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Nick Jonas
Hey, guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.
Lance
I'm Joe.
Kevin Jonas
I'm Kevin.
Nick Jonas
And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called hey Jonas.
Kevin Jonas
We invented a podcast.
Nick Jonas
Well, we didn't invent it.
Adele
We.
Nick Jonas
We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts.
Kevin Jonas
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Nick Jonas
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Robert Smigel
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Dave Attell to David Letterman help make you funnier on this episode. My guests, Bob Odenkirk and Kids in The Hall's Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tay Zon Day be famous again.
You know, people love alternate universe shows, right? Those very big. Right now, what if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular?
Kevin Jonas
Well, and they could travel the land doing meet and greets and solving crimes.
DJ Envy
No, like they're constantly needed at malls, either for signings or. Because that's where a murder took place.
Robert Smigel
Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends from iheartmedia and big money players. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Handler
This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, we have some fantastic guests like Emilia Clarke.
Nick Jonas
When, like, young people come up to me and they want to be an actor or whatever, my first thing is always, can you think of anything else that you can do?
Chelsea Handler
I'd rather be disappointed in.
Nick Jonas
Do that.
Chelsea Handler
David Oyelowo.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love this podcast.
DJ Envy
Whether it's therapy or relationships or religion
Charlamagne Tha God
or sex or addiction, or you just
DJ Envy
go straight for the gut.
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Dennis Leary, Gaten Matarazzo from Stranger Things, Tana Mongeau, Camilla Marrone, Carrie, Kenny Silver, and more. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Adele
Remember now, that is how they choose.
DJ Envy
Call in now. 800-585-1051.
Adele
Let me tell y' all something, man.
DJ Envy
I just ate a blueberry muffin. That's so good. I don't know why. That blueberry muffin was just warm, and it was just toasted the right way with just the right amount of butter. Oh, my God. It's the little things in life. You hear me? Donkey of the day for Friday, May 29, is the People's donkey. This is when I allow you, the people, to call in and give someone the credit they deserve for being stupid. Who do you think deserves the biggest Hee Haw? And, you know, Donkey of the Day does not discriminate. So. Good morning.
Val
Just Val. What's going on? Good morning. Good morning.
DJ Envy
Hey, Val, who you want to get a bigger student?
Val
Yes, it is your favorite star, Jess.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up, Val? Go away. My bad. Go away.
Lance
It's all right.
Val
I got two donkeys.
DJ Envy
Yes, ma'.
Charlamagne Tha God
Am.
Val
The first donkey is whoever vets the calls. Because if Trav can get on this damn line every morning, how come Jess's favorite stud can't get on once every six months?
DJ Envy
Well, when Trav calls, Envy answers the phone, and Envy always lets him through the back door, if you know what I mean.
Stacy
That is not how.
DJ Envy
It's like him and Stacy, so.
Stacy
That is not true.
Val
We know Envy likes his back door, but it's all right.
DJ Envy
That's right. I'm glad that the community knows.
Charlamagne Tha God
But Envy is supposed to love all gays, so if you're going to let you know, Travis, you got to let my favorite stood.
Stacy
Nobody comes to my back door. Okay? I don't know what he's talking about. Yes, continue, Val. I'm sorry.
Val
And then Donkey of the day number two goes to y'. All.
Lance
Today is May 29th.
Val
Last time y' all was live on Twitch was May 1st. What are y' all doing? You know I'm religious with you guys.
DJ Envy
Okay, well, guess what. We're going live June 1st on Netflix. How about that?
Val
On Netflix. I know. Trust me, I have it saved in my phone. I'm ready.
DJ Envy
So you'll be able to engage with us right there on Netflix like you would do screaming with us on Twitch. You can call in and you'll actually be on the actual Netflix broadcast. If you call in and you can hit us up on social media. Val. Come on, Val.
Val
Well, let whoever knows that when they answer the phone, my phone number comes up as these nuts. If they say these nuts come up on the.
Stacy
They need to answer, I'm looking at. It says nuts Deez. Right?
DJ Envy
That's what.
Stacy
It's not these.
