You're My Super Bowl

Summary

Podcast Summary: "You're My Super Bowl" – The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Release Date: December 26, 2024

In the episode titled "You're My Super Bowl," hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly engage in their trademark blend of humor, candid discussions, and pop culture commentary. Skipping over the initial advertisements, the duo dives into various topics ranging from classic rock bands to contemporary television dramas, all while interspersing personal anecdotes and playful banter.

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1. Classic Rock Banter: Molly Hatchet and Beyond [01:11 - 04:10]

The episode kicks off with a humorous critique of the Southern rock band Molly Hatchet. Robert Kelly laments the dissonance between the band's fierce album art and their more mellow, pop-country sound.

Robert Kelly [02:03]: "It's definitely like MGD music. A little Miller Genuine Draft."

Big Jay Oakerson joins in, comparing Molly Hatchet's aesthetic to that of Iron Maiden, highlighting the mismatch between their visual presentation and musical style.

Big Jay Oakerson [02:34]: "There's a ship on fire. It's a Viking Funeral."

The hosts playfully debate the presence of female band members in Molly Hatchet, leading to light-hearted teasing.

2. Exploring Nashville Pussy and Live Performances [04:10 - 10:43]

Shifting gears, Oakerson and Kelly discuss the band Nashville Pussy, sharing their experiences attending live shows. They reminisce about the band's wild performances, including on-stage antics like mimicking explicit acts, which added a layer of unpredictability to their concerts.

Robert Kelly [06:54]: "Let me just say something. Everybody's best. When you don't... you just love them."

The conversation moves to other bands they've encountered on tours, such as Mindless Self Indulgence, emphasizing the varied receptions different acts receive from audiences.

Big Jay Oakerson [10:52]: "It's crazy. This is in Worcester, Mass."

3. Deep Dive into "Yellowstone" Finale [10:43 - 30:36]

A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing the finale of the popular TV show "Yellowstone." The hosts dissect the intricate plot developments, character arcs, and thematic resolutions presented in the final episodes.

Oakerson praises the show's portrayal of strong female characters, particularly Beth, while Kelly offers a more critical perspective on the narrative choices and character motivations.

Big Jay Oakerson [17:24]: "God. This is what makes Jay so funny is that he's lack of sentiment."

They debate the effectiveness of the show's ending, discussing the fate of characters like Rip and Jamie, and the overarching resolutions of the ranch's legacy.

Robert Kelly [28:17]: "And she goes, what do you think about this? This area over here?"

The duo navigates through complex plot points, balancing their differing viewpoints to provide a comprehensive critique of the series' conclusion.

4. Spotlight on "Snowfall" and Other TV Series [30:36 - 48:46]

Transitioning to other television dramas, Kelly introduces "Snowfall," a series centered around the rise of the crack epidemic in Los Angeles and the CIA's involvement in drug trade operations.

Robert Kelly [41:13]: "It's like the Iran Contra stuff."

Oakerson and Kelly compare "Snowfall" to "Breaking Bad," applauding its storytelling and character development while acknowledging its violent and intense themes.

Big Jay Oakerson [42:48]: "I think he'd watch that."

They also touch upon other shows like "Lioness" and "Kingstown," discussing their unique narratives and character dynamics, and how these series contribute to the current landscape of television drama.

5. Roast Event Recap and Personal Anecdotes [48:46 - 57:17]

The conversation shifts to a recent roast event the hosts attended. They reflect on the performances, with Kelly defending his peers against criticisms about their comedic delivery.

Robert Kelly [53:25]: "Yeah, yeah. Somebody who took a hot one actually talked about taking a hot one."

The hosts share amusing stories about their time on tour buses, the challenges of managing costumes, and the humorous mishaps that occur during live events.

Big Jay Oakerson [36:15]: "They filled in the middle, so it was just a beautiful, awesome bed."

6. Closing Remarks and Teasing Future Content [57:17 - End]

As the episode wraps up, Oakerson and Kelly continue their playful banter, teasing plans to write a country song inspired by their experiences and the roast event. They joke about dominating the country music scene and managing a tour bus, showcasing their chemistry and camaraderie.

Robert Kelly [57:05]: "We do it on the break, and then we come back and record it and see if that happens."

The hosts invite listeners to stay tuned for upcoming content, promising more entertaining discussions and insights in future episodes.

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Throughout "You're My Super Bowl," Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly maintain their engaging and witty rapport, offering listeners a blend of humor, critical analysis, and personal storytelling. Whether dissecting the nuances of classic rock bands or delving into the depths of modern television dramas, the duo ensures a lively and entertaining conversation that's both informative and amusing.

Notable Quotes:

• Robert Kelly [02:03]: "It's definitely like MGD music. A little Miller Genuine Draft."
• Big Jay Oakerson [02:34]: "There's a ship on fire. It's a Viking Funeral."
• Big Jay Oakerson [10:52]: "It's crazy. This is in Worcester, Mass."
• Robert Kelly [17:24]: "And she goes, what do you think about this? This area over here?"
• Robert Kelly [28:17]: "And she goes, what do you think about this? This area over here?"
• Big Jay Oakerson [42:48]: "I think he'd watch that."
• Robert Kelly [41:13]: "It's like the Iran Contra stuff."

These quotes encapsulate the hosts' humorous takes and critical insights, providing listeners with memorable highlights from the episode.

Transcript

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[Bobby Kelly]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly. This is your dad's friends. Jennifer's over music. My dad's friend Jennifer's here, so I gotta stay outside.

[Big J Okerson]

I like this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Until Molly Hatchet's over.

[Big J Okerson]

Molly Hatchet. Wow. I forgot that band.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, they're the. I'll tell you why everybody forgets that band. Their album art. We've talked about this before. Their album art doesn't go with their music at all. All Molly Hatchet's like big Viking, like battle axes and like horned. Like big. Like warriors.

[Big J Okerson]

More like Iron Maiden type shit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. And their music is like pop, country, bar rock.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. It's definitely like MGD music.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

A little Miller Genuine Draft.

[Big J Okerson]

This is like a country. This is a country bar fight song.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Look at their album covers. They're hilarious.

[Big J Okerson]

Why are they any sense? Are they from here? Are they from Norway?

[Bobby Kelly]

They have to be from here.

[Big J Okerson]

Looks like Norton's girl.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's all Nicky Norton on a griffin. Nicky Norton on a dragon. Nikki Norton on a. Oh, look at that. An evil whale. Yeah. Their album covers made no sense to what they were.

[Big J Okerson]

An evil whale.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I don't know what's in the background.

[Big J Okerson]

There's a ship on fire. It's a Viking Funeral.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, Viking Funeral. Yeah, they went to the Frasetta. Like art or they went back to it. Oh, they had one album cover that was just them. Well, look at that.

[Big J Okerson]

That's more like it.

[Bobby Kelly]

That makes total sense. Although the guy in the front is dressed like a jerk off.

[Big J Okerson]

Which one? With no shirt and just holster.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Bullets.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was like a snapshot from a Southern gentleman fantasy camp.

[Big J Okerson]

That was cowboy camp.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. I didn't know there was two girls in Molly Hatchet. Look at the band members of Molly Hatchet. And then type the girls names and write in the word dude next to it. Thank you. Bobby, you were saying something.

[Big J Okerson]

There's two. There's only one girl, I think.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that not a girl on the other end?

[Big J Okerson]

No, that's just a guy.

[Bobby Kelly]

All of them look like girls, I think. I think. Yeah, that's a girl. And I think. Second from the left.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not a girl. That's a guy. No, that's a guy.

[Jacob]

No, this is a mustache.

[Big J Okerson]

Dude is wearing a vest.

[Bobby Kelly]

A mustache?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it's a guy, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

The other couple girls wearing a vest, too? No, there's one girl. Well, I guess we'll find out, huh? Well, no, it's former members. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. No girls so far. No. All right.

[Jacob]

Very feminine men.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay. Nope, nope. Teresa McCoy. No, she was only background vocals.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe that's their Christine.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, none of this makes any sense.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe she, like, took care of the band and made sure everything worked right, like Christine does to this show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Go to the Wikipedia.

