DONKEY: Former Paramedic Purposefully Urinates All Over Workplace

Summary

The Breakfast Club – Donkey of the Day: Former Paramedic Purposefully Urinates All Over Workplace

Podcast: The Breakfast Club
Episode Date: February 18, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Main Segment: Donkey of the Day: Christopher Carroll
Theme: Exploring the shocking and disturbing actions of a Baltimore paramedic who purposefully urinated on multiple workplace items, followed by a discussion on boundaries in online relationships.

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Episode Overview

This episode's main theme centers on the "Donkey of the Day" segment, where Charlamagne Tha God highlights the bizarre and egregious case of Christopher Carroll, a Baltimore paramedic accused of urinating on various items throughout his workplace, filming himself in the act, and attempting to profit by selling the footage. The hosts discuss the case with their signature humor and candidness, before pivoting to a related open discussion about what constitutes cheating in the online age.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Donkey of the Day: Christopher Carroll's Scandal

[01:42 – 06:05]

• Overview of the Crime:

  • Christopher Carroll, suspended Baltimore County paramedic, faces dozens of charges for contaminating workplace items with urine and other bodily fluids.
  • He filmed himself urinating on supervisors' keyboards, ice makers, communal food items, air vents, and even in a doctor’s office waiting room.

• Charlamagne’s Reaction:

  • Outraged and disgusted, Charlamagne defines Carroll’s acts as "biological chemical warfare."

    “People like this should be charged with war and sex crimes, okay? This just feels like an act of terrorism. This is right up there with bombings, assassinations, hijackings, cyber attacks. Peeing in somebody's chili, that's biological chemical warfare.” — Charlamagne Tha God [03:19]

  • Charlamagne jokes about Carroll’s punishment, riffing on urine-themed puns ("Pina colada" to "P-ina colada," "AP" instead of "AC") and referencing selling videos on "Pay P View."

• Notable Details from News Report:

  • Carroll’s actions included urinating into ice and mixing it with a scoop, contaminating coffee creamer, orange juice, hand soap, chapstick, vegetables, and even room spray.
  • He self-surrendered, claiming he had no criminal record, but was caught after posting videos online to make money.

• Ethical and Social Implications:

  • The conversation pivots to the shocking fact there is a market for such disturbing online content.
  • Charlamagne closes the segment by emphasizing how repugnant and senseless these acts are, awarding Carroll the show's infamous "Donkey of the Day."

• Memorable Quote:

  “This man, AKA should be master P. He should be forced to have to put urine on everything since he wants to put urine on everything…you don't get toothpaste, you get toothpaste.” — Charlamagne Tha God [05:05]

2. Host Banter & Comic Relief

[06:05 – 07:24]

• Baltimore Stereotypes and Jokes:
  • DJ Envy and Charlamagne mock the idea of Carroll representing Baltimore, debating his origins with playful banter.
  • They riff on "caucus" wordplay regarding Carroll's race and neighborhoods in Baltimore.

“He definitely from Baltimore.” — Charlamagne Tha God [06:20]
“We don't have no curls in Baltimore…That man not from Baltimore.” — DJ Envy [06:28]

3. Transition to Relationship Discussion: Is Liking Photos Cheating?

[07:27 – 09:37]

• Prompt for Audience Call-In:

  • The hosts open the phone lines to discuss whether liking photos of other men or women on social media constitutes cheating.

• Host Opinions:

  • Charlamagne: Not cheating, but disrespectful in a relationship.

    “I wouldn't call that cheating. But that is like. What you doing?” [08:26]

  • DJ Envy: Doesn’t see it as cheating or problematic, shares his relaxed view.

    “Because I be like, it's bitches too. And I'm telling. And it's not the gay in me, trust me. Because that's all that's gone. But what I'm saying … It's something.” [08:48]

  • Jessica: Raises scenarios involving provocative or naked photos to probe boundaries.

