Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club

Episode: DONKEY: Florida Man Runs Over Foot Model After She Refused To Let Him Smell Her Feet
Date: September 8, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Main Segment: Donkey of the Day

Overview

This episode’s main focus is a wild “Donkey of the Day” story as told by Charlamagne Tha God, involving a 28-year-old Florida man, El Monte Cersei, who ran over a foot model with his car after she refused to let him sniff her feet. The hosts dissect the incident, joke about kinks, and discuss the strange extremes people will go to for fetishes, especially foot fetishes. The segment also briefly touches on street codes and emotional communication among men.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting Up the Story: Florida Stereotypes

[02:33–02:58]

• Angela Yee and Charlamagne introduce the segment by roasting the state of Florida, noting:

  “The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.” – Charlamagne Tha God [02:38]

2. The Incident: First Date Foot Sniff Request Gone Wrong

[02:58–04:57]

• Charlamagne delivers the day's “Donkey of the Day”:
  • El Monte Cersei from Florida meets a woman (a foot model) for what he claims is a sneaker sale.
  • He immediately asks to sniff her feet in her used sneakers.
  • The woman feels uncomfortable and refuses; he then bolts with her shoes.
  • She runs after him to the parking garage, where he runs her over with his SUV.

    “This man ran over a woman with his SUV on their first date after she refused to let him sniff her feet and use sneakers.” – Charlamagne Tha God [05:58]

3. Exploring Fetishes… and Kink Shaming

[03:25–04:57]

• Charlamagne mentions not wanting to kink-shame, referencing lessons learned from other podcasts.
• He jokes about the lengths people with foot fetishes will go to:

  “Men with foot fetishes really take the phrase ‘I worship the ground you walk on’ seriously, because they will literally lick the sidewalk.” – Charlamagne Tha God [04:20]

4. Victim’s Interview:

[04:57–05:57]

• Local news audio: Victim explains she was selling sneakers and wasn’t comfortable letting the man sniff her feet.

  “I mean, you could have my sneakers all you want… But people like weird things.” – Victim [05:30]

• She chased after him, and he ran her over:

  “He ran me over. And by the grace of God, I’m still standing today.” – Victim [05:52]

5. Commentary from the Hosts

[05:58–07:39]

• The group reacts with disbelief and dark humor:
  • DJ Envy: “He’d be creep.” [04:17]
  • Charlamagne riffs about the foot modeling market and foot fetish subculture:

    “She is a foot model, okay? Her and Envy have something in common. Envy, you were a foot model at one point, you had an OnlyFans with your feet. Yes, you did.” [06:13]

• Charlamagne poses odd questions about foot fetishes and disabilities:

  “How do you feel about feet that don’t work? For example, a woman in a wheelchair, paraplegic… tows don’t work, but they look amazing.” [07:05]

6. Joking About the Suspect’s Race: “Guess What Race It Is”

[08:09–09:24]

• The hosts playfully (and awkwardly) try to guess the perpetrator’s race, bouncing around possibilities before Charlamagne reveals:

  “Okay, he’s Black. All right.” [09:12]

7. Brief Shift: Codes of the Streets & Male Emotions

[09:39–11:38]

• Angela Yee opens the phone lines to discuss the “code of the streets” and “snitching” ethics.
• Charlamagne suggests a more meaningful conversation:

  “How can we have the conversation about, you know, how men don’t know how to communicate when their feelings are hurt?” [10:25]

• DJ Envy replies:

  “I think two things can be true, because I feel like I don’t care.” [10:37]

• Angela Yee remarks about codes within criminal circles:

  “And a lot of these people live by that code because that’s the way that they are.” [11:28]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.” – Charlamagne Tha God [02:38]
• “This man ran over a woman with his SUV on their first date after she refused to let him sniff her feet…” – Charlamagne Tha God [05:58]
• “He ran me over. And by the grace of God, I’m still standing today.” – Victim [05:52]
• “Men with foot fetishes really take the phrase ‘I worship the ground you walk on’ seriously, because they will literally lick the sidewalk.” – Charlamagne Tha God [04:20]
• “How do you feel about feet that don’t work? For example, a woman in a wheelchair… toes don’t work, but they look amazing.” – Charlamagne Tha God [07:05]
• “Guess what race he is… Okay, he’s Black.” – Charlamagne Tha God [09:12]

Important Timestamps

• [02:33] – Introduction of the “Donkey of the Day” and Florida man stories.
• [02:58] – Main story of El Monte Cersei and his foot fetish confrontation.
• [04:57] – Local news and victim interview.
• [05:58] – Charlamagne and hosts react to the story.
• [08:09] – "Guess What Race It Is" game.
• [09:39] – Conversation shifts to codes of the street and emotional communication.

Tone & Style

The tone is irreverent, comedic, and occasionally dark as the hosts riff on the absurdity of the story, mix in personal anecdotes, and joke through serious and uncomfortable topics. Charlamagne’s signature blend of pop-psychology and shock humor carries the segment, while DJ Envy and Angela Yee bounce between disbelief, laughter, and mild exasperation.

This summary captures the segment’s chaotic energy, the hosts’ banter, and the bizarre real-life story of the Florida “Donkey of the Day.”