[Lou]

This is Wikipedia.

[Bobby Kelly]

When that last album come out? That's what we got to find out. When was that album where they're all.

[Big J Okerson]

On the COVID I'll say 1917, 1978.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sometimes you get lucky, dude. And there's a girl in a band who's done some light nude modeling before they got in the band. It happens. Cherokee Park. Sister from Nashville. No, that's expected. What the fuck was her name? Something Parks. But so funny. Is like, she's old. I just looked this up the other day to remember she's an older lady now, which is pretty funny. But I saw her and them open from Marilyn Manson when they were pulling their tits out and like, crazy. But it was like 20 some years ago now she's an old lady.

[Big J Okerson]

Must be nice to not have a kid and have time to look shit like that up, huh?

[Bobby Kelly]

I have a kid.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but you don't have a kid that lives with you, right? Yeah. So can you.

[Bobby Kelly]

What I did.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but I'm sure you didn't have time to look shit up back then.

[Bobby Kelly]

You could start challenging me on this stuff in two years when you make it past the time I made it living with Isabella. Isabella got 12 good years of me being there the whole time.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, and you had to do shit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Then I was train dad, and then I was car dad.

[Big J Okerson]

And now you are.

[Bobby Kelly]

And now I pay her rent dead so she has a place to live.

[Big J Okerson]

Dad, you're such a good dad.

[Bobby Kelly]

And Ubers to and from my house.

[Big J Okerson]

Dad not paying Max's rent. 16.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, she's not in the band anymore, but her name was something. Parks. What the Was it?

[Lou]

I'll look it up. I was gonna say they put you on their Instagram when you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah, no, they've been reaching out.

[Big J Okerson]

Who?

[Bobby Kelly]

Nashville.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, I thought you said Molly Hatchet's reaching out.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nashville. They do an awesome rock and roll hoochie coo cover. Yeah, yeah. They're what? Bring up, like, a video of them playing live, like, from back in, like, the day or something. They're actually. Nashville Pussy is a fun band to watch. They're. I don't know if they're talented as much as they are fun.

[Big J Okerson]

Isn't that a lot of people from.

[Bobby Kelly]

But the lead singer and the other girl guitars. Two girls were in the band when I saw them. The other one is. She's hot in her own way too. And she's 2000.

[Big J Okerson]

Perfect.

[Bobby Kelly]

That'll work.

[Big J Okerson]

I love all girl band.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's not even the one that gets naked. That's the guy's. That's the lead singer's wife.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, it's not all girls.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, no, no, no. Lead singer's a guy who's always looked 45.

[Big J Okerson]

Whoa. Look at the back of his. He's got long hair with bald patch in the back.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're fun, though.

[Big J Okerson]

That's what my hair would look like if I grew it, by the way.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Nashville. But yeah, the one showed and everything. Not his wife. His wife runs around in her panties. Oh, a bunch. Corey Parks.

[Lou]

Corey Parks.

[Big J Okerson]

She did a nude modeling.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I think before Nashville. I don't think she knew.

[Jacob]

Puss.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you. And I forget his wife. His wife's name. Like, she makes a lot of ugly face. She's got Rachel Feinstein situation. Like, she's a cute chick that makes a lot of ugly face for the purpose of art.

[Big J Okerson]

Sex with black comics.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. There she is.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. She's kind of hot. Those are my type of. That's my type of woman right there.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah. Really? That's your type. Good, good. Most guys think this is gross, I guess. Lou, look away. This is yuck.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I'm saying that it's like that mom tits. I like a nice droopy tit.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's her where their tits is hanging out.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I like droopy boob.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, they're not droops. They're big fakies. But look at her now. Look at her.

[Big J Okerson]

Those are droopy boobs. I don't like that you're denying everything I say. By the way, those aren't droopy boobs. Yeah, dude, that's a mom body. That's not a hot chick body.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

That right there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I see she's a little thick in the middle. Ish. But I mean she's thin, but she's slim.

[Big J Okerson]

She's got. I had a kid belly maybe. Look at the size of that belly button.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll tell you what she actually has. I think she's like six foot two.

[Big J Okerson]

That's. That belly button is like the size of Jacob's mouth. Is she 6 foot 2?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. And she says eat me right above her snatch, which is pretty hot. But if you look at her now, it's so funny. She's an older lady. You find her Instagram. She has Instagram?

[Lou]

Yeah, I have it. It's weird, her Instagram bio, it says I'm 27.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but I mean. Yeah, look at her playing with Lemmy. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean that's crazy. 20 years, man. She was so hot. Well, I guess with a mom body. Sorry about it.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that her with. Thank you. I appreciate you. Is that her with short hair up there? Yeah, I like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no, no, she was. But that's going to be her younger for sure.

[Big J Okerson]

I like short haired girls.

[Bobby Kelly]

Go up. It's with her with Lemmy. It's like the first picture all the way up to the top. You just swipe as hard as possible. Yeah, there's her short hair.

[Big J Okerson]

I like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. No, she was hot. But it is funny. She's just like an old lady now. Yeah, they used to really fucking dyke off hard on stage. It was pretty great.

[Big J Okerson]

Is that a girl that she's kissing? That's a guy. That is a guy. Is a guy. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that is a guy. But her and the other girl would make out and stuff on stage. It was great. They were a fun live show open for Marilyn Manson in place of hole. Because Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson couldn't get along. Both of them trying to rape each other.

[Big J Okerson]

I didn't know these facts.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know that Hole and Marilyn Manson hated each other.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think anybody did except for them and you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I knew because they changed the whole tour. It was supposed to be Monster Magnet, Hole and Marilyn Manson. I went to the show and instead it was actually. That was the greatest Marilyn Manson intro I've ever seen. The spectrum. But it was Nashville Pussy Monster Magnet.

[Big J Okerson]

It sounds like a weird. They don't sound like a band that would go with Marilyn Manson crowd.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, they were oddly received. There's a couple of band Nashville. Sort of one of these bands too. They're like novelty so you can really dig them. I think they're fun and good musically but like it's a niche.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Genre for sure. And there was another band I used to go see and like the fun was almost taboo them and I like a couple of their songs too. Mindless Self Indulgence. You ever heard of them before? They're great. But they would just go on stage to get booed.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh really?

[Bobby Kelly]

I've seen them open for corn. Everyone just booze them. They look annoying and sound annoying but they're fun.

[Big J Okerson]

But they like getting booed.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think they just is the thing. Bring up Mindless Self Indulgence live. They're fun band though. But I mean it's really ridiculous. While she's bringing that up.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm also going to tell you I'm going to have a bring up separately. Christy Nut. The song is so hardcore. Yeah, turn it up.

[Big J Okerson]

It's crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is in Worcester, Mass.

[Big J Okerson]

Is he dressed as a Nazi playing two things or is that how bad they are? But he has a swastika on his arm. Is this Anthony Kum's favorite band? But it's. What kind of band is this?

[Bobby Kelly]

Still playing Nashville. Puss.

[Big J Okerson]

We're in Hanukkah right now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude. Not yet. Hanukkah starts Christmas Day. Christine said.

[Big J Okerson]

No it doesn't.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's what she said.

[Big J Okerson]

It starts before Christmas.

[Lou]

No, this year it starts on Christmas Day.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, they change it every year.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh yes.

[Lou]

I did know that on their calendar.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't like that. They shouldn't be able to go into our day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bring up one of the good songs. Christine live.

[Big J Okerson]

Jacob.

[Lou]

I don't know what it gets.

[Big J Okerson]

Why are you guys going into our day?

[Jacob]

I think it's just coincidence.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not coincidence. They're trying to cockblock Christmas. I don't like it.

[Jacob]

That can't happen.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, there's never wanted to dance is a great one. I forget what their Other big one was that I loved. But, yeah, you can see why these guys are.

[Big J Okerson]

What is he holding?

[Bobby Kelly]

He just goes out to annoy the audience like clowns.

