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Drew Phillips
I'm Drew Phillips and we run a.
Enya Umanzor
Podcast called Emergency Intercom.
Drew Phillips
If you're a crime junkie and you love crimes, we're not the podcast for you. But if you have unmedicated adhd.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh my God, perfect.
Drew Phillips
And want to hear people with mental illness psychobabble?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, yes.
Drew Phillips
Then Emergency Intercom's the podcast for you. Open your free iHeartradio app, search Emergency Intercom and listen now.
Angela Yee
Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man.
Charlamagne Tha God
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey.
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Charlamagne Tha God
The Breakfast Club Donkey of the day with Charlemagne to God. I don't know why y' all keep letting him get y' all like this. It's not me, Duvall. It's Florida. Okay, Donkey, today for Monday, September 8th, goes to a 28 year old man named El Monte Cersei. Now, Almansi is from Florida, ladies and gentlemen. And what does your Uncle Charlotte always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, I am a proud member of the Whore Hive. Drop on the clues bombs for the Whore Hive. Okay. Salute to decisions, decisions. Mandy and Wheezy, make sure you pick up their New York Times bestselling book, no Holds Barred. Available everywhere. You buy books now because of them. I have learned over the years from them. Not the kink, Shane. Okay? We all have kinks. We all have things we enjoy that turn us on sexually. So I strive not to kink, Shane. I mean, every now and then you hear stories like Diddy rubbing another man's creamy cocoa Loso on his nipples. And you judge. But then there are stories like today. El Monte Cersei and his love of feet. See, El Monsi loves feet. He loves feet so much that on a first date, his very first date, he asked his date to let him sniff her feet in used sneakers. How would you feel about that, Lauren LaRosa, if a man asked you on your first date, can I sniff your feet?
DJ Envy
He'd be creep.
Enya Umanzor
You're creep.
Charlamagne Tha God
Am I King Shaming for foot fetishes? No. Even though some people have a foot fetish so bad that they think the movie Happy Feet is a hardcore porno. Okay, men with foot fetishes really take the phrase I worship the ground you walk on seriously, because they will literally lick the sidewalk. They will lick a floor if some bare feet just walked across it. I know it sounds disgusting, but it's true. And if you think I'm playing about the extremes people like El Monte will go through to sniff some feet. Or more. So what will happen if he is denied access to said feet? Then let's go to Local 10 News for the report, please.
Local 10 News Reporter
Strange, bizarre, and certainly something didn't smell right here. This guy asked to smell your feet?
Victim Interviewee
Yes, he did.
Charlamagne Tha God
What did he say?
Victim Interviewee
Well, Initially, we had met up because I was going to sell him my sneakers.
Local 10 News Reporter
She knew something didn't smell right when she met this guy, Almansi Cercal, at an Aventura hotel.
Victim Interviewee
When I got there, he just wanted to sniff my feet, and I didn't feel comfortable with that.
Local 10 News Reporter
I have to stop you there. What do you say when someone says, I want to sniff your feet?
Victim Interviewee
No, no. I mean, you could have my sneakers all you want. I mean, I don't care. I'm not wearing them. And, you know, they're just stinky old sneakers. But people like weird things.
Local 10 News Reporter
She says the suspect runs out of the room, she thinks, with her sneakers.
Victim Interviewee
I ran after him and I met him down in the parking garage.
Local 10 News Reporter
He says he ran her over with his car. He ran you over?
Victim Interviewee
He ran me over. And by the grace of God, I'm still standing today.
Angela Yee
This is crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
This man ran over a woman with his SUV on their first date after she refused to let him sniff her feet and use sneakers. As soon as he met the victim, he immediately asked to smell her feet and purchase her used sneakers. Now, the victim said when she got there, he just wanted to sniff feet. Okay? And she didn't feel comfortable with that. You think? All right. Then she told him, I will sell you my used shoes for a thousand dollars. Now, this wasn't in the news report, but mind you, she is a foot mod, okay? Her and Envy have something in common. Envy, you were a full model at one point, you had an only fans with your feet. Yes, you did.
