The Breakfast Club — Donkey of the Day: Florida Woman Arrested After Threesome Goes Wrong

Date: November 20, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne tha God

Episode Overview

In this classic “Donkey of the Day” segment, Charlamagne tha God spotlights the bizarre and all-too-Florida story of Angel Lynn Curl, a Clearwater woman arrested after a failed attempt at a threesome ends in violence. The hosts unpack issues of consent, toxic behavior, and the recurring theme of “Florida Man (or Woman)” chaos, blending humor and honest reflection.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Florida Stereotype & Donkey of the Day Setup

• Charlamagne reiterates his infamous mantra: “The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.”
  • [02:43] Charlamagne: "I'm starting to realize the Bronx is just pretty violent, all right? Folks in Florida are legitimately crazy. And it's the difference between being violent and crazy. And people in Florida are nuttier than a yellow bag of M&M's."
• Classic examples of Florida man chaos (e.g., ATM attack, failed flamenco encounter) set the tone as a preamble to today's story.

The Incident: Threesome Gone Wrong

• Background (03:06 - 04:53):
  • Angel Lynn Curl (47) and her boyfriend invite another woman over for a planned threesome, but all parties eventually decline to participate.
  • Charlamagne humorously reflects on his own past ("way too overstimulating for me") but stresses everyone should be allowed to change their mind, reinforcing the adult version of a canceled “playdate.”
• Charlamagne’s Analysis of Consent and Reaction:
  • When the threesome doesn’t happen, Angel becomes violent, punching her boyfriend in the face at 1:15AM.
• Memorable quote on toxic behavior:
  • [05:26] Charlamagne: "Fellas, toxic femininity doesn't get discussed enough, okay? This is why so many men are choosing the bear over women."
• Consent goes both ways:
  • [06:18] Charlamagne: "If I change my mind as a man about whatever we have planned to do sexually, then respect my decision, man. Okay? That should not lead to me getting beat on just because I don't want to plant my seed in another woman's lady garden."
• Humorous phrasing and metaphors:
  • “Meat and 2 vag combo meal,” “deposit in somebody else’s meat wallet,” “feening to feast on a fur burger”—Charlamagne’s playful language keeps the coverage light, while still grounded in the seriousness of consent.

Arrest and Aftermath

• Police are called; Angel is arrested for domestic battery.
  • [08:05] Charlamagne (mocking): “While you was in jail, you know what they was doing? Okay, that was a plan to get your stupid ass up out of there.”
• Speculation on why the threesome didn't go ahead (08:26–08:36):
  • DJ Envy jokes: “Maybe the girl didn’t look…”
  • Charlamagne: “Maybe there was a smell… I don’t want to be the judge of that. I don’t know. I don’t know.”
• DJ Envy quips:
  • [08:36] "Sound like a TV movie."

Donkey of the Day Official

• Charlamagne delivers the “Donkey of the Day” award to Angel, blending mockery and a serious message about respect and dignity in adult situations.
  • [07:55] “You are the doy of the day.”

Segment Wrap-Up & Callers

• DJ Envy announces transition to "Jess Fix My Mess" inviting callers with relationship “mess” stories, playfully referring to the failed threesome:
  • [08:50] “If you got a problem, something going on in your relationship, maybe a threesome didn’t work out, whatever it may be... Jess fix my mess.”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Charlamagne on Florida Craziness:
  • [03:06] "People in Florida are nuttier than a yellow bag of M&M's."
• Reflecting on Threesomes:
  • [04:44] "Some things you try once and, you know, you cool on. And I couldn't even imagine at my big grown age partaking in such things."
• Consent Reminder:
  • [06:45] "No means no, ma'am. And if the penis glove don't fit, then another woman can't suck my..."
• DJ Envy’s TV Movie Jest:
  • [08:36] “Sound like a TV movie.”
• Charlamagne on Toxic Femininity:
  • [05:26] "Toxic femininity doesn't get discussed enough, okay? This is why so many men are choosing the bear over women."

Important Timestamps

• 02:43: Donkey of the Day segment intro (Florida focus)
• 03:06: Threesome story begins
• 05:26: First mention of toxic femininity and the consequences
• 06:18: Discussion of consent and double standards
• 07:55: Angel receives “Donkey of the Day” award
• 08:05: Post-arrest speculation
• 08:50: Transition to "Jess Fix My Mess" call-in segment

Overall Tone & Takeaways

The tone is characteristically irreverent, quick-witted, and playful, even as the hosts address issues of consent, violence, and respect in adult relationships. Charlamagne’s metaphor-rich delivery and DJ Envy’s classic banter keep the segment lively, offering listeners both entertainment and food for thought about boundaries, self-control, and the unpredictability of “Florida stories.”

For listeners who missed the episode, this segment is a wild, memorable cautionary tale about communication, boundaries, and those infamous “Donkey of the Day” candidates who keep the Breakfast Club’s long-running tradition alive.