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DJ Envy
Good morning, usa.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Jess Hilarious
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
DJ Envy
Jess. Hilarious.
Lauren LaRosa
Good morning.
DJ Envy
And currently we are on vacation, man.
Jess Hilarious
Totally disconnected. Yes. We not even really here. You think you're listening to us, but we not.
DJ Envy
Well, we are not. We're here in spirit.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. Yeah, we're on vacation.
DJ Envy
So we're playing the best donkeys, the best interviews, you guys, which is the best callers, and some of the best moments the Breakfast Club has had in the last couple of months. So sit back, relax, enjoy, and have fun.
Jess Hilarious
Keep it locked.
DJ Envy
Red is gonna be running the boards. It's the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
Good morning.
DJ Envy
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Charlamagne Tha God
Whether you're mad or blessed.
Tamika
I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress Everything with me is blessed.
Caller
Call up next 800-585-1051.
DJ Envy
Not just me, I'm what the culture Feeling Tameka. Good morning, Tamika.
Randy
Hey, what's good, DJ Envy?
DJ Envy
I'm good. How you feeling?
Randy
I'm good. I'm at work. This is my lunch break.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was like, let me tell you.
Jess Hilarious
What time is it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Where you at?
Jess Hilarious
What time is it?
Randy
Where you at? I'm in Cali. It's 3:13.
Jess Hilarious
And it's lunchtime for you.
Lauren LaRosa
She work overnight?
Randy
Yeah, I work overnight. The best shift. Third shift.
Jess Hilarious
If you having lunch at 3 in the morning, you're a big back, but never mind.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hell no, I ain't no Big Bad.
Jess Hilarious
Right?
DJ Envy
And she called and she called. Cause she wanted to talk to you. Go ahead, tell them what you want to talk.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, Charlemagne.
Randy
Okay. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlotte.
Randy
Charla. Why you always coming for the studs, bruh?
Jess Hilarious
I love studs.
Charlamagne Tha God
We love you too.
Randy
But you, you be giving out the wrong information.
Jess Hilarious
Like what? I mean, I'm like, I got to get through.
Randy
Cause he don't know no real studs.
Jess Hilarious
Like, tell me what wrong Information. I be giving out all I do. I don't really give out no information other than what, speed for your vibrator?
Randy
First of all. First of all, you up here talking about when we pull on the strap and the girl be the strap. And that's mental illness. No, it's not.
Lauren LaRosa
You said that's mental illness.
Randy
That's what Charlotte said.
Jess Hilarious
Did you hear what she said? She just said. She just said that the girl. Her scrap is the girl.
Randy
I bought it.
Charlamagne Tha God
I bought it, so it's mine.
Jess Hilarious
But listen, it's not mental illness unless you start moaning. If you start moaning, then that's. Then you just retard it.
Randy
Oh, no, I mean, it look good. So I can't moan from the visual when she's.
Jess Hilarious
When she's in the scrap on. And you moaning. Just think about that for a second now.
Randy
It look good, Charlotte. It look good.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, you mean, like, don't it look good? Yeah, but y'all be moaning like it feel good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah.
Lauren LaRosa
Well, they getting off because they looking at it.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm definitely getting off.
Randy
I'm definitely getting off.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, okay, Tamika, I think there's only.
DJ Envy
One thing to do. You come up here with your strap.
Jess Hilarious
Shut up and let me talk you already.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's your problem.
Jess Hilarious
You always jumping in with this.
Randy
All I'm saying is. All I'm saying is shout out to all the studs. Much respect to young. Young Ma, but she ain't the stud of all studs. We gotta stop saying that.
Lauren LaRosa
Who is the representatives?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, who's the king of studs?
DJ Envy
Queen of studs.
Lauren LaRosa
Not king.
Randy
It's queen of Queen Latifah.
Charlamagne Tha God
What the are we talking about?
Tamika
Okay, y'all gotta stop playing.
Charlamagne Tha God
We know Queen Latifah. Gang, stop it. Queen Latifi. No, but she ain't no stud.
Jess Hilarious
Salute to the legend. Queen Latifah. She ain't exactly. She ain't no stud.
Charlamagne Tha God
She ain't no stud. Yo, she don't identify as one of. She. She's probably male presenting. Don't y'all.
Randy
She a f. No, no, no. She. She's a f. She's a.
Jess Hilarious
Why you call her a stud?
DJ Envy
Y'all confusing me.
Randy
All right, I'll take that back.
Jess Hilarious
I take that back for life. That one set.
Randy
No, no, no, no, no. I love Queen Latifah.
Lauren LaRosa
I hit that.
Randy
So I'm not gonna look at her like that.
Jess Hilarious
Don't disrespect the queen like that.
Randy
Seen her be feminine. I mean, we seen her be studded.
Charlamagne Tha God
Out, so that we did.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
I love y'all. Cash you one more question.
Randy
I love y'all. I gotta go back to work.
Tamika
I'm not about to get fired for.
Randy
Y'All, but I love y'all. I'm so happy I got through. Jess, you my Jeff. Proud of you, girl. I watched you on Instagram.
Caller
Thank you.
Jess Hilarious
I'm so proud of you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm proud of you, Charlotte.
Randy
DJ Envy. Get that money. Let's go. What up?
Jess Hilarious
I know. Her vibrator. Waterproof. Completely waterproof, period.
DJ Envy
Get it over your chest. 800-585-1051. And good morning to all the studs. It's the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
Studs. The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm D. I'm D. Hey, what you doing, man? I'm D. I'm call calling you.
Jess Hilarious
This is your time to get it.
DJ Envy
Off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
Jess Hilarious
800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Hello? Who's this?
Randy
Oh, my God. I can't believe I got it. This is my first time calling.
DJ Envy
Good morning. What's your name, brother?
Randy
Good morning. My name is randy. I'm from SoCal. I actually. I'm actually calling. I'm an aspiring airline pilot, and I was wondering if anybody out there, you know, can mentor me and lead me in the right direction on how to become a pilot and just, you know, give me words of encouragement.
Jess Hilarious
You got to give your info. Ain't nobody up here know how to fly. All right, well, you hear me on my.
Randy
You can hit me on my email at Randy Curry. C U r r I e92gmail.com.
Jess Hilarious
Hey, why not Google or something, though? Like, why there's, like. I don't. Why did you decide to call it a Breakfast Club?
DJ Envy
I'm sure there's all types of pilot schools and flying schools that can help you out, bro.
Randy
Well, well, yeah, there's school schools and stuff, but I'm just looking for, you know, a mentor, you know, African American that's already in the industry that can, you know, just give me words of encouragement and keep me on the right path, you know, trying to fly.
Jess Hilarious
Well, spread your wings, my brother.
DJ Envy
You know what? There's a out of Atlanta that flies who's a black brother.
Jess Hilarious
Let me just get. Just a black brother. No, no, no. That really narrows it down.
DJ Envy
No, no, no, no. I'm looking for his Instagram. He's pretty popular on social media.
Randy
Hey, Envy, before I hang up, I actually wanted to talk to you about your car. Collection.
DJ Envy
Oh, what's up, brother?
Randy
I think a while ago you mentioned that you had an MC20 Maserati.
DJ Envy
I did?
Randy
What under the hood of that.
DJ Envy
The MC20 actually dropped. It was a Maserati. I don't have it. I was the one with the doors opened up. I don't actually own that anymore. I didn't love that car, but. Mel the Traveler. Mel M E l the Traveler. He's a brother who. Who flies. He's somebody that you should follow and always talks about flying and, you know, getting his license and why it's important for minorities to fly. Mel the Traveler. M E L T H e Traveler.
Randy
Awesome. Thank you. Good morning, you guys.
Lauren LaRosa
Good morning.
DJ Envy
Have a good one, brother.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello?
DJ Envy
Who's this?
Randy
This is Jay Jones.
DJ Envy
What's up, brother? Get it off your chest.
Randy
How you doing, DJ Envy? Good morning. Good morning, Charlotte. Man.
Jess Hilarious
Good morning.
Randy
Good morning. Just Justin. Hilarious.
Lauren LaRosa
Good morning, baby.
Randy
How you doing? I just wanted to get off my chest. I'm a man at the end of the day, and I don't have no problem.
DJ Envy
That means he cheated. When he said my man at the end of the day, that means that he cheated.
Randy
Yeah, bro, I. I didn't. I didn't cheat physically, but I did. I was entertaining other women, and I know I'm wrong for that.
Jess Hilarious
Where was you entertaining other women at, sir?
Randy
Text.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, wow. That's cheating. Black men don't cheat, bro. You're still a little black boy. You're still a little immature young man.
DJ Envy
How'd you get caught?
Randy
She went through my phone, you know, and she found it. And I know it's going to take some time if she do take me back and I'm doing. I'll do whatever it takes to get her back. You know what I'm saying?
Jess Hilarious
What were you saying to the person?
Charlamagne Tha God
What she found.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, what were you saying?
Randy
You said what Now?
Jess Hilarious
What were you saying to the person?
Randy
I was. I was talking to him. I was saying that I did miss her. You know what I'm saying? She's my friend, but I didn't have.
Jess Hilarious
No place in saying that it was an ex.
Randy
No, it wasn't an ex. It's just a friend that I used to deal with in the past. I haven't been with no other one.
DJ Envy
So it's your ex?
Randy
No, it wasn't my ex.
Charlamagne Tha God
Y'all just.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, that was a friend that you was. That you were smashing. Y'all was smashing at one point. And so that. That makes her.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not.
Lauren LaRosa
That makes her more than a friend, but she wasn't quite a girlfriend.
Randy
Yeah.
Eric
Years ago, though.
Lauren LaRosa
And you had your girl around this girl saying that she was your friend? Huh?
Randy
I can't hear you. I'm sorry.
Lauren LaRosa
You had her around this girl like y'all would just always been friends, but y'all was smashing.
Randy
Hell, no. I'm not that damn disrespectful.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay, okay. Just a little bit disrespectful. Okay. I got you. I do. But, yeah, I hope you learned from this.
Randy
I'm definitely learning my lesson, and I'm growing from it. And I'm. I'm just trying to right my wrongs at the end of the day.
Jess Hilarious
How long ago did it happen?
Randy
It happened Friday.
Jess Hilarious
Grow up fast, don't they? It just happened Friday.
Randy
Hey, man, would you realize once you realize something. Something so good is going for you, man? You.
Jess Hilarious
You get.
Randy
You get lonely, man.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, you got a long way to go, brother. It's just happened Friday.
Randy
I'm a work in progress, but I'.
Lauren LaRosa
But you gotta start somewhere. You right.
DJ Envy
That's right. Good luck, brother.
Tamika
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
If you think your wife. If you think your woman gonna start trusting you after three days, you bugging.
DJ Envy
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess, Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Jess is out today. Lauren's holding it down. And of course, we got our niece Nala here. And we got a special guest in the building, brother Teddy Swift.
Caller
Hey, man, I'm so honored to be here, man.
Jess Hilarious
I'm pumped, man. Happy to have you.
Caller
I'm really, really excited, dude. We. We did our album release party last night, though, so, you know, again, excuse my drinking for.
Jess Hilarious
You don't have to excuse yourself for drinking early in the morning. You see that one over there?
Cheryl Underwood
Let's cheers.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what she does.
Cheryl Underwood
She does your baby on the way.
Caller
For my baby on the way, yeah. I have one on the way. Absolutely. Yeah. You're drinking with a pregnant man. It's early.
Jess Hilarious
Tell us about yourself, Teddy.
Caller
Man, that's so loaded. I'm from Georgia. From. From about 30 minutes east of Atlanta in Conyers, Georgia, Rockdale County. And, you know, I like singing songs, and I'm a good, good, good boy.
Jess Hilarious
You have a very soulful, soulful voice. Did you grow up in the church?
Caller
Yeah, so my granddad was a Pentecostal pastor. I didn't grow up Singing in a church a lot. But, you know, I definitely grew up with fire and brimstone. For sure, man. With the fear of God. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Jess Hilarious
You're afraid to sin?
Caller
Oh, no, no, Not. Not these days. I mean.
