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Gary Owen
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Whoa.
Gary Owen
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Hold up.
Gary Owen
Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up. The Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne the guy. We are the breakfast club. Lauren LaRosa is here as well. We got a special guest in the building.
Angela Yee
Yes, we do.
DJ Envy
One of my favorite comedians, ladies and gentlemen.
Lauren LaRosa
Why is not one of ours?
DJ Envy
I don't know, but one of my favorite comedians, ladies and gentlemen, Gary Owens here, ladies. Yes, Gary Owen.
Gary Owen
Let's get it. Ratings are about to skyrocket.
Angela Yee
I already know what's up, y'.
Gary Owen
All.
DJ Envy
Well, how you feeling? First and foremost?
Gary Owen
How's everything? Everything's great. No complaints.
Angela Yee
I've been.
DJ Envy
I've been really watching your clips the last couple of. The last couple of weeks. I've been watching your clips and I just want to say salute to you. I've seen a couple of clips where one Guy. Which was kind of weird. I thought it was kind of weird. His wife died.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
DJ Envy
And he still went to see Gary Owen.
Angela Yee
Yes, Two days. Two days later.
DJ Envy
Two days later, yeah. Because he was supposed to go with his wife and his wife died and he still went, which was surprising, but he went. And Gary, you decided to take care of the funeral?
Gary Owen
Course, the. Well, they cremated her. They cremated. I took care of the urn. Then I gave him. I gave him more because he had to take off work for a month. But he didn't. I don't think he had a. A GoFundMe. So he got that. And that got over 14,000. Wow. So, yeah. But the reason, it just was kind of spur of the moment. But it was more. He didn't ask because then you see the good and the bad side of social media do something like that. Because I had. My DM's got overrun. Well, since you helped him, help me, can you do this? Can you? All he sent me a message was he told me that his wife passed. They. And then when I saw his page, they go to a lot of comedy shows. That was their thing. So they got pictures of all kinds of comedians. And so he's. I'm going to go. Because she wanted. She. We were supposed to go. And so that's why I took care of it. Because he didn't ask. He said, man, I don't know if you do meet and greets, but I really like to get a picture with you. That's all he wanted.
DJ Envy
That's all he wanted. Yeah, yeah. I could even tell even when he was asking, he was stuttering like, I'm not here for this, but thank you. And I wanted to know, you know, because you pick on. I don't want to say pick on, but you will call people out at a show. Have you ever called out somebody and it was wrong? Like, I've done it up here all the time. But like, so what did your mom think? And they'd be like, my mom's dead. Like, it's happened a bunch of times. So has that happened to you?
Gary Owen
Yeah, yeah. You just be like, ah, way to bring the show down. If you had a commentary, you're there to laugh. But that's going to happen. You know, I mean, like that people think I'm just doing like crowd work. Sometimes I get interrupted. And we're taping it now. So I finally got a full time camera person with me, which I should have did a long time ago.
DJ Envy
Oh, that's why I'm seeing so many Clips now.
Gary Owen
Yeah. Well, I got the right editor, too.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Gary Owen
Okay. I mean, I had camera guys, but then I. I'd be like, why did you stop it there? Now I got. It took trial and error. Now I got the right team. So that's why I think you're seeing me more in the algorithms. And the clips are better. Cause they're actually capturing it and they're editing it correctly. You know what I mean?
Angela Yee
So you were always doing it. You just got a team to actually capture it, edit it, and put it together.
Gary Owen
Yeah. Thanks to Nate Jackson.
Angela Yee
Okay.
Gary Owen
I saw him here last week.
DJ Envy
We'll get it to Nate Jackson. But also, Lorna LaRosa that's sitting to the right of you, threw a shot at you.
Gary Owen
Just you being here.
Lauren LaRosa
I didn't throw a shot.
DJ Envy
There was another white comedian here, and I think she was trying to pit two white comedians against each other.
Gary Owen
I saw that.
Lauren LaRosa
Whoa. Is the white comedian.
DJ Envy
Yes. And she just threw a shot at you for no reason and we didn't. Let's listen to the audio. Know what's going on.
Gary Owen
But they brought up the Kendrick Lamar thing, and all of a sudden, the girl that fills in for Jess, Hilarious. That was there when I was there a few months ago. They said, you know, Kendrick has never really said who he's talking about. Andrew's like, how do we even know Kendrick was talking about me now? Envy, Charlemagne, and Schultz, like, we only know who Kendrick was talking about. He could have been talking about Gary Owen. And literally, the girl goes, anybody checking for Gary Owen? I tell you, this girl, I can't remember her name. I don't know what her issue was with me is, but I'd be like, what? How did I catch a strain? Anybody checking for Gary Owen? And I'm like, well, I just did 12 shows in Baltimore. Somebody checking for me. Word I love. Sold out Nashville this weekend. Somebody checking for me. Yeah, you can tell she, like, takes her hip hop real serious and the lyrics real serious. I could tell when I was there. I go, so she's like, you know, Andrew, how can you say that? And, you know, you got almost. He almost was defending Kendrick, but I was like, oh, she takes those lyrics serious. Takes her hip hop serious. It reminded me. It was like when Tyrese got mad at me because I said of a. I said a joke. Like, in her mind, I'm not a real celeb. I'm not a real entertainer. She doesn't take me serious. Yeah. She doesn't feel. I bet you in her mind, if she was Booking the show. She wouldn't have me on. I bet you in her mind she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why are you like that? Why?
Lauren LaRosa
First, first, before we ask me questions, do you know my name now?
Gary Owen
Yeah. Lauren LaRosa.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay.
Angela Yee
You didn't know it then.
Gary Owen
From Delaware. Went to Delaware State.
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Okay.
Gary Owen
Came from tmz.
Lauren LaRosa
People come for me. They act like they don't know my.
Gary Owen
Name, but I knew your name. That was a.
DJ Envy
Throw the shot at him.
Gary Owen
I saw why he did that to me.
Lauren LaRosa
First of all, it wasn't a shot.
DJ Envy
What you are. I.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay. So I have a tendency.
Gary Owen
It was a shot.
Lauren LaRosa
Can you be quiet?
DJ Envy
All right.
Lauren LaRosa
I have a tendency to say things, and I don't think much of it. But then I'm realizing that people. It hits people differently because I thought I was saying that. During that time, it was very clear what Kendrick Lamar was talking about, because Andrew Schultz, in the conversation that he had was all over the news. And then the Kendrick Lamar stuff happened.
DJ Envy
So Gary Owen will be all over the news. Gary Owen, don't be all over things.
Gary Owen
I had a show with Ken. Andrew's never worked with Kendrick at the same time.
