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Guaranteed Human we all come into January with big resolutions, but February is usually when a lot of those dreams start to die. I'm partnering up with Shopify to help keep those dreams alive by making it easy to finally make them happen. If you've been thinking about starting a business, Shopify makes it simple. Whether you're just starting out or already running one, Shopify can handle anything you throw at it. A few products are a full catalog. It grows with you, it's easy to access, and that is what you want. When somebody is supporting your business, you want to make it as easy for them as possible, and Shopify does that. Don't let your dreams of being your own boss die with the rest of your 2026 goals. Let Shopify help you stay the course. It's time for you to invest in your own business, not someone else's for a change. Head on over to shopify.combreakfastclub and see what it feels like to be the one in control of your future.
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Friday Kick off the Winter Olympics in style with the opening ceremony from Italy. Featuring a special performance by Mariah Carey. Celebrate the greatest athlet from around the globe as they come together to go for gold.
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Lind Sensational.
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The opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics. Ilia Malin redefining the sport Friday at 8 Eastern, 7 Central on NBC. And Peacock, you use that donkey thing.
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That he all he a bunch of donkeys around here. It's time for donkey of the day.
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I got the donkey of the day for these monsters.
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They made me the donkey of the day by the things that I've said. Damn Charlemagne, some donkey days just seldom settle.
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It was you. What accountability?
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Are you taking me off guard?
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I'm not making donkey today on the Breakfast Club. That being said, I want to start off with this donkey right here. Donkey Today for Wednesday, February 4th goes to a 22 year old Florida man named Jaylen Tyree Lewis. I ain't even do the Florida intro, did I? Oh, come on. Bring it back. We got to bring it back. It ain't even right. I can't even do it.
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Florida.
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I'm sorry.
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Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida, man.
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The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of floor. Yes, you are a donkey.
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A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for Attacking a flamingo.
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The Breakfast Club, bitches. Donkey of the day. When Charlemagne.
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A guy.
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I don't know. Why y' all keep letting him get y' all like this? No, Duvall, y' all keep doing it to yourself. Okay, Donkey. Today for Wednesday, February 4th, goes to a 22 year old Florida man named Jalen Tyree Lewis. Okay? 22 years old. Very important to note that age. Oh, because? Because that means his prefrontal cortex is not fully developed yet. Okay? If you don't understand what the PFC is, it's simple. It's the part of your brain that's responsible for decision making, impulse control and planning. So if you're 22 years old from the Sunshine State, you don't have a fully developed prefrontal cortex, but you do have what we call a Florida lobe, okay? Now, a Florida lobe is the brain's command center, okay? It's responsible for all the same executive functions that the frontal lobe is responsible for. Decision making, impulse control, emotional regulation, planning. But since it's a Florida lobe, it never really does any of those things, okay? It never really matures. All right? The frontal lobe is the last brain region to fully mature. But studies show the Florida lobe never really does. I know, I know, I know. Florida. Don't be mad at me. It's science. Now, Jalen Tyree Lewis is our latest evidence to this because he's facing charges of attempted first degree murder, aggravated battery and firing a weapon. Why did he let that hammer sing? Well, let's go to 25 WPBF News for the report, please.
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Investigators in Palm beach county believe the discovery shooting that landed a man in jail for attempted murder. Police say jail and Wilt Lewis confronted the victim last night about being with his girlfriend. Investigator St. Louis then pulled a gun and fired at the other man, who suffered several gunshot wounds. Unknown to both men, the woman involved is dating both of them. J. Lewis now charged with attempted murder. As I said, victim hospitalized with minor injury.
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You pistol popping for poom poom. Florida lope. You letting off shots for sex, Florida loaf. Listen, man, my daddy told me a long time ago, don't be out here, you know, sleeping with another man's woman. I don't care how soft you think that man is. I don't care how much of a coward you think that man is. He will kill, kill you over his woman. All right, the victim told Jalen, if you wanna, you can have her. And Jalen still shot him twice. Now, what I don't understand is if the guys didn't know this woman was dating both of them. Why would you jail and be mad at the other dude? He didn't do nothing to you, all right? This woman out here risking yeast infections, pH balance all off because she's choosing to have multiple partners. Both of y' all brothers are victims. And jailing, you're supposed to keep it, player. Okay? Do you think for one second that woman cares about you?
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Right?