[Big J Okerson]

Is he holding up a blowup unicorn?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes. Jacob loves this. What's my new nickname?

[Jacob]

Little Jimmy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know what it is, but this guy really hits Jacob's funny bone for some reason.

[Big J Okerson]

Jacob, why do you like these guys so much?

[Jacob]

He's got it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fast forward to the singing. I can't watch this guy ham anymore.

[Big J Okerson]

This is like a improv show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Motherfuck stinks. That's what I'm saying. They just do it to get booed.

[Big J Okerson]

No, they're doing a good job.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't hear it now. You see the way he's dancing? But they're fun. I like a band that looks like they're having fun.

[Big J Okerson]

What? What. What song is this?

[Bobby Kelly]

Never Wanted to Dance. We'll come back from commercial break with it. It thumps. But what's their other big song? I loved. It's better.

[Lou]

I looked up their hits.

[Bobby Kelly]

What Do They Know?

[Lou]

Let's see.

[Bobby Kelly]

What Do They Know?

[Lou]

That's it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great tune. What do they know about that?

[Lou]

Oh, I thought you wanted to come back from Brad.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah, I did say that. You're right. I'm wrong.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

That was great what you just said. You're right, I'm wrong. Yeah, you're right, Christine.

[Bobby Kelly]

That does deserve a pivot. For me. Not you, but for me.

[Big J Okerson]

All right.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it was very. I acknowledged that I was wrong quickly, and I said something. I deserve something nice for that.

[Big J Okerson]

You're right. Well, you're goddamn right, you're good.

[Bobby Kelly]

We have 26 pivots, 26 original pivens, not 27.

[Big J Okerson]

We had 27. Now we have 26.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, Bobby, there's never been 27.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not. It's not even exist.

[Bobby Kelly]

There was always 26.

[Big J Okerson]

26.

[Bobby Kelly]

Always 26.

[Big J Okerson]

Always 26. The other one is nullified if there ever was one. But it wasn't one. So there's only been 26.

[Bobby Kelly]

There doesn't. Oh, man. That couple all over that flyer last night, you know they. Did you guys hang out with that couple who stole the flyer? I heard there was shenanigans. Says on the page there were shenanigans after the show.

[Jacob]

I don't really think there were.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh. Who thought there were shenanigans? You, Black Lou? Me? You had shenanigans? I was trying to get that pivot back from her. Oh. Oh. I thought, like something wacky. Happened afterwards. And then also Jacob got his ass kicked in beer pong last night. But by who? Me and my teammate.

[Lou]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who's your teammate? One of the people we were hanging out with.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't think you know them.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, I know Shannon Glazer. I thought I saw it.

[Big J Okerson]

Did they get invited to your barbecue?

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, okay. Just good, because. Yeah, it's a very exclusive guest list. It is very, very exclusive. We did have an amazing show last night. Hope everybody enjoys it. It'll be airing tomorrow.

[Big J Okerson]

Last night was fun.

[Bobby Kelly]

Very, very fun.

[Big J Okerson]

I like doing the. You know, you do these holiday shows. Sometimes they can be stressful. These are always. I never get stressed out with these. Cause it's so much fun.

[Bobby Kelly]

I keep you even.

[Big J Okerson]

You keep me even?

[Bobby Kelly]

I keep you nice and even.

[Big J Okerson]

You keep me nice and even.

[Bobby Kelly]

I go, don't worry, dude. Everything's fine.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, I did feel a little ridiculous in our outfits outside.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just started living it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you really did. You wore the hat for the rest of the night.

[Bobby Kelly]

Pretty sure the hat came off when I realized it was on at about one in the morning. Christine didn't say a word.

[Big J Okerson]

You got.

[Bobby Kelly]

She liked it. She treated me as house decoration.

[Lou]

It looks so cute.

[Big J Okerson]

She actually tried to move you this morning and put you in another spot in the house.

[Jacob]

I was bummed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jail on a shelf.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Mine was the only one that didn't come in time. My outfit.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but you did get little. Thank God. Bob. Bob Kelly travels with Christmas lights.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

How wild was that?

[Bobby Kelly]

You didn't blow it. He said it didn't come in time.

[Lou]

Yeah, but you know.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, my outfit.

[Lou]

When I checked all the props, I should have realized they were missing and grabbed some. Thank God you had them.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob, your character is your costume.

[Jacob]

That's right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whatever. The costume you're wearing is what becomes the character. It's. You don't need that. A strong actor can do anything. Is anything.

[Jacob]

I overcame.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Daniel Day Lewis can play Hamlet in an Adidas tracksuit. Doesn't fucking matter. He's still Hamlet.

[Jacob]

It's true.

[Bobby Kelly]

He becomes it. It is you.

[Jacob]

When you live the character.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Privately, you just walk. It's just another day. You're just walking onto the stage.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

My favorite part was when curse word. When Colin realized that Jacob was Jake.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And he walked out and he was like. He went, what the fuck?

[Bobby Kelly]

He becomes it. We gotta scrap on our. On our games. I think the consensus was we gotta scrap one round.

[Jacob]

One round.

[Bobby Kelly]

One round of those three rounds is Fine. And poor Colin. Bobby assured Colin that it was only three rounds. When you said. But the way you said. He goes, and now for the third round, he didn't say the final round. And Colin goes, how many rounds is this? And you went, three, Colin, relax. And then Bobby. And then moments later, Jacob had to go, round four.

[Big J Okerson]

God.

[Jacob]

It was a quick round. That was really the bonus round, and.

[Big J Okerson]

It always went horribly wrong. Well, here's the deal with Colin. You have to piecemeal him. First it was just to do the Christmas show, and then it was the game show. I let that in a couple days later, and then three days before, I let him know he was Santa Claus.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, okay.

[Big J Okerson]

And I slipped that in. I was like, yeah, dude, get your Santa Claus. He goes, what? I go, the show. He goes, no, what did you say about Santa Claus? I go, oh, you're Santa Claus. He goes, you never told me that. And then Santa Claus. And then I. And then I told him it was three rounds. You got to kind of piecemeal him.

[Bobby Kelly]

I gotcha. How about when we saw Keith outside in our costumes and he was having a good strokey laugh at us, and then you reminded him that he played Santa Claus last year, and then he went, damn it.

[Big J Okerson]

God damn it.

[Lou]

I did.

[Bobby Kelly]

He just remembered. He did. He's like, shit.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, We. We. Last year, we put him in the full Santa Claus outfit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And this year, we. We switched it up for Colin and gave him a nice sports jacket sequence.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nice sequence. Sports jacket. Yeah. He looked good. We wanted to get him there.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, we got him.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got to lure him a little bit. You got to lure Colin out and then piecemeal him with the information.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Last night was fun. Really good show. I think the highlight for me was the Patrice thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Well, we don't want to push it too much because, like, it's happening.

[Big J Okerson]

You'll hear it.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a bit on the show. It's really great.

[Big J Okerson]

It's. It was great. It really.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was great. It was. It's a very funny bit. You'll hear it when it happens. If you could hear it over the blubbering of Bobby and Colin Quinn.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm sorry. We just cared about Patrice a lot.

[Bobby Kelly]

So did I.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, maybe you could show it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

For robot Patrice, I want to say something to you. It's not Ro. It's AI.

[Bobby Kelly]

Go try to hug AI Patrice.

[Big J Okerson]

You, dude. If that didn't affect you to hear your friend.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it did. Of course.

[Big J Okerson]

Talking in real time. Like, he's there. That Was nuts when he says your name. Okay? Because he, you know, he was talking like he was in the room.

[Lou]

Spoiler alert.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're giving the whole bit away. But it's fine. I understand you're emotional about it.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, you brought it out of me.

[Lou]

Cut, cut, cut.

[Jacob]

That was a big reveal, Bar.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm going tell you this right now. Yellowstone. I watched it this morning. Yeah, it was awesome. I knew you'd like it. Come on, buddy.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're out of your mind.

[Big J Okerson]

I was in tears.

[Bobby Kelly]

You. Oh, here he goes again. You can't turn off the waterworks with this guy.

