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Lauren LaRosa
This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.
Andrew Schultz
Wake that ass up early in the morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the breakfast club. Lauren LaRosa is here, and we got a special guest in the building, Hezekiah Walker.
Andrew Schultz
Hello, everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
Andrew Shells, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome.
Andrew Schultz
How's it going?
Charlamagne Tha God
How you feeling?
Andrew Schultz
I feel good, man. You know, it's crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was talking to Charlamagne about you yesterday. I was like, we've been doing the Breakfast Club so long. We got a real opportunity to see different people grow.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you were one of them. I was like, I remember Andrew Schultz starting off and the fact I seen a couple of months ago that you sold out the Garden a couple times and you had your dad with you.
DJ Envy
So light work.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. I was like, so how does that feel, that growth? And we actually seen the grind.
DJ Envy
So people can't just say it was.
Andrew Schultz
Overnight because he's white.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, we actually seen the grind.
Andrew Schultz
It was a while. I remember the first time I came on the Breakfast Club. I think Charlamagne walked out within five minutes.
DJ Envy
I had to go.
Andrew Schultz
I was so excited. I was like, hey, man, can I come and show you? He was like, yo, I got you, bro. He comes, he starts to show you, I got my man Schultz here. I'll take it away. And then he just left.
DJ Envy
But it was still a great interview, even with this one. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna talk, but I'm like, I'm more interested to hear what Lauren.
Lauren LaRosa
I was telling my friend. I was like. They was like, well, that Charlamagne homie. I said, I promise you, he gonna be like, I'm not going to talk. I want to hear what y' all.
DJ Envy
Have to say, because I talked. I know what he thinks about things, but I want to talk every week. Yes. I'm more interested to hear what y' all think.
Andrew Schultz
He's gonna chime in. You'll see.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Once it gets a little spicy. Spicy. He'll be in there.
Charlamagne Tha God
So I want to talk, man.
Andrew Schultz
You had all of us thinking that that poor girl's family died. The Portia Williams. I was terrified. He's looking at this note, and then I see her looking at the note, and then I'm like, damn, somebody died. And the only thing I'm thinking is, is she gonna stop the interview? You know what I mean? Like, there's this moment where you're like, does she care so much about fame? She's like, well, they're already Dead, they ain't gonna be born. You know, it wasn't a death.
Lauren LaRosa
She started to get teary eyed and the way she looked at her sister, I thought somebody died too. And I'm like, oh, shit. All I was thinking is we are getting exclusive.
DJ Envy
You see what I'm saying? She worse than me.
Andrew Schultz
I'm just trying to get a laugh. I'm just trying to get a laugh.
DJ Envy
She trying to get a.
Charlamagne Tha God
You see what I'm saying?
Lauren LaRosa
This is a major exclusive right here. That's why I'm like, let me see what it says, cuz I need to anchor headline.
DJ Envy
But see, that's the TMZ brain, cuz, you know, she comes from tmz.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah. That was so bad. And I love. Sorry, Portia not going to wait. No, everybody's good.
Charlamagne Tha God
I see. I know Charlama. Even though he's an. If that would have happened, he would have stopped the interview and be like, hey, I need you to go outside. I know him for that.
DJ Envy
So I would have played like that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know. Yeah, I knew it would have been some type of joke. I just don't know how far he was going to go.
DJ Envy
You know, it's funny when Schultz walked in, Schultz looked at that couch and he was like, yo, that's the whole couch Big Dick sat on.
Andrew Schultz
I didn't know.
Lauren LaRosa
Legendary.
Andrew Schultz
Now. Now the couch is the. I mean, I remember we were on Brilliant Idiots when we first saw that. And yo. Oh my God. And I don't know, Charlemagne. Said. Said, why is she calling a lift? She should, you know, she.
DJ Envy
Why did she call it?
Andrew Schultz
Why did she call a forklift?
DJ Envy
And she lifted a fork enough.
Andrew Schultz
And then she came on. It was really funny. Like I was watching the episode. And she's quite endearing. She's just like a really, really endearing voice. But when you guys move the couch up and I walked in, I was like, oh, that's the famous couch. And I didn't know that there are three pieces. So I thought you only one part. Semicircle out.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, you know, we pulled the whole thing up.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. I was like, she filled that thing out. There's no way she's making it to a Honda Civic. Like, there's no way she said she.
Lauren LaRosa
Could get in a PT Cruiser.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Well, God bless her.
Charlamagne Tha God
I wanted to know, you know, with this day and age with comedy.
DJ Envy
Right. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
We recently seen Damon Wayne said he's not going back out on the road because they will cancel you for everything. Oh, but you are Somebody that don't give a F what you say, what people think. And why is that?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, I don't know. That's a good. That's a good. I don't know why. I don't really care. But I. I think that the days of canceling are done. Like, I think, I think it's changed. I think that kind of like pendulum is swung and I think people kind of have a sense of humor now or they feel like less effective in their, Their ability to cancel.
DJ Envy
I think you don't care because you threw what could have been a Hail Mary or it could have been a well coordinated play. It turned out to be a welcome. Which one? Yeah, because when Hollywood. There was a period. And I remember this vividly, one time Andrew comes in the studio and Andrew was saying how his agent told him that Hollywood does not want white, straight.
Andrew Schultz
No, they. They tried to gay me.
Charlamagne Tha God
White, straight, male. So they wanted you to.
Andrew Schultz
Gave me.
Lauren LaRosa
They gave you?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, they gave me every day with me.
Lauren LaRosa
They wanted you to try dating men.
Andrew Schultz
Or they tried, you know, they. No, they gave me and they made my character gay.
DJ Envy
Oh, yeah.
Andrew Schultz
I have books.
DJ Envy
Yo.
Andrew Schultz
It was crazy. Yeah. Say what?
Lauren LaRosa
Go ahead.
Andrew Schultz
They do it.
DJ Envy
What do you mean?
Lauren LaRosa
Because, you know, it's always been that thing of like, that happens to black men and that's how you like, oh, they're like, oh, they do that.
Andrew Schultz
But that's just like. That's just like the lowest hanging fruit. I don't think the dress is. Is about being gay. I just think that, like, it's. It's white people writing scripts that, like, don't have any friends that aren't white. So then when they see black people, they see masculinity, right? Like, this is their, like, like, what is it? Unconscious, like, bias, right? So they see black dudes, like, oh, that's the most masculine thing. So, like, what's the funniest thing to see the most masculine, masculine thing in a dress? Like, to see the rock and a dress is funny, you know? So I think that's really. It's like Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think they did it to him too, because you just see this, like, big, buff guy in a dress. But yeah, they. I remember the guy who. I remember the guy who. It was his show. He put me in the show. Paul Reiser, Remember Paul Reiser? No, he. I mean, he was making a million dollars an episode on his show on sitcom back in the day. I'm talking about. He was like one of the biggest sitcoms stars. He's A great guy. And we were doing the show. I think it ended up on Hulu. And he called me. He's like, listen, man, you know, there's a lot of white people on the show. It took place in the 70s. It was about the Johnny Carson show. He's like, two weeks before he started filming, he's like, hey, man, we got to make your character gay. And I was like, what do you. What do you mean by that? Did you ask how gay this is before? This is before, yeah. So I was. He was like, how. I was like, how gay? And he's. He's. I was like, why do we have to make it gay? He's like, ah, it's just a lot of white people on the show. So we got to find a way to mix it up. They made one guy crippled. That was the most hilarious.
DJ Envy
That's DEI too, though.
Andrew Schultz
I know, but it was like, they couldn't make us all gay. So, like, one guy got to be crippled.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
And I was like, why don't you ask? I'd rather be limping around this than butt. You know what I mean? So.
DJ Envy
And that's funny, though. You get butt and you.
Andrew Schultz
The blood both went.
DJ Envy
But they're still.
Lauren LaRosa
So, so cute. We're here, guys.
