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Charlamagne tha God
There's a bunch of donkeys out here in these streets because you're mean.
Just Hilarious
Never gave a damn.
Charlamagne tha God
If we live a life where we bite our tongue based off who we may offend, we never would say anything.
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That is why.
Charlamagne tha God
Charlemagne, Virgo. Charlemagne the God, He's a donkey. That was he. Oh, man. Charlemagne. You giving donkey the day to who now, Busta Rhymes? Donkey of the day for Monday, January 13th goes to a 20 year old Pennsylvania man named Evan Gabrielle Houseman. Evan is facing a bunch of charges, including assault, strangulation, terroristic threats, resisting arrest, and criminal mischief and harassment, according to online court records. Who did Evan attack and why? Would you like to know? Well, police were dispatched to a home because Evan's father called 911 and said his son assaulted his wife, meaning his mother. What kind of sucker ass father does Evan have? If I'm calling the police after my son attacked my wife, it's because I didn't hurt my son, all right? You a 20 year old grown man. I got to whoop your ass for one, putting hands on my wife. Two for you putting hands on your mother. What type of human are you? Okay, I'm going to do you bad, like I don't know you. Then call the police on you and I so they can come pick us both up. You for what you did to your mama and me because of what I did to you. Now, according to dispatchers, they could hear the sounds of a struggle in the background of the call, and Evan was yelling, shoot me now. Evan's mother said the argument started the previous night because Evan said he wanted money transferred to him so he could go buy some weed. Yes. Marijuana, pot, grass, ganja. He wanted his mama to transfer money to him so he could go buy some. And when she said no, the argument escalated. Evan threatened suicide. Said he was gonna overdose on pills. Okay. If he didn't get that money, he acting like he broke up with his mother. That's how I acted when my lady broke up with me in 2001. Sometimes you gotta fake kill yourself to get your girl back. It happens. But this is not his girl. It's his mother, okay? Acting like this over some damn weed. So the next morning, she told police that he grabbed her head, pushed it toward the floor, and then put her in a headlock. Okay, his mother? Yes.
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Charlamagne tha God
She said that her son told her that if she did not hand over his medication, he was gonna apply pressure to her neck before he released her and took his medication into his room. Jaz, what would happen to your son if he tried you like this?
Just Hilarious
Excuse me. I wouldn't even. I can't even say it on air. I can't.
Charlamagne tha God
This is how I know parents be capping when they say, I bought you into this world so I can take you out. Okay? Mothers be in situations like this and all they can think about is how they brought this child into the world. Because a stranger, they would have attempted to take a stranger out a long time ago. But wait, it gets worse. Okay? Daddy got involved. Daddy and the son began arguing. So Evan, big grown ass 20 year old, threw a TV and an Xbox down a flight of stairs, breaking both of them and damaging a wall. So when his father went down the steps to check the damage, guess what his son did?
DJ Envy
What?
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Pushed him down the stairs. What?
DJ Envy
I'm sorry. Not that we're not there.
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Pushed him down the stairs. Okay. Pushed him to the ground. He hit his head on the garage door. Talking about the father. His father then went outside to distance himself from his son running, basically. Okay. While his wife called 911. What kind of punk ass pops did Evan have? My daddy. My father going outside to get distance. After I threw down a tv. After I threw a TV down a flight of stairs, then pushed him down the flight of stairs.
Just Hilarious
She don't know why. In the house on no gun.
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You know what I'm saying?
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What's wrong with y'all?
Charlamagne tha God
Then the son followed his daddy outside, pushed his daddy to the ground again and put him in a headlock and told his father he was going to kill him and take them both out. Then he let his father up and started to beat his father's car with a stick. So started doing damage to his father's car with a stick. Let me tell you something. It's Caddy. I don't know what kind of car was, but I don't beat My kids, but I got all girls. And I come from the era of extreme ass whippings from my parents. This 20 year old needed an ass whipping straight from the 1900s. Not to mention you, 20. At that point, you a grown ass adult. Okay? So whatever goes, goes. Now, when cops came, they ordered the suspect to put his hands behind his back. He said no. Then he started to walk toward one of the victims again because he wanted more smoke. Okay? Victims being his parents, officers had to use a taser on him before they put him in custody. And while in custody, he kicked officers several times and he was sent to a hospital to be mentally evaluated. Okay, let's play a game.
DJ Envy
I'm ready for this one.
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You want to play a game? Let's play a game of guess what racist. All right? Evan Houseman of Pennsylvania facing a whole bunch of charges because he beat up his parents. All right? Basically beat up his parents, mom and dad. Then when the cops came, they had to tase him. He put hands on them, too. But he lived to tell the tale. DJ Envy. Guess what? Racist. White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white. Okay, okay, okay. Just hilarious. Evan Houseman facing a whole bunch of charges because he beat up his parents. And he put hands on them, too. But he lived to tell the tale. Just hilarious.
Just Hilarious
Guess what racy is called Cassidy with the audacity.
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DJ envy. Just hilarious. You both are correct. Evan Houseman is a blue eyed devil.
DJ Envy
Wait, wait, I knew it.
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I knew it. I knew.
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We got the blue eyes and everything. Straight out the Caucus Mountains. Wow. Come on, man.
DJ Envy
If I did that to my parents, I wouldn't be here right now.
Just Hilarious
Hey, what are we talking about?
DJ Envy
I wouldn't be here.
Charlamagne tha God
This whole story reeks of whiteness. Yeah, peak whiteness, okay? Capitol Riot whiteness.