• Notable Exchange:

  • Charlamagne jokingly lists Latino celebrity women as examples of attractive accounts a hypothetical partner might like, leading to playful accusations.

    “Why did you name all the Latino women?” — DJ Envy [09:13]
    “It had nothing to do with him being Mexican.” — Charlamagne Tha God [09:23]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Carroll’s Crimes:

  “This man went around his workplace in uniform just peeing on everything. You heard the news report…in the ice maker, and in somebody's chili. People like this should be charged with war and sex crimes, okay?…This is right up there with bombings, assassinations, hijackings, cyber attacks.” — Charlamagne Tha God [03:01 – 03:19]

• On Social Media Boundaries:

  “If you intentionally are liking a person's picture, that's… I wouldn't call that cheating. But that is like, what you doing?” — Charlamagne Tha God [08:26]

• Comic Relief, Pun-laden Rant:

  “Rolling down the street, smoking endo, sipping on pissing juice, okay? … You don't get toothpaste, you get toothpaste.” — Charlamagne Tha God [04:09, 05:05]

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Timestamped Segment References

• Donkey of the Day Intro: [01:03 – 01:42]
• News Report & Details: [01:42 – 02:52]
• Charlamagne’s Analysis & Jokes: [02:52 – 05:48]
• Quick-fire Host Banter: [06:02 – 07:24]
• Cheating on Social Media Discussion: [07:27 – 09:37]

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Conclusion

This episode of The Breakfast Club captures the show’s trademark blend of real-world reportage, fearless commentary, and humor. The "Donkey of the Day" story is jaw-dropping for its details and discomfort, and the hosts’ raw, witty breakdown makes it memorable. The latter portion, shifting to digital-age relationship boundaries, invites further debate and audience engagement, affirming the Breakfast Club’s reputation as the "World’s Most Dangerous Morning Show."

Transcript

[DJ Envy]

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[Angela Yee]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I go by the name of Charlamagne. Tha God. And we are the world's most dangerous morning show, the Breakfast Club. You just finished listening to, you know, our podcast for the day.

[Jessica]

That's right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And we want you to go watch the visuals on Netflix. You know, we, we're still on YouTube, but it's the clips on YouTube. But if you want to watch the Breakfast Club in full, if you want to see what you just listened to, go to Netflix. That's right.

[DJ Envy]

Find on Netflix.

[Angela Yee]

Sure.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Donkey of the day.

[DJ Envy]

Damn the Hee Haw again.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's time for Donkey of the Day. I ain't trying to be donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things called Donkey of the day. And it really caught me off guard.

[DJ Envy]

Damn Charlamagne. Who got the donkey of the day today?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I got a massage and a facial yesterday, bro.

[Jessica]

What's his name?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Self care is very important. Drop one of Kuz bombs. For those of us who practice self care.

[Jessica]

What was his name?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Invest in your mental wealth. Facial.

[DJ Envy]

Woo. And a massage.

[Jessica]

What's his name?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Poppy.

[DJ Envy]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Donkey of the day for Wednesday, February 18th goes to Christopher Carroll. He is a Baltimore, Maryland man who is facing nearly two dozen criminal charges because he's nasty. What do you mean he's nasty, Uncle Charlotte? Well, let's go to WCSC Live 5 News for the report, please.

[News Reporter]

Christopher Carroll, a 36 year old suspended paramedic with the Baltimore County Fire Department, accused of filming himself at work in his work uniform, purposefully leaving his bodily fluids, including urine, all over the workplace, on his supervisor's keyboard and communal coffee creamer in a fridge at the Public Safety Building in Towson and in the large ice maker in Fire Station 2 in Pikesville, where prosecutors say he urinated into the ice while wiped himself on a Scoop and used the scoop to mix the urine throughout the ice in the ice maker. Before making a thumbs up gesture to the camera, the state said there's more video showing Carol contaminating a carton of orange juice, hand soap in the bathroom, somebody's chapstick, a pot of chili, a can of vegetables, an air conditioner vent in the firehouse, and a can of scented room spray in his doctor's office waiting room.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