Andrew Schultz
So. So, yeah, so they. They made. It was crazy. Like, I had to change one of the script. It was two. One of the guy. It got too gay.
Charlamagne Tha God
They wanted you to kiss about.
Andrew Schultz
They want me to get gang banged. Not like they. They had.
DJ Envy
So they.
Andrew Schultz
So they had, like, this one script. I got it on the day. They're like, yeah, it'd be really funny if you were like, walking into this room, there's three guys behind you. And I was like, man, let me tell you what's not gonna happen, all right? Y' all taking this diation too far. It was. And it was like in the 70s or like, it was like AIDS, you.
DJ Envy
Know what I mean?
Andrew Schultz
Like, there was no protection for that. Like, and now we got three different guys following me into a bedroom.
DJ Envy
So that was in the script.
Andrew Schultz
I was in the script, and I was like, I ain't doing that. I was like, I don't think. I think my guy would do that.
Charlamagne Tha God
So what did you do?
Andrew Schultz
There's a scene where apparently. Yeah, like, my hands are on the wall.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay.
DJ Envy
And then, like, Johnny Carson show.
Andrew Schultz
That was the Johnny Carson show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But nothing. I don't do anything. But the audience is gay for thinking about it. Y' all are gay. Not me.
DJ Envy
But all. I was simply Saying was a point where Andrew was like, look, I'm gonna go out on my own terms. You know what I'm saying? So if everybody's going this way, I'm gonna make the kind of comedy I want to make. And if it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't. But it ended up working.
Andrew Schultz
I did. I did. My thing was, it's like I saw a lot of people kind of watering down that for what the TV networks were putting on. And I got empathy for the people that work at the networks too. Like, you got a kid who's in private school, you want to build a pool at your house or whatever, you're not trying to lose your job because I want to make some crazy joke.
DJ Envy
So.
Andrew Schultz
But it felt watered down and I didn't want to change the comedy, so I was like, where can I put out the comedy? And honestly, like having the pod with Charlemagne and we're putting out like brilliant idiot stuff and we're saying crazy jokes and like, people really seem to like it. And I was like, I think there's an appetite for this online. I saw your guy's success, like just seeing your guys show kill it on YouTube, it. It just kind of reminded me like, people are consuming stuff on YouTube. They're consuming high quality content. Long form, yo. What if we just started putting stand up out there? And I think knowing that there was this place for it made me feel way more confident. I didn't really care if it was like on a network. I just wanted to do the comedy I want to do. And then, and then it worked, man.
DJ Envy
But you ended up that, that was risky because you was giving away your bread and butter though, because you're giving up parts of your stand up special.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, yeah, that's true. But at the same time is like, I was writing so much, you know, back then, because I had to go back to the same markets every single year. I had to go back to Albany every single year. So I didn't want to do the same jokes from last year.
Lauren LaRosa
Right.
Andrew Schultz
You know, like people like, that's something. Like early on I was like, I'm not gonna waste people's money. You know, every tour I was like, people work hard. They got to get a babysitter. Like, they got, It's a whole night, it's dinner. It's expensive to come out to a show. So I was like, this got to be the best show that they see. At least we gotta attempt to make it. So I would have a new set and then what was I doing for the old set? And I put that out there and like, the jokes would start to go over and I was saying some wild. I ain't gonna lie.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you pissed a lot of people off. You ever got threatened?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Diddy. I was thinking Diddy. But you, you would have a lot of people.
Andrew Schultz
What were we thinking about when he said that? When you hear that name, what comes out? Like, what do you think about the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Baby oil behind them? You see the baby oil behind him?
Andrew Schultz
Yo, I love how much you guys have embraced white boy fun. It makes me so happy. Like, that's white boy fun. You guys are. You guys are the black pioneers of white boy fun. Like, I feel. And you know what? You know how. And the way he goes too far. Like, you know, white boy fun is.
Lauren LaRosa
No, I'm. Please.
Andrew Schultz
Just like straight guys making gay jokes with each other.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh, okay. That my old job. Yeah, that is very white.
Andrew Schultz
Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
DJ Envy
So like, we just call that gay.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, he's gay. We call white boyfriend because it's not gay if it's two straight guys doing it.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. But once there's a gay guy involved, then it becomes gay.
Lauren LaRosa
No, at my. So the white boyfriend I experienced at my last job, there would be a gay guy involved and it still was just, woo. This is a great. This is fun. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schultz
But that's what they said in the office. But when they left, they were like, yo, they gay for doing that shit. I'm just telling you. That's it. Yeah, yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
If it was my first time seeing it, I was like, wow.
Andrew Schultz
And you didn't know what to think, right?
Lauren LaRosa
No.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, yeah. So this is like classic, you know, when white dudes hang out, it's all gay jokes.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay.
Andrew Schultz
And Mexican shout out to Mexican. Mexican got good.
DJ Envy
Oh, Mexicans definitely got good. Remember on training day when the dude was like, you ever had your pushed in? Oh, yeah.
Andrew Schultz
That seemed like a rape. I don't know if he was joking about that. That didn't seem like a gay joke.
DJ Envy
I didn't understand why he wanted that. Why wouldn't you want him to go. Go get an enema, bro.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, you want to clean that out? You know what I mean?
Lauren LaRosa
So, so okay, so Mexican gay jokes. No, they've been.
Andrew Schultz
You never seen one eat the corn the long way.
Lauren LaRosa
I like that corn. Can you please stop doing that corn for me? That's my favorite part.
Andrew Schultz
So usually you eat on the side, man, but have you ever seen a dude eat the corn the wrong way? That's crazy.
Lauren LaRosa
I Gotta finish my shot.
Charlamagne Tha God
But I was asking, have you got threatened to a point where you was like, I gotta chill out.
DJ Envy
Cause you.
Charlamagne Tha God
You go with anybody anyhow.
Andrew Schultz
I got. I got punched on stage. I used to get beer bottles thrown at me.
Lauren LaRosa
Can you fight?
Andrew Schultz
Not. I mean, got hands.
DJ Envy
You box? Used to box?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, I used to box. Like, I wasn't like. But I'm not like some, like, try to fight everybody.
Lauren LaRosa
Tough guy at all, but box and do Pilates.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, there you go. That's. Yeah, yeah. If we're organized and we're in a ring, I'll probably you up if on the street. And I'm like, I don't really want.
DJ Envy
To go do that.
Andrew Schultz
But. But yeah, yeah, I used to go through. Through that kind of stuff all the time, but I just wasn't really funny enough back then. That's the way, you know, like, you. You have the ideas, you just don't got the skills to execute it. It's not silly enough yet. And then eventually I think you could develop the skills and then you could say even wilder jokes, but in a way where people find it kind of funny and silly.
DJ Envy
That's something I never heard you say. I never heard you say you didn't feel like you was funny enough.
Andrew Schultz
As I look back, like, you know, like there was. I was. I had funny jokes, but I also just didn't have the skill to execute some other ones. So it would just be. I just say some wild. And I'm like, yeah, this is funny. And then, you know, sometimes the jokes would work, and then sometimes they just really wouldn't work. But I feel like now I'm getting close to a point where even if somebody hates the topic I'm talking about, I can make it funny enough where they could. They could laugh at it.
Lauren LaRosa
You talked about the censorship era being good for comedy because it set, like, certain boundaries. Like what? Not.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, to be naughty.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, but. But so having those boundaries and then you saying you look back at your old tape, you weren't as funny, so you had to develop. So you have, like, there's a whole system behind you of like. Like you sit and watch your highlight tapes and you use all of that.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. I also think censorship, like, in a weird way, I don't believe in censorship, but the fact that it exists makes you have to be sharper. You know, like, if. If you could. We're in the era of you could say anything right now, and commie will probably get a little bit more like absurdists and irreverent because you could say anything. So there's nothing that's like, too edgy. Does that make sense?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
So now comedy usually gets, like, a little, like, weird and out there, you know, like, remember that? Remember Zach Galifianakis? Remember him?