Val
Yes, yes. That's what it comes up. It doesn't say Val. It says these nuts. Number three. Jeff.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up, babe?
Val
My. My white wife ordered your book. I can't wait for you to come back to Virginia in November. I already got my tickets. DJ Envy. My white wife bought me the tickets to the car show. I'm gonna be out there.
Stacy
You got a call. You got a call. Bring your car to the car show. I know you got a call.
Val
Yo, DJ Envy, I'm a stud. You know I got a Honda.
DJ Envy
That's all right.
Stacy
Bring that Honda.
DJ Envy
I know you got some rims in
Stacy
it or something like that.
Val
Oh, oh, yeah. Yo, it's too style. Of course I'll bring it. I'm bringing it.
DJ Envy
Can I ask you a question? How do you think Dr. Umar feels about you being team White Meat?
Stacy
Wow.
Val
I love. I love Dr. Umar, but I also love my body. And if it ain't white, it ain't right.
DJ Envy
God damn. Wow.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Stacy
Goodbye.
Val
It's got. It's got to be white meat. No, dark.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Charlamagne Tha God
Veil white.
DJ Envy
Have a good day. Bye, though.
Val
But I'm gonna let you know Lauren can get it, though.
DJ Envy
Hey, I am totally.
Stacy
I definitely don't respect you now, Val.
Robert Smigel
Goodbye.
Val
Bye, guys.
DJ Envy
Good morning. Who's this?
Jamal
Hey, yo, Jamal.
DJ Envy
Yo, Jamal. Who you want to get the biggest? He hawk to Jamal, and I want
Adele
to give it to DJ Envy.
DJ Envy
What do you do?
Jamal
And every time I be listening to you, I'll be hearing Charlotte scapping on you, on how light skin you are and how gay you is. And you got the power of the ringer. I know he don't like that, Mayo. Male power from my man Eminem, but he got that Charlotte. Hey, every day. Doesn't matter what I say. You should be playing that every time he's spitting.
Stacy
So what I should do? What I should do to fight back on this, on this guy. What should I say about. Help me out, sir?
Jamal
I just gave you. I just gave you the answer. You need to be spitting that Eminem sack on him. You don't like it?
DJ Envy
He's talking about Eminem had mentioned me in a song one time, and he said charlamagne gonna hate anyway or Something like that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Eminem said that?
DJ Envy
Yes.
Val
Wow. Yeah.
DJ Envy
So he's telling you that you should sample it, and you should sample it. Oh, yeah.
Stacy
Okay.
DJ Envy
All right.
Stacy
I'll try that, sir.
DJ Envy
Thank you.
Jamal
If not, I got a sample for you right now, if you want to hear it.
Stacy
Yeah, go ahead. Go.
Jamal
All right.
Val
I need. I need.
Jamal
Jeff, are you there?
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm here. What's going on?
DJ Envy
How are you?
Jamal
Hey, girl, I need your help. I need. Every time I say bar of soap, you say bar soap back, okay? Okay.
DJ Envy
Oh, I wish I was a little bar soap Bar soap.
Jamal
Oh, I wish I was a little bar soap Bar soap I go slip, flip and slide all over your behind oh, I wish I was a little
Charlamagne Tha God
bar of soap Bar of soap.
Jamal
Yeah, you can play that for him anytime. He says that to you.
Stacy
Okay.
DJ Envy
I'm gonna be honest, man. I think Netflix need to rethink this whole putting us on live. I think Netflix. Netflix. Y' all need to rethink this, man. Hey, I think I want to take back this. That request of going live. Netflix. What the hell was that? Let's forget that. That I ever brought that up.
Val
No.
DJ Envy
Good morning. Who's this?
Lance
What's up, y'?
Val
All?
Lance
This is Lance from Columbus, Ohio. How you feeling, Lance?
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning from Columbus, Ohio.
DJ Envy
Who you want to get a biggest he haw to, Lynn?
Lance
I got two. The first one goes to my amazing husband. Shout out to you, Kevon, Why you hit the snooze 12 times this morning?
DJ Envy
Because he was tired.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's me.
