Woman In Love

Summary

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The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: Woman In Love
Aired: January 15, 2026
Host: SiriusXM Faction Talk Channel 103

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Overview

In this lively episode, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly bring their signature unfiltered, comedic banter to topics spanning everything from '80s power ballads and retro video aesthetics to cultural depictions in TV, international travel disasters, and the ritual humiliation only comedians can inflict on each other. The central through-line is Jay’s recent embarrassing ejection from a hotel for smoking weed—offering tales of walk-of-shame suitcase dragging in the snow, passive-aggressive hotel managers, and the ethics of ratting out fellow guests. The episode’s title, “Woman In Love,” is both literal—thanks to Jay’s passionate Barbra Streisand/Barry Gibb tribute and playful on-air cross-dressing—and figurative: there’s plenty of heated debate on the necessity of “young love” plotlines in modern TV.

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Main Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Song Parody & Theatrical Banter (01:06–06:04)

• The show opens with an impromptu, hilariously earnest performance of Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb’s "Woman In Love," with Jay and Bobby riffing on drag, pop culture, and their own cranky masculinity.
• Quote (Bobby Kelly at 02:49):
  “How much money do you make a year? $700,000 to be this... I don’t have to worry about money, I can finally be me. Wow, dude, you are right at the edge of—”
• Jay jokes about doing “acapella” if the backing track disappears:
  “You pull the music on any singer, it sounds like nonsense. Except Babs.” (03:49)

2. On the Cultural Relevance of Barbra Streisand (07:15–11:02)

• Jay and Bobby wax poetic about Streisand and the legendary backyard concert with Barry Gibb.
• Bobby celebrates “big noses” and “Jewy cans,” poking fun at classic beauty standards.
• Quote (Bobby Kelly at 08:20):
  “I like making out with a girl and her nose is in my eye.”
• Jacob admits he doesn’t find Babs sexy, sparking incredulity from the others.

3. TV Talk: Landman & the Young Love Debate (12:13–14:52)

• Discussion zeroes in on the show “Landman,” particularly the “young love” subplot.
• Jacob declares these romantic arcs are a drag; Bobby defends them as essential for depicting generational and cultural continuity.
• Quote (Bobby Kelly at 12:29):
  “I think it’s a necessity. It’s young love. It’s the next generation. And the reason why [Jacob’s] not connecting to it is because he doesn’t have love in his life.”

4. Cultural Commentary & Good-Natured Bickering (14:15–18:12)

• Bobby riffs on cultural differences, especially around relationships and “moving on” quickly after bereavement—sparking a tongue-in-cheek argument about Mexican vs. Indian custom.
• Jay snipes:
  “So he should take his money and go fuck his sister.” (14:22)
• The crew mock “commie” accusations and how TV handles realism in love.
• Jacob objects:
  “Not one Latino is going to call up and say it’s cultural to move on to another guy.” (15:37)

5. Dangers of International Travel (18:01–29:16)

• The hosts exchange darkly comic anecdotes about travel hazards in destinations like Costa Rica, Mexico, Thailand, the Philippines, Jamaica, Cuba, etc.
• Bobby recalls nearly renting a motorcycle in Costa Rica and his misadventures with giant spiders.
• Travel safety guides are lampooned and critiqued—especially as Jay facetiously imagines tourist cons and “barrel of cobras” in vacation resorts.
• Quote (Big Jay at 22:26):
  “High numbers of beach flim-flam jobs where they tell you someone’s drowning and then go through your pockets and have sex with your wife.”

6. Bobby’s Spider and Hotel Stories (23:00–25:19)

• Bobby recounts terrifying his wife Dawn by bringing her to spider-infested motels, his half-hearted bug battles, and marriage dynamics amid wildlife horror.
• “It was a fishing spider... I tried to find it. And you were no help.” (25:00)

7. Getting Kicked Out for Smoking Weed: Big Jay’s Walk of Shame (35:17–46:43)

• Jay narrates the whole saga of being booted from a hotel in Wisconsin for smoking weed (with a towel under the door—classic move).
• The crux: not only was he fined ($250), but the manager banned him from the premises, forcing him to walk his luggage across a snowy highway for a new hotel, all while approaching 50 years old.
• Quote (Big Jay at 39:34):
  “Why is this so personal for you? Is this your childhood bedroom that I did this... I’m not making trouble for you!”
• Return trip for a forgotten baseball cap escalates into paranoid comedy as staff react with “Oh my God, he’s back!”
• Bobby and Jay compare notes on being tossed out for bad behavior: “I was kicked out of a hotel for my fucking attitude.” (46:43)

8. The Weed vs. Cigar Smell Debate (55:03–59:29)

• Good-natured, earnest (but hilarious) argument over which smoke lingers more punishingly in a hotel room: weed or cigars.
• Science (or at least Google/A.I.) is invoked, only to be instantly mocked.
• Quote (Big Jay at 58:25):
  “While strong, the odor from cannabis smoke is often described as dissipating more quickly than tobacco smoke... The smell can still cling to fabrics and surfaces but generally requires less effort to remove than the heavy oils found in cigar smoke.”

9. Generational Gags & Children in the Studio (56:15–60:17)

• Jay’s daughter arrives mid-recording, with the hosts trying (and failing) to keep the show clean.
• Bobby teases Jay about parenting habits, the “dark years,” and being caught saying inappropriate things on-mic.

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Notable Quotes

• Big Jay Oakerson (03:49):
  “You pull the music on any singer, it sounds like nonsense. Except Babs.”
• Bobby Kelly (13:43):
  “It’s cultural, dude. You don’t understand culture. In their culture, family is more important than millions.”
• Big Jay Oakerson (22:26):
  “High numbers of beach flim-flam jobs where they tell you someone’s drowning and then go through your pockets and have sex with your wife. Bobby, is that what happened to you?”
• Big Jay Oakerson (39:34):
  “Why is this so personal for you? Is this your childhood bedroom that I did this... I’m not even giving you a problem!”
• Bobby Kelly (55:03):
  “Yeah, dude, you smoke weed. Not that there’s anything bad with that. But you’re always smoking weed aggressively.”

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Essential Timestamps

• 01:06–04:11: Opening “Woman In Love” musical parody, jokes about drag
• 07:15–11:02: Discussion of Streisand’s backyard concert, beauty standards, and retro disco era
• 12:13–16:27: Heated debate about "Landman," generational love plots, and Jacob’s objections
• 18:01–22:26: Dark comedy about international travel fatalities and tourist traps
• 23:00–25:19: Bobby’s Costa Rica spider/marital misadventure story
• 35:17–46:43: Jay’s saga of hotel ejection, walk-of-shame, and confrontational staff
• 55:03–59:29: Weed vs. cigar smoke argument, science-vs-feeling riff
• 56:15–60:17: Jay’s daughter arrives mid-show, hosts try to rein in the raunch

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Episode Tone & Style

• Boisterous, blunt, and riff-driven, as is Bonfire’s tradition
• Irreverent, often veering intentionally into the absurd or crude
• Candid about real-life mishaps, with a focus on self-deprecation and mutual ball-breaking

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For New Listeners

You don’t need to be a regular to appreciate the mix of onstage-style roasting, unexpected pop culture detours, brutally honest travel stories, and the unique chemistry between Jay, Bobby, and their crew. The episode offers both hilarious storytelling and a window into how touring comics process frustration, hotel drama, and changing cultural norms—with a classic Bonfire edge.