[Big J Okerson]

I think I'm going to.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why was Patrice's voice in Yellowstone? What made you cry? Cry?

[Big J Okerson]

I think I'm going to therapy too much.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think you're going to therapy too much.

[Big J Okerson]

I think I have to cut back to like twice a month because I'll take this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you cry because the show's over and you're not gonna have the show to make you escape anymore?

[Big J Okerson]

No, no, I didn't cry.

[Bobby Kelly]

I understand crying over that. I cry when football and Sixers season ends.

[Big J Okerson]

It's so fucking crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Then I have nothing.

[Big J Okerson]

You have something. You have your beautiful girl you live with and your dog.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why do you set her up for this kind of failure?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why do you say things like that?

[Big J Okerson]

You have a beautiful life.

[Lou]

No. Anytime. I can't get complimented without Jay taking me down a notch.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you know, he's. You know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Stop feeding her.

[Lou]

I don't know shit.

[Big J Okerson]

Christine, let me tell you something right now. I've seen you guys in these little moments you have, and he is connected to you. He just doesn't want to show it. Yeah, Jay doesn't. This is the problem with Jay. And I'm not gonna look at Jay when I say that. I'm look at you. The problem with Jay is Bobby farted.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really loud in front of a guy in the elevator.

[Lou]

No, you didn't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really loud today.

[Jacob]

On the way up.

[Bobby Kelly]

On the way up.

[Big J Okerson]

This is what make Jay.

[Bobby Kelly]

There was one big bubble explosion.

[Big J Okerson]

This is what makes Jay so funny is that he's lack of sentiment. Anytime it gets a little real, he goes to funny. That was his defense mechanism his whole life and he still has it.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, Christine gets upset if I tell you how much she stinks. That's not true, so stop bringing it up.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me tell you something. Yellowstone was a great ending. They. They. I thought they summed it up perfectly. And. And the way they dealt with the land, which I called, by the way, I did call it.

[Bobby Kelly]

You did.

[Big J Okerson]

And the way. Which is a full circle. Amazing that they did that. And the way Beth dealt with what she dealt with with Jamie was great.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're out of your mind.

[Big J Okerson]

Are you crazy?

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude? That was sitcom worthy.

[Lou]

No, she did like the lamest line. The fact that they gave her that.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this.

[Bobby Kelly]

She was knocked unconscious twice in one fight.

[Lou]

That's fucking crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

That line.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have permanent brain damage.

[Big J Okerson]

The line that she gave on the casket. I laughed out loud when she should have.

[Lou]

It was fucking disgusting. It was like gross writing.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I mean, listen, when she said that line, she could have.

[Bobby Kelly]

Spoiler alert. Who gives a fuck? She whispers to his casket, I will avenge you.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it was very cartoon. It was very Captain America.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then she went solo to fight a man by herself.

[Big J Okerson]

But no, you're not reading into it. She went there, if you remember when Rip.

[Bobby Kelly]

She wanted to have her ass kicked.

[Big J Okerson]

So she knew she was gonna get her ass kicked. She knew she might get killed. She knows that this is gonna. And she knows her boy, her man Rip, who was Rip again, came in fat.

[Bobby Kelly]

Rip is why he was a couple minutes behind.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not why she left an hour before.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you're right. That's not cause Rip's fat. That's cause Cole Hauser's fat. He's not. He's a fat ginger with no sense of humor and a jerk off. Listen, but Rip.

[Big J Okerson]

We're talking about Rip.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. No, Rip.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm talking about Cole Hauser. I'm talking about Rip. Rip, you have a thing with Cole Hauser. Not Rip.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it bleeds in the Rip a bit. Turns out he's just a dumb simp who fucking moving out to some other fucking ranch to work a lot for very little money.

[Big J Okerson]

No, he has his own ranch. He bought another ranch.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right. But he said he could just kind of make ends meet with the bullshit they could do out there.

[Big J Okerson]

You're not looking at the whole picture.

[Bobby Kelly]

I am looking at the entire picture.

[Big J Okerson]

If you saw 191886 and 1923, and then you saw the whole thing with Yellowstone, they took that land from the Indians. The Indians came back and buried their people there. And he said, you can come here and visit, blah, blah, blah. It all goes back to the Indians, the original people, and will stay the way it was. And they were taking all that shit down to make it the way it was before they took it. Which is great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Which also I says, why I told you there's not Gonna be any more Yellowstone? The show Yellowstone?

[Big J Okerson]

No, I think they're gonna go a spinoff on it. On Yellowstone.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think I told you that's the answer. I read a thing.

[Big J Okerson]

Why are you so aggressive today?

[Bobby Kelly]

Because I said this to you yesterday and you went, no, it's going to be more Yellowstone. And I go. And then I didn't want to tell you. Well, they take the whole ranch down.

[Big J Okerson]

They take the whole ranch down. But I didn't know that. That's why I was. I was making a.

[Bobby Kelly]

But now you're saying I think they're going to spin it off when. I already told you that was the answer.

[Big J Okerson]

They're going to spin it off, but it's going to be.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't accept it. I know more about Yellowstone than you.

[Big J Okerson]

You don't because you're not reading into it. You think the episode sucked.

[Bobby Kelly]

It did suck.

[Big J Okerson]

No, it didn't. Look at this.

[Bobby Kelly]

You just. You will watch Cole Hauser do anything.

[Big J Okerson]

Listen, the fact that she can't have a kid was a big part of this. That Jamie took her, you know, right? Her. That her got her hysterectomy back in the day. She can't have a family. Well, actually, which made her. Wait, let me finish. She made her. Which made her this ruthless fucking bitch. That was awesome. That we loved. And at the end of it, she wound up having the family she never thought she was going to have with.

[Bobby Kelly]

Her first love, with Rip, but no kids.

[Big J Okerson]

And she has a kid, the kid they adopted, which is Rip.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, they stole the kid.

[Big J Okerson]

They didn't steal him. He had nowhere to go and they gave him a place to go. Like Rip.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. And then he grew three feet in a season.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, that's what happens as a child.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know. So she. So she never really. So she never really has a chance to raise a child because he came into the thing, I think he was like 8 and then he was like fucking 17.

[Big J Okerson]

She has a. She has a family that she never thought she was going. Going to have.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right. And a major alcohol problem.

[Big J Okerson]

Of course she has a major alcohol problem.

[Bobby Kelly]

And she. Everybody.

[Big J Okerson]

She doesn't anybody anymore.

[Bobby Kelly]

She will, though. She will not when she gets bored while he's out there on that ranch barely making ends meet.

[Big J Okerson]

She doesn't have to make ends meet. They own the ranch and she makes the money. She's the breadwinner.

[Bobby Kelly]

She ain't getting any younger.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I mean, listen, man, Cole doesn't care about that.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, he does.

[Big J Okerson]

He does not.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's a cowboy dude.

[Big J Okerson]

He doesn't care about that.

[Bobby Kelly]

They do.

[Big J Okerson]

He. She has the family now. Go to Casey. He's got what he wants, right? He's got his family. He chose. He had two passing go by. He could save the ranch.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait till that Indian wife starts aging like a fucking pear. You'll see that happen quick.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, this is. You really go in the negative route.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm trying to tell you. You're secluded from the world in these places. They choose to live, they want to live. Once you get unattracted to each other, it is over, man.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not. That's not the way.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just the way, you know, the cowboy way.

[Big J Okerson]

It's not the cowboy way. The cowboy.

[Bobby Kelly]

You probably don't know the cowboy way.

[Jacob]

I'm a cowboy.

[Big J Okerson]

Jacob knows the cowboy way.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob certainly knows.

[Jacob]

But I don't know the show, so I'm. I'm fast. So Rip ends up like he has no money after all these years on Yellowstone.

[Big J Okerson]

They have a lot of money.

[Bobby Kelly]

He could barely make ends meet on a ranch where he's got a few cows.

[Big J Okerson]

I think he's got 300.

[Jacob]

Where he's moving to the next Yellowstone.

[Big J Okerson]

No, he has a ranch and Beth makes the money.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, right. And then Casey is also gonna have a couple of cows on his thing.