Lance
No, he won't. No, he won't. He was up playing Call of Duty. Nobody told you to be up until the middle of night doing that, knowing you had to get up at 6:00'.
Val
Clock.
DJ Envy
Well, why you ain't make him go play Call of Booty? That's your fault.
Val
Out of your mind.
Lance
Things. People got stuff to do. Charlemagne, y' all was just talking about that mess this morning.
Val
Relax,
DJ Envy
Crazy man. You know what, Yo, Women just don't want men to be happy, man. If that man was playing his game and that was what, you know, caused him to unwind and relax, why he can't have it, then? You don't want to give.
Lance
Okay, I'm gonna let you finish. I'mma let you finish. But this is not what I'm calling for this morning. And this ain't you. You projecting.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Stacy
Told that talk.
DJ Envy
Anything else, Lynn?
Lance
Y the second one. Check this out. I went to go see the Michael Jackson movie about four times.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Lance
And I'm giving a donkey for the little boy.
Charlamagne Tha God
The young one.
Lance
Yes, child. The one that played Michael.
DJ Envy
Baby.
Charlamagne Tha God
Baby Michael.
Val
Why terrible.
DJ Envy
Wasn't nobody in that movie. Michael.
Jamal
Paris.
Lance
See y' all are glazing this morning.
Val
I don't like the glazing.
DJ Envy
That's why your man want to play Call of Duty and not talk to you. That's exactly why somebody want. That's why he rather play Call of Duty than talk to you.
Charlamagne Tha God
She actually do need some pain. She need to go sit on her husband. You know what I'm saying? And get right yo you.
DJ Envy
You little man. Anything else, Lynn. Lynn, anything else?
Lance
Is anything else for you. Shout on a though.
DJ Envy
I love you too, Lynn. Have a great day.
Charlamagne Tha God
Lynn is funny.
DJ Envy
Good morning. Who's this?
Adele
Hey, good morning. This is Adele.
DJ Envy
Hey, Adele.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning.
DJ Envy
Like the singer, he.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, he called it back every time. And you ask him that every time? Yes.
Adele
Oh, you can just call me Mr. Baltimore 2 7. I know you want to go back.
Val
Yes.
DJ Envy
I don't know. Well, you want to get the biggest he haw to Mr. Baltimore Two Step.
Adele
Unfortunately, my brother gotta give it to you because I'm in the front of the congregation.
DJ Envy
I'm here. What's happening.
Adele
I thought long and hard about this, but you do so much for the people and it's even a privilege just to give them a call and the favors you do. But what you did the cupcake man was unacceptable.
DJ Envy
Who the hell is what I did? Give me Stacy.
Stacy
Stacy.
Adele
He called up on a Monday and he said, can you get a vendor for the. I think it was a Saturday. And he said yes. He imagined the pep in the stepped out the week telling all his friends, I'm going to the breakfast. I'm going to the I heart event to sell my cupcakes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
DJ Envy
That's not what happened. So the reason.
Adele
But the reason.
DJ Envy
That's not what happened.
Adele
The reason I'm getting donkey. Not because what you did because it's a privilege. I'm getting you because you played dumb. He calls back and you said, oh, I thought you wanted to just come to the event.
DJ Envy
First of all. First of all. After you say just come. Speak faster.
Charlamagne Tha God
First of all.
DJ Envy
Okay. Second of all, he said he wanted to come to the Black Effect podcast festival. He didn't say he wanted to come there to sell cupcakes. Okay. I had no idea he wanted to sell cupcakes. All right.
Adele
That's what I thought, too. You specifically said talk to Dolly. So you played dumb. That's why I feel talked to Dolly.
DJ Envy
Is anything. Is there Anything else?
Adele
I'm playing.
Lance
I'm playing.
DJ Envy
Well, thank you.
Adele
It depends every time. Y'. All, let's get on. So I'm not gonna. I can't be mad at them, but I feel bad for him.
DJ Envy
We appreciate you. You are right, Adele.
Charlamagne Tha God
You are right. He was gonna be a vendor, and then he was like, no, I just thought you wanted to come.
DJ Envy
Well, hold on. Adele, if you feel bad for Stacy, do something to make him feel better.