Jess Hilarious
I'm just talking about, like, back in the day. Was it like, a very religious household? Yeah, yeah.
Caller
You know, like, girls don't get haircuts. You know, girls wear skirts, men wear jeans, like, that kind of thing. It was really real kind of tight. And I was. I mean, I'm very fortunate, I guess. I feel like I still subscribe to so many of the principles of, you know, even the beliefs aren't there. I do love that my granddad was. As I was growing up with my granddad, he was. He was like. We wouldn't even go to restaurants that would have a bar in the restaurant, you know, and not that he ever had a problem drinking, but it was just. He stood on his belief so much. The thing that I was always with him was that I. I didn't subscribe to the idea that, like, telling people that they're wrong and this is the only way to believe something. I remember he'd look at other churches and be like. Think that the only way he believed it was right. I remember. I remember the first time I sang at his church. I might have been 17 or 16 or something. And I remember him saying, like, you know, I want you to sing at a church bed. But, man, all these kids are, like, break dancing and carry it on for the Lord. And I was like, yo, Pop, like, nobody's broke dance since, like, my mom was a child. And if they want to break dance for the Lord, Pop, like, let him break dance for the Lord. You know, he was very, you know, stern. Like, just buy the book. If it wasn't in the Bible, then it was a sin. You know what I mean?
Cheryl Underwood
So are you rebellious?
Caller
Hell, yeah. My mom was worse than I was. I remember. I remember getting in trouble for all sorts of. And being like, I'm not doing any of that. She thought I was doing all sorts of mess. But she was a pastor's kid. My mother was the.
DJ Envy
I wanted to. You know, when you talk about rebellious, you started off playing football, all right, so.
Caller
Yes, sir.
DJ Envy
I heard your family was a big football family. So what got you from football to singing?
Caller
My dear friend Jesse, Nose guard.
Jess Hilarious
I can see that.
Caller
Yeah, yeah. Yes, sir. Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
That was you playing nose guard.
Caller
Yeah. And an offensive offensive guard as well. Oh, well, yeah. And. But, I mean, I just. 5 foot 7 wasn't really happening, you know, I just.
DJ Envy
You were in high school, middle school.
Caller
At the time, yeah, but I've been 5 foot 7 since I was in 8th grade, you know, and so I thought. They thought I was gonna be big, you know, and then it didn't happen. Guys started shooting up to 6 foot 2 and 3 and whooped my ass off the line.
DJ Envy
So what got you into arts?
Caller
Like, my dear friend Jesse, who still plays with me, I've known him since I was a little kid. His dad was always in bands and stuff, so we. We started trying to experiment and play music and stuff. And his. His older sister was a musical theater and got us into musical theater. And I just kind of fell in love with singing and I. I was so. I was hooked. I was hooked. The singing has changed my life. I wasn't good always, but I fell in love with it, you know, And I remember telling my mom that I was. I was going to not do football anymore and I was going to sing, and she was so, so hurt. I brought out all my memorabilia. Like, I can't believe you do this to us. We were playing football, you know, and I remember my first little. We did this show called Damn Yankees. I did like two lines in it, I think. And after I got done, I come off stage and she was like, I'm so sorry, baby. This is where you belong, really? You're a star. You know, after that, I did like two lines, you know, but it was.
Cheryl Underwood
What you mean by you weren't always good at it. Like, how do you. You sound amazing.
Caller
I was so bad at it, you.
Jess Hilarious
Know, he was in a group?
Caller
Well, no, just me and my buddy Jesse. He still plays guitar, writes and. And he plays guitar in my band still. And we, as we were learning and trying to build bands together and do it as kids, you know, we just were really bad. You know, we sucked. Like, we're just not good. You can still find actually on YouTube. I was a senior in high school. My first band, Heroic Bear is still on YouTube. Our first little EP. And I was in, like, a metalcore band at the time. And so you can still hear me, like, screaming away and like singing. And if you want to hear it, if you hear it, dude, you're going to be like, okay, yeah, you got good.
DJ Envy
Did you get lessons or did you practice or how did you get so good?
Caller
Well, I think I was so lucky. I mean, I was in theater, you know, and I had a lot of good friends and they were singing. But I think. I think the Biggest thing was growing up in the, like when the YouTube era was first kind of starting, you know, and if I had questions or if I wanted to know how to sing, there was always a live version of singer singing, you know, so like I, I could, I could watch like live videos of how. How is. How are they moving? They throw. How are they moving their jaws? How are they.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, yo, that was crazy.
Caller
You know, I could, I could just sit there and watch YouTube videos and see people singing live, you know, like singing Craig David singing, like, and credit recovery. I would pull up like a YouTube proxy and just have it behind the video and just like listen to Craig David just. I'm walking away. I could listen to live videos and watch their. Them play, you know, and singing, it.
Jess Hilarious
Was like, do you think you like saw somebody like Craig David and like mimicked him and that's how you found your voice?
Caller
Oh, totally, yeah. Yeah. Some of the best, man. Some of the best that ever did it. Marvin Gaye watching Otis Redding, man, listening to Al Green, you know, I mean, I just fell in love with the instrument and I was like, I want to know how to access that.
DJ Envy
And then you started doing these covers, right? And you started covering songs and then you did one cover that started shooting up crazy. So talk about that a little bit.
Caller
Oh, I think Shania Twain, still the one was our, like, that was the one that really kind of went crazy for us, you know, I love my mama and my mama loved Shania Twain when I was coming up. I love Shania Twain too. That was a real life changing one for us. Our first one we started out with was because June 25th of 2019 was the first time I didn't ever even expect to do any covers, you know, online. And we had found like the Stems of Rock with youh online.
DJ Envy
Michael Jackson.
Caller
Yeah. And so it was, it was 10 years right after he passed. It was his 10 year anniversary. And so I was like, man, we should just do Rock with youh by Michael Jackson just to pay homage to him and for the, you know, and then. And we uploaded it and it started doing well and was like, man, we should just keep this, I guess this cover train kind of going. So we, we kept on for, you know, next few months. And I think the beautiful thing about starting with. With Rock with youh, it started getting, you know, like I said, the first day we woke up, we had like 10,000 views. And it was so life changing for us. We're like, dude boys, we're getting hammered. This is sick. And it Was such a weird thing because once it hit like this, this critical mass of like maybe 500,000 views, I think people were looking at seeing the way I look and then seeing the Rock with youh, you know, and saying Rock with youh by Michael Jackson and me and. And I'm looking like an absolute redneck and saying, like, either this is hilarious or this is actually really good. And I think for our benefit, it was. It was kind of both, you know, because just the fact that I was singing that song but doing it well was. Was kind of funny and surprisingly good.
Jess Hilarious
Now, Teddy, why have you tried everything but therapy?
Caller
Well, I have tried therapy now, so, you know, even as we're. We're getting ready ever kid, me and my girls have been doing even couples therapy, which has been so wonderful and making sure we're coming in and having this child in the most healed, safest environment possible. But I think. I think naming the album that was. Was kind of to have that conversation and with myself to get myself to go. I think there's just like, been in generations past and even still there's this, like, connotation on therapy that we're like, we're not allowed to go to that or we're not allowed to share our feelings or emotions, especially men.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Caller
You know, and I just. It's been life changing for me. And I did have even this in my brain that I was like, I'm not crazy. I don't need that. You know, I had this for so long that I was like, I know myself. I don't need nobody to tell me what's wrong with me, you know, And I feel like once I got it too, it was so much different than I thought it would be too. And I feel like there was something beautiful about having that first album and not trying it and being in a place of turmoil and heartbreak with somebody that was. Made me feel like my feelings were invalid or not allowed to have. And having this part two coming out and being this thing of. I've tried therapy. I'm back in love. I'm having a child. I'm Got some level of success in this. And, you know, on the back of heartbreak, it does get better on the other side, you know.
DJ Envy
All right, we got more with Teddi Swims when we come back.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't move.
DJ Envy
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. We are the Breakfast Club. Teddy Swims is here. Charlamagne.
Jess Hilarious
Can I. Can we talk about some of this music on this new album?
Caller
Sure.
Jess Hilarious
I'd love to hear not yout man is a very vulnerable.
Caller
Thank you, sir.
Jess Hilarious
Have you ever really felt like you gave everything to a woman and it wasn't enough?
Caller
Yeah. Hell yeah, man. I think it was important to start this one out like that because I was. I wrote this forever ago. I was in a place with somebody where my. I know it's hard. I don't want to talk about her in a way that. Because now as I've grown and healed and moved on, it's. I thank her for what we went through, you know, and I'm grateful for that time and space that we had together. And I was at a place. Yeah. Where I felt like I was given everything and my feelings and my. I was not validated or it was not enough or I was crazy or feeling this way or I was abusive situation. I don't know. I don't want to. I don't want to say it.
Jess Hilarious
While emotionally abusive.
Caller
Oh, both, man. Physically, she was. She was just not good. She was not a good person and I want the best for her. But yeah, it was a very tough thing to try to try to heal somebody, try to make space for someone to heal, try to give somebody everything. You would think, you would think if you had a. If you had a passion. I'll just make it like this. You had a passion in your life and you had somebody in your life that says you could quit your job and just focus on your passion. I'll take care of the rest. You got it. And you don't do anything with your life, but you just eat Xanax all day and lay around and blame somebody for your shortcomings. When you. You had the opportunity to follow your dream and somebody that would support you in your dreams and you'd be like, so surprised to see if somebody had the opportunity to follow their dreams and they had everything taken care of. How many people would be like, if everything's taken care of, I'm going to do anymore. And you can't. You can't put ambition and drive into somebody. You can't heal nobody. You can't save nobody. And I've started to go on that tangent.
Tamika
But from that situation, do you feel.
Cheryl Underwood
Like you no longer enable because it's.
Tamika
Like though you want to do something out of love to better somebody, sometimes it's to their own detriment.
Caller
Yeah, I think, I think, yeah, I think it's an. It was an enabling. At the end of the day, you know, I was doing something to help someone become. But I think at the end of the day I was enabling somebody to do nothing. And if that was inside of them, I was enabling that. And I think it's a common pattern, you know? But, yes, I'm trying to heal and learn to see somebody for who they are and not who I want them to be or think they should be.
Jess Hilarious
I can tell you got a big heart, but people will take advantage of it.
Caller
Hell, yeah. And I'm so grateful to be. I don't want to say I'm grateful to be taken advantage of that. I'm grateful to be available.
Jess Hilarious
Everybody's going to use you, but don't let people misuse you.
Eric
Amen.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Cheryl Underwood
I have a last question for you. I was reading this interview you talked about because your girlfriend's black. And you talked about, like, when you guys are in the south, you get, like, looks from people and, like, it bothers you because love should be love. But you're about to bring a baby into the world. You're so positive. She seems so amazing, but the world is not always like that. Like, how do you defeat that because you're really a really nice person. Like, it breaks my heart.
Caller
I mean, you know, I hate how much she's go through. And so her dad's black and her mom's white. So she tells me about stuff all the time. About, like, you know, how she felt not white enough or not black enough. And how much her, like, world in her life has been such a, I guess, like a juxtaposition in both sides, you know, feeling like she wasn't quite accepted by either side, you know, and so this is not a story. I won't tell you her story because she's better at saying it than I will. I'll never tell you her story, but I see how, like, how beautiful she is and how, I guess how, like, elegant she navigates being who she is, you know? She's the most incredible human being I've ever met, man.
Jess Hilarious
I got a good counselor for y'all to talk to.
Caller
Okay, I would love that.
Jess Hilarious
Dr. Umar Johnson. Like.
Cheryl Underwood
Come back this way. Focus over here.
Jess Hilarious
Speaking of black and White. No, the song with Money Long.
Caller
Yes, sir.
Jess Hilarious
That title's a little on the nose, don't you think?
Caller
Yeah, yeah, I think that. I think that the point of it was kind of to the core of love in itself is black and white. Like, it's a. It's a black and white issue. Love is love and not love is not love and loving. Whether it's a person of a different color, shape, size, sexuality, same sex, whatever. It is. I think that the thing was trying to say that we, no matter what, we could come from different worlds. It's a true, I guess, Romeo and Juliet story, you know, kind of is the basis of it is that, like, you know, we come from different places, we come from different cultures, we have different things. But when you're in love, man, love is love, and that should be enough. And that's really. There ain't nothing great about that, man. That's just love, you know, Love is love, baby.