DJ Envy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
I used to love him.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. No, Zach, screen. That type of comedy where it's not like, here's a political take, but it's more like he's a character and it's a little weird. That type. Type of comedy gets popular when you could say anything and then when, you know, censorship comes back. Usually the guys like a Chris Rock, you know, I mean, just these, like, historic figures.
DJ Envy
That's why I think well crafted just. That's why the life special is actually special. Because well crafted jokes have to make a comeback now because we live in a world where everybody just says any old wild shit. Yeah, but what's the. What's the joke? How are you packaging?
Andrew Schultz
I agree.
DJ Envy
You know, I mean.
Andrew Schultz
Yes. Yeah. And people will give you that liberty, like, if it's is good, if the joke is good, they'll let you rock with it. Even if they don't like the topic or even the opinion. They, you know, they're. They're like, okay, I know what you were trying to say. Also. The life one is just like, so. It's so personal and it's so vulnerable. I think I get a little leeway with the other.
Lauren LaRosa
I had to watch. Sorry, I had to watch it twice. I'm not gonna hold you. No, I'm not gonna, like, celebrate it, but. Okay. So the first time I watched it, maybe because it was so personal, like, I was like, okay, where's the. Like, I wasn't laughing at everything.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, really?
DJ Envy
Okay. Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
But it was because I was trying to follow the story and I'm like, wait, like low key.
Andrew Schultz
You.
Lauren LaRosa
Like, that was. That had to be tough for you. And then I went back again and I watched it and it was funny and I was like, oh, okay. But I'm like, I don't know why I had. I've never had to do that ever.
Andrew Schultz
Within the. The fact that you watch it twice. I mean, that to me is great. And, you know, whatever you get out of it, that's awesome.
DJ Envy
Did you feel a little bit retarded that you didn't get it the first time?
Lauren LaRosa
It wasn't that I didn't get it. I think when I. Cause that was my first time ever seeing you do stand up and I've heard so much about you. I think I instantly just thought I was going to be like, oh, my God. But I was like, no, wait, he. Y' all couldn't have a baby. And, like, there's all this stuff that was there. I think my. My empathy for you came in.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
And I. I didn't find it funny. And then the second time, the empathy was removed, and I'm like, oh, he. He's funny.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
But I didn't get. Yeah, I didn't get it. But I've never. I brought that up because I'm wondering, like, is there. Is that on purpose?
Andrew Schultz
Well, there's a. There's an interesting thing that, like, so the beginning of the special, I say we had the baby specifically for that reason, is that I felt like the audience would be too concerned and distraught. So if you paid attention to the beginning, you might have felt better.
Lauren LaRosa
Well, I did hear that in the beginning, and I watched you, a brilliant idiot. So I know you had the baby, but I think it just. It felt so heavy because you don't necessarily hear men. And you talked about this in a special. Men talking about, okay, we couldn't have the baby because it was my fault. Like, you know what I mean? Like, and I'm like, he's laughing and joking. But, like, as a man, I can't. That probably. It probably still strokes your ego a little bit when you talk about it, honestly.
Andrew Schultz
No, like, it's. It's weird.
DJ Envy
It.
Andrew Schultz
At first, I dealt with it. Right. Like, so my sperm. My sperm doesn't swim. That's, like, the issue that I talk in the.
Lauren LaRosa
I heard the joke that Taylor dropped, too.
Andrew Schultz
Yo, Taylor killed me. She said, yeah, because we. I beat her in a race. And then I was saying something to her. She was like, yeah, I run fast on your sperm. Yeah, it was bad.
Lauren LaRosa
I remember that.
DJ Envy
And nobody knew it. We knew at the time what he was dealing with. The people online didn't know.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah. Yes, I remember that, too. But go ahead.
Andrew Schultz
So it was like, that's a tough room over there. Oh, no. It was brutal. But the joke was fantastic. Like, you got to keep it in. So. Yeah. So it's like when. When I thought it was my wife's fault, which is what every guy thinks that's going through. Fertility is. I felt uncomfortable talking about on stage because that's like, her very deep personal business. And a lot of women feel incredibly insecure. Right. About that. Right. It makes them feel less of a woman. Etc. Right. Once I found out it was my fault, I remember the doctor said I was like, what's the deal? The doctor was like, your sperm swims like Drew ski in a riptide.
DJ Envy
Damn.
Andrew Schultz
They said you were a C. C plus.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh.
Andrew Schultz
Which I feel like he just said the plus so I could feel better about myself, which was nice of him. But immediately after that, I start going, what the is wrong with me? Like, why, you know, like, does God not want me to have kids? Like, it's like you have like this really weird, weak. And then once we decided to go through the. I actually want to like beat the system. I was like, no, I think I could do it anyway. Like, I got like really competitive. And then every time that we would try my. And it didn't work, my wife would like cry. And I felt like it was really selfish if we just didn't go through this other process. Second we went with the other process. I felt really comfortable talking about it on stage. Like, actually once I found out it was me, I felt comfortable talking about the stage because it wasn't like my wife's issue and I'm like exposing her like deep, dark secret. Right? And when I started talking about on stage, man, the amount of people that would like come up to me and send me these DMs, like these beautiful things about like what they're going through. And I've actually IVF and like eventually having kids. And like, you really get to see how. I think we talk so much about how people are trying to like avoid kids or they're upset that they got a girl pregnant and there's like all this like negativity around kids. When you talk to IVF couples, you are talking to the people that face the reality they might never bring life into this world. And then by the grace of God, we're able to see this thing that they've cherished and maybe we're trying to make for years. So you have the most gratitude for your child.
DJ Envy
Yeah. You see how much of a blessing it is.
Andrew Schultz
Oh my God. So it's like you see the way that people react and how emotional they get about their children. And it's like you get this just this beautiful. And then the people who had kids and it was kind of easy for them, they'll send me these messages about like the gratitude they have for their kid. And they didn't realize that, you know, it was kind of lucky for them. So yeah, it was a really cool thing that I did not expect. I thought I was gonna be the only one going through this shit. Dead ass.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's a tight knit community. Like most people don't necessarily Realize I got six kids, so the first four bang em out.
Andrew Schultz
God damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
We were trying to have the fifth one and we couldn't get pregnant. So we tried ivf.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, really?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, we tried ivf. Paid for it because insurance didn't cover it was as expensive as a mother effort. To the point where when we had the powerhouse concerts up here, I would have to give my wife the shot. Cause you have to give her a.
Andrew Schultz
Shot at a certain time and you gotta make it. It's like a cocktail.
Charlamagne Tha God
I had to make it at home.
Andrew Schultz
They're giving you syringes. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So in the middle of the concert, I'm in the back doing the shot, this, that and the other and it still didn't work. So he's like, eff it. We, we took it as well. Maybe God said four is enough.
Andrew Schultz
Y.
DJ Envy
But at least you had four. Imagine the ones that have zero but you.
Andrew Schultz
It happened. It happened, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
Naturally. Which was the craziest thing ever.
Andrew Schultz
Sometimes it's the stress. Like, I know it's the most. It's the dumbest thing. And you guys probably, I mean, you know about this just because all the mental health stuff you do, but like the way that your brain can play tricks on your body that you got, you put so much pressure on like having a kid and your body reacts negatively like that. Like, there's a lot of people who try ivf. It works. And then the next kid they have naturally and it's just your body goes, all right, it's kid time. Like now you're not so stressed. You got one and that might be it. You guys went, all right, you know, if we're supposed to have four, that's what we're supposed to have said.
Charlamagne Tha God
No more, forget it.
Andrew Schultz
And then you stop trying and immediately bang two more.
DJ Envy
Two more women that don't have kids. Imagine how they would feel if they knew how many abortions certain women got, bro.
Andrew Schultz
When I was going through this, I was like, I don't even understand who gets abortions. Yeah, Like I was. It was so hard for us to get pregnant. I didn't even know that it was about like my sperm or her eggs. I was like, who's getting abortion? Like, like, how is this possible? Once I knew, yeah, I saw it. But yeah, it's a deeper.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm glad you spoke about it because so many people dealing with it, like we talked about in the book, that when you do it, so many people hit you, you'll be surprised and shocked.