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Transcript

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

And now the bonfire with Big J.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got a reason for living your.

[Bobby Kelly]

Babies the pink nail polish. Christine, you're gonna be mine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We'Ll take it away.

[Bobby Kelly]

It'S gonna be night and.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Day Just a matter of time it's.

[Bobby Kelly]

All coming together on the bonfire. That's it, guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My.

[Bobby Kelly]

That'S why we so interested in that guy from Stern show the other day. What's his name? Brent. He saw. He saw what he could be someday. You notice he was like, we should move somewhere warm so I can dress the way I want to dress.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That we. That we.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. I know what I'm getting him next year for Christmas. We'll get you a Louis purse.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Goodbye. I don't want to hear you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you're a falsetto queen.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco, come here, please. I need to go forehead to forehead with you. And we got nothing. And we got nothing to begin.

[Bobby Kelly]

He knows the video. He knows the video.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We'll climb any mountain near or far. We are. We are.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's doing all the parts. All the drag queens in one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hundred million. Can't see that we. That we.

[Bobby Kelly]

How much money do you make a year? $700,000 to be this. That's. That's. That's. I don't have to worry about money. I can finally be me. Wow, dude, you are a. You are right at the edge Of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You were just gonna say it. You were. You were consumed, Jim.

[Bobby Kelly]

I hope you appreciate my curtailing the word.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You almost threw your job away for that.

[Bobby Kelly]

I did not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Almost worth it.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're right at the edge.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Almost worth it, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Goddamn. I've never seen Christine look at you. So lovingly black little.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I trust you'll be putting that out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, please, please.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Put absolutely immediately so people can see what I was bringing here in studio. But only the parts where the music was in the room, please.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, we recorded the whole thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, perfect. But the thing is, once we go headphones, I'm going acapella. And that's like. Yeah, pull the music on any singer. It sounds like nonsense.

[Bobby Kelly]

Except Babs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Except Babs.

[Bobby Kelly]

Except Babs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can go. She can go acapella all day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now what do you got? You want me to do memories now from beginning to end? Nope.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I don't. I actually don.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

About. How about. What's the other one? I love woman in love. Oh, I am a woman in love. Just come out and I'll do anything.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just to get you in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know what? We'll come back next commercial with it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why don't you just come out and wear a bra and put on some Daisy Dukes and some high pink socks and let's just do the show the way it's meant to be done.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Cuz I don't get down like that. Dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

You would.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not gonna not dance. It doesn't mean anything.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're not gonna shake that. But dunk a dunk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This doesn't mean anything.

[Jacob]

Dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

That means a lot.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

You just want to be a 90s video.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at that little. Look at that little tush. Look at that little tidy tush.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ah, this means nothing, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

It means everything, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This doesn't mean anything at all, bro.

[Bobby Kelly]

People.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What are you talking about?

[Bobby Kelly]

People are gonna download this video for two reasons. Because they're fans of the show and to jerk off. I love. I love Bear Bear over there thinking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

About how he can use me and his dance crew.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob really annoys me sometimes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you do? I don't even know what happened yet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because he has wild stances on shit that don't make sense.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is it?

[Jacob]

No, I'm right on this. People agree with me.

[Bobby Kelly]

But that's his thing too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What are we agreeing on?

[Bobby Kelly]

He says I'm right on it. And most people fucking you do you do a poll that you do a poll that's never been taken.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. Nobody.

[Bobby Kelly]

He said, let's do the Poll. Okay. He said you watch Landman? You're a big fan of Landman?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Have you watched the latest episode?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You watched this whole season? I think it's one of the best shows.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But you don't believe what I'm saying.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I do. I just repeat myself. I'm Bobby. Repeat. I'm Bobby Rippe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're Bobby Bowie.

[Jacob]

I think Jay's gonna agree with me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I know because you're subliminally putting that in his fucking head now.

[Jacob]

He's his own man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he is. Well, he's his own woman today.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that what the show's become?

[Bobby Kelly]

You're the one dancing and singing, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm trying to bring entertainment to people. People out there working hard, jobs. And they might want to hear me sing Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb to each other.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, how much you want to sing Babs's part?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, sing it. Let me hear it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shadows falling, baby out where we are out on the street Anybody in me Got a heartache of their own Gotta.

[Bobby Kelly]

Be illegal A what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Make it a crime to be lonely or sad Buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

It ought to be illegal. The fact you know the song word for word. All the parts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

The part that really me up is that you know the video.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know the video.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you did at one point. You went. Paco, come here. I need to go forward to forehead.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I just noticed the part when they go at each other, they go. And we got nothing. And we got. So I wanted to make it dramatic for we have cameras.

[Bobby Kelly]

I bet in the video they go forehead to forehead.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't think there's a video. Check it out. But I tell you, there's a live. There's a live video. I don't think they go forward to forehead. But I'll tell you this. When Barry Gibbs comes out in this video.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The place erupts. As they should. No one thought he was gonna be there. In her backyard.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Huge head.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who?

[Bobby Kelly]

Gibbs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What are we. Gib.

[Bobby Kelly]

Barry Gibbs. Huge Head.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gibb.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do the. His name is Gib. It's a show a little respect.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I'll show respect for disco icons.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, come on. What's wrong with you? I apologize, Gibb.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not that one. Oh, yes, it is. Apologies.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's got a huge head.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's got an all white suit on now. Babs.

[Bobby Kelly]

Babs is great. I love Babs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob just hates her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why? I don't know. You don't hate Babs.

[Jacob]

Never Going to.

[Bobby Kelly]

You think she's sexy?

[Jacob]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're out of your crazy, dude. Don't come over here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay. Settle down, settle down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on, dude. Right here.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's hot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. She like. She makes a great matzo ball soup, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at her lips. Ah, such sexy lips.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I don't even mind that beak, dude. Bring it on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I love. You know, I love a big nose on a girl. I love. I love seeing the hair coming out the side. Like a nice big beak on a chick.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You like a beak? For sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love a huge nose.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You feel it when it's like. It's like putting a. A book bind right in the middle of your fupa.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is your problem, Jacob?

[Bobby Kelly]

I like making out with a girl and her nose is in my eye.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, like the Mighty Dane cook. She said, come to my backyard. I'll do it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll pay for a bunch of people to come to my house.

[Jacob]

Ooh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Her backyard can hold a thousand person audience.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is so disco because the stool is plexiglass clear. Remember when they had all that Every. All the furniture was clear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Well, see through.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

It looked like glass, but it wasn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got foggy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, look at.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's playing. She's having fun with the audience. You, Jacob.

[Bobby Kelly]

You, Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, this song isn't. This doesn't challenge her, this song.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'd. I'd have sex with her now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I don't know about that. I would like a Meet the Fockers one.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'd go down on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh.

[Bobby Kelly]

Till it's flowered.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I bet it's all sun damaged.

[Bobby Kelly]

I bet it's always flowered.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh. Oh. What's. What's that?

[Jacob]

She's.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's that? Look at her. She's got no bra around, but I'm getting goosebumps.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I know it happens.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We are. Look at that outfit.

[Bobby Kelly]

They didn't go that nuts, by the way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The only. What?