Jess Hilarious
You know, I love that record. And it's a good stamp because, you know. Money Long recently went viral for saying she's not writing soulful songs for white artists. Did you see that?
Caller
I did not. Oh, I'm glad I got that one before she said.
DJ Envy
Exactly when did she do that song? Was that a long. Did she do that a while ago?
Caller
Yeah, we did it. It's gotta be a few months ago now. My dear friend Jeff, Kitty and Mickey Echo was a part of it with us, too, and we, like, started working on it. And I remember Jeff Giddy has been working with Money for long years and years. And he's like, man, should we see if Money wants to do this song with us? And I was like, I mean, yeah, that's like. We'd kind of like to do a record like this. We would kind of need that, you know, I would be so stoked that she'd be willing to, because I knew what I kind of wanted to say. But also, I can't say that, you know, without having Money help me say that, you know, but also without, like, relying too much. I think we needed to say that together. And so I'm just grateful she took that opportunity to say, I see what you're trying to say. I'll have you say that, you know, and said it with me. And I think I'm so grateful for her cause. Money's just a legend, man. What a bad, badass, man.
DJ Envy
Now, you also said you wanted to meet one of your musical idols, Stevie Wonder.
Caller
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Did you ever get an opportunity to meet?
Caller
Yeah, you know, we haven't met in person, but I face on you. Yeah. Yeah. And I got a chance to do a record with him, too, so I think he's going to put out on his next record. I hope so. I hope it's going to come out. I'm really excited. It's a good record. It's called Politic Player. Yeah. Which is such an honor to be on Stevie Wonder record. But, yeah, he did FaceTime. I'll tell you about it. It's so funny, man. He FaceTime.
DJ Envy
Did he hold the camera up himself?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Caller
And here's the thing. Here's the thing. He is actually blind, y'all. This is true life. He was blind. I'm saying people say, people, there's a conspiracy that he's not. And he is.
Tamika
You see him pick up the mic that fell.
Caller
Look, I'm telling you, I was on the phone with this. I was FaceTiming this man, and he said. He turned his. He had put the camera around. He said, this is my son over here. And then he said, I'm over here. Daddy pulled over here, and he said, and this is my niece. And then he had phone facing her. And for the next 10 minutes of the conversation, as far as you are, I looked at his niece and not him at all. And he was holding the camera like he was holding. Like he thought I was seeing him. And I did not have the heart.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's blind.
Caller
She was. She was sitting there.
Jess Hilarious
Confirmation that Stevie wonders. Blind.
Caller
She was sitting there texting on her phone. I didn't have the heart to say, hey, I can't see you. But, you know, my dumbass, man. My dumbass. The reason he called me, because I was in Tokyo, right? I was in Tokyo, and I had found. I had found my favorite album of all time. Best album ever. Songs in a key Alive. I found a CD of it. It was a Tokyo version of it. Like, the Japanese version of it. And my dumbass, you texted him a picture of it?
DJ Envy
Oh, my goodness.
Caller
Like an idiot. Like. Like he was gonna see it, right? Right? Like, I just. That's what I found, bro. Like, that's what I found, bro. He just FaceTimed me, so I was like, see? I'm ass, too. Was like, did you give a church? He's definitely. He didn't see it, bro.
DJ Envy
I don't think so.
Caller
I just. Just to put all those things to rest.
Cheryl Underwood
Is crazy. All these years, black people been trying to figure this out, and you are.
Charlamagne Tha God
The one that solved the problem.
Caller
I just. I just know I was looking at his knees for about 15 minutes, so.
DJ Envy
Again, well, there you have it.
Jess Hilarious
Teddy Swims, y'all.
DJ Envy
We appreciate you for joining us. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're checking out the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning, everybody. It's tj, Envy, Jess. Hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. And Jess is going to try to help Lauren LaRosa with her love life a little bit.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Now, you had some recommendations of some guys that she could possibly be dating.
Lauren LaRosa
I did, I did. I'm just gonna run, you know, run through them quickly again. 53 year old gentleman, the millionaire, he loves to just shower you. He travels a lot, he wants more kids, he wants to remarry. Deep lover kind of guy. But he wants you to be a housewife. And I know you say do be outside, you know, but what would make you stay in a millionaire man who ain't never really home anyway, you know.
Cheryl Underwood
Oh, he never home.
Lauren LaRosa
No, he travels to work, he travels a lot. He going, he's not a millionaire for nothing.
Cheryl Underwood
But I can't travel with him.
Lauren LaRosa
You can. But he wants you to be a.
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Lauren LaRosa
Housewife. And he's a big control and those were the disadvantages. Now you got this other 35 year old man, he's an overseas athlete, he wants commitment. He's a Christian God fearing guy, understands values. He goes out of his way to make sure that you are, that you know you're safe and you're loved by him. But he don't believe in marriage and he don't want kids and you want both of those things.
Cheryl Underwood
So I can't travel with.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh you, you may be able to in the beginning but he, if he wants you to be a housewife, he wants you at home. He wants somebody that's going to make his home a home. He wants to remarry you, he wants to keep you on tuck.
Cheryl Underwood
Yeah, I'm just not a keep on tuck person.
Lauren LaRosa
You can do your show from the house.
Cheryl Underwood
Yeah but like then what after that? Like, like I'm just having, I'm sitting at home like he Said you ain't.
Lauren LaRosa
Never gotta ever come back in the studio. You can do this from home. He done work something out trying to get me home.
Charlamagne Tha God
This a powerful man. He didn't work something out her.
Lauren LaRosa
Look, my wife need to be home like she need to work, be able to work from the house.
Cheryl Underwood
And it's, it's, it's. But I'm there by myself. It's no dinner party, nothing. 35 year old don't want kids or marriage. And is he like set on that or can that been?
DJ Envy
We'll give you a chance to think about it because we got a lot of people on the phone line now. I'm a step back. I'm gonna let Jess figure out who's good for you.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Cheryl Underwood
Cause you done told them I don't want somebody don't need to have a job.
Lauren LaRosa
They can be in jail.
DJ Envy
Hello? Who's this?
Randy
This auntriana.
DJ Envy
Oh, hey Triana. How you feeling this morning?
Randy
I'm good.
DJ Envy
What are you calling for, man?
Randy
I'm trying to shoot my shot at Lauren.
DJ Envy
Oh, you trying to shoot your shot at Lauren?
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, yeah.
DJ Envy
Lauren said come one come.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right now.
DJ Envy
Are you a stud?
Randy
What's up, Lauren?
Cheryl Underwood
Hey, what's up? How are you?
Randy
You like girl? No, I mean, I could change your mind just one day.
DJ Envy
Whoa, change your mind?
Cheryl Underwood
Would you do it that one day? I'm. I'm curious.
Randy
I'm gonna take you on a day. I'm gonna give you a free few drinks.
Cheryl Underwood
Okay.
Randy
We're gonna talk and then we're gonna go to my house.
Lauren LaRosa
Now are you a stud? Yeah, it does sound like a. I'm.
Randy
I'm. I'm a woman. I like boys and girls. I just got out of Polly like a year ago.
Cheryl Underwood
What's your Instagram? Let me see what you look like.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why does it.
Cheryl Underwood
Because I'm curious.
Randy
T R A P P. Hold on, let me make sure.
Cheryl Underwood
Don't try to make it private. Don't try to delete photos.
Randy
I'm not deleting nothing. This a new Instagram. So T R A P, huh?
Charlamagne Tha God
D O G R G. Just spell it.
Lauren LaRosa
What is it? I mean, I spell it just.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, you be trapping Triana with two A's.
Randy
It's in. So it's P R I A N A, A.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay, so trap God. Triana. T R A P G O D.
Cheryl Underwood
T R I. Triana does not look anything like what I thought she would look like. Triana is giving hey bestie.
DJ Envy
Okay, but she don't want.
Lauren LaRosa
She has a bestie no, girl, she. I felt like if Lauren would do a woman, it would have to be a stud.
Randy
No, no, she only.
Lauren LaRosa
No damn studio.
DJ Envy
But, Chiana, you. You hold on. I'm voting for you. Hold on.
Cheryl Underwood
I'm voting for you.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's my vote. That's my vote.
Cheryl Underwood
The body is giving.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm not voting any girl.
Cheryl Underwood
I look at Triana and I'm like, yes, bestie.
Lauren LaRosa
Like, take a drink.
Cheryl Underwood
Yeah, let's. Let's go.
DJ Envy
Maybe that's what you need.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sit your ass down.
DJ Envy
Hello?
Jess Hilarious
Who's this?
Eric
Hello, this is Eric.
DJ Envy
Oh, okay, Eric. What's up?
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, boys.
DJ Envy
Where you calling from, Eric?
Eric
Houston, Texas.
DJ Envy
Houston, Texas? Okay, brother. Go ahead, man. Shoot your shot at Lauren.
Eric
Yeah. What's going on? How you doing? I've been hearing a lot about you. I don't know too much, but, you know, I'm at work one now, so you gotta bear with me.
Lauren LaRosa
Look at her face.
Eric
I wouldn't expect him to get through.
DJ Envy
What do you do, sir?
Lauren LaRosa
Yes.
Eric
Oh, I'm a CDL driver.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh, okay. Do you have kids?
Eric
Yes, I do.
Lauren LaRosa
How old are you?
Eric
I may not look much. I'm 52. When you look at me, you wouldn't even think that. A lot of people believe I'm in my 30s, but that's what it is.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Eric
I'm a daddy.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay.
Caller
Have you ever.
Lauren LaRosa
Have you ever been married before?
Jess Hilarious
Right, right.
Eric
I've been divorced just one time. It's kind of funny, that story, too. I've been with her for over, like, 20 years. And then when we got married, she, like, a year later, she divorced me. It's crazy. It's another story, though.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay.
DJ Envy
Have you ever dealt with a woman with different wigs?
Eric
I've ever dealt with a woman with what?
DJ Envy
With different wigs.
Lauren LaRosa
Different wigs.
Eric
Wigs.
DJ Envy
Yeah, wigs.
Eric
Yeah. I ain't gotta be teasing her about that, man. As long as.
Cheryl Underwood
Thank you, babe.
Eric
You know? Yeah. Yeah, that's funny, man. That. That keeps me going. But, yeah. Charlie, man gives you a hard time with that. But, yeah, it doesn't. Long as it looks good. Long as it ain't looking like a rat on top of your head or something like that, it's all good.
Cheryl Underwood
Okay.
DJ Envy
So far, he has. He has a good job. He has a child. He's been divorced. He knows that. He knows how to treat a woman.
Cheryl Underwood
Very close and soothing.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes, it's the last.
Eric
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, this is the last.
Eric
Very close to my mom too, you know? You know, sometimes we bump heads, but that's my mom, though, that's like my first girlfriend. So. It is what it is.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay. All right. How would you deal with an argument if you and Lauren were dis. You know, disagreeing on something and. And she got a little rowdy, you know, because she younger. She's younger. She not in her 50s, you know, and she got a little spice to her. How would you handle that?
Eric
Well, you know, when you have a disagreement, there's always a conclusion. And sometimes if you don't come with one, sometimes you got to agree to disagree. But at least you move forward, learn from that. You know, you get into it everybody. People at work, people at, you know, home, even your own kids. But you just gotta learn how to, you know, just work it out. That's basically the best thing I can say. You can't just. Everything's not going to go the way you want it to go, but, you know, you try to work it out for the best, as long as you see what's ahead.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay. Do you have all your teeth?
Randy
Oh, of course.
Eric
In his own mind.
DJ Envy
All right, perfect. This last question. Pause, pause, pause. How's the D game? Levitra Cialis.
Eric
Oh, man, you shouldn't be asking. It should be the ladies asking that.
DJ Envy
Making sure you're good because you're kind of old. I just want to make sure it.