Lauren LaRosa
True. Y' all know what I'm talking about. Like, it was very clear at the time what was happening. It wasn't a dig at you. It was like a. I thought we all saw the same thing.
Gary Owen
I saw, like, when you said that was the. Got my.
Lauren LaRosa
You really don't think I think you a celebrity?
Gary Owen
No, I just want content. I want you to react. It's me.
DJ Envy
I know.
Gary Owen
I'm me. Lauren. I don't take none of this personal. And if I'm doing a rant, I'm like, yeah, they'll probably pick this up.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Gary Owen
And sure enough, took that bait.
Lauren LaRosa
No. I mean, no.
Gary Owen
I saw you in your car.
Lauren LaRosa
Views was good.
Gary Owen
Yeah. It helped out. Help both of us out. Now, look, then they're going to clip this up, and we're still riding that Kendrick train beef.
Lauren LaRosa
No, you were like my first celebrity or not celebrity beef.
Gary Owen
Somewhat.
Angela Yee
I am.
Gary Owen
All my beefs are fake, you know.
Angela Yee
Oh, my God.
Gary Owen
The Michael Blackson one was fake. This. This thing we're about to do with Nate's fake.
DJ Envy
Well, before we get to. Before we get to Nate and I don't see. I don't know what your problem is. Gary Owen with black women. Black women just disrespect you. Then to the left of you. You and Jess. Hilarious. Went back and forth because.
Gary Owen
Did we?
DJ Envy
Yes.
Angela Yee
I ain't never say Nothing to this nigga.
Lauren LaRosa
It wasn't a back. It was a. I never came back.
Angela Yee
And I. And I don't know why this white man decided to attack me.
Gary Owen
Let's listen. Me. Yeah, Jess, hilarious. Went to Detroit Mike Evans Comedy Club, which Mike Epps had nothing to do with it. I think his name is on it. But I guess it just wasn't run well the weekend she was there. She goes on the Brush Club, and she goes, you know, they told me Damon Wayans is going to be on the show. I get there is Damon Williams. I don't know no damn Damon Williams. And I'm going, jess, everybody knows Damon Williams in the comedy world. I don't know why she took that moment to dig on Damon. Like, I don't know no damn Damon Williams. Every comic knows Damon Williams out of Chicago.
Angela Yee
I'm from Baltimore. I ain't from no damn Chicago.
Gary Owen
You don't know Dame Williams?
Angela Yee
Yeah, I do. Now. I know who he is now.
Gary Owen
He's a good dude.
Angela Yee
Yeah, yeah, Obviously he's a good dude. But I met him one time backstage, right? We was on the same show. I meet so many people I'm on shows with. You know what I mean?
Gary Owen
So I think it was the dam.
Angela Yee
Yeah, it was the dam.
Gary Owen
You said, I don't know Damon Williams. I don't know no damn Damon Williams.
DJ Envy
She was more taking her frustration out on the nightclub.
Angela Yee
It was just more so. And it was. You weren't the only one. It was a lot of people, I think he called and asked to make videos to say, like, yo, come on, shorty. Ruining my credibility. I'm valid. I'm in these shoes. I've been, like, a pioneer in this shit. Can y' all please let her know who I am? And it was you amongst other, you know, OG comics that made the video and said it. But I'm like, yo, I really did not know who he was until videos were. No pictures were posted. A couple pictures were posted from one night at a club. We were on D Ray show. Shout out to D Ray.
Gary Owen
That was the New Year's Eve stuff, right?
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Yes.
Angela Yee
And I did. I swear, I meet so many people. Like, I just did not remember, oh, that's Damon Williams. Okay, cool. Even still, only met him one time now. My bad. But, like, I'm not gonna say sorry because I didn't know who he was by name. And every comic does not know Damian Williams. Every comic does not know me. Every comic don't even know your ass.
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Shocking.
Angela Yee
Every comic. Everybody don't know everybody now, you know, some people just like, duh, we know who that is. You know what I mean? But it's like, I. I did not know.
Gary Owen
Yeah, well, he ran with it, and like I said, it's all content.
Angela Yee
He did.
Gary Owen
I didn't. I didn't say.
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He actually.
Gary Owen
Huh? No, no, no. I did. On my side. I like David.
DJ Envy
So you just jumped in the beef? You didn't even call your ass.
Gary Owen
Listen, I'm very. Listen, I'm very strategic with what I say. You don't see me calling them out their name. You don't see me saying they should get fired. You don't see me saying they're not good at their job. I don't ever. I'm like, anybody check for Gary Owen? You know who damn Damon Williams is? And then I just keep it moving. I'm like, they're gonna respond. I literally go to my phone, be like, oh, yeah, Lauren did it. Exactly. When I go on, Jess is gonna bring this up.
Angela Yee
And you know what's crazy? When you did that, when you posted the video, somebody was like, why Tommy from power gonna make a video talking.
Gary Owen
About, you know what they were.
Angela Yee
I said, tommy from Power. Tommy from power probably don't know. No. Damn. Damn. But I was like, you know what? That's Gary.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Angela Yee
So boom.
Gary Owen
Yeah.
Angela Yee
See, now we're talking about, oh, damn.
Gary Owen
Emmy gonna get the smoke. You get smoke. You better get the smoke. I'm the most respectful, like, beef person, Jess. I like her. Lauren. She's good at her job.
Lauren LaRosa
You didn't say that.
Gary Owen
Huh?
DJ Envy
He did.
Angela Yee
He said you take the hip hop very seriously.
Lauren LaRosa
That was a dish. You didn't say I was good at my job. You said, I take my hip hop very seriously. Like, that was like a.
DJ Envy
He said, you know, your name.
Lauren LaRosa
Exactly.
Gary Owen
Yeah, yeah, that was. That was. Yeah, that was on purpose.
Lauren LaRosa
If you think I'm good at my job, you could say, now, are you.
Gary Owen
Good at your job?
Lauren LaRosa
Thank you.
Gary Owen
I think you add something to the show. You know what I mean? It's good to have a little antagonist every now and then.
Lauren LaRosa
But what does that do for you, though, at where you are? Because, like, wow.
DJ Envy
For me.
Lauren LaRosa
No, a real question.
Gary Owen
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Gary Owen
It's fun.
Lauren LaRosa
No. Where you are.
Gary Owen
Can we have fun in this?
Lauren LaRosa
No, I'm just saying where you are. Meaning. So when I. When you said I didn't think you were a celebrity, I was like, what? I've been watching you. My household has been watching you forever. I do think you're a celebrity. I'm saying, where you are. As if, like, you. You're at a point where, like, that type of trolling. Do you need to do that?
Gary Owen
I don't think it was trolling. I like the Breakfast Club. So I chime in.
