DJ Envy (2:39)

You tell them to watch out for Florida, man.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (2:43)

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all Of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey.

Eva Longoria (2:50)

A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (3:03)

The Breakfast Club donkey of the day when Charlemagne.

Dude Wipes Advertiser (3:06)

A guy.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (3:07)

I don't know why y' all keep letting him get y' all like this. It's not me, Little Duvall. Okay? It's Florida donkey today. But Thursday, November 20, goes to a Clearwater, Florida, woman named Angel Lynn Curl. What does your Uncle Charlotte always say to you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. And I must say, boy, Florida got the Bronx beat by a long shot. Okay, I'm starting to realize the Bronx is just pretty violent, all right? Folks in Florida are legitimately crazy. And it's the difference between being violent and crazy. And people in Florida are nuttier than a yellow bag of M&M's. Okay, you don't believe me? Look no further than Angel Curl. Okay? I'm going to say a word right now, and that word will cause a visceral reaction to many out there. And the word is threesome. Some people like to invite others into their bedroom. Okay? Personally, I'm too indecisive for a threesome. I learned that a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago. Okay? Early 20s, back when we was in these streets wiling on drugs, drinking, I realized that things like threesomes are way too overstimulating for me. All right? Some things you try once and, you know, you cool on. And I couldn't even imagine at my big grown age partaking in such things. But I'm not knocking anyone who lives that life. But just know I seen twa 1 and 2. I have no reason to want to open Pandora's Box. One box is enough for me. But some folks have to learn that the hard way. That leads me to the story of Angel Lynn Curl. Now, according to police reports, Angel Lynn Curl and her boyfriend, both 47 years old, my age, okay? They were born in 1978, like me. They invited a female friend over to their apartment in Clearwater, and according to reports on the smoking gun, they int intended to engage in hot, steamy, sweaty sexual activity hunching in that Florida humidity. Yep, that's what they intended to do. They wanted to be grown. But for some strange reason, the Threesome didn't happen. Police don't mention a reason. Okay, they didn't. They don't mention a reason for the night taking a turn. But the police did say that at some point, all parties declined participating in sexual activity. Let the record show this is the adult version of scheduling a play date and. And then having the play date not happen. Okay, but it's not that all parties decline to participate in sexual activity. I mean, it's not that all the parties. It's not just that all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. It's what happened after all the parties declined to participate in sexual activity. See, angel must have been very horny. And angel, you're not yourself when you're horny, because angel turned into a devil. All right? The disappointment of not being able to pull back some meat curtains must have been too much for angel to handle. I mean, angel must have been feening the feast on a fur burger, because according to police and the witness who happened to be the other woman, angel started punching her boyfriend in the face 1:15 on a Sunday morning. All of y' all should have had y' all asses in the bed getting some sleep so you could prepare to be in somebody's church in the morning. But no, y' all up ready to have a meat and 2 vag combo meal. That meat and 2 vag combo meal didn't happen. So now angel, like, hell no. If we not beating up no fish lips. Something getting beat in this house tonight, and it's gonna be you. So she started beating on her boyfriend, and she was placed under arrest for domestic battery. Fellas, toxic femininity doesn't get discussed enough, okay? This is why so many men are choosing the bear over women. I mean, just think about this clearly based off what we now know, all right? This threesome was Angel's idea. So her boyfriend decides he doesn't want to do it. Okay? The other woman decides she doesn't want to do it, and then angel beats up the boyfriend. Based off recent events of the last two years, angel should be charged with a rico. Okay, you organized a freak off. And then when I don't want to participate, I get beat on, all because I didn't want to put a deposit in somebody else's meat wallet. Listen, I'm all for sexual liberation of women. I think women should be able to make whatever sexual decision they want. But if I change my mind as a man about whatever we have planned to do sexually, then respect my decision, man. Okay? That should not lead to me getting Beat on just because I don't want to plant my seed in another woman's lady garden. What if all I wanted was one penis glove? Better yet, what if all I needed was one penis glove? And I realized that in that moment, the energy wasn't right. I wasn't feeling it. I don't have to give a reason. No means no, ma'. Am. And if the penis glove don't fit, then another woman can't suck my.

Josh Zieman (7:38)

Whoa.

DJ Envy (7:39)

Stop it.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (7:40)

Where you going?

DJ Envy (7:41)

I don't know what you about to say.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (7:43)

What do you mean? All right. Please give Angel Lynn Curl the sweet sounds and the Hamiltones. Of the day.

Charlamagne tha God (7:55)

You are the doy of the day.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (8:05)

And, Angela, I'm going tell you another thing. You got arrested at 1:15 in the morning. The eyewitness was the other woman that y' all called over. You know what they was doing while y' all was in jail? Oh, wow. While you was in jail, you know what they was doing? Okay, that was a plan to get your stupid ass up out of there. Okay, but why?

DJ Envy (8:26)

Why did they turn down a threesome? Was it maybe the girl didn't look?

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (8:29)

I have no idea.

DJ Envy (8:30)

Maybe there was a smell.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (8:31)

I. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't want to be the judge of that. I don't know. I don't know.

DJ Envy (8:36)

All right, well, sound like a TV movie.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (8:41)

Call Alvin Gray. That sound like something I've watched before.

DJ Envy (8:47)

All right, well, that is donkey today.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (8:50)

Thank you, sir.

DJ Envy (8:50)

Up next, Jess fix my mess. 800-585-1051. Jess is here and she's fixing your mess. If you got a problem, something going on in your relationship, maybe a threesome, didn't work out, whatever it may be, 800-585-1051. Just fix my mess.

Charlamagne tha God (9:05)

It's the Breakfast Club.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (9:06)

Good morning, the Breakfast Club Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Lamisoft. I'm caught up in the game.

Dude Wipes Advertiser (9:15)

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Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (9:18)

But what I'm missing is a signal coming from my kidneys. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael the Bull dot com. That's Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Josh Zieman (9:35)

A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the most elusive serial killers. But it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there, hidden in plain sight. So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zieman and this is Monster Hunting the Long Island Serial Killer. The investigation into the most notorious killer in New York since the Son of Sam. Available now. Listen for free on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts.

Podcast Host (10:08)

The murder of an 18 year old girl in Graves County, Kentucky went unsolved for years until a local housewife, a journalist and a handful of girls came forward with a story.

Charlamagne tha God (10:21)

America, y' all better wake the hell up. Bad things happens to good people and small towns.

Podcast Host (10:33)

Listen to Graves county on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. And to binge the entire season ad free. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

Molly Lambert (10:48)

Jenna World, Jenna Jameson, Vivid Video and the Valley is a new podcast about the history of the adult film industry. I'm Molly Lambert and I'll be your tour guide on a wild trip through adult films. We get paid more than the men. We call the shots. In what way is that degrading? That's us taking hold of our life. Listen to Gentle world on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Eva Longoria (11:17)

I'm Eva Longoria. And I'm Maite Gomez Jejun. And this week on our podcast Hungry for History, we talk oysters. Plus the Miami Chief stops by.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (11:25)

If you're not an oyster.

Charlamagne tha God (11:27)

Love her.

Charlamagne tha God (Donkey of the Day Segment) (11:27)

Don't even talk to me.

Eva Longoria (11:29)

Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster. No way. Bring back the ostracon. Listen to Hungry for history on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Podcast Host (12:19)

This is an I Heart podcast.