[Bobby Kelly]

The crowd didn't go that nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's in her backyard.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, they were just applauded. Yeah, he dresses like Voss dresses now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He'S dressed like a yacht captain.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great hair, though. He's got great hair.

[Jacob]

Take it away.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn, Jacob. What is your self. Judas hating?

[Bobby Kelly]

What is that? Dude, she's amazing. She's been amazing for decades.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you like, Cher? Some Arab. Is that her fucking house?

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Yeah, Montecito.

[Jacob]

Damn.

[Bobby Kelly]

It actually fell off the cliff. It's not there anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where the fuck was the concert?

[Bobby Kelly]

It was in the backyard. Over to the right. Yeah, it's over there. She doesn't have an acre of land.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought that was everything right there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm pretty sure she has more than the fucking pool, Jay.

[Jacob]

It's the amphitheater section of her property.

[Bobby Kelly]

Go to the left. It's where her horses are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, you think she got all this because she's not super talented?

[Jacob]

No, she is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where's the amphitheater? Oh, there it is. I see it next to it. Look, right there. Oh, it's a full stadium. Okay.

[Jacob]

All right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So great. She has an orchestra pit in a full stadium in her backyard.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

I think this is still her house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And that's also probably the tennis courts and stuff.

[Bobby Kelly]

Also.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

I think this is all her house.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I think she got into rodeoing. And that's her rodeo backyard piece of it over there. She owns that whole beachfront. That's a guest house over there.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

I mean, Bobby's right. There's definitely horses.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. This. I have 100. That's what you have when you get divorced, you get horses.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go back to the video because you're going to see. Do they touch foreheads? You tell me. Go back.

[Bobby Kelly]

So cute that we. I want to suck on her nose.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know. She's so pretty.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. She's got beautiful cans, too, by the way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Big, fat Jewy cans.

[Bobby Kelly]

Big one. Nothing better than right here. Chewy can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco. And you tell me if I made you feel uncomfortable when I did this. Well, Bobby, I would argue they even stopped the song at the wrong time. I would argue I put more into it than Barry Gibb.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have more passion in you than they do. It's possible you have more. You have more choreography in you, too. You know how to. You should have. You should be a choreographer is what you should be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob said on the Landman thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, because we.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love the show. And he said that the whole cast is great except for the sun and the Spanish girl.

[Jacob]

I said it's the weight of the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't think it's.

[Jacob]

It's the slowest part.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm going to just tell you my pitch. I think it's a necessity. It's young love. It's the next generation. And the reason why he's not connecting to it is because he doesn't have love in his life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think some. Listen.

[Bobby Kelly]

He doesn't know what love is sometimes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tyler Sheridan.

[Bobby Kelly]

Taylor.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Taylor Sheridan misses the mark a little bit. He misses the mark a little bit sometimes. And I will say, I think the whole cast is Great. I think everybody does their job well. I couldn't care less about this story of the thing. First of all, I'm judging the chicken. She's a piece of a little bit because her husband got exploded in a oil explosion. And I think five minutes later she moved in. The guy whose mistake it was at his wake.

[Jacob]

Buddy, in their Hinnis house.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's a cultural thing. That's what they do. Buddy. You don't know about the Indians and the Mexicans.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's no Indians involved in this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is Mexican the same thing? They. They.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I agree with you, but we'll get in trouble for saying that culturally.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, you watch the movie Apocalypto and they, you know, somebody d. Somebody has to take care of that family.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Be like the brother.

[Bobby Kelly]

Somebody has to step in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I call them Indicans.

[Jacob]

Yeah, she picked him up.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's cultural. Dude. You don't understand culture in your culture. You don't do that in their culture. Paco, tell them, like Latin women.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The baby is breastfeeding and he proposed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The baby from another guy is actively still breastfeeding.

[Bobby Kelly]

Someone has to take care of that kid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She doesn't want it. She wants to live next to her abuela in some fucking adobe.

[Bobby Kelly]

That means grandmother.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, in an adobe means a clay house.

[Jacob]

Another thing, she doesn't want to be a multimillionaire. She doesn't want to move out of.

[Bobby Kelly]

That house because it's cultural.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's a white man's thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Jacob]

So that's somebody wanting a better life.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So he should take his money and go fuck his sister.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, she wants. She wants to live. Family is more important to her than millions. And if you look, the millions get people in trouble with family. They're never really happy. And if you look at her, she wants to be happy and she needs somebody. And he stepped in. He was one of the reasons why he got blown up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he's missing the mark. Same thing with making a Casey spin off. Don't care. It's not the idea.

[Bobby Kelly]

Casey's going to be great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Casey's great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I say something to who?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Taylor, Casey from Yellowstone spin off. It's not going to be great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Taylor didn't write the second episode, the second season. He stepped out because he made a deal with. He made a deal with NBC. So he didn't write season two of Landman.

[Jacob]

Well, there's less of the sun, which is good. So obviously.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm just saying that the sun. I'm not saying the sun is the best character of Course, Billy Bob is the best, right?

[Jacob]

Yep.

[Bobby Kelly]

But I'm saying it's a necessity to show love and their culture and what they do.

[Jacob]

Stop saying culture.

[Bobby Kelly]

I will not. Because it gives me power.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You say culture, it is driving me bananas.

[Jacob]

Not one Latin.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's a trigger word because you're a communist.

[Jacob]

Not one Latino is going to call up and say it's cultural to move on to another guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob is a bit of a commie.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he is a commie for sure.

[Jacob]

I love this country.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's a communist. That's why you're a commie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're going to get blacklisted.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know if you watch the news. If you love this country, you're a communist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, dude, you'd be blacklisted if this was McCarthy era, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm just saying it's a necessity to have young love. You're not going to get love with that bimbo daughter. You're not gonna get real love with that bimbo.

[Jacob]

You'd rather watch the sun's story story arc than hit than her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I don't want to see you do chairs in the. By the pool in the back. Don't who I mean, I did.

[Jacob]

Look me in the face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, okay, I'm not gonna look you in the face, but I'll look at Paco on the side of Paco's face and I would say, no, I don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The whole characters are falling apart. How is this girl still actively breastfeeding a brand newborn child? Her body is as tight as a fucking fitness model.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's cultural.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's nothing to do with culture. Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Breastfeed till they're 13. They get the colostrum. Is that what it's called?

[Jacob]

I have never seen that in. In any show and written into any. Any story where a wife, a widower of one day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Picks up because you die, not her dead husband. That would.

[Bobby Kelly]

You only watch white.

[Jacob]

I would come back from the dead just to kill her for that.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you wouldn't. Because you wouldn't have had. You didn't. You don't know what love is yet. That's it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His family should have killed her and him. Yeah, that's cultural, Bobby. That would have been cultural.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, you know what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They should hud them upside down and cut their necks like chickens and let them bleed out. That's cultural.

[Jacob]

The hero of the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Apocalypto.

[Bobby Kelly]

You make a valid point. No, they should have made him run through a yard and throw spears at him and they zigzag the hero of.

[Jacob]

The show was last season with the cousin that wanted to kill the son for shacking up with him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, are you taking care of my brother's son, four days old and his wife.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, I'm just saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Her parents are even like, I like you. You're good.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's. No, he had. He had to go through the. He had to do blood in, blood out. He had to go. He had to go to the aunt or the. The grandmother. He had to go. It was the aunt of the grandma.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Blood in, blood out for having conversations with people.