Lauren LaRosa
You know, you're so commentating.
Gary Owen
Commentating, but same thing you're doing.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, but my. I feel like my comment, like you're. You're here saying those weren't your true feelings. If I say something, that's really how I feel.
Gary Owen
Yeah, well, we're different.
DJ Envy
Gary's fake.
Gary Owen
Yeah, I'm completely fake on the Internet.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Gary Owen
I mean, I did one of my specials is literally called hashtag doing what I do. Because I go, I'm lying. If I do the hashtag, I'm lying. I've taken pictures in front of yachts. I wasn't on the yacht. I was lying. You know?
Angela Yee
So that's where Bow Wow got all that fake shit from.
Gary Owen
Yeah, probably.
Lauren LaRosa
Meow.
Gary Owen
Huh?
Lauren LaRosa
Did you go at Bow Wow?
Gary Owen
That's where I got it from.
DJ Envy
That's where I got it.
Gary Owen
I go from the best. When he was on a private plane, I go, that's a good idea. Yeah.
Angela Yee
So you got your comedy special, Gary Owen. No.
DJ Envy
You got the one on Netflix.
Gary Owen
No. You know that's a lie.
Lauren LaRosa
You gotta do a video about Instagram.
Angela Yee
Cause he just shy.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm like, you ain't on Netflix.
Angela Yee
But, yo, so do you really? Does it really grind your G? What people call you grind your G? Yeah, I mean, he's one.
Gary Owen
When they put an S on my.
Angela Yee
Name, when people say Gary Owens, is that a thing?
Gary Owen
Not. I don't think the public, but I think when a promoter hires me and you put on the flyer, I'm like, dude, you put the wrong name on the flyer. The funny. Like, it just happened last week, they did some promo video about some city I'm coming to, and it was Gary Owens. I go, bro. And he's like, why aren't you reposting it? I go, because you got the name wrong. They don't do it to nobody else. You don't see Bruce. Bruce's.
DJ Envy
No.
Gary Owen
You and your buttons, earthquakes.
DJ Envy
Just hilarious Novys that do it. Now, you know, on a serious note, you are funny. You sell out shows all the time. You sell out specials all the time.
Gary Owen
Yeah.
DJ Envy
What did you do to an executive at Netflix? Did you bang somebody's wife? Did you bang somebody's man? Like, what did you do where they are not reaching out to you? I don't know it's ridiculous now. Come on.
Gary Owen
I know, I. But you know what? It's been. People think, like, I got all this. These special. All these networks. Not. It was. BT had a good relationship with them when they were doing comedy. And then Showtime, I had a good relationship with them. So Showtime stopped doing comedy specials. So it pretty much. There's three buyers right now. Hulu, Amazon, and Netflix. Right. So I don't know. You asked me. I don't know.
DJ Envy
You see comedians getting special, that you feel like, he's not better than me, he's not better than me.
Gary Owen
I think we all think we're better than everybody else. If we're being honest. We're like, but I would. I'm not ever bitter towards another guy getting a Netflix special. I'm like, yeah, that's fine, because I'm doing fine. Like, I'm selling out everywhere in advance. You know what I mean? So I'm. YouTube's a. I finally figured. Figured it out with YouTube, I said, who was the highest paid people on TV? It was judges and it was daytime talk show hosts. And I was like, why? Because they're on every day. That's why. You knew Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer was on once a week. Week. He wouldn't have been. So I go, I gotta post a clip every day. I have to take over people's phones and I have to post good clips. Once I figured that out, I go, it just went. And this is all in the last, like, three months. And I can tell it just went because even my guy Adam, who's. He's like, slash opener. And he's also my web guy. It was the best DM I ever answered. This guy DM me like 2 years ago and said, hey, I'm just starting out doing stand up. You know, I've been watching you forever. And I said, I looked at his page.
DJ Envy
Who does your clips?
Gary Owen
He goes, I do it myself. I said, you can come down to a guest spot. He's at the West Palm Beach Improv. I go, if you film me and let me see how the clips look. And me. And it's been seamless ever since. Took a while for me to bring him on, like full time, but now.
DJ Envy
But you just hire him for the clips.
Gary Owen
No, he's very funny and he takes the craft serious. Like, even when he's not with me, he's on stage every night. He's open mic and he's. I'm like, dude, you're on stage again. So he takes the crab serious. And I love the way he edits me and just. It's just. It's seamless. So I. I'll even call him, be like, that. That clip wasn't funny. Take down everybody or it's too short or, you know, but we work. We were good together. But that's what. That's what's happened over the last, like, three months. We finally was like. We made a decision. Every day, we gotta post a clip.
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Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know, it's worse because I. I could tell the difference.
Angela Yee
Yeah. So he's a comedian.
Gary Owen
He's a comedian named Adam Fink, and.
Angela Yee
He is a videographer, and he does.
Gary Owen
He came from, like, doing rap videos. He was, like, working with Big Sean and some other people. And so working with me is great. He goes, dude, there's less weed.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Gary Owen
He goes, I'm getting paid on time. No offense. I got paid, but I have to ask. You know what I mean? Hey, can't get my money. The video's over. The song's number two.
Angela Yee
Everybody's high.
DJ Envy
And what happened with your and Nate Jackson? So you and Nate Jackson. Y do well. Y used to do a podcast together.
Gary Owen
Yeah.
DJ Envy
And he. He alluded that you might have stole some of his material.
Gary Owen
I did not steal nobody's material. Me and Nate, Jack, you seen us.
Angela Yee
No, not.
Lauren LaRosa
Not material, but it was like the jersey. It was the concept.
Gary Owen
Here's Nate's issue. He reads comments too much and takes him to heart. And so I'm sure in his brain, two people said, gary wore a jersey, and I did. I live in Houston. I had an Astros jersey. I put it on one night. I thought nothing of it. My first headshot was in a jersey. So I was like to say I stole a jersey. I was looking at Nate, like. And then I know Nate puts out a lot of clips. I didn't know he does, like, a monthly thing because he puts out so much. So I was sitting here going, huh? I said, I'm gonna get all these cities. We're gonna clip it up. And I said, on the first of the month, we'll do whatever city I was in. Like, in Baltimore, we'll do that, and we'll do. I'm going to call it off the Dome. So Nick, I guess he's a podcast when he goes, hey, man, I got a beef because you put on a jersey, and then you put on the Best of and you called off the Dome. I go, and. And then he was like, man, you know, I do a compilation, and I wear jerseys in every city. I said, yo, so you. You Gotta. You can't wear jerseys is that we're saying right now, you know, So I just think he read the comments and then, I don't know. We're good. Like he said, we're good. I just, I think he shouldn't read the comments as much because I, I read the comments. I don't take them personal.
