DONKEY: Man Accused Of Breaking Into Woman’s Home & Licking Her Toes While She Slept

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club – Episode: DONKEY: Man Accused Of Breaking Into Woman’s Home & Licking Her Toes While She Slept

Release Date: June 2, 2025
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
Description: The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!

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Introduction to the Episode

Charlamagne Tha God kicks off the episode with the segment "Donkey of the Day," a recurring feature where they highlight noteworthy individuals, often with a humorous or critical twist. Today’s focus is on Christian Alondro Solorio Anguiano, a man from Modesto, California, who has faced serious criminal charges.

“I was born a donkey. It's the donkey of the devil.”
[00:35] Charlamagne Tha God

This humorous yet provocative statement sets the tone for the segment, blending lighthearted banter with the gravity of the topic.

Main Story: Accusations Against Christian Anguiano

The episode delves into the disturbing case of Christian Alondro Solorio Anguiano, who has been arrested on multiple charges, including sexual battery, burglary, stalking, and assault with the intent to commit a felony. Charlamagne underscores the severity of his actions and the potential consequences he faces.

“With a name like that, he might get sent to El Salvador because he was arrested for sexual battery, burglary, stalking and assault with the intent to commit a felony.”
[00:52] Charlamagne Tha God

To provide a factual basis, the podcast includes a segment from CBS News, detailing the allegations against Anguiano:

• Age: 27
• Crimes: Breaking into a woman's home, biting, and licking her toes while she slept.
• Behavior: Stalking the woman for months, following her from work, sleeping in his car outside her home, and persistently checking if her doors were unlocked.
• Legal Status: Held on a $325,000 bail.

“He broke into our house just so he could treat her feet like a churro. Cinnamon swirl. Full tongue action. Sweet, sticky, slightly confusing.”
[02:09] Charlamagne Tha God

Charlamagne uses vivid and metaphorical language to describe the nature of the assault, emphasizing the bizarre and invasive nature of the crime.

Commentary and Analysis

Charlamagne transitions from reporting the facts to a deeper discussion on the implications of stalking and the necessity for stronger protective measures. He critiques the existing responses to stalking behaviors and advocates for more proactive community involvement and legal protections.

“The lesson to be learned here is that this incident underscores the importance of taking stalking behavior seriously. And we got to implement stronger protective measures for victims.”
[03:00] Charlamagne Tha God

He suggests that community policing and citizens' arrests could be effective in preventing such incidents, highlighting the failures in previous attempts to deter Anguiano's behavior.

“Co workers went to him and told him to cut it out. He was sleeping outside that woman's home. He was checking for unlocked doors at her residence. All of that should equate to a community jumping, okay?”
[03:45] Charlamagne Tha God

Charlamagne also emphasizes the need for public awareness and education on recognizing and reporting stalking behaviors, as well as providing robust support systems for victims.

“We have to support the victims, okay? Provide resources and support systems for people who feel threatened.”
[04:10] Charlamagne Tha God

His critique extends to the law enforcement and legal frameworks, urging for swift and decisive action when dealing with such cases.

Conclusion and Upcoming Segments

The segment concludes with Charlamagne reiterating the severity of the case and the importance of learning from such incidents to prevent future occurrences.

“You can't wait until somebody breaks into somebody's house and turns their toes into tamales to care, okay?”
[04:20] Charlamagne Tha God

Following the heavy discussion, the podcast transitions to lighter content and promotional segments, including a teaser for an upcoming interview with Dr. Rita Walker to celebrate the 50th anniversary of her influential book, The Unapologetic Guide to Black Mental Health.

“She’s one of the most culturally competent mental health professionals out here today.”
[04:37] Charlamagne Tha God

Notable Quotes

• “This man was a telenovela villain.”
  [02:30] Charlamagne Tha God

• “If you're not watching BMF on Starz, you're seriously missing out.”
  [05:20] DJ Envy

• “When you mess with the bull, you get the horns.”
  [05:00] Charlamagne Tha God

Summary

In this episode of The Breakfast Club, Charlamagne Tha God addresses a disturbing case of stalking and sexual assault, highlighting the importance of taking such behaviors seriously and advocating for stronger community and legal measures to protect victims. Through a mix of factual reporting and candid commentary, the hosts shed light on the societal and legal gaps that allow such crimes to persist. The episode balances serious discussion with the show's characteristic humor and promotional content, offering listeners both insight and entertainment.