Angela Yee
I didn't run that or control it or put that up.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sure. Slash suit. The bins. So that high price. So that high price is her going rate. Okay? So she charges a thousand dollars for that. So she's not really. He's not really wrong for wanting to sniff her feet or see her feet, because she clearly leads feet first. But what I don't understand is if you can't afford to pay or she doesn't want to give you a free sniff, why you got to get in your SUV and run her over? Am I missing something here? I really would like to know, what is it about toes that would make a man act like this? And how do you feel about feet that don't work? For example, a woman in a wheelchair, paraplegic toes don't work, but they look amazing. I don't. I don't know. Some donkey of the days just sell themselves. I don't know why I thought that. Please give Almachi Cersei the biggest. He haw you never thought about that? I don't know what. I was thinking about that this morning when I was thinking about this story. I'm like, how do they feel about feet that don't work?
DJ Envy
Well, they probably like. I mean, they don't get.
Angela Yee
They. They got to get sweaty, right? Do they get sweat?
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know.
DJ Envy
Why would they get sweaty?
Angela Yee
What you mean, why?
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, what is it about the foot still get hot? The toes that make somebody act like this?
Angela Yee
Sneakers. It's hot outside.
DJ Envy
This is crazy.
Angela Yee
I don't know. Why am I thinking about this on a Monday?
Charlamagne Tha God
And why would he run her over just because he couldn't get a sniff of the.
DJ Envy
Feed the male ego.
Charlamagne Tha God
That is true. That is true. But runner over, he was white. No.
Angela Yee
Let's play game, then.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, let's play games. Well, I eliminated one of the categories. I don't want to play this.
Angela Yee
Y' all want to play?
Charlamagne Tha God
Leave me alone.
Angela Yee
I want to play.
Charlamagne Tha God
No.
Angela Yee
Can you please. Oh, shut up. Latino?
Charlamagne Tha God
No.
Angela Yee
Asian.
Charlamagne Tha God
No.
DJ Envy
Black.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, let's play a game of Guess what Racist. Gosh, won't y' all grow up? El Monte Cersei, 28 years old from Florida, ran over a woman because the woman wouldn't let El Monsi sniff her feet. Guess what racy is. DJ Envy.
Angela Yee
I was thinking white. I was going white. But you said no.
Charlamagne Tha God
I said no to everything for the most part.
DJ Envy
Oh, I think I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Angela Yee
I'm not saying black.
Enya Umanzor
No.
Angela Yee
What?
DJ Envy
He's brown. Is he. He's not black. He's brown.
Angela Yee
He's saying Indian.
Enya Umanzor
Yeah.
Angela Yee
We don't have a.
Charlamagne Tha God
The hell was that? Yeah, what the hell? We don't have a sound effect. I told y' all I didn't want to play this game. Y' all just want to know what he is. Yes.
DJ Envy
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Whatever this is. Okay, he's black. All right.
DJ Envy
Why did you say no?
Charlamagne Tha God
I didn't say no. Y' all never said black.
DJ Envy
I said black.
Charlamagne Tha God
You did. Did you?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You said no.
DJ Envy
I said black before we started the. Guess what. It's okay. Don't worry about it. I'm used to it. You don't even hear me.
Angela Yee
All right, well, thank you for that, dog.
DJ Envy
What?
Angela Yee
All right, I'm not messing up.
DJ Envy
Get your friend.
Angela Yee
Thank you for that donkey of the day. Now let's open up the phone lines. 855-851-1051. I know y' all might be young thugged out, but I want to just open up the phone lines, have a conversation, right? When someone Is in the streets, meaning y' all are doing criminal activities. Y' all doing criminal activities together. You know you're doing criminal activities. Should there be a code of the streets where you're doing criminal activity?
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't want to talk to none of y'. All.
Angela Yee
800-58510.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tell me y' all in the street. I'm calling the police.
Angela Yee
Should you follow street rules, meaning you don't. You get caught, Y' all are doing criminal activity. And y' all know y' all doing criminal activity. You get caught, your man dope. Should you be in the.
Charlamagne Tha God
There's gotta be something else.
Angela Yee
This is one of the biggest things over the weekend.
Charlamagne Tha God
How can we have the conversation about, you know, how men don't know how to communicate when their feelings are hurt? How come we can't have the conversation about how the hardest thing for a man to do is just say, hey, you hurt my feelings?
DJ Envy
I think two things can be true, because I feel like I don't care.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nothing about this street.