Andrew Schultz
It's the last taboo thing. And people Are feel so insecure about it because you don't want your partner to be embarrassed. So, like, if I'm telling you it was easier that it was me, if it was my wife's ovaries, I don't think I'd ever talk about it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Andrew Schultz
Because it could be humiliating for women, for dudes. Yes, Humiliating for me. But, like, as a comedian, I think I'm a little, like, I find the. The joy in that humiliation funny in anything.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
It's just. It's easy for me to deal with. And. But I'll tell you, after. After talking about and seeing all the other people going through it, it's like, yeah, that's why, honestly, when we had Trump on, there was, like, three things that I want to ask him, and one of them I wanted him to say publicly that he would. He would protect ivf.
Charlamagne Tha God
So let's talk about that. How did you meet Trump? How did y' all get to, like.
Andrew Schultz
How are you together? They reached out, and they were like, do you want to have them on? And we're like, yeah, we want to do in the studio. And then they were like, ah, we can't do it. And the studio, like, you know, Charming knows. It's like, it's a guaranteed assassination. It's like windows everywhere. It's like, I don't even know why we were trying. Like, you walk right out the elevator is windows everywhere.
DJ Envy
But.
Andrew Schultz
But right. Like, you know, I hope that doesn't happen, but, you know, so. But we were really pushing for that. And then. And then when we did the pod. Yeah. I, like, spoke to his kid for a while before. And I spoke to Dana White.
DJ Envy
Which one?
Andrew Schultz
Junior. Okay. And I was like, yeah, just tell me some stories. And, like, I just kind of wanted to say again, the party.
Lauren LaRosa
You talked about the party.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, yeah. So he told me about that one. He told me. Yeah. Yeah. There's a part I didn't say on the interview, but. Because I said he just went up to the roof and kicked everybody out. But, like, what Junior told me is he was in his underwear. So, like, just imagine. And imagine Donald Trump in his underwear.
Lauren LaRosa
Junior, for the people who haven't seen the interview, Schultz in the group, they talk about Donald Trump. Junior had, like, a huge, crazy party. Yeah. And then they had to throw everybody out because Trump found out about the party.
Andrew Schultz
Well, yeah. He wasn't supposed to be back.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, he was supposed to be back. It was kind of like something on, like, a movie. My dad comes home, but he, like, never mentions it.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
So Trump Jr. Is like, almost like it didn't happen.
Andrew Schultz
Exactly.
Lauren LaRosa
Know he was in his underwear. So that party got real crazy.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. That was the first time he addressed it in, like, 40 years or something like that. He never addressed it with his kid.
DJ Envy
You know, there's a guy in this room, a young black male, who said he watched Trump on flagrant. He goes, yo. He goes, that flagrant interview is going to get Trump elected.
Andrew Schultz
That guy that you're talking about, he's been magga for a while. I just want to let you. He was waiting for that moment.
Lauren LaRosa
I felt the same way. That was the first time I looked at him as, like, a person. I was. Was like, why am I like. I was like, oh, my God, he's a granddad. He cares about his kids. Like, ugh. But it was like, y' all made him. He was having a good time.
Andrew Schultz
The fault, baby. Yeah, it's my fault.
Lauren LaRosa
It's your choice.
Charlamagne Tha God
That and the commercial where another young black guy in. In this room did a commercial that Trump used and played over.
Andrew Schultz
I met the guy who made that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Commercial, and over and over again, you remember how.
DJ Envy
What'd he say?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, he was like, hey, thanks. Charlamagne really helped us out with that one. I mean, that commercial was unbelievable. It'd be really crazy that the election was decided in this room right now.
DJ Envy
We only get enough credit.
Lauren LaRosa
But do you get that response from people, though, like, yo, y' all humanized somebody that, like, we low key. Even. Even when he got shot, I felt like people were like, oh, we don't want that to happen.
Andrew Schultz
But so what I'd say to people, and I have, like, a way more humble take than I think most, is like, I don't think that we had any impact on the election. I don't think any of the podcasts, like, I think that America. I think what America had decided is a lot of America weren't voting for Trump. They were rejecting the current administration. They just didn't like what was happening. And I think the way that the current administration was campaigning, they're basically kind of saying, hey, everything's good. We're going to kind of keep doing this. I think a lot of Americans were like, I don't really feel like it's good, so I'm going to go for anything but this. But I think the idea of Trump is always, he's a populist, so if you vote for him, it means you love him and you're obsessed with him and you're maggot till you die. Where I think a lot of it is really just rejection. In the same way that when people voted for Biden, they didn't really vote for Biden. They voted against the chaos of Trump.
DJ Envy
And the chaos of the world at that time. Yes, it was Covid, it was George Floyd. But also, we talk about this. America had his mind made up for two years that they was voting for Trump. We knew that. Like, it's not like we knew that. We were saying that. We were saying Biden needed to step down because we knew Biden wasn't gonna win in November. It wasn't until the vice president, you know, became the nominee that it was like, okay, well, maybe, maybe, maybe there is another option. But everybody knew.
Andrew Schultz
It's. It's not.
Charlamagne Tha God
So what do you think about everything that Trump's doing now?
Andrew Schultz
Well, what specifically?
Charlamagne Tha God
There's a whole lot. I mean, there's so many orders between.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, I love that.
Lauren LaRosa
I saw that on Joe Rogan. Right.
Andrew Schultz
I think it was Megyn Kelly.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay.
Andrew Schultz
But, yeah, I love the. Yeah, the Gulf of America. I mean, it's. It's North America, Central America, South America. Why we call it the Gulf of Mexico. It should feel like the Gulf of America. It's not the Gulf of North America. It's just the Gulf of America. But again, what I like is just like, I like saying audacious shit. I'm an American. Like, Americans in general, like, in our DNA, we're like, we like risk takers, and we like people who are brave. And I think that's, like, the tricky thing for Democrats right now. And keep in mind, I'm like a lifelong Democrat. I grew up in an arts family. Both of my parents were dance teachers. Like, I live in New York City my whole life. So what I need is some energy on the Democratic side. We talk about this all the time. Is I need some, like, shit talk. I need some bodacious shit talk. And I think the thing that really Americans care about right now is it's. It's. Things are expensive. And I think Democrats need their Build the wall and whatever that is, it has to tap into what people are struggling with right now. So if it's.
DJ Envy
They first have to build the team. Well, exactly.
Andrew Schultz
But, yo, it could just be one outsider. Like. Like, I think it's dollar eggs. Like, eggs are a dollar. I think you just start. It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do it, but you start saying something that's going to resonate with people, and that's the only way. And I Think that if they make it a class issue, they win this election pretty easily come the next election. But they're afraid to do that because a lot of them are in the pockets of the billionaire class and the corporations. So they make it about identity politics. They. It's all these people that go to, like, Harvard and Yale that, like, pretend to give a. About you guys. They don't actually give a fuck about you guys, but they get patted on the back for pretending to do it. And now they're in this situation where the rest of America is like, I can't afford eggs, so I can't really care about the bathroom. Like, I don't give a fuck about who goes in the bathroom because I need to buy eggs until I could buy eggs. I don't worry about the bathroom. So you got to start addressing people where their problems are.
DJ Envy
And you know what's proven that point? When you look at, like, Gavin Newsome on his podcast with Charlie Kirk. Right?
Andrew Schultz
He wants it so bad, bro. That motherfucker's thirsty.
DJ Envy
Exactly. But you see how quick he is to distance himself from trans athletes and stuff like that. So now it's like, oh, so you never cared.
Andrew Schultz
No, they never cared.
DJ Envy
You never gave a. It was just all about politics for you.
Lauren LaRosa
It's all about that for all politicians, though.
DJ Envy
Absolutely. But some people show it better than others. Some people act like they care better than others.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, you need to learn how to lie better.