Cheryl Underwood
Still works if you're going to do it.
Eric
Bro, I'm not old when you look at me.
DJ Envy
I want to make sure my sister's happy.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, all right.
DJ Envy
We gonna put you on hold. I'm voting for the girl still.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm voting for the guy.
Cheryl Underwood
Okay, WDAs, that's what we gonna call.
DJ Envy
5851051. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.
Jess Hilarious
Yes, indeed.
DJ Envy
Cheryl Underwood, ladies and gentlemen.
Charlamagne Tha God
Baby, listen. Okay, how. Where we starting? Wherever you watching, Ms. Underwood, ask me anything. Well, listen, because I got to, you know, because I'm old school, I got to sell these tickets, mix and mingle. You know, we out there street walking these tickets. Absolutely. I gotta ask y'all a question. Black female comedians, are we hitting or do we gotta struggle for it? Now, Jess, what's. What you thinking?
Lauren LaRosa
We ain't gotta struggle for it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, then why we ain't got no radio shows that we do ourselves, sitcoms that we do ourselves, podcasts that we do ourselves, and movies that we do ourselves. Back in the old days, you know, simply marvelous, everybody was doing Lord hey, everybody. It seemed like now something has taken the place of what we used to get. It used to be we was the Marlo. We walk in, throw that joke up, hit Sherman Hemsley and walk out. Now we don't even get that right.
Jess Hilarious
I gotta. I got a reason. I think because I saw you on Club Shay talking about the radio portion. I think for whatever reason, radio didn't look sexy to a generation. So there wasn't a lot of people who went and pursued it. So, you know, you got your Dee Dee Maguire as. But Dee Dee been around. Dee Dee been around since those men.
Charlamagne Tha God
She's a radio person.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
But. But if D.L. okay, D.L. steve, Ricky, then why is it not me just not saying we don't want to work here? Because I've been trying to get a job here. Let me talk to y'all about y'all. I've been trying to get a job here. You know, I keep coming up here and y'all keep moving the location on me. Think I got it from you. Listen, like. Like, we used to be the girl. They start packing us up. Listen, cuz, I've been trying to get a job. When you got a job, I was like, oh, maybe I lose a couple of pounds or something. Put some nails on or something. I had to take my nails off cause they was killing me. Oh, and fungus ain't for punks. Okay, listen, that's your renal.
DJ Envy
You better check to make sure nobody at your front door.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, listen. Okay, I know what that means. They don't quit walking across my stuff because that's what make the battery run out. Go to bed. And then they ain't even us, you know, if it was us, you could be all night long. But when there's other races of people, take your ass to pay it and stop messing my battery up. Okay, what was I talking about?
DJ Envy
You talking about people doing radio?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, women not being in the position.
Charlamagne Tha God
I want to do. Do radio. You know, I. I call Doc all the time. Doc, Doc, look out for me. I'm not on CBS no more. We gotta keep working. I. I would. I would do a pot. What would I. What would I want to talk about? Well, I know what I want to talk about. What would you recommend? Because, you know, you be making that money, too. You be. Man, listen, I need to write a book. I need. Matter of fact, I need to just do the Charlemagne. The God success story.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, so wait a minute now. Hold on. What are we gonna talk about? Because, you know, and then this the thing. But it is.
Lauren LaRosa
When you do a podcast, you gotta really think about what is it that people want to hear from Cheryl?
Charlamagne Tha God
What you think, Jeff? What do you think when you see me?
Tamika
Like, as soon as you came in.
Lauren LaRosa
Here, you looked at me and was.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, what's going on, girl? It was a right. Yeah. No, you look fly to death. That's how you come to work in the morning.
Tamika
Thank you.
Charlamagne Tha God
You come to work, but ready to, you know, if I need to in the.
Lauren LaRosa
Meet me in the break room.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't sleep on their money, right? Did the Breakfast Club. Don't let the success fool you. We will squad with any radio show. Come up here with this smoke, you gonna get smoked. Back with the Breakfast Club. That's right. Cause we gonna hit you in the morning.
Jess Hilarious
That is a good question. You asked. Because when Jess first started her podcast, Carefully Reckless, she was talking about pop culture and stuff. And then it turned into you talking about yourself.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
Then Jess fixed my mess because what I went into it with thinking, I'm gonna talk about what I wanna talk about. But no podcast. They don't really see you. We got a lot of people that shoot their podcast, but I was just doing audio.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I'm saying?
Lauren LaRosa
Cause I'm already video visually, everywhere else. So I'm like, nah, I'm gonna just lead us to audio.
Charlamagne Tha God
But I.
Lauren LaRosa
The mistake I made was like, all right, they want to hear what they hear online. Nah, we want to hear something different. We can go online if you want to hear what you talk about online.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Lauren LaRosa
Give us advice on stuff. Jess, your storytelling is amazing. All of your experiences, you always been an open book. Jess. So we going through the same things. How did you get through it? How can you help us get through it? That's when it changed from me being just with the mess on my podcast to me just fix my mess now. You know, people call up. Yeah, I can fix people's mess here. Every Thursday, you know, they call up. They having situations at work, they having, you know, turmoil in every relationship, friendships, family.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Lauren LaRosa
Like that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, since you fixing things, I need you to find me a man. And this where we going. You go to every Red Lobster in the history of mankind because it's a brother that run Red Lobster.
Jess Hilarious
Really?
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, so what's up with him? What's up with him? Contact.
Lauren LaRosa
And he asked single.
DJ Envy
I believe he young.
Caller
He's young.
DJ Envy
He's in his 30s.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think I do that. Y'all saw me in club sh. Go 35.95. What you trying to do? 35.95.35.95.
Jess Hilarious
You ain't never had sex with no 95?
Charlamagne Tha God
Listen, to a 95 year old man, I'm. I'm a young Tenderoni to a 95 year old. To Rufus, Rufus. I'm younger him. But to a 35 year old man, I can teach them things. Plus I need my privacy, you know, I want somebody live right next door or in another state, you know, just call me at night, check on me, see if I'm still alive.
DJ Envy
You don't want to live with nobody?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I don't think that's a good idea in the beginning. Well, I don't believe in shacking. I never believed in that. I'm not living no man, because you don't know the day of the hour, the master return, you know.
Tamika
But.
Charlamagne Tha God
And, and I don't like. I don't like sex. Wait a minute, what do you mean?
Jess Hilarious
The man is gonna die? You don't want to be with him?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, but you just don't know when Jesus coming back. So now, right, I'm living with a dude and I think the Lord be looking down in my life, you know, Be like, man, I was just about to give her all these blessings, you know what I'm saying? To give her all this money and everything. She ain't ready. But she's sleeping down there. No, that's when I get caught slipping. Now listen, sometimes I get caught slipping. I get caught slipping, you know, Facts ain't no robbery. If you take me out to eat, I need to do something for it, you know what I'm saying? I need arm on some ties or something, you know. Cause a lot of women. Yeah, I did what I did. Shut up. You need to do something for this, man. He done took you out, you done ate. Well, everything he don't just like you and you up, Kiki.
Caller
No.
Jess Hilarious
So you trick a little bit.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I wouldn't say I trick a little bit. I just say fair exchange, ain't no robbery. You know what I'm saying? I'mma talk to you. And I'm tell you what I can do, what I can't do. I'm telling you, if you, if you want something that I don't know how to do, I call Jeff. Jess, you want to jump in this because.
Lauren LaRosa
Do I want to be tagged in and then.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, tagged in because the things I can't do, I'm over here making sandwiches.
Lauren LaRosa
You know, I'm engaged, so I can't.
Charlamagne Tha God
I would have done that. Listen, okay, May. How did you get engaged? See, I need to do your joint so you can tell me how did you get engaged? Because I get engaged.
Jess Hilarious
She got him Mexican. He needed paper.
Charlamagne Tha God
Listen.
Jess Hilarious
Wow.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes, he is Mexican and black, but he's black first.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, but you said Mexican first, so you know what that means. She said Mexican first. Yes. You say she.
Tamika
She said Mexican first.
Caller
Are you what?
Lauren LaRosa
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Identifies what I need to identify as the more.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, you in the pronouns.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes, yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
See, that's how we lost. You can't be in everything black pronouns.
Jess Hilarious
Don't listen to her.
Charlamagne Tha God
Black people are not doing all of that. We get frustrated. That's when we call you straight your name. We not against your rights and everything. But we can't be thinking about all this stuff and everything because people got to stop walking on the backs of our movement then go to get they thing and then they pulling it from everybody. See that what I want to talk about, I got questions. I want to ask questions, but also I want new relationship. I want. When you get called in something, me and Shannon used to kick it, you know, we skick it. I was trying, man. You know, I was trying to get it.
Lauren LaRosa
Did they used to call him Shay back then?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I didn't know who that was. When I heard Shay, I was like, bro, you know, because I was trying.
Caller
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was trying to put that forearm that went back. Just take it, take it, take it. You can take it. Go to sleep, go to sleep. Gotta sleep, gotta sleep, gotta sleep, gotta sleep.
Tamika
When.
Lauren LaRosa
When y'all used to say, okay, so when you saw that live or whatever, right? You know, that took you down in.
Charlamagne Tha God
All kind of sports. Baseball, soccer, Olympics, football, hockey. I was running up in all kind of sports. Because I'm the different girl. I'm the girl that a dude get with and go, you know, I never thought I would, like, shut it up, shut it up. Take it, take it. Go to sleep, go to sleep. So you got. You got the. The Mexicans and black. You're messing black together. Because I mess with that too. Gateway to legal immigration right through here. I miss all of that. Colombian, Cuban, Mexican, El Salvadoria, you know, El Salvador is really black, you know, because they be. You know, they be trying to say who ain't coming? And now he done picked up everybody. But you voted. You vote and you singing. You voted. But you didn't think he was gonna flip the script on you. Anybody hustle hard, like Donald Trump was hustling hard and did what he did.
Jess Hilarious
But we knew it.
Charlamagne Tha God
We knew it. So I would want to talk about everything that's right. And I love alone. All right.
DJ Envy
We have more with Cheryl Underwood when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Cheryl Underwood. Charlemagne.
Jess Hilarious
Hey, you look good too. Cheryl, you love.
Charlamagne Tha God
What about 110? I was like 2, 250, like, I was wildling, baby. We had a table. We had. Because we had a table. And you know, they. I was coming out last and I was waddling to the table. Right. You know what I'm saying? I was cross between Biggie and Tracy Morgan. Right. So. No, for real, for real.
Jess Hilarious
Wait a minute.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wait, was I here?
Jess Hilarious
Was.
Charlamagne Tha God
Was y'all the show that, that I said I look like Lil Yachty. And.
Lauren LaRosa
See, I thought it, but I never said it.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's how you pointed at him. I thought I said it. I said. Cuz I said no, because remember Lil Yachty did this thing in the video.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
And I said, oh, they. And then there's a picture and somebody put them side by side. And I, I took it. I claim it. If you got a good line on me, I'll take that line. But if it ain't a good line, you might get. Get tapped. You know, you might get tapped these little bitty. These little sharp knuckles and that. I lost 110 pounds. I got a good black doctor too. Dr. Zuri Morrell. You got to check him out.
Jess Hilarious
So you had surgery to lose the weight?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, no, I was going to have it because that is what was recommended. And then when I went to get the. I did the psychological test because you got to go through a lot of testing before you get to surgery. And then I went to get the. I was getting my colonoscopy. So I said, well, you might as well do the endoscopy because the equipment goes down your throat like, okay, never mind. I'm about to go on a whole nother tangent. But when I went to do that, my colorectal doctor, Dr. Zori Morrell, brother over at Cedar Sinai, Morehouse man said, why are you doing this? And so he started to read my record and he said, try this first. So then he put me on Saxenda first. And then I went to Wegovy and everything changed. And we monitor all of my vitals and my blood work and everything. And that's what you got to do. But this can be done. The other thing that can be done. We need to be buying up property that people don't want and changing neighborhoods and putting healthy stuff next to stuff we love. And then we need to put small clinics in every neighborhood. You don't have to go to the hospital far away just to come down and get your blood pressure check. You need to be able to walk. In the old days, we used to walk places. We need to bring that back. We who have money, access, and power need to use that money, access and power. Because now they'll give us something, somebody else will start using it, and then they'll take it away.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
You ain't hurting me.
