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DONKEY: 'Beef Bandit' Arrested After Stealing Hundreds Of Dollars Worth Of Meat
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A devil. The Breakfast Club. Well, donkey of the day for Tuesday, August 26th goes to a Louisiana man named Michael Ardoin. Okay. Michael is 57 years old, and he is facing felony charges this morning. Did you know that in America you can be arrested for having too much meat in your pants? Oh, envy. I see the twinkle in your eye. Oh, I see the twinkle in your eye. And I heard the flutter in your heart when I said that. Okay? Yes. 57 year old Michael A.R. doyne was arrested for having excessive meat in his pants. Okay? In fact, the Livingston Parish Sheriff's Office is calling him the Beef Bandit. Envy, why are you typing so aggressively on your phone? Jeff, look at his phone. I bet he's googling Louisiana Beef Bandit right now. You want the meat? You want to see the meat? You want to have the meat? We have the beans. What is wrong with you? Tell me. Your mouth is watering without telling me your mouth is watering. Not sound like Diddy. You want to hear what happened? Let's go to Louisiana. First news for the report, please. A man with more than 70 prior arrests is accused of stealing packs of frozen meat from a neighborhood Walmart in Denim Springs. Deputies say Michael Ardoin left the store this morning without paying for several items. Witnesses telling law enforcement on the scene that they saw the suspect stuffing packs of meat into his pants. They eventually caught up with him and arrested him. Deputies say he stole around $800 meat. I'm gonna tell you what the problem is in this story, okay? According to officers, they recovered two packs of lean hamburger meat valued at 64.94, as well as four packs of ribeyes valued at $131.56. Several packs of Angus rib eyes valued at $291.06. Then the sheriff's office also discovered that more packs of meat were taken from another area or another store. Okay? This man stole 300 of meat from Sam's. Okay? Three things here. Number one, somebody cookout got canceled, okay? There was a barbecue happening. That did not happen no more, okay? Our Michael was about to hit a lick with this meat, okay? He was about to sell this to someone and you know, you know, they just didn't get it. R groceries just too damn high, okay? The price of groceries are just too damn high and folks gotta eat. I'm not justifying his stealing. I'm just saying with the price of groceries nowadays, I'm shocked we don't hear about this more, okay? But don't feel sorry for Michael. No, no, no, no, no. See, Michael is just a kleptomaniac. Matter of fact, I'm not even going clinically diagnose him. He's just. Because I can't, because I'm not a doctor. But he's just a serial thief. And I don't mean he steals Fruit Loops, Corn Pops, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. No, he just steals a lot. In fact, he has an extensive theft conviction history including 74 arrests, okay? 26 of them for theft with nine convictions. According to the law, if you have two or more theft convictions, new charges are upgraded. So Michael is being charged with two felony counts of theft and traffic citations. Now, there is something else that's bothering me about this story, and it's what I read at the bottom of this news report. The stolen meat was returned to the source, but it will not be destroyed. Well, no, it will be destroyed. Okay? The packs will have to be destroyed. I don't eat beef anymore because I got to keep my cholesterol down, and I'm focused on my heart health. But if I did still eat meat, I would eat the meat that was in this man's pants. I know you would. Yo, Justin Envy, you telling me you wouldn't eat the meat that was in this man's pants? No. Yeah, actually, yeah. It revives down with me. And I'm not. I'm a woman. So whether it was his meat or somebody else meat. That's what I'm saying. You just can't describe 800 pounds of meat. You got to donate those ribeyes to a zoo. Hell, they were still in the pack. Like, once they come out, the pack hit the grill. Whatever germs was in Michael's pants, they'll get grilled, too. I just don't think you should waste any meat just because it was in a man's pants. I'm alone on this. Yes. You want all of me. Give Michael Ardoin the sweet sounds. And the Hamiltones, please. Y' all rich of the day. You are the donkey. Y' all rich. That man's meat would have got eat. I know you would. It would have got eight. Huh? It would have got eight. You would have ate it. Yes. Why did you give him donkey of the day if you would have ate his meat? Because he stole it. And he's got a history of stealing. Of course you don't care. Cause you're a cereal booster your damn self. Yes. And I will boost some steaks. Do you know how high stakes are for people? They're like 30, $40 for the people. Exactly. Do you think people got 30, $40 to spend? They don't even have school money for their kids. Damn. Are you serious? Yes. I'm gonna steal some damn steak. Damn. And get. And give it to the food bank. I don't want you to steal steak. So can you shout out your messy glasses vision right now? So, people, you ain't got to steal no steak. No, not right now. Because I Have something else. Am I not gonna play a game? No, we're not playing a game. You never want to play a game no more. You want to know what race this man's meat is so bad, don't you? I like when you like this. What's his name? What's his name? Michael Ardoin. Okay, Ardoin. Yes. Ah, damn. Yeah, that's play. I don't even know what that is. Anyway, he's. I got a message. Okay, are you ready? Switch the music. I stick it. I would like to say on Saturday, October 11th, you gonna get some meat. The fifth annual Mental Wealth Expo. Bought, bought, bought to you by me in partnership with the Mental wealth alliance and iheartradio is back. Okay, you can. I said it's coming back now. Well, I guess you gotta keep going if you have never been to the Mental Wealth Expo. It is a day of mental health education and healing in honor of World Mental Health Day. And this year, we are changing locations. Okay, it's been in Times Square the first four years, but this year, for year five, we are moving into a city I love, Newark, New Jersey. Okay, drop on a clues bomb