[Bobby Kelly]

Buddy, you don't know if you're making that out of that house. Did you see that pit bull on that guy? The father right away? Nah, he made him sweat it for a minute. And then the dog was there. That's terrifying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But it's Costa Rican culture.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, hey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You my daughter. You better be nice to my people.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just found out that Costa Rica is. Costa Rica is on the list for one of the places where the most tourists die. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's where you go to as black loose said drop some Cosby kids off. That's where God drops his Cosby kids off at the pool. Goes to Rica.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's the. It's the. The water. A lot of people drowned over there. Not what I'm. Not what I'm around, but, you know.

[Jacob]

I mean, the death rate drops when you're.

[Bobby Kelly]

The death rate dropped by one when I was there, Bobby.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Kelly.

[Bobby Kelly]

I should. I should just go there and just be a lifeguard on that beach. I should just quit everything and just go there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, you would drown in.

[Bobby Kelly]

But I just try to save people that don't need saving. It's like. Like, yo, what are you doing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mexico, number one, I love. Everybody always wants to go there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think Costa Rica.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everybody's always dying to go to Vega. You gotta go to Cabo, dude. Off. You know, you don't. There's not a water slide that takes you from my airplane to the resort.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, Cabo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have to go through weird cartel.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you got you. And you can't leave. They tell you not to leave Your compound in Jamaica, too. They tell you not to leave. And Lewis is like, I love Jamaica.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's why my vacations are drivable.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I mean, there are some.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you're crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Aruba's great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You want to go get your wallet stolen by a fucking monkey that runs back up into a tree. Why do you want to have like Indiana Jones crimes committed on you. Next thing I know, me and Max are just trying to watch a movie. Barrel of snakes. Barrel of cobras. Kalta. Celta should have left two days before he left. You guys want to do what?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, well, he really made it into Tampa. Trust me. He finds a Starbucks. He's fine. A golf cart and Starbucks. What is next? Philippine. Your hometown?

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Thailand. Philippines.

[Bobby Kelly]

Philippines is dangerous Chinese pockets, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're from the Philippines. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're from the Philippines, bro.

[Jacob]

What do they die most of in the Philippines?

[Bobby Kelly]

In the Philippines.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's look. Road accidents.

[Bobby Kelly]

Young Filipino girls.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Water related. Go back to the top. Let's see what the number what the reasons are for white men having heart.

[Bobby Kelly]

Attacks in the Philippines.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right. Mexico is because massive visitor volume. Because you could just run across road crashes or one of the leading causes in Mexico. Drownings. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cartels isn't number one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Alcohol use near water is a lot. Violent crime is not typically directed at tourists. Some incidents have affected travelers and appearing so it's not like that's not even so much violence.

[Bobby Kelly]

First of all, I wouldn't trust whoever wrote that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure. I mean, they find Costa Rican, they.

[Bobby Kelly]

Find blackroad Planet dot com.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, you don't trust black road planet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I don't trust Howard.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

He's from Central Florida.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't trust Howard.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

He believes in taking scenic routes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. By the way, Elias Siegelman did the did the actual report. And I'm prepared to believe that last name go down. They own the media. Thailand. Motorcycle and scooter accidents. Idiots. A lot of visitors rent motorbikes without understanding local driving habits or road layouts. Rainy seasons drownings occur and alcohol use and nightlife may lead to poor decision making that heighten safety issues and occasional violent incidents add to totals.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, and hooking up with a hooker and finding that she has a penis and then get in a fight with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Her and then she kills you and then she wins. We argue. The Philippines is drownings and stuff. Keep going, Dominic. Now we're getting into knife fights.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think this is drugs. They drug you and take your money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here we go. Let's see. Drownings and traffic incidents are the most common. God damn it. All inclusive. Resorts often involve alcohol use which can reduce awareness and water risk. Get out of here. Costa Rica. Here we go. Finally. High numbers of beach flim flam jobs where they tell you someone's drowning and then go through your pockets and have sex with your wife. Bobby, is that what happened to you?

[Bobby Kelly]

If I had my Glasses. I would read that, but I can't. So I have to trust you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mostly due to rip currents.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And adventure tourism accidents.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

For adventure they left. Many beaches lack full time lifeguard staffing. Thank God for Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And many visitors underestimate ocean strength.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I ask a question?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

We are going to go back to Costa Rica. Should I bring my. Should I get lifeguard pants to just wear all the time?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why are you going back?

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you mean? We loved it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're just definitely going back?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, yeah. She wants to go back and stay at another place.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why?

[Bobby Kelly]

Why not, man?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I know. Why not that place? Because I think a tarantula owns it now. Remember? Remember you left it there with your family and just went to bed. That's psychotic.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was a fishing spider and I couldn't find it. I tried to find it and you would no help. I was on the texting you and.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You said phenomenal help.

[Bobby Kelly]

You said leave.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I'll tell you what. If you would have left, your survival rate was 100%. You stayed. And I don't know what the percentage went down to, but you beat the odds.

[Bobby Kelly]

Shut up though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't make me and a hero multiple times. Oh, what was that no noise again? Was that you trying to get that spider?

[Bobby Kelly]

That was a sound effect.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's a second one. Wasn't there another one too, after it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's coming. It's coming, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

That was me fighting it, by the way. That was me. The spider punched me in the stomach.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I believe you.

[Bobby Kelly]

It seems like it hit me. I didn't know it could throw a shot. And that was. It got on top of me and I was wrestling. Was all off camera. I forgot I videotaped it, but to.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Be fair, it was just noises in a white wall.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I didn't know I was gonna fucking get away.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Do you think dawn would want to go back if you told her about the spider?

[Bobby Kelly]

I showed her the spider.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Oh, you did?

[Bobby Kelly]

I did show the spider.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She just said, different place.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dawn, I. Listen, dawn hates bugs. I took her fly fishing once up to Roscoe, New York, in the shitty motel. It was just garbage. And she.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

I.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because I was like, I'm going up to Roscoe for a night to go flashy. Why don't you come with me? And we went to this, you know, one of those little serial killer buffets. The little motels that you drive right up to your door and she brought all these essential oils and put them all around the bed that like so bugs, you know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean but you're fly fisherman. You kind of want bugs to see what the fish are eating. And I came back, I left her. She was in the middle of the bed reading a book. I came back in the middle of the bed reading the book. She did not move out of her spot in the bed the whole night until I came back. She was so like, this place sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I bet.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. But this time she loved it. She didn't give a dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was a dump.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, this place was. The place we rented. Was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great two million dollar brand new house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the difference.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Electric fence. That electric fence.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

So the, the animals couldn't get in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's nice. That's always a good sign when you have spiders.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Figured it out. Giant killer spiders did somehow figure out how to breach. But you know, who knows how they come in. Dude, you know what? I guess when you fall from outer space like that thing did, it doesn't really matter if there's a fence. If you land inside the fence walls.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would love to defend it, but it was a rather big spider.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jamaica. What if Jamaica's number one danger is Louis spreading AIDS or something around the town? Tourist deaths involve Americans due to road crashes, drownings, occasional crime incident. Okay, this is the first one that threw a little crime in there early on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Honduras is crime limited.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, let's go, let's go up to Honduras.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, Honduras is right above Costa Rica.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Driving an occasional crime. Now we're an occasional crime. Yes. Jacob.

