The Breakfast Club – Donkey of the Day: Former Paramedic Purposefully Urinates All Over Workplace

Podcast: The Breakfast Club
Episode Date: February 18, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Main Segment: Donkey of the Day: Christopher Carroll
Theme: Exploring the shocking and disturbing actions of a Baltimore paramedic who purposefully urinated on multiple workplace items, followed by a discussion on boundaries in online relationships.

Episode Overview

This episode's main theme centers on the "Donkey of the Day" segment, where Charlamagne Tha God highlights the bizarre and egregious case of Christopher Carroll, a Baltimore paramedic accused of urinating on various items throughout his workplace, filming himself in the act, and attempting to profit by selling the footage. The hosts discuss the case with their signature humor and candidness, before pivoting to a related open discussion about what constitutes cheating in the online age.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Donkey of the Day: Christopher Carroll's Scandal

[01:42 – 06:05]

• Overview of the Crime:

  • Christopher Carroll, suspended Baltimore County paramedic, faces dozens of charges for contaminating workplace items with urine and other bodily fluids.
  • He filmed himself urinating on supervisors' keyboards, ice makers, communal food items, air vents, and even in a doctor’s office waiting room.

• Charlamagne’s Reaction:

  • Outraged and disgusted, Charlamagne defines Carroll’s acts as "biological chemical warfare."

    “People like this should be charged with war and sex crimes, okay? This just feels like an act of terrorism. This is right up there with bombings, assassinations, hijackings, cyber attacks. Peeing in somebody's chili, that's biological chemical warfare.” — Charlamagne Tha God [03:19]

  • Charlamagne jokes about Carroll’s punishment, riffing on urine-themed puns ("Pina colada" to "P-ina colada," "AP" instead of "AC") and referencing selling videos on "Pay P View."

• Notable Details from News Report:

  • Carroll’s actions included urinating into ice and mixing it with a scoop, contaminating coffee creamer, orange juice, hand soap, chapstick, vegetables, and even room spray.
  • He self-surrendered, claiming he had no criminal record, but was caught after posting videos online to make money.

• Ethical and Social Implications:

  • The conversation pivots to the shocking fact there is a market for such disturbing online content.
  • Charlamagne closes the segment by emphasizing how repugnant and senseless these acts are, awarding Carroll the show's infamous "Donkey of the Day."

• Memorable Quote:

  “This man, AKA should be master P. He should be forced to have to put urine on everything since he wants to put urine on everything…you don't get toothpaste, you get toothpaste.” — Charlamagne Tha God [05:05]

2. Host Banter & Comic Relief

[06:05 – 07:24]

• Baltimore Stereotypes and Jokes:
  • DJ Envy and Charlamagne mock the idea of Carroll representing Baltimore, debating his origins with playful banter.
  • They riff on "caucus" wordplay regarding Carroll's race and neighborhoods in Baltimore.

“He definitely from Baltimore.” — Charlamagne Tha God [06:20]
“We don't have no curls in Baltimore…That man not from Baltimore.” — DJ Envy [06:28]

3. Transition to Relationship Discussion: Is Liking Photos Cheating?

[07:27 – 09:37]

• Prompt for Audience Call-In:

  • The hosts open the phone lines to discuss whether liking photos of other men or women on social media constitutes cheating.

• Host Opinions:

  • Charlamagne: Not cheating, but disrespectful in a relationship.

    “I wouldn't call that cheating. But that is like. What you doing?” [08:26]

  • DJ Envy: Doesn’t see it as cheating or problematic, shares his relaxed view.

    “Because I be like, it's bitches too. And I'm telling. And it's not the gay in me, trust me. Because that's all that's gone. But what I'm saying … It's something.” [08:48]

  • Jessica: Raises scenarios involving provocative or naked photos to probe boundaries.

• Notable Exchange:

  • Charlamagne jokingly lists Latino celebrity women as examples of attractive accounts a hypothetical partner might like, leading to playful accusations.

    “Why did you name all the Latino women?” — DJ Envy [09:13]
    “It had nothing to do with him being Mexican.” — Charlamagne Tha God [09:23]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Carroll’s Crimes:

  “This man went around his workplace in uniform just peeing on everything. You heard the news report…in the ice maker, and in somebody's chili. People like this should be charged with war and sex crimes, okay?…This is right up there with bombings, assassinations, hijackings, cyber attacks.” — Charlamagne Tha God [03:01 – 03:19]

• On Social Media Boundaries:

  “If you intentionally are liking a person's picture, that's… I wouldn't call that cheating. But that is like, what you doing?” — Charlamagne Tha God [08:26]

• Comic Relief, Pun-laden Rant:

  “Rolling down the street, smoking endo, sipping on pissing juice, okay? … You don't get toothpaste, you get toothpaste.” — Charlamagne Tha God [04:09, 05:05]

Timestamped Segment References

• Donkey of the Day Intro: [01:03 – 01:42]
• News Report & Details: [01:42 – 02:52]
• Charlamagne’s Analysis & Jokes: [02:52 – 05:48]
• Quick-fire Host Banter: [06:02 – 07:24]
• Cheating on Social Media Discussion: [07:27 – 09:37]

Conclusion

This episode of The Breakfast Club captures the show’s trademark blend of real-world reportage, fearless commentary, and humor. The "Donkey of the Day" story is jaw-dropping for its details and discomfort, and the hosts’ raw, witty breakdown makes it memorable. The latter portion, shifting to digital-age relationship boundaries, invites further debate and audience engagement, affirming the Breakfast Club’s reputation as the "World’s Most Dangerous Morning Show."