DJ Envy
And I don't think Democrats are going to win so easily in 2028. I think that America. I think because the Democrats are in such disarray, America will say, you know what? Just give me a sensible Republican. Just give me a traditional conservative. Give me a Nikki Haley. Just somebody, just a regular conservative. I can deal with that. Yeah, I think that's what's going to happen. Yeah, that.
Andrew Schultz
I mean, that could definitely happen. There just has to be something like. Like, radical and disruptive on the Democrat side. And I think that they're also concerned. They're playing this, like, prevent defense, and they're really concerned about, like, ostracizing a group. Like, if I say this, will women be upset? If I say this, will black people be upset? If I say this, will trans be upset? And it's actually, like, a harder position to be in. To be a Democrat, you're the party of progress. You have to push forward, and you.
DJ Envy
Got to please everybody. You got to please everybody, which is impossible.
Andrew Schultz
Conservatives are actually trying to pull back. It's a way easier position to be in, to be like, all right, we went too far forward. But I think what Democrats need to do is just start listening to everyday working class people. I don't like. I think Democrats are too stuck in the Ivy League. It's, there's too much like pretentious finger wagon. That's not what everyday Americans are. And you need to get the working class back immediately. And you're not going to get that back when you just got a bunch of these like super rich Nepo babies telling poor people how they should think and who should, they should vote for. Like, I don't want you to tell me if you never had a job. You can't tell me who I should vote for.
Charlamagne Tha God
For.
Andrew Schultz
Simple as that.
DJ Envy
You like Jasmine Crockett, though.
Andrew Schultz
I love that girl. But like, that's the type of language that I want to start, I want, I want people to start using. Like when she said, you're Putin's hoe. I don't care. I don't agree with that sentiment actually.
Lauren LaRosa
Ever sound bite from her that night.
Andrew Schultz
But I, I like the, I like the energy. Because what people like about Trump, despite him being like a billionaire who got money from his dad, right? He doesn't talk like them. He talks like me and you. The Indian journalist is asking him a question. Dibble dabble, dibble, dabble. And then all of a sudden, dibble, dabble, dibble, dabble. And then he goes, I don't know what the hell that guy just said. That to me is the most relatable thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I, I go, yeah, that's what I would have said. That's what he would have said. That's what you would have said if we were just hanging around in the corner talking.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you like Trump because you don't feel like it's political? He's just himself.
Andrew Schultz
I'm not saying that's not saying the reason why I like him. I'm saying the reason why people relate to him despite a billionaire. Because that's the thing Democrats don't seem to understand. They're like, they say that we're in the pockets of the rich, but there's a rich guy right there. Why do they relate to him? It's like, do you see how he talks to people? He called Shorty Pocahontas in the middle of the Senate here, yo.
DJ Envy
And you know what?
Andrew Schultz
She's sitting right there.
DJ Envy
It's been normalized so much that that wasn't even a headline. Nobody they like, oh, that's his.
Andrew Schultz
Sit there and Take it. Yeah. Pocahontas over here pointed at.
DJ Envy
Nobody cared. Talking about Elizabeth Warren wasn't even a headline. Nobody gave.
Andrew Schultz
He's making fun of African nations. He's like, we gave 40 million to Lesotho. Nobody knows what that is. That's hilarious.
DJ Envy
Like, especially being that I didn't know what it was.
Andrew Schultz
Neither did I.
DJ Envy
Was that a real nation?
Lauren LaRosa
Oh, when they was running down the stuff at the City, it had been. I thought that that was all jokes. That was real.
Andrew Schultz
That's what I'm saying.
DJ Envy
Yo, he would have slapped if he said Wakanda. If he would have said 5 billion to Wakanda.
Andrew Schultz
That's the mineral contract we need.
DJ Envy
That's a big.
Andrew Schultz
I need that vibranium.
Charlamagne Tha God
I want to ask, too, because you talk about walking the line.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You walk a. A dope line because you have white fan base and black fan base.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is that difficult for you?
Andrew Schultz
I got where I say I got the most.
Charlamagne Tha God
Your jokes go everywhere with it.
Andrew Schultz
I got the most diverse audience in comedy. It's not even close. Like, it's just like, you come to my show, it looks like the U.N. so it's like, it's like, to me, it's in my experience, in my life, I'm a pretty curious guy. So, like, if I find out something about your culture, where you're from, whatever, I like talking about it, and I'm going to jokes about just because that's my way of communicating the world. What I found is, is, like, when you make fun of people based on things that they're proud of or they haven't realized about themselves, they don't feel offended. They feel kind of seen. They feel noticed, and they appreciate it. So all these different groups would start coming out to shows, you know, and I was like, oh, this is really cool. And when you ever. When everybody comes out to the show, we all kind of submit to this idea. Like, everybody's going to be made fun of. We are going to laugh at each other. We're going to laugh at ourselves, and it's a cool little beautiful thing. So to me, it's never been like. Like, black people found out about me before white people. Like, I'm doing brilliant AIDS with him. Like, guy code. To be honest, black people were on way before white people. I mean, eventually, towards the end seasons of guy Code, I think it, like, just crossed over. But early on, MTV2 was more like hip hop related.
DJ Envy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schultz
And then I think it was the Rogan Rogan. I think white people started to find me and Then like, you know, Indians found me. Obviously I do the pot with Akash. But also some stand up clips that would go viral out there. Albanians would be see me from some clip and like all these different groups would come out and yeah, it's my favorite thing of looking out in the audience. But I used to go to comedy clubs when I was on tour and the, the owners would be like. Because it'd be all black people for the weekend. And they would think I was like Gary Owen or something like that. They were like, what the is going on?
DJ Envy
Gary never called you. Like, man, what's the secret, man?
Andrew Schultz
How do you get white people to. I got black people, dad. How many? I can't.
Lauren LaRosa
White people.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
What about. Because you said when people, you make people feel good because they feel seen. But what about in the moments where you're making people like things that they, people don't want to be seen for? You're bringing that up and they're upset. Like, I know black woman was really upset at you for a second.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. But I, I would say that they're upset for like a joke that I tried to make on the pod and like the problem with the pod. I mean, I love pod, don't get me wrong. It's like, it's not really jokes. It's just like mounds of clay. A joke on stage is like a statue. You know, you've like molded it, carved it.
DJ Envy
Like, you can't work out on a pot. Yeah, but you can, but it's gonna be bad.
Andrew Schultz
It's probably like. So like what I always say to people is like, first of all, if like I'm making a joke, I'm like teasing you about something, right? And, and you go to me, hey, that kind of makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm never gonna tease you again because I don't want you to be uncomfortable.
Lauren LaRosa
Really?
Andrew Schultz
About that thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tell Charlamagne you you are comfortable. This wig I don't care about.
DJ Envy
That's not you.
Andrew Schultz
That's not a wig. That's not a wig.
Lauren LaRosa
You trying to win the black woman back, huh? What Period?
Andrew Schultz
That's her real hair. Get out of here.
Lauren LaRosa
From the scout, baby.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, my God. That is beautiful.
Lauren LaRosa
Period. What you looking at over there?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, what are you looking at over there?
DJ Envy
I'm not looking at nothing.
Lauren LaRosa
Thank you.
DJ Envy
That you bought. Okay. All right, all right.
Andrew Schultz
So. So what I'm saying is, like, I would never like, if I, if I have a joke where I'm just like teasing you for an hour and you're like, hey, that actually makes me feel uncomfortable. Like, my goal is not to make you feel uncomfortable uncomfortable. So I'll never tease you about that again. That doesn't mean I won't tease other people about that. But to you specifically, I won't. So if there's somebody at a comedy show and she, like, they're upset about something, here's a perfect example. Girl at a comedy show, I was saying some joke about some topic. I forget exactly who it is. She gets up and starts to walk out, right? This is a little comedy club. And I'm like. I'm like, where you going? And she's like, I just. Just gotta step out. I go, why? And she's like, oh, I just. I. I don't want to. I don't want to make it about me. I go, man, what's the deal? She goes, oh, it's just like the topic. And some of the people in the audience started to, like, like, boo her for being like, like, offended or whatever. And I go, you know, don't boo her. She's doing what we all wish an audience member would do. She's going, hey, I feel uncomfortable. I don't want to affect everybody else's time here. I don't want to make this show about me. I'm just gonna step out and I'm like, wow, like, you're just like the most emotionally intelligent person in the room right there. I don't ever want to make her feel uncomfortable. So one on one, I'm not going to do that. But I'm not going to stop joking around about a whole idea just because it makes one person uncomfortable.