Charlamagne Tha God
Ooh.
DJ Envy
Goodbye, Adele.
Stacy
Thank you, Adele.
DJ Envy
Del, you know what? You know, goodbye, Adele.
Stacy
No, I'm just saying, goodbye, Adele.
DJ Envy
Hello? You don't got nothing to say now?
Charlamagne Tha God
He hung up on Adele.
DJ Envy
Oh, hello. Don't hang up now, okay?
Stacy
What's wrong with you?
DJ Envy
But also, that's a thing called protocol. You got to follow protocol. Okay, don't that. You gotta. You gotta follow protocol. Yes.
Stacy
You just can't walk in building.
DJ Envy
Go talk to that. Things you have to do.
Stacy
You gotta get approvals, permits, especially when you're selling food.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's true.
Stacy
Donkey today, man.
DJ Envy
Say, say, say, say it.
Stacy
Well, I'm not thanking you, but that was your donkey of the day. What do you usually do today?
Jamal
Charlemagne.
DJ Envy
Leave me alone. It's the people's donkey, okay? We do it every Friday, 1-800-585-1051. You can call up and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull. Lame. Soft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael the Bull dot com. That's MichaeltheBull dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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Number one hits. Millions of records sold awards, sold out tours. You think the Jonas brothers are satisfied?
Nick Jonas
Nope.
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It's podcast time.
Kevin Jonas
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
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A Jonas is available now and their first guest is a big one, Paul Rudd.
Nick Jonas
You know, Steve Carell is a great singer. Didn't he tell you not to audition at the office or something? I told him, whoa. We were filming Anchorman. Clearly I was the idiot. Thank God he didn't listen to me, right?
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Listen to.
Kevin Jonas
Hey, Jonas on the IHEARTRADIO app, Apple
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Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Robert Smigel
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Dave Attel to David Letterman help make you funnier on this episode. My guests Bob Odenkirk and kids in the halls Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tayzon Day be fun famous again.
You know people love alternate universe shows, right? Those are very big right now. What if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular?
Kevin Jonas
Well, and they could travel up the land doing meet and greets and solving crimes?
DJ Envy
No, like they're constantly needed at malls either for signings or because that's where murder took place place.
Robert Smigel
Humor me with Robert Smigel and friends from iheartmedia and big money players. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Charlamagne Tha God
shape my behavior and that can lead
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Date: May 29, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Producer: The Black Effect Podcast Network & iHeartPodcasts
This playful, community-driven episode is focused on “The People’s Donkey,” a recurring Friday segment where listeners call in to nominate their own “donkey of the day”—someone who deserves public shaming for foolish behavior. Hosted by DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, and Charlamagne Tha God, the show features classic Breakfast Club banter, running jokes about the show’s live streaming, playful shade between hosts, and plenty of interaction with listeners who share humorous gripes about friends, family, and even the hosts themselves.
[03:26] Val calls in, humorously nominating the call vetting team and the Breakfast Club hosts themselves.
Val complains about being locked out of calls and the show not being "live on Twitch" since May 1, then expressing excitement for the upcoming live stream on Netflix.
Classic on-air banter about call-ins and the hosts’ relationships with fans like Trav and call-vetting favoritism.
Val jokes that their call shows up as “these nuts” in the caller ID.
Humorous back-and-forth with Jess Hilarious and DJ Envy about car shows, Val’s Honda, and interracial dating preferences.
Playful shade from the hosts about Val’s interest in Lauren (“Lauren can get it, though.” – Val [05:54])
"The People's Donkey" episode epitomizes the Breakfast Club’s blend of unfiltered humor, authenticity, and interactive radio. The hosts field calls from devoted listeners airing funny everyday grievances and personal nominations for the infamous “donkey of the day” title. The show is full of running gags, quick-witted banter, and real-time engagement—a testament to why The Breakfast Club maintains its status as “The World’s Most Dangerous Morning Show.” Whether reliving past cupcake-related confusion, teasing about partners who game too much, or just passing shade about relationships, the episode is a comedic slice of urban culture and community radio at its best.