[Big J Okerson]

300.

[Bobby Kelly]

They'll barely make ends meet.

[Big J Okerson]

They're gonna make ends meet.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's out buying cows with his son now on this place. They live where his son can only become a school shooter. Or kill himself.

[Big J Okerson]

No, they made a million something dollars off the ranch. They sold the ranch for A$25 an acre back to the reservation.

[Bobby Kelly]

If I was his son, I would go trans just to do something. Just to have something to do.

[Big J Okerson]

The only way to save the ranch was to give it back to the original owners, the Trans. And they made a deal. That's not trans. I'm sorry, it's the natives.

[Bobby Kelly]

The natives.

[Big J Okerson]

So they gave it back to the people that they took it from. Now. Now the government can't fuck with the native. They can't fuck with the native people.

[Bobby Kelly]

So here you go, you filthy Indians.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not what he said.

[Bobby Kelly]

Go back to cutting each other's heads off. What?

[Big J Okerson]

That's not what he said.

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought it was.

[Big J Okerson]

And he. With stipulations that we keep this part of it for Casey. They get a nice chunk of land to do their stuff on.

[Bobby Kelly]

And as long as you guys promise to go to sleep with these blankets every night. Thank you guys. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not what happened. It Summed it up perfectly. Jamie got murdered by Beth. Rip helped her and got rid of the body.

[Bobby Kelly]

And Casey's going to become an abusive husband.

[Big J Okerson]

And they made it so that Jamie's taking the hit for everything. And Jamie, she took the beating so that Jamie, it would look like Jamie beat the shit out of her because she confronted him on killing her father. And then Jamie took off and left. They don't know where he is. So everything got blamed on Jamie, which it should have been. Beth set that up. Rip came in, saved her. At the last moment, she stuck a knife right in his chest and said, I want to be the last thing you ever see. Died, got rid of the body. They got a farm. Casey got a farm. The land was back to where it was. Will never be touched by anything like the father wanted. And everybody's happy. Beth's got a family. Jamie's with his family. I mean Casey's with his family. They're not broke.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're all broke losers.

[Big J Okerson]

Beth is a multi millionaire. No, she's a multi millionaire.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's not though.

[Big J Okerson]

She's driving a Bentley, dude. She's a multi millionaire.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think it's going to be sold.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not going to be sold.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're going to sell that.

[Big J Okerson]

That is not probably for parts at this point.

[Bobby Kelly]

They're barely making ends meet.

[Big J Okerson]

What if that's the opening of yesterday? Yellowstone too, where she's like, we gotta sell the car. Ripsycle. We gotta sell the car for feed.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you want these heifers to eat or not?

[Big J Okerson]

The only part that sucked, the only part that took me out of it was when she leaned into the casket and went, I will avenge you. Yeah, that was bad.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really? That's it?

[Big J Okerson]

That was bad? What other parts?

[Bobby Kelly]

Fight between her and Jamie was so ridiculous.

[Big J Okerson]

I thought it was great that she got her ass kicked. She didn't just go in and beat Jamie's ass like she done in the past.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me tell you how much that plan, they didn't write that plan to be that plan. They gave. The way they led you into not knowing that was the plan was too far fetched. She came in, he didn't go unconscious after she beat him on the head with a tire iron multiple times. Then she bear sprayed him in the face.

[Big J Okerson]

Yep.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then took an ass kicking.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but then he could have been.

[Bobby Kelly]

He could have been dead from. I know, but he could have been dead and then also. Come on, Bobby. Even that he was opening the fridge to pour milk in his eyes. And it's like that horror movie shot, you know, when he closes the fridge. He was going to be there, like, waiting to yell when he closed. Come on, Bobby.

[Big J Okerson]

Everybody knows that fight was horrible. You use milk to.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a base.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, to get bear spray off your eyes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Of course, that's not my problem at all. It was the thing of, like, her waiting behind the. The fridge door when he closed it to do the surprise. It was. Was bad.

[Big J Okerson]

Listen, I thought it was a great episode. Summed up the whole thing nice and neat. A lot of violence, a lot of crazy, a lot of tears. You didn't cry when the father.

[Bobby Kelly]

They also sent a bunch of people. Everyone was just kind of like these characters. They're like, all right, well, let's get this all done in one scene, all right? You're gonna go work at a different ranch. You're just gonna go wander. You're gonna go work at that ranch. Bye. Bye. Everybody went their own ways.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Because that's what cowboys do, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

They go their own ways. No big thing.

[Jacob]

Right into the sunset.

[Big J Okerson]

They went into the sunset.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, that one went off to go find the girl singer.

[Big J Okerson]

Beautiful.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who can sing and perform for sure. But I'm telling you, he's only got about five years before she starts going down.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, every girl goes downhill with you, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, especially those ones.

[Big J Okerson]

No, he's. He went and he let that girl go to stay on the ranch, and he made a mistake.

[Bobby Kelly]

That girl's got a crazy ex for sure.

[Big J Okerson]

No, no.

[Bobby Kelly]

Without a doubt. And she's two guys in the band.

[Big J Okerson]

She's not anybody in the band.

[Bobby Kelly]

They do.

[Big J Okerson]

He's. He's. He's. That.

[Bobby Kelly]

I always heard that she's.

[Big J Okerson]

She's his Super Bowl.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah. That was a little cheesy, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. You're my Super Bowl.

[Big J Okerson]

I know. A little bad.

[Jacob]

I don't know if I'm going to watch this.

[Bobby Kelly]

He finds this. He finds this girl who he hung out with once. I talked to the singer one time.

[Big J Okerson]

They fell in love.

[Bobby Kelly]

They didn't fall in love in one night.

[Big J Okerson]

You fell in love with Christina one night.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I didn't. Fucked her in one night, though. Boom. No, I didn't.

[Big J Okerson]

You didn't have sex the first night?

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Christine]

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[Big J Okerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

Nothing. I think we just hung out.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I found that hard to believe.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sorry.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, me and Don, too. She sucked my dick on a rock.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, nice. Dude, I saw that happen at the gathering of Juggalos. That's how Juggalos meet. I saw dawn blowing the guy together in jugglers. I was surprised she was even there. It was hard to tell under the clown makeup. She goes for it. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. This chick here, she smelled like piss and lemonade.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. So she. So, yeah, they hung out one time, and then he came and he go. He came back around and was like, hey, I think I do Want to hang out with you. And then she goes, all right. I hope you're ready for life on a tour bus. And he's like, sure. He's just now on a tour bus with.

[Big J Okerson]

No, she's. You see, this is. That. This is what you do. That's not what happened. He said. She said, do you. Do you work on the. You have to go back through. He goes, no, I'm done. I. I'm done. I want to be with you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right?

[Big J Okerson]

And she. He was like.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's like, well, do you want to skirt. Skirt around with me while on my tour bus?

[Big J Okerson]

That's what he said. He said, how much do one of these guys make moving all your gear?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

She goes, more than a ranch. More than a cowboy on a ranch. And he was like, all right. And he. He's like, I'll work. I'll work for you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll make money doing this. I'll help you. I'll be on the road with you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right?

[Big J Okerson]

God, yeah.

[Jacob]

That sounds horrible.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thank you, Jacob. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

[Jacob]

What a.

[Big J Okerson]

What do you. What do you think? I'd rather work on a tour bus.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, this is Christine. I'm her roadie. That sounds great. She's yelling at me, hey, stupid, pick up my microphone. I gotta run out.

[Big J Okerson]

Scare you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Back off.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, but you get to sleep in the back queen bed on the back of the bus.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fuck that.

[Big J Okerson]

Not like Dane.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, you can't do that. Dane got the star lounge.

[Big J Okerson]

He wasn't supposed to. That really bugged me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, Bert has a star lounge. It's Bert's. But Bert owns the bus.

[Big J Okerson]

I understand that.