Jess Hilarious
Why does the talk get canceled?
Charlamagne Tha God
You want my personal opinion? I don't know. Because, you know, that's above my pay grade.
Jess Hilarious
I'm asking Sherry, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
You want my opinion?
Jess Hilarious
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, I. I think we had The Dream Team 5. The Dream Team 5 was Julie Chan Moonves, Aisha Tyler, Sharon Osbourne, and Sarah Gilbert created the show, brought us to CBS, and then here I come. That's the Dream Team 5. Eve came just as good, you know. So to me, once you get away from your dream team combination, do people really care? And are we really talking about something? You don't have to argue politics. I think the view does an amazing job with what they do. Right. But we. We can't be that. Some people don't want to pick a side. Right. Sometimes you don't want to argue all the time. But also, I think we got to understand it is no longer visionary in entertainment. It is now corporation in entertainment. If you are not cost efficient.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You will not stay on. And if you're not generating revenue, you will not stay on. And I think once we lost the components that made up, made us great, then we had to understand that it ain't your season no more. And beyond the gates, I believe it was something that I was told from other sources. Christophe St. John, when he was alive, he was trying to put this together years ago. It's been in development for years. It's their time. It's their opportunity. People should support it. People should watch it and keep it on the air because at the end of the day, we all need the jobs. Now, would I like to do another talk show? Absolutely. Absolutely. I found that I have the skill and I like doing it, but I'd like to do something a little bit different where I could talk about everything with everybody.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, and I just got a couple of questions, you know, so what.
Lauren LaRosa
You joked earlier, you joked Right on by Sharon Osborne. And I clocked it, but I'm gonna bring it on back.
Charlamagne Tha God
Real talk. That's why I told you when I walked in, what I say. Did she ask me anything? Because you can ask me anything. It's how I answer. Okay, okay. Wait a minute.
Lauren LaRosa
Where y'all. Where y'all at now? Like, how is your relationship now? How is it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Listen, I wasn't mad. I tell y'all because I. Anybody ask me, I tell y'all and I trust y'all.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Remember? No.
Jess Hilarious
We're talking to millions of people. They ain't just us. I just want you to know there's family.
Charlamagne Tha God
There's millions of people.
Tamika
Come get them.
Charlamagne Tha God
Mix and mingle to tickets. Hit me up on Instagram. I need to sell out everything. Tacoma, Washington.
DJ Envy
Gotta sell that in California. Looney Bend in Arkansas. Baltimore, Comedy Factory.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'll be in Detroit at least three times. I need to sell everything to finance everything. But back to your question.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
So remember, they was Pierce and Sherm. They was talking about Meghan Markle. And I. I pulled him to the side when he came on the show. I said, you cannot mess with her. Why? Her mama and them is Windsor Hills. She fell in love with a dude, and now she living in Windsor Palace. You can't talk about her. We have to ride on you. Don't do this right. You can state your point, but you ain't riding on her like that. Well, they. He was riding. Then there was a cosine. The cosine cult, Black Twitter, black social media. Undefeated to this day. Right? So they was dragging. And a lot of people don't like that heat. Right? When I got in trouble, I had to go to the black community. I'm sorry, I was wrong. But then I found out I got caught up in something that I think God was telling me. Something bigger is coming. You better prepare yourself for what's coming. So on that day, in that time period being dragged, then you want to come back in and say, I got something I want to say. Well, there was discussion about, we gonna ask you some questions back when people go, right, right, cool, cool. Ask me anything. And then when it get heated and then you want to jump funky on somebody. Well, this day I believe that God said, did I not tell you, servant, that something is coming? Sit down. Why? Because if I had come out of a bag on her, if I had been the Cheryl Underwood from the past that you know me, who the you talking? My last name is what? I would have been a reflection on you. So Just don't get the opportunity. Because black females don't know how to control themselves.
Jess Hilarious
But sometimes you gotta check them.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, but you gotta know how and when to check somebody. And on that day, the blessing from God was for me to sit there and when somebody say, what are we gonna do, Cheryl? Because remember, I was moderating, which is the leadership position. I liked being the anchor, right? Julie Chan Moonvest was the moderator. I like being the anchor, right? She teed up for me. I take it down and we go to break. I slam dunk it, and we go to break. If I ain't got none, I. Well, nah, if I got, I give her the signal. I ain't got nothing. That's a relationship. But if somebody's jumping on you sometime, you got to let them flame out. I love her. I love every woman and man that I've worked with. But when something like that happened, I think the blessing from God was, look how Cheryl has matured. Look what Cheryl did not do on cbs. When a black man is running it, we've got to understand we represent each other. Yeah, I could have lit her up. And for that moment, everybody would have been happy until they're not. So I think I did what I should have done, which was sit there and let you keep talking. Let you keep talking. Now, was I hurt? Come on, just, you know me. Who the you talking to? I wanted to go to break. I did do you. Who you talking to? But then I was like, shut it up, Cheryl. Shut it up. Go home, make a vodka tonic, ask God to take this heat off your back.
Jess Hilarious
But then she apologized. But then she went on stage, stage, still show, and said she regretted apologizing.
Charlamagne Tha God
And actually said, you absolutely. And see, to me, I would say this. Everybody wants to know my feeling. I want to know what was your reaction to. One minute you apologize, the next minute you not. One minute you fud you for us, and next minute you're not. One minute you making little comments about somebody in leadership, but you not. Or people are coming out with their information that they've witnessed. So wait a minute. Cheryl might not be the villain. See, what happens is when you get power, even power on the level that we got it now, you become a threat. Right? But we don't want to wield our power where you can't work. We need you to survive. So when people look back and go, cheryl, do you regret it? No. Who would have thought Cheryl Underwood from Def Comedy Jam, BET Comic View would be on the number one network, the Red State, the square Business network that do all the police procedurals would be on a talk show. That's why sometime you got to know to play your position.
DJ Envy
All right, we have more with Cheryl Underwood when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's EJ Envy. Jess. Hilarious. Charlamagne. The guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Cheryl Underwood. Charlemagne.
Jess Hilarious
Do you have a woman blocking you?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, and I have a strident personality as well. You know, I walk in a Boss. Yeah, because when you're a female comic, you are the boss. You are everything. So I walk in. Cheryl, can you do. No, I cannot read this right here. Just like when I did. What was the movie that Lisa Ray, Jamie Foxx, Players Club.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay. So they called me because in my past, I was doing a little sexual interpretive dance.
Jess Hilarious
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
On the side. No, the part that Adele took. You know, I got. I'm Too Short to be Diaper. That wouldn't have been a good movie at all. Y'all would. Y'all would have walked out on the bootleg. What was your stripper name? I didn't have no stripping.
Jess Hilarious
This what it was.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know I'm from Chicago, right?
Tamika
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
You know Cheryl Scriven, Right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Caller
There it is.
Charlamagne Tha God
But, you know, I grew up in Chicago, so I was going to uic. They had an ad in the paper where you was going. It was lingerie modeling. It was lingerie modeling. And it was. Where you come out with the lingerie Was in a tavern. Family den. It was in a tavern on Stony Island. And you come out with the lingerie on.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah. No, but I know it's old.
Charlamagne Tha God
For real. It was a tavern in there. Right. And I'm not a great hill walker, so I came out and everything, I got it on. But damn, you had everything against you. Everything. Everything was against me.
Caller
Everything.
Charlamagne Tha God
And God let you know what you. That's right. With the gun smoke. Listen, Festus James Arnett, listen to me. You better come up rifle man, check on it before Roots, when we start hating him. Trying to get the money, right? Because I'm trying to go to college, right? So I come out, but God let you know what you ain't supposed to do, right? So I come out, and I know I'm not good at this, but them other girls, they doing it. They stripping because they buy the lingerie and then you're supposed to strip it off, right? Yeah, but I'm. I'm not good. I'm garbage at this, right? So I start telling Jokes and acting crazy and falling out stage. No, you have to walk around the tavern. So them hood. Do you know hood dudes like you.
Jess Hilarious
You crazy. You crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
You need to go home. You need to go home. You're not. So they start paying me for that. And that's how they were like, listen, you funny and you smart. And then that's when I started to have an affinity for the street dude. And I talk for the street dude. I hang out with the street dudes, you know? And street dudes have backed me up in life. So, like you say, I didn't have to fight for myself. Cause the street dude was always willing to step up. I creep on the low, you know, I go through three hotels at one time. Listen, meet me in the lobby of this one. We gonna get in the cab, we gonna go down to this one. But we not gonna stay. We going to go out the back. Then I want you to go around the corner. Now you got to drive another car. I don't want everybody knowing my business. So people were trying to say. But they were saying that I was. And I thought, is it worth all that?
DJ Envy
You better tell them it is.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's all right. I mean, I. No, I tell the truth. Now before we. Before you s. Let me take you out to dinner first. I tell you, it's garbage below the waist.
Caller
Garbage.
Charlamagne Tha God
I ain't got to move above the neck. Fire. Give me work. Give me. You're late for work. You'll be mad. You'll be like, what day is it? And my kidney is gone. And my tooth, my wisdom. You took my wisdom tooth out. I put you down. I put you. I put you down. I make you call me. I make you call me. And I don't need a full face of makeup. I know when I did a good job. When they don't care whether I got a wig or makeup on it. I just need to see you. I bet you do. I bet you do.
Tamika
I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know. I know what I'm doing. But fair exchange ain't no robbery. Now, I tell you the truth. You want this? It's not good. You have to find somebody good. I'm at the top. I'm not at the not about. And see, I would hang out with Gail because she said she looking for somebody, but she's gonna have a hard time. Why?
Jess Hilarious
You say why?
Charlamagne Tha God
Successful women are gonna have a hard time because some men think we don't need you. I need you. I need you. You can work at the gas station, and I need you. Why? Because I know. I'm getting honey buns. I'm gonna get barbecue chips and a full tank of gas. That was racist. And then I'm gonna motivate you. You to buy the gas station you work in, and then I'll motivate you to buy more gas stations.
DJ Envy
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
If that's what you want to do. Now, if you cool working at the gas station, I make sure your shirt is fresh and iron, Nate, because your real name is Nathaniel. I make sure your shirt is ready. Give me some sugar. Now go work at the gas station. I'm gonna scoop around. Get me a tank of gas. I need that 91 octane, baby. And I'll see you later. No. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What's his name? What's his name? He's in all the commercials now. Big dude. Big dude.
Jess Hilarious
Drew.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, yeah, listen. Everybody was blowing my phone, jusky trying to hit. I was like, where at, cuz?
Lauren LaRosa
He always looking for love.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what. Come on.
DJ Envy
What you trying to mention up here?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, he said he wanted to hide. Everybody was calling me, going, juicy said he want hit. I said, bet. Call him. Tell him what's up. I'm in this city. No, I don't. I don't know how to do all that.
Jess Hilarious
Man, who the hell be DMing me from your page all the damn time?
Charlamagne Tha God
Wait a minute. But then Instagram. Wait, but wait a minute. Let me tell you what. Remember I said, is this still you?
Jess Hilarious
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm not saying I need to come on your show. Like, yo, she act like we got a different number or something.
Jess Hilarious
She actually work. Yes, I'm. I'mma connect you and Drewy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay? But this. No, y'all need to. What y'all need to do. We need to meet up somewhere. Y'all need to film it. See, it's not just documented. And that thing. Then I need to get that kiss good night, cuz. I. I like the kiss. I don't really like to do nothing now, you know, Me and flight. He escorted me to the BET comedy one. You did it, Flavor.
