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Stephanie Beatriz
Hey, Brooklyn Nine 9ers. It's a reunion. The ladies of the Nine 9 are getting back together for a special episode of the podcast More Better hosts Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero. Welcome friend and former castmate Chelsea Ferretti.
Melissa Fumero
Remember when we were in that scene where you guys were just supposed to hug and I was standing there?
Chelsea Ferretti
Oh, yeah.
Melissa Fumero
I was like, can I also hug them?
Stephanie Beatriz
Listen to More Better with Stephanie and Melissa on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Follow more better and start listening on the free iHeartradio app today.
Unknown
Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? Ow. Go slower.
From Blumhouse TV, iHeart podcasts and Ember 20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend.
I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi.
And what's the way to find a missing person. Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously.
Listen to the hookup on the iHeartRadio.
App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
John Cameron Mitchell
This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently cancelled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.
Chelsea Ferretti
Karen, where have you brought us?
John Cameron Mitchell
Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Emi Olea
I'm Emila, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good.
Unknown
You?
Emi Olea
Really? Last night, it felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. I had to grab the lamp and smashed it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Ferretti
I never heard old donkey of the day. What is it? Say it again. Charlemagne. I'm a donkey? Yes, you are a donkey.
Unknown
Everything that Charlemagne is saying is true.
Chelsea Ferretti
Yes. Donkey of the day for Monday, February 24th goes to the richest man in the world, Elon Musk. Now, I don't know who people voted for in 2024, okay? Some of us voted for Vice President Kamala Harris. Some people clearly vot for the 47th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump. Some people voted for the Green Party. Some people wrote in candidates. But I know one person folks didn't vote for, and that person is the richest man in the world, Elon Musk. But for some reason, Elon Musk, who is an immigrant from South Africa, for some reason, this man is in control of how the government spends his money. Not only is he in control of how the government spends his money, he's the reason that over 12,000 federal workers have been fired as part of the Trump administration's broad effort to slash the federal workforce of 2.33 million people. How do you feel knowing that you are a federal worker who voted for Donald J. Trump and in his first 30 days, you are out of a job? Elections do indeed have consequences, and sadly, because of a choice you made, you have to live unemployed with those consequences. It's amazing to me how they are just playing with people's lives, though. You can't just cut people's jobs indiscriminately, okay? For example, they fired hundreds of employees from the National Nuclear Security Administration. These are people who oversee the stockpile of nuclear weapons, okay? And then they realized, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We need these people, okay? They tried to rehire them because their dismissal could jeopardize national security. All right? Elon Musk and the Trump administration also fired employees who worked on the bird flu response, okay? And they're trying to rehire them as well. It's a mess. And I personally don't understand how administration, how an administration can say they are America first, but they have a South African immigrant causing pain to so many Americans. That is not what they voted for. But this weekend on X, of course, Elon Musk suggested that workers could lose their jobs if they didn't respond to an email blast from the Office of Personnel Management asking for a list of five things they did in the past week. I repeat, Elon Musk suggested that workers could lose their jobs if they didn't respond to an email blast from the Office of Personnel Management asking for a list of five things they did in the past week. I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to NBC News for the report, please.
Unknown
What did you do last week? That's the question, Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency team insist all federal workers must answer in an email, Musk adding on his social media platform X that failure to respond will be taken as a resignation. Three sources tell NBC News those emails were already being received by federal employees Saturday, asking them to send five bullet points of what they accomplished last week, but noting employees should not include classified information. The deadline for replying set for Monday at 11:59pm.
Chelsea Ferretti
Now, listen, I have to give credit to Tulsi Gabbard and Cash Patel. Tulsi is the U.S. director of National Intelligence and Cash Patel is the new FBI director. And they joined a growing list of department heads who have told the employees to ignore the request from Elon Musk. Indulge, because, yes, why is anyone listening to him? Okay, not just those two individuals, though. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegsef and Department of Homeland Security Chief Christy Noem, they've all told employees to disregard. Okay, disregard that email. Because at some point, someone with some sense has to reject the oligarchy, all right? The billionaires don't run America. Working class people do. And if you are an official in the government, you work for working class people because trust and believe Americans will remember who caused in pain and there will be backlash at some point. Not to mention, I believe that someone needs to check Donald Trump's toupee to make sure there isn't one of Elon Musk Neuralink's devices in there. Okay? Something isn't right, all right? Elon has some sort of mind control over Donald Trump. And every time Donald Trump is in a press briefing, one simple question should come up. And that question is, who is the real President of the United States of America? Every time he's in a press briefing, when one of y'all get an opportunity to answer, to ask a question, y'all should ask that every single time because we know who it is on paper. But who's really calling the shots? Elon and Trump are giving record label owner artist vibes, okay? Watching Elon, you know, stand next to Trump is like watching Birdman stand next to Wayne back in the day. It's like watching Diddy stand next to Big back in the day. It's like watching Yo Gotti and Gorilla. Now, no matter how hot the artist is, you can clearly see who's in charge. Now here's the reason. Elon Musk absolutely deserves this. He haw. Okay, this man said on yesterday that he was just eager to see who had a pulse and two working neurons amid the claims that some government employees are barely working or checking their emails. Can you imagine if you worked in government and you are in charge of things that could put this country's national security at risk? You are in charge of containing diseases that could kill millions of people and you have an unelected immigrant from another country playing with you on a weekend. We have to start putting some things in perspective. And one thing we need to put in perspective is we are post America, okay? We are post Constitution. This isn't about Republican or Democrat. This is about democracy and no democracy. And I don't know what the political solution is to this problem because we aren't dealing with the democracy that we once knew. And until we the people identify and realize what game is actually being played at our expense, we will continue to lose. Please give the oligarch in chief, Elon Musk, the biggest hee haw. All right. Well, thank you for that. Donkey of the Day. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminster. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com that's michaelthebull.com and when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up early in the morning. The breakfast club.