DJ Envy
I used to watch go to Paul Mooney shows.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, my God.
DJ Envy
People would walk out of Paul Mooney shows all the time, and it was always white people.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
They would always leave. They was offended, like, I'm leaving. And they wouldn't make no noise about it. They would just get up and leave. And Paul would be like, oh, why are you leaving? It's not for me. Yeah, I mean, that's the perfect thing. If it's not for you, it's not for you. Be out.
Andrew Schultz
Exactly. But there might be someone who finds it funny. So that's the tricky thing where it's like. Like, one individual shouldn't decide what everybody finds funny. But in terms of the thing you were talking about, like, yeah, if. If black women are upset at that thing that I said, yeah, you're totally allowed to be upset.
Charlamagne Tha God
This.
Andrew Schultz
There's this rule that, like, a lot of comics say, like, people aren't Allowed to be offended. You're allowed to feel however you want to feel, especially if you don't know me. Like, if you know me, you know my intentions. You're like, you know, I'm just trying to bust balls and, like, make a stupid joke, and maybe the joke wasn't that funny, but, like, my intentions are always good. Good. If you don't know me, you just see it. You're like, oh, the. Is this so I'm not even upset at your response.
Lauren LaRosa
Like, that was my first take. And then we talked about it in the room, like, me and Charlotte. Because my first take was like, well, who is he to even like, you're welcome. Thanks for. We. We're welcoming you here.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
Be a guest.
Andrew Schultz
100.
Lauren LaRosa
But.
Andrew Schultz
Well, it was my pod. But, yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
I mean, but just in our world of, like, black women and what we deal with as far as tropes. But I will say after watching the special and after, you know, having conversations with Charlotte, I'm like, I mean, a joke is a joke is a joke. Like, granted, some people are still gonna be upset. They probably be upset that I just said that. But it depends on the person. And you can't win. You gotta figure out where you. What line you gonna tread.
Andrew Schultz
I also think those. Those two dudes from the thing, like, they're in a tricky situation because, like, they. I think they had said that they didn't find women in Atlanta attractive. And I think a lot of black women in Atlanta were like, oh, shit. Are you trying to say you don't like black women? Right.
Lauren LaRosa
Don't get me started on them. They came out and apologized down, okay? They gave, like, five renditions of an apology, and they can still stay where they at.
Andrew Schultz
But.
Lauren LaRosa
And I think. But I think it's.
Andrew Schultz
People see. You see through the bullshit. Like, you know, some sellouts when you see them. So it's not like it's. It's so they're trying to, like, position it. They try to put it on me. And some people fell for debate. Like, Ryan Clark fell for debate and, like, made a whole, like, clout moment out of it when he didn't even realize. Like, the thing you should be addressing is the two clowns that are basically saying black women are ugly and then laughing at the joke on the other podcast. So it's like, that's the issue, not the comedian making a joke about a hypothetical situation.
Lauren LaRosa
Well, we can move on after this. I will argue that all of you guys were a part of the problem in that moment. But I think Again, it's to each his own. I didn't like, though, that they threw it one way and didn't take accountability for the fact that, like, y' all were actively engaged and it's fine if you wanted to do that.
DJ Envy
Oh, they threw it all on shorts.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh, they were like, we should have. We should. We were uncomfortable. We just didn't want to say anything in the moment. We were just trying to get through. And it's like y' all weren't.
Andrew Schultz
Y' all were laughing, stopping.
Lauren LaRosa
Y' all were not victims. Y'.
DJ Envy
All. Y' all never saw.
Lauren LaRosa
Y' all were actively engaged. Yes. Shut up. Y' all were actively engaged and y' all were having a good time.
DJ Envy
I never saw.
Andrew Schultz
They're not uncomfortable. The only time they're uncomfortable is around beautiful black women, obviously.
DJ Envy
Damn.
Lauren LaRosa
She works from Atlanta.
DJ Envy
That is a good question, though. How has podcasting changed the way you approach. I guess comedy. And after, you know, these, these couple of recent situations, the situation. Neither situation I saw. But how is it approached how you discuss things now? Do you care?
Andrew Schultz
Yo, it care is like an interesting one. Like, I guess I could deal with people not liking me because these things a lot of times are momentarily, like, they'll. They'll not like you for a few weeks, or they think they won't like you, then they'll move on to somebody else that they don't like. Etc. So that's not really like the big, big issue, you know, it's just. It is one of those things where I go, like, all right, if I'm. If I'm shooting and it's on something, like, if it's on something really wild, I want to make sure that I could. Ideally, that shot is. Is amazing, you know, But I'm gonna fail. Like, you don't make funny jokes every single time. And I, And I like shooting. That means I'm gonna shoot and miss a lot, you know, But I, I just gotta basically understand that, like, there are going to be people that don't know me, and however they interpret me, I. I can't control that. Like, there are people that think I'm like some right wing MAGA lunatic. And I, I literally, as much as I would want them to be like, bro, you've never had a conversation with me, like, you don't know anything about my life.
Lauren LaRosa
Like, you.
DJ Envy
You're just a lunatic.
Andrew Schultz
Exactly. So it's like you can't control how people. How people feel about you. And you just have to continue, at least in my opinion, just put out good Art. And when I have the opportunity to put out, like, a good piece of art, like, hopefully the special does that. Like, hopefully. You see the most distilled version. We were talking about this yesterday. Like, you know, when he puts out a book, it's the most distilled version of his thoughts. And there's less fat for you to interpret in a shitty way, right? When I'm on a pod just shooting the. There's tons of fat for you to interpret. When you see the special, I feel like you get a really distilled version of, like, how I think and how I feel. If you get offended by something in the special, I could really live with that because I've worked hard to make it pierce through even, like, the sharpest armor or the most protective armor.
Charlamagne Tha God
And I do get that. I do also want to ask, do you still want to make love to Kendrick Lamar?
Andrew Schultz
I mean, like, honestly, it's hard to say no to that.
Charlamagne Tha God
You find him attractive?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, man.
Lauren LaRosa
Did you see him in them Celine jeans? Them jeans?
Andrew Schultz
When I saw those jeans, I was like, boom, bop beam bop boom bop bow.
DJ Envy
You gotta stop, stop. Put it out. Stop. Why'd you even ask him that? For real?
Andrew Schultz
They were really upset about nothing.
DJ Envy
Know it's a joke.
Charlamagne Tha God
But why do you think people got.
Andrew Schultz
So obsessed, made that racism so fast? I'm just saying he's little. Like, I hate having to explain jokes.
DJ Envy
He's itty bitty.
Andrew Schultz
So why is he telling. He's going to kill my. Telling people to kill my friends. The biggest thing about this whole. That nobody. I didn't even care that he said this about, like, me not saying jokes like that to me is like a million people who said not say jokes. The next line where he goes and to the N words that coon and the N words being groomed slide on both of them. Them. What does slide mean to y'?
DJ Envy
All?
Lauren LaRosa
Take you out.
Andrew Schultz
But that's because, I mean, ain't no explaining here. You say kill my friends, everything after that is fine. You took it there. If you say kill my friends, because a lot of people thought that was Charlemagne and Alex Media. So if you go the next line, you tell your fans to kill my friends, you get made love to.
DJ Envy
Listen, I appreciate my friend trying to stick up for me, but I don't think he was talking about us.