DJ Envy
There's no. No way. There's no way I would be here.
Just Hilarious
Right now when you need him. He need a bullet in both of them feet. What are you talking about? Sit your ass down.
Charlamagne tha God
Lord have mercy.
Just Hilarious
I don't care.
DJ Envy
Could you imagine?
Charlamagne tha God
No, no.
Just Hilarious
Could you?
DJ Envy
No, no.
Just Hilarious
Like what? What? Please. I mean, I ain't saying you had to shoot him to kill him, but nah.
DJ Envy
Injury, you need to.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, you need to sit your ass down.
Charlamagne tha God
Putting your hands on your mama is one thing, all right? But God dang, when the daddy let you get away with it, too.
Just Hilarious
He beat the daddy up. TV down like he thought he was precious. Mother like he threw a tv.
DJ Envy
No black parent, no black family down.
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What?
Charlamagne tha God
He not even in shape. He a little fat. Portly Caucasian.
DJ Envy
What about you, Red?
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Ain't like it's Logan beating up envy.
DJ Envy
Puerto Rican family that that wouldn't happen. He'd be limping now.
Charlamagne tha God
My mom would have whipped my ass, too.
DJ Envy
Oh, your mother would have whipped your ass?
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Yeah, my mother. I would have never thought of that.
DJ Envy
She got the chance. Yeah, figured that.
Just Hilarious
See, we black and brown up here. Ain't no. Ain't no damn way.
DJ Envy
All right. Well, thank you for that. Donkey.
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Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club – "DONKEY: Man Attacks & Threatens To Kill Parents After Mother Refused To Buy Him Weed"
Episode Details:
In this intense episode of The Breakfast Club, hosts Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Envy, and Just Hilarious delve into a harrowing real-life incident involving a young man's violent reaction to his mother's refusal to provide him with money for marijuana. The discussion is raw, unfiltered, and provides a deep dive into the complexities of family dynamics, mental health, and societal pressures.
The episode centers around Evan Gabrielle Houseman, a 20-year-old from Pennsylvania, who is facing multiple charges including assault, strangulation, terroristic threats, resisting arrest, criminal mischief, and harassment. The incident unfolded when Evan attacked his parents after his mother denied his request to transfer money for purchasing weed.
Key Details:
Initial Conflict: Evan demanded that his mother transfer money to him to buy marijuana. When denied, the argument escalated, leading him to threaten suicide: “He wanted his mama to transfer money to him so he could go buy some weed... he threatened to overdose on pills if he didn't get the money” (04:30).
Violent Outburst: The following morning, Evan physically assaulted his mother by pushing her head towards the floor and putting her in a headlock. The situation worsened when his father intervened, resulting in Evan throwing a TV and an Xbox down the stairs, breaking both and damaging the wall (05:28).
Escalation with Father: Evan's behavior became increasingly violent as he pushed his father down the stairs, beat him with a stick, and destroyed his father's car. When law enforcement arrived, Evan resisted arrest, leading officers to use a taser to subdue him. He was subsequently taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation (07:00).
Charlamagne Tha God led the narrative with a mix of seriousness and characteristic bluntness:
“Evan is facing a bunch of charges because he beat up his parents... What type of human are you?” (03:00)
DJ Envy and Just Hilarious responded with a blend of humor and outrage, attempting to process the severity of Evan's actions:
DJ Envy: “I'm ready for this one.” (07:24)
Just Hilarious: “I don't care. Could you?” (08:57)
The hosts also touched upon racial dynamics, albeit briefly and contentiously:
Charlamagne: “This whole story reeks of whiteness. Yeah, peak whiteness, okay? Capitol Riot whiteness.” (08:39)
DJ Envy: “No black parent, no black family down.” (09:13)
Charlamagne criticized the parents' response, particularly focusing on the father's decision to involve law enforcement:
“If I'm calling the police after my son attacked my wife, it's because I didn't hurt my son.” (03:10)
The conversation highlighted generational conflicts and differing disciplinary approaches:
Charlamagne: “I come from the era of extreme ass whippings from my parents. This 20-year-old needed an ass whipping straight from the 1900s.” (06:00)
The episode underscores the volatile intersection of mental health issues, substance abuse, and family relationships. Charlamagne’s commentary suggests a critique of both the son's inability to handle rejection and the parents' approach to discipline and conflict resolution.
Key Takeaways:
Mental Health Awareness: Evan's threats of suicide and subsequent violent actions point to underlying mental health struggles that may require professional intervention rather than punitive measures alone.
Family Dynamics: The incident reflects a breakdown in communication and understanding within the family unit, exacerbated by the pressures of substance use and financial expectations.
Societal Reflections: The brief discussion on racial undertones indicates a broader commentary on how different communities handle familial conflicts and disciplinary practices.
Charlamagne Tha God on Evan's behavior:
“Putting your hands on your mama is one thing… But God dang, when the daddy let you get away with it, too.” (09:00)
DJ Envy on personal responsibility:
“If I did that to my parents, I wouldn't be here right now.” (08:29)
Charlamagne on societal norms:
“This whole story reeks of whiteness. Yeah, peak whiteness, okay?” (08:39)
This episode of The Breakfast Club serves as a stark reminder of the complexities surrounding familial relationships, mental health, and societal expectations. Through a candid and often confrontational discussion, the hosts illuminate the multifaceted nature of such violent incidents, encouraging listeners to reflect on prevention, understanding, and the importance of effective communication within families.
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