White drop on the KLUZ bombs for wcsc. That's a Charleston news station. I don't know why they reporting on Baltimore. More news. But Christopher Carroll, this man is just going around Baltimore marking his territory like he a cane corso, okay? This man went around his workplace in uniform just peeing on everything. You heard the news report on his supervisor's keyboard, in a refrigerated communal coffee creamer at the Public Safety building, in the ice maker, and in somebody's chili. People like this should be charged with war and sex crimes, okay? This just feels like an act of terrorism. This is right up there with bombings, assassinations, hijackings, cyber attacks. Peeing in somebody's chili, that's biological chemical warfare. And what if this man was eating asparagus? Prosecutors said Christopher pissed in the ice wiped on a scoop, and used the scoop to mix the urine throughout the ice in the ice maker before making a thumbs up gesture to the camera. See, people like this, you have to give them a taste of their own medicine. Literally. Okay? You gotta put him in prison for 30 days and make him drink nothing but drinks with P and M, okay? A pina colada for breakfast, some Pinot grigio for lunch, and some Pinot noir for dinner, okay? This man would be on a heavy diet of urine and tonics if it was up to me. Rolling down the street, smoking endo, sipping on pissing juice, okay? Then this man had the nerve to say he doesn't have a criminal record and he self surrendered. You had no choice. You self snitched on yourself when you recorded yourself peeing everywhere. Like you also believe you can fly. They got a video of this man peeing in orange juice, okay? Peeing on hand soap in the bathroom, peeing on somebody's chapstick. How do you pee on somebody's chapstick?

[Jessica]

That's crazy. That's diabolical.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

A can of vegetables, an air conditioner vent. He peed in a can of scented room spray and in the doctor's office waiting room. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, Christopher, you're in jail with no bond. And that's right where you need to be. Okay? This man, AKA should be master P. He should be forced to have to put urine on everything since he wants to put urine on everything. You don't get toothpaste, you get toothpaste. Oh, you want to pee in air conditioned events? Cool. We can do that too. So you don't get A.C. you get AP. Am I the only person that's pissed off about this story? This man was peeing on soap, okay? On soap. For that offense, someone should go find me someone from Ireland to pee on him. Bring me an O' Brien or a McCarthy, I'll show you an Irish Spring. Okay? And he had the nerve to say he was filming himself and posting videos online in an effort to make money selling them on subscription websites. It's people spending money to watch this kind of stuff. Pay P View is a real thing. I'm done, man. It's enough. Please give Christopher Carroll the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

[DJ Envy]

Of the day.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Of the day. What a disgusting world we live in.

[DJ Envy]

And I do not know him envy, so shut up. That is disgusting. That is a mental illness.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If it sounds very Baltimore to me.

[DJ Envy]

No, it does not. Hell no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We don't walk people. Y' all be wilding, though. Y' all go to hell on people. No, no.

[DJ Envy]

That is further than hell. That is disgusting. No, we don't need to play no game. That man not from Baltimore.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He definitely from Baltimore.

[DJ Envy]

No, he migrated there. He's not from Baltimore, I guarantee you. What's his name? Christopher. What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Clumsy Christopher. Carol Christopher.

[DJ Envy]

We don't have no curls. We don't have no curls in Baltimore. No play game, huh?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't want to play a game. No, we don't have no camel. I want to play a game.

[Angela Yee]

Y don't play a game.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, we don't need to play a game. Man is Caucasian. Yeah, exactly.

[DJ Envy]

He's not. Oh, my God.

[Jessica]

You know what?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What?

[Jessica]

You know.

[DJ Envy]

Yeah, he might be from South Baltimore. Right down there on Monroe and Ramsey.

[Jessica]

No.