[Bobby Kelly]

That makes total sense because it's mostly him and his family.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not what bugs me about it. What bugs about it? When we were told about the bus, we all get bunks. The back lounge is a place to hang spot. And when they brought him into the bus, they were like, yes, it was a hang spot. And then another place to go on the bus, because you're on the bus a lot. Great. And then when they brought him back, they were like, oh, this can be. This is a lounge. Or you can make it into, like, a bedroom, like a queen bed. And he's like, oh, this can be like a. And he was like, make it that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, he made his bedroom. Like, I know what they'll do, right? Like where the. It's like a circle or, you know, what do you call it? Like a U couch.

[Big J Okerson]

Yep.

[Bobby Kelly]

And then you fill in the middle.

[Big J Okerson]

They filled in the middle, so it was just A beautiful, awesome bed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Damn.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, I was under, you know, Gary Gelman tooting all night, which I didn't mind.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jack off on the bus at all.

[Big J Okerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your stomach disagrees.

[Big J Okerson]

That wasn't mine. Somebody else's. Yes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. You have to.

[Big J Okerson]

I did. Yeah. I did.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have to.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a very low motion, though, because of the. When the bunk's low.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. You can't arch your back.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's the hardest when the bunk is. When the ceiling's, like, right there. You have to jerk off with limited wrist movement. Like, the ceiling's, like, right here.

[Big J Okerson]

It's like a casket jerking off in a casket. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. That's pretty brutal.

[Big J Okerson]

I thought it was a great episode. I cried twice. What? You didn't. Let me ask you a question.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

When she came in, when he was in the barn, the casket, and she walked in and broke down. That didn't make you feel anything?

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm having a hard time removing myself from the fact that this is all had to be written last second because Kevin. Kevin Costner was like, this show.

[Big J Okerson]

You guys suspend reality.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I can't.

[Big J Okerson]

What are you looking for? A boom mic.

[Bobby Kelly]

You ever see a boom mic in a movie? It's unbelievable. Yeah, it takes you right easy when that happens.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Two of the main characters end up having to work for a domineering woman.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Rip. Yeah, that's one. No, Rip.

[Jacob]

And then the others are. Roadie.

[Big J Okerson]

Rip is not working.

[Bobby Kelly]

Rip's gonna work all day.

[Jacob]

He said he's living off the millionaire.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, he's gonna live off of her while she gets drunk and fucks other guys all day.

[Big J Okerson]

She. She bought a farm way out in Montana, away from everything.

[Bobby Kelly]

She bought him a farm.

[Big J Okerson]

She goes, what do you think about this? This area over here? And he was like, well, it's away from everything and the winters are hard.

[Bobby Kelly]

But this is my alpha wife who bought me a farm. She allows me to. She allows me to cowboy while she makes real money.

[Jacob]

So what, he's going to contribute to her million dollar salary plus. Plus his 15,000 a year?

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, this is not cowboy talk. I don't know who you are right now.

[Jacob]

I don't know the situation.

[Big J Okerson]

The situation is this, is that she bought him, them, the family, a farm. So her new son and her husband.

[Bobby Kelly]

Rip, you guys go shovel bullshit while I get goofed up in the house.

[Big J Okerson]

She's going to continue to. She has millions, so they're just going to go live life as a family.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's going to be on Cam soda. Fucking flicking bean for young men.

[Jacob]

Christine, you didn't like it, the finale?

[Lou]

Yeah, it was. It was kind of. It was very. It was cartoonish.

[Big J Okerson]

You didn't. You didn't get emotional, Christine, when. When the father was in the barn with the casket?

[Bobby Kelly]

Nope.

[Big J Okerson]

Wow. You guys are just.

[Lou]

That's. Best character vampires. Best character is a little grating. You're like. It's like she's. You know, you want to, like, love her, but it's just, like, so obviously.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I get written by a dude.

[Lou]

Where you're like, you know, everything's about her.

[Big J Okerson]

Sexy.

[Lou]

And she's so violent.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm sorry.

[Lou]

Okay. I mean, I'm like, all right. Beth, she's, like, not a real character.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, you women are fucking hard to please. You really are. You want strong women characters, and then when they finally make one, you guys bitch about that. I mean, she is a. She is one of the best characters. You know what makes a good character?

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, she was one of the best characters on the show.

[Big J Okerson]

When you don't. When you don't look at her as a woman or you don't look at him as a black person or a Spanish person or a white person, you just love them.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at the shit. I look at Beth as a black woman.

[Big J Okerson]

Beth is one of the best characters ever written on tv.

[Lou]

I like, you know, what is this, five seasons? So it was really just this last season where I was like, I'm. Enough with Beth.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm going to say this out loud.

[Big J Okerson]

Fuck.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm going to say this out loud, and I don't care. Bobby, you're going to. I know you're racist, so you're not going to.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm not racist.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know a lot of you guys won't feel the same way because of the color lines you've drawn in your lives, but snowfall, 10 times better show than Yellowstone.

[Big J Okerson]

What the fuck is Snowfall? What's Snowfall?

[Bobby Kelly]

Maybe one of the best television shows I've ever watched in my life. It was so good. Front to back. It was about the beginning of the crack epidemic in la and the CIA, the government, bringing it in and making deals with, like, these, like, local hood kids. It's awesome.

[Lou]

It's great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Great. It's so good. And it ends perfectly. It's a perfect ending to a show.

[Big J Okerson]

I can't comment on it because I didn't even know it existed, but it's.

[Bobby Kelly]

One of the best shows I've ever seen.

[Big J Okerson]

It's best shows you've ever seen.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm Telling. Yeah. Lewis is one. Told me why I didn't watch it for so long. Because Lewis said it. Why?

[Big J Okerson]

Because his mother. Did he have his mother scene in it.

[Lou]

They say it's right. It's like. Like. It's like Breaking Bad.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's black. Breaking Bad.

[Lou]

Yeah. It's crack instead of meth.

[Bobby Kelly]

So good.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, so. So the CIA brought crack into the neighborhoods.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is new to you.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, I. Look, man, I've heard it, but I.

[Bobby Kelly]

Never Freeway Ricky Ross, dude. Yeah. The. The CIA were funding. They were trying to get wars to spread democracy throughout.

[Lou]

What was it fighting Communism, Nicaragua. By bringing coke into the country to get weapons.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's basically the Iran Contra stuff.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Happening at the time. And they're funding that they're funding the. The rebels in Nicaragua with. They're getting them weapons. So they have to make money to buy weapons. So Nicaragua, these places, their export they're able to have. And what the CIA has plenty of is cocaine. So they bring it, sell it for a good price to somebody in bulk. Who then. And that's like this kid here, Franklin Saint becomes the. Like, he's the local dealer.

[Big J Okerson]

He makes it into crack.

[Bobby Kelly]

A guy shows him how to make it into crack. And then he becomes like a crack kingpin over the.

[Lou]

It's him learning to make the scene of him learning to make crack is pretty out there.

[Big J Okerson]

But the government was just say, here's some coke. And then this guy made it into crack. Which became.

[Bobby Kelly]

They didn't care. Yeah. Once it got into the hands of whatever it was just they were getting it and they found that they could make this last a lot longer.

[Big J Okerson]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

And. And they've all become millionaires, like very like overnight.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, it sounds good to me. I'd watch that.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's violent.

[Big J Okerson]

Yep.

[Bobby Kelly]

Episode two. There's a guy on guy rape. Not in jail.

[Big J Okerson]

Would they rape him? Just rogue rape.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like prison rules? No, it's definitely like the. Gotta straighten this dude out. So. And then the two other guys that went with him didn't realize that he meant he was gonna fuck his ass while they had to listen in the other room.

[Lou]

That's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are.

[Bobby Kelly]

That is when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. Christine, when you're right, you're right. Perfect show, though. I'm telling especially. Cause it's like done. So it's like. And they knew it was ending, so they wrapped it good. So good.

[Big J Okerson]

I never. I never heard of it. Never heard of it. I'll watch it. I'll watch it over the break. I'll let you know when we come back if I think it holds up. You know, we just watched it and I like, I. People are bitching that Taylor Sheridan puts himself in these things too much. I love his character in Yellowstone. He's great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, he was just force fed into that last one. I get. I get. The thing is they're like, last hurrah. I get the thing. But like, I would have preferred better, cooler storytelling than force feeding me. Like, hey, look at all the characters in a scene where they're sitting around a table. Like, who gives a shit?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you don't have to wrap it all up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, Teeter, fuck off. No one cares.