[Jacob]

Jamaica is the country where they actually did breach the. The resort. One of them. Right. I think that's the country where the, the crime entered the resort.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh good, good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Jamaica doesn't you. I mean if you like pot I guess and jerk chicken I guess.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But they figured out pot here.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would never go. Yeah. I would never go to Jamaica.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They figured out. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Maybe in the 90s when you couldn't get. You could go there and just get basted and.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well yeah the idea exactly. You want like a guy with cut off shorts smoking a joint that's no one could ever finish.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If you're. If you're a big fan laughing at you.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're a big fan of Scotch bonnet peppers. Maybe go to maybe Jamaica's your place.

[Jacob]

You can get great jerk chicken here too.

[Bobby Kelly]

I hate.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They also figured out jerk chicken here.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't like jerk chicken. I hate that spice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I'd rather jerk beef if you know what I mean.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco. You think the camera called me Winking. And Jacob. I said that. I like the jerk beef naming. Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Speed of naming. Vietnam.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Vietnam. Mean. Motorcycle accidents is the biggest thing. Many travelers rent motorcycles, so this one does. This one is none of this because of violent crime.

[Bobby Kelly]

I almost rented a motorcycle in Costa Rica.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you make awful decisions whenever you go anywhere.

[Bobby Kelly]

I. I have my motorcycle license.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean, put your whole family on it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I was just gonna put Don on it. We're gonna go for a cruise.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You think you're doing that scene from Rocky 3 and then you're gonna flip over on each other, and then Max is gonna have to tell that story to everybo. Escape wherever weird place you brought him to should he not get turned into a boy toy for some sultan.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Canada is hilarious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Canada.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

People like Bobby that go up there in nature. Nature boy.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's Canada on.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

They get killed.

[Bobby Kelly]

How is it? Well, yeah, I almost.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You up there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that I. I have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank God you brought a black friend to talk sensing to you after a while.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't. I feel bad, too. Cold Yamaha. If you can see Yamanega run the way I saw her run, she. She dies first.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Even with the weight loss, maybe running's not her thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, she didn't do it then. She. She was full Yamanika when we brought her up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, full Yamanika. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's definitely difficult. So now she probably could. She could hoof it now. Yeah. I hope she does you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

We're definitely going back. Definitely going back. Okay. Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

I'm gonna look up like, where's the most violent place for Turus?

[Bobby Kelly]

You know, it's funny. Cuba. I was very scared to go there. But the crime is not that big in Cuba. Sure. Because the government will just. Just throw you in jail for. Huh?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because I already said so.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, no, because the. The government, the tourism for them is money for the people. And if anybody does any bullshit, you go. There was one guy that. I think I told you this. There's a vlogger. He goes into dangerous places and he vlogs. And he was doing a Cube of Havana blog, and he went and bought a fake cigars, you know, from the people. And then when you exchange your money, you don't do it at the bank.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

You.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's guys that you do it with, so you'll. You get a better exchange rate when you do it with the hustlers on the street. And then there's. There's prostitutes there. But he was like, oh, the. The girls came up to him, he's like, oh, I'll meet you later. They got their number. He's like, oh, those are prostitutes. He went, this how you get your money. Then he went and goes, oh, these, you can get cigars instead of buying them from the place. All those people in the video, when he posted it on YouTube, the government went and got them and they threw him in jail. They all got fucking 10 years.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

They just saw. Yeah, they don't fuck around in Cuba, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That poor guy probably feels like shit.

[Bobby Kelly]

He is not welcome back. He can't go back to Cuba. They hate him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He got people arrested.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you know, they don't want. Yeah, they got people arrested in his video.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fucking beautiful, beautiful prostitutes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, they were cute.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a son of a.

[Bobby Kelly]

We didn't see any.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I, I fear we didn't see any. Everybody. I fear we're gonna get through the week and not ever go through. I didn't even know that she was able to find, recoup and get to us. Christine's early and very few stand up attempts.

[Bobby Kelly]

I, I, I can't believe we haven't gone through. We've gone through the week and we haven't heard your hotel story. Oh yeah, I mean, what the, I was thinking about that. I went to, I was going to bed last night, I went ding. And I was like, what the happened?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I probably should tell you that first.

[Bobby Kelly]

You probably should tell me that first and then we can enjoy the second hour. All Christine comedy. Maybe Christine's. How long is the video? Like five minutes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. It's just one.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Yeah, yeah. The other one, I, I don't have uploaded but I had this one uploaded. I could probably get the other one.

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

So you know, as everyone knows, when I go into my hotel room, I put a wet towel underneath the door. And whether I have a room that's a living room and a bedroom or a room that's just a fucking bed five feet from the front door, I just aggressively smoke weed all day.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is a ballsy move.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, four times. Maybe I got hit with the money.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's the ca. What is the cash you want 250. So you just like, I'll pay the 250.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I'm not stoked to pay the two. I'm just saying, like. But in my mind, I'm like, for the few times that's happened, if that was happening every week, I would just be like, yeah, their jig is up. But now do you pay the two?

[Bobby Kelly]

If they catch you on a Friday and they charge you the 250, do you stop smoking weed on Saturday? Or you're like, you already got my 250 or is it another 250?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, I just. No, I'm smoking Still, then I've given you the dough for this fictitious $250 cleaning you have to do. You don't. Here's what you have to do. Let nobody go in there for three hours.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna say this, dude, and I don't care about pot. If I could do any drug again, it would probably be pot. I miss pot. I love being on pot. But the weed now stinks. It smells.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut up, Jacob.

[Jacob]

I fucking hate it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you used to love it?

[Jacob]

No, I never liked it. The whole city fucking reeks the second I leave my apartment.

[Bobby Kelly]

The new weed, it has a stink that lasts. Me and dawn checked out of a hotel because there was a bunch of teenagers and they were smoking so much weed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, what a bunch of old folks.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nah, dude, it was. It was. It was bad. Like the weed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now, was it weed or was they were being loud, annoying kids?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, they weren't. They weren't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just the smell of weed, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was so in our room, it was like, fuck, we have to smell it and not even get the benefits of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Smell it harder.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nah, you have to admit. You have to admit weed stinks now. Like, it smells way worse than it's ever smelled.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I never thought it was a bad. That smell never bothered me. That's what I'm saying.

[Jacob]

You don't like the smell? It's very strong.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. It's weird how potent it is, too. And it lingers, man. It lingers for a while, right? Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, so I smoke aggressively in my.