[DJ Envy]

Yes. Where all the crab spots at? Oh, my God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't want to play again. No, for real.

[DJ Envy]

White people down there is like the walking dead, guys.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You just said what he was. I didn't think. I didn't think it was necessary to play the game. I think that was obvious.

[DJ Envy]

Getting out. Now that you told me. Yeah, now that you told me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is straight out the caucus mountains.

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[DJ Envy]

This is crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What are we talking about?

[DJ Envy]

Yeah, we got a caucus area right down. It's called pigtail Caucasian, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, all right.

[DJ Envy]

A Caucasian area right there in the city. And that's where they be at.

[Jessica]

Oh, my goodness.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right. Oh, Lord. All right.

[Jessica]

He's white. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Jessica]

All right, now let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. We were talking behind the scenes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What were you talking about?

[Jessica]

Me and Jess were talking. Right, Justin? Well, because you were in the other room, I think we doing your number twos.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. All right.

[Jessica]

Justin LeBoy and Coi Leray were having a conversation, and they were talking about social media. Sometimes in Facebook and Instagram and Twitter or X is what you. What you call it. If you like someone's picture online, is it considered cheating?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cheat? I don't think so, but I don't think it's something that you should be doing if you're in a relationship.

[Jessica]

Well, let's listen.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What do you consider cheating?

[DJ Envy]

Liking photos is cheating. Why are you shaking your head?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think that's cheating.

[DJ Envy]

Why, though? Tell me why you don't. I don't want to cheer to that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why? Because you could be scrolling on your.

[DJ Envy]

Page and accidentally like a picture. Absolutely. Double tap. Right. If you accidentally like something. What are you saying? Liking photos is cheating?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Justin, be kind of slow sometimes. He said accidentally.

[Jessica]

Accidentally. Accidentally.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If you intentionally are liking a person's picture, that's. I wouldn't call that cheating. But that is like. What you doing?

[DJ Envy]

Yeah. Like you flirting.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like you're absolutely.

[DJ Envy]

But I. I see how that. That could go, but me, I don't. I wouldn't have a problem.

[Jessica]

So let's say there was a stripper online and she was naked and she was popping that thing, and your husband liked that picture. You'd be cool with it?

[DJ Envy]

I'm be honest with you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[DJ Envy]

I mean, for real.

[Jessica]

Yes.

[DJ Envy]

Because I be like, it's bitches too. And I'm. I'm telling. And it's not the gay in me, trust me. Because that's all that's gone. But what I'm saying is I. It. It's something.

[Jessica]

So you wouldn't mind if your husband liked any picture? Naked chick. It doesn't matter.

[DJ Envy]

Female body.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What if Chris went and liked Salma Hayek, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Cardi B. What if he just went down and.

[DJ Envy]

Why did you name all the Latino women?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Huh?

[DJ Envy]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[DJ Envy]

So you think I should get mad at that? Because that's what he really want is what you're saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I'm just saying I don't know why I said that.

[Jessica]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[DJ Envy]

Cause you're a clown.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It had nothing to do with him being Mexican. 805A5.

[DJ Envy]

I wouldn't have a problem with it.

[Jessica]

Do you think it's cheating if your significant other likes pictures of other women or other men? Is that a problem? Is that cheating? Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Club.

[DJ Envy]

Good morning.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Jessica]

That's right. It's DJ Envy.

[Angela Yee]

It's your girl, Jess.

[DJ Envy]

Hilarious.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I go by the name of Charlamagne Tha God. And we are the world's most dangerous morning show, the Breakfast Club. You just finished listening to, you know, our podcast for the day.

[Jessica]

That's right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And we want you to go watch the visuals on Netflix. You know, we. We're still on YouTube, but it's the clips on YouTube. But if you want to watch the breakf full. If you want to see what you just listened to, go to Netflix. That's right.

[DJ Envy]

Find us on Netflix.

[Angela Yee]

Sure.

[DJ Envy]

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