for Newark, New Jersey. The fifth annual Mental Wealth Expedition Expo will be Saturday, October 11th, at the Joel and Diane Bloom Wellness and Event center at the New Jersey Institute of Technology in Newark, New Jersey. I repeat, the fifth annual Mental Wealth Expo will be Saturday, October 11, at the Joel and Diane Bloom Wellness and Event center at the New Jersey Institute of Technology in Newark, New Jersey. Jess, you just said something. You talked about how high groceries are. Yes, well, you know, this is a completely free event, okay? I do this every year, and it is a completely free event. I bring together some incredible mental health professionals for a day of mental health education and healing. You know, we got people like the good sister, Debbie Brown. She's the host of the Deeply well Podcast and one of the most sought after wellness educators in the country, Dr. Alfie Breland Noble. She's a psychologist and founder of the Coma Project. My good brother, Dr. J. Barnett, the host of the Just Heal Podcast, will be there. My man Elliot Connie will be bringing his solution Focused Therapy to the Expo this year. The offer of the Unapologetic Guide to Black Mental Health, Dr. Rita Walker will be there. My good sister Angela Rye will be there, just to name a few. And there's a lot more to be announced. You can go to mentalwealthexpo.com for more information and to register to be there. But just remember, put it on your calendar. Saturday, October 11th the 5th annual Mental Wealth Expo is happening from 11am to 4pm in Newark, New Jersey at the Joel and Diane Bloom Wellness and Events center at the New Jersey Institute of Technology. And as always, it is a free event. That's right. If I couldn't do this for free, I wouldn't do it. Because the people who really need these resources and this information shouldn't have to pay for it. So put it on your calendar. Saturday, October 11th, 5th annual Mental well Festival. That's what's up. I love it. I love it. Yeah. Well, thank you. Yeah. Now. All right, turn it off. Now give me the drums. Watch this, because I got an announcement too. Are you having problems seeing at night? I can't see. Oh, you can't? No. Go to messyvision eyewear.com and use the promo code W A K E for 2020 off of each and every pair of glasses, whether it be the specs you read from or the shades that you like. We got blue light available, so it. It decreases the risk of damaging your eyes. Okay? Absolutely. And you can take it to your nearest optical center and have your prescription put in your glasses. So when you want to see that meat up close and personal, period. Wow, that was. That was crazy. You should have said this. You should have said it was gonna be mad meat in Newark too, at your thing, because this would be. All right, anyway. Just shut up. Can we bring Lauren in right fast? For what? Because we gotta, we gotta, we gotta. We got a show to do. Yeah, I gotta do something. I thought we were doing the show. Yes, 800-585-105. When we have to open up the phone line. Are we gonna do the hard way topic again? No, no, I didn't quote Lauren in for the hard leg. You need a mint. First of all, you were too close to me. Come on, girls, Gals, gals. What is y' all talking about now? Tell us about what happened with Snoop. You were supposed to do it in. In the latest with Lauren, but we didn't get to it. So what happened with Snoop? Because this is a great topic. I'm gonna open up the phone lines. Yes. So, okay, Uncle Snoop was on it's giving the podcast and they were having a conversation about he took his. One of his grandkids to see the Buzz Lightyear movie and there is a lesbian couple in the movie that have a baby. Let's. Let's hear from Snoop. Let's hear from Snoop. I took my grandson to see what was a movie with Buzz Light. Oh, the new. The new Buzz the light year. I think it's Kiki Palmer is in that movie. Okay. She plays like, the daughter. So we watching it. The lady, which is Kiki's mama, they move on into the space years. They move down the line. They're like, and she had a baby with a woman. Well, my grandson in the middle of the movie, like, Papa Snoop. How she have a baby with a woman? She a woman. Oh, I didn't come in for this. Came watch a damn movie. Hey, man, watch the movie. They just said she and she had a baby. They both women. How does she have a baby? They both women. So it's like, me, I'm scared to go to the movies now. Like, y' all throwing me in the middle of that. I don't have an answer for. What was it? What'd you tell them? Watch the movie. It threw me for a loop. I'm like, what part of the movie was this? These are kids that we have to. And that is the question. 800-5-8. I feel like you cut off some important context. Why did it fade out like that? We gotta come back. We gotta come back. You can't just. People be getting in trouble right there, man. That's why people be having crazy headlines. You can't play something like that. Play the whole contest. Oh, it was a second left, but we just got to go. Commercials. We're late. I need more commercials. We'll open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Do you have problems taking your kids to the movies and them seeing things that you feel like they shouldn't see? Man, we got all the context that we need. A woman and a woman made a baby, and that baby wanted to know how. That's a valid question. Why would a baby have that question? Why should a baby have that question? Going to go see Buzz Lightyear. Well, let's talk about it when we come back. And if it's birds and bees, then we need some more language about the birds and birds. Exactly. We can explain the birds and bees. Let's talk when we come back. Pull out your phone. Call in right now. Add your opinion to the Breakfast Club topic. Break it down, 800-585-1-051. The Breakfast Club Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamensoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaeldebull.com. that's michaelthebull.com and when mess with the bull, you get the horns. Hi, my name is Enya Umanzor. And I'm Drew Phillips. And we run a podcast called Emergency Intercom. If you're a crime junkie and you love crimes, we're not the podcast for you. But if you have unmedicated adhd. Oh, my God, Perfect. 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