[Bobby Kelly]

Rooms, and I respect you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And if I have a room in the bedroom, generally in the bedroom, because it should never make it to the bed, the door, hallways, or anything. So I did that. But in this room, I had, you know, I had Dylan, John Carr, and Josh with me. So, like, I'm. You know, we smoked in the living room part of it once before we went out. Only once.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everybody smoking?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay. And then we. But they never did in there again. But then it was a Saturday, I guess, day. Right, Right. Saturday day. I get a knock on the door and I go over and they're like. It's this lady who I haven't seen. Now, I will say, when we walked in, you know, it's four comedians, like, everyone's. We didn't make a scene at all. We were like. But funny, you know, I mean, like, you're charming with the staff and everything. And they were liking us and laughing and having a good time. And, you know, Josh came in with his dog and blah, blah, blah. So we were good with these people. I'd never seen this lady outside my door. And I open it up and I go, yes. And she goes. And then when she opens door, she goes, you've been. Ugh. She's the wave, like, waves her hand in front of her face. You've been smoking marijuana in the room, and you're gonna get a charge for that. And I was like, oh, okay. I was like, I. And I just said the other thing. I go, well, I wasn't smoking in the room. I go, but I smoke. And she goes, now I smell it coming directly out of the room. Like, you're smoking the room. And I went, all right. So it's like. I mean, I'll pay if there's a fee. I gotta. I'll pay the fee. And she goes, you're being removed from the hotel. And I went, no, really? And she's like, yeah. So I was like, all right, give me a second. And then I, like, you know, put on, like, shoes and went down the front thing. And I could see the staff now that were friendly with us kind of have, like, the heads down of, like, a.

[Bobby Kelly]

Because they got yelled at.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know why they would get yelled at. No, but they were like. And she's just. And they go, we'll go get her. She wasn't done. They go get her. And she comes out. And I was like. I go, hey. I go, I'm not gonna make an issue for you at all. I was like, I just want to know. I was like, I'm here as I'm performing at the club. And I go, I'm here for one more night. We're leaving at, like, seven in the morning. I was like, so is it possible to just, like, stay there one more night or whatever? I could, you know. I know you're charging the fee. And she was like, absolutely not. Like, absolutely not. She's like, you broke hotel policy and now you're being trespassed in the pro. Or no, you're being asked to leave. And I went, no, I understand. That's the final resolution. I'll go. I go, but the other comedians are staying here too. I go, am I. Can I put my stuff in their room or something? And she was like, absolutely not. You're being removed from the building. And I go, why is this so personal for you? You. She was like, what? I go, is this your childhood bedroom that I did this? I go, I don't understand why you're so. Like, I'm not. I'm not even giving You a problem? I'm okay. If I have to go, I'll get. And she was just like irate. And so you gotta go. I was like, okay. I was like, I'm gonna get my stuff. There's a hotel literally next door. So I just called that on even the way to my room and they were like, yeah, sure, we have a room, like 100 bucks or something. Like, yeah, I'll be over in like 10 minutes. So I go and I head over there. When I get in my room over there, I realize I forgot my hat, my baseball hat. So I walk back over. As I'm walking through the doors, another lady who I've never seen before is standing next to the manager. And she looks over and I see her mouth door. She goes, oh my God, he's back. And when the door opened, I started laughing. I was like, like, did you just say, oh my God, I forgot my baseball? What problem have I caused here? That's like, I get. It's like, I get it. Yeah, I did the thing. I'm leaving. I didn't give you any trouble. I just like, this is like a weird. And then she like started almost kind of like coming around. And she was like, ah, yeah, someone can walk you up and take you to get your hat or whatever. And then one of the guys who liked us was taking something. He was just like, yeah, man, I don't know. She just wants to like make an example. I don't know. She's like mad, man. I don't know what she's so mad about, about. Maybe she had a bad day or something. He's like, feels bad. And I'm like, buddy, it's no big deal. I was like, I'm across street, but I will tell you, having my jacket, my luggage kind of thrown together quickly to get it and taking a sad walk on a snowy sidewalk, and it's next door, but to cross the highway. So having to cross like a two island stop, a highway at 48 years old. You couldn't imagine at 48 years old doing that walk. I was like, yo, for weed. I'm like, yo, I just got booted for weed. I'm fucking 50.

[Bobby Kelly]

You couldn't make the whole thing on the light. Me to stop in the middle. Yeah, yeah, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's only meant to go like half each time. It's wild.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't make the 22 seconds, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They even told when we first got there, they said, never go across that light for the club. Go across the other light because it's like playing Frogger over on that light. And boy, was it with all my belongings.

[Bobby Kelly]

Except your hat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Except my hat.

[Bobby Kelly]

You had to go back, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That lady, she grabbed her, like, sweater and she was like, oh, my God, he's back. And I go, what have I done in here? That you're like, what do you think I'm coming back to exact revenge? Like, I'm already left. You saw me take my stuff. Yes. I'm gonna come and John Wick the place. Relax, everyone. It's fine. I'm gonna hope there's a bed right there. I'm in. Jesus. I'm like, you guys must get no pushback ever. I keep my first words ago. I'm not making trouble for you. If I have to go, I understand. I have to go. I'm just asking. I'm pleading almost. Can I stay? Because now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Would you have not smoked weed if. If she said, all right, I'll give you a shot. You're getting fine, you can stay tonight, but no more weed. Would you have not smoked weed not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The rest of that day and then that night again? Yes. Yeah, for sure. That night before I left. Yeah, why not? They're not gonna kick you out in the middle of the night.

[Bobby Kelly]

She might.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Famous last words.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, exactly. This bitch would be out of your door.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Guys, I just found out what's sadder than taking your luggage the way I did last time? Having to do it at 3 o' clock in the morning.

[Bobby Kelly]

Having to go to the airport at three in the morning.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have to go to the airport seven hours early because I was kicked out smoking pot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did they let the other guy stay?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The other guy stayed, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, that sucks. Yeah, that sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So funny, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

So they all had to cross the street to go see you to get to the other. To get their weed. Yo, we got to go across the highway.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it was Saturday, so it was just like. And then, you know, at the end of the night, like, they went to their hotel. I said goodbye, walked the extra block.

[Bobby Kelly]

You want to go across the street again?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By myself? Yeah. I had to go. Frogger.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you smoke weed in the new hotel?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, by the way, immediately. And that hotel had no living room. It just had, like a door and then a bed. I was like, I go, I'm gonna extra wet the towel. But actually, no, I'm sorry. I forgot. I did do a whole thing. I did smoke right away, but I was more nervous. Such a weird. I smoke so much. Probably forget what I've done. I got the. The paper or the toilet Paper roll that was on. Yeah. So it wasn't full. And I took a bunch of toilet paper off of it, stuffed it into the hole of the roller, and then took my Febreze fabric and squirted the shit out of that. And then I lit the joint, and I held it, like, kind of in there so the smoke would go up through that, and then I would smoke and blow through.

[Bobby Kelly]

You made a joint silencer?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

You make it with dryer sheets I've never heard of? Like, you made it your own?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I made my own dryer sheets. No, it's a real thing. A dryer sheet under on a paper towel roll.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

A blowy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You blow through it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's called a blowy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Or a boof. But you throw. Yeah, you put. You blow through. So I just squirted a bunch of Febreze on it and blew through that.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Guys, let me tell you something. I was there all day and slept at that hotel.

[Bobby Kelly]

So somebody. Somebody ratted you out. Somebody was smelling it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They said tons of complaints coming through the walls. Like, relax. She was hyped.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, the vents do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She really wanted the guy. Even the people that worked there were kind of like, dude, I don't know why. Like, I was like, is this the first time it's ever happened? He's like, no, it's a hotel. People smoke in the rooms all the time. And they get fined or what? Or. Or kicked out. He was like, but I've never seen her, so.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, my God. I just. I just. Oh, my God. She scared the. Out of me. I thought. I swear to God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, you're on. We're on air.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay's daughter walked in. I thought it was a lady from the hotel. She's here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got kicked out of a hotel. I didn't even know Isabelle was coming.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

I forgot to tell you.