Transcript

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Angela Yee]

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[DJ Envy]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was born a donkey. It's the donkey of the devil.

[Angela Yee]

That's pretty funny.

[DJ Envy]

Charlamagne, the devil.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The breakfast Club. Yes. Donkey Today for Monday, June 2 goes to a Modesto, California man named Christian Alondro Solario Anguiano. I don't think I pronounced any of that right. Okay, that is a name that ICE agents would have at the top of their list just in case they would monitor a name like that. You know, and honestly, with a name like that, he might get sent to El Salvador because he was arrested for sexual battery, burglary, stalking and assault with the intent to commit a felony. All those charges will get you deported in Trump's America, especially with a name like that. And it don't even matter if you are an American citizen. Okay, they gonna put you on that deportation flight to El Salvador. But what exactly did Christian Alondro Solorio Anguillano do? Let's go to CBS News for the report, please.

[News Reporter]

Got a strange one for you tonight. Out of Modesto. The Stanislaus county sheriff says they've arrested a man last week after he allegedly broke into a woman's home at night, then bit and licked her toes while she slept. Let's give you some context. The sheriff's office says the man arrested, seen here, 27 year old Cristian Anguiano, had been stalking the woman for months following her home from work several times. Despite a number of people confronting him, deputies say he just wouldn't stop, would even sleep in the car outside her home. Woman's is okay. Anguillano, though. Suspects being held on a $325,000 bail.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He broke into our house just so he could treat her feet like a churro. Cinnamon swirl. Full tongue action. Sweet, sticky, slightly confusing. Okay. El toe liquor supremo. Toe sucking King of the dance floor. How you break into someone's house With Sazon for their feet. This man is a telenovela villain. Okay, first of all, what's the point of stalking? At what point does a man understand this woman don't want you? And what part of your brain makes you believe that breaking into this woman's house and sexually assaulting her toes was gonna make her like you? Okay, I don't know why I got this far. This man was following this woman home after her shifts, sleeping in his car outside her residence, checking her doors to see if they are unlocked to gain entry. If he was doing all of that, he. He should have been on ice's radar a long time ago, okay? Somebody should have been put him in handcuffs. This man was confronted by her co workers to leave her alone, but none of that stopped him. Okay? The lesson to be learned here is that this incident underscores the importance of taking stalking behavior seriously. And we got to implement stronger protective measures for victims. And by stronger measures, we got to let people get they ass kicked, okay? That's what I mean by stronger measures. There has to be some sort of community policing that can happen the same way. It's citizens arrest. We have to make it okay in certain situations for citizens to put their foot up other citizens asses, okay? Co workers went to him and told him to cut it out. He was sleeping outside that woman's home. He was checking for unlocked doors at her residence. All of that should equate to a community jumping, okay? Now if that's too extreme for folks, then we got to enhance legal protections, all right? You got to have strong laws against stalking and ensure swift actions when victims report they are being stalked. You got to use stories like this to increase public awareness. We have to educate the public about to signs of stalking and the importance of reporting suspicious activities. And most importantly, we got to support the victims, okay? Provide resources and support systems for people who feel threatened. You can't wait until somebody breaks into somebody's house and turns their toes into. Into tamales to care, okay? So please give Christian Anguiano the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day.

[News Reporter]

You are.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Of the day.

[Angela Yee]

All right, well, thank you for that. Donkey of the day.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, indeed.

[Angela Yee]

Now, when we come back, Dr. Rita Walker will be joining us. It's the 50th anniversary of her book, the Unapologetic Guide to Black Mental Health.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, I gift that book to everybody. I tell everyone that is one of the most culturally. She's one of the most culturally competent mental health professionals out here today. And that book is one of the most culturally competent mental health books on the market. So can't wait to talk to Dr. Rita Walker.

[Angela Yee]

Yep, we're gonna talk to a Nexus. The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[DJ Envy]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is an iHeart podcast.