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Charlamagne Tha God
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Charlamagne Tha God
It'S your time to nominate.
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A donkey of your own.
Charlamagne Tha God
Remember now, that is how they choose. Call in now, 800-585-1051 donkey today for Friday, January 23rd. You know it's the people's donkey. We do that on Friday. So you can call right now, 1-800-585-1051 and give somebody the biggest hee haw. So good morning. Who's this?
Caller Butter from Harlem
Butter from Harlem. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
How are you? Butter from Harlem. Who you want to get a biggest he haw to?
Caller Butter from Harlem
I want to give it to un. Who I mean by unk is. I tell you, Charlemagne the God. Okay, ask me why.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why? Cuz you a stud.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Oh my God.
Caller Butter from Harlem
Yeah, I'm a stud. That's one. Every day I listen to this. I drive in the morning and you don't give grace to Lauren LaRosa. Jess, I love you. I'm a New Yorker. I rock with you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love you too.
Caller Butter from Harlem
He praises you way too much more than my girl Lauren LaRosa. Like, he make me feel a little way when I'm driving. I kind of wanna turn the left wheel. You think he praised me? He be coming about her.
Charlamagne Tha God
She be trying me, and so I be letting her live. But then, see, she don't.
Caller Butter from Harlem
She be trying to do her job. And you just be like, her, like, come on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nope. I'm sitting here minding my business, and she came at me, called me bald headed and all kind of stuff, and.
Caller Butter from Harlem
Looking at her from across the room, and I'm not even seeing you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm not supposed to look at her when she doing her segment. I'm not supposed to look at her when she talking.
Caller Butter from Harlem
You tried to come from me because I'm a sty, because of my voice. Ch. Take it easy on us.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I could just. I could smell the vagina on your breath over the phone, man.
Co-host or Producer
I love you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love you too.
Caller Butter from Harlem
I've been feinging the call. Thank you, my girl, Laura Rosa. Jess, I love you.
Co-host or Producer
I love you too. He don't praise me. He just don't come at me like he come at her. He don't praise me.
Caller Butter from Harlem
He be going easy. I used to do like a little sis, but Laura Rosa do a thing too up there. Like, I love both of y'.
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All.
Caller Butter from Harlem
Y' all doing y thing.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Respectfully, Lauren be trying.
Charlamagne Tha God
So if she going to try, I'mma. I'mma give. Can I. Can I.
Caller Butter from Harlem
You the mediator. You be chilling. I mess with you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Can I say something to you? Where you at right now? You in. Where you at? You're in New York, right? Manhattan. Manhattan, man.
Caller Butter from Harlem
Yeah, talk to me.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. Go stock up on batteries. No, no, I was just gonna say, go stock up on batteries because, you know it's gonna be a snowstorm and we gonna be stuck in the house.
Caller Butter from Harlem
I'm gonna charge my radio, say that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, I love you. Appreciate it.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Bye, babe.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning. Who you want to get the biggest? He hard too, man.
Caller Mr. Show Money
I want to give it to mother Nature.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay. Why?
Caller Mr. Show Money
Because how you gonna be 40 degrees one day then 9 degrees the next day? Come on, lady.
Charlamagne Tha God
Listen, mother. Mother Nature could do what she want to do, man.
Caller Mr. Show Money
She need to chill out. I ain't being there.
Charlamagne Tha God
You right. We had our mercy, though, man.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Bruh, My. Y' all be safe, man. We finna have a winter storm down here in Memphis.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, yeah, we bought that. I mean, we up. We up here in New York, but it's gonna be worse for y'. All just because, like, you know, the south ain't equipped for none of that.
Caller Mr. Show Money
I swear, man. Hey, when you ever went to the gas and all the damn chips gone.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn. They getting ready, man.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Supposed to. Hey, they bought all the chips. The oodles, the noodles, the Skittles.
Co-host or Producer
The Oodles, the noodles.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got something to roll up with, though, right?