DJ Envy
This is what he said for people that don't know, so we can have a clear understanding what Nate said when he was here. I rock with Gary. I have no, I have no malice.
Gary Owen
You know what I'm saying? And so he good, but not.
DJ Envy
But this is. And, and so I have noticed that as I'm up in the Pacific Northwest.
Gary Owen
Fighting for ways to be an innovator and stay relevant from way the fuck up up there and off the grid, that sometimes people come up and they're like, oh, that is. That's the sauce. You can't.
DJ Envy
I can't protect that.
Gary Owen
Whether he comes close to me and does it or stays away from me and does it.
DJ Envy
If somebody sees a editing style or.
Gary Owen
A wave or, I don't know, a.
DJ Envy
Dress or a way, somebody walks to talk and it's working. Astrology, go ahead. There's nothing you could do. He from. He from there. Well, he from Ohio, but.
Gary Owen
Ohio. He lived this. Envy is wild.
Angela Yee
Crazy. Envy is.
Gary Owen
No, but I. I wore. I wore an XL jersey. Nate's not wearing an XL jersey.
DJ Envy
You're stupid.
Gary Owen
My Astros with extra large. Nate's not wearing an extra large Astro jersey. If I would have wore a triple X. I stole it.
Lauren LaRosa
That's me.
Gary Owen
It's not me. Is it me?
Angela Yee
He's wearing a triple X. Oh, is.
Lauren LaRosa
That a joke or. That's like a real feeling.
Gary Owen
I just want to. I want him to see it and I want him to react.
Angela Yee
Okay, that shit was funny just now.
DJ Envy
So y' all don't do the podcast anymore? Now he says it's timing. Is it timing or no?
Gary Owen
It really was. Like when I did his club last year, I said, yo, he's. Because he's. He's an impressive guy. And if I took anything from Nate, it's work ethic and, you know, invested in yourself. So the full time camera guys that are on the road with you, I said, I gotta start doing that. You know, I'll be the first one to admit. Like, I was probably. I saw Bill Brown here and he was like, I take care of my people. I make sure they're paid well. And I, When I hear conversation, I go, yeah, I don't want People working for me struggling. So I make sure everybody's well compensated. When I saw Nate taking his camera guys on the road, I go, I got. I got to do that. And Nate's the one that told me, you should have the camera guys with you at all times. So if I took anything from him, it's that. So the podcast away, because he does live in Tacoma. It's far. And I'm going up there once a month for like, two, three days, and we're busting out five, six episodes. And so it was just. It was a lot. It was taxing, and we weren't, you know, it just. He got busy, I got busy, and I was like, dude, this is a lot. And we both agreed. You're la, I'm Houston.
Angela Yee
Oh, you're Houston. And he's washing. Oh, yeah.
Gary Owen
But he's got his own studio, which is impressive. I was like, yeah, this is. He's. He's like a mini, mini Tyler Perry going on over there. Yeah, okay. Yeah, he's got his own spot he can do, and he runs his merch out of there, and he's got, like three people in cubicles just cutting. Cutting up his clips.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Gary Owen
So if I took anything from Nate, it's that. But no, like I said, good. I don't take nothing personal. You know what I mean? I just think he got a couple comments, and then he was like, hey, wait a minute. I do this because, like, Charlemagne's got a podcast. He wasn't the first one to do a podcast. Somebody did a podcast, saw there's money in it, saw that you could build stuff and you go with it, you know, Matt Rife, I didn't know I had a Tick Tock. And then I remember I was in Atlanta and the club owner there, Gary Abdul, I saw Matt Rife and he was sold out, like, month in advance. I go, matt Rife sold out already. He goes, tick tock, bro. He went nuts. I called my web people, I go, dude, do I got a Tick Tock? They go, you got 600, 000 followers. I didn't know I had a Tick Tock. They had already had it. And my clips was up there, and I was like, oh, I got one. Yeah. So now I make sure there's, like, Instagram, YouTube. I make sure I'm active in my Tick Tock. But where'd I get that from? Matt Rife took off.
DJ Envy
Do you know that they monetize it, that you get a check from Tick Tock every month? Okay.
Gary Owen
Crazy. You know what?
Angela Yee
Because Envy Just put me on today. I didn't realize that I had like, that I could monetize Tick tock. I never posted on my average 300, 000 views. I literally had somebody running it. I never was on TikTok. I never been on Twitter, any of that. I just run Instagram. Right. So when Envy came in here a couple weeks ago, like, yo, are you monetizing? I'm like, no, I didn't know you can make. I didn't know I could make money.
Gary Owen
Off Facebook's for the money.
Angela Yee
Yeah, right. But he told me that. And so now I'm working on all my, you know, social media.
Gary Owen
You stole that.
Angela Yee
You stole that, right?
Gary Owen
No, no, I'm saying you're a thief.
Angela Yee
Obviously.
DJ Envy
Obviously.
Gary Owen
You know what? Damon Williams has a tick Tock.
Angela Yee
Shut up. He actually should have off that whole moment. He should have had a who is Damon Williams Tour so he could tell people who didn't know.
Gary Owen
One thing. I will say he maximized. I think that was. We say, like, how could Jess do that? But that was like the best thing for. For him at that time. It went everywhere.
Angela Yee
You know, you welcome.
Gary Owen
It's like Angel Reese, the best thing she ever did was do the ring thing to Caitlin Clark.
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Gary Owen
Because she's the villain.
DJ Envy
That's right.
Gary Owen
You know, because WMA is kind of boring.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
DJ Envy
But now every time they play, it's sold out.
Gary Owen
But when angel and Caitlin play, you watch that thing.
Angela Yee
They went from Angel Reese doing that, you know, to the.
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That's a winning combo. No matter the sport, no matter the yard. Everybody knows fan work is thirsty work. So grab a Coca Cola and keep that HBCU pride going.
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Gary Owen
Man, that's when you know your league's boring. That's the headline, not the score. Cause I guarantee you all those, all those games that doe got thrown to court, nobody knows the score.
DJ Envy
I got in trouble for that the.
Gary Owen
Other day because I'm a dildo on the court.
DJ Envy
No, I reported yesterday, I was like wnba, there was a dildo thrown on the what? Charlotte go. What was the score? I don't know.
Gary Owen
Nobody cares.
Angela Yee
Did not know. Look, going back to what you said about your videographer, right? Like you say he's a comedian, right? What do you do? Was he a comedian but when you met him?