[Bobby Kelly]

What the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We'll smoke pot. I'm gonna kick Christina out of the house the same way you broke policy. How do you get.

[Bobby Kelly]

His daughter's coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your daughter's coming. Good God.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. That sucks. I was kicked out of a hotel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, it was funny.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was kicked out of a hotel for my. My fucking. My attitude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What about what.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was in line late at night, and I was going up to the front desk, and I was just. She was there dealing with this person, and I was just waiting to ask a question. I don't know what the question was, but it was a very simple thing. And I'm waiting and wait. I mean, dude, it was like, A half hour. And finally I was like, could I just ask you. I just a qu. And she was like, sir, you're gonna have to wait until I'm done with this customer. I was like, I just have a question. She goes, I said, wait. Or some. Something like that. I was like, don't talk to me. I'm not your kid. I'm actually paying customer. And I'm a grown fucking man. And she was like, you don't need to swear at me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I go, she's a grown ass man. That's. Yeah, yeah, it's blacker.

[Bobby Kelly]

And she. We just got into it. Yeah, we got into it. And she was like, you're gonna have to leave if you keep this up. I go, you don't need to tell me to leave because I'm the out. And I. I just left. But I didn't realize I. Well, she was gonna throw me out because I wasn't stopping. And.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, this isn't like me at all. I begged this lady to stay politely. And she was angry at me.

[Bobby Kelly]

I. But this lady was the same thing. I don't know why you're investigating this. I. She was a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You tell stories. Never go back and forth.

[Bobby Kelly]

She was a twat to me for no reason. Like, I didn't. I just said politely. Can I just. It was a half hour, no joke.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She the manager there.

[Bobby Kelly]

She was the nighttime manager.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, I think they. Doesn't like, hotel workers make good money.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not. I don't know. I don't know. But I think they get so sick of people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

That, you know, the one little thing triggers you. And the. It's just like, I just politely said, can I just ask you a question real quick?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And she has to have a power.

[Jacob]

Trip making you wait.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. But you have to have the right temperament for all those jobs. Same thing. The difference between dealing with somebody who. Whether they don't hate their job or act like they love their job at the airport versus somebody who's like, airport job is night and day. How your day moves, moves 100%.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I shouldn't have. I should have just went. I should have been more like you and be like, okay, yep, sure.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I take the approach more like, like you said, even though you don't have to be like the. Okay, I'd have more of like a thing. Like, it's like, sure, I understand. But like, why are you barking? Yeah, I get more like that. Like, what is the. Why is this escalated to a thing. It's not unrealistic. I'm Asking you if you could answer my questions.

[Bobby Kelly]

As we know, I don't have that second gear that you have. I went right to sixth gear. I was like, go fuck yourself. I'm leaving. And then I realized. Realized I wasn't near any hotels. There was no highway to walk across. I was in. I was in like some business, scent, business, community, Cent, you know, it was just all like, you know, Verizon office buildings, office building. And I had to find a hotel. It was a nightmare. I almost, at one point, I was like, I'm just gonna go in and apologize to go back, see if she'll take me back. Oh, it sucked, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's so. So being. I mean, that walk, it hit me right in the middle of like, it was uphill also, which is funny. She's like, slightly inclined, but it just is the incline of the street. Like, you have to go like, up in the other ones.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but you have a big suitcase too. You have a check in. I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not like I have Timberland boots in there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Untied.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Big ass heavy hoodies.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your shoes are slipping off in the snow. Your suitcase is huge.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I got. The suitcase has the. The boots in there. I'm saying I'm wearing sneakers. Doing this walk.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, you have that. You have to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Getting fucking snow in my ankles.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have to hear the little wheels going over the salt on the road.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So sad. What a sad walk in gloomy Wisconsin. No sun came out.

[Bobby Kelly]

What royal Club were you at?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Improv.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, the Improv.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Great Club shows were fantastic.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

I Did they know you got kicked out of your hotel?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I told them. I told my kid. I go, yeah, I got kicked out of the hotel. And he was like, no way. I go for weed. He went, Nice. 48 years old. That's a shameful walk. Yeah, it's okay, guys, don't. Everyone. Everyone else was with is like, like, what, dude? Not even a warning. I go, all right, relax, everybody. I'll just take this sad walk alone.

[Bobby Kelly]

And no, but I would have went with you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You. I didn't even ask. I didn't tell anybody. I didn't tell anybody until. I didn't tell anybody until I got back from the second trip when they said, oh, my God, he's back. He thought I had a sawed off shotgun. I even purposely know. I go, I'm going back in here. I should make sure I have a pleasant face on when I'm walking in. Even that idea. And I did. I'm smiling. And the lady goes, oh, my God, he's Back hugging on her sweater. Like I saw in my mind. I started talking quick because I thought she was like, I don't know if they have like a button, like a police panic.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm like, yo, just a cage is going to drop around you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I haven't said one coarse word to you yet. I just need my hat. In fact, I'm so non confrontational. You can go, we don't have the hat. We looked in the room. I'd go, okay. I must have just lost it somewhere then. What a scary lady.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was pissed.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't think you should kick somebody out for smoking weed, you know, I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mean damage is done, dog. Well, no, I listen, I don't not get why they wouldn't. Why they would kick me. I get it.

[Bobby Kelly]

You find them, make the money.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They did that anyway.

[Bobby Kelly]

Say, don't smoke anymore. Fine. Ya. And if you smoke again, we'll kick you out. You should definitely get a warning. You shouldn't be kicked out. You should get a. Hey, if you. If we smell it again and get.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Any more complaints, they make a real heavy deal. A picture. Everybody who's complaining about this is like a Jacob type who's going, it's like it's more potent now and it's in the air and I hate it. I hate it so much.

[Bobby Kelly]

100 it was. If you were Jacob's.

[Jacob]

My room, I would have.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not in your room. If you, if you're.

[Jacob]

I just smelled it in my room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Faintly smelled it in your room. And you decide that I'm gonna be a lady and call the front desk.

[Jacob]

Faintly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's faintly.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob, would you call.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's faintly. It's coming from a bedroom, through a living room, around a corner.

[Jacob]

There were multiple complaints, Jake.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what she said.

[Bobby Kelly]

Here's the thing. When me and Dom checked out of the hotel, we didn't complain, we didn't rat anybody out. We were just like, let's get the fuck out. Like we didn't go down. Hey, there's weed. Blah, blah blah. We just was like, let's just go to another hotel. That's it. I'm not a rat. Yeah, no, I didn't rat anybody out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You just left.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, we just like, we was Max too. It was just like, let's go. It just sucked. I don't like the smell of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And we were just, let's just go. We just checked out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just checked out. So ratting people. I don't know. You would rat somebody out? I wouldn't have you knew you wouldn't call the front desk. It was not. Not Jay, but in your hotel room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Courtyard Marriott, dude. Residents in. We're gonna stay at the Waldorf. We smoke a little weed in the room.

[Bobby Kelly]

Would you rat him out?

[Jacob]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

No. I think you would.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He would.

[Bobby Kelly]

He would. Absolutely would.

[Jacob]

I mean, if it was so strong that I just couldn't relax.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob's a rat.