Jess Hilarious
Flavor.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. He escorted me, and he was. Was like. You know, he thought he was just doing it, you know, being dashing and everything. But then when I did my set, the one that La Cool J performed on way back in the day when I had my little makeup, my outside makeup, and one of the ways brothers had me in the corner, they was rapping to the beat. And I said, you know this is Cheryl Underwood, right? And he was like, sir. I was like, yeah, man, you still trying to holler, you know, because, you know, usually I don't look, you know, But I got the best. Dale McDonald, best glam man. Three Emmys to my one. So anyway, you know, I was trying to get my. Get myself together, and, you know, I'll be texting people, and I don't know if people really like me, right? You gotta figure out, do you really like me? Because I'm not gonna throw it out there if you don't like me. And if you like me, then let's go out now. If you want to film it, film it. So me and Flav get together, I do my set. Then he's like, well, come to the afterbar. I said, no, I'm going home. Go to bed. He said, no, come to after. We have a good time. This dude was getting drinks. Everything chivalrous, everything. So I was like, okay, it's time for me to go. You know? I said, good night. And he was like, good night. And so he moved in for the movie. And I said, all right. You buying them drinks about a lot of drinks. And I'm still standing. Okay. And we kissed good night. And I was like, well, damn.
Jess Hilarious
We said, favorite trade exchange. What you say, fix?
Charlamagne Tha God
Shane ain't a robber. It ain't no robbery. You trying to holler at me, but he was dashing for me. You get me on? Dashing, Handsome a man, right? I like a baby. The bars. But people think, why would you mess with flight, right? He was dashing, he was handsome. And I felt it was an appropriate good night kiss. It don't mean we gonna be the gala. Cause you may not like me. You might just have the feeling. You know what I'm saying? And if you got the feeling, what you wanna do after this?
Jess Hilarious
There you go. Drisky. Don't you get scared? Yeah, I'm putting the pressure on. Don't get scared.
Charlamagne Tha God
But we gonna have to come back here, and y'all gonna have to let the cameraman follow us, you know, because we hit the Red Lobster, times go out, tear them apart. Ain't gonna be no more crab legs.
DJ Envy
He better do something other than Red Lobster.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, no. We trying to help the brother Lobster. If you go to my Instagram page, I've been going to Red Lobsters with people all over the country with dudes. If you want to date me, and I'm in the city and there's a Red Lobster, I'd like to go on Thursday night because I need to get some sleep, do the promotion on Friday. But I Want to go into the Red Lobster? Because we got to bring that back as the popping spot. Yeah, we got to help this brother. We got to talk to the brother over at Lowe's. We got the brother that's running Lowe's. We ain' to you if you are on the list. We need to talk to you.
Jess Hilarious
Cheryl, not wrong.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right. That's right. Okay, so when I'm coming back, When I come back. Whatever you want to. Listen, I, I ain't trying to take a, a position. Oh, girl, I, I, I just try to get in cuz I need another try.
Lauren LaRosa
Try to do that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, no, I, I don't get down like that. I don't get down. And you don't train your replacement. I got jokes about that too. Somebody walk up, teach me how to run a copy machine. That's a copy machine? I thought that was a vending machine. I ain't never seen. You want me do what and mingle?
Jess Hilarious
Mix and mingle.
DJ Envy
It's a breakfast club.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're checking out the breakfast club. Your execution on the donkey of the day is something to behold.
DJ Envy
Is it a read?
Charlamagne Tha God
He gave me donkey of the Day.
Tamika
And I deserve the.
Jess Hilarious
People need to know.
Tamika
Well, you need to tell them I am. You have the voice.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tell them it's time for donkey of the day. It's a read. But you're so good at it, you're.
Jess Hilarious
Trying to be a fake ass.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlotte.
Tamika
Charlemagne.
Jess Hilarious
There's only one Charlemagne involved.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn Charlemagne.
Tamika
Who you give a dusty of the day to now?
Jess Hilarious
Donkey today goes to Manjay. I think that's his name. Monje. Monjay D. James Wooden. Okay? He is 25 years old and hails from the great state of Kentucky. Drop on the clues bombs. For everyone who listens to us on Real93 1 in Louisville, Kentucky. Thank you for your support. Now, we all love fast food. We eat it for different reasons. The number one reason is we're hungry. Okay? It's convenient. It provides comfort. Full disclosure, you know I'm a fast food franchise owner. Salute to crystal. Dropping a clues bombs for Crystal. But another fast food restaurant I grew up on is Wendy's. And that's why this story made me laugh. Because I understood both parties involved. Okay. When I was a kid, I would drive my grandmother Rosalie into town, okay? She would run her errands in most corner South Carolina. And when errands was done, she would always want to go Wendy's. And when we got to Wendy's, she would stress to me, when we was Going through the drive through that she wanted her fries hot. Okay? I can literally hear her right now telling me, not tell them you want the fries hot. She would stress hot. And that's a common sentiment amongst anyone who orders french fries. You want them fresh, you want them hot. But those Wendy's hot fries hit different. Even though I think in 2025, crystal fries are better. But those Wendy's hot fries slap. And Manjay was angry over the temperature. His fry. Temperature of his fries. Now, when you're angry over the temperature of your fries, you simply say, hey, these fries are cold. I would like them hot. Most fast food restaurants will oblige. But when it's 10:41pm at night in Kentucky, apparently handling things civilly is not an option. See, Monje and a group of people he was with allegedly started arguing in the drive through over the cold fries. And then the suspect in his squad went in the Wendy's because they wanted action. What happened next? Let's go to ABC11 on your side for the report, please.
Charlamagne Tha God
A man was arrested today in connection to a shooting at a Wendy's restaurant.
DJ Envy
One police believe started over cold french fries.
Charlamagne Tha God
LMPD says Manja James Wooten turned himself in for the January 6th shooting.
DJ Envy
According to his arrest citation, he was.
Charlamagne Tha God
With two other people in that Wendy's.
DJ Envy
Drive through on Dixie Highway.
Charlamagne Tha God
James Wooten and the other suspects allegedly got into a fight with the worker over cold french fries.
DJ Envy
Louisville police released these photos from the scene.
Charlamagne Tha God
Three suspects got out of the drive through and then came inside the restaurant.
DJ Envy
Where James Wooten allegedly fired at the Wendy's worker. She was hit and taken to the hospital where she's expected to survive.
Charlamagne Tha God
James Wooten is right now being held on a bond of $50,000.
Jess Hilarious
Round of applause for that Wendy's employee. Okay. In the immortal words of Raekwon the chef, you got guns. We got guns, too. You okay? And in the words of the almighty Bohagan, f that you buck, we buck back. See, Manjay, you learned a valuable lesson. And that lesson is simply never judge a book by its cover. You thought homie was sweet because you know they weren't in there thugging, okay? You. You thought that you was gonna go in that Wendy's and bully that person because they worked at Wendy's. You saw them black pants, that red shirt, that black apron with the Wendy's logo on it, and you thought this was going to be a breeze. And then that Wendy's employee showed you that the beef really is fresh, never frozen, okay? You went for hot fries and ended up getting hot fire. This is why I be telling folks, go to therapy, though, okay? You have to go do the work on yourself because this is simply not proper conflict resolution, okay? If your fries are not hot, there is absolutely zero reason to argue with the fast food employee, and you damn sure don't need to go into Wendy's and lick a shot, okay? What is the point? How many times do I have to get on this radio and tell folks before they react? Do some jail math in your head, all right? Simple calculations. Can I afford to do what it is I'm about to do? Because the cost can sometimes be too high. You might lose your life. You might lose your freedom. And who wants to die or go to jail forever over that new mushroom bacon cheeseburger at Wendy's? Okay? Monje is being held right now with a Bail set at $50,000, and he's being charged with assault. I'm sure it's going to end up being assault with a deadly weapon. That's 20 years, okay? In Kentucky, sir. 20 years in prison because you wanted your fries hot and didn't know how to properly communicate that to a Wendy's employee. Now you about to go to prison. Let me tell you something. You about to go to prison. And when they find out what you in there for, they gonna give that fresh meat a nickname, okay? I promise you. They gonna call you Young Baconator in prison, all right? That's right. You gonna go into prison single, but after a few months, somebody gonna order a double. And when the word gets out that you like it hot, somebody gonna order a triple. That's a lot of meat. And I don't even want to tell you what that vanilla Frosty is like in prison. But it's hot just the way you like it. Please give Mon JD James Wooden the biggest he, huh? Crazy world. This is a very crazy world out here.
Cheryl Underwood
The Frosty was crazy work.
Jess Hilarious
The vanilla Frosty gonna be nasty.
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Jess Hilarious
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Cheryl Underwood
That was crazy work.
Jess Hilarious
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DJ Envy
Thank you for that donkey. Today, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Lorna Rosa is here as well, and we got a special guest in the building.
Jess Hilarious
The Hoodwood for yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Family.
Tamika
I'm not. Special guest.
Charlamagne Tha God
Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Family Figaro is here. Good morning.
Cheryl Underwood
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
DJ Envy
How you feeling?
Tamika
I'm feeling good.
Jess Hilarious
Congratulations. I saw that you officially got accepted into FAMU Law School.
Tamika
Absolute yes. Thank you for saying that. Yes. I'm very excited. Famu. Hbcu. Very, very important. My daughter, shout out to my daughter Jada. She actually got into Prairie View.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Tamika
She'll be going on scholarship. And, mom, we'll be taking advantage of my empty nest situation and going to law school.
Jess Hilarious
What made you decided? Because you already got two degrees, right?
Tamika
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Did you want to go get a third?
Tamika
I've always wanted to get my law degree, even though I've worked with Attorney Crump as a senior public policy advisor, as you know, for the last 10 years. Just wasn't able to do it. You know, having a daughter running a business, 300 employees in Atlanta, hustling, working. Your first year of law school is really like a hazing. Like, you really have to be able to, you know, focus. I've always had to worry about getting money. So I want to say thank you to you for the Black Effect podcast network, because without that, knowing that I can at least have some type of income coming in. That's really a lot of why it's made possible that your credits could never. That's really, really important. You know, it's not like I'm wealthy or, you know, anything like that. But one of the things with law school, it took me over a decade to finish my bachelor's. I had to stop, start, stop, start, stop, start because of money, you know, need. Do I got to work full time? Do I have to be a teacher, substitute? All those different things. So to really finish the law school program, you need a job. And how do you do that? And still study. So I am part time because I'm still chief local correspondent at Revolt News and managing editor over there. But now I can kind of breathe and, you know, I got some income coming in, so. Shout out to Charlotte.
DJ Envy
Will you actually go to class and school there or what you do online?
Tamika
I know you always ask about online. Yes. No, I will be in class in Orlando, Florida. Going back to Orlando, finishing up some, which is a full circle for me, I believe, when due to healthcare reform, when I lost my business. So no, it's actually Monday through Thursday and then I'll be going to Atlanta to record on Friday, law degree.
Cheryl Underwood
So when you finish all of that, you're just gonna apply it to what you're already doing. Do you have a new area you want to venture into?
Tamika
No, I will still always be in civil rights. No doubt about that. But criminal defense, it's very, very important to me. My main thing that I advocate for is a criminalization of black men in particular and black black folks. And we need more criminal defense lawyers. What Attorney Crump does is important. We need more civil rights attorneys. But I think I can be a beast at that defense table.
DJ Envy
I think so too. Well, we got a lot to talk about, a lot to discuss.
Jess Hilarious
Where do you want to go? I see you got your laptop.