Gary Owen
Yeah, he DM me and he was like I'm a comedian, okay? And he was already. I went to his page and I saw his videos and I go, yeah, that's pretty good. I go, can you record me? And he was like, yeah. So we tried it and it took about seven, eight months for me to bring them on full time. I use them here and there. But he got better too. Like he now we're, we're synergized like a team. He gets me, I get him. He's so I like how he's like, he's way younger than me, so he's like 30. So he, he knows what the 30 year olds are looking for. He goes, nah, that attention span ain't gonna be there for that. Yeah, really, it's great.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Gary Owen
For real. So.
Angela Yee
So what do you.
Gary Owen
Sorry, am I neglecting eye contact? I'm over here. I don't wanna leave you out.
Lauren LaRosa
Don't.
Gary Owen
Yeah, like this. Yeah, the energy's great.
Angela Yee
So what do you do right when he goes, like when he blows, he pops off Good.
Gary Owen
We talked about. I said, dude, I would love to have the like Jo Koy opened up for Chelsea Handler, Chris d' Elia opened up for Jo Koy, that type of deal. And he told me, he goes, dude, by the time that happens, this is going to be a well oiled machine. You're going to be good, you know, because he's. We. I have a full time camera guy. That's not Adam. Adam edits it. So Adam doesn't have to be with me every week.
Angela Yee
Got you.
Gary Owen
You know, but I like him with me because when you're in the room, you know, when the energy's right, he gets it.
Angela Yee
He's a comedian.
Gary Owen
That one that went nuts last month. The paper straws one in Baltimore.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Gary Owen
Remember the guy? I was like imitating four people at the same time. The security guards and everything. It was like I forgot all about that. That was back in February. That happened.
Angela Yee
That was hilarious though.
Gary Owen
Yeah, but he captured it. If he wasn't there, we missed out on that. So if you're talking about what I took from Nate, keep the camera guys with me. Because that wasn't crowd work. That was. I was getting interrupted. The guy was like animate. And we come to find out he doesn't drink. And they were trying to get him to buy drinks. That was a discussion. He bought the VIP tickets, but he wasn't buying anything. So he's like, dude, you need to buy some drinks. He's like, I don't drink. That was what I didn't know. But they were so animate. I just started going, but that wasn't like crowd work. I just got interrupted and rolled with it. You know what I mean?
DJ Envy
Now you said John Cena's interview really, really changed your perspective on things 100%. So break that down. What? How did it change your perspective?
Gary Owen
It was funny because like the week before he came on Kelsey Plum, we're talking about the WN player, she like snapped on somebody that was trying to get her autograph and she goes, how's that make you feel as a grown person, you know, doing that? Then when John Cena came on your show. And he goes, if I can sign something and a guy can make money off of it, it's no sweat off my back because I'm helping put food on somebody else's table. And I go, dang. I was caught up in the. You're just gonna sell this now? I'm like, yeah, it ain't nothing. I'll sign it. You know what I mean? So I'm glad I saw that because it really did change my perspective on things because we get so caught up in, like, we feel like we're getting taken advantage of or we want a piece of everything that has our name on it. But if somebody's gonna blow up a 8 by 10 glossy and I can sign it and they can get 100 bucks for it, it's no sweat off my back. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I'm glad. I'm glad I saw that. You know what I mean?
DJ Envy
Yeah, that was dope.
Gary Owen
That was good.
DJ Envy
Now let's talk about this special.
Angela Yee
Yes.
DJ Envy
Gary owen. No on YouTube. No s on YouTube.
Gary Owen
No s. Because black people put an S on my name.
DJ Envy
No s on YouTube.
Gary Owen
Gary Owen.
DJ Envy
No s. No s on YouTube.
Angela Yee
So it's only us that do it.
Gary Owen
Yeah. You guys.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Gary Owen
Filipinos put a P on it in the beginning. Perry Poens. Those Filipinos.
Lauren LaRosa
My mom put an S on target. She like, targets.
Gary Owen
Yeah. Or shrimps.
Lauren LaRosa
I don't know what it is even.
DJ Envy
Nowhere near target.
Lauren LaRosa
It's just an older black person thing. I don't know. They put S's on everything.
Angela Yee
Damn, that's true. I didn't know that we was the only one that did that.
Gary Owen
Yeah. Black people love the letter S. You guys love it.
Lauren LaRosa
You're not coming to the cookout anymore. We can't because the S. What do you mean? Are you disassociating yourself? Like, because they're gonna still call you Gary Owens, maybe?
Gary Owen
No, I still come with cookout.
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Maybe.
Gary Owen
Maybe. I don't know. We'll talk about it. I'm sure you'll be like, gary was at the cookout yesterday. I'd be like, lauren, you knew who I was. You didn't even say hello at the cookout.
Angela Yee
Or she ran up to you. Gary Owen.
Gary Owen
You said, I'm not coming to yours. It was a joke.
Lauren LaRosa
I was trolling.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Gary Owen
You ain't coming to my cookout. Where's Charlamagne? I miss him.
DJ Envy
That's crazy. Now I always want to ask too, you know? So you had a crazy divorce and it's finally over. You moved on and everything is good. So you've been. You. You spoke about your relationship with your kids. Has that gotten any better at all?
Gary Owen
Son got right after I left here last time, son got a hold of me, so now we're good. He was just in Vegas with me last two weeks ago.
DJ Envy
How did y' all make that?
Lauren LaRosa
You saw the interview?
Gary Owen
He didn't see the interview. He. He. He had an issue at his job, and he. He needed my help, needed my advice. So he. He just called out of left field. It was funny because Adam, I opened, we're in Philly, and he. He matched with this girl on Tinder. And he goes, yo, I got a feeling this girl's trying to catfish me. Can you go to the bar with me just to play wingman? All right. So we're walking to the bar, and my phone rings. It's my son. I looked up. I go, my son's calling me. And he looked at. I go, my son ain't call me, like, three years. So I picked up. I said, good luck with your Tinder date. I hope she's legit, but I'm out. So we talked for, like, three, four hours at night, and then. Yeah, we're. We're as close as ever now. It just took took time. Daughter is still. Still nothing, but she's. She's gonna be a tough one to crack.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
Have you attempted to reach out to your daughter since reaching.
Gary Owen
Yeah, I always do, but, you know, I don't have. I don't have any. I don't have a way to contact her. She's not on social media. She got a new cell phone, so I have. I have no way. Other than an email.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, she's told her brother not to give you her number.
Gary Owen
Well, it's a little different than that. I'll keep that between them. I'll keep that between them. I don't want everything to be on the Breakfast Club.
Angela Yee
Yeah, but that's good.
DJ Envy
But what was that initial conversation like?
Gary Owen
Was it like with my son?
