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I'm not Trying to be dunkey today. No more.
Charlamagne Tha God
They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. Call donkey of.
And it really caught me off guard.
Damn Charlemagne.
Who got the donkey of the day today?
Well, Jeff, hilarious Donkey of the day for Wednesday, January 28th goes to the Pro Football hall of Fame selection committee. Now, if you don't know who makes up the Pro Football hall of Fame selection committee, it's one media representative from each NFL city, plus additional reps for cities with multiple teams like New York and la, some former players and coaches, and a representative from the Pro Football Writers of America. Those are the people who vote on inductions into the Pro Football hall of Fame. And a candidate needs at least 40 yes votes, which is 80% to be elected. Yesterday we found out that the former head coach of one of the greatest dynasties of all time, and it pains me to say that the New England Patriots, Mr. Bill Belichick, fell short of those votes. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Bill Belichick is not going to be a first ballot hall of Famer. I am a Dallas Cowboy fan. I try to stay out of other teams business. But I am a stickler for what's right and what's wrong. And what happened to Bill Belichick is just wrong. If Bill Belichick is not a first ballot hall of Famer, then I will be the first to tell you that nothing means nothing anymore in America. Okay? Nothing matters. Because nothing matters. Bill Belichick is a six time super bowl champion as a head coach. He took the Patriots to nine Super Bowls as a head coach, two Super Bowl. He's a two time super bowl champion as a defensive coordinator with the New York punk ass Giants, okay? He's got a regular season coaching record of 333 wins, 178 losses, 31 and 13 in the playoffs. Okay? Most playoff wins ever. He is the second winningest coach of all time, regular season and postseason behind Don Shula. Okay? 20 straight winning seasons with the Patriots, 17 AFC east titles. I told you, nine Super bowl appearances, 13 AFC championship games, three time NFL coach of the year. If he's not the greatest NFL coach of all time, then who is? With that said, how is the greatest NFL coach of all time or a person that's even in the discussion for greatest NFL coach of all time, how is that an individual not a first ballot hall of Famer? Listen, I am a hater, okay? I am fully aware of who and what I don't like. But I will never let Hate stop me from being objective, by the way, I hate the Patriots, okay? I hate that they are really America's team, okay? And my Cowboys don't deserve that title anymore. I hate scandals like Spygate and Deflategate. Why? Because I wish my Dallas Cowboys cheated too, okay? If you're not cheating, you're not trying. And nobody tried harder than Bill Belichick. I don't like this one bit. Not one bit, okay? I am happy Shador Sanders made the Pro bowl, but we have to be honest. Shador Sanders made the Pro bowl and Bill Belichick didn't get into the hall of Fame in the same week. America, nothing matters matters because nothing matters, okay? I'm gonna tell you something that you don't want to hear, America. White people are under attack from other white people, okay? And I'm gonna mind my black owned business, but I just need to make that observation now. According to ABC News, Bill Belichick reacted to being snubbed. Let's go to ABC News for the report, please.
ABC News Reporter
This morning, the football world stunned after former Patriots coach Bill Belichick was reportedly passed over for the Football hall of Fame.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't think anybody was expecting this.
ABC News Reporter
While Belichick remains eligible for the hall of Fame, indefinite reports indicate he did not reach the 40 vote threshold required for induction this year.
Guest Commentator
If I were a member of the Pro Football hall of Fame voting body, I'd be embarrassed about it and I'd make it very clear that that I was not one of the 11 plus who decided not to vote for Patrick.
ABC News Reporter
Mahomes, calling the snub insane. J.J. watt saying, I can't be reading this right. Even LeBron James reacting, calling it egregious and disrespectful. Sources say Belichick was puzzled and disappointed, reportedly asking associates six Super Bowls isn't enough. What does a guy have to do? Belichick not only has a record six super bowl wins with the Patriots, he won another two as defensive coordinator for the Giants and holds the record for most postseason wins.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is disgusting, okay? It makes no sense. If I voted for Bill Belichick, I would let it be known, okay? We need to know who the haters are, all right? Because any reason that you're against Bill Belichick being in the Pro Football hall of Fame is definitely personal and nothing to do with his professional. Okay? A man makes a couple of bad life choices and people hold it against him. All right? By a couple of bad life choices, I mean a 24 year old girlfriend when he's 73. Okay. And going to coach at the University of North Carolina. I don't know why he chose to go coach college football. Maybe he wanted to be somewhere where he can find another young girlfriend just in case this one doesn't work out. My point is, Bill Belichick not being inducted as a first ballot hall of Famer is a complete injustice. Okay? Like, seriously, this is embarrassing and makes the whole voting process look like a joke. This is what you call human era. An unintentional action or decision that led to an undesirable outcome. And what happened here is you had one too many haters on the hall of Fame selection committee. And you can't have haters in this position because all of this should only be based on one thing, and that's merit. Okay? Not politics, not personal feelings. It's simply, does the person have the qualifications to get in or do they not? Bill Belichick is overqualified. And as I told you all the other day, in regards to, you know, even things like political beliefs, we can debate values, we can debate about policy, but we can't debate about shared facts. And the fact is, Bill Belichick is overqualified to be a first ballot hall of Famer. Please give the Pro Football hall of Fame selection committee the biggest Hee Hawk. Ridiculous. I try to stay out of other team's business. I try to stay out of white people's business, but this is ridiculous. This is an injustice. Injustice that just needs to be spoken upon.
