Podcast Narrator (United States of Kennedy) (2:04)

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Charlamagne Tha God (2:15)

Just make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey.

Hunter (2:26)

A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant Wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo.

Charlamagne Tha God (2:39)

The Breakfast Club Donkey of the day with Charlemagne. The guy. I don't know why y' all keep letting him get y' all like this. Donkey of the day for Monday, October 6th goes to a Florida woman named Gabrielle Franz. Now, Gabrielle is a firefighter, okay? From Orange County, Orange County, Florida, dropping a clues bomb for all the firefighters out there, okay? Salute to all the firefighters all across the nation. What does your Uncle Charlotte always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. See, Gabrielle was on Arrested Friday. She was arrested Friday for a misdemeanor stalking charge. Now, if you're out there listening to the sound of my voice, raise your hand if you can't get over your ex. Okay? Raise your hand if you don't like your ex. Raise your hand if you want to hurt your ex in some way, shape or form, whether it's physically, mentally, emotionally. Sometimes people just want to hurt their exes. Well, Gabrielle is one of those people. But correct me if I'm wrong, I don't see how what she did hurts this man at all. In fact, it's got me asking a whole bunch of questions about her. See, according to security footage, there was a dark pickup truck that matched Gabrielle's vehicle. And the security footage shows a person dumping more than 100 tampons into her ex's yard. Yes, you heard me correctly. Tampons, as in the Honey Pot Company? Playtex, Tampax. And don't forget, you buy Kotex. Now, I know you're listening to this story, and you're like, okay, that's strange. Why tampons? You know? But then again, it's just some tampons. But no, it wasn't just some tampons. The police report said the tampons appeared in to be used and stained red. Okay, more than 100 tampons that appear to be used and stained red were dumped on this man's yard. Okay, now, see, I got more questions. Gabriel, where do you get more than 100 used tampons? Now, just help me out here, okay? Because I did some math, but I am a man, so I could be completely wrong about this. It's 12 months in a year. Okay, Women menstruate once a month, right?

Jess (4:48)

Yes.

Charlamagne Tha God (4:49)

They can last between two and seven days, correct?

Jess (4:52)

Yes. Sometimes more, depending on how heavier flow is.

Charlamagne Tha God (4:56)

Okay, so let's just go on the high end and say Every period is seven days, 12 times a year, a tampon a day, right?

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (5:05)

More than that, I would think that's like three.

Jess (5:07)

Four.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (5:09)

Sorry. Sorry.

Jess (5:10)

Yeah, you. You. You want to use. You usually use more than one sample in a day. That's crazy.

Charlamagne Tha God (5:17)

So, like, what, two? Three?

Jess (5:19)

I would say, depending on the flow. But between three and seven. Yeah, it get crazy for someone.

Charlamagne Tha God (5:26)

Hold on. 84 times three. Okay, so listen. All right, so, boom. All right? Because, see, that's why men are stupid. Because I had it at 84 tampons. Because I'm like, 12 times a year. You know, a tampon a day, seven days. That should land you at about 84, but you tw. You switching them up. Okay, so let's just say it's three. So that's about 250 tampons. Okay, what is she saving them for? Why is she saving her tampons? Okay, we. We. We understand how she got to more than 100 used tampons, but what is she saving them for? Okay, and. And if she wasn't saving her own, where does a person find more than 100 used tampons? And what was the purpose of what she did? See, now I need more backstory. Did you find out your ex had sex with another woman on her period? What is the symbolism of the blood? Not to mention, why would you make yourself vulnerable like this, Gabriel? See, I'm in the Illuminati, and on page 72 of the Illuminati handbook in the witchcraft chapter, it specifically talks about using blood in ritual practices. If you're trying to put a spell on a person, using a personal item like blood creates a strong connection to the target. So I don't understand why you would dump all of your blood into somebody else's yard. Because the ex could take that, pass it over to a root doctor, and now you coughing up frogs. Okay, now, what makes this even worse is. Is Gabrielle, as a firefighter. Gabrielle, what happened to your pledge? Okay, a firefighter's pledge. I promise. Concern for others. A willingness to help all those in need. I pray for courage. Courage to face and conquer my fears. Courage to share and endure the ordeal of those who need me. I will build strength. Strength of heart to keep and bear whatever burdens might be placed upon me. That is a firefighter's pledge. Well, damn it, Gabrielle, you need a stronger heart, because clearly, your ex was a burden that was too great for you to bear. Please give Gabriel Franz, the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.

Jess (7:29)

You are the donkey of the day.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (7:39)

What that smell like, though?

Jess (7:41)

That is crazy. And then did you just say you and a lot Illuminati?

Charlamagne Tha God (7:46)

Yep.

Jess (7:47)

Why would you say that?

Charlamagne Tha God (7:51)

Because it's the truth.

Jess (7:53)

Oh, my God.

Charlamagne Tha God (7:55)

Would you like to know more?

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (7:56)

Nope.

Jess (7:56)

No, I don't. I want to see far away.

Charlamagne Tha God (7:58)

Why are you doing your hands like that? You're doing. Why. Why are you throwing up them hand symbols this morning?

Jess (8:03)

Please don't put me.

Charlamagne Tha God (8:08)

Oh, wow. You want to play clueless now?

Jess (8:10)

Please stop.

Charlamagne Tha God (8:11)

Yo.

Jess (8:11)

No, no.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (8:12)

Now, Jess, is it true that if you keep a tampon in too long, you can get some type of shock and it could affect you and die or something like that?