DJ Envy
Yeah. Was it natural? Was it like, hey, how's it going? It was like, hey, dad, we haven't spoken. Let's speak. Like, how was that. That conversation after three years? Because it's still your son at the time, you could be mad, but, you know, you still got a place for your art.
Gary Owen
Yeah. The first thing he said was, dude, I know we got a lot to work on, and I know we'll get to it, but I really need your help with this problem right now. So I went into immediate, like, dad mode. Like, all right, this is what we got to do. And then it just so happened I was gonna be in the Bay Area, like, two weeks later, and that's where he lives. So the phone call happens two weeks later. We got to reconnect. And then. And then he ended up flying back to Houston with me. I said, you wanna. You wanna fly back Monday when I fly back? He goes, yeah. Cause yeah, I got the twins. So we got to meet the twins. And then everything's good now he's got it. You know, he's got his favorite already. I love it.
DJ Envy
Now, be honest. When you first seen that number, did you think it was a money call? Like, you know, like, because, you know when your kids call, it's either they're in problem or they need some money.
Gary Owen
Oh, no, he has no problem asking for money.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Gary Owen
Like, that's not an issue with him. Let me tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like this. Oh, you're making up for that three years.
DJ Envy
So it wasn't a money call. It was. I need some advice.
Gary Owen
It was. No, that wasn't a money call. There's been money calls since, but I think that's natural.
Lauren LaRosa
Did you have a moment where you, like. Because last time you were here, you talked about it.
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There was.
Lauren LaRosa
It was a bit emotional for you.
DJ Envy
Ish.
Lauren LaRosa
Did you have a moment where you, like, were like, okay, like, I finally got to the point where me and my son are reconnecting. You were able to, like, take it in and, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gary Owen
But, you know, I was like. I was able to, like, be honest with him about the divorce. It had nothing to do with you. That's between me and your mom. Because I think he. I think, think. And maybe my daughter feels that way too. I think they probably think they had something to do with it. And I was like, dude, it had nothing to do with you. Nothing. So, yeah, you got. You. You kind of replay the. The years lost in your brain. But then where we're at now when you know we're good. Yeah, I didn't miss a wedding. I didn't miss, like, him having kids or anything like that. So I think that would be. That would be tough. Like, if my daughter ever. When she does get married, my God, I hope her we're back in touch by then. You know what I mean?
Lauren LaRosa
Walker down the aisle.
Gary Owen
Yeah, all that.
Lauren LaRosa
Do you change how you do your jokes now? Because, like, I mean, from this point on, because your son's watching and you know all the things. And you had jokes about the divorce. And all that stuff. Did y' all talk about that?
Gary Owen
Nah, He's. He's got a dark sense of humor, like I do, so he was good with it.
Angela Yee
How old is your son?
Gary Owen
24.
Angela Yee
Oh, yeah?
Gary Owen
Yeah. He's an adult now.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Gary Owen
Yeah. So now he's good. He'd be cracking up, and then he. You know, it's funny because now he's kind of hanging out at the comedy club up there in the Bay Area, because I. When I did the show, I brought him up there, and everybody knew him from back in the day. We used to come around. So now he's. He's kind of hanging out there a lot. So he's meeting a lot of the comedians. So it's been good, because I think I've been cool with most comedians, unlike Jess, you know, with Damon. But he says, man, the comedians really like you, dad. Nobody says anything bad about you. I said, well, I hope not. You know, I don't really cross people like that. So that was good.
Lauren LaRosa
He's funny. Is he trying to work?
Gary Owen
No, he's funny. He could do it if he wanted to pursue it, but I don't think it's his passion, but he could do it. He's quick on his feet.
DJ Envy
This is how I knew you were white, Gary, not because of your complexion. You driving past the bank of America, decide to pull over, crazy ass, and say, hey, I want to close my account today. You close the account and then say, oh, well, why are the money. But the account's closed. So they say, okay, you can either take a cashier's check or cash. Yeah, you take the cash. Then you proceed to go to the gym and say, you know what?
Lauren LaRosa
What?
DJ Envy
I'm gonna leave the cash that I just took out the bake in my car while I go work out for an hour plus. Yeah. And I expect the cash to be there.
Angela Yee
Oh, it better be here.
Gary Owen
45. It was 45 minutes.
DJ Envy
Oh, 45 minutes.
Gary Owen
I went to sit in the sauna.
DJ Envy
Okay, 45 minutes.
Angela Yee
Oh, wow.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, we're relaxing.
Angela Yee
A sauna with money in your car, absolutely white.
DJ Envy
Then you come back out, your car's broken into, man. The money is gone, with a note that says, thank you.
Angela Yee
Damn.
Lauren LaRosa
Now how.
DJ Envy
Why? We're. How explain.
Angela Yee
What was your.
Gary Owen
Dude, that white privilege was kicking in that day? I thought, I'm on. I'm good.
Angela Yee
You thought she was Tommy from power.
Gary Owen
I thought, man, I wish he was there that day. I wish he was there that day. Get him, Tommy. Kiss for Christmas on these. So I'm Literally. I don't bank at bank of America, but I have an account there, and I've had money in there for years that I just. I didn't pay any attention to.
DJ Envy
That's how you know he's white. He had money there in an account.
Gary Owen
That's not an enormous amount he didn't.
DJ Envy
Know was even there.
Gary Owen
No, it's there, but it's not an enormous amount. I'm not gonna say, because I don't want to be judged.
Lauren LaRosa
Give us a range. Is it over 10,000? But under 50?
Gary Owen
I'm not. It's over a thousand. And under 30, you don't get to dictate.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm sorry to say, nigga, but I'm sorry.
Gary Owen
Damn sorry. You don't get to dictate. There is nobody in this room that.
DJ Envy
Would have an account with over $1,000 in there and not know it's there.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm not even leaving five.
Gary Owen
I know it's there.
DJ Envy
Go ahead.
Gary Owen
I just haven't. I don't bank there, so I'm just kind of sitting. It's not rich like that, okay? I just. I go in. It's like an hour. I was getting fed up. I go, oh, my God, dude. I'm looking at the lay like, I just want to leave. And then she was like, well, do you want to cash your check or you want cash? I go, what's ever faster? Because once you're there for an hour, you ready to go?
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Gary Owen
She goes, we can do the cash right now. All right. My car, I put in the middle consult. I go, now I'm just driving by Lifetime Fitness. I'm stopping the sauna. I can use a little sweat.
DJ Envy
Okay?
Gary Owen
I knew people break into the lockers in Lifetime, and that part is. I thought about it. I go, huh? I think it's safer in the car because I have the alarm on the car. You know, them Audis are like tanks. And I was like this. I should be good. And it's middle of the day. It's like 1:30.
DJ Envy
Did you leave the cash on the dashboard?
