DONKEY: Florida Teen Spits On Bar Manager After Getting Escorted Out For Having S*x In Bathroom

Summary

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The Breakfast Club – Donkey of the Day: Florida Teen Spits On Bar Manager After Getting Escorted Out For Having Sex In Bathroom

Episode Date: August 4, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God

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Episode Overview

In this episode, The Breakfast Club’s “Donkey of the Day” segment (featuring Charlamagne Tha God) spotlights a shocking incident from Florida: a 19-year-old woman named Haley Serball is escorted out of a bar for having sex in the bathroom—and, when confronted by staff, escalates matters by spitting on the female manager. Charlamagne unpacks the story with his signature blend of humor, exasperation, and moral commentary, reflecting on generational differences, accountability, and why certain disrespectful actions “deserve an ass-beating.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Incident: Setting the Scene

[02:20]

• Charlamagne kicks off with trademark flair, noting:

  "Donkey of the day for Tuesday, August 4th, goes to a 19 year old Florida woman name Haley Serball. What does your Uncle Charlotte always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception."

• Haley Serball is caught having sexual intercourse in the bathroom of a bar/restaurant at 1 AM.
• She's only 19—Charlamagne highlights the embarrassment her parents must feel and notes:

  "It's going to be kind of triggering for fathers... one of a father's worst nightmares."

2. Doubling Down: From Bad to Worse

[03:30]

• After being confronted for her actions and escorted out, Haley spits in the face of Kalina Conklin, the bar’s 37-year-old female manager.
• Charlamagne’s incredulity:

  "You are completely in the wrong. And you decided to spit in the face of the female manager of the Spot..."

• He lampoons the behavior as "horror behavior" and highlights how both her actions—public sex and spitting—cross serious boundaries.

3. On Respect and Generational Accountability

[04:30]

• Charlamagne reflects on changing societal norms and the decline of direct consequences:

  "We are losing recipes as a society because those of us from a certain era wouldn't dare to do some of the things these kids are doing. And the only reason they are doing them is because they've never been punched in the face for their actions, okay?"

• Delivers an old-school perspective:

  "Getting beat up for something you did to someone slows a lot of this foolishness down."

• On the severity of spitting:

  "Spitting on someone is considered a crime. It is classified as battery because it's unwanted or offensive physical contact. It actually should legally get you beat up in all 50 states."

4. 'Start the Violence' Movement

[05:10]

• In tongue-in-cheek fashion, Charlamagne proposes:

  "That's why I propose we must have a start the violence movement, for certain circumstances, okay? Because people are not learning from the consequences of their actions."

• Emphasizes that spitting is "one of the most disrespectful things you can do" and not a valid tool for resolving conflict.

5. A Call for Emotional Intelligence

[05:50]

• Advice for young people:

  "You kids better start going to see a therapist or a counselor and learn how to develop emotional intelligence, okay? You better build self awareness. Learn self regulation and empathy."

• Alternative to aggression: Walk away, vent on social media, but don't resort to disgusting, disrespectful behavior.

6. Classic 'Donkey' Treatment: Remy Ma Shoutout & Crew Banter

[06:35]

• Signature "Hee Haw" drop from Remy Ma punctuates the segment.
• The crew debates whether age should matter:

  Charlamagne: "I don't want to hear that [she's] only 19."
  Jess Hilarious: "The woman, Kayleen, she was 37 years old. She had every right to put belt to ass to that."
  DJ Envy: "To whip her right out."

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Memorable Quotes

• Charlamagne Tha God [02:52]:

  "Ma'am, you got caught inviting people to Tuna town in the bathroom of a bar restaurant. You are completely in the wrong."

• Charlamagne Tha God [04:55]:

  "Spitting on someone is considered... battery because it's unwanted or offensive physical contact. It actually should legally get you beat up in all 50 states."

• Charlamagne Tha God [05:58]:

  "Your saliva is not a conflict resolution tool, okay? But my hands and feet will resolve you putting that saliva on me."

• Charlamagne Tha God [06:53]:

  "Are you dumb? I don't hear that. They only 19. Okay? Yeah, I don't want to hear that either."

• Jess Hilarious [06:54]:

  "She had every right to put belt to ass to that."