DJ Envy
All right, well, thank you for that donkey today.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just can't believe what white people are doing to other white people out here. White people. White people.
DJ Envy
Give me instrumental.
Charlamagne Tha God
Attack from other white people. Give me instrumental. This is insanity. What is going on in the world?
DJ Envy
This the only white instrumental you got.
Charlamagne Tha God
White people are going crazy on each other.
DJ Envy
White people attacking white people is happening.
Charlamagne Tha God
More and more and more. White on white crime. Ridiculous. It is ridiculous.
Are we shocked? We're a little shocked, though.
Yeah.
DJ Envy
I'm a little bit shocked.
Charlamagne Tha God
No. Okay. Eventually, you know, people cannibalize each other. Yeah.
DJ Envy
So let me ask you a question.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up?
Should we mind our business? I'm minding my black owned business. Just over here observing.
I mean, we can, like, poke and, like, have a little fun with it.
DJ Envy
Okay, Jessica.
Charlamagne Tha God
But. But the reason.
Yo, you're an idiot.
But the reason you have to call out injustices like this, though, is because if they do this to Bill Belichick, imagine what they're going to do to one of us. Okay?
DJ Envy
They already do it.
Charlamagne Tha God
What do you mean? You're right.
DJ Envy
They already do. 800-585-1051 white people.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's why I be standing out of white people business. Just don't. I don't. You're not.
Why always we only asking white people?
DJ Envy
White and white crime is increasing.
Charlamagne Tha God
We need to talk to our white brothers and sisters. No, no. We do.
State Farm Announcer
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Charlamagne Tha God
We do need to check.
DJ Envy
How you feeling out there?
Charlamagne Tha God
We need to check in with our white brothers and sisters this morning. I just want to do an energy check. So black.
State Farm Announcer
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Charlamagne Tha God
We're just listening.
DJ Envy
We just listen.
Charlamagne Tha God
We're going to be. We're just going to listen. Be a sound. We're going to be observers this morning.
Okay.
I think we're going to be a sounding board.
Guest Commentator
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think that's the right way. Yes.
DJ Envy
800-585-1051. What's the bye bye Bye bye.
Charlamagne Tha God
Who sings that?
DJ Envy
That's who.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's NSync. Yeah. We got any in sync?
What about any Green Day? We got any Green Day.
You could pass this morning, though. Envy. That cold got you looking like a sugar cookie.
Yeah, you definitely a little light. Yeah.
That cold got you looking like a sugar cookie in the spring and summer. You Dominican. And winning. Don't front like you ain't like the song. Don't you front just.
I loved it. I loved it.
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Charlamagne Tha God
This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.
Date: January 28, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Podcast Network: The Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
In this episode, Charlamagne Tha God delivers his trademark "Donkey of the Day" segment, targeting the Pro Football Hall of Fame selection committee for not inducting Bill Belichick as a first-ballot Hall of Famer. The segment is a humorous yet passionate defense of Belichick's coaching legacy and a scathing critique of Hall of Fame voting politics. DJ Envy joins in the reaction, with both hosts adding playful social commentary on racial dynamics and sports culture.
“If Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer, then I will be the first to tell you that nothing means nothing anymore in America. Okay? Nothing matters. Because nothing matters.” (03:37 – Charlamagne)
“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying. And nobody tried harder than Bill Belichick.” (04:13 – Charlamagne)
“Six Super Bowls isn’t enough. What does a guy have to do?” (06:20 – ABC News quoting sources around Belichick)
“Any reason that you’re against Bill Belichick being in the Pro Football Hall of Fame is definitely personal and nothing to do with his professional.” (06:30)
“…all of this should only be based on one thing, and that’s merit… Bill Belichick is overqualified.” (07:24)
“The reason you have to call out injustices like this… is because if they do this to Bill Belichick, imagine what they’re going to do to one of us.” (09:09 – Charlamagne)
“That cold got you looking like a sugar cookie in the spring and summer. You Dominican. And winning. Don’t front like you ain’t like the song.” (10:02 – Charlamagne)
“If Bill Belichick is not a first ballot hall of Famer, then nothing means nothing anymore in America. … Because nothing matters.” (03:37)
“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying. And nobody tried harder than Bill Belichick.” (04:13)
“The football world stunned after former Patriots coach Bill Belichick was reportedly passed over for the Football hall of Fame.” (05:35)
“What happened here is you had one too many haters on the hall of Fame selection committee… It’s simply, does the person have the qualifications to get in or do they not? Bill Belichick is overqualified.” (07:12)
“I try to stay out of other team’s business. I try to stay out of white people’s business, but this is ridiculous.” (08:06)
“I just can’t believe what white people are doing to other white people out here. White people. White people.” (08:24)
This Breakfast Club segment is both a serious critique of Hall of Fame voting and a vehicle for the hosts’ signature social commentary and comedy. Even non-sports fans will catch the wide skepticism about the process and enjoy the banter on race, sports, and celebrity culture. The episode is sharp, fast-paced, and laced with quotable moments that highlight why the Donkey of the Day feature remains so popular.