DJ Envy
No, no, no. Not that you care, but I'm just saying I feel like the battle that envy is refer. Where it's like, do I still live by this code? And what you're referring to is men feel like they can't open up and just release what they've been through. So let's meet in the middle here.
Charlamagne Tha God
He said it in the interview with Banks numerous times.
DJ Envy
He said he didn't even realize it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hurt until he just started having this conversation. He said people have told him straight up, you just. Your feelings are just hurt.
Angela Yee
His feelings were hurt because he lived by a code, and this man did not live by the same code.
Charlamagne Tha God
That code sucks because there's no honor amongst Steve. There's no honor amongst criminals.
Angela Yee
It does, but it's easy for you. It's easy for me. It's easy for Lauren to say, but if somebody's running activity that might not be legal, there's certain codes that they live by.
Charlamagne Tha God
Was there a code to something when there's only three ways that people end up in those situations. Jail dead are labeled a rat.
Angela Yee
And a lot of these. And a lot of these people live by that code because that's the way that they are.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's not the. The industry stinks. Y' all need a union. I mean, the whole thing is need a union.
Angela Yee
Selling drugs stink. You know, I mean, doing a lot of the stuff that people do that people idolize stink. But let's discuss 800-585-105 when it's the breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Enya Umanzor
Short on time, but big on True Crime On a recent episode of the podcast Hunting for Answers, I highlighted the story of 19 year old Lachey Dungey. But she never knocked on that door. She never made it inside, and that text message would be the last time anyone would ever hear from her. Listen to Hunting for Answers from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, my name is Enya Umanzor and.
Drew Phillips
I'm Drew Phillips and we run a.
Enya Umanzor
Podcast called Emergency Intercom.
Drew Phillips
If you're a crime junkie and you love crimes, we're not the podcast for you. But if you have unmedicated adhd.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh my God.
Drew Phillips
Perfect. And want to hear people with mental illness psychobabble?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, yes.
Drew Phillips
Then Emergency Intercom is the podcast for you. Open your free iHeartradio app, search emergency Intercom and listen now.
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DJ Envy
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Episode: DONKEY: Florida Man Runs Over Foot Model After She Refused To Let Him Smell Her Feet
Date: September 8, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Main Segment: Donkey of the Day
This episode’s main focus is a wild “Donkey of the Day” story as told by Charlamagne Tha God, involving a 28-year-old Florida man, El Monte Cersei, who ran over a foot model with his car after she refused to let him sniff her feet. The hosts dissect the incident, joke about kinks, and discuss the strange extremes people will go to for fetishes, especially foot fetishes. The segment also briefly touches on street codes and emotional communication among men.
[02:33–02:58]
“The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.” – Charlamagne Tha God [02:38]
[02:58–04:57]
“This man ran over a woman with his SUV on their first date after she refused to let him sniff her feet and use sneakers.” – Charlamagne Tha God [05:58]
[03:25–04:57]
“Men with foot fetishes really take the phrase ‘I worship the ground you walk on’ seriously, because they will literally lick the sidewalk.” – Charlamagne Tha God [04:20]
[04:57–05:57]
“I mean, you could have my sneakers all you want… But people like weird things.” – Victim [05:30]
“He ran me over. And by the grace of God, I’m still standing today.” – Victim [05:52]
[05:58–07:39]
“She is a foot model, okay? Her and Envy have something in common. Envy, you were a foot model at one point, you had an OnlyFans with your feet. Yes, you did.” [06:13]
“How do you feel about feet that don’t work? For example, a woman in a wheelchair, paraplegic… tows don’t work, but they look amazing.” [07:05]
[08:09–09:24]
“Okay, he’s Black. All right.” [09:12]
[09:39–11:38]
“How can we have the conversation about, you know, how men don’t know how to communicate when their feelings are hurt?” [10:25]
“I think two things can be true, because I feel like I don’t care.” [10:37]
“And a lot of these people live by that code because that’s the way that they are.” [11:28]
The tone is irreverent, comedic, and occasionally dark as the hosts riff on the absurdity of the story, mix in personal anecdotes, and joke through serious and uncomfortable topics. Charlamagne’s signature blend of pop-psychology and shock humor carries the segment, while DJ Envy and Angela Yee bounce between disbelief, laughter, and mild exasperation.
This summary captures the segment’s chaotic energy, the hosts’ banter, and the bizarre real-life story of the Florida “Donkey of the Day.”