Angela Yee
Crime don't have no goddamn time.
Lauren LaRosa
Where did you put it? Where was it?
Gary Owen
In the middle.
DJ Envy
So you didn't even put it in the glove box and lock it? You just.
Angela Yee
That's the first place I used to look when I break in cars. Yo, you don't do that, guys. That was back in the day.
Gary Owen
Okay, okay, so you can't come. So I come out. I'm just. I'm doing. Not only am I getting robbed because the Widest thing I ever did was leave the money in the car. I got a smoothie, you know.
Angela Yee
Wow.
Gary Owen
Yeah. I think I was listening to Chris Stapleton, Wide Horse. So I come out, this security guard's on a golf cart just sitting by my car. And they go, here you go. Yeah, they got you. And I went, huh? And I look around. I mean, that passenger side back window is gone. It's just crushed. And they tried to get in all four windows, but they finally got in. Well, the police department finally called me, right? And they said, all right, here's what's crazy. He clearly follows you out of the bank. It's called Juggin Joggin in Houston, where they literally. Guys will sit her outside of banks and they'll follow people. Here's the thing. I'm glad I didn't go home, because he would have followed me home. That's right. And I'm. Because I. I was paying no attention to nothing. So I'm glad I went to the gym. And so they said, dude, you walked right by his car. They got the cameras at Lifetime said, you got out. He parked about five cars away from you. He goes, you stopped and threw something in the garbage can. And you literally stopped right in front of this white Chevy Blazer. I think he was in. Now I'm replaying the Blazer. White Chevy Blazer. White Chevy Blazer. And then I was like this. I go, hey, I'm not saying this, but I really want to know what color was he? Do I get a guess? I go, do I get a guess? Oh, my God. The detective was like, I don't know what you think. I go, black?
DJ Envy
And he was.
Gary Owen
He was. Yes, he was. Yeah, it was a black guy. It was really black. He was really black.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Gary Owen
No, you robbed me. You're really black.
Angela Yee
Okay, okay.
DJ Envy
Oh, my gosh.
Angela Yee
So what happened?
Gary Owen
So they. He got the money. He gets there, and then. Here's the silver lining. Once he broke into the car, I went back and had to call my insurance company. And of course, they cover the damages. Well, they go, reevaluate everything. They said, you know, shout out to State Farm. You know, you can consolidate the homeowners, the car and everything. They go, and you're gonna save $240 a month. So I'm not gonna tell you how much it was, but in five years, I'm ahead. Thank you for robbing me, because I just saved money on my insurance.
Lauren LaRosa
I know that's right.
Gary Owen
$204 a month.
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Boom.
Gary Owen
So, yeah, you gotta look at God look at God. I come come 20, 30, Gary's ahead. You think you robbed the wrong one today? State Farm.
DJ Envy
Did they catch the people? Did they catch them?
Angela Yee
They did.
Gary Owen
No, they said they're, they said they do have a guy that is. They got him for other juggins. So now they're going to see if he ever rented a white Chevy Blazer. Cuz how they do, they rent the car and they take the front light. They, they said this guy's a pro cuz he took the front license plate off. And the way he parked it, you couldn't get the lice plate from the camera and he backed up. And so here's the bad part. He tried to get into the driver's side first and couldn't and he realized, oh, I can't keep here. So he, he drove and parked in another part of the lifetime fitness and then came back like 15 minutes later. And that's when he got in the passenger side, right? They said the, the security guard on the golf cart that's supposed to patrol, where was he at by the way? Right? And then they said he drove. When he tried to do it the first time, he drove right by your car and sat there and looked at it for a few minutes and then he, he drove off again. I'm like, where was this guy at? Listen, and let me tell you something. When you get robbed, this is what you don't do. I called a couple people, right? The people. You're like, hey, I just got robbed one. You don't try to share a story of somebody else get robbed. The security guard tries to tell me about all the crimes he stopped. I'm like, I don't care about the dude you stopped before. He was like this. He goes, I can't believe it's happened on my watch. But I take a lot of, of pride. There's another guy that came here, he tried to rob somebody. We had some kids tried to play basketball, they didn't want to leave. Found out they were robbing people in the locker room. I had to kick them out. I go, dude, I don't give a. What are we talking about right now?
Angela Yee
I'm gone. All my money is gone.
Gary Owen
My window's still broke. I'm waiting on the tow truck, bro. And then he. So I'm waiting on the tow truck. I'm in my car, I got the AC on. I'm just sitting there with the door open. He keeps driving by trying to talk to me. I finally said, dude, I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to be rude, but I want to talk to you. Yeah, and the same thing. How's it going? How you think? How you think it's going, man?
DJ Envy
Jesus Christ.
Gary Owen
So then I found out Nate Jackson got robbed, so I just want to do what he was doing.
Lauren LaRosa
I cannot.
Angela Yee
I know he. But look, man, that boy saw you pull out the. The goddamn bank and was like, oh, that's Gary Owens.
Gary Owen
We going. We going.
DJ Envy
Go.
Gary Owen
He got me. I was an easy mark, bro. They're like this. Oh, that's why I kept thinking, was it an inside job? Was somebody in the bank, like, tipping somebody off? Because that's what I heard also, they said, be careful. So now I'm replaying everybody in the bank. I'm like, there was a brother in a suit at the atm. There was another brother came in, the young Mexican dude. He was kind of walking around aimlessly. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Envy
I'm like, everybody don't play with the Mexican dude, Joe.
Gary Owen
Mexicans have black friends.
DJ Envy
You know? Fiance's Mexican.
Angela Yee
Oh, is he Mexican and black.
Gary Owen
Oh, where'd you meet him?
DJ Envy
Yo, that's funny as hell.
Gary Owen
Where'd you meet him?
Angela Yee
In Baltimore.
Lauren LaRosa
Where do you thought she met him at?
Gary Owen
No, I'm asking, like, a specific occasion, like Chipotle. Where'd you meet him at?
Angela Yee
No, Gary Ruth.
Gary Owen
Chris.
Angela Yee
I met him. His name is Chris, actually. But no, I met him at one of the downtown restaurants. Watershed in Baltimore.
Gary Owen
He was a waiter? No, crazy.
Angela Yee
A truck driver.
Gary Owen
He's a truck driver. So he's gone a lot? Yeah. Oh, that's good. I don't know. I didn't see you with a truck driver.
Angela Yee
Why is it good that he's gone a lot, huh?
Gary Owen
Because it makes the heart grow fonder. Oh, God. Because truck drivers ain't out there wiling truck stops. You know what I mean? What could happen? What could go wrong?
Angela Yee
A lot, Lizard.
Gary Owen
That's what I'm saying.