Tamika
Well, no, I. I came to talk to you guys about Push the Line. I've talked to you about it many, many times. My training program, Politics Until Something Happens Conference. It's a nonpartisan political training. We did it in 2022, you remember, at 300 people that came from all over the country. I was overwhelmed to see how many people came in. They sat with me for 12 hours in the rain, waiting in the rain at 7am and so people have asked Tesla bring the program online. And so I finally got it online. It's a five course program. I'm the trainer. I say Masters in Education. Not to stunt, because, you know, I'm the hood whisperer. But it's important that you know that because I actually built the curriculum. And so there's a lot of folks that build courses but may not know, you know, the technicalities of building a curriculum, having objectives and meeting those. So course one is called we are Soldiers. And what that is is it's talking about the roles and responsibilities for candidates, campaign workers, organizers and activists. A lot of people don't understand roles and responsibilities and the difference between those two. And I'll just kind of give an example. You and I talk about it all the time. The difference between candidates and activists, an elected official actually serves the constituents. So you'll hear a lot of people online. Why is such and such black candidate talking about immigration? Why are they talking about this? Why are they not talking about black folks? Well, they are, but you got to understand that candidate in Congress is representing 200,000 people, 150,000 people. And that job literally says to advocate for your constituents, so they have to take care of everybody. So that's why people was pissed when they said, oh, BP Harris said, I'm not gonna only do stuff for black people. I feel it. I understand what they meant. But what she was basically trying to say is you have to represent everybody, which is why I would not be a good candidate. It's really important that you know where you fit. I wouldn't be a good candidate unless I'm in south Fulton, which is Atlanta, outside of Atlanta, Georgia. 98, black city commissioner. So I can talk about black issues. But if you're in Congress, run for president, you're talking about everybody that's literally a part of their job. An activist. And this is where people get confused. An activist is the one that is pushing the candidate that is saying, hey, what about me? What about me? So if that's reparations activists, immigration activists, health, health care activists, your job is to literally put pressure on the elected official. The elected official has to sit around and say, okay, I gotta take care of a little bit of this. This is this squeaky oil. What? They say squeaky. Oh, what's up? So your job is to push, however, because candidates. And this is where I criticize them. Candidates, elected officials don't work with activists the way that they should. Because you want to be at all. You want to be the candidate, you want to be the activist. You want to be the organizer.
Jess Hilarious
Are they scared to work with the activists because they think they'll get backlash?
Tamika
Right. Or they want to be on his microphone. You have over 400 people in Congress. How many do you see on the microphone? A handful. So you have your Jasmine Crockets. You have, like, Nancy Mace.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Tamika
So you have. But technically, they're the elected official. Technically, they shouldn't have to be on the microphone being the activist. Because what happens is if Jasmine Crockett is talking about all the different things. Immigration. I tell people, lay off on. Get being upset with her talking about immigration. She's in Texas. She must talk about immigration. So you have black people online. Oh, why is she talking about immigrant? Because she represents people, you know, in Texas. So when you have her having to Be the activist. Because there's not leadership in the Democrat Party that's loud or there's not activists on the ground that are loud enough or they're not coordinating with those activists. And when I say coordinate, I mean give them them money so that they can crash out on your behalf. Then now you have a candidate that's trying to do it all. So what happens when she runs for office? When I looked at her ballotpedia, I think it was a hundred something thousand that voted in a, in a general election. So when I look at that and I see 50,000 people in the primary, that can move you out your seat. That's what happened to Representative Bowman, Jamal Bowman. When you are being the activist and he's talking about Gaza, Gaza, Gaza, Gaza, Gaza, and damn near half of your district is Orthodox Jews, they actually have the power to put you in and put you out. Not the podcast, not the national media. So when you're not coordinating with your activists, say, hey, go run this play, run this offense, and let me do this. And you do that. That's how you see a lot of the issues. And you set up false expectations for the elected official. And then the organizer is very different than the activist. A lot of people think that's the same. It's not the same. Organizing is actually getting people in the room. Like we did at the town hall a couple of weeks ago. I had in Atlanta, 150 people standing outside in the rain. That's organizing. Screaming and yelling is one thing, but getting a hundred thousand people to go to the polls to say we are voting, no commitment, that is actually organizing. Which is why Tamika always says I'm an organizer first. So when you understand these roles and responsibilities now you can know your role, which is push the line. My logo has a person pushing the P, the U, the S, the H. Everybody, like, at this table has a role, if you know your role. And then we know how to work together now we can move forward on an agenda.
DJ Envy
All right, we got more with Tesla and Figaro when we come back. Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's EJ Envy. Jess, Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the breakfast. Lauren Laros is here as well. We're still kicking it with Teslin, Figaro.
Cheryl Underwood
Lauren, with politics today, though, like, when I look at, like, Trump, I feel like he, you know, he doesn't stay within any lines of any things that you just said. Do you feel like there's. It's changed now because he's Changed the way that politicians move and what they say and what they stand for. Like, he. He pushes whatever he wants to touch, and he's successful at it. So how do you kind of counter what he's doing to kind of make it work? The people that you're raising up on either side are just as strong voice wise as what we see him do.
Tamika
Yeah, it's not about really countering it. See, one of the, one of the modules that I have is. It's called. It's not about we, it's about me. If you are already strategizing to be against somebody and not doing your role, like you always say, just stay consistent. Consistent. Don't compete with anybody. Do your role. Push. The line is not about trying to focus on Trump or focus on what Republican parties are doing, because Trump never focused on you. He never focused on the Democrat Party. So when people set that up to say, I know it felt good when they say, oh, Barack Obama, he's everybody's president, actually, you're really the president of the people that vote you in. Yeah, I know people don't want to hear that, but it's really catering to who votes you, who put you in. That's just like my household. I'm catering to my man. Not catering to what your man say or what somebody else man say. So Trump has done. And they hate it when I say this. This because they say, he don't. He don't. He didn't do a good job. He's a liar. No, I'm not saying I like it. I'm telling you how it is. Yeah, it's a difference between how it is and how you want it to be. He is only talking to his base, even though he know good and damn well he cannot dismantle the Department of Education because Congress is going to have to do it. He don't give a damn about that. He signed an executive order saying, let's dismantle it. We beg for those things. You remember Charlemagne, like, why don't y'all just do an executive order for the George Floyd justice and Policing Act? But everybody's so smart in the Democrat Party. That's not how I work. You got to go through Congress. You got to go. People want to know you at least fighting you at least in the ring. You willing to sock somebody in the eye? You willing to take. You willing to fight for my love? You know what they say every night, I gotta fight for my love.
Jess Hilarious
I think it's a combination of both, though, because Donald Trump did, you know, he did call them the woke left, and he did say that the Democrats are the. The enemy from within. But he didn't just. Just run a campaign of Democrats are bad. Democrats are bad. Democrats are bad. He actually said, these are the things I want to do for my constituents as well. I think Democrats just run a whole Trump is bad campaign, but they don't ever tell the constituents exactly what it is they want to do for.
Tamika
Right. And they also don't teach constituents how to do it. They're terrible with training, which is why I started this training program also. Trump is an organizer and an activist and a candidate and a marketer and an entertainer. He makes everything a spectacle. He makes everything a big deal. He always knows how to play to the camera. All of the things that the Democrats feel they lack. Too good to do.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Tamika
And so I'm just gonna tell you, like, straight up, oh, no, don't do that. That's not president. He doesn't give a damn. And so when you. He's been campaigning for the last eight years.
Eric
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
Campaigning now.
Tamika
Yeah, he's campaigning now. We say that he's literally campaigning. When you have a rally every month or every other month, that's actually organizing, getting people in the room, they pop out crazy. They pop out crazy. So he's been doing that the whole time.
Charlamagne Tha God
You.
Tamika
It's hard to catch up with that. It's hard to catch up when you've been talking. It's not a matter of how many people you have. Conservatives are the majority minority of this country, so it's not about who's the biggest, it's about who's the strongest. That's why I like to use LA gang banging. For those who grew up in the 90s, Bloods were always the smallest, but they also were the most powerful. How did Inglewood survive with Crips all around it? Why? Because they knew how to push a line, which, by the way, that's what blood say, push the line. Crips say, press the line. So when you're able to take a small group, organize consistent message, message, message. Conservatives have the best. And again, don't come for me in the comments. I don't give damn. Y'all come in comments or not, Not. They have the digital discipline that you do not have on the left. You do not have that on the left. Conservatives listen to podcasts where they listen to AM talk radio. We talked about this before, all the way into work, an hour commute, messaging, messaging, messaging.
Cheryl Underwood
Right.
Tamika
They go in their job, they listen to a podcast. 70 of podcast listeners are white, which is why we're doing that. Black effect is so important. So then they at work messaging, messaging, messing, bad, bad, bad, enemy, enemy, enemy me. Then they go home and they watch Fox News. Then they get in the comments. I try to teach people how to be the comment caucus. I talk about that too. They, they stay on it. Like we stay on it with Shade Room. They stay on it non stop. Look at the interview that I did here with Vivid. Ramasami is a perfect example. Then people still commenting on that. They know how to message over and over and over, even if it's wrong. And so you don't see that on the left. And so I don't give them as left or right. I want to see it more in our communities. Know how to message. Same way y'all follow gossip, same way y'all followed it. If we have that same type of organizing, which by the way is course two called ambition of a rider, it's talking about community coalition building, how to be the common caucus, how to make sure you click and like how to get the engagement. You have to be very strategic in this. And if you're not, we don't get anywhere.
Jess Hilarious
I agree with that. I also think that that's why when somebody, when you see somebody scoring points, you just got to keep feeding them the ball. Republicans did that with Trump. Once they saw that Trump is the guy that the media gravitates towards. And this is who people are listening to. That's the guy. And I think Democrats don't do enough of that. If it's aoc, give her the ball. If it's Jasmine Crockett, give it a ball. If it's Bernie Sanders, give him the ball. Those are the people that folks are gravitating towards right now. They just had a rally in LA.
Tamika
I think with like 20 something, 30 something, thousand people.
Jess Hilarious
That's what I'm saying. Like, if that's the people folks are gravitating towards, that's who needs to be getting the ball, right?
Tamika
My criticism, well, not criticism. My pushback with that with Bernie Sanders is because working on this campaign, 2015, they did great getting people to the rallies, but you couldn't get them to the polls. So it's great to stand up there and say, hey, y'all, this is. But if you're not giving people the tools, which again, this is why this training is so important. If you're just saying, get involved in your community, a lot of people literally don't know how they literally need a step by step guide side. Democrats should be running a play. You should see commercial just as much as they ran y'all commercials every 15 minutes. It should be who want to run, who want to run, who want to run, who want to work on the campaign, who want to work on the campaign. Constant. Y'all raised a hundred million dollars in 90 days. Where's a hundred million dollars to actually train people? Just so we clear, nothing is bad. People pay for the course, but nothing is backing me. It's not a Republican, it's not a Democrat. It's not any of that. Why are they not using that money to train people? You how to run for local office. You have midterms next year. Then you need to train people how to actually work on the campaign. There's a lack of infrastructure. One of the reasons Rashida to leave was 7, 4, 5, 6 black people that ran against Rashida's leave in Detroit. They had to hire a friend of mine from Kansas City to run the campaign because of the lack of infrastructure, of knowing how to run a campaign, how to be a volunteer coordinator, how to be a campaign manager, how to be a comms director. So they don't build up the infrastructure, which means you don't have a bench. It's not just getting a good candidate. You also need your organizers, you need your campaign workers. And that's what my criticism is of Bernie Sanders and anybody that's doing a rally. You're not training these people, you're getting them upset. But for what?
DJ Envy
All right, we got more with Tesla and Figaro when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. The guy we are Breakfast Club. Lorna Rose is here as well. We're still kicking it with Teslin. Figaro, I was going to ask you. You know, a lot of times Democrats get butt hurt a lot when you ask them, when you push back on a lot of the things that they say. Why do you think that is? It almost feels like they are upset when we question the things that we should be able to question.
Tamika
There's a lot of ego in politics, which is one of the things again that we teach that I teach you the thing to remove your ego out the way. Meaning not about me. Me, not about we. It's about me. They know it all. I'm just gonna be straight up honest with you. They know it all. They know it all, but seem to not know how to win consistently. You have people who are highly educated in what they do. Again, I'm not Anti education. I love degrees. The more the better. But they just refuse. Many of them, not all, but refuse to really connect to the concrete. I go by concrete roots, not mud because mud is too soft for me. I got this out the concrete. Not a manager, not an agent, not my family was in this, not somebody put me on. So they can't have those conversations and they don't know how to get the play. Get a ball to the people that can have a conversation. But you know why? Because they want to be on microphone envy. It's just like a rapper. Like they have to be the one on the microphone instead of saying, you know what? Such and such know how to talk to this group. Let me give them the play.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, I don't want to see Hakeem Jeffries. Yeah, I want to see aoc. I want to see Jackson. I want to see those people. That's, that's really the problem.