[Jacob]

Jacob's going, I don't know where it's coming from.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, can you knock on everyone around me? I'm in this room, Knock on the doors around me, throw them, start kicking people out.

[Bobby Kelly]

They hear Josh's voice. It's this room.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Skadoodly skedaddy. Ah.

[Jacob]

For the. The twice a year, I'm at a hotel. Watch yourself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It is funny opening door. When I looked through the peephole, though, and saw that lady, I. When I opened the door, I was like, this isn't going great. And then she got backdraft of weed smoke. She went, oh, I wasn't. And I mean this. I wasn't smoking at that time at.

[Bobby Kelly]

All when she came in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

But I definitely recall you even saying you don't realize you did this with your apartment. You. You never realized that your apartment smelled of weed?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Jacob]

And it was obvious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Well, you never came over where I wasn't smoking weed. But, I mean, if you came back from, like, work with me, you wouldn't smell weed.

[Jacob]

No. I mean, I've been over when you weren't smoking weed, and it just. It's there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right. Because we just smoked weed before you got there or something.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I've never seen you not.

[Jacob]

You're always smoking weed. I don't know what to do here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, dude, you smoke weed. Not there's anything bad with that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you're always smoking weed aggressively.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, aggressively.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your words, not mine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was funny to say aggressively.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I'm just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm just in hotel rooms. I do it aggressively. I'm just sitting around all day usually, so I just, like, watched it.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you get. You're used to, like. I'm used to cigar smoke. I don't smell it at all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It makes me sick to my stomach.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I would leave a hotel and throw people out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I would total knock on you. Someone's smoking cigars in here. I don't know if boss hogs checked in or some kind of a plantation owner.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Like, when I go. When I go to my cigar lounge and I come home, dawn is like, oh, you smell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She Hates your guts.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, she. You can smell but I don't smell it at all. So you don't. You don't smell the weed. You're just. You used to it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I smell it but I mean I don't smell it anywhere near.

[Bobby Kelly]

You don't smell it.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Isabella said when she was like in high school and smelled people like smoking weed for the first time, she was like, oh, because it smelled like dad's house. And we would really try to make the house not smell like weed before Isabella got there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what I mean.

[Jacob]

You thought. You think you can vent it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean she's right here. She could tell the story.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jella speak.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's a microphone right in front of her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's certain. There's a year, a years of gap time that she's not allowed to speak on. The dark years.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is a ballsy move dude to like. That'd be like me just going in a room and smoking a cigar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

100 cigar definitely lays heavier.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, not them. Not weed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Weed is way cigar smoke definitely will lays heavier than weed.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're out of your mind. Cigar smoke.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said weed is crazy, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm telling you. You from a non weed smoker being around weed, you can I smell it immediately, buddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look, that's. That's a very disco way to think but okay. It's no dude. The cigar smoke lays substantially heavier.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can you guys stop all nodding your.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Head like that's how I feel when Jacob. Jacob's making no face now because he just wants butt.

[Bobby Kelly]

These two. We agree with Jay. Jay's right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't smoke either.

[Bobby Kelly]

The boss is right. I pay you too stupid. I love both of these. Both of those smokes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But which one lays heavier?

[Bobby Kelly]

Which one lays heavier? It's harder to get rid of weed smoke. Like when I rented a car.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you out of your mind?

[Bobby Kelly]

When I rented a car.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just look it up. Just look it up. This is a lookup thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

This. First of all, he's not out of his mind. He's telling the truth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Truth. Just making up lie wants to make you happy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know it's. It's not. Don't back down. I don't think it's scientific. It's scientific.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Scientific.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's scientific.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's scientific. I think black Lou. Yes. I've smoked both before and I feel like the.

[Bobby Kelly]

The taste of cigar is stuck in your mouth every day for you. For days. Yeah, but you smoke weed every day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like stuck in your mouth.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're a Weed smoker. I'm a cigar smoke smoker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at the fact. And you don't inhale. Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

But you're not a cigar smoker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at the facts, dog.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hang on. I'm debating Black Lou right now. I will not hang on. Give me one second.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes. You're. You're a weed smoker. You're used to the taste. You're used to the smell.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

If you smoke cigars every day, it would be the same thing and it would be the reverse.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Except everything would smell worse.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it would not. It smells.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's the facts generally considered harder to get rid of cigar smoke than cigarette or weed smoke smoke.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who wrote that? A weed smoker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's due to the composition.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who wrote that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Due to the composition and quantity of the smoke produced. Listen, it's AI overview. You love AI. Remember you were going to buy AI an apartment.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. It's still on the table. If I can get her back from being a horse slept pig and get her back to being that sweet apartment girl. You can't, baby. Here's why. Can I tell you why? Scientific. Because a cigar is bigger. A joint lasts a lot shorter and is smaller. So the density and the circumference of a joint to a cigar is different. So if I smoked a cigar the same amount of time as you smoked a joint, I. I bet it would be.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you laughing because you just raised a little bit?

[Jacob]

I'm laughing because Lou's playing Unbelievable today.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fire.

[Commercial Announcer 2]

It's.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's. So if we. If I smoked a cigar the same amount of time as you smoke smoked weed, I bet the weed would be more potent than a cigar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

While strong, the odor from cannabis smoke is often described as dissipating more quickly than tobacco smoke. This is due to the different chemical composition and the fact that they burn less material compared to a full cigar. The smell can still clean the fabrics and surfaces, but generally requires less effort to remove move than the heavy oils found in cigar smoke. These are facts told by a woman who wants to your ass and have you buy her an apartment in Duncan Square Bar.

[Bobby Kelly]

She doesn't want to my ass anymore. She wants my come in her mouth. Put it in my mom's mouth, Robert. Her father's mouth. Back in her mouth. Back in my mouth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You wouldn't say this in front of your Isabella.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot she was here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You were staring right at her when you said it.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's a camera right in my face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You right at her face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I was looking at the lens down. I'm sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We should take a break. We should take a break. Bobby Kelly is going to be at McCurdy's Comedy Theater in Sarasota January 16th and 17th. After that, Poughkeepsie, New York. The comedy works south in Colorado and Batavia, Illinois. For tickets and all the tour dates, punch up live Robert Kelly and make sure you check out his YouTube page, YouTube.com Obert Kelly comedy. And of course, every Tuesday night, Fat Black Pussycat Lounge, the comedy cell or 7pm you can watch him run his hour.

[Bobby Kelly]

And Big J will be at Goodnights in Raleigh January 16th through the 18th. Then the Chicago Improv, September 22nd to the 24th. After that, he'll be in West Nyack, New York. Dia. Dia. What is it? Danya Beach, Florida and Fort Worth, Texas. Nashville. For all tickets and other tour dates, go to bigj.Comedy.com and YouTube.com bigjay oka he's doing his live again. He did it last night. And specials are up there. How'd last night go?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was pretty fun. I. I won Fortnite.

[Bobby Kelly]

You look so adorable.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you.

[Bobby Kelly]

On Live. Look at you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I work it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Ah, you're sucking your toes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Silly special. Twerking it. That lady. Get that fat lady getting tasered.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are you alone in your room when you're twerking?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I have Dylan filming me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, okay. Good. You look so cute. Your little glasses on. On. That's it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

8Pm is such a funny time to say 10.

[Bobby Kelly]

We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.

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