Andrew Schultz
But how are we supposed to know? You know what I mean? Like, I didn't say anything for weeks. That was the other thing. Like, people ran with these different narratives. They tried to act like after what I Said I was worried about, like, getting death threats. And it's like, no, I was getting that the second they said it. For two weeks. I didn't say, I feel my special. I don't. I don't really give a. And then after that, I was like, yo, we're gonna have some fun with this. But I don't like this idea that, like, I'm this big bully. It's like, you told your people to kill my friends after you say that. Or that's the potential interpretation if somebody said in a rap song to kill your friends.
Lauren LaRosa
But do you understand, though, that he. That. That was in response to him feeling like you came at what he would deem his friends or his people or people he's trying to protect. Talking about.
Andrew Schultz
So say, make fun of my friends.
Lauren LaRosa
But if you in the street, if you outside, you outside, you can't choose whether you out or in. It's like, you out or you in.
Andrew Schultz
Okay, so then if. If he wants to play by those rules, then don'. Surprised at the response. That's what I'm saying. It feels like he's insider and outside.
DJ Envy
Plus, it's a weird matchup, right? Because you got a rapper, right, who's a prolific rapper, and then you got a comedian who's willing to say anything for the joke. So it's not even just like, what are we doing here, guys?
Lauren LaRosa
I think it's because it's platforming. It's like people listen to you and your voice and your podcast. That's why that. That's why that stuff went so viral, because you got the numbers, and then he has it, too. So at the moment, he's like, okay.
DJ Envy
We know he wasn't talking about Gary Owens.
Andrew Schultz
That's a good point.
Lauren LaRosa
Ain't nobody we don't know.
DJ Envy
Gary was the first person to jump out.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm not about to.
DJ Envy
Gary was the first person.
Lauren LaRosa
We knew exactly what he was talking about, because I heard it, and I knew exactly what he was talking.
Andrew Schultz
I didn't think it was. I didn't think it was me. I was like, why were you talking about me?
Lauren LaRosa
Because of the shits and giggles and all the laughs.
DJ Envy
I thought he was talking about Matt, right?
Lauren LaRosa
Black women.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, maybe he was talking about Matt.
DJ Envy
They gotta be talking about.
Andrew Schultz
And everybody kept saying, he. He was talking about me. And I was like, wait a minute. If he's talking about me and is he telling people to kill my friends? Well, I gotta do something about this.
DJ Envy
I gotta do something.
Andrew Schultz
I gotta do something. Like, I'm not A tough guy. You know, I'm a certified lover boy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my God.
DJ Envy
But you're always going to be perceived as the bully because you're a white man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is that right?
Lauren LaRosa
100%.
Andrew Schultz
I just thought.
DJ Envy
Is that right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Like me?
DJ Envy
Oh, I thought you mean. Is that right? No, it's not what you mean.
Andrew Schultz
No, like, no, like, am I. Am I bully? Like, I just thought it was like.
DJ Envy
I don't think you a bully.
Andrew Schultz
I thought it's a size different differential. That's what I thought.
Lauren LaRosa
No, it's a. It's a.
Andrew Schultz
You think there's a racial dynamic.
Lauren LaRosa
Duh.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, I guess. I didn't know.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, of course. And it's a privileged conversation. It's like what you can get on the plate. Like the shits and giggles guys. They had to apologize 60 times.
DJ Envy
You know, you said something that's not as interesting. You said, it's the privilege conversation. You know, we all can say whatever it is we want to say. You just got to be able to deal with the consequences. Black, white, Asian, whatever.
Charlamagne Tha God
Most people can't.
Lauren LaRosa
Exactly. And most people don't have the platform. And they're not. They're not Teflon down like you. They don't have 15 years of the game. They not picked up by five. Fox News and CNN Shade Room like you.
DJ Envy
Other.
Lauren LaRosa
Other people.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right. Period.
Andrew Schultz
Everybody listen. When he is a political tape, everybody's listening.
Lauren LaRosa
He know that he doesn't want to.
Andrew Schultz
Hear a guy with glasses and a bow tie listening to every brilliant idiot's podcast waiting for Charlamagne to say one bad thing about the Democrats.
DJ Envy
Honestly, don't even think about stuff like that. But.
Lauren LaRosa
But it's the truth, though, though, because you have a platform that a lot of other people don't have. Kendrick Lamar has a platform. So he's like, all right, bet you gonna get outside. You gonna laugh joke. He. Ha ha. I'm outside for. For my women from the black women.
DJ Envy
And Salute to Kendrick. Cuz Kendrick does what he wants to do and he gets rewarded for it.
Andrew Schultz
Like, you can do that. This whole thing got blown out of proportion. Like, honestly, I think he's like, obviously a prolific rapper. He's, you know, he's. It's not my. The thing that I listen to all the time. But, like, to say he's not, like, fantastic at what he does is ridiculous. And I have a lot of respect for anybody that puts something out for judgment. I think there are a lot of people who, like, they just make reaction content.
Lauren LaRosa
Right?
Andrew Schultz
So they don't really Know what it's like to, like, create a piece of art and put it out there in the world and let the world judge it.
Lauren LaRosa
They have to deal with it.
Andrew Schultz
That takes balls. And I admire people that have balls.
Charlamagne Tha God
Balls.
DJ Envy
Trump's trans executive orders. What'd he do? His executive orders. He got rid of trans.
Andrew Schultz
He got rid of trans what?
DJ Envy
Women.
Andrew Schultz
They not around anymore.
DJ Envy
Man and woman.
Andrew Schultz
But that is. That is. Yeah, that is how it is, though. Isn't that how it is every day?
Lauren LaRosa
The sun don't shine, but the sun still come up.
Andrew Schultz
Well, here's the thing. I think there are trans people. No, there. There are, but.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, Trump doesn't recognize him.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, but that. He's allowed to. Like, you can't force me to recognize him.
DJ Envy
He's allowed to not believe. But that don't mean that it's not true.
Andrew Schultz
I was watching Squid Game. If they didn't have the numbers, I don't know if I'm recognizing what. You know what I mean? Like, if they didn't number them, I don't know if I'm recognizing everyone. I don't know really.
DJ Envy
I don't really know what I'm saying right now.
Andrew Schultz
Listen, let me apologize before an Asian rapper comes from me. Jen. I'm sorry.
DJ Envy
Jen hits me up all the time.
Lauren LaRosa
I get what you mean by the numbers now.
DJ Envy
Oh, God. Don't ever watch comedy.
Andrew Schultz
It took her two watches.
DJ Envy
Jesus Christ. I'm gonna let her watch comedy.
Andrew Schultz
I get it.
Lauren LaRosa
But wait, back to your special real quick.
DJ Envy
Wait.
Lauren LaRosa
I was thinking, and I know you and your wife have been together for some years, so this is like a hypothetical question for sure. Or more of an ego question.
Andrew Schultz
I love it.
DJ Envy
Love it.
Lauren LaRosa
At any point when that was happening and you found out that it was your fault because of, you know, just your pride and your ego being hurt, did you ever feel like, man, like, what if she leaves? Leaves me because I can't make this happen?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. There's a part of you that goes through that. You're just like, will she not find me, like, as masculine or not find me attractive? Like, will something primally happen inside her?
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Where, like, she'll reject me because I can't do the thing we're put here to do. So you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
You immediately go through that, and then, like, that insecurity takes over, and then you're, like, more sensitive about certain things. If she's not being sweet one day, you're like, is that it? You know, did she. She stopped. So this tears apart relationships. That's why I tell people, like, if you find out there's a problem, do I feel IVF immediately? Instead of, like, going through the emotional turmoil.
Lauren LaRosa
Right.