Stephanie Beatriz
Hey, Brooklyn Nine 9ers. It's a reunion. The ladies of the Nine 9 are getting back together for a special episode of the podcast More Better hosts Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero. Welcome friend and former castmate Chelsea Ferretti.
Melissa Fumero
Remember when we were in that scene where you guys were just supposed to hug and I was standing there?
Chelsea Ferretti
Oh, yeah.
Melissa Fumero
I was like, can I also hug them?
Stephanie Beatriz
Listen to More Better with Stephanie and Melissa on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Follow More Better and start listening on the free iHeartradio app today.
Unknown
Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? Ow. Go slower.
From Blumhouse TV, iHeart podcasts and Ember 20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend.
I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi.
And what's the way to find a missing person? Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously.
Listen to the hookup on the iHeartRadio.
App, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
John Cameron Mitchell
This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be cancelled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.
Chelsea Ferretti
Karen, where have you brought us?
John Cameron Mitchell
Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Emi Olea
I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story, and what I heard wasn't good. You really? Last night, it felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. I had to grab the lamp and smashed it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Summary of "DONKEY: Elon Musk & DOGE Tell Federal Workers To Justify Their Work Or Resign"
Podcast Information:
The episode begins with a nostalgic reunion of characters from the popular TV show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero, reprising their roles, welcome back Chelsea Ferretti for a special episode of their podcast "More Better."
Stephanie Beatriz [00:00]: "Hey, Brooklyn Nine 9ers. It's a reunion. The ladies of the Nine 9 are getting back together for a special episode of the podcast More Better hosts Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero. Welcome friend and former castmate Chelsea Ferretti."
Melissa Fumero [00:12]: "Remember when we were in that scene where you guys were just supposed to hug and I was standing there?"
This segment serves as a light-hearted opening, reminiscing about memorable moments from the show, setting a friendly and engaging tone for listeners.
The core of the episode features Chelsea Ferretti delivering the "Donkey of the Day" segment, a critical and satirical take on recent political decisions affecting federal workers.
Chelsea begins by highlighting Elon Musk's unexpected influence over governmental decisions, despite not being an elected official. She underscores the frustration of federal workers who find themselves unemployed due to sweeping administrative changes.
She emphasizes the drastic reduction in the federal workforce, attributing it to Elon Musk's influence during the Trump administration. The impact is portrayed as both extensive and personally affecting for many workers.
Chelsea delves into specific examples of how these layoffs threaten national security and public health.
She highlights the contradiction in firing employees responsible for critical national security functions, only to realize their necessity shortly after. This illustrates the reckless nature of the administration's decisions.
By mentioning the bird flu response team, Chelsea points out the administration's lack of foresight in managing public health crises, leading to chaotic attempts at remediation.
Chelsea expresses concern over Elon Musk's influence extending into governmental operations, questioning the legitimacy and motives behind such control.
She challenges the administration's proclaimed principles of putting America first while allowing an external figure to wield significant power over domestic policies, suggesting a disconnect between rhetoric and reality.
Chelsea addresses recent controversial actions by Elon Musk, particularly regarding federal workers' job security.
This policy is portrayed as an overreach and a threat to job security, adding to the anxiety among federal employees about their positions.
Chelsea acknowledges the pushback from various government officials who are resisting Elon Musk's directives.
She praises these officials for standing up against encroachments on federal worker autonomy, positioning them as allies in the fight against undue influence.
Concluding her segment, Chelsea calls for civic engagement and vigilance to preserve democratic principles against oligarchic influences.
She underscores the gravity of the situation, framing it as a fundamental threat to democracy rather than a partisan issue, and urges listeners to recognize and respond to the broader implications.
Her final remarks encapsulate her disdain for Elon Musk's perceived overreach, rallying listeners to oppose oligarchic control and defend democratic institutions.
The episode wraps up with a return to the "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" reunion, reinforcing the initial camaraderie and providing a balanced contrast to the intense political discussion.
This cyclical return to lighter content serves to balance the episode, leaving listeners with both thoughtful critique and familiar entertainment.
Key Takeaways:
Elon Musk's Influence: The episode critically examines Elon Musk's role in governmental decisions, particularly his involvement in the Trump administration's workforce reductions.
Impact on Federal Workers: Significant layoffs affecting national security and public health sectors are highlighted, emphasizing the adverse effects on essential services.
Governmental Pushback: Recognition of government officials resisting undue influence showcases internal conflicts and the defense of democratic principles.
Democratic Vigilance: A strong call to action is made for listeners to engage in democratic processes to counteract oligarchic control and preserve constitutional values.
Balanced Content: The interplay between serious political discourse and light-hearted reunion content provides a comprehensive and engaging listener experience.
Notable Quotes:
Chelsea Ferretti [02:32]: "Donkey of the day for Monday, February 24th goes to the richest man in the world, Elon Musk."
Chelsea Ferretti [03:45]: "It's a mess."
Chelsea Ferretti [05:55]: "This isn't about Republican or Democrat. This is about democracy and no democracy."
Chelsea Ferretti [08:00]: "Please give the oligarch in chief, Elon Musk, the biggest hee haw."
This episode of "The Breakfast Club" blends sharp political commentary with engaging conversational segments, providing listeners with both entertainment and critical insights into contemporary governmental and societal issues.