Back in the day, it was like, this is.

[Sean Donnelly]

He studies birds. He's Byrd.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Byrd.

[Louis J. Gomez]

No, he's not even.

[Dan St. Germain]

He.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He said he saw. Saw like, like this. This lush, green.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Richard Bird.

[Sean Donnelly]

Sorry.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Wilderness beyond the ice wall.

[Dan St. Germain]

So. So beyond the ice wall is actually like a. I heard like, maybe a. Like a city, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. Like a whole. Basically like the. The grassy knoll in Lord of the Rings. It's like, just beautiful.

[Sean Donnelly]

Wow.

[Louis J. Gomez]

But with these billionaires, they wouldn't have to buy stuff in New Zealand if they were able to get membership into this thing.

[Sean Donnelly]

Is there an age of consent there? I'm just gonna get into the conspiracy. Is there an age of consent?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, everyone there's like 400 years old, so it's like, oh, man, you're dating a 50 year old. That's creepy, bro.

[Dan St. Germain]

Has anybody, has anybody had sex with an alien?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, a lot of them. Well, a lot of, well, Reptilians. Apparently one of the, you know, they, they, they are fueled by both trauma and sex magic. But then also Nordics, everybody.

[Dan St. Germain]

So the Reptilians, when they get nervous, they just, they just become the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, I think I got some aliens on my hot rock outside.

[Dan St. Germain]

So they had sex with aliens. Do they have vaginas and penises or just holes in their stomach?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How do you know? I, I heard that it's that, you know, like the Nordics have vaginas.

[Dan St. Germain]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can you just isolate that for me and make that the clip? No comedy.

[Louis J. Gomez]

He's not even talking about aliens anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, but I heard that they, you know, very beautiful, red headed, like seven foot women.

[Dan St. Germain]

So they're saying next year that the, the, that people won't even. It's not even gonna be a thing. We're all gonna be believed that there's aliens.

[Louis J. Gomez]

There's supposedly some event that's gonna happen that you won't be able to deny that it's for real. So this is why they think this is orchestrated disclosure to let us ease this. We go back and forth, we joke around about ads, bullshit. This isn't that is this. It's a slow way of making people go. But it happens. You're gonna go, oh, okay, yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

People told me just like, is there any fear?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Like aids?

[Sean Donnelly]

Aids. Another myth,

[Dan St. Germain]

technically.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, here we go.

[Louis J. Gomez]

The what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There is. I mean, there's a. There, there is, there is some. There's some smoke to that fire.

[Louis J. Gomez]

You could say anything to Dan right now. I'd be like, I heard two weeks ago.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I spend a lot of time on YouTube.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Guys, guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A lot of time.

[Dan St. Germain]

Guys. Is Louis J. Gomez an alien?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He wishes.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's confusing. He might be a demon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm trying to think out of comedians who would be like, who looks the most, like, Nordic, you think, Sean, like alien wise.

[Sean Donnelly]

Is there any theories at all?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, he looks crazy.

[Sean Donnelly]

Is there any theories that because of that, with the Nordic theory at all, like the Nordic aliens, that Hitler was somehow influenced by that to make that be the thing? Yeah. Is That a feeling?

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yeah.

[Dan St. Germain]

I have a feeling that any question you do ask, they go, yes. No, that's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That is like a great improv.

[Sean Donnelly]

Well, before we go, I got one more. So you, you guys do think Hitler was doing the right thing? Okay.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know if he knew this, but not only is Hitler is alive, he wrote on the Kevin Hartrust.

[Dan St. Germain]

All right, guys. Well, I don't know if Jay's convinced, but I think he's a little bit closer.

[Sean Donnelly]

I had a couple of this in the sonic booms. I think the people. The things about people dying confirmed like deaths of people being killed to hold information is very interesting to me and it's very. I just. The thing I always have a hard time with. If you go somewhere there's like a thing sitting there like, like dead with like a mouth and eyes like, you know, that they found maybe.

[Dan St. Germain]

I just hope someday the ships, when they do come in, they look like gray balloons, like my picture.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hope that's confirmed. It has the Puerto Rican rattlesnake symbol on it.

[Dan St. Germain]

They have little ropes down the bottom.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I will tell you this the next time we're on. We're going to bring evidence. We're going to bring actual evidence.

[Sean Donnelly]

I think the important thing here is that we gotta make the link here. I'll, I, I'll be happy to be the conduit for this. This I say. Burbs bros. New third mic. Adam 22. Adam 22. The guy's gonna be all right. We're always ready to mingle. You guys are gonna be getting. They are gonna be crushing ass in your studio, guys. It's crazy.

[Dan St. Germain]

You guys listen to the burb Burbs Bros. With Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly at patreon.com Burbs Bros. Very fun. I did it. Have you done it yet?

[Sean Donnelly]

Not yet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he hasn't my texts really. I even said after his rest I was. Great job, Jay. Nothing bad.

[Dan St. Germain]

Yeah, don't worry about it. Than me too. I do a show with him four days a week. He didn't say anything.

[Sean Donnelly]

I'm bad.

[Dan St. Germain]

Make sure you check him out. Ari Shafir's new storytelling show the End is out now. Order [e-mail] and Big J this weekend Spokane. Spokane Friday and Saturday night.

[Sean Donnelly]

Ben DeMarco with me.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Can I do a date? I'm at Indianapolis this weekend at Helium the small room. Please come check me out.

[Sean Donnelly]

Hell yeah.

[Louis J. Gomez]

Helium in Indianapolis. Sorry to interrupt.

[Dan St. Germain]

No.

[Sean Donnelly]

Do you crosswords of the universe at that. That corner that that club is on. I saw a guy get shot there before. It's. It's the most powder keg situation. It's where the frat boys are walking one direction and the hood's walking this way. And they meet on the corner across the street from Helium.

[Dan St. Germain]

And Sean's going to be outside eating potatoes, hacking middle.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I'm going to be there with a violin. Like gangs in New York.

[Sean Donnelly]

He's going to have a sandwich board saying they are amongst us.

[Louis J. Gomez]

I went there once and there was a KKK rally going on downtown when I went to crackers.

[Sean Donnelly]

I know, Jacob.

[Dan St. Germain]

All right, we got. I'll be at Punch up Dot live, slash Robert Kelly and I'm going to be a governor's next week.

[Sean Donnelly]

Next weekend.

[Dan St. Germain]

Next weekend.

[Sean Donnelly]

We'll catch you. Enjoy the pre record tomorrow. And we will be back Monday. Monday. Until then, everybody crackle, crackle.

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[Louis J. Gomez]

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[Sean Donnelly]

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[Louis J. Gomez]

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