Caller Mr. Show Money
Hey, sh. I just did it. It's beside the point, Charlemagne.
Charlamagne Tha God
See what I'm saying, bro?
Caller Mr. Show Money
That's beside the point.
Charlamagne Tha God
Weed is legal and damn near the whole country, man. We. You gonna be all right.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Hey, Memphis. Hey, Memphis. Hey.
Charlamagne Tha God
I get it. I know, I know, I know, I know. Be safe out there this weekend, brother.
Hell, yeah.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Always, bro. Y' all have a blessed one, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, sir. Good morning. Who's this?
Caller Mr. Show Money
Good morning. This is Mr. Show Money. What was up, New Jersey? What's happening, my brother?
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up, Mr. Show Money? Who you want to get a biggest he haw too you?
Caller Mr. Show Money
Y o U violation. First of all, you gonna mess up a lot of big guests for the Breakfast Club. You violated my man whole. I don't even. I. I can't repeat the comment. You lose about hope. But then also.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, sir. You talk about Jay Z. First of all, I'm a Pinkett. Smith Winfrey knows Carter. Okay?
Caller Mr. Show Money
Yeah, whatever, fam. Listen, you right. You violate Jay Z. I forget the comment was last week. So that Cole said something.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I gave him a pause because what he said was pause worthy.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, that's not. No, no, no. First of all, no, no, no, no. Mr. Show, he was having a conversation about not having yes men around you. So you was gonna sit around him.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Okay, no.
Charlamagne Tha God
You can't sit around home and hear something so egregious and not pause. Hov is not above pause, Jay Z. No, no, that was egregious.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Listen, DJ Envy, when you can't. When you can't land the whole interview, whenever.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is why you only interview Jay Z once in life. Unless you're Angie Martinez. Okay.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Put your words in your mouth. Like the way you said things was just crazy. Words in my mouth?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Come on, bro. About the donkey. Today, you gave to the lady that wanted to get her money back for the funny hour for the wedding. Her husband died. Okay. And then you said, you know, put words in my mouth.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. I don't like when people put words.
Caller Mr. Show Money
In my mouth, but don't say any like that, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
What are you talking about? He's very zesty, Mr. Show Money. Very Zesty, this is crazy.
Co-host or Producer
He's not playing with you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Can we play the Jay Z clip? No, we're not. I want to play the Jay Z clip so people know why that was Paul's word.
Co-host or Producer
Yes, sir.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Did you call my man yet? About. About your merch? Co direct in Linden, New Jersey, 908845.
Commercial Announcer
God damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't be giving out the man number over the radio. It's tens of millions of people listening. You should have said hold on and gave it to him off air. Mr. Show money, that's his business number now. Ain't nobody going to be able to get through, cuz everybody just going to be flooding his line calling him for no Damn reason. Cuz Mr. Show Money decided to broadcast his number to 10 million people.
Caller Mr. Show Money
That's his business number. That's good. Advertisement.
Caller Butter from Harlem
Yo, yo, yo, Charlie.
Caller Mr. Show Money
We don't all have 400 million, yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hang up on Mr. Show. This guy's crazy. Have a good day, Mr. Show Money, all right, we do that donkey. We do the people's donkey every Friday, okay? 1-800-585-1051. You can call up and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid, okay?
Co-host or Producer
Mr. Show money just did like throw up. He just everything.
Charlamagne Tha God
He thought. Home is one of my entertainment inspirations.
Co-host or Producer
Why you glazing? Why you glazing?
Charlamagne Tha God
Jay Z, Clarence A. Petey Green. Those are my four entertainment inspirations. I love those brothers. Okay, but you not over. You're not above a pause, okay? Cause this, that was crazy. All right? Hey, yo, tell.
Caller Mr. Show Money
Yo, bro, it's been three days, man. You ain't hitting it hard anymore.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're not working out.
Caller Mr. Show Money
You're not, you're not not.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're not attacking it the same way, bro. Like, get in there, man. I'll come with you. No, you gotta leave. I'll come with you. Yes. Hey, I'll come with you.