Jess (8:18)

Shock. But you definitely don't want to leave it in too long. You're not supposed to. No, you don't get a shock. I heard people get infections from leaving them in too long. That's why you can't use one a day. But it also depends on your flow. And then if your flow is not heavy enough, you don't supposed to use them because it's very uncomfortable. The point of a tampon is to stop the heavy blood. So that's why women also refer to pa, the sanitary napkins.

Charlamagne Tha God (8:42)

But, yeah. What's the point of taking all these bloody tampons and dumping them in your ex's yard, though? Ain't nobody ain't saying that. See? Police. Don't be asking the right questions. I need to know why.

Jess (8:49)

Yeah.

Charlamagne Tha God (8:49)

And, yeah, I don't want to play.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (8:50)

A game because I'm curious.

Jess (8:53)

Yeah, sure. Okay.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (8:55)

I won't play a game you want to play.

Jess (8:58)

I don't like my ex, neither, but I'm not doing all that. Like, I'm not doing all that. But, yeah, we can play a game.

Charlamagne Tha God (9:02)

You want to play a game? Yeah, I don't want to play the game. I don't think the game needs to be played. It don't matter whose blood it is.

Jess (9:08)

It's just ill.

Charlamagne Tha God (9:09)

It don't matter. Like, this is just nasty. Like, this is just a. This is just nasty. Oh, boy. Well, what's her name?

Jess (9:14)

You said? Gabrielle.

Charlamagne Tha God (9:17)

Gabrielle Franz.

Jess (9:19)

Oh, is she right?

Charlamagne Tha God (9:21)

Yes, very much so. All right. And she even got the little skunk hair. Let me send y' all the picture. You know, you got no girls be having that. That one. That the Burnett. But then it's that one strip of blonde or something.

Jess (9:35)

Yeah, yeah, the brunette. But, yeah, yeah, no, right.

Charlamagne Tha God (9:38)

Yeah, whatever. What?

Jess (9:38)

I said Burnett. That's somebody name.

Charlamagne Tha God (9:42)

All right. Well. Well, no, I was thinking about how they should burn. Burn the tampons.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (9:46)

Oh, my goodness. Just that smell.

Charlamagne Tha God (9:47)

All Right. Making up stuff.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (9:48)

Well, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. What's the worst thing you've done to a ex? This lady put 100 used tampons in her ex's lawn. We're asking 800-585-1051, what's the worst you ever did to your ex?

Charlamagne Tha God (10:04)

And also feel free to call up and tell us what is the symbolism behind dumping more than 100 used tampons in somebody's yard? I would like to know.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (10:11)

That's right. 800.

Jess (10:12)

Nobody knows.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (10:13)

5851051. And right now we're on Twitch, so you could definitely check us out on the stream. Right now it's Breakfast Club. And the chat is popping right now. They everybody thought that she might be Latino when you said, let's play a game, and they said the syndrome where you have the tampon in too long is toxic syndrome. Yeah, that's what they're saying. That's what the infection is called.

Jess (10:32)

Never heard of that.

Unidentified Co-host or Caller (10:33)

All right, well, let's open up the phone lines for tiki calls when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Charlamagne Tha God (10:37)

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Hunter (10:55)

I'm Hunter, host of Hunting for Answers on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Join me every weekday as I share bite sized stories of missing and murdered black women and girls in America. Stories like Erica Hunt, a young mother vanished without a trace after a family gathering on 4th of July weekend, 2016. No goodbyes, no clues, just gone. Listen to Hunting for Answers every weekday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Podcast Narrator (United States of Kennedy) (11:30)

Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa once promised to break both of Bobby Kennedy's arms.

Podcast Narrator (United States of Kennedy) (11:35)

Bobby JFK's attorney general wanted to take down the mob, starting with Hoffa.

Podcast Commentator (United States of Kennedy) (11:40)

Like, no one gives a about Bobby, right? So this is Bobby trying to get the world to care about him, which I think explains all this passion and anger going into this, even though it's. It's all kind of ineptly handled.

Podcast Narrator (United States of Kennedy) (11:53)

On United States of Kennedy, we dive into the hidden stories fueling our cultural fascination with the Kennedy dynasty.

Podcast Narrator (United States of Kennedy) (11:59)

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. In early 1988, federal agents raced to track down the gang they suspect of importing millions of dollars worth of heroin into New York from Asia.

Charlamagne Tha God (12:13)

Had 30 agents ready to go with shotguns and rifles and you name it.

Jess (12:18)

Five, six white people pushed me in the car. I'm going, what the hell?

Charlamagne Tha God (12:22)

Basically, your stay at home moms were picking up these large amounts of heroin.

Jess (12:26)

All you gotta do is receive the package.

Charlamagne Tha God (12:27)

Don't have to open it, just accept it. She was very upset, crying. Once I saw the gun, I tried to take his hand and I saw the flash of light.

Podcast Narrator (United States of Kennedy) (12:35)

Listen to the Chinatown sting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Snacks (12:43)

What's up, everybody? It's snacks from the trapped nerds. It's all October long. We're bringing you the horror.

Charlamagne Tha God (12:48)

Boogity, boogity, boogity. We kicking off this month with some of my best horror games to keep you terrified. Then we'll be talking about our favorite horror and Halloween movies and figuring out why black people always die first. And it's the return of Tony's horror show side quests, written and narrated by yours truly. We'll also be doing a full episode reading with commentary.

Snacks (13:06)

And we'll cap it off with a horror movie battle royale. Open your free iHeartRadio app and search Trap Nerds podcast and listen. Now.

Hunter (13:14)

This is an iHeart podcast.