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 02:20 — Charlamagne introduces the Donkey of the Day and opens the story
• 03:30 — Details emerge about the confrontation and the spitting incident
• 04:30 — Commentary on respect, generational shifts, and “losing recipes”
• 05:10 — Proposal for a “Start the Violence Movement”
• 05:50 — Emotional intelligence advice for youth
• 06:35 — Remy Ma “Hee Haw” drop and crew’s age-related debate

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Final Thoughts

This episode’s Donkey of the Day masterfully combines comedic ridicule and moral reflection. Charlamagne’s sharp takes on public embarrassment, disrespect, and the consequences (or lack thereof) for “doing too much” in the age of social media elevate the segment. The candid interplay among the hosts further underscores the generational frustration and disbelief at such behavior—all with plenty of classic Breakfast Club energy.

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Transcript

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Breakfast Club Donkey of the Day When Charlemagne I don't know why y' all keep letting him get y' all like this. I don't know either. Duvall Donkey of the day for Tuesday, August 4th, goes to a 19 year old Florida woman name Haley Serball. What does your Uncle Charlotte always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception. Okay? Now first things first. Haley is nasty, okay? A nasty ass, hot in the ass, heifer ass, okay? She's only 19, okay? So there's a lot of room for growth here. But I'm telling you right now, if this was your daughter, you would be more than embarrassed, okay? It's going to be kind of triggering for fathers, all right? In fact, I would go so far as to say this is. This is one of. One of a father's worst nightmares, okay? See, Haley was escorted from a bar restaurant at 1am for having sexual intercourse in a bathroom. Okay? All you want to do as a father and mother is raise your daughter to not do things like this, okay? You 19, okay? You legally an adult. So you can make your own decisions. You can make your own choice. You make your own choices. In a perfect world, we would want our daughters to stay virgins until marriage. But alas, this is not a perfect world. Okay? But if you're going to be out here doing what you do, don't do it in the bathroom of a bar restaurant, okay? That is horror behavior. All right? The story gets worse, though. See, having sex in a bar restaurant will make your parents want to beat the hell out of you. But what Haley did when employees confronted her would make the employees want to beat the hell out of her. See, Haley decided to spit in the face of the night spots. Female manager. Yes, I said spit. Okay? Employees confronted her for having sexual intercourse in the bathroom. She was being guided to the exit when she turned around and spit in the face of Kalina Conklin, 37, the general manager of this spot called the Shisho Crispy. Ma', Am, you got caught inviting people to Tuna town in the bathroom of a bar restaurant. You are completely in the wrong. And you decided to spit in the face of the female manager of the Spot. What's her name again? Colleen. Yeah, Colleen. Kalina. Kalina. Kalina. You had every right to beat the hell out of Haley, okay? Haley, you needed your ass beat. I was born in 1978. Corporal punishment for certain circumstances is absolutely necessary. And spitting on a person is one of those circumstances, okay? Spitting on someone is considered. Considered a crime. It is classified as battery because it's unwanted or offensive physical contact. It actually should legally get you beat up in all 50 states. And that's why I propose we must have a start, the violence movement, for certain circumstances, okay? Because people are not learning from the consequences of their actions. We are losing recipes as a society because those of us from a certain era wouldn't dare to do some of the things these kids are doing. And the only reason they are doing them is because they've never been punched in the face for their actions, okay? Getting beat up for something you did to someone slows a lot of this foolishness down. See, I'm old enough to know you don't weaponize bodily fluids, okay? Spitting on somebody, spitting, that's one of the most disrespectful things you can do. You mad you don't have a good reason for what you did? So you going to introduce me to your germs? Okay, nobody asked for your DNA sample, ma'.

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Am.

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And I know she's young. 19, but if you're old enough to spit on somebody, then you're old enough to get your ass beat for spitting on somebody, okay? Your saliva is not a conflict. A conflict resolution tool, okay? But my hands and feet will resolve you putting that saliva on me. Okay, you kids better start going to see a therapist or a counselor and learn how to develop emotional intelligence, okay? You better build self awareness. Learn self regulation and empathy, okay? Emotional intelligence matters. If somebody gets you that upset, walk away. Go to your little social media page, okay? Your Tic Tac or your ex. And write a subtweet, okay? Because I'm encouraging violence from now on when it comes to matters like this, all right? You put bacteria on me, I'm going to put belt to you. Please let Remy Ma give Haley Star Ball the biggest.

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Hee haw haw hee haw.

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You stupid mother.

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Are you dumb? I don't hear that. They only 19. Okay? Yeah, I don't want to hear that either. No. And she was 37. The woman, Kayleen, she was 37 years old. She had every right to put belt to ass to that. Yeah.

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To whip her right out.

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Right there. Right there on the spot.

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