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Do you think for one second that woman cares you in prison? Absolutely not. She gonna be out here celebrating Black History Month, okay? Enjoying the Super Bowl. Enjoying the Super Bowl. Valentine's Day will be spent with someone else, all right? The dude you shot, she probably sending him so many apologies right now. She probably feels so guilty that he got hit, okay? That he can smash whenever he wants to, okay? He got the I can hit whenever I want to card for foreseeable future, okay? Because she feel guilty. Listen, man, I tell you, Young is this all the time. Don't make a permanent decision based off temporary feelings, okay? Whatever butterflies you had for that young lady, trust me, you would have found them for somebody else. It's Florida, young man, okay? Women are like gators in Florida. Ms. One, next 15, one coming, okay? You see her with another man, and that other man tells you, if you want her, you can have her. You supposed to say, I don't want her either. She for the streets. But instead, you let her trick you off them same streets. She is f. Please give Jalen Tyree Lewis the biggest he haul. Ain't no way. Okay? Crazy. Ain't no way shooting another man over no woman.
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And she don't care. Like you said, she don't care.
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You don't give a damn. She already having a ball. Chat. Chat. One play again. They talking about me on donkey in a day.
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Yes.
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I don't feel like playing a game.
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Chat won't play again.
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No, I don't care what the Chat want this morning.
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They won't play a game.
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Well, go play one. Play it in the chat.
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What's his name again?
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Jalen Tyree Lewis. Come on. Beach, Florida. Okay?
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Come on. Y' all just wanna, you know, come on. This Black History Month, we're not going.
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We're not gonna do that. Anybody got time for all of this? I don't even like y' all assuming that's crazy. Really, Jalen Tyree, come on. You want to see his picture? Yes, I did. All right, let me show you his picture at least.
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You probably got, like, four wicks.
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Oh, you know what? They only got a picture.
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Oh, you know how them locks are from Florida.
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You. You know what? You need to stop stereotyping.
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What are you talking about?
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You need to stop. They love.
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They love that them ceiling fan locks.
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They not ceiling fan. They actually hanging. Let me say heard they hanging. I knew it. Look. Right, so not ceiling fan. Dam. Okay.
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Thank you for that donkey today. Now let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. What Kiki Palmer doing? What's she talking about, Lauren?
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Oh, so Kiki Palmer was on the. She was on Today with Jenna and Chanel and they were talking about like this new dating channel.
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Chanel. Isn't Chanel on there now?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Hold it quit, right?
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Yeah. Hold is not there anymore. Yeah, her name is Chanel Johnson. Hopefully I mess everybody's name up, but I believe I'm getting it right. She spells it different, like S H, I, E. I believe it's okay. Whatever it not.
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What's name?
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Jones. Chanel Jones.
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Jones. I knew it was something black. Yeah, I don't have that phone, Eddie. So she's on today with them and they're talking about this new dating trend. So there's this new dating trend where you talk about everything on the first date. So marriage politics. Basically you get all the heavy stuff out the way so y' all know if y' all need a second date, period. So they role play. And Kiki Palmer says in their conversation she does not want her partner living with her at all. Like even when she's married.
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She in a marriage.
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Yeah, yeah. She doesn't want her and living with her and it's caused some conversation. People think it's so weird that she said that. There's a lot of people who live that way.
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Let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Do you live in a marriage where you and your spouse do not live in the same house? Does it work with you? Does it work for you? Let's discuss 800-585-1051. Me personally, I. No way. Hell no.
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No way.
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Even with me and my wife arguing, I still need to see her. Yeah, we just gonna be mad at each other.
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Her house big enough you can go to one end and she can go to the other.
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She said you could do guest house or like around the corner.
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No, I, I, Yeah, that's. See, we going to talk about it more because I agree with what she's saying, but that's for a certain type of person. I wouldn't do it, but I understand.
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Yeah, I can't do it because I.
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Think somebody been said that. I think Oprah or Gail, one of them said that, too. When they. Yeah, Shirley Ro.
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Right.
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But when they un. When they explained why, I understood it like.
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Okay, let's take your calls. When we come back, 800-585-1051 is the Breakfast Club.