[Big J Okerson]

How do you not? Why, of course you gotta teeters going to the new shows. The four Sixes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. She has to find out where there's new black cowboys.

[Lou]

Well, there's some.

[Bobby Kelly]

Once you get the taste.

[Big J Okerson]

And another strong woman character, by the way, Teeter, you don't think Tita is a strong woman character?

[Bobby Kelly]

Her name's Teeter. And I would punch her right in the face and drop her like a fucking bad habit. Tell me she's tough.

[Big J Okerson]

I think that Taylor Sheridan is probably one of the only guys that's putting real strong women characters out there. Like, lioness is fucking great. And I love that Beth got the shit kicked out of her. If she went and beat Jamie up is kind of stupid. You know what I mean? I love that Jamie, she knew she was probably going to get her ass kicked. She got her shots in. Jamie beat the shit out of her. She took a beating. That's insane. And then she knew Rip was going to come in and help her out and fucking. She was going to kill him.

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought so.

[Big J Okerson]

She did.

[Lou]

She's hoping.

[Big J Okerson]

She was hoping that'd be a better end if Rip never shows up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He was like, well, I got to go to work.

[Big J Okerson]

He's stuck in traffic.

[Lou]

Enough with this one.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know if you know this, but I'm where I'm barely going to be making ends meet when we move, so I have to go to work.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know, man. I thought it was great. And I love. I love the fact that this one of the strongest people in it as a female, it was like legit.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think she was one of the best characters in the show, if not the best.

[Big J Okerson]

The fact that a guy. You mentioned that a guy wrote that. I think it's amazing that a guy wrote a strong female character. That everybody loved. She should be praised for that, not fucking. Whatever she did.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's British too. British. Fuck her.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Women are sluts and sexy and strong. You're everything.

[Lou]

I'm getting naked in front of all the cowboys to piss off my guy.

[Big J Okerson]

When you put it like that.

[Lou]

Maybe really. Beth's car. I like Beth. I do like the character Beth strong. But it's just so obviously like written by man. That's just it.

[Big J Okerson]

I really don't like the Christine's ruining Beth for me right now.

[Lou]

Look. This is a. This kind of sums it up. The this meme I saw. And it's just like a girl in a sexy outfit smoking a cigarette with a beer. And it says male authors trying to show a woman at rock bottom.

[Big J Okerson]

What do you guys want? I mean, what do you want? You want to wear? You want to be. You want to have a martini and a fucking little dog?

[Lou]

Do you know what girls at rock bottom actually look like, Bobby?

[Bobby Kelly]

I say we run them. I say we just run them out.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, listen, is there a such.

[Bobby Kelly]

Thing as a male separatists. All color is welcome. But just dudes.

[Big J Okerson]

It's called the 50s. The good old days. The greatest generation when they didn't vote.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just dudes. Straight dudes.

[Big J Okerson]

I like the fact that there's even in Lioness the stars of the show are all. All women.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, all women.

[Big J Okerson]

Badass fucking women. I mean, I mean. But they. He. I like the way he writes the women because they're. It's realistic. It's not this.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big J Okerson]

It's not like Marvel the way Marvel. You know, Black Widow.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'd say far more than Marvel. Yeah. I mean Beth has survived being completely on fire.

[Big J Okerson]

She's. She got blown up.

[Bobby Kelly]

She got blown up. I mean car accidents, kidnappings. Oh. You know.

[Lou]

A character I really didn't like the way more than Beth was the, the. The later female character.

[Big J Okerson]

The mole.

[Lou]

Did she have a mole? The brunette that was like from the company trying. Yeah, the ranch. Her character really bugged me too.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I actually.

[Bobby Kelly]

She got her box much though on the show, which is very sexy.

[Big J Okerson]

But she had that mole that I couldn't get over. I can't if it.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't see it if you're Munch box.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I know. But you know it's there cuz the sun hits it and then there's a shadow that goes down on your face.

[Bobby Kelly]

That would suck, dude. Just a long shadow on this little tiny mole. But it's just. The sun's coming in.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you can tell. It's 6:00 because of her mole.

[Bobby Kelly]

She gets sundial face.

[Big J Okerson]

Get it off.

[Jacob]

I think you'll like Landman because the. The. There's two strong female char. They're. They're strong, but they're girly girls. But they're strong personalities.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, the lawyer and Landman. That.

[Jacob]

She's.

[Big J Okerson]

She's a badass about the. I love that. It's not.

[Jacob]

No, no, wait till.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're gonna love women.

[Jacob]

No, you're gonna love the daughter and.

[Big J Okerson]

The mom, but the lawyer is the too. She's really good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who's Ali Larder? She's trying to show she still got it.

[Big J Okerson]

She does.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's showing ass. Yeah, she does.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, in a big way. She's hotter than the daughter and the daughter's smoking hot. But she's smoking.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's had a strange career. Right. Final Destination movies. She was in those for a while. Then she wasn't. Wasn't she? The whipped cream bikini in Friday Night Lights.

[Jacob]

She's nude in this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Then she had the. Then she did a Jay and Silent Bob where she. That's the funny. One of the funniest scenes. She does all the stuff to get through the. Like, she's trying to get through the laser beam defense system.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

And they're all dressed in. Like. Her and the other girls are all dressed in leather and she does, like, all the cartwheels and stuff to get through. And then she lands. Just cracks a fart and it sends off the alarm. Pretty funny.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I like when a pretty girl's willing to do a fart joke.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Where's Jenny McCarthy? Singer.

[Big J Okerson]

He's got that show. He's got Lioness. He's got Sandman. Tulsa. Tulsa. King was good, but it ended good. Ended good, but it was over. It was a little. No, it's going on. Season three.

[Bobby Kelly]

Season two got better.

[Big J Okerson]

Season two got better. It was a little. A little cheesy, but it got better towards the end.

[Bobby Kelly]

Isn't it a comedy show, though?

[Big J Okerson]

No, it's. It's funny. There's humor in it, but it's a drama. But it's more of a. It's more of a.

[Jacob]

It's Dallas.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. With a mob.

[Jacob]

With a mob twist. With action in it.

[Big J Okerson]

It was pretty good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay.

[Big J Okerson]

A little all over the place this season, but I liked it. I mean, I think. And then. What's the other one? He's got the one with Jeremy Renner, mayor of Kingston. Kingstown is good, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

You watch it?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. What do you say? Like that for. I don't like when you accuse me with a question.

[Bobby Kelly]

Time to watch all this tv.

[Big J Okerson]

Because, dude, I had. That's all I do.

[Jacob]

I think they're all updated. Dallas's. But that's good thing. I mean that in a good way.

[Big J Okerson]

Me and Don, when Max goes to school, we come up, we watch our shows. I told you. We live our day in reverse. Most, he was involved in Sons of Anarchy. And most. We watch our. During the day.

[Bobby Kelly]

What did he do in Sons of Anarchy?

[Big J Okerson]

He was. He was on it. He was on it.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, he was on it. He was in. He was in it.

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, he was.

[Bobby Kelly]

He.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, he's got a pretty wild career. He was, I think, a stunt guy, too.

[Bobby Kelly]

Little muscly dude.

[Big J Okerson]

He's. He's got some tea, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's super jacked.

[Big J Okerson]

He makes me want to do testosterone. I think I'm. I think I'm gonna start doing tea.

[Bobby Kelly]

I like that. Yeah. Can I shoot it in your ass?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, you shoot my ass. That's where it's going.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, of course. It's where it has to go.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm gonna get yoked.

[Bobby Kelly]

Give you a little ass jab with the needle.

[Big J Okerson]

I think I'm gonna.

[Jacob]

You keep saying he's short. Is he a short king?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah, he's short.

[Jacob]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

For sure.