Andrew Schultz
That could break you guys up. But. But no, she's like, I mean, this is like, a little thing in the special nobody would really understand or even probably catch. But, like, the first joke I make in the special is about this, you know, about. About guys who say, we're pregnant. Pregnant, and I was insulting to women. And then I say, yes, like, my wife. When my wife says that we made a lot of money. Right? The last piece of the special is when my wife is. Is saying, you know, when she thought that she lost the baby. And I'm apologizing. I'm like, I'm so sorry that this is my fault and you got to bear the burden. And she goes, you don't have problems. We have problems. We'll do it together. So it's this idea that, like, in this. In the beginning, I'm having this really selfish thought of, like, I make the money in the house. And then when she's dealing with the toughest thing she's ever dealt with in her life, she's. That's my fault. She's still taking on some of it because we're together. So it's. Yeah. You find out who people are in these tough situations. I got a good one.
Lauren LaRosa
I have a good one.
Andrew Schultz
I got a good one.
Charlamagne Tha God
What is your conversations like with Fish? I know. I know.
Andrew Schultz
50S, 50 is the goat, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know he's. He loves you as a comedian, and I know you. You pull up for him, he pulls up for you.
DJ Envy
What.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's your conversation with him when all this is going on?
Andrew Schultz
I. Yo, I just.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Did he. Did I hit him up or. He hit me up or. We were trying to get him on the pod, and he's like, yeah, I'm pulling up. But, like, he's the type of person that, like, he is. Like, how do I explain it? It's like, you know how, like, in wrestling, whether the people are booing or cheering, like. Like, as long as they're making a sound, he's not afraid of anything. There are people that are probably, like, scared to do, like, credit. Charlemagne, too. Like, Charlemagne could have easily been like, hey, the heat is on you, and they're gonna be upset at me doing a pod with you every single week. And he, yo, let's take a few weeks off.
Charlamagne Tha God
But he's been there before, so he understands.
DJ Envy
And that's not how I rock with my friends. Show stands by me.
Andrew Schultz
So I wouldn't stand by him always. Always. But that's just. This is, like, this is real one. So he's the type person also who, like, he doesn't care what the trend is. So many people are, like, motivated and moved by the trend, and he's the type person. He don't give a. What the trend is. And so if. If there's, like, negative energy, you know, there's positive. He don't give a. He moves to the beat of his own drum. But I remember Charlemagne said a dope thing to me when. When I was going through that last one, and there was, like, people. There's even people in my community, like comedians, like, saying some certain things about me. And Charlamagne was like, yo, this is actually good. You're going through this right now. I go, why? He goes, because you're about to hit another level when the special comes out, and you got to pay close attention to who's hating now. I go, what do you mean? He goes, because whoever's hating now has been hating the whole time.
DJ Envy
Absolutely.
Andrew Schultz
But they. They didn't feel comfortable coming out. They were waiting for you to look wounded. It's like laws of the jungle, you know what I mean? Like, the line only attacks, like, the baby gazelle. Right? You know? And. And, like, I took note, bro. Yeah, I got. I. Yeah, I got notes, and I can't wait for them to fail.
DJ Envy
That's right. The life is out right now. Right now. Congratulations.
Lauren LaRosa
It's number two. What is it? It's number two now. Last night when I watched it, it was still. Oh, but they said that show was good.
Andrew Schultz
Which one? I heard it was really good.
Lauren LaRosa
I haven't. I didn't watch it because I didn't want messing numbers up. I said I was gonna wait. Thank you, but no.
Andrew Schultz
I heard Running Point. Running Point is, like. It's a global sensation. You know what I mean? It's. And that's a Kate Hudson and Chet Hanks and salute to them. Like, shout out to Chet, man, that motherfucker's so funny. And. But, yeah, we still got to knock them out. But, yeah, it was cool. We beat Bobby De Niro show. Where we at? Oh, my God. Beauty and Black. This has got to be your algorithm. Tyler Perry's Beauty in Black.
DJ Envy
Creepy and Black came back out.
Lauren LaRosa
It's number two now. He's number three.
DJ Envy
No, no, no. You might be looking at the top 10. You got to look at.
Lauren LaRosa
That's what I was looking at. That's what I was talking about the top 10.
DJ Envy
You gotta look at what's trending, right?
Andrew Schultz
No, top 10 works too. It's okay. We've a big weekend.
Charlamagne Tha God
Go out there, watch it this week, and I'm gonna check it out this week. And me and the wife gonna relax and watch it this week.
DJ Envy
It's the only way to watch it, by the way. If you got a wife, you and your significant other gotta watch it together.
Andrew Schultz
The fact that you guys went through it, I'm really curious your. Your perspective, but that's why we talk.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's why we talk about. That's why we make it our business to talk about it in the book. And we pot about it all the time because. Cause so many people came up to us and was like, yo, we were dealing with the same thing. We felt like failures. And men came up to me on the side and was like, I thought it was just me. I don't know how to console my wife. But, I mean, once you get through that other side, you realize it makes you look at your child a whole lot different.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, dude.
Charlamagne Tha God
It just is, like, it's the most precious thing in the world. And if you're able to have a child, you know, you hold that really, really close to your heart.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, thank you.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, absolutely. And that's awesome you put in your book. I hope we de. Stigmatize it. Like, I don't want people to feel ashamed of wanting to have a kid.
DJ Envy
Kid.
Andrew Schultz
And you should have that by any means necessary. Like, I feel like that's the thing missing in the masculinity conversation. There's all these guys out there saying what it is to be a man. None of them got kids, you know? You know the thing.
DJ Envy
Is this your feminist arc?
Andrew Schultz
Say again?
DJ Envy
Is this gonna be your feminist?
Andrew Schultz
I've been a feminist, bro. I'm a proud girl, dad.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
DJ Envy
I told you. Having a girl. Who's gonna change you.
Lauren LaRosa
This your baby girl?
Andrew Schultz
She's 13 months.
Lauren LaRosa
13 months.
Andrew Schultz
13 months. Yeah. I've been trying to get you on a feminist for a while.
DJ Envy
I've been a feminist.
Andrew Schultz
I know. Ever since you got depressed or whatever you got.
DJ Envy
Ever since you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Ever since you got anxiety. Jesus Christ.
DJ Envy
But I'm going be honest with you. They've gone too far. They've gone. I'm just having this conversation more. They've gone too far.
Andrew Schultz
Okay. I'm on my feminine C. You're in your masculine arc. You're back.
DJ Envy
You got to bring her back just a little.
Lauren LaRosa
You got too scared of what being a girl, dad.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, yeah, it's. Every day is terrifying, but it's also just like, the most beautiful, rewarding thing ever. Like, she just walks in the room, she's so excited, gives me, like, the big hug. Hug. And you're just like, ah, this is nothing else is. Is important, even in life.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, well, it's Andrew Schultz, ladies and gentlemen. And don't be a stranger just because little short 5 foot 2 midget over here does you do a podcast. You can still come up here.
Andrew Schultz
Okay, okay, okay, I'll come up. Thank you guys for coming. Always, man. This is. This is legendary to me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Andrew Schultz. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
DJ Envy
Wake that ass up early in the morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
The Breakfast Club.
Lauren LaRosa
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Date: January 5, 2026
Podcast: The Breakfast Club (iHeartPodcasts)
Hosts: DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious, Lauren LaRosa
Guest: Andrew Schulz
This wide-ranging interview with comedian Andrew Schulz explores the inspiration behind his new stand-up special "Life," his deeply personal and public IVF journey, the evolving landscape of cancel culture in comedy, the complexity of political discourse—including thoughts on Donald Trump and the 2028 election cycle—and the cultural impact of podcasting. The episode is laced with provocative humor and unfiltered conversation, delving into Schulz’s approach to edgy topics, the risks and rewards of independent creative work, cultural criticisms, and the emotional territory of men’s fertility issues.
Edgy, fast-paced, and witty, the episode balances humor with raw honesty—especially on sensitive issues like infertility and the changing landscape of comedy. The conversation is peppered with real talk, self-deprecation, and personal vulnerability, making it as insightful as it is entertaining.
For listeners seeking an unfiltered, in-depth conversation at the intersection of comedy, culture, and current events, this episode is essential, connecting the dots between personal struggle, creative freedom, and public discourse.