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Episode: Donkey of the Day – Florida Man Accused of Attempted Murder in Love Triangle
Date: February 4, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Podcast Network: The Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
This episode centers on “Donkey of the Day,” where Charlamagne Tha God spotlights a case involving a 22-year-old Florida man, Jalen Tyree Lewis, accused of attempted murder related to a love triangle. Charlamagne delivers sharp commentary on impulsive decision-making, Florida stereotypes, and misguided actions in relationships. The episode transitions to a discussion around a trending relationship topic inspired by Keke Palmer’s recent comments on marital living arrangements.
Overview:
Charlamagne focuses on Jalen Tyree Lewis, a young man from Florida charged with attempted murder after shooting at another man over a love interest. The hosts use this story to examine poor decision-making, especially among young men, and poke at “Florida man” stereotypes.
Insight Into Brain Development:
Charlamagne attributes the suspect’s poor choices to age and the still-developing prefrontal cortex (the part of the brain responsible for decision-making and impulse control), jokingly calling it the “Florida lobe.”
“If you’re 22 years old from the Sunshine State, you don’t have a fully developed prefrontal cortex, but you do have what we call a Florida lobe. ... It never really matures.” — Charlamagne (02:29)
The Case Details:
According to a local news report, Lewis confronted another man about seeing his girlfriend, fired shots, and left the victim hospitalized. The twist: both men were unknowingly dating the same woman.
“Unknown to both men, the woman involved is dating both of them. J. Lewis now charged with attempted murder.” — News Clip (03:45)
Cultural Wisdom & Relationship Advice:
Charlamagne shares advice handed down from his father, discouraging violence over romantic partners and emphasizing self-respect.
“Don’t be out here ... sleeping with another man’s woman. ... He will kill you over his woman.” — Charlamagne (04:09)
“Don’t make a permanent decision based off temporary feelings.” — Charlamagne (05:22)
Reflection on the Woman’s Role:
The hosts question why the perpetrator blames the other man instead of recognizing both men are, in fact, victims in an ill-fated love triangle.
“Do you think for one second that woman cares you in prison? Absolutely not. She gonna be out here celebrating Black History Month, ... enjoying the Super Bowl.” — Charlamagne (04:59)
Humor & Memorable Commentary:
Using humor and pop culture references, Charlamagne compares the dating scene in Florida to “gators” — there’s always another one coming.
“Women are like gators in Florida. Ms. One, next 15, one coming, okay?” — Charlamagne (05:45)
Segment Closer:
Charlamagne delivers the signature “hee-haw” to mark the Donkey of the Day before the team briefly jokes about Florida hairstyles and stereotypes.
“Ain’t no way shooting another man over no woman.” — Charlamagne (05:54)
New Dating Trend:
The episode shifts into a discussion about a viral segment featuring Keke Palmer. She stated she would prefer not to live with her partner, even in marriage, sparking debates on relationship norms.
Host Reactions:
Jessie notes how unconventional this may sound, but acknowledges many people live that way.
“She doesn’t want her and [her partner] living together ... even when she’s married ... People think it’s so weird that she said that.” — Jess (08:25)
DJ Envy is adamantly against the idea:
“Me personally? No way. Hell no.” — DJ Envy (08:46)
Charlamagne and Jess point out it might work for certain people, referencing other celebrities like Oprah and Gayle who have discussed similar arrangements.
Calls for Listener Input:
The segment ends with an invitation for listeners to call in and share their experiences with marital arrangements.
On Bad Decisions and Brain Development:
“The frontal lobe is the last brain region to fully mature. But studies show the Florida lobe never really does.” — Charlamagne (02:29)
“You pistol popping for poom poom ... letting off shots for sex, Florida lobe.” — Charlamagne (04:09)
On Moving Forward:
“Don’t make a permanent decision based off temporary feelings.” — Charlamagne (05:22)
“You see her with another man, and that other man tells you, ‘If you want her, you can have her.’ You supposed to say, ‘I don’t want her either. She for the streets.’” — Charlamagne (05:45)
On Relationship Trends:
“There’s this new dating trend where you talk about everything on the first date ... get all the heavy stuff out of the way.” — Jess (08:01)
“Even with me and my wife arguing, I still need to see her. Yeah, we just gonna be mad at each other.” — DJ Envy (08:46)
This episode combines a classic “Florida man” saga with relationship advice, reflective wisdom, and humor. Charlamagne, DJ Envy, and Jess Hilarious deliver sharp takes on impulsive actions in love triangles, critique outdated relationship logic, and discuss the evolving landscape of marital expectations. Their conversational, candid tone makes for a memorable and insightful listen.