[Big J Okerson]

How tall is he? I don't think he's as short as Jacob. No offense.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's not clinically short.

[Big J Okerson]

Is Jacob clinically short?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

Is he?

[Jacob]

I'll answer that.

[Bobby Kelly]

It sucks.

[Big J Okerson]

You have a disease.

[Bobby Kelly]

It sucks to be short. But it sucks to be short enough that a doctor says maybe there's something. Something we can do. Like, that's.

[Big J Okerson]

If you try this how. Yeah, there he is. He was a cop.

[Lou]

Different.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he was the shitty cop.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Lou]

Until you told us that that was Taylor Sheridan, I thought that that character was, like, just a horse trainer that they put in the show. Yeah, like, I didn't know that. It was like. I thought it was somebody that they, like, made an act.

[Big J Okerson]

Those are all. Those are all his horses. And he owns.

[Lou]

I knew he owned stuff. I just know he knew how to do anything.

[Big J Okerson]

He owns the four sixes. He bought that thing. He sucks. Oh, dude. How can he suck, huh? He's got all these great shows on tv.

[Bobby Kelly]

Cole Hower sucks.

[Big J Okerson]

No. Well, yeah, I.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, you the guy with a bigger ego than him.

[Big J Okerson]

Can I defend Cole Hower for a second?

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

I just. Let me just say this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me just say this. Hang on one second. Wow. All right, listen.

[Lou]

Wow, Bobby, what have you dedicated your life to?

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

I just want to say something. Something. You're out of show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can you just give me the list of names that you're fine with yelling out during your show? That'll be fine, because they're who they are.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm just saying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fonzie.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what?

[Bobby Kelly]

Not Henry Winkler. It would have to actually be Fonzie.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm just saying he's up in the balcony, fucking, probably drunk. Doesn't want to be bugged.

[Bobby Kelly]

He wasn't being bugged.

[Big J Okerson]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Nobody bugged him. They acknowledged that he was there, which was a thing, and he just said that this guy rules.

[Big J Okerson]

You know what I found out about the. The roast?

[Bobby Kelly]

Huh?

[Big J Okerson]

There was a couple people that took a hot one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did you? Yeah. Who talked to you?

[Big J Okerson]

I talked. I. I did a little research, my friend, and a couple people.

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought everybody was great.

[Big J Okerson]

No, that is a Hollywood J. Hollywood J. There's a couple people that took a.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do they say eye bombs, Hot one?

[Big J Okerson]

No. You did great. I heard you did great. There's a couple people. Don't. Don't try to think.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think you're lying.

[Big J Okerson]

You were there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know. That's why I think you're lying.

[Big J Okerson]

Somebody took a hot one. A couple people took a hot one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everyone did fantastic.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not a true statement.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's a true statement. It was amazing.

[Big J Okerson]

No, actually, one of the persons that took a hot one got told by. By Kid Rock he took a hot one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did he? You know, I didn't know that.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah. Somebody. Somebody who took a hot one actually talked about taking a hot one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who?

[Big J Okerson]

Why don't you think back to the roast? Think about who went up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Everybody being pretty great.

[Big J Okerson]

What's that?

[Jacob]

Would you write it, or would you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Rather me write it and guess? You want to make right guesses. The audience is gonna hate this.

[Big J Okerson]

No, I love. Nah, dude, come on. It's comedy.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, he told you that.

[Big J Okerson]

We're just doing comedy.

[Bobby Kelly]

He told you that?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. What are you telling me? I didn't say anything.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes, you did.

[Big J Okerson]

I just said we're doing comedy.

[Bobby Kelly]

You said a Mark Norman impression.

[Big J Okerson]

I did not do it. I don't do impressions. That's the last guy. That's the last guy. I don't do those.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think Mark did fantastic.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, great. Everybody did great.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did Mark tell you he didn't do well?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, you said Kid Rock told somebody they bombed.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe you were there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I wasn't but you said you got some intel.

[Big J Okerson]

You have intel because I wasn't there.

[Bobby Kelly]

I wasn't there there. I was in my own head outside. I don't know if you remember, Bobby. There's no quite evidence of me being there other than the tales people will tell. I am legend, but I don't know. You can't tell I was there in anything. A picture of the dais. There's pictures that I was like. I'm pretty sure I was there for this moment, but I don't remember us all getting together for a picture. Like, they waited for me to leave and then went, okay, let's do the picture now. As soon as I got out of the room. But I was also always out of the room.

[Lou]

You were never in the room.

[Big J Okerson]

You weren't in the room when you were in the room?

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I walked into every room and it would be shoulder to shoulder and I would go, nope. And I go right back outside.

[Big J Okerson]

But how. There's pictures of the deist.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

On the Internet and you're not in those.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know.

[Big J Okerson]

How did they take a photo?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm behind Josh, Bert, and it's crazy. I don't remember who.

[Big J Okerson]

You know, I mean, everybody's best.

[Bobby Kelly]

Steve O Stevo got hugged. He wasn't even on the roast. He was just there. Maybe they thought Josh front and center. I don't know how I'm not in that standing up and clapping thing.

[Big J Okerson]

They literally scanned by you.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's. Yeah, I. I mean, I'm definitely physically in the picture. Just I guess covered up. Not in that at all.

[Lou]

Weren't you sitting right next to his wife?

[Bobby Kelly]

No.

[Lou]

Oh.

[Bobby Kelly]

Didn't know most of this stuff even happened.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, photo Jelly Roll was there. Video Jelly Roll show everybody. There's the. I mean, Jesus.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't remember this moment at all. No. No recollection of that.

[Big J Okerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean. I mean, it's. I mean, I'm next to Mark. Where I am is next to Norman.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Weird.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, that's the. That's the. Nope.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like, almost diagonal. My hair kinda.

[Big J Okerson]

Nope. Nowhere. Did you hear. Did you see the video of Jelly Stone? They. I mean, Jelly Stone, Jelly Stone, Jelly Roll, where he was talking about how he's gonna take over this country. No, you didn't see that. Someone had, like, looked like hidden video.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And he's basically talking about, like, before he popped. Yeah, before he popped. Like, right when he was about to. We're gonna take this over.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, yeah, if you want to, we could do that. You want to just Dominate country music.

[Big J Okerson]

I'd love to.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm telling you, in a week's time, we could write a. A top 40 country hit.

[Big J Okerson]

I say when we. We do it on the break, and then we. We come back and we record it and see if that happens. How great would that be to have our own tour bus? We were just touring as a country.

[Bobby Kelly]

Duo doing one song that would rule.

[Jacob]

Before we go to break. Can I.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can. Me and you can write a fantastic country song with zero effort musically. We don't know what the. We're going to do.

[Big J Okerson]

Let's write it about the. The jelly. The jelly roll roast and who bombed and who did good. Like some people can only be about.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who did good because there's no bombs.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay, well, I'll sing my part. You.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whatever Kid Rock said to you. I don't know if you know, Kid Rock was hammered next to Cole, how he almost caught a little shrapnel.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, there I am. Look at my hair. My head a little bit.

[Jacob]

Oh, that is you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Those.

[Jacob]

Ey, that's not in the video. That's a still picture.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that's a still picture that Josh.

[Big J Okerson]

Put up of just your perfect eyebrows.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Having a good eyebrow day though, huh? Really?

[Big J Okerson]

Are you getting beautiful eyebrows and beautiful, lovely, luscious eyes?

[Jacob]

We need to bring.

[Big J Okerson]

We gotta take a break.

[Jacob]

Google says Taylor Sheridan is 5:10.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that's not a pip squeak.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not a pip squeak. I'm five eight and a quarter.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, sorry.

[Big J Okerson]

That's movie star height.

[Bobby Kelly]

Of course. Yeah, yeah. You guys are super tall. Okay, we'll be right back, everybody, after the break. It's the bonfire.

[Big J Okerson]

I don't like your attitude today. Why do most of the Fortune 500 rely on Databricks to power their data and AI strategy?

[Bobby Kelly]

Because only databricks simplifies everything from data.

[Big J Okerson]

Ingestion and governance to ML and Genai.

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