Co-host or Producer
You gotta leave.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'll come with you.
Co-host or Producer
How many times you heard that? Jesus Christ. And that's his friend Nobody.
Charlamagne Tha God
First of all, I love Jay Z. I told you. I got four entertainment inspirations, okay? Jay Z, Clarence, Avon, Petey Green, okay? And Arsenio hall just glazed. And I'm. And by the way, I'm publishing Arsenio Hall's memoir. It'll be out April 7, okay? But you can pre order it right now. It is called Arsenio A Memoir. And it's one of the best memoirs I ever read in my life. And I'm not saying that because I'm publishing it via black privilege. Publishing. I'm saying that because it's true.
Co-host or Producer
I would really love to meet that brother.
Charlamagne Tha God
But nobody's above a boss, especially when it's definitely yo.
Co-host or Producer
Y' all ever heard Jay Z say pause?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Co-host or Producer
So how is he above the pause?
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't understand what I'm showing about.
Co-host or Producer
Like, if a yo was. Was that era.
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That's where it started from.
Co-host or Producer
But damn.
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Salute to hov.
Co-host or Producer
All right, now let's open up the phone lines. It's Friday, so you know what that means.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's freaky. Freaky, freaky Friday.
Co-host or Producer
Why you doing freaky? Like, why you move your hand like.
Charlamagne Tha God
That when you do it?
Co-host or Producer
Why use your hand, like playing with the testes? That's.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow, crazy.
Co-host or Producer
All right, so the question is 1051. All right, now, this weekend's supposed to be a huge snowstorm. The weather's supposed to be disgusting, and.
Charlamagne Tha God
Some of y' all to get snowed in with your best eater. Okay?
Caller Mr. Show Money
God damn.
Co-host or Producer
So we're asking 8, but your best.
Charlamagne Tha God
Eater should be your significant other. I would hope so.
Co-host or Producer
5851051. Have you ever been snowed in with the wrong person?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's a different conversation. Okay. Because the best eater is the right person, but the wrong person, that's nasty work.
Co-host or Producer
Somebody on the chat just said that, you know, they were snowing with somebody that had their feet stink, but they.
Charlamagne Tha God
Said that they said the fellatio was fire.
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Yes.
Co-host or Producer
So that's what we're asking. 800-585-1051.
Charlamagne Tha God
What? What? That's just crazy.
Co-host or Producer
Yeah, just don't put on socks or something. All right, we'll talk about it. We'll take your calls when we come back.
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Episode Date: January 23, 2026
Main Theme: Callers Nominate “Donkey of the Day” and Call Out Charlamagne Tha God, Including an Extended Debate about “Pausing” Jay-Z
On this Friday edition of The Breakfast Club, Charlamagne Tha God fields calls from listeners as part of the “Donkey of the Day” segment—where the audience gets to roast or call out public figures, acquaintances, or even the show's hosts. The episode is marked by a spirited call from “Butter from Harlem” playfully accusing Charlamagne of favoritism and a lively debate with “Mr. Show Money” over Charlamagne’s on-air “pause” comment about Jay-Z. As always, the banter is raucous, personal, and wildly entertaining, capturing the unfiltered energy that defines The Breakfast Club.
Butter from Harlem’s Call-Out
Butter’s Good-Natured Pushback
Mr. Show Money Calls Out Charlamagne
Hilarious Escalation
This episode is a lively showcase of The Breakfast Club’s signature mix of rowdy camaraderie and listener engagement. Starting with playful accusations of favoritism and ending with a full-on debate about pop culture etiquette (“pause!”), the show keeps it unfiltered yet lighthearted. The segment demonstrates how even celebrities like Jay-Z become part of the Breakfast Club’s irreverent banter—and, as Charlamagne insists, no one’s above being “paused” for a wild comment. The whole crew brings energy, wit, and relatability, making for a can’t-miss Friday episode for fans and newcomers alike.