DJ Envy
Yeah, exactly.
Gary Owen
I don't think. I don't think he's. If he's with you, he's not gonna go back to lot lizards. I'm sure he had one at some point in his life.
DJ Envy
Jesus.
Angela Yee
What's the next question?
Gary Owen
Anybody?
Angela Yee
Anybody?
DJ Envy
Well, Gary's gonna be.
Gary Owen
I mean, at one point, it's already sold out. It's already sold out. Oh, we added Sunday. It's sold out. Oh, you want to talk about Atlanta next week?
DJ Envy
Week.
Gary Owen
Sold out. We did add a show. We did add a show Sunday in Atlanta, and then in two weeks, I got 11 shows in D.C. they're sold out.
Angela Yee
I know. That's right, girl.
Lauren LaRosa
That's good.
DJ Envy
What'd you say?
Gary Owen
Oh, wait a minute. I'm in. I'm in Virginia beach in October. Sorry about that. October, sold out.
Angela Yee
You better tell them I know what.
Lauren LaRosa
You'Re not doing on them, so.
Angela Yee
That's right.
Lauren LaRosa
No more divorce jokes. Because. Because it came up in court. Mediation.
Gary Owen
Oh, I know. With that. With the. With the thing. It came up mediation.
Lauren LaRosa
I was gonna let you rock. So you sold out.
Gary Owen
Yeah. That was funny, though. I can't even lie.
Angela Yee
All right.
Gary Owen
That was a good one. I never even like the same thing. If I'm talking about Jess, I'm talking about Lauren. It's all content. Even in the divorce, I was like. Even with the mediation, it was content. Like, I was acting like I was serious. I was like, that's kind of funny. You know what I mean? He got. It's just.
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And it's like.
Gary Owen
I know.
Angela Yee
The lawyers don't even know when to take you serious.
Gary Owen
This is what I learned. This is the biggest thing I learned. I hope anybody's getting a divorce. Listen, and you hear it all the time. Get to a point where you're cordial with your ex, and you guys decide what you want to do. That's fair to everybody. Because this is when I knew, these lawyers are playing us. This. We were held up for a couple weeks over life insurance. She wanted to take out, like. Like a. I think it was like, a $5 million life insurance policy. On me, right?
DJ Envy
On you?
Gary Owen
Yeah, on me in case I passed away. So she's good, right? Yeah. But she's got to play the premium. I'm not paying it. So my lawyer went back and forth to her lawyer over, that's too much for life insurance. I said, I'm dead. I don't care what it is. She's paying for it. I don't care what my policy is. They go, well, I don't think the. The life insurance should be bigger than the divorce settlement. I go, who cares?
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Gary Owen
When I realized I'm getting the bill, like, okay, why am I getting charged? Every email over the. I said, it's done. Give it to her. I'm done. And then when I finally. We finally get to a point where you're like, that. I go, this is so pointless. They will literally find one thing to keep it going. And that kept it going for a couple weeks. The dang. If I'm dead, how much does she get?
DJ Envy
And you're like, I don't care.
Gary Owen
I'm not paying the problem. All I can do is get a physical.
DJ Envy
That's right.
Angela Yee
And they just getting your money, taking more money just to prolong it.
Gary Owen
And I finally told her. I was like. I finally got to a point where I called her. I said, look, we just got to get this over with. Trust me on this. I said, yeah, I wasn't the best with fidelity, but I never did you wrong financially. You know what I mean? So say she felt like, all right.
Angela Yee
Yeah, yeah, y' all called you right. Okay.
Gary Owen
Every now and then, it'll creep back up like, whoa, you're really still mad? You're really still upset?
Lauren LaRosa
Yes.
Gary Owen
Yeah. You're really still upset. I think the. It's funny. I talk on stage a little bit. Like when I had the twins, I randomly saw her at an airport, and I. I said, hey, you know, I had. I had twins. She goes, yeah. And I go, well, do you want to see them? She goes, no. I said, I know you do. So I showed her the twins, right? So the. The. It's fun.
Lauren LaRosa
That is not fun. She thought it was fun.
Angela Yee
I was him by now.
Gary Owen
So anyways, she goes, there's this white arm and there's this white leg in the side of the picture. She goes, who's that? I go, the nanny. She goes, you have a nanny? You have a nanny? We have a nanny. I go, well, you met me at the wrong time. If you was with me now, you would have a nanny.
Angela Yee
He's a butthole, ladies and gentlemen.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh, my God. I would have threw my drink at you.
Gary Owen
Why? Cause.
Angela Yee
Don't.
Gary Owen
It's funny. Laura, when you get divorced, you'll know.
Angela Yee
She gotta get married first.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm not getting divorced. I don't believe in it.
Gary Owen
Really?
DJ Envy
Owen. Ladies and gentlemen, Owen not Owens. And check out his comedy special, no s on YouTube. And we appreciate you for joining us anytime. You enjoy.
Gary Owen
This is awesome. I'm glad. I'm glad we're friends again. Lauren LaRosa from Delaware. Delaware State. Boom. Just know if I ever say anything, I don't mean it. I don't at all. Anybody checking for me? I worry about you.
Angela Yee
You should have called the Lauren Laroses.
Gary Owen
Lauren Laros from TMZ's Delaware States.
DJ Envy
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Hold up.
Gary Owen
Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up. The Breakfast Club. So y' all done it.
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Episode Date: December 30, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious (remote references), Charlamagne Tha God (not present), Lauren LaRosa, Angela Yee
Guest: Gary Owen
Podcast: The Breakfast Club
This lively episode features comedian Gary Owen as he joins The Breakfast Club to address social media "beefs" with Lauren LaRosa and Jess Hilarious, clarify tensions with fellow comedian Nate Jackson, discuss changes in his career strategy, and open up about his personal life—including a high-profile divorce and its aftermath. The episode balances sharp wit, candid reflections, and playful banter, highlighting the blurred lines between genuine conflict and manufactured drama in today’s comedy and social media landscape.
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The episode’s tone is irreverent, insightful, and full of mutual roasting—true to The Breakfast Club’s signature style. Gary Owen keeps things candid and comedic even when discussing serious matters, reflecting both vulnerability and a comedian’s instinct to turn pain into punchlines. The discussion with the hosts is playful but honest, with room for introspection and growth in both personal and professional arenas.
This episode is a must-listen for fans of comedy, social media, and real-life redemption stories. Gary Owen shows how a comedian’s wit doesn’t just fill an auditorium—it can defuse drama, mend fences, and even find a silver lining in a car robbery. Whether discussing industry beefs, the challenges of amicable divorce, or the business of going viral, Owen gives listeners an unfiltered look at life on—and off—the comedy stage.