Tamika
But then there's also people that they can't connect to as well. Why are, are you not connecting to the streets in California? Well, Governor Newsom, who to me don't have a shot in hell on the national level, but still very good pushing this message. I know some homies right now in LA that will organize right now who's never voted, who's never. Because of what he did with the gang enhancement, what he's done with healthcare. You hear a lot of bad about California, but health care.
Jess Hilarious
What do you call the streets though? Because I mean Bernie and AOC did just have 36, 000 people in there.
Tamika
Well, they still not, there's still a demographic, people that are not involved at all. People that don't give a damn about none of this Bernie Sanders demographic. I'm just going to be honest. The progressive demographic, the Rainbow Coalition, is white liberals, pretty much white progressives. There's still a lack of talking to those that have completely given up, completely disenfranchised, obviously. And, and also with Coachella, the Average ticket was 7, 800.
Jess Hilarious
Well, no, that wasn't Coachella. Bernie came out of Coachella, but they had a whole other event.
Tamika
Coachella though too though.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, he came out to Coachella, but.
Tamika
They had a whole other event working on that campaign. I'm just gonna be straight up with you. You know, I'm, I'm very clear about my position with Bernie Sanders. He is talking to a very progressive white ran movement. To me, and even if you're Hispanic is still white adjacent, it's still. Let's just as long as everybody, as long as we get everybody who make money out the way. As long as everybody make 15 an hour, all will be well. He struggles with dealing with race. I'm saying it as his former racial justice director also, everybody ain't mad at rich people Charlemagne like some people really trying to get the bag. So those conversations, I know what they mean with the elite. The top.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, I think, I think the Fighting Oligarchy tour is a good message, but I think it's a hip. Well, it's not a hypocritical message from Bernie Sanders and aoc, but for majority of the. The Democratic Party is a hypocritical message because they all taking money from the billionaires in the corporate lobbyists.
Tamika
Well, the hood don't know who the oligarchy is. What, how do you say it?
Jess Hilarious
Fighting oligarchy.
Tamika
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. I mean, they don't. You know, when the people talk about neoliberal, they don't know what you're talking about. So there's different messages that people need to have to engage. And I think The Democrat Party 10 is too big. It's too big.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, I agree.
Tamika
It needs to be broken down. Everybody's not going to relate to Bernie Sanders. Everybody not going to relate to aoc. Everybody not going to relate to. To Jasmine Crockett. Everybody not going to relate to me.
Jess Hilarious
So that's why everybody should be doing like Killer Mike said, if everybody does a little, nobody got to do a lot.
Tamika
That's right. And again, local, state, we got to stop this fascination with federal. We really, really do.
Charlamagne Tha God
You.
Tamika
All of your powers is your city commissioner, your mayor. They are managing billion dollar, you know, budgets. Look at Atlanta, the black mecca. The mayor get to decide who going to get this grant, who's going to get this funding, how do we keep this program going? How do we keep the, the, the after school program going? Okay, if y'all don't want to do it, we gonna figure it out. It's the local.
Cheryl Underwood
I think it's because the local government, even though when you, when you get old enough to understand that the local government is not like the glistening glamour isn't there.
Jess Hilarious
Right.
Tamika
They want the sexiness.
Cheryl Underwood
I feel like when Keisha Lance Bottoms was mayor in Atlanta, the bottom was mayor in Atlanta. She did a good job of like you knew who she was even if you didn't live in Atlanta. Like you, you cared about what she was. She was doing even if you didn't live there. Like she was a talking point. But A lot of local government people don't do that. Like you don't.
Tamika
Well, they don't need to do it. It's called actually serving your constituents. See, so again, this is where I go back to these politicians. I appreciate what they're doing. Don't. Don't get me wrong. Because we need the voices because you don't see it damn sure not coming from the Democrat party, but Keisha need to be worrying about Keisha's constituents. All of this. I'm trying to be a national spokesperson and all of that. That's how you.
Coca-Cola Advertiser
You get.
Tamika
You end up crashing out. That's why. That's how you get out of office. That's how you get your constituents seeing you at the grocery store, they're seeing you at church. They don't care nothing about you trying to be no voice for everybody else. They're concerned with. Are you taking care of these a hundred thousand people in your district or 200, 000 people in your district? It's not about. You can't get Keisha in, and you can't get her out. You have zero power. So. So she can get on these podcast mics if they want to, but the end of the day, they not vote. They don't vote for you. So either you want to be an elected official or do you want to be a podcaster?
Jess Hilarious
I agree, but I think sometimes it's not your fault. Like in. In Keisha's case, I don't think it was her fault. She just happened to be a black woman who was the mayor of Atlanta. So, like, all the rappers were talking about it. What was the slogan? Atlanta got a man named Keisha. Like it was a thing.
Tamika
Yeah, yeah. I'm definitely not blaming her. I'm just. I'm. I'm using that name for any.
Cheryl Underwood
I just pointed to her because she's the only person. I just think about it, like, locally, in Delaware, like, you would know because like you said, you see them, you hear them. But outside of whether it's Delaware, Philly, wherever, you don't just know of these people. And I think a lot of it is because even if they're not at the microphones, I don't know, it's just. Local level is not glamorized.
Tamika
Right.
Jess Hilarious
Sometimes it's scandal. Like Mary and Barry. Like, you didn't even, you know.
Tamika
But guess what? They could never get them out. I encourage people to go watch the 10 lies, the nine lives of Marin Barry, scandal or not, they could not get them out. You know why they couldn't.
Jess Hilarious
My dad was a re member because.
Tamika
He was doing the work. Yeah, he was doing the work. When you do the work, like, shout out to Eric Mays, my friend. Rest in peace. Shout out to every. Y'all seen Eric Mays. I'd be cussing out people. When you're doing the work, people know about you. But you could not get Eric Mays out of office for nothing because he took care of his district. This is a district conversation. Even Congress is still a district. It's still a local conversation. So when you get out on these microphones and you're. Because I've seen it happen real time. And you're trying to please all of these different. Different constituents that can't vote for you. Because I want to say what this. What they want me to say. I want to say what they want me to say. Okay. The people that's actually voting for you are the ones that make that make the decision. So you don't hear about it, Lauren, because they're doing their job, but they should. Those candidates should also stop trying to be seen all the time, which I think is important. I'm not dissing note because they don't have a choice. The Jasmines and all that don't have a choice. There ain't nobody else stepping up. So this is not on her. I'm saying that I wish they would work more with activists and fund those activists because they're crashing out, literally. They can't get jobs. They can't go transition anywhere. Fund those activists to run that play for you so that you can actually be in office to vote. Corey Bush, Jamal Bowman, they're no longer in Congress. They can't vote for nothing. Because when they were pushing those issues, which is important, but the district said otherwise.
Charlamagne Tha God
Us.
DJ Envy
Right.
Tamika
So you got the money to say, yeah, push, push, push, push, push. But your district said, no, we're gonna do something different. So now you don't even have an ally that can actually vote, you know, to. To make a difference. And so that's what I mean.
DJ Envy
Well, Taz, we appreciate you joining us. How can they get information on the course?
Tamika
Tesla, Figaro.com. t, E Z L Y N F I G A R O. As soon as you go to the website, of course, pops up, you got.
Jess Hilarious
A Southwest flight to catch.
Tamika
I got said if y'all gonna stop talking about Southwest.
Jess Hilarious
What time the flight, Lee?
Tamika
Yeah, it le at 3 o'clock. So you see, we got new plugs. No, I ain't never been on yesterday.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, I did See that in your story.
Tamika
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
Okay. I thought that was AI.
Charlamagne Tha God
Shout out.
DJ Envy
Shout out to one of your biggest followers, Lovey. I'm sure Lovey's excited.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my God.
Tamika
Yes. He is so supportive. Oh, he'll love that you shouted, man. He's so supportive. He really, really is. And subscribe to the Straight Shot no Chaser podcast. And congratulations on your podcast. And congratulations on everything you guys are doing. They called me Judy Winslow because I left and I never said goodbye.
DJ Envy
Oh.
Tamika
To the people in the audience that supported me because it wasn't a goodbye. Yeah. But they was used to seeing me. It wasn't a goodbye. But I do want to. I do want to say that. Shout out to everybody that supported me on Front Page News. We're still family. We're still here. Wasn't no drama, people waiting on tea. Wasn't no tea. Was no drama. Wasn't no anything. I'm doing great things, but I love you guys. And I just wanted to say, give everybody back.
DJ Envy
There you go. It's Teslin Figaro. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're checking out the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess. Hilarious Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club now. You got a positive note.
Jess Hilarious
I do, But I want to tell people. First of all, man, make sure you go get your tickets for the third annual Black Effect Podcast Festival happening Saturday, April 26th at Pullman Yards in Atlanta, Georgia. Yes, it is year three of an unforgettable day of live podcast inspiring conversations and cultural celebration. Podcast Culture Celebration. Okay. It's hosted by Mandy and Weezy of Decisions Decisions. We got the Trap Nerds podcast there for the gamers. Good Moms, Bad Choices is going to be there. Carrie Champion is going to be there with her Naked sports podcast Tank. And Jay Valentine will be there doing the R and B Money podcast live. And Sarah Jakes Roberts will be there doing the Woman Evolved podcast live. So go get your tickets right now@blackffect.com podcast festival. Okay. Saturday, April 20th, 6th, 3rd annual Black Effect Podcast Festival, Atlanta. Can't wait to see you there. And the positive note is simply this. Stop reacting to everything, okay? Becoming less reactive is a huge part of growth and a huge part of decreasing your stress, okay? If you let everything get you worked up, you're damaging your mind, body and spirit. So stop reacting to everything. Have a blessed day, Breakfast Club bitches.
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Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club – Best of 2024: Best Moments Featuring Teddy Swims, Sheryl Underwood, and Tezlyn Figaro
Episode Overview Released on April 16, 2025, The Breakfast Club presents a curated collection of the show's standout moments from 2024. Hosted by DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, and Jess Hilarious, this special episode features memorable interviews and interactions with notable guests Teddy Swims, Sheryl Underwood, and Tezlyn Figaro. Recorded in 2025, the episode offers listeners a blend of heartfelt conversations, humorous banter, and insightful discussions that encapsulate the essence of The Breakfast Club.
The episode kicks off with DJ Envy announcing that the hosts are on vacation, setting a relaxed and upbeat tone. They announce the compilation of the best interviews, callers, and memorable moments from recent months.
One of the standout segments features a heartfelt call from Randy, an aspiring airline pilot seeking mentorship and encouragement. The hosts engage warmly, offering guidance and sharing personal anecdotes to uplift Randy's spirits.
Teddy Swims joins the show, sharing his inspiring journey from a church singer to a rising music artist. He delves into his struggles with mental health, the importance of therapy, and his upcoming album that reflects his personal growth and experiences.
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Sheryl Underwood joins the conversation, bringing her trademark humor and candidness. The discussion revolves around relationships, personal growth, and the importance of self-awareness in maintaining healthy connections.
Tezlyn Figaro, also referred to as Tamika, discusses her journey into law school, balancing her role as a business owner, and her passion for civil rights advocacy. She introduces her political training program, "Push the Line," aimed at empowering activists and organizers within the community.
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Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in lighthearted and humorous exchanges, providing relationship advice and playful interactions with callers seeking love and support.
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The hosts and guests delve into discussions about media representation, the impact of political figures like Donald Trump, and the role of activism within political movements. Tezlyn Figaro critiques the Democratic Party's infrastructure and emphasizes the importance of local governance and community organizing.
The episode concludes with announcements for upcoming events, such as the Black Effect Podcast Festival, and a final uplifting message encouraging listeners to manage stress and focus on personal growth.
This Best of 2024 episode of The Breakfast Club encapsulates the show's dynamic range, from personal stories of ambition and healing with Teddy Swims to empowering political advocacy with Tezlyn Figaro. The hosts maintain their signature blend of humor and depth, creating an engaging narrative that resonates with both long-time listeners and newcomers. Notable quotes punctuate the discussions, offering memorable insights and motivations. Overall, the episode serves as a testament to the diverse voices and impactful conversations that